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People keep asking me again and again and again why I moved away from ✨America ✨ Like it’s some amazing place. Glad I am easily reminded every day. Capitalistic hell scape where guns have more rights than people.
Businesses firing employees for trying to organize a union is one of many pieces of evidence that capitalism is not about freedom, but about being as close to slavery as possible.
If capitalism were really about freedom, making sure employees have the means to negotiate wages would be encouraged, not suppressed.
This is also proof that "most people who work those jobs are teenagers" is a bullshit excuse for poverty wages. Teenagers deserve a living wage too.
#can’t believe I get to be a part of a union here#can’t believe I get to talk about my wage openly#without having someone mad at me about it#or lying and telling me it’s illegal#can’t believe people think America is a dream
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#royalty is not celebrity#fake car chase#new york doesn't see high speed anything#merch your royalty#just call me harry#using your office for personal gain#can't buy credibility#lies and the lying liars who tell them#unsussexful#grifters gonna grift#meghansMole#x formerly twitter#illegal alien#tax dodger#irs audit Archewell#irs#internal revenue service#irs audit
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just want everyone who insists on posting about voting 20x a day that instead of arguing with people on here you could have a conversation with 3 people you know personally and ask them if they are planning to vote, and if they arent, if there's anything you can do to make it easier.
voter turnout for ANY election is usually abysmal and despite what this website would have you believe, most of those people are not leftists making a choice to refuse to vote. it's people who work that day or can't drive to the polling station or don't keep up with politics and therefore don't feel like they know enough to vote. it's people who need someone to watch their kids or their pets. it's people who don't have the right ID and don't know how to go about fixing that before election day. people who straight up forgot when election day even was. and if someone tells you they're refusing to vote for political reasons for the love of god stop wasting your time trying to sway them when you could spend that time helping people who WOULD vote if they felt they could. and even among those who don't want to vote, people who are apathetic vastly outnumber those taking a principled stance of some kind (obviously not great, but it's way easier to have a productive conversation with someone you know personally who just isn't that engaged in electoral politics, than it is to attempt to argue with someone who is a stranger and who has completely made up their mind and attached moral and political value to that choice).
if you want more people to vote, go and actually speak to your community directly and offer to fucking help. ask if they plan to vote. if they say no, ask why. actually listen to the answer. and then try to help in whatever way you can. and then rest easy knowing you have already done more than literally any post about voting on this webbed site
#another tip is you cant tell someone their reason for not voting is stupid even if you think it is#<- me when i insist on shooting myself in the foot#alsooo dont tell ppl who to vote for even if they ask directly#just tell them how youre voting if youre comfortable#but like 1) telling ppl how to vote is not going to be effective sorry ppl dont like being told what to do#and 2) depending on who you are and how you do it. telling ppl how to vote can be illegal#also DONT reply to this post acting appalled that ppl are apathetic or not paying attention in this political climate#be serious for ten seconds. i know you know people like this irl. or ur fucking lying
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#this is JUST like supernatural#this will get better!#why do people lie to me?#lying to me is illegal#i dont want to be a girl anymore#but i hate being trans so much#like i literally want to die thinking about it#and i still like the option of going back and forth#but i feel so stupid snd restless#i want to just. have a gender. i have a completely not#i wish i could trust the people around me. i literally feel like i can trust anyone#and my brain says i need to try and i know i need to try but i dont want to. i want this to all disappear i want to be free. i want#people to stop denying that this is fucking hard. i know i have a goid life i have food and a place to sleep and a pretty house and clothes#and im so thankful ive always been fucking thankful#ive been thankful my entire fucking life i was never allowed to be anything but thankful#and so maybe you shoukd ket me fucking acknowledge it and maybe since this is YOUR fucking faukt you shoukd fucking fix it.#do fucking SOMETHING other than tey and make me feel fucking worse#other than telling me im not worth anything but i guess its fucking working#i could beg on my hands and knees#i could beg for hours and hours and you would never change#you would always choose to keep me here and#you would keep him in your life because he has money#and you keep him in your life because you cant stand to believe her#and you cant stand the fact that you may have hurt me when youve actually known#and your actions that make the least sense#and i made it funny. i just wanted it to be funny#so i made the joke on m#e#i just want to be comfortable and i am there are so many people who have ot worse#i dont understand why im crying
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God fucking damn it o(-(
Decided to finally check out the few NoPixel clips I had saved on my PC (since most twitch streamers had to cleanse their accounts from old clips and VODs as they most likely had copyrighted songs in them and they didn't want to get copystriked into hell and back) and it made me miss watching it so much orz
#God damn snitchleafs clip got to me good#which is of Ryan and Reid being in jail together and lying to the cops about what illegal shit the other did#Also. the clip of Ryan telling Mia “Idk if I can do basic white bitch [accent]” and Kiwo (the streamer behind Mia) just losing it#I both do and don't want to watch the NP streams going on atm as I've missed so much#and the *throws up* fandom wiki doesn't tell much#my thoughts
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Is the character a weird little freak? Kind of. Will I still give them an oc friend or partner? Yes.
