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gooenthusiast · 6 months ago

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This tour feels like a months long, prime quality Tumblr shitpost…

(someone said that they‘ve also thrown an avocado… do they just throw things they find in their catering??? Do they specifically go out & buy those???)

🍋II.

(Source - the lovely miissinglimbs)

#maybe they‘ve thrown to many picks & drumsticks and have to get creative with what they throw before they run out & can‘t order new ones?#or maybe they are just horsing around #babygirl you are strange #why????#sleep token #ii sleep token

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arolegos · 1 month ago

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mor of my cowboy ninja bullshit haiiiiiiiii . happy lesbian day!!!!

+ extra non cowboy amberpenis stuff!!! woohoo yuri!!!

#ninjago #parcaeive #:3 #amberphoenix #<- tag looked real empty #nya smith #skylor chen #they would fuck so hard as cowgirlfriends im gonna lose it #WAIT I DONT MEAN FUCK AS IN THE FREAKY WAY I MEAN FUCK AS IN LIKE . IT WOULD GO HARD. LIKE IT WOULD SERVE. LIKE IT WOULD COOK.#or maybe i do mean it the freaky way. feel free to interpret #cowboygo #<- erm the tag for now. im very uncreative hi #im giving their horses stupid names #nyas is umm. wavebug #skylors is shitfacegiggler #Ok no hers is named yujin but she calls her horseshit #her horse just loves fucking around (purposefully pushing skylor into nya every chance she gets)#grandma died on lesbian day... fess up girlkissers which one of yall....

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summerwages · 16 days ago

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smile...and the world smiles with you...

#oregon #just maybe #just horsing around #poa

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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what kind of favour do you require in exchange for an equineswap jiang yanli

I will fight god if that's what it takes.

No favour required! These guys were in the original doodle dump!

#mdzs #equineswap au #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #There were a lot more horses that were supposed to go into that first equineswap post...but I got short on time to clean them up #All the siblings have winding cutie marks! Maybe its a yunmeng thing or maybe its just a representation of their bond #the little cutie mark stamp is cute but lets have some variation! lets play around with it!#that sais...the temptation to make JYL's mark soup was very strong. But too silly and too much of a disservice to her character.#Even though her main usage of powers in this au is probably just to make soup #They are a little horse posse...trotting around together was the real magic all along....#Oh god if this follows canon wwx gives up his horn in illegal horn transplant surgery #do you think wen qing carves and dyes it so it looks similar to JC's original horn? She *has* to...right?#Anyways! Thank you beloved mutual Stackedbirds for giving me an excuse to post this!#PS: I would do anything u asked without incentive btw. Just putting that out there

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mudpuddless · 3 months ago

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Stablemaster and Castle Steward OCs ft. baby Halt for my King Halt AU

#id in alt #rangers apprentice #king halt au #my art #Halt is assistant to both of them at some point before starting following pritchard around so they are like the cool adults to him despite #being the strictest duo within all of dun kilty #they are also Pritchards source of gossip but shh #also maybe they are married but like. Pritchard can't figure it out. he's not gonna ask though #Halt needs some more stable adults in his life so I made some up #apparently the heraldic colours of the actual city clonmel are this blue and silver so guess what colours im using here #autistic halt #halt is having the time of his life hanging out with horses and organising storage but his facial expression is just :/ the whole time #winter attire!#ignore the inaccurate medieval outfits please

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local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti · 4 months ago

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Every comment thread on a news story about Hobby Horsing:

Boomer lamenting about how far society has fallen

People who were clearly bullies in high school/peaked in high school laughing at little girls exercising, using their imagination and having fun

Equestrians claiming it's not a real sport and that REAL horses are BETTER (sorry that people didn't grow up rich enough to afford horses and compete in elitist horse sports, Patricia)

GROWN ASS MEN MAKING SEXUAL COMMENTS ABOUT MINORS

Leave children/young adults alone to enjoy their hobby horsing.

And you know what? Even the adults. Leave them alone. It's just horse LARP and it's clearly an inclusive and welcoming community of creative (and usually neurodivergent) people so leave them alone.

#seriously so over it #I would have loved getting to ride my hobby horse around with people who didn't judge me when I was little #I'm sad that I grew up without that tbh #I certainly would have been fitter and actually do sport #hobby horsing #honestly I can tell who used to be their high school bully #or maybe they're the one who got bullied and is just wanting to make everyone else miserable now

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months ago

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Okay, I gotta know,

Does Dragon Wally have the zoomies? And happy year of the Dragon btw!

no, i wouldn't think so... i imagine that he's too Calm of a soul for that... maybe he just fluffs up & gently flops around?

#he lays on his back makin' air biscuits maybe #or perhaps wally's version of zoomies would be sitting stone-still and staring intensely at a single thing/point #or is that just normal wally behavior #does he purr? he should purr...#dragons should always have the capacity for purring...#i imagine that julie gets zoomies though. she flings herself around and wally is just off to the side vibrating intensely #no... not vibrating... well yes. but hes purring so hard it physically shakes him!#a silent but incredibly powerful purr!#dragon wally's silly mode is a very gentle silly mode i imagine #wh dragon au #rambles from the bog #ALSO HAPPY YEAR OF THE DRAGON <3 #its finally here! yippee!!!!#i intend to Celebrate it!#oh if only i was born a year earlier... i would be a dragon... but no im a horse #not Mad about that but man. Dragon.

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sometimesanequine · 2 months ago

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hrmmm thinking about that time i was in youth counseling and we got to paint this scrungley pony with animal safe paints

#bonus horse #i mean its a wonder they let us around the pony to begin with but it was an enjoyable experience #kind of i guess if you count the drive and being stuck in a car with like 5 other kids and teenagers for several hours #was just looking at pinterest horse board i keep for references and saw a little grey pony that brought back memories #this can be counted as a love letter to that pony maybe. its long gone but the memory stays so in some ways it lives on #youth counseling as in mental illness and not the church kind btw

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la-cocotte-de-paris · 1 year ago

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Back when I looked like the modernised version of my url

#idk how long I'll keep this up #but it's a cute photo i think #i really did somehow look like *LA* cocotte de Paris in that pic hahaha #summers in paris are nice ngl #but y'know it helps when there is stability around #or you know if the police just weren't so heavily armed #maybe things wouldn't be so bad BUT I'll shut up now #c'est moi!#portraits of a cruel mistress #portraits of the siren #ALSO YES I AM ON THE BABY HORSE ON THAT CAROUSEL SKSKSKSKS #it was so much fun but also kinda scary bc i was terrified I'd fall off and we were all at the top level of the carousel lmaoo

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queers4years · 8 months ago

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Indigenous Hawaiians really had a good system going: wake up reaaally early and do most of the days work while it's cool and by the time the sun was up and it got hot the work was done and you're free to surf and socialize. I wish the white people realized they themselves could work smarter and not harder and get time to relax. Instead of calling Hawaiians lazy (and being genocidal about it)

#Ik this happened in most if not all tropical regions that got colonized #they were so pissed that these 'lazy' people got all sorts of fruit and natural bounty 'handed to them'#when those indigenous people were just working before the colonizers woke up and felt no need to kill themselves in midday heat #Which is what's natural for an apex predator: lazing around #Like u see lions in big cuddle puddles during the hottest part of the day. And they have the privilege of laziness by being the top predato #Idk if lions have a specific time they hunt but ik they will hunt at night when people can't observe them #Also Europeans failed to recognize indigenous agriculture and the /purposeful / cultivation of helpful plants (done w/out clearing the land #And even if they were only foraging. Like. If you love the earth and care for it (and not clear it) the earth will love you back idk #Gah! It's just like we coulda eradicated capitalism in its cradle if Euroamericans werent so arrogant and sure their way of life was correc #Like what if they were explorers and not conquistadors and colonizers. And there was a true cultural exchange #Would it have been better if the Europeans never crossed the ocean (even if they weren't there to colonize)? yeah probably #Like while the disease thing wasn't on purpose (initially) Europeans did inadvertently kill a lot of people bc they had no immunity #But I also acknowledge the human desire to explore and see what's out there #But I wish it was like #Europeans: here's some horses and metal tools #Indigenous people: thanks. Here's a way of life more in harmony with nature and an understanding that we're part of the ecosystem #Europeans: oh cool let me bring these ideas back to Europe. Maybe we won't deforest all of England #(I say Europeans but eventually when Canada and America became independent entities they also were responsible for these things)#Capitalism #capitalism is hell #anti capitalism #Colonization #colonialism #colonial violence #Imperialism #conquistador #age of exploration #anti colonialism #anti colonization #hawaiʻi

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deva-arts · 15 days ago

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You got isekai'd into SYSTEMA. What now.

