#or the edible ones

[fernsnailz]

strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

[frownyalfred]

"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."

(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."

Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)

[podcastwizard]

everyone thinks they're a poet these days and thank god for that

[markscherz]

Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Charcuterie Board, as designed by your votes! Thank you to everyone who participated; this was a fun challenge!

[miguxadraws]

could you draw Pomni with Gummigoo?

he looks very edible

[monstermoviedean]

i think cas and jack are unpredictable, wild-card gift-givers.

8 out of 10 gifts they give are useful, though slightly odd. cas makes them each a homemade swiss army knife that has some common monster-killing materials (eg silver), but doesn't quite fold all the way so the user risks getting stabbed when they pocket it.

1 out of 10 are deeply thoughtful gifts that will make the recipient (dean) cry. jack finds an old photo of dean and mary and has it professionally framed for him.

the remaining 1 out of 10 is bizarre and horrifying. cas finds a set of finger bones supposedly belonging to a long-dead monk known for his depth of supernatural knowledge. he puts them in a plastic bag and gives them to sam, suggesting sam grind them and brew them into a tea.

[oatiepetit]

I protect him with all my might!

(づ˶ˊ 3ˋฅ(◕ﻌ◕ )ฅ💖

[1/?] A smol participation for #choptober @ twt

[2/?] Here

[biblically-accurate-dca]

substitute

[dicegobblesblocks]

OH GOD NO ITS IN MY EYES

CUBGUY WHY IM A CIVILLIAN IVE DONE NOTHING WRONG OH GOD

ITS EVERYWHERE

i'm never recovering from this. not physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually, or any other kind of ally.

this is my villain origin story i think.

i'm going to start committing crimes in retaliation.

im going to target arts and crafts stores >:(

i love that.

cubguy is my favourite ever actually. ive decided. just now. hes my new comfort superhero (he should not be because i fear him and his glitter. he probably has the spiky star glitter things interspersed with the smaller ones >:( )

do you think they would eventually catch onto like. his lab coat being his "costume" or something?

cub doesn’t have to add pain to his glitter, it is painful enough. Also he probably isn’t consistent enough to wear the same outfit every time he attacks, I just can’t be bothered to draw him in anything else. he does not think about what would be easiest to clean glitter off of when he is facing the consequences (glitter all over his clothes). He does not think at all. This makes him extremely frightening to everyone!

anyway, my condolences

[jessaerys]

from a longer thing i may or may not finish

[yeonjune]

(240518) he will be baked soon 🍞

[lagomorphics]

ART REQUESTS!!!! i said i was gonna do some simple doodles but i got super carried away hehe <33

rqs from @esperparty @junoberrii and @joffyworld <333 ty guyssss these were very fun

[the-writing-mobster]

| FRANSTOBER Week 1 — Bake | @marihem 's Roommate Banter Frans | 🍪 🌿 |

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Heh heh, not only did Frisk BAKE, Sans got baked. (He totally knew it was an edible, truly his master plan)

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| WEEK 1 🍪 | WEEK 2 🕯️ | WEEK 3 🧹 | WEEK 4 🦪 | WEEK 5 🐈‍⬛ |

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

[etirabys]

it's hard to improve at baking because even mediocre cakes taste really good. what's the incentive