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Absolutely no pressure! Just tagging my mutuals/ some of my favorite blogs if you guys wanna do it too :))
@mysterystar2 @1derpu2 @th3swarm @defectivegembrain @lesbianwithchainsaws @bigtub @cutie-papudi @iamhilda-iliveinthevillage @stardustto-dust
Making a tag game cause I can
Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters
No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3
#@op#either you're autistic#or you're secretly me#in which case#you're autistic#lol#other tags:#peter parker#abed nadir#robin buckley#steven grant#tag game#assumptions
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for the requests: can you draw pyro and medic bonding? i was thinking smth like pyro giving medic a heart and medic appreciating it for surgery but idk!!
Thanks for the request!
I love Medic and Pyro interactions, they're my favorite characters♡
#ask#art#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 medic#tf2 pyro#They secretly listen to jazz together#Pyro is just Medic's little assistant (Engineer recommended them)#also sorry for the delay#it's so hot in Ukraine right now that I don't even want to do anything#and I've had a lot of work to do (I still have some things to sort out) and I feel really tired all the time :(#so I hope you're not upset with me.
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One thing I wish I'd see more of among Ratio fans is some thought about how he views himself as a teacher.
Like yes, of course he refuses to compromise on the quality and rigor of the education he imparts, and he would find it unforgivably unethical to lower his standards in order to pass more students who had not genuinely learned the material. This is core to his character.
However, as someone who is a teacher IRL, I know the absolutely miserable feeling setting that kind of standard can cause. There's the obvious disheartening sense of disappointment ("Are students these days really not capable of doing the work correctly? Is our future in danger, if this is the highest level of understanding our current generation of students can achieve?"), but even worse than that is the self-doubt.
"Is this somehow my fault? Am I not teaching this material in the right ways for the students to learn? Is there something I could have done differently to get through to these students? Would a better teacher have a higher passing rate?"
We know that Ratio does (or at least did) struggle with feeling inferior to the Genius Society, so I think it is also likely, as much as he absolutely will not budge on his academic standards, that he has doubts about his teaching ability as well.
This is the man who wants to educate the entire world to cure the disease of ignorance, and yet only 3% of his actual students are able to get there. How can someone who gets so few of his direct students to a state of enlightenment hope to enlighten the whole universe? If so few students are successfully learning the material of a given class, doesn't that mean the teacher is doing something wrong?Would a better teacher--would a genius, maybe--not be able to impart their knowledge more efficiently and educate even the most challenging of students?
As someone constantly struggling with that balance between keeping academic standards high while also meeting the needs of today's students, I think the passing rates of his courses must affect Dr. Ratio much more deeply than I've seen fans discuss. I think he would question himself harshly over his class success rates, and I think he must be constantly trying to push himself to become the best teacher he possibly can be.
tl;dr: I hope one day the HSR fandom will stop sleeping on the fact that Ratio is an actual practicing professor who probably has astronomical levels of teacher angst. 😂
#honkai star rail#dr. ratio#not to be#ratiorine#in everything I post but#secretly this is just an excuse to imagine Aventurine throwing Ratio a sympathy party#a “Let's eat our feelings" party because the doctor just got his course evals back#and there are some insults on there that would make his ancestors cry#I can just imagine Aventurine reading out the really obnoxious Rate My Professor reviews#in whiny entitled voices#just to squeak a smile out of a gloomy Ratio#but I also really like the idea of Aventurine helping Ratio become a better teacher!!#because he's sharp and a fast learner#but he doesn't have a background in formal/public education#he's not set in the system's ways#he could suggest some really out-of-the-box ideas to help Ratio get through to more students#and be a great sounding board for Ratio's lesson material#brutally honest feedback lol#“Ratio I am in love with you but I still can't listen to you talk about gravitational time dilation for one minute more”#“You're going to HAVE to make this lecture less dry than my martini.”#look let me just enjoy this teacher fantasy for a sec#lol
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sometimes pro endos and anti endos should just. chill. interact. don't limit yourself to only interacting with people with morals that are 100% the same as yours. everyone's all "no one is perfect" until the imperfection is that they don't agree with you on something. like no actually flaws aren't just skills people aren't good at, they're also moral things
tl;dr just chatting with people who disagree with you is ok and not everything is about syscourse
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#sorry anon have to disagree#we as a system refuse to talk to people who actively deny the existence and experiences of others who dont fall into their view of them#if an anti-endo talks shit about mixed origin systems we wont bother talking to them#our spouse is mixed origin and at that point they're insulting someone close to us#so no as a pro-endo system i refuse to speak with anyone who invalidates and fakeclaims anyone who doesnt fit their narrow views#on who is a system or not#if i meet an anti-endo in real life and they spout of nonsense we will walk away from them#like you act as if this is easy to do#its not and will not be because anti-endos are directly hating others for existing#nope sorry cant see this ever happening#makes me think you're secretly an anti-endo because you left out how they are hateful to others they don't agree with#just look at their hateful ass tags#like “endos fuck off” “endos not for you” “endos aren't real”#also this post is not an ok for anti-endos to start spamming asks because we will delete them#so yeah no not happening#endo friendly#plural community#pluralgang#plurality#pluralpunk#pro endo#mixed origin system#traumaendo#endogenic safe#syscourse
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I was holding my dog's head like a burger when I suddenly thought of Machete so I now present to you
Machete getting his head held like a burger
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#oh dear#my boy my poor little rat lad#he doesn't seem too thrilled about it#but submitting to his fate nonetheless#or maybe he's secretly into it#maybe it makes him feel like his head is staying together a bit better than it does on average#is this a customary thing? to hold a dog's head like a burger?#you're not the first person to tell me my dogs need to be given burger handling#I don't know what I'm talking about anymore I think I better call it a day#thank you! I hope he's feeling held#gift art#snakeobsessedloser#own characters#Machete
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Hi I'm too shy to properly hijack posts especially on ones where no one else is blorbo posting but, in regards to my last reblog:
LiSteN
#obey me#obey me smut#obey me satan#obey me satan smut#Satan#you understand#i also just personally have a big hc that he does everything in his power to not seem overly possessive#but when he's given the ok or loses his self control a bit he ends up jumping at the chance to be possessive asf#much like barbatos honestly but significantly more likely to mark you unprompted and apologize profusely afterwards#(but then feel secretly pleased with himself any time he sees it again as long as you're not actually upset with him about it)#many thoughts
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I think a lot these days about how much bigger the U.S. is than Europe. I mean, part of this is just working for a European company---I talk to our legal counsel based in Paris, and they forget that California (about 75% the size of all of France) has a new law we have to care about, because---well, that's just a state! who cares about a state! My colleagues regularly refuse to travel to a country that's essentially 3 hours of train travel away, because that's so far! ignoring the fact that I have traveled 4 hours to our sister company within the U.S. and regularly drive 1+ hours to the office. (While that's annoying and I don't advocate for it, it's not necessarily unthinkable, that's my point.)
On my way home, I was listening to an NPR story about the Portugal model of drug diversion. It was a great story, thoughtfully reported and contextualized in the recent backlash against decriminalization in the U.S.---but their point of comparison with Portugal was New Jersey. Because they're about the same size, the Republic of Portugal and one of the smallest states in my nation. I just think that when we ask ourselves why things work differently in different countries, "literally, physically different" should occasionally feature in the conversation.
#we are interviewing for yet another european team member and it makes me want to scream#I cannot do all the things I need to do for the US because you're so busy finding people to handle the EU!!#you ALREADY have people plus external counsel for europe! I NEED HELP.#ugh. ugh ugh ugh.#the only benefit is that we have the most relaxed wfh attitude in the entire world#technically I need to be in the office twice a week; in reality my boss is halfway around the world and doesn't care#still. would drive 2 hrs twice a week if I could get someone to help me.#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you
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Barty: the risk we took was carefully calculated
Regulus: WE ALMOST DIED!!
