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WANTED: Sidney Moya, alive. REASON: Caught stealing from a large bank. LAST SEEN: 8/16/1849 in Connecticut. NATIONAL PRIORITY: 9 DANGER LEVEL: High BOUNTY: $6,000
"Connecticut?!"
#ic: sidney#dash game#i did have to make a few crimes with the faceclaim i hope you guys understand the situation was critical#but yeah observe how he doesn't question 1849#or stealing from a bank#or being WAY past the statute of limitations#it's connecticut that bugs him
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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I'm normal about them (lying) (gnashing my teeth, screaming, clawing the walls) I am normal about the silly private investigator and the doctor whos only move is to cast gun.
#tactical breach wizards#spoilers#since I know not everyone is that far into the game yet!#I am writing the Jen Banks yuri as we speak#yes they solve a mystery yes Banks flirts with Jen to distract her from the fact that Banks is stealing her food yes they do kiss about it#it's messy! I love them
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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2023; the year of animated "villains" who are poc, disabled, queer, and steal from banks (based)
#Okay technically Bal only steals from a bank in the book but I digress#The Spot#Johnathon Ohnn#Ballister Boldheart#Ballister Blackheart#Spider-Man#Spiderverse#ATSV#Nimona
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#queued post / user is offline from tumblr#do not steal. clip @ rudethaccess & the middle is a gif. let it load lol#rudy pankow#my edit#outer banks#obx#jj maybank#rudy pankow edit#rudy pankow gifs#gifs
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Compilation of all the secret little smiles Jack has for Joke during ep 5
He hasn't forgiven him yet - yeah sure, that's why he keeps looking at him like that, of course
The "i can't believe he got so hurt while trying to help me and now he keeps apologizing to me" smile after treating his wounds
The "secretly listening to him and finding him so cute and nice" smile
The "oh my god he might be talking about me" smile
The "oh woah he's such a good person" smile
And finally the "yeah who am I kidding I had already forgiven him from the start" smile
Really, our boy Jack never stood a chance
#jack and joker#jack and joker: u steal my heart#jack & joker: u steal my heart!#jack & joker#my posts#i love this episode so much#seeing them work together was amazing and i need more of it#also i needed some smiling after last episode lol#and then i saw someone saying that jack never really saw joke for who he really is and only saw the idealized version he wanted to see#and i think this episode is proof of the opposite#i think in a way this is one of the episodes where theyre the most honest with each other#joke is really just being himself here doing what he does best#hes not hiding that part of himself from jack#and jack sees it all and he also sees that even while doing this joke is a good person#he sees here that joke does this to help others#which is what he tried to do to him - help him#first five years ago by stealing from the bank and then now with the ring#this is the moment he realizes that joker is actually a good person#and that the impression he had of him five years ago was in fact right#he sees him forgive tattoo after he fucked up like that#and thought that maybe forgiveness isn't that hard to give#he forgives him here and i dont think hes going to make the mistake of doubting him again#anyway yin smiling is a beautiful thing and i love him
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#banks#the banking system is corrupt#lies#corruption#thefts#stealing from the people#bank robbers#loans#interests#taxes#taxes are illegal#taxes are unconstitutional#crimes against humanity#these people are evil#fight for justice#speaktruth#standup#speak up#truth#please share#wwg1wga
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#palestine#free palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#stealing food and stealing land#they learned from other colonizers#settler colonialism#illegal occupation#illegal state#gaza#free gaza#west bank#free the west bank#land back#genocide#education is important#israel is an apartheid state#israel is a terrorist state#antizionism is not antisemitism#Instagram
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me like ok well i failed at sleeping early, but i can at least be in bed & settled by 1:30am instead of 4am so i get 7 hours before i gotta get up to meet a client tomorrow! that's more reasonable! now i can get some sleep :)
the dog, about to throw up in the bed on my goddamn duvet at 2am:
#AAAAAAUGH#thank god they have a second room i can steal the duvet from#but the SMELL#MY PEACE IS RUINED#this is why i hate sharing beds with people's pets#if i can avoid it i always will#aghhhhhhhhhh. hopefully i can cancel tomorrow but 🥲🥲🥲#i was banking on early sleeb to get up early#tw emetophobia#i think#fredspeaks
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What the fuck is ""foreign aid"" and """upliftment""""??? Bitch you owe us trillions in reparations???
#it's like if someone kept coming into your house and stealing all you stuff#selling them and then generously giving you 'loans' from the profits because you have no money to eat and charging you interest#everything you own you're stealing off our blood sweat and tears#sending the bombs and then giving the victims 'aid money'. death is too good for you#colonialism#western imperialism#IMF#World Bank#climate justice#reparations#indigenous rights#decolonization#colonization#white supremacy#knee of huss
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Be honest do u have any Pennie’s in ur pocket that aren’t Donnie’s ….
