#french wizards out here with their snail familiars

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temeraire wizard au.......

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#WILLIAM LAURENCE IN A BIG WIXARD HAT#“HELP! I OPENED A SUMMONER'S BOOK AND NOW IVE STOLEN THE FRENCH EMPEROR'S FAMILIAR” THE MANGA#EVERYONE DO YOU SEE MY VISION#idk maybe this is still temeraire frog au that would be funny#temeraire rocking up and sonic blasting some guy's houseboat and all the other wizards are standing around horrified like#so so sorry about the property damage sir we didnt know our magic frogs could do that#china arc is temeraire acvidentally sonic blasting yongxing and lien the vengeful frog.... out to cause property damage to great britain#for her vicious revenge... scary....#i guess the wizards are just out here attempting to do stuff but they need familiars to DO magic -> the familiars always have some wacky#powers (unintended) -> half of a wizards education is learning hoe to do home repairs and plumbing. to repair the property damages of their#familiar#granby is in the trenches lol#thats why wider society dont care for wizards. on account of the repair costs#“my taxes are going to those damn frogs !”#coincidenrally frogs is no lomger slang for french. maybe they can be newts instead or soemthing#french wizards out here with their snail familiars#in china its dragons and they all solidly believe in buddhism. “oh.. a frog.. in your next life i pray you rebirth into a talking horse”#temeraires mum sees her son and shes like OHH WHAT HAS THIS WHITE MAN DONE TO MY DRAGON SON and meanwhile temeraire is like damn whats wrong#w being a frog#this implies the form of a familiar is purely based on geographical location. okay fair enough#frogland england..

temeraire wizard au.......