Be amazed.

Remember I spawned into the "everything sucks" world.

Break down and cry.

Consider death as an escape.

Summon the global chaos by leaking insider secrets that could make about 200 new conspiracy theories.

Hope that Sera's conspirator ass tries to find me before one of the hits get me first.

Ending 1: I get sniped.

Ending 2: I get jumped.

Ending 3: I get kidnapped.

Ending 4:

Ending 200: It worked! Sera insults me. I cry from both the height she's holding me at and the insult respectively. She tells me to quit sobbing so I weep in incognito mode.

Make it into the Manumission. Wipe my face. Contemplate death again.

Get interrogated.

Get welcomed in! (I am still under close observation)

Quietly fangirl about my characters in 4k then feel incredibly weird about how much I know.

Get interrogated again.

I know that Nathaniel knows that I know but he doesn't know how much I know until I make it known that I know that he knows.

Consider death as- oh. He heard that too.

Literally everyone freaks me out for different reasons. I hang out with Sonia. She calls me fat. I still like you Sonia.

Live in the manumission under witness/informant protection and try not to die.

#devarambles #i can't do shit in this world let's be honest #i'd just be a regular person #who can magically draw everyone with perfect detail (to them)#I'd at least know what's going on with everything. That foresight would save them from like... 60% of what goes down #I'd never be able to get along with Vincent. I do not have the rubber skin nor the emotional security + he would scare me to high heaven #Fucker looks like a spooked horse and he's tall NUH UH i'm not havin it. I'd maybe help him behind the scenes though. Stroke his ego a lil.#I could not be around Nate I'm sorry I'd avoid him. The fear of being known is real.#People can deal with him because nobody knows that he's intimately familiar with the core of their personalities and thats why he won't say #but I just know that this asshole can hear me thinking about how orange juice should be in cereal. I KNOW what he would think. SO NO. NO.#Uh.. What else... Sera? I don't think I have what it takes to bore through that shell of hers. Her personality is incredibly strong.#And only people like Nathaniel Sonia and Eric can get through because they're both perservering and self-assured. I don't fw distant ppl #I wouldn't chase her and she wouldn't seek me. No friendship just acquaintances type beat #Amon is cool but I don't know how I'd feel around him knowing his story. It's like hanging out with Rodtang. But he's hot. ough #Eric is cool but I know that this guy is super smart and he's a bit too silly. I'd end up telling him one too many secrets without realizin #Strohl is a genius and he'd find me really dumb and unprofessional which honestly I get. He's also just not my type of company #Which brings me back to Sonia. We'd get along. I'd be able to brush off her comments and she'd vibe with me. She'd get me good clothes too.#So that's that that's everything yay gwenchana gwenchana #ark_systema

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padfootastic · 1 year ago

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i’m having harry + jilypad parenting thoughts again

#jilypad #harry potter #it’s just. such a gold mine #and ik i’ve beaten the ‘3 attractive young parents’ horse quite a bit #but i just cannot get over the trope #bc i’ve been a teen ykno? and hot older people? fuck.#it’s always the most unattainable people #so i can just imagine the kids around harry having to deal w his super hot parents #and him having to deal w them #it’s just a hilarious dynamic #but even going beyond this. 3 different types of parenting #all of it non-traditional #it’s so so fun #wish fulfilment of the best kind for me #i’ll prolly add to this later. maybe.#bc i have more thoughts #but for now we leave it at this #pen’s notes

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good--merits-accumulated · 8 months ago

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OK, SEVERELY rambly post incoming but - Anderperry Stardust (2007)/ The Little White Horse AU, anyone?

