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HOW THE HOUSEWARDENS ACT W/ A BABY (not their own, they're all still underage)
RIDDLE:
-man this guy is so bad with babies, but damn it if he isn't efficient
-he'll make sure that the physical needs are taken care of, but that's not entirely what a baby needs.
-but a baby can't tell you what exactly it needs so it'll just be stressful for both of them until he figures it out
-it might be a while
-doesn't do super well with physical affection (giving)
-he probably won't burn down the house to make a bottle for the baby but he will stress about the temperature and it'll go cold before he's satisfied and it'll repeat the process ad infinitum
LEONA:
-pls the baby he knew was cheka, and he was easy he's got this (NOT)
-lion man just wants to sleep and does not appreciate being woken up for feedings or changings or anything else
-doesn't care about bottle temp, milk is milk
-won't show but is a little stressed about having claws vs incredibly fragile baby skin
-genuinely confused to as why not all babies are not like Cheka
-after a while he'll get down the baby language and be so fast at it, just to maximize his sleep
-hey if it works it works
AZUL:
-another one not really fit for children
-would try to foist off the child to the leeches, and then realize that unfortunately he is the much better option (because morays eat their young)
-he will do his best tho and he will do an almost perfect job
-he just...overestimates human baby milestones
-it's ok, it can go one of two ways. either the parent is delighted by fast progress or Azul feels embarrassed
-like riddle, doesn't super love the whole physical contact thing
-also secretly i'd think he'd be great to talk to for anything involved in being recognized outside of your children or a body dysmorphia kind of depression cause same
KALIM:
-mans has 40 siblings or something
-i trust him, but he can be a little...cloud heavy
-he will make sure that baby is cuddled, and fed, and played, but sleeping is not his thing. adorable, but babies are AWAKE around him
-plus he's had servants that take care of the gross parts so he's clueless about how messy babies usually are
-jamil would lose his mind having two people to take care of, one infinitely more dependent than the other
-as much as i love him, don't give him a baby
VIL:
-he wouldn't try very hard
-babies are hard and he's not planning to babysit very long, he has more important things to do, but in the meantime
-this baby will be TAKEN CARE OF
-he bought a lot of...well...everything and all the excess goes to the parents.
-the cutest outfits you've ever seen
-detests changing and other gross parts but will do it
-does not like the not sleeping part, but he will admit they are very cute
IDIA:
-you're playing with fire here
-the only baby he's ever been around was Ortho, and that...ended terribly
-panicking every single second, and rapidly googling every time the baby breathes a little weird
-builds an automated bottle warmer and baby rockers so he has minimal contact with the baby as possible
-until Ortho says that skin to skin or physical contact is best for optimal health
-he'll whine and cry but do it, for a super short amount of time
-made an automatic changing station so he never does the gross parts
MALLEUS:
-adores children. they do not adore him.
-he can scare them a bit being all dark colors and rbf
-but he does theoretically know how to take care of a human baby
-i don't think silver should count since he's more of a changling
-will not put the baby down unless absolutely necessary (my kind of guy)
-the baby lives in a singular too big shirt or the most regal ensemble you've ever seen. no in between
-doesn't bother with changing since he can just magic it away
-also buys everything for the baby and keeps half for when he hopes to be asked to babysit again
#twisted wonderland#disney twst#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#malleus draconia#twst#twst prompt#inspired by my baby cousin giving me baby fever#he's so darn cute and my family literally#never puts him down or gets him dressed in a full onesie cause he's always snuggled up to someone#always#i cannot stress this enough#it's a fight for him at my house and i'm so jeolous i don't get to hold him everyday#weird superpower i have#i can sniff out a baby even if i can't see it on the other side of a room#idk there's just like a smell#and i'm good at discerning their sounds#it's like i can zero in like a radar
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this show is literally about poop and farts
#they should've kept it in#mac caring for dennis even when it's just about the smell of his farts#this could've been in the macdennis canon#iasip script#s1#gun fever#iasip
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How is it that summer is over? There were too many shows and a lot of really bad endings. So anyway as usual, spoilers and opinions below, read at your own risk.
QL - Currently Watching
🇹🇼 First Note of Love [9/12] - The actors are the only thing making me believe the main romance. Their scenes together are good but overall I'm just not connecting to their romance. I really enjoy the language banter of the side couple but they don't have enough screen time for me to be all that invested. This show is suffering from having two couples with such short episodes.
🇹🇭 I Saw You In My Dream [11/12] - I like the couples a lot and I'm here for all the good communication. Both between the couples and the friends. I think it was @he-is-lightning-in-a-bottle that first wrote about the two types of dreams, the ones with floating objects and the ones without and the first ones being about insecurities and the rest are things that can happen in the future and it's all about the couple. I guess that's okay but honestly I was hoping for more. Still, I'm really enjoying this.