NOPE LMAO
#my actual money goes into the piggy bank he was FORCED TO REPAIR#AFTER BREAKING IT#AND STEALING FROM IT.#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#unpause rise of the tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rise donnie#disaster twins#leo rottmnt
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lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety
#to the judge that’s gonna see this case next year and the lawyer that is representing it assuming the state idk how this all works#why has the person to say the least get to go a whole year without consequence? a known criminal who after stealing from me and being#released and again getting arrest now for gang violence or some shit she was let go? she maybe associated to the group that killed that boy#last year. and here i am panicking because im afraid to carry cash. im paranoid that imma go outside and my car will be missing. i’m get#panic attacks when i drive to close to that gym and tired going back but physically cannot get out of my car and i start to cry in the#parking lot. i’m not sitting at work shaking forcing myself not to cry because someone handed me cash and i’m afraid someone is going to#steal my purse again. you think that’s not a big deal and honestly i didn’t think it was until my purse was gone. my cards stolen and used.#my key missing EVERYTHING in my purse GONE. so many things in there plus the purse i had money and all that is stuff i paid for now im out#all that cash i’m out 500$ for a key replacement i stopped feeling safe leaving my house all my non replaceable things gone and everyone#spoke to me like it was my fault and had to stand their crying while adults told me not to use a gym locker ??? but in the same breath telli#telling me this isn’t the first time she’s done this she has a warrant for her arrest she’s known to steal cars i’m the problem and there’s#nothing they can do to help me. so while i cry because all the money i had lost and never got back i had to do ALL the work to call my bank#track where my cards were being spent at call the jpay line she transferred money to look up the person she cashapped money to call the#business she was actively spending money at ask the manger if she is currently there and if they could give the police all the receipts and#video of her there for them to act like the hero’s for my brother and i tracking her down while you all belittled me#FUCK YOU AND FUCK HER i can’t be fucking normal about STUPID mundane shit i’m stuck here shaking and crying and what you tell me later it’s#not a big deal? give me all the content of your car and wallet or purse or backpack take nothing out and see what you’re left with and how m#much you need to spend to drive your car again and to tow your car home let a stranger have all your cards and address and tell me you feel#safe#OH and for the gym to tell me they know about her she used to be an employee there she doesn’t have a membership so they don’t know how she#got in and they can’t help but she did steal from another girl that night and an employee last month and who knows how many more ppl like#that’s convenient you pos sounds like she has friends that still work at the gym and open the back door for her or just let her in that’s#crazy no ? and this is all alleged because when if i lost all these things i can’t speak on what did or didn’t happen that’s some crazy bull#shit anyways the towing company felt bad for me maybe because i hadn’t stopped crying they gave me the key replacement number and told me to#mention he referred me so i could get a discount and the layman felt back for me because when i called him i started to cry and when he told#me the price i cried harder so 500$ was the cheapest but pretty much my whole check#key man*#bad** LET ME FIX TAGS#allegedly all these ppl are privileged kids from a privileged background that grew up in a sheltered community and thing there’s no#consequences to their actions because of the lack of accountability from their parents who willing pay for people to look the other way
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Sanzo, what do you think would happen if Nisha and Fiona could ever meet? Would they hate each other, would they talk about guns and boys and how much Pandora sucks, would they go on a double date with Jack and Rhys? I'm curious to see where you'd take this hehe 🤭💕
Hyperion parties suuuuck....but not with two Pandoran gurls on board! <3
#handsome jack#nisha kadam#jack x nisha#rhyiona#rhys the company man#fiona the con artist#but honestly...nisha would just shoot fiona for trying to steal from her bank or somth...#maybe thats how they met xD
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hey so my discord account has been hacked and I am unable to recover it. please if you get a message about me reporting you accidentally for a fishing attack please do not respond to it and block it immediately. My new account is currently named zonkbonka_isback if anyone want to add me
#I’m currently trying to fully verify it#also i’m so scared bc I had nitro which was through my parents shared bank account and I’m scared the hacker is going to steal money from#them#PLEASE READ#IMPORTANT
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Doing the most irresponsible thing and using my scholarship to buy Kinito because if I don't I will explode <3
#I already have like 3 euros on my other credit card I missed the other three#So I yoinked them from my bank account where the scholarship is#I ended up yoinking 60 bucks as of now because 1) the bank steals a useless monthly tax and 2) goddamn groceries#god fuck groceries jesus Christ every time I have to buy groceries is always more than I can spend so I gotta yoink from the scholarship#but meh it's 60 bucks I can refound them in case I lose the scholarship#which I really hope I don't because jesus fuck I need this money goddamn#praying for my life rn actually cuz I have 5 exams and I can't bring myself to study and I'm shitting my pants <3 /neg#Kinito save me.. save me Kinito
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