Barty: i never said i was good at math
#Regulus: i know you're just messing with me#Barty's secretly good at everything#He just acts like an idiot because it's fun#Also because it makes reg mad#regulus black#dead gay wizards#barty crouch jr#bartylus#platonic bartylus#platonic or romantic i don't care either way#barty crouch junior#regulus a black
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i love how everyone close to "jiang li" at some point or another has their moment of "girl i KNOW you're cooking up some shit and you are not going to tell me anything about what it is but that's okay. do what you gotta do, i gotchu." like everyone goes dang this girl is up to something...no idea what it is but it doesn't matter. this 18yo who spent the last 10 years in a convent knows what she's doing and i am just gonna follow her lead on this. i am yours to command, recently former teen nun. no questions asked. you got this.
#like they are right to trust her because she does clearly know what she's doing#and also secretly she's actually like mid-twenties and very world-wise#but THEY don't know that. they're just so impressed with her that they handwave the whole 'lived on a remote mountain with no access#to the wider world from age 8 onward' thing#like that's a pretty big thing to handwave! but that's how good she is. even knowing that they can't deny she knows her shit#the double#my posts#ye mingyu being an early example (san'jiu the legend that you are) but also ye shijie and actually all the ye family#even her fake dad eventually gets some version of this where he's like. i'm gonna stop interfering because you know what you're about#xiao heng doesn't count because a) he definitely knows she's xue fangfei and b) he usually does know what she's cooking#also okay calling her a teen nun is making me think of harrow now#tlt/the double crossover when
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Scriabin and Edgar eating crepes for requestober !!
Day 8 - Delicious silence
#My art#Requestober#Vargas#Scriabin#Edgar#I haven't drawn food in a while haha it was a fun exercise :)#Edgar made them a breakfast date ♥#You know he did it a) after endless pestering for more chocolate more fruit more cream more powdered sugar#''If you just want to eat sugar don't rope me into it >:0'' ''Oh as if you're too good for sweets come off it'' lol#And b) just to get Scriabin to be quiet about it all haha - he does! Sated for the moment! Yummy! <3#And not-so-secretly he's pleased to make him happy ♥ Scriabin openly enjoying something harmless!! Something good!!#Much better than him sadistically picking at Edgar haha - sometimes things are nice!#They get to enjoy a thing together <3 And if it really is too sweet for Edgar then more for Scriabin haha#He already got an extra strawberry! Healthy snack on the dessert for breakfast lol#It's okay to go all out every once in a while ♪#Poor Todd missing out on it tho aw haha#Next time full family meal for sure - all the more reason to go a little extra! Spoil the kid(s)!#Scriabin wipe your face or Edgar will do it and then what hehe#I do so enjoy when they're soft and quiet and gentle with each other <3#Kiss the cook! Do it!!
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I just realized that the scales of justice in TGAA look like a bow with an arrow nocked to point at where the jury was leaning and the most unique part of Ryunosukes character design is his archery arm guard. My other theory about that was mostly that it was symbolic that Karuma didn't belong to him, to point out specifically that he is not a swordsman but he carries a sword anyway since they're on the same side. It's not the weapon he was trained to use but it's the one he has anyway and that could be a parallel to his entire law career tbh.
for some reason, Ryunosuke's arm guard as an important part of his design despite not having any plot or personal relevance bothered me a little. It's the one thing that he keeps throughout costume changes that he has for both of the games and in his official art but it's not like being an archer is an important part of his identity. There's always so much thought put into AA character designs that it really stuck out to me, but honestly, maybe it's not that deep, and he just likes archery as a hobby even though he probably didn't bring a bow to england and still wears it every day anyway like there has to be something with that
#i want it to mean something so bad#Ryunosuke's design is so odd bc it is just a school uniform and the only thing that makes him recognizable is that arm guard and Karuma#like im not going crazy thinking that it's important at least that it could be#maybe it's secretly a wrist brace bc he has fragile bones or smth idk#character design is so fascinating to me and also frustrating bc WHY#anyway it is past midnight idk if this is even coherent#if you're reading these tags I'll reward you by revealing that I have a tgaa art piece that I'm posting tomorrow if that interests anyone#ryunosuke naruhodo#the great ace attorney#tgaa
