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like this job is hardcore for my tiny fucking working memory i can only remember orders at once
#or rather 3 items#or 3 specifications on an item#i genuinely do not know how others remember like details abt 7 orders at lnce#im fucking flabbergasted#i neeeed to cone up woth a method for memorisation
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IF NOBODY ELSE WILL DO IT THEN I WILL)
*skedaddles up to [REDACTED] and whispers in their ear*
"I crashed your sports bike in a waffle house parking lot on accident and ran over 3 pedestrians on the way there-"
“Please tell me it was Teo, Elanor, and Violet that you ran over on accident.” Without missing a beat, [REDACTED] leans into your side and brings you close with one hand. “…No? It's 'kay."
Before you know it, he's pulling out his fancy keycard with a second pair of keys on them and a smirk on his face. "…I got a Corvette parked ‘round the back. You up for... "bowling" with waffles after?”
#I still think it's funny how Ren has no sense of awareness when it comes to expensive items#Like 'Oh you crashed his expensive bike and sent 3 people to the ER?? Don't worry; he's got another fancy car with your name on it' hsgsj#But if this was a serious situation (rather than a silly one); [REDACTED] would be more critical of your health n making sure you're ok!!#I just think this response would be funnier lmao#💌 — answered.#💖 — about ren.#💖 — 14 days with queue.
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Desperately trying to be hysterical all night again in advance of my doctor's appt in the morning because honestly I'm barely holding onto sanity as it is lmao
The amount of pre-appt research I do never stops turning up horrifying new pieces of information like this one:
Like my guy I can barely manage to stomach the ½ teaspoon of electrolytes I put in my water every day and you want me to eat SIX GODDAMN TIMES THAT MUCH??????
I would rather fling myself into a dying star I'm so fucking serious
#i have been frantically tracking my BP over the past few days and it goes tachcardic around 5min into standing up every time#that's not even include the at-risk measurements taken before that threshhold that aren't good they just aren't TACHYCARDIC#and then on top of it I'm basically just yo-yoing back and forth between full blown hypotension and tachycardia with rare moments of#quote unquote normal BP here and there#homestly it explains why i always shitty like who wouldn't#anyway I've got a 12 item list for my new pcp in the morning and I'm honestly fucking terrified because I don't know how I'll cope if they#blow me off yet again after everything I've done to protect myself#i literally can't keep living like this there's a really good chance i just throw myself off a bridge to be done with it and I'd rather not#anyway i think i've made a really good case with clinical treatment guidelines for 3-5 major medical interventions#and I'm so fucking desperate to get at least those covered#i need a new tilt table test i need rx fludrocortisone and IV saline/nutrition or prescription electrolytes and multi-vitamin#i need compression garment scripts and i need long-term PT and if I'm very lucky I will also get to need assessment of my stenosis/csf#i don't dare hope for a disability referral
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ive been playing a bunch of those merge mobile games lately and am gradually becoming possessed with the urge to make my own so that i can fix all the problems with them
#requirement 1: no energy limits. i am not here to drag out your play time artificially‚ i am here to make a game you bave fun playing#if that means you play it all in one ill-advised night then by god that is what will happen#requirement 2: no gambling mechanics#requirement 3: the shit you merge actually does something gameplay wise rather than you just Making a thing and getting coins#out of it that you use to advance the story thats happening entirely separate from the gameplay#requirement 4: ability to skip lower tier items past a certain point#requirement 5: no fucking ads#requirement 6: unique art for every item tier‚ no boring simple recolors of existing items#ill prolly think of more as time goes on but yeah no im just like. you guys are so close to a satisfying gameplay loop and then slam dunk it#directly into the ground to squeeze money out of kids who have access to their parents credit cards#and i hate it and want to fix it kabfksnfmsn#origibberish
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pokemon headcanons for the big three boys
#go onger#changeman#gingaman#sentai#pokemon#flightless talonflame speedor spams bravebird until the bitter end#clefable nana isnt a fighting partner but can beat the shit out of you if she needs to#half shiny doublade ones called bullriot ones called krantz#(no scabbards because i didnt want to draw them i appreciate your understanding)#i'd tell you their move sets/natures/held items/ablities but i dont want to bore you <3 <3 <3#*banging against the bars of my cage* I HATE DRAWING HYUUGAS ARMOUR I HATE DRAWING HYUUGAS ARMOUR#i love him so much but oh my god i would rather draw his suit any day of the week over his (and ryoumas) damn outfits#2024 art tag