Rundown: I think many of us are familiar with Stardust, originally a Neil Gaiman book but also a great film, starring Claire Danes as a falling star and That Guy Who Plays Daredevil as the lad who promises to bring her to the girl he's infatuated with. The Little White Horse is, to the best of my knowledge, more unknown, but equally very good (for sentimental reasons, I think of it much more highly than Stardust). Published in 1946 by Elizabeth Goudge, it tells the story of thirteen-year-old orphan Maria Merryweather, who moves to her cousin Sir Benjamin's Moonacre Manor in the West Country, where she finds a) a thriving cosy community and a long family history, b) the little white horse of the title, c) a longstanding family feud cutting off Moonacre from the sea, d) her imaginary best friend Robin, real and in the flesh, and e) some of the most deliciously-described food that has ever been or will be. It's a great book even past the rose-tinted glasses of my childhood. Go read it. (The one (1) marring is that you can't find a bloody edition that doesn't have a JK Terfling quote pasted onto the cover, because apparently it was one of her favourite books, but fuck OFF, I'm reclaiming it now. Thou shalt not keep the cosy low fantasy from me.)

Anyway even though I mention Stardust this isn't really part of the AU I have in my mind, except for the bit with the Star, because Todd as a main character who thinks he's a very forgettable bland boy-in-the-corner until he finds out he's a star is a great thought to me. Particulars on /how/ he's a star to be fleshed out later! (I only thought of this AU about two hours ago, lol.)

In my mind this is how it goes - nebulously Olden Times setting (TLWH is set in 1842, so perhaps then). Todd is around seventeen/eighteen and Geoff has just graduated from university, and gone off around Europe, accompanied by their parents. Months go by. Something happens - he's never given the liberty of knowing, but Geoff and their parents stay in Europe, and the townhouse in London is sold, and Todd is packed off to stay at a distant relative's - Keating, as it turns out. It's a blessing in disguise, because Todd is finally away from his family for the first time in his life and around people that appreciate him. He begins to bloom under this new care - but there are strange family secrets only now being revealed to him, and dark forces beyond the valley which threaten to disrupt the haven he's found...

The rest is very cosy fantasy, featuring Mr Perry as the local uptight vicar locking horns with Keating at every opportunity, Neil as his withdrawn but friendly son just longing for a rebellion, and more! (Read: Charlie is here and he is Outrageous as usual. Read also: Pitts as a sailor because I think he'd like it.) Right now I'm thinking of adding an equivalent of Monsieur Cocq de Noir for a villain (Mr Perry is NOT the villain), and Cameron can play a part there so I can give him a good redeeming! Here are a couple of extracts from TLWH to show the kind of mood/tone we're working with:

Thematically, I REALLY like the idea of Todd as a star because it allows me to work in a very fun trope, of "not of the rose but near the rose" - when a character perhaps is shy and a little quiet and reclusive, but inspires other people around them to brilliance and greatness. (Honestly I do think this kind of goes in with the film, where it's not just Keating's teaching but Todd's reaction to it and his presence that galvanise Neil to continue.) This ties in really well if Todd's a star and adds to the overall self-confidence journey - plus I was really thinking about the sun/moon motifs! They're very prominent in TLWH (Maria is a "moon" Merryweather and Robin is a very sunny boy), and I really want to implement them here with slight twists. I think of Todd as a sunny moon; yes he's warm and caring and cheerful but once you go a little closer it's more of a luminosity rather than a blaze, there's a coolness and quietness to him I like. You know, a quiet character doesn't always have to be quiet because there's something "wrong" with them, sometimes they're just like that. For Neil it's the opposite, he's a moony sun; under the thumb of his father he's polite and decorous and demure but somewhere under all of that there's a very loud and booming laugh and a healthy sort of ruddiness. I don't know, I just like sun/moon motifs!!!!!!!!!!

(On a more personal note: this AU, which I already love very much despite not having known very long, would be above all a careful love letter to the West Country. It's been lovely living around here almost all my life and by this time in September I'll be hopefully up very far north at uni, so I'm pre-emptively kind of :') about it. Mutuals who are at uni/college how on earth did you cope?)