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i had a really funny revelation that Crosshair and Echo were [during S3] and still are sharing the Havoc-4 call sign, probably even playfully fighting over it, now that Crosshair is back on the team,,
then i realized that Crosshair probably took up the Havoc-2 call sign because Tech is gone
IT STARTED OFF CUTE AND NOW I'M JUST REALLY SAD ALL OVER AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭
#crosshair#echo#tech#the bad batch#star wars#lmao wait what am i doing??... i've already decided Tech is alive and well [in my AUs]#so fuck this i'm having Crosshair and Echo playfull banter and fight over who should have Havoc-4#omega is literally like ''i'll take havoc-6 that's totally fine then one of you can be 4 and the other 5''#but they're both playfully stubborn and refuse to be ''outranked'' by the other (ie neither wants to take havoc 5)#so they keep fighting over havoc 4 (but secretly they love sharing it) (neither will ever admit it)#(omg lolol IMAGINE THIS#crosshair: [badly wounded] i don't think i'm going to make it#echo: it's ok you're fine you're fine just hang in there#crosshair: echo... i want you... to have... the havoc 4 call sign... you always deserved it......#echo: .......you're about to die anyways so it's going to be mine regardless#crosshair: fuck you!!!! [stands up] lmao i'm totally fine it's just a ketchup packet i had in my pocket#echo: christ you're such a shithead havoc-5#crosshair: carry me to the medbay havoc-5
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The Condesce is sending me tumblr asks now
#hs#babkastein#you can't fool me betty crocker i know you're secretly an ancient fish alien with giant hair and an inordinate fondness for blingees
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Can you name me 1 fanfic on ao3 that has amity be a bitch to Luz; please?
Again with this. Why are you people always coming to ME for fetish recommendations? I'm not secretly into the things I say I hate like you.
"Omg you've also said you've seen art sexualizing the kids. You saved it right? Can you show me pretty pretty please? 🥺"
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Hogan's Heroes LGBTQ Headcanons
I don't know why, but I've been wanting to share my headcanons for these guys for a while now, and since I'm apparently going through a Hogan's Heroes phase again at the moment I finally got myself up to actually write them down (I've kind of wanted to do this since forever I was just lazy🫠 but I also didn't want to wait with posting them until next pride month). I apologise if the tone of my writing changes like 5 times throughout, I wrote them kind of scattered and partly sleep-deprived😅
Mind you that these are just my headcanons, you don't have to agree with them, just be respectful! I feel like some of these are pretty widely accepted in the fandom anyway, but there are also some that I haven't seen mentioned as frequently.
Also I've mainly focused on sexuality headcanons here, since when it comes to gender I still see most characters as cis. After thinking a bit about it I could see Carter as being agender though, in the kind of way that he just doesn't really care about his gender (like upon being asked what his gender is he'd say something like "I'm just Carter. Why does that even matter?"). Also this is more gender expression related but I can imagine that Newkirk at some point discovers he actually enjoys crossdressing, after having to disguise as a woman multiple times for secret missions. I also feel like Schultz would be the type who doesn't particularly care whether he's gender-conforming or not (he didn't really seem to mind when they put him in a wedding dress that one time), he doesn't actively pursue nonconformity, but he also doesn't take an issue with it, all in all he's just really chill about it.
Feel free to let me know what you think of them :) (As long as it's respectful of course!)
#Carter being (hetero) ace is very important to me🫶 and idk I just always liked thinking of Klink and Hogan as a bi/pan couple#also Hochstetter being gay is just kind of intriguing to me because the one most distressed about it would be literally just he himself#everyone else is just like 'dude chill you're still a sucky person but no one cares if you're secretly dreaming about kissing men'#idk I lowkey feel like I forgot how to write tumblr posts💀 there's still a lot on my mind rn but I wanted to get this out of my system#hogan's heroes#hogan's heroes headcanons#lgbtq headcanons#lgbt headcanons#robert hogan#peter newkirk#louis lebeau#andrew carter#james kinchloe#richard baker#wilhelm klink#hans schultz#wolfgang hochstetter#albert burkhalter#selniaspost#I think I'm too lazy to add tags with all their ranks as well I'm sorry💀
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The picture of the rat is my reaction to him sitting on my desk
the quote is me when i finally sit on top of HIM
(and do other things beyond touching his hair but I'm not gonna elaborate because I'm trying to stop myself from being too horny)
#but you get the idea right#of course yo do#you're secretly hornier than me#love letter from ket <3#lou answers
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