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skz have to get new choreographers im tired
#=_=#their choreos are the whole reason i came to like them in the first place and now their newer ones are dissapointing#if they're trying to cut back on the energy it takes to dance them (which i get) i dont blame them but there's a way to do that without#compromising the quality of it 🔪#since their item dance.. the dances have felt eh to me#i like formations and storytelling rather than always sticking 100% to the lyrics#that can be fun but also a lot of their dances aren't very inspired these days#which is sad cause i really love their dances and seeing how their music can pair with dances#sighhhhhh#anyways this was inspired by a medley im watching of miroh boxer and double knot =_= i love those dances#and jjam's dance was not very inspired nor interesting looking and it's </3
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my mom has a big birthday coming up so i want to get her a nice gift w my brother but i literally do not know what to get her.... my family literally does Not do gifts so i dont even have the slightest clue what kind of gift she would even like either but it feels strange to ignore it especially because unlike everyone else i know she would appreciate it if i got her smth nice
#like for my dad / siblings i wouldnt have to try because they do not give a fuck. but my mom does enjoy gifts sometimes#(and so do i </3 but my family does not care unfortunately. i am definitely the odd one out for liking gifts)#we DO give gifts btw but gifts to us is just someone specifically telling you want to buy them. which is efficient but like.#...im not sure they understand that the point of gifts is not gaining an item but rather the act of selecting and giving a gift. but anyway#personal
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#sims#ts3#sims 3#photoshoots#character verse#jin morita#I need to develop her backstory more but she has some mommy issues and while escaping from her ended up in emmelie's world#which is a secret community that can't be reached by regular people and they take care of space and time related issues#but sometimes a glitch can happen and a person ends up there or emmelie saves them#she's one of the longest residents of this place and works as an inventor there and is in her element#she also might have been emmelie's prom date but they ended up as good friends rather than a couple#at that point emmelie's not ready for a long term relationship and has more of a friendly feeling for jin#jin may like her but gets over it#ohhh they could bond over it with lydia (spoilers but the next posts are basically jin and lydia as an item)#and lydia also used to have a lil crush on emmelie
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What gifts would you give all your blorbos?
Hmmm im not a big gift giver! Probably the best gift I can give is my radiant presence ✨ next best thing, maybe some drugs
#ty for the ask <3#tw drugs#UHHH sorry if the answer is lame#gifts aren’t my fave thing#I don’t like recieving them much cause I don’t like owning items#as far as giving them idk I’d really rather hang out w someone I like. maybe cook them smth. maybe draw them smth#if ppl give me a specific item I can do gift
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MISERY IS A BUTTERFLY — THE MAIN CAST + SIDE CHARACTERS OF TLOU + TLOU H*BO 🌿🍄 (template by @unholymilf | coloring by @notoriousaesthetics | icons)
#oc: olga litvinchuck#oc: gianna villareal#oc: alaia alcántara#oc: gianna#oc: yori villareal#oc: ondria villareal norrey#oc: fleur foucher#oc: francis allard#tv: the last of us#tlou oc#the last of us oc#it wouldn't be a leg edit with quotes without a k*afka quote !#AND THERE SHE IS !!!!!! tlou!olga! that's baby right there!#with her signatures blues of course <3 shes still very a c*itadel oc though! she has a tlou verse now and i love her in it a normal amount#ESPECIALLY WITH HER WITH DEARIE BOY LOGAN GODD ive been having brain rot for them all day ajkxiwjh they're so!#(ty ty alyssa for letting me set up my dear girl with him im like...... sobbing ur a TREASURE)#onnie is actually a close dear friend of gias ! they're all still VERY VERY much friends! shes actually the one who intro'd her to him!#it just........ didn't work out u know? it happens! but there's still a lot of love between them its just platonic instead of romantic !#fleur and francis are rather involved but i also wouldn't say exclusive? im not sure if they're an item or not? but yea! babies!#ill have to do a lore post on them bc we'll be going on for YEARS in these tags akmkjsk <3#it wouldn't be a leg verse if there wasn't at least ONE clown who was a bit unhinged hehe <3 dearie girl fleur i adore uuuu!#and as always the biggest thank you to dearie ash for this forever loveliest template! your mind for making it! galaxy !#and notorious for the cutest coloring! it fit so well for this was was lovely to use!#leg.edit#leg.ocs#*ocedit#*my ocs#back to a*soiaf and f*hr tomfoolery ! the t*lou clowns have had a moment lately <3 but i will be doing more things for them u betcha <3
