#thank you for the question quoooo this was a delight to see in my inbox

[good-old-kooks]

SPADESGORE 1, 11, 12, 16 (I WANT THE WHOLE LIST BUT I’LL HAVE MERCY AND ONLY ASK A FEW LOLLL)

Oh this is hilarious I'm not used to answering asks on my reblogs acc

This is the og post btw

1. Asgore unironically asks "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" All teary eyed and shit. Spade is baffled beyond belief just trying to comprehend the question. "What no why would I love a worm" he says. Asgore tears up more. "To reduce you to a worm would rid you of your personhood, you wouldn't be you anymore!" Asgore doesnt feel consoled, if anything he looks sadder. Spade is even MORE confused "Asgore this question is rediculous!! Stop crying for god's sake!!!!!"

11. Who makes the most typos? Asgore. Man is shit at spelling he left that shit in high school. Plus English is a second language for him and German is his first so sometimes he adds an extra c or h that doesn't belong there. In contrast Spade is literate to a fault and can recite parts of the dictionary out of spite.

12. This ones really funny bc at first I didn't understand the question - Asgore is actually very nervous pre-flight, about catching the right flight and not being late and stuff, mostly bc its not the same as missing a bus. Meanwhile Spade's afforded this luxury more times than he can count so the procedure's normal to him. What procedure you ask? He acts nonchalant pre-flight, but once they're in their seats he does NOT put down the safety manual. Doesn't matter what class he's flying he is reciting that shit from top to bottom man is PARANOID. Meanwhile Asgore is actually very excited and eventually relaxed once the actual flying starts. Its like a switch flips with them both. Spade is most terrified of landings and turbulance in specific.

16. This technically shouldn't even be a question, Spade is always down for murder, ESPECIALLY if he thinks its morally justified in some way. Asgore isn't really the type to kill FOR someone (at least he wouldn't phrase it that way to himself) but he is Absolutely the type to go "I would die for you" and in response Spade is always like "I would kill for you". They are both unwell.

Also fun fact I actually wanted to use this ask meme as like prompts for drawings so one day you might get the full list in Spadesgore 😈