🇹🇭 Jack & Joker [4/12] - I love War. He's beautiful and I love to watch him act. His face is just amazing. This show is so unserious but aware so it's just incredibly fun to watch.
🇹🇭 Kidnap [4/12] - Like I said, it's the most bl, a bl ever bl'd. And the show knows it, so I'm just enjoying the ride and Ohm being so pretty on my screen.
🇯🇵 Love is a Poison [3/10] - I love it here. I love that Shiba knows exactly who Haruto is and still can't help but fall for him. I can't wait to find out why Haruto is so invested in Shiba. I am living for these succulents.
🇹🇭 Monster Next Door [10/12] - I'm gonna be honest. I'm not as invested in this one as other people but that was heart breaking. I really felt for God. Like I get where Diew is coming from but he needs to communicate. Yes him getting stuck in the lift was not his fault but the problem had already started by then so God's fears were understandable. I really hope that Diew can overcome his anxiety to be able to communicate with God. The sides are just doing the friends to lovers usual dance.
🇹🇭 Peaceful Property [5/12] - This is gonna be so interesting with the latest revelation. I'm having such a great time with this and I really like how their using the weekly cases. I love TayNew, they are married already in my mind.
🇹🇭 Reverse 4 You [4/8] - I'm enjoying this one. I like how they're using the powers, although I wish Wa would've let Khun confess because that was bit cruel considering he doesn't have a shot, so he would have had a chance to just move on. Also the show is just really pretty.
🇯🇵 Smells like Green Spirit [2/9] - This is less bl and more coming of age and it will not be the easiest of watches, but I really like the pacing and the visuals. Very curious to see a couple of scenes adapted.
🇻🇳 Teenager Judge [1/20] - Another stepbrother trope bl. There's only one episode yet but this has a very student film look about it. The pacing is also a bit different but I'm reserving judgement. I like the leads and the friend group.
🇹🇭 Unlock Your Love [3/8] - It's okay. I like the couples, and I do like Love a lot, she has a gorgeous smile, but I'm more into the side couple.
QL - Finished
🇹🇭 4 Minutes - the first of so many bad endings lately. I'm gonna keep this short. It was a fun ride but ultimately undermined by the ending.
🇯🇵 Happy of the End - It was a painful ride that seemed more interested in depicting the horrors than in telling a cohesive story or one about healing. And although on the surface it might look like an happy ending, I don't believe these characters have actually grown or healed at all. The actors did an incredible job but I felt like the show just gave us pain for seven and half episodes and then slapped a pretty picture at the end.
🇯🇵 I Hear the Sunspot - Great first half. The second half completely destroyed Taichi and like her or not, Maya's introduction was not handled well and it didn't serve the main story. This could've been one of the best shows of the year and instead it goes down as one of the biggest disappointments for me.
🇹🇭 Live in Love - I don't really know what to say. This has got to be one of the worst endings of all time, and that's saying something. Just awful, nobody watch this.
🇯🇵 Mitsuya Sensei no Keikakutekina Ezuke - One of the biggest surprises for me. Yes I wish I had a kiss, cause god knows Ishida was so readyand had earned it, but it was such a wholesome and fun show, with beautiful direction and great performances. Oh and the dog.Frito is one of the best bl pets ever.
🇯🇵Sugar Dog Life - The most adorable of boys. Perfect ending. Final thoughts here.
🇯🇵 Takara No Vidro - I love them. That's it. I need to rewatch but I just adored this show and the way our couple came together. Takara has my whole heart.
🇹🇼 The On1y One - I am still pissed. There were so many ways to end this story and they chose that??? It feels manipulative, specially considering the director has been begging for fan support in order to get a second season.
🇰🇷The Time of Fever - I'm so normal about this show. I don't even think of it as a prequel. Just a stand alone show, it was beautifully acted, incredibly shot and I'm still thinking about it daily. I wish I could watch them do ten more shows. It was perfect for me.
🇯🇵Twilight Out of Focus - What a beautiful show. The art is incredible and I loved all the couples in different ways although the first remains my favourite. And the little red thread at the end was a nice little gift. 🇹🇭 The Trainee - Well I guess Jane couldn't be too perfect. It wasn't amazing but I loved it. It was a good ensemble show with a side of bl, but it was so much fun to watch and well written. I will always watch a OffGun show, or really a Gun or a Off show, so what's next?
Dropped / On Hold
Dropped - 🇹🇭 The Hidden Moon
Waiting to binge - 🇹🇭 Addicted Heroin | 🇹🇭 The Loyal Pin
Rose Watches OJBL
So my journey continues and since I've watched most of the 'good' ones, most of what's left will definitely not be the best. I'm going through the list that @absolutebl was kind enough to share in this answer. Check it out in case you wanna watch some classic jbl.
Boys Love (2006)- There's an attempt at something here but it's completely failed by the execution. The pacing is all over the place, the character development is very superficial and it just doesn't allow for any real connection to them or the story. Basically this is not good. First Love (2007) - Again, not good. I honestly don't really understand what it wanted to say, except as the title suggests first love, but the whole plot feels disjointed and that ending just felt like it came out of nowhere. Just poor quality all around. Kota has a sweet smile though.
Others - Watched
🇯🇵To Each His Own (2017) 🇯🇵Himitsu no Nacchan(2023) 🇯🇵 I Am What I Am (2022) 🇰🇷Misaeng: Incomplete Life (2014)
Upcoming Shows - October
🇹🇭 Fourever You: Part 1 | October 3 | YT Cut Version (more info here) 🇹🇭 Apple My Love | October 5 | GagaOOLala 🇹🇭 Every You, Every Me | October 6 | GagaOOLala 🇰🇷Eccentric Romance | October 10 | Viki 🇰🇷Love in the Big City | October 21 | No news on int distribution
As usual my ask box is open. Have a wonderful week💜
#jack and joker#kidnap the series#first note of love#reverse 4 you#unlock your love#love is like a poison#smells like green spirit#monster next door#i saw you in my dream#peaceful property#teenager judge#the on1y one#takara no vidro#the trainee#sugar dog life#tasogare outfocus#the time of fever#boys love 2006#first love 2007#live in love#doku koi#thai bl#japanese bl#korean bl#vietnamese bl#bl drama#ql drama#gl drama#upcoming bl#upcoming gl
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tsunburst fever
#is that burning flesh i smell#i think eiden is doing an excellent job of holding all these tsuns actually#there. just revived a decade old meme#sunburst fever#nu carnival#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival dante#nu carnival edmond#nu carnival kuya
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AUGH had just. the hottest idea for 30 smtn isaiah art. and no means to draw it. im going to kermit
#this is it for me#anyway#in his early 30s he gets really into working out as a coping mechanism to resolve all of what used to go into picking fights#which means he gets FIT.#and obviously his hair is long and pretty like a princess boy. and hes got that to die for tboy waist and hips bc im gay#he ends up having anthony and noah right. after his career is WELL founded so its EXPENSIVE to get pieces from him. ok.#so him setting up an at-home office so he can keep doing tattoo work while hes home fulltime to take care of the babies#so what you end up with is. really fit pretty tguy whos belly and chest are softer bc hes got 2 little ones#whos going to code switch periodically bc hes got baby brain! so if he tells you youre being such a good boy then like. ofc.#while u get to sit in his nice office space in his nice house while hes dressed comfortably and it probably smells good#like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ok#do you understand my vision#i get periodic trans guy baby fever such is my cross to bare. there must be at least 1 or 2 other freaks in the world who understand#i wish i had money to com someone to draw this my wrist is so sore dude i have no idea when this is going to STOP
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#sorry i have to be bitchy for a sec but i just saw a h/c fanfic#where one character had an infected cut on the hand#and he was like noooooooo pls dont make me get medical care doctor scary#and the other character was like aww dw beloved ill take care of this ur so brave <3#then like cleaned the wound out or something i guess#meanwhile i am sitting here like 😬 babe 😬#he's got FATIGUE#he's got a FEVER#he's LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS#that hand is probably twice its normal size and smells disgusting#PLEASE GO SEE A DOCTOR#you're in a MODERN SETTING#octenisept and a bandaid isn't gonna cut it get your man some fucking amoclav. he needs antibiotics or he will die.#this has been a psa. theres limits to diy woundcare and they begin at the first sign of infection. because that will kill you.#like theres a reason doctors sawed off limbs as a preventative measure before we had penicillin#rant over
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Hey! You there!
Get vaccinated against the current Covid and Flu strains! Tis the Season! To Immunize Yourself!
#seriously#I got Covid recently#still have it tbh#the past couple days have been ok#but that first day I felt like my brain was being pressure cooked#spent the day in bed with a fever and aching all over#had some crazy fever dreams where I was the king of an alien civilization?#that were stressful and scary but weirdly gender-affirming?#woke up after my fever broke covered in gross Covid sweat#-100/10 would not recommend#get vaccinated#also got anosmia again which I hate#every time I’m scared it’s gonna be permanent this time#it’s not a complete loss of smell unlike the other times but it still makes me feel out of sorts#like I can’t smell any of my citrus perfumes but I can smell my basil dish soap ok-ish#vent post#personal#covid 19#influenza#flu shot#covid shot
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Is it normal to have a mental breakdown over the loss of the ability to smell and taste
Because I am
#man I can’t stop crying and laughing#I’m big on food and coffee is my life and I can’t even taste coffee anymore and I’m losing my mind#can this Covid kindly fuck off#its day 4 and I still have 38-39 degree fever and horrible aches and now I can’t taste or smell shit#I’m pissed right off#when is this hell going to end#vee talks#or should I tag#vee rants#instead#idk man this bitch is tired
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Send help
#at least I can still smell and taste as of right now otherwise I've been having an on and off fever with severe chills and aches#and my nose is like a fucking faucet and it's sore from having to blow my nose every minute and my throat is sore from all the coughing#tmi but I have easily at least blown out a full cup of snot/mucus/phlegm from my body today and it just won't stop#I haven't been this sick since middle school but I trust that my fantastic immune system will kick Covid's ass 💪#oh and I've veen very weak and also had vertigo but at least at the moment my breathing is also fine#coronavirus#covid#personal
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had a nightmare that my cartman plush came out of the wash completely ruined and it felt like this
#the thread came loose all over and he was stained and smelled like weed#update on my sickness- it got worse?#i'm used to high fever and runny noses but the nausea has been awful- i can barely walk in a striaght line and have dry heaving fits#not sure what that's about a bit odd#south park#eric cartman
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working concessions rn. this guy came up and says "this is a long shot, but do you guys have mints?" "no, sorry" "thats ok" he turns to leave and i am hit with a WALL, of THE MOST MINT i have EVER smelled.
mint addict???? lookin for the next fresh hit of that winter green?? ?????
#it smelled like i put my face inside an altoids tin#i mean its a nice smell#but dude was itchin for some mints#dude had mint fever#text
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to buy/smell list. bc i always stand in the store and forget any perfume i've ever wanted
#petra.txt#ive smelled most of them before#i looooove alien by mugler but it's too close to narciso musk noir rose#so i'm waiting till i finished that to buy#alsooooo berlin fever from birkholz but i'm limited to 10 pics on mobile lmao
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i think the worst part of having covid this time around is the brain fog.
i did not have it last time (which was two years ago, but still).
#paige chatter#my smell and taste is slowly starting to come back; and my body doesn't ache as bad#i still pop a low grade fever once in a while; and i only get fatigued when i do chores#which i'm slowly catching up on because i spent two whole days sleeping on the couch doing NOTHING and i felt guilty ;;;#like i FEEL like i need to do SOMETHING#i just finished cleaning the litterbox; might grab something small to eat and play a video game or something#need to stop taking naps; my sleep schedule's all fucked up ;;#hoping i test negative on friday so i can go back to work and have my routine back
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So glad you are all okay! Hope you guys get electricity back soon 💕
Thank you so much!! I am too. It’s certainly been a trip without electricity (our water runs on electricity too, so we haven’t been able to shower and we have to ration our bathroom uses 🤣) but I have to say I’m very happy just to be home and safe :)
#esp. bc the last airbnb we stayed at#was AWFUL#it smelled weird and it was gross#mom said she didn’t think the ppl who run it washed the sheets before we came#it was pretty tiny#which wouldn’t have been awful#except that it was tiny in the way that like#I would describe the layout as ‘choked’#it was dark and dank#just gross#fever-project my dear#milkyanswers
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it has finally happened
the Plague, 3 years later
#redglyphs#just...FUCK. i was doing so well#thank god i decided to just 'nope' and stay home as soon as i felt like ass#'maybe it's just a cold' with said cold feeling like it's literally beating my ass all day and night in the octagon#symptoms otherwise mild--no loss in taste/smell and minor brain fog from fever#verm bf just got sus from the way i was coughing and he took a test first
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#.ooc#.music to block the screams#.Gabban#/obviouslyyy#/thinking about how he thinks he's not blessed by Venus but he definitely is and that's why he's so crazy because love is her deadly fever#/and that she's definitely graced him with a beauty that could turn you crazy if you're already on edge. the same way she made Pandora-#/-beautiful to be for men “the most delightful of their miseries”#/I've also been thinking of the kinds of rituals he does and all the offerings he gives. Pouring wine for her altar...-#/-...an offering of /bodily fluids/ from him and whoever he's having ritual s*x with....very old school...and flowers of course#nsft for tags#/I wonder what kinds of perfumes and oils he'd be using as someone who worships Venus#/in my head he's always smelled kinda flowery but maybe there's also a hint of something else#/idk if its musky or anything but something that definitely makes you think he's here for “business”
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