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I don’t know if friend is having a baby shower, but I’m ready
#came up with a list of items that aren’t toys/clothes/ointments#I’M READY#i’m also insane. i got bf’s lil cousin nearly 100 used books carefully curated#the girls at the secondhand book store were like ‘why is she looking through every one��� rude#boyfriend was very complimentary of my list. i really like the target brand fake flame candles because the remote only has 3 buttons#and when mommy or daddy are getting up in the night they can feel and know exactly which button to gently illuminate#rather than amazon candle remotes which have like 8 buttons#i use my remote blind just fine i know the system works#silicone training cup set — two cups. one with a double handle and one with zero handles#they’re SO TINY. for TINY TINY hands. and weighted gently at the bottom
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never thought i’d ever be in the position to say this, but... i’m thinking about buying a house
#it's so exciting and scary#also delighted to learn that we can afford much more house than i thought we could??#personal#biggest things on my wishlist#a nice backyard#a screened in back porch so my cats can be outside without being outside you know#a bathroom with a nice deep tub for soaking#a gas stove !!!#i can make most of these changes after the fact but id rather not have to u feel me#oh also at least 2 bedrooms but preferably 3#because 1 room for me and louis#1 room to use as a game room for our PC's a nerdy collector's items and what not#and a third room to use as a genuine guest room for when friends and fam come to visit#i'm manifesting the perfect house ok#oh and NO HOA!!!#fuck hoa's#no one gets tell me what to do with MY house that IIII paid for
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So many agents come thru tha shoppe n they’re like “listen I need this thing that’s kind of like a nail but it’s not” and I’ll be like “a screw?” And they’ll be all “maybe I’m really not even sure” so naturally I take them to the screws. They’ll be all “yeah these are similar but I was talking about the smooth ones……” nails. U need nails.
#I swear to god this has happened 3-4 times#like they’ll say exactly what they need but say it’s like that thing#then when I find similar things they’re like no like where’s the thing I used as the example of what I need is similar to#and I can't think of whatever they actually asked for but they try to make it so complex and confusing only to be like “yeah jus nails”#like explaining things that have nothing to do with what they need#“listen I need something to hold tha wheels on my fathers 1992 firebird”#“he would rather not use lug nuts bcos he chews bubblegum when it's cold outside n we want to try using tape instead”#I'll takem to tha tape and buddy goes “yeah I just think tha lug nuts would do a better job than tape will......”#oh do u think so agent smith#like trying to show me with their hands and object and making 0 sense to eventually be like “yeah like basically just a lug nut"#“uh yeah basically can u just give me a 3 inch piece of tape bro”#it's actually so much funnier than the firebird example bcos it's like “listen pops has a 92 firebird...”#“we're trying to take off the doors and use tinfoil instead so I need some really strong tinfoil”#I'll be like “uh okay let me just see if we have tinfoil”#and he'll be like “mmmmm this is good tinfoil and all but I really just need a pack of chromies is what I mean”#like no bullshit this is how it goes only 10x more retarded and harder to get to the chromies#I have to go to battle in order for them to give me an item they don't want#once I prove I can find the decoy item they tell me what they actually wanted#but in a way like “u should have known what I meant even tho I'm v dumb”
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Why would I draw or further flesh out the other members of Chou's party when I can instead think abt how all of them play in game and spiral out into making up a shit ton of other game mechanics that do not matter to the actual story
