#or well it’s implied

[fake-dashboard-simulator]

first post woohoo!! feel free to request dashboards in the ask box :) i will not do them all, obviously, but if i know the media well enough i most likely will

pretty short cause i didn’t have many ideas, but, i love doctor who it’s one of if not my favourite show ever. so.. there will definitely be another

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😁 absolutelyfantastic Follow

love how i just met these people and i’m already in a polycule. fantastic

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🎶 it_is_not_a_remote Follow

there is no fucking way sutekh of all people just pulled a master on me. this is the same level of stretching the master does when it comes to fake names what reality do i live in

👵 73yards Follow

hopefully not mine x

🎶 it_is_not_a_remote

what

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⏳ lovemyfam Follow

that moment when your ex/childhood best friend/lover/enemy disguises themself as an ordinary person several times and yet again befriends you only to dramatically reveal it’s them in the same way they always do

i am so happy right now!!

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If I didn’t know better, I’d say I’ve made this post 600,000 times.

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🎸 sonicsunglasses Follow

If I didn’t know better, I’d say I’ve made this post well over a billion times.

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🏹 notashildr Follow

immortality sucks. but at least i have a flying buddy

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🎀 bowtiesarecool Follow

i love my wife :)

🎸 sonicsunglasses Follow

Bad news.

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lesbianchips-deactivated20170701

wait this guy’s lectures are actually really good? he seems to have a lot of passion for it

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[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[keferon]

Empurata!Prowl tries to actually communicate for the first time

What if he wants to say something but he can’t. What if he has no voice to speak, no face to emote, no hands to write. What if every attempt to communicate a message is essentially a puzzle of wit and creativity and yet, the first thing he goes through all these troubles for. Is to say “I love you”?

Don’t ask me how did they get in this room. I have no idea. They escaped the battlefield somehow haha

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[gravitcat]

Caitlyn Kiramman

[cj-the-random-artist]

Is this my best comic ever?? Nope. Do I think I characterized either of these two particularly well in this comic?? Not really. Did I spend an unreasonable amount of time on it to the point that it would be a waste to not post it?? Yes, yes I did.

I really committed to this one, spent a lot of time on those backgrounds and treated myself to ample suffering with the perspective, which is not my strong suit but I am happy with how it ultimately looks. Yay perspective and background practice!!

(Tbh I shouldn't talk like I think this one sucks, I think I've just been staring at it for so long that my brain has decided it's not good and it's actually way better than I think it is, and honestly I am quite happy with it. The artistic process really is something, isn't it?)

The inspiration was basically me reminding... myself... to take breaks sometimes... by drawing for several hour stints during my only little bits of free time. Which totally tracks. Probably. But I've been rolling around in my brain this idea that Lambert is a very uptight people pleaser and anxious workaholic, but Narinder, at least since adjusting himself to the circumstances (which probably took at least a century, maybe two) has discovered the joys of self care, and has made an active effort to chill tf out. This has not made him any less terrifying to the cultists (save for Lambert's closest disciples), nor has it made him friendlier to really anyone but Lambert (and maybe his siblings), but he sure has found some serious peace of mind. That said, I can't place what his motivations are here. Perhaps he is secretly concerned about Lambert's sanity, because he doesn't want them to turn into what he was, or maybe he's just trying to steal away some quality time with his one and only friend, but regardless of the reason, I spent too much time on this for nobody to see it, dang it.

That said. Enjoy this silly little comic that I spent way too much time on, and I hope this silly comic brings you some joy today.

[demaparbat-hp]

What am I doing with my life.

Based on this post by @fattuccini-afraido

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

[comicdez]

two versions cuz i couldnt decide which was funnier

[kingworm]

when you eat, will you set a plate for me?

[shreddheir]

The new Acht art is a parallel of their first album cover I’m gonna CRY.

I’m frustrated that the only posts of mine that get reblogs are low effort. Please go look at my art.

[culbi]

tw body horror

come forth and kill me

bow down and worship me

take your time, all we have is eternity

[beemo-clippin]

*windows stalling noise*

Clipped from Tango's video, "The Kitchen is OPEN! One Hilarious Hour of Hungry Hermits - Hermitcraft 10 #21" (42:43-43:01)

Transcript

Bdubs: Yeah Etho (off-screen): Or... 67% chance of rerolling and- and Gem: Don't listen to him Etho (off-screen): gettin something else Gem: He's such a nerd, we're accepting that *ding* Bdubs: Oh, I was just about to hit reroll, I love Etho s'much Gem: stop it *Bdubs and Etho chuckle* *Tango snickers* Gem: Alright let's go! Bdubs: Let's goo!

[darkdragon768]

Your husband still misses you but your aim is getting worse or something.

Bonus:

[hystericalguyy]

He shouldn't have canceled his gym membership card a while back.

So uh, holy fuck i got over 200 notes on the last post, thank you guys! So take this as a treat. Sorry for the rush im doing school work and i lost their color palette, that's why the colors look off. 🥲 Hope you enjoyed!

[kingkrillin]

just need to share how much I dislike this post lol

people will fully expect trans men to put ourselves on the line for everyone else and meanwhile the only time they acknowledge our existence is to talk about how "low risk" we are (obviously untrue) or to volunteer us out as a community for potentially dangerous activist endeavors that they wouldn't risk doing themselves

"we need to get uncomfortable!" and what's actually being discussed is convincing a subset of the community to be uncomfortable on your behalf while you do nothing to show solidarity with us

[bleeding-seraphic]

Hell of a season finale huh