#oc emily whos like dont tell me about the illegal things you do so if they pull me aside for questioning i can pass the polygraph#but i still love you and have your back maybe ill commit a little crime too#and as of yet unnamed oc whos like stop lying stop maipulating just be nicer!#and then adelaide whos just a whole ass can of worms like shes also the worst person to exist#this is about the telemarketer and buzzsaw#we dont need to talk about adelaides cringe background
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Found this while going through my fanfic files, and i absolutely had to share.
Danny: i want in
Red robin: …what?
Danny: your bat family. I want in.
Red robin, blinking in surprise: i dont know what you think you know about my associates, but we're not-
Danny: dont be obtuse. I know youre the smart one. And i also know that your all one big relatively happy family. I want in.
Red robin: …why?
Danny: because you guys are the first people ive found that are wealthy, intelligent and powerful enough to take on my fruitloop godfather and win AND are decent enough human beings that i can be assured that when all is said and done, my well-being will remain a top priority.
Orphan, appearing out of nowhere: new brother!
Danny: *stares in shock*
Danny: *sudden uncanny grin* well that's one convinced. How do i win over the rest?
Orphan: no need. New brother!
Red robin: *pointed glance of betrayal* fine. Who is your godfather?
Danny: vlad masters. He's a fruitloop.
Red robin: for real? B's been investigating him for years! Tell me everything! *genuinely excited for a new lead*
Danny: well, he's tried to murder my dad and marry my mom, gained his wealth illegally, committed voting fraud to become the mayor of my hometown, has a secret underground lab where he does unethical experiments, and he's abducted me more than a dozen times even before my parents disowned me to make me his evil apprentice or whatever. Now that im homeless, he's literally out to get me. Oh! And he's cloned me too! She's cool though, we're buddies now.
Batman, who just arrived but heard everything over comms: hn. (Translation: who are you?)
Danny: my name is Danny. No last name anymore, but im hoping itll soon be Wayne! *winking suggestively*
Batman: hn? (how much do you know?)
Danny: enough to know that youre a much better alternative to vlad.
Batman: …hn (i dont know anything about you. What if youre a spy for vlad?)
Danny, giving his salesman pitch: i was a teen vigilante in amity park before i had to run away from home for my own safety. Vlad is one of my rogues. I know how to fight and defend myself, how to minimize collateral damage in a fight, and ive gotten really good and escaping kidnapping attempts. Ive also managed to reform and/or make allies out of approximately half of my rogues and can talk down about 30% of all rogue confrontations before they turn into a messy fight. The other things i can bring to the table are: one, i can teach all of you guys proper liminality self care; two, i can probably minimize and possibly cure red hood's anger issues; three, i can get along with stabby robin because i consider fighting a friendly social interaction - he can even stab me and i wont be injured by it; four, i can be your go-to guy for supernatural cases so you no longer have to deal with that sad trenchcoat man; five-
Red robin: *blurting* youre hired.