#rat rambles#stars posting#this is my new favorite playground I need large stick lady to cast spell of hit you really hard#well ok shes more of a defensive unit in my minds eye but she will also hit things with her big stick#I do imagine her as the type of character that Can do some mad dps but shed be an extremely selfish dps unit which doesnt work well with#the rest of the party since most of them are quite frail#her damage scales off of her shields which scale off of her hp which means that to do her max damage shed need to not be hit oftem#which goes against most of the rest of her kit as shes mostly about taunting enemies and intercepting attacks with some parry abilities#so generally shes a unit that wants to get hit but can also do good damage if you need to take a more aggressive route with a fight#the other girl is the local multihit gambler queen who is also the speedy speedster of the party#shes a much more selfish unit with basically only attacking abilities#she can do pretty good damage if youre willing to get her buffs set up but she rly starts to shine once she gets access to equipment that#lets her hit more times and abilities that can raise her own stats or lower enemy stats#chou is more of a commander type character here if that makes sense? theyre mostly about buffing allies and turn juggling#they have like 3 abilities that allow them to give away their turn each buffing different stats#later on they ofc shift their playstyle completely but for most of the initial journey that was their role and playstyle#aaand Im still working out the other two because Im not sure if I want the party to have a proper healer or not#because on the one hand chou and the girl™ are both rather frail to start off with so they'd appreciate a healer but on the other hand they#already have big stick girl and I feel like giving them a healer would make this hypothetical game too easy#so Im thinking maybe a more stable dps unit like odile is? one who has access to all craft types early on and can consistently do damage#and for the kid Im imagining them as having a similar role to bonnie but a bit more reliable but also less impactful#as in you can actually tell them what to do but they take a while to charge their action after you tell them what to do and they have less#that they can do with them mostly managing excess items#oh important context Im imagining a item pouch system here where party members each have to carry their own items into battle and can only#carry a couple at a time so you have to fill your item slots wisely and be careful how you use your items in battle#and theres also a bunch of other miscellaneous mechanics I imagine being around too but its mostly typical rpg stuff#look its my au I can make a fake video game of it in my head if I want to#anyways I time to crash gn gamers#new game+
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I hate shoes sizing
I bought a pair that in EU size was a 37.5 which according to the conversion was the same size I wear in Mexican or US size. (Although tbh I wear from 36 to 38 depending on the brand).
Well, they’re slightly too small. They fit better if I put on my ankle brace but they’re ballerina shoes so it looks kinda weird. And I mean they do fit anyway without it, but they’re uncomfortable if I wear them for too long, so they’ve been used only for short outings until now (if I didn’t like them too much I could’ve given them to my sister but I’m still unsure).
Anyway for my upcoming birthday, I bought a different pair from the same brand but in 38 (only half a size bigger). And they are huge. Granted, these are sneakers but they are too big anyway. It doesn’t look like half a size, it’s literally like one or two bigger. And they’re so wide, they so look weird and idk if I like them yet.
#I guess it’ll be better with socks and maybe I can fit an insole#but this makes me mad. why can’t the same brand have like. a base#im not sending them back or changing size tho. first because I hate doing all the work for returning items so I never do#and also because well the first pair are used already and I got those discounted so if I wanted to change size they’d have charged me more#for the second pair they dont have it in 37 it’s either 36 or 38+#and like what if the 36 is tiny?? I’d rather use my clown shoes with insoles and be done w it#maybe in winter when I wear 3 pairs of socks#😩😩 this is why I hate online shopping for shoes . those should only be in person#robiin.txt
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i was pizza simming last night bc i bought it on the switch so i wanna get all the endings, and like, i'm having a skill issue w. fruity maze .....
#I CAN'T BEAT IT THE SECOND TIME!!!#i was so anxious during the first night section but melted german freddy didn't bug me#he didn't even make it to my vent#but now jimmy neutron is in my walls ... 💀#i don't think he's supposed to be as aggressive as lefty and baby (there's legit RNG where you cannot get their full salvage value)#but he feels aggressive#(me knowing full well they all work on a 1/3 chance to move on second intervals).#but afton can teleport and alas mr. lefty cannot.#i would rather trash scrap baby and then just buy marked down items on the hardest saturday#i cannot deal with her i legit cannot deal with that bitch
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