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fernsnailz · 8 months ago

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strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

#this edible aint SHIT (explodes into one million pieces.)#ferntext #squeak

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frownyalfred · 1 year ago

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"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."

(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."

Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)

#clearing out drafts #I think I wrote this while I took that one edible #it made sense at the time I think #bruce wayne #batman #dc #micro fic #batfamily #batdad #idk which batkid said this but #it was not an idle threat

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podcastwizard · 1 year ago

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everyone thinks they're a poet these days and thank god for that

#having one of those nights #time to watch some sarah kay #mayhaps take an edible #you know how it is

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markscherz · 6 months ago

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Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

#frog #animals #wildlife #nature #amphibian #the fact that the literal bog-standard frog in Europe is commonly known as the 'edible frog' is also quite telling #I say European platonic ideal because this is NOT what the ideal frog looks like if you were to average all modern frogs out #for one that frog would almost certainly be brown #but also it would be MUCH smaller #and have probably much less webbed feet #Pelophylax #Pelophylax kl. esculentus #why yes my son does have sauropod gumboots thanks for asking

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miguxadraws · 8 months ago

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could you draw Pomni with Gummigoo?

he looks very edible

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oatiepetit · 3 months ago

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I protect him with all my might!

(づ˶ˊ 3ˋฅ(◕ﻌ◕ )ฅ💖

[1/?] A smol participation for #choptober @ twt

[2/?] Here

#artists on tumblr #one piece #opfanart #straw hat pirates #chopper #tony tony chopper #candy loving #he is edible #digital art #my art #pls look like this in #opla

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biblically-accurate-dca · 8 months ago

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#my art #daycare attendant #dca fandom #moondrop #<- dca.. they're back in town ...#not tagging sun bc thats just their head :p #anywayyy hopefully this means something to someone. that's all i could ever wish for when it comes to my art #thats probably a bit too sentimental or something but sometimes it's hard to tell if the stuff you make is actually reaching people #or if you're just another person making content to satiate an insatiable crowd #is my art edible? is it a meal to you? is it a one time only thing? does it have any lasting effect on you?#is it just nutrients to sustain you? or is it something that will genuinely stick to you for at least longer than the first second?#i will stop talking now. you can eat my art as much as you'd like but can you at least savor it a little? compliment the chef a little bit?#for the ones who've read this far: this is actually for an AU i've been thinking about recently. i won't be sharing what it's about lol #but if you wanted some context for this... here you go. i'd like to think this has more meaning to it than just being an AU though #and maybe me not disclosing what the AU is will make you think about this post for a bit longer? it's a mystery now....#aaaand i just noticed i forgot the bells on the ribbon on their arm. great. excellent. perfect. whatever

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dicegobblesblocks · 9 months ago

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OH GOD NO ITS IN MY EYES

CUBGUY WHY IM A CIVILLIAN IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG OH GOD

ITS EVERYWHERE

i'm never recovering from this. not physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually, or any other kind of ally.

this is my villain origin story i think.

i'm going to start committing crimes in retaliation.

im going to target arts and crafts stores >:(

i love that.

cubguy is my favourite ever actually. ive decided. just now. hes my new comfort superhero (he should not be because i fear him and his glitter. he probably has the spiky star glitter things interspersed with the smaller ones >:( )

do you think they would eventually catch onto like. his lab coat being his "costume" or something?

cub doesn’t have to add pain to his glitter, it is painful enough. Also he probably isn’t consistent enough to wear the same outfit every time he attacks, I just can’t be bothered to draw him in anything else. he does not think about what would be easiest to clean glitter off of when he is facing the consequences (glitter all over his clothes). He does not think at all. This makes him extremely frightening to everyone!

anyway, my condolences

#CUBGUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#help please its everywhere #i can taste it #its not the biodegradable ones either #or the edible ones #its just plastic #and its everywhere #...i am no one if not someone who goes along with the bit #its all over my blog oh god no what do i do

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jessaerys · 9 months ago

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from a longer thing i may or may not finish

#this edible is kicking in so posting this feels like a herculean task. please comment like and subscribe if you so desire <3 #death note #my art #meronia #mello #near #mihael keehl #nate river #mello dn #near dn #anyway this one is so fun i've never drawn sequential art before !!!!!!#can you even tell what's happening here #(yes i am stealing from hotd daymera. sorry. it might happen again)

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yeonjune · 7 months ago

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(240518) he will be baked soon 🍞

#yeonjun #tomorrow x together #weverse live #gifs #creations #wabisarah #tusercelia #userzaynab #useryeonbins #skyehi #rosieblr #megtag #hibiebear #ultkpopnetwork #kpopco #edible!! one bite and he's gone!!!

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lagomorphics · 2 months ago

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ART REQUESTS!!!! i said i was gonna do some simple doodles but i got super carried away hehe <33

rqs from @esperparty @junoberrii and @joffyworld <333 ty guyssss these were very fun

#cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl baal #cotl aym #aym and baal #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #cotl ratau #my art #WAAHH HOPE U GUYS R FINE WITH ME TAGGING YOUUU!!! hehe #the cooking one was hilarious to do they are NOT making anything edible together

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humhowellujah · 11 months ago

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i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags