#or recite memes to him that he doesn't get

[crescentmp3]

head in hands laughing so hard

[canadianlucifer]

Mundane hcs bc goddamnit i just want them all to be happy, okay?

-Kaneki unironically likes facebook mom esque minion memes

-Takizawa SUCKS at parking, he has so many dings on his car that he's given up on fixing and god forbid you ask him to parallel park

-Akira likes needle felting in her free time

-Hide has synesthesia between music and colours

-Amon doesn't have binocular depth perception

-Uta makes masks for people while listening to a playlist he made specifically for the client so he gets their vibe right

-Touka owns a blahaj

-Nishiki tried one of Kimi's bath bombs once and has since bought his own secret stash that nobody can know about

-Koma's favourite animal is a bear

-Ayato hates that he's an ukaku because he thinks its "feminine"

-Juuzou is chronically online and Shinohara has to keep telling him not to recite memes in the office bc nobody has any clue what he's talking about

[rottenpumpkin13]

Y'know what Imma be real funny. I SENTENCE AGSZC TO ARKHAM! For therapeutic purposes of course.

( @izunias-meme-hole)

Sephiroth: He was unsettled by the idea of being sent to a hospital at first, given his medical trauma, but Arkham ends up being surprisingly peaceful. He sits in his cell, reads books, and gets chocolate pudding for good behavior. Everyone's too scared to mess with him, even the Joker, who takes one look and mutters something about "not touching that one." Eventually boredom sets in. Sephiroth starts mentally categorizing the other inmates by strength level, quietly theorizing how quickly he could topple the whole asylum if he felt like it. But he won't. Because then he'd have to go back to Shinra and cut his vacation short. Therapy sessions consist of the psychiatrist sobbing while Sephiroth critiques their methodology. He's punched Scarecrow in the face at least once. He's thriving.

Angeal: Poor Angeal keeps trying to bring order to Arkham. "Everyone deserves second chances" is his reasoning as he breaks up a fistfight between Killer Croc and Scarecrow. Then he discovers Poison Ivy and, to no one's surprise, they become besties.

Genesis: Genesis finds a new rival in Edward Nygma, his cellmate. He solves every one of Nygma's riddles before they're even finished, much to the Riddler's frustration. Nygma tries upping the stakes, but Genesis just starts critiquing the riddles instead. It's rumored the guards have found Nygma in his cell, rocking back and forth, muttering about "logic" while Genesis recited Loveless, slowly losing his mind.

Zack: He takes it as a chance for self-improvement. He signs up for group therapy, makes friends with the guards, and even organizes a fitness group. He spots the Joker for the first time, bounces up to him excitedly, complimenting his "awesome clown makeup." The Joker doesn't harm Zack because he finds him endearing and "it would be fucked up to kill this guy."

Cloud: Cloud is somehow both invisible and infamous. Invisible because he looms around the asylum with his hood up, avoiding everyone, and infamous because he made Bane cry.

[da-shrimping-station]

a Filipino MC in WHB has so much comedic potential

Teaching Satan swear words in Tagalog, telling Michael about his sun halo and it's resemblance to the PH flag, informing everyone in Tartaros about a cake called "mamon"

AHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSS PINOY PRIDE LET'S FCKIN GOOOOOO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

im sorry if that's kinda cringe but as a filipino i am obliged to do so 😭😭

Teaching Satan how to cuss not only in Filipino but also in sooooo many dialects just take your pick 😭 or you can hit him with the "oh those aren't swear words! they're endearments! yes yes, 'hoy gago' deeefinitely means 'my darling'!" (it does not lmao)

Idk if you can even finish a sentence w Michael before he attempts murder 💀💀 seeing him might make the national anthem play in your head and do the whole "right hand on the left side of your chest" routine 😭 ano to flag ceremony????? HAHAHAHAHA shit ayan na ang watawat ng pilipinas 😭😭😭 w Michael idk if i wanna pay respect to his halo the flag or kneel and recite the lord's prayer

As for the mamon part, you get the cravings and just say "i wanna eat some mamon, i miss it"

for reference, mamon is a Philippine sponge cake that's usually eaten as an afternoon snack or snacks for kids in recess (everyone fckin loves mamon you can bribe w that shit)

While the nobles would be confused and probably be convinced that they misheard you Mammon will find it hilarious

After you explain what it is he will send someone to Earth to get you the best mamon there is (homemade and expensive mamon is good but nothing beats Monde and Lemon Square 😩 fight me) ykw might as well ask for other delicacies while he's at it

Once he gets the gist of Filipino cuisine, he'll probably have a personal chef for you, which may or may not be good if MC can cook

A professional chef at your disposal is amazing and all but your recipes are from grandma and that's how you like it 😤 no i dont need measuring cups and spoons imma just eyeball that

A little off topic here but Filo!MC will feel right at home in Gehenna. The devils there are very resilient and are still able to laugh and joke even when shit hits the fan. But that doesn't mean they don't take the situation seriously. Their sense of community is ✨✨✨

Also, Filipino humor is so broken and unserious idek how to explain PH jokes to my non filo friends/moots. MC will just roll with the punches when it comes to Hell's logic imo 😭 "Oh we're doing this now, okay. Fuck it we ball." We're memeing everything. Nothing and no one is safe.

[musashi]

How did the "Phoenix sent Miles letters and then MVK burned them" headcanon belief turned an actual thing people believe happened even come about?? I truly have never seen a fandom so hellbent on making people conform to their headcanons that they literally make up things and pretend they happened in the games. It doesn't even make sense with MVK's character but I guess people are too hellbent on portraying him as comically evil.

ace attorney fans are very bad at playing ace attorney. tons of them will readily admit to not watching playthroughs or playing themselves but instead getting all of their knowledge on the canon through fanfiction and fanworks.

they are quite literally playing telephone. and the fandom is actively hostile to new fans, because we come in and say 'this fanon is directly contradicted by canon?' and IMMEDIATELY get dogpiled en masse by the 6 high school bullies in charge of What Fanon Is Allowed. obviously, that scares new fans off--if a fandom doesn't even respect the canon, then anything goes, and whoever wins is whoever shouts loudest.

no one wants their fandom experience to be shouting. so they move onto fandoms that are more welcoming, and only the nastiest people are left. it sucks, and ace attorney is bar none the worst example i've seen.

and like i said, it all just comes back to the fact that miles edgeworth is the fandom darling, very easy to project onto because fandom is often full of traumatized social outcasts who struggle with immeasurable amounts of self-loathing. miles edgeworth is like crack to them. but to acknowledge that he is a complex person who can make mistakes and hurt others means acknowledging that so can they. they are not brave enough or mature enough to do that, so they make all of miles' choices not his own, but the action of some faceless abuser in the shadows who "made him that way" or forced him to hurt others.

that's also why these same people go CRAZY when they encounter people who identify with and project onto a character like mvk. as someone with OCPD, i find manfred very relatable. i love that he's canonically disabled, i love that he's canonically neurodivergent, and i love that he is easy to project my own OCPD onto. when i bring this up in fan spaces, all respectable debate goes out the window and the naysayers just start reciting quips and memes at me instead. they cannot argue against it because they see the logical contradiction--why is it ok to project onto miles, but not onto manfred? they cannot allow me to expose that hypocrisy.

if only its transparency lead to any productive discussion about it. sadly, these people are just beyond help or debate, and so all i can do is block them and ignore them and pray they stop making sockpuppet accounts to harass me and my friends for liking some made-up collection of pixels.

[vampirevatican]

Haven’t finish shark bait and haven’t yet been plagued with thoughts BUT consider the shiver with a chronically online sacrifice. Always quoting some vine or TikTok or tumblr or so on. Like imagine about to be sliced and their finally words are “this might as well happen. Adult life is already so weird” and then they survive only to say “mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick”

bestie, i've been thinking about this and the first thing on my mind was me recently making a habit of saying "my tummy is doing the 23 skiddo". anyway without further ado,

tiggy

he finds it extremely funny and i promise you he joins in

which causes you to do a crash course on human pop culture

and now he's reciting niche internet memes, vines, tiktoks, and youtubers

much to gw's annoyance at times, to lee's fascination so you also teach him, and rhin at best finds it endearing but other times he may agree with gw

my favorite. as posted, "i dont fight for my respect, bitch, i fight for dick." but also, "baby girl im finna rock yo shit!" and he'd be grinning while saying it, we know this

as for vines... "what up im tiggy, im 25, and i can't read" or "that was legitness"

gw

i feel like he'd look on in disbelief, awe, and then burst out laughing

like, wow.. pretty ballsy for a human, or shit... do we have another tiggy on our hands?

we all know he loves tigs, so when the sacrifice is just as calmy unhinged it interests him a bit

when you get tiggy in on it to tho he surely mutters about how you shouldn't have been posideon blessed... we know he doesn't mean it tho

all that to say there's a chance he can join in on the mess too, but it's very subtle and it's like an inside joke with you three

for the gw folks, "so no head?" and he just breaks some shit in his room or storms off to the barracks

"don choked me today, so im starting a fundraiser to kill the sea witch. the benefits of killing her is i'd get chokeheld way less."

NO WAIT SHOW HIM "my main goal is to blow up" AND HE IS LOOSING HIS SHIT, so is tiggy but i swear that's his favorite

rhin

hit him with the "im 27" when he celebrates yall's 1 year anniversary and i promise you he is caught between laughing and sighing

he's already the mom friend, the calm collected amidst the chaos, so meeting a human like this def doesn't put him off but he defo grows into finding it endearing

favorite, if he joins in, is him and gw arguing and he just yells "THAT'S MY OPINION"

because him and gw are foils in my mind, him shouting that mid fight is something that a. is already unexpected and b. is enough to make gw nearly laugh and settle down the argument into a conversation

he sees you do anything? "...wow"

another fave fitting him, "but imagine how tired we are. imagine how tired we are of it." and i swear he uses it in meetings.

lee

you have to teach him the references he will not shut up about them

unlike tiggy he doesn't use them at random but picks out favorites to memorize and starts from there.

as someone who likes leeneb, he totally tells neb about it and they start making references together and you couldn't be more proud

teching lee and the first thing you say together "do i give a fuck. no, not one. how many fucks do i give. zero. exactly, so therefore your comment is both of you snap your fingers irrelevant."

building his confidence in bdsm and him being on at least speaking terms with the doctor but also teasing him for not being fit for bdsm truly, "im sorry, not everybody fits in the bad bitch genre… its a genre… not everybody fits on the roster."

[spicywreck]

@iknowthebattle tagged me for the last line meme! Here’s what I’ve been working on for a danloumand fic, starring chubby!daniel and a/b/o shenanigans (which I dive in later on in this fic.)

—

Louis still keeps feeding him great amounts of food, anyway. 

Supposedly, he's going through his momma's old cookbook so he needs Daniel nearby as a personal food taster. (Vampirism is not without its drawbacks.) It's a way to go back to that old humanity he whines so much about missing, or so he says. He definitely can't stop waxing poetry about people’s tie to food and all the different cultures behind it and how most people don't even appreciate it anymore and, "Daniel, take your time with the next bite. Savor it. Taste it. Tell me all the flavors you experience, the texture of the meat, what comes to the forefront of your mind. Actually experience the food, boy."

Even when cooking Louis can't help but be a snob about it.

Although, it is sweet how excited he looks when he gets a recipe right. Louis' 8th gumbo attempt was his best so far, and when Daniel congratulated him on it, the vampire beamed at him with an open smile, laughing to himself, green eyes glowing like the stained glass of a grand old church. 

Louis is the most beautiful when proud, he thinks; second to the sweet vulnerable side the alpha tries to keep hidden.

Honestly, he could've just said he wanted to spend more time with him. Daniel would've gladly said yes to anything. 

Armand is the same. He makes these excuses about needing a human eye to watch movies with—marathon after marathon of another VHS he got from the video store—but it's clear the damned freak doesn't need him. He can recite Planet of the Apes from start to finish, like, down to the actor's fucking twitch of his jawline! Why the hell does the beta need him for? Armand would've put all those nerds back in highschool to shame, that's for sure.

Not to mention his other… hobbies? Daniel thinks they're hobbies, anyway.

—

I’m gonna tag a few people but feel free to join in as well! (Feel free to ignore this, too. I just wanted to tag some people <3)

@dykedarmand @dykekingofhell @flyingpurplepeopleeater42

[franciswasteland]

*meme voice* I am once again coming to you for Frank content 👉👈

I, personally, am a chronic hoodie stealer (and all of 5'2-) and I can just imagine Frank has the best hoodies to steal

Do you think you can write something up where Reader snags one of Franks hoodies during a movie night so they can get comfy and when he asked they are just like "Pretty partner privilege" but they aren't dating, reader is just tired and doesn't realize what they've said

FRANK X GN!READER

MASTERLIST

Authors Notes: Sorry for how long this took me to write, i was a little burnt out for a bit !!

Warnings: Single use of “y/n”

you and frank had been planning this for a few weeks now. the two of you were going to watch some movies together, how fun!

You were laying down in frank’s bed, waiting for him to finish up whatever he was doing. then you spotted something under the covers. naturally, you move the covers away and to your luck, it’s a gray hoodie!

almost immediately, you slip on his hoodie. in your defense, it was freezing outside.

but, how would the scene look to frank when he finally shows up? what would he think walking in on his best friend cuddled up in his bed with one of his hoodies on?

Oh well. he was taking so long that at this point you couldn’t be bothered to think about it.

as you were getting comfortable (with the help of his hoodie), the door opened. thank the gods that frank was finally here!

“sorry it took me so long,” frank says to you apologetically.

“nah, don’t worry about it.” you reply.

frank walks over to his bed and lays down on it, joining you. He didn’t seem to notice the hoodie you were wearing, thankfully.

frank turns his head to look at you. he has a small smile, it was clear he was looking forward to movie night. “so, what movie do you wanna watch this time?”

you shrug in reply. “Eh, i don’t really care what we watch.”

Your reply only makes franks small smile grow into a grin. Oh brother, you had made the bad mistake of saying you don’t care what movie you two watch. now youre going to have to sit through two hours worth of the same movie you’ve been watching since frank and you had started this movie night tradition.

you could practically recite the movie word for word by now.

you head frank reply, “thanks fine with me!” and the click of a TV remote.

the longer the movie plays, the heavier your eyelids get. no offense to frank, but at this point you could really care less for this movie. You began to doze off within the first twenty minutes of the movie playing.

You’re awaken by a repeated nudge to your shoulder. it’s frank.

“dude! you missed the best…—“ his voice trails off as his eyes move from yours to your torso. “Is that my hoodie?”

You didn’t have a mirror in front of you, but you could already picture how red your cheeks had gone. “Uhh..” You stumbled around your words.

“Pretty partner privilege?” You ask tiredly. One issue in your sentence, the two of you are not dating.

“Wh—What?” Frank replies in a state of confusion. “We’re not— You’re not my— We’re not dating, you know that right, y/n?”

You could feel your whole face heating up.

“Um… Yeah, but still. Your best friend—partner, same thing.”

“Yeah, sure,”

[mediawhatwiveswatch]

The Wives Watch: Supernatural Season 1

Have we committed to watching 15 seasons of a show because of the "I love you" meme? Yes.

What We Knew Going In:

There is someone called Castiel. He is an angel? (Good Omens Crossover Knowledge)

He is in love with Dean. (Destiel? is a thing?)

There are brothers. They do something supernaturally. They have a car.

One of the actors is called Misha (Mishapocalypse)

They are the Super of SuperWhoLock (One of us watched Who, the other Lock)

ABO origin story

Wincest? is a term we have been made aware of. We do not wish to know more.

Enjoy some unfiltered season 1 thoughts + memes:

Inside every show are two brothers. One is pathetic. The other is misogynistic.

Started placing bets on when the women who show up will die.

Honestly the water pond ghost was right. We spent a lot of time rooting for the ghosts

Going from the ethics of faith healing to Racist Car was a tripss

Psychic lady seemed chill

FUCK THAT DAD. HATE HIM. HOPE HE DOESNT WAKE UP FROM THE CRASH. THE DEVIL DID GOOD WHEN HE SWERVED THAT TRUCK

Only didn't want the boys the kill him cuz they don't deserve the trauma. He gave them enough already.

CAN DEAN READ? DID HE EVER GO TO SCHOOL? DOES HE KNOW WHAT A HOUSE IS? CAN HE RECITE THE QUADRATIC EQUATION? IS HE OKAY??

Started guessing the plot of the episodes according to whether they play the mum ceiling clip in the recap

Sam got supernatural powers and it comes up like 4 times. Bro use that telekinesis and stop getting kidnapped

All the other investigators seemed so much cooler than John. Headcannoning that they hate his ass.

Us at the start of the season: Shut up Dean Us at the end of the season: Little Sweet Baby!! He's trying so hard

Professional liars at work. Entire backseat of that car is dress up outfits.

Is Dean like... legally dead still? Is he a cold case?

Manifesting seeing some of the funky one off episode ladies. They were all cool.

This ceiling fire demon is 1. Misogynistic as Hell - target the dads bro leave these women on the floor 2. Bad at its damn job - it has killed zero (0) infants so far 3. Is Meg's dad? Was she flirting with her dads failed ceiling baby? 4. A better dad than John (the bar is in hell. thats why he's nailing it)

Dean being good with children + having big brother vibes is adorable. Sam be nicer to your suffering older brother.

Kept getting distracted during the last couple episodes cuz Meg's haircut was BAD.

The main long running characters vibe sheet so far:

Current Season 2 Predictions:

Angel guy won't show up for another 4 seasons. This won't stop us thinking every guy who shows up is him

JOHN DIES. MANIFESTING. (poor dean I'm sorry)

Meg ain't dead? Maybe?

Really looking forward to seeing the technology update in the next 5 seasons. Will Dean learn to use a smartphone? We doubt it.

Sam gets a better haircut. Dean doesn't change his appearance ever.

Ceiling Demon is not like Satan demon. He's just super petty for some reason

Tune back in for insane season 2 thoughts I guess!

[good-old-kooks]

SPADESGORE 1, 11, 12, 16 (I WANT THE WHOLE LIST BUT I’LL HAVE MERCY AND ONLY ASK A FEW LOLLL)

Oh this is hilarious I'm not used to answering asks on my reblogs acc

This is the og post btw

1. Asgore unironically asks "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" All teary eyed and shit. Spade is baffled beyond belief just trying to comprehend the question. "What no why would I love a worm" he says. Asgore tears up more. "To reduce you to a worm would rid you of your personhood, you wouldn't be you anymore!" Asgore doesnt feel consoled, if anything he looks sadder. Spade is even MORE confused "Asgore this question is rediculous!! Stop crying for god's sake!!!!!"

11. Who makes the most typos? Asgore. Man is shit at spelling he left that shit in high school. Plus English is a second language for him and German is his first so sometimes he adds an extra c or h that doesn't belong there. In contrast Spade is literate to a fault and can recite parts of the dictionary out of spite.

12. This ones really funny bc at first I didn't understand the question - Asgore is actually very nervous pre-flight, about catching the right flight and not being late and stuff, mostly bc its not the same as missing a bus. Meanwhile Spade's afforded this luxury more times than he can count so the procedure's normal to him. What procedure you ask? He acts nonchalant pre-flight, but once they're in their seats he does NOT put down the safety manual. Doesn't matter what class he's flying he is reciting that shit from top to bottom man is PARANOID. Meanwhile Asgore is actually very excited and eventually relaxed once the actual flying starts. Its like a switch flips with them both. Spade is most terrified of landings and turbulance in specific.

16. This technically shouldn't even be a question, Spade is always down for murder, ESPECIALLY if he thinks its morally justified in some way. Asgore isn't really the type to kill FOR someone (at least he wouldn't phrase it that way to himself) but he is Absolutely the type to go "I would die for you" and in response Spade is always like "I would kill for you". They are both unwell.

Also fun fact I actually wanted to use this ask meme as like prompts for drawings so one day you might get the full list in Spadesgore 😈

[oro-junestar]

some of my favorite pac-man headcanons i came up with back in my insane days,,

-in pac-man world, orson was extremely malnourished, being obsessed with staying inside toc-man all day, never getting any sunlight or sustenance (which is why he's so grey). after defeating him, pac-man made sure to spend plenty of time with him to help him recover back to a healthy state <3 -since funky apparently works for orson, at least in world 1, spunky works for kinky. as for what she does umm idk sits there and looks cute. also idk where funky was in world 3 either lol -also funky pilots toc-man in pac-man world rally while orson works on um um hes still fixing up the spectral realm i think -golvis and spooky long lost brothers !!!????!?? :O -also wandy is spooky's most devoted servant and is an absolutely deranged simp for him oh my god its insanity,. -orson and erwin are exes (CRACK SHIP OF THE CENTURY) -creepy (from the minecraft thingy) and glitchy (from pac-man 256) are bestiesss -pac tech is primitive compared to ghost tech (orson would burst into tears upon seeing professor pac's lab i think) -sue and sue (pac-man world 2) would absolutely get into arguments all the time and be yelling and crying and causing all sorts of drama. they are volatile they should never EVER be put in a room together -pac-man eated a bees once. it did NOT GO WELL. -orson is in the fuckin uhhh i forget the tech lab place from pac-man party because of course he is -sue is the mother of yum-yum -orange sue, pink sue, and purple sue are sisters. -the maze is a popular sport event. pac-man, blinky, inky, pinky, and clyde are the world champs, and then afterwards they like to go grab a coffee and like idk make love or something -tim went missing in the spectran realm and i guess somehow created the nether realm (ghostly adventures), and his cries for help can still be heard to this day (i forgot about this this goes hard as fuck) -if spunky and funky were in ghostly adventures theyd totlaly be fire and ice ghosts -orson and the purple janitor guy got married after cleaning up the outpost (CRACK SHIP OF THE CENTURY 2) -the whole shit with spunky running away and joining a criminal gang -the whole shit with the fucking ghost zombie blood fungus disease thing?? -just the whole shit in general this was all so wacky -the museum in pac-man world 3 is just orson's pathetic shrine to pac-man...he doesn't let him see it cause its too embarassinggggg he would laugh at him -pac-man loves reciting and explaining memes to orson. orson does the same back to him sometimes it's very annoying. -orson loves to startle pac-man sometimes. it's very annoying. -orson loves to ramble about his newest inventions to blinky. it's very intriguing and blinky loves hearing orson's soft voice while being petted by him ouh,, -orson apparently served in the military???woah. -there is a ghost witch who lives deep in banni who's mad that orson built his outpost directly above her home. rude. um i forget what she does about it -orson totally jams out to desert music -blinky likes to gently bite pac-man after giving him a kiss aww <3 -munchy isn't the only nickname blinky gives pac-man. munch-munch, cumball, fuckalicious...yeah it's awful. orson, AKA fluffybutt, knows all too well. -clyde needs frequent reassurance and affirmation or else he thinks he's not doing good enough :( -joey, paul, willy, and frankie run a bootleg games company together. joey is the CEO and does CEO stuff, paul manages finances, willy makes merchandise, and frankie programs the games (u get a cookie if u remember who those are)

[minsu-the-cowardly-human]

Idk if I'll draw it but random Youtuber/Influencer AU for TADC go brr. Putting a break because SHIT MAN this is longggg lol

Pomni- General internet goer and one of those Youtubers that made "day in the life" type vlogs showcasing how much fucking pressure she's under, has a pretty loyal and caring audience for her despite herself, ~100,000 subscribers or so and she *tries* to respond to every comment.

Caine- Not so much an Influencer persay but more so of creator of the popular social media apps and tries to be #hipwiththekids...it does not work very well he's posting Pokémon Go and Harlem shake memes in 2024..bless his heart

Bubble- Caine's social media manager! He's a little better with being hip with the kids, up to date with memes n stuff but he also gets attention in...less than convential ways. Think of what was happening with the Norm of the North Twitter account, just weird..weird shit.

Sun & Moon- They act as a duo of sorts on Tik Tok and they make skits and #unhinged humor that is probably liked by majority of everybody. Nobody can tell if they're dating or just friends, since Sun will say the most unhinged shit and Moon will just sigh dreamily at it while reciting a poem or shit. Moon has to stop Sun from responding to hate comments and going off on them and finding their address n shit.

Gloink Queen & Gloinks: The Gloink Queen is one of those Facebook moms who takes pictures of their children(her Gloinks) every time they do anything, even when they're crying, because she thinks it's "cute". She gets fairly popular at first and even gets to sell merchandise however as her audience grows, so does her criticism but Facebook doesn't do anything about it and she continues to exploit her children for views and attention.

Princess Loolilalu- Tiktok influencer that shows the daily life of a royal. She's fairly unpopular but she was the hot topic for a week because people thought she was flexing and she had to explain she wasn't trying to, she was just trying to show the daily life since some people in her kingdom had inquired about it. She gets very low engagement but she admires every comment she gets. She starts to shift towards more crafty stuff after honestly getting a bit bored filming every second of her life and that grows her audience a little bit.

Gummigoo - Tiktok Influencer that make illegal life hack videos and him just working on a farm(I assume he does cuz he gives off cowboy vibes) and he's unintentionally thirst trapping through those videos, which gives him a pretty large, dedicated and possibly a little too obsessed, audience.

Zooble- Youtuber that talks about the most depraved shit that people do in humanity, think like iceberg videos about shitty people online or the dark corners of Reddit and 4chan. Also probably has a second channel where they play *nothing* but Plants vs. Zombies 2 because idk it's funny and they need to do something else to not get entirely depressed

Kinger- He is a Youtuber, techinally, though he doesn't know how to operate a camera very well. Most of his videos are just snippets from his life, cooking some food, badly singing his favorite songs, and sharing a little too much of his life online. Still, he's regarded as Youtube's grandpa.

Kaufmo- A YouTube "prankster" that would do the worst fucking things imaginable(not illegal but..close to it) and one day he did..something..and he got killed for it as a result, it was all caught on camera. He was criticized a lot for doing what shit he was doing and when he died, it was covered but nobody was suprised.

Ragatha- If Kinger is the grandpa of YouTube, then Ragatha is the grandma because she posts a lot of crochet and stitching how tos while also sprinkling in her personality and some of her other interests, like making a crochet Undertale plushie or something.

Gangle- She's a very famous twitch streamer who is...I don't even know really how to describe it but she's very like "uwu" abt everything as her streamer personality yknow? And..I mean..it works, she gets enough donations in a 1 hour stream to pay her rent for 2 months so..as for her content, it depends, sometimes it's horror games and other times it's just chilling with chat.

Jax- Jax is...also...a streamer. He does snuff streams where he gets donations to torture people and stuff. It's illegal but he makes as much money, if not more, than Gangle.

[mandareeboo]

The Goetia family (Stolas, Stella, and Octavia) for the character meme?

Pick a character I’ve written and I will explain the top ~three to five ideas/concepts/etc I keep in mind while writing that character that I believe are essential to accurately depicting them.

Stolas doesn't really know how to talk to others. He's never been taught. He grew up with the butler and then Stella in his ear, reminding him of manners or general speech, but when it comes down to it he doesn't know the intricacies of having or maintaining contact. He legitimately didn't realize he was condescending to Blitz. He didn't realize how badly he was hurting Octavia by bringing her to the park. He sees these things as Stuff You Do, important tasks on a leger.

He doesn't always speak so formally! So many 'fics have him all but reciting Shakespeare. Stolas can tone it down and has quite the casual tone when talking around family or IMP. The fancy talk is, for lack of a better way of putting it, dirty talk to him. Or work talk.

Just getting out of an abusive everything. His childhood was shit and his married life was too. Stolas thinks anyone who treats him semi-kindly is a friend or romantic interest. When Striker kidnaps him he doesn't view it as anything dangerous until he crushes the phone. He's willing to take most any treatment from anyone.

Daddy's girl through and through. Her major fear during all of this was that Stolas would run away forever.

I legitimately don't think Tia knows all of the ins and outs of her family. There's nothing to indicate she does, anyway. Stolas doesn't have the heart to explain it to her in Loo Loo Land, she clearly doesn't have any arranged fiancé of her own, I honestly think she assumes Stolas cheating on Stella was the only thing going on in their relationship. I doubt she's ever even met Paimon.

TEENAGER. Octavia is a typical goth teenager and she's gonna act that way. Sometimes she does stupid shit for attention, or to be popular, or to make friends. Sometimes she steals a book to look at a meteor shower as a fuck you to Stolas. Other times she wants to be carried away to Stylish Occult.

PACK BONDS you can't tell me that the girl who hugs a hellhound two minutes after meeting her is not a 'you said nice thing ergo I will die for you' type.

I actually have a LOT of headcanons about Stella and her relationship with Stolas, but this is about canon Stella so:

Stella doesn't give a single fuck about Stolas cheating on her. She doesn't. If you listen to her it's not about the sex, or the cheating- it's about Blitz being an IMP, it's about Stolas showing off a lower-class beau. She cares about their IMAGE.

I don't think she ever loved Stolas and I know Stolas didn't love her, and I'm pretty sure they both fully understood that long before being wed.

Stella, unlike most abusers, is NOT selective. She's not hiding shit. She's upper crust, and she can leave bruises on his face or hire assassins to kidnap him publicly if she likes.

Like Stolas, I legitimately think Stella has never been outside of a toxic environment. We don't know about her folks but it's clear her dynamic with her brother is fucked up and abusive as well. It's a constant cycle she ended up perpetuating.

We have no idea what she feels about Octavia, and that feels so telling to me. In two seasons Stella has not said her name once. She's called her 'that girl' but never 'my daughter' or 'Tia'. She never wanted to comfort her nightmares or dry her cheeks. I really don't think she wanted to be a mother at all.

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Collision, Family, Volcano, Crown, Ruler and Fire for Izzy! (Her character has such a cool concept yet there is so little about her character in this fandom i need more of her,,,,)

Hey!! Thank you for asking! And also your ask made me want to finally do another quick doodle of her x)

Baby boy. Baby. vs Evil

(Asks from this ( x ) meme)

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with? 🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

I am combining these questions because the answers to both are quite connected, hope this is okay!

Izzy will go feral, figurally and literally, when someone either threatens people she is willing to protect or knows which regrets of hers to turn outside. Although she thinks reasonably and tries her best to have a grasp on her impulses and "be an animal responsibly!", she unfortunately is vulnerable to provocation. You know that one smug asshole that simply knows all of your insecurities and will lead you in public (friends or families) so they could humiliate you or dig through your dirt? ...no? Well, it is the worst kind of parental/authority figure, and Izzy is likely to see red and even physically attack a person like this. If she is around someone who knows how to get under her skin, she needs a more collected friend to ground her and remind her this is not worth her passion and anger.

Conclusion: slow boil, unless you pull the right strings! He can pile up grudges and anger- heck, it took a while for Izzy to "explode" at Ludwig with telling him in exact detail how much of a dumbass he was fhfhdsfd Yet on the other hand, Ashton (a crucial OC for the story) infuriated Izzy upon like, second significant interaction!

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

I envisioned her as the only child and someone growing without mom, raised just by father who was also quite harsh on her. A hell lot of emotional problems that never got resolved, just piling up over the years. She never tried to earn her dad's approval, nor strongly rebelled against him, but simply tried to coexist with little to no trust to the irrational fool that never knew what did he want.

The father had plenty of siblings on the other hand, so Izzy got to see various uncles, aunts and cousins often! With most of them Izzy was friendly and they felt more like a family than his dad, but still it was a little soured since for them her dad was the best person even with no flaw whatsoever and in her kid and teens she lacked the nerve to ruin the good picture. Izzy stopped writing any letters to her father or cousins from Yharnam in the end. There were just too many absolutely batshit things happening that letters would not cover, but he didn't want to bother with 'fake' and shallow letters either.

👑 CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

Izzy simply wanted to have his place amongst other significant people in Yharnam, whether it'd be as a great hunter or as a significant researcher! In a way, this wish came true.. you know, discovering a whole new philosophy in all that... mess of Kin, Beasts and humans, that STILL (!!!) has people like Josef diving into Loran dungeons to get at least close to the revelation about beasthood Izzy found? Izzy died as a monster, not knowing her legacy would live on beyond cursing Yamamura's homeland with beasthood, but she'd be very content to know she left the potential of "better humankind" open :')

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

Izzy is actually well-versed in subjects like math, history, chemistry and biology! She knows a lot of literature and art too, it is just not a forefront and only brought up accidentally, when she tries to recite a poem that no one recognises. Doesn't help that her manner of talking is really "simple" for the lack of better term, and her education is only obvious when she IS discussing the topic! I always joke that she is a jock+nerd hybrid xD

She went the self-taught road as soon as she gained enough maturity to understand the teachers at the school tended to abuse their authority and the educational system itself was sketchy and with propaganda of certain ideas baked in it! If they wanted to overreact at her reasonable curiosity, then whatever! Calling them out on their bullshit and doing her own thing at the library it is, then! Because of how she studied everything "unofficially" she never had any certificate for her rich knowledge. But out of all Hunters visiting Byrgenwerth, only Izzy took a whole room to conduct researches, not to mention giving good lectures..... until Willem finally walked in and shooed her with a broom fdhfdjdsd

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

If you count self-inflicted beastly evolution and accelerating Vermin she got inside herself to properly become a part of her blood as self-destruction, then I guess so xD But in her defence, her choice of path to evolution preserved the humanity in its true nature the best!! Filth of humanity is not something to "cleanse" but something to cherish and protect from Great Ones who abuse it!

I'd say a flaw that guarantees his "failures" is inability to control the way arrogance grows as soon as his ideological enemies are marked. Izzy gets commentaries on being too stubborn from friends often, even when he is objectively right! She is actually quite similar to Laurence with the whole "I know what's best for humanity!".. Izzy is actually a strong competition to Mico in terms of being Laurence's rival: they both have these grand plans, whereas Micolash largerly doesn't care about humanity and sees most as cattle. But God FORBID you TELL Izzy this fhdhfdshds

Also:

I want to present.. the sequel

Izzy: Unlike you fanatics I am able to listen to the ideas that contradict mine without losing my shit uwu

Caryll: Embracing beasthood is not the rebellion against the vicious cycle of Moon Presence that you think it is but a truthful part of her plan same as Star Kin that receive redemption from her, the only way to win is to not play.

Izzy:

Ok ok I am done now fhhdshfdhf Thank you for the ask again!!

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Y'all know those outlandish ships and opinions I was talking about.. here they are

Okay guys I'm gonna sound crazy rn but imagine walrus captain X conductor NOW HEAR ME OUT PLEASE I think. They'd be cute together plus they both operate modes of transportation match made in heaven guys

I also like snatcher X grooves so I think that says enough about my character I'm sorry just my onion

JUST A PREFACE I LIKE DISCOTRAIN TOO DISCOTRAIN TRUTHERS YOU HAVE AN ALLY IN ME I PROMMY

Speaking of my opinions here's some honorary hcs as my introduction to the ahit Tumblr community

We got the "conductor is part fire spirit" a true classic amongst fans but I fear I must mention the Horrors Incomprehensible to Mankind as well that occur within my interpretation but you have to get to know me to pry the horrors from my forked tongue

Me thinks that Grooves' guilty pleasure is just a little death metal in his playlist. He will however lie and say he doesn't like it

And worst of all; snatcher does that thing parents do where they see a meme and turn it into a lecture except it's stuff like Reddit AITA and rage bait and instead of a lecture it's him reciting his 50 step plan on how "if it were him he'd do this" and it ultimately ends with the downfall of humanity or smth

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sleepy, domestic morning kisses in the kitchen while making breakfast ( and then they were roommates... )

"I, I don't—" He scrapes the burnt egg from the bottom of the pan, grumbling. "I used butter... it wasn't enough? Was the heat too high? What—"

Cooking should not have been this hard. Was he really that bad? Maybe his dad was right when he joked about him being so terrible that he'd burn water...

A flash of maroon passes in the corner of his eye, and he scoffs. At least Yunaka would find some fun in it. She always did. "Morning. You wouldn't happen to be in the mood for sausage and..."

He continues scraping the pan, "Burnt eggs, would you? A little scrambled, plenty crispy. Pretty gourmet stuff. I hear it's an acquired taste."

kissing meme | Accepting!

She can smell the burning before she reaches the kitchen. She really needs to convince Dee to let the war go.

She walks in yawning, stretching her arms up above her head. The smoke alarm isn't screaming yet, that's a good sign. She makes her way over to the window and slides it open while he recites the menu.

She doesn't comment on how there's almost always something at least a little burnt on the menu. Like she'd do any better.

Risk of the alarm averted, Yunaka wanders over to witness the destruction first hand. He holds the pan and spatula like weapons, but Yunaka doesn't feel too worried when she leans against his back. If she uses him as a shield, she's fine, yeah? Totally. And the arms she wraps around his waist are just. Immune. Yeah.

"Whatever you say, DeeDee." Peeking around him, they definitely just look like regular ass burnt eggs. But she's not gunna complain when she's getting a "free" meal outta the arrangement. "You might even say I'm...eggs-cellently in the mood." She makes a finger gun gesture, then tries not to flinch when her finger bonks the edge of the stove. "Ow."

She should be helping out, probably...but she's comfortable where she is. Her eyes close and she can feel the shifting of Dee's muscles under her cheek while he plates the breakfast. Is it weird that it's comforting? Probably. He knew she was weird when he let her move in.

She hears the sound of the stove shutting off and lets out a big sigh. Alright, up and at 'em. She pushes herself upright again and stretches her arms out above her, wiggling her fingers in Dee's direction. "C'mere!"

Patience of a saint, he follows her request, and Yunaka is able to grin up at him when she links her fingers behind his neck and pulls him down for a kiss.

(A game started at...some point, that she was surprised he even went along with. Kiss the cook. Whoever makes the meal, wins the prize. Rewards for maybe one day learning not to burn all their damn eggs.)

Yunaka laughs and bumps her forehead against his. "Thanks for breakfast. You'll get 'em next time, big guy."

(Their meals are always a little burnt somewhere. Or too salty. Or slightly overcooked. It's the most fun Yunaka's ever had cooking in her life.)