Batman: hn (i am deeply concerned)
Danny: if youre concerned now, wait until i tell you about the anti ecto control act
Nightwing, who showed up in the middle of the sales pitch: ive never seen anyone crack B's grunt language so quickly
Danny: grunt language? He's just using ghost speak - which will be covered by the liminality self care lessons
Robin, who arrived with batman: what is a liminal?
Danny: all of you, of course! Otherwise you wouldnt need to learn about it, obviously
Robin: and why would we trust you?
Danny: did i mention i have a pet ghost dog?
Robin: …you drive a hard bargain
Danny, fist pumping: yes! That's three!
Nightwing: four, you got me when you could understand B's grunting
Red Hood, arrived with nightwing: five, assuming you arent lying about the pit rage
Danny, hand to his chest: i would never!
Orphan: honesty. Earnest. New brother.
Oracle, over comms: six. The anti ecto acts are legit and im terrified for his safety, assuming he's phantom, who is the vigilante of amity park
Spoiler, arrived with orphan: seven, as long as youre down for a few pranks
Batman: hn (ive been outvoted)
Batman: hnn (i dont wanna hear any jokes about adoption habits when you all forced my hand)
Batman: hn (that said)
Batman: welcome to the family
Duke, the next day: man, i miss out on everything exciting.
Duke, blinded by danny: and who the fuck told bruce he could adopt the fucking sun?!
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I haven't eaten a pizza lunchable since I was 16 and I threw up an entire undigested one (3 distinct pizza crusts) while I was on acid
#my posts#that acid trip sucked#for one thing the only person i was tripping with was my 23 year old coworker who i didnt know very well#my actual friend was supposed to trip sit me but all he did was blare super overstimulating lights and music that i didnt like#and then when his gf (also my bestie) showed up she was in a bad mood so he spent the rest of the trip talking to her and ignoring us#and then because she was in a bad mood she and him decided that they should fuck with me and tell me how mad they were at me#because months before that they came into my house uninvited to look for acid that they didnt tell me they were sending to my house#and because they came over uninvited the only person home was my MOM who doesnt like acid and was not okay with having it in her house#so then my mom found out that they were shipping drugs to my house and wanted to call the cops on them#so 5 hours later i got home from work to discover all this and so then i had to tell them they cant send drugs to my house or my mom will#call the police on them. and unbeknownst to me they were both already on acid so then they started freaking out about getting arrestes#arrested**. and somehow it was all MY fault that they had a bad trip. because i told them that they werent allowed to ship drugs to my house#and that my mom was pissed at them for lying to her and to me. so then they decided to take revenge the next time i was tripping and they#werent??? u know. ive never thought about that too hard before now. but that was kind of shitty friend behavior all around#like first they do something super illegal but be sure to use My address so they dont get in trouble for it if the drugs got caught#and then they got mad at Me for setting a boundary and then decided to Punish me for setting that boundary at a time when they were too high#to be handle it. all at a time when they knew i wasnt staying at my parents house because my stepdad had threatened me#(while my bestie was there to Witness) so i was highly dependent on them for a sense of security#and they knew that and they thought it would be funny to fuck with me anyway???#okay but then after that i stole her boyfriend so i guess all is fair in love and war
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I talked myself into a hole at work today because I explained an opinion poorly and then clarified poorly so I've decided my only chance at participating in society is to be stupid
#whenever someone directly asks me my opinion about something i just cannot lie and it puts me in so many bad positions#bc i am a queer leftist in a catholic conservative town so just abt every opinion i have they do NOT want to hear#so im thinking about taking up a new hobby: lying.#if someone asks me my opinion abt something i will say that i dont know enough to have an opinion regardless of how much i know abt it#it doesnt matter if they ask me questions about something i know up down or sideways#it doesnt matter if theyll think im stupid for saying i dont know a lot abt it#im so fucking tired of walking on eggshells at work and trying to be myself at the same time so ive decided i will just do neither#i am stupid. i dont know politics i dont know much abt queer culture i dont know much about feminism or abortion rights etc etc#i dont know enough about that to have an opinion#will they be able to tell im lying? yes. do i care? no. will they be able to prove it? absolutely not.#if someone says ''i dont know enough to confidently have an opinion'' what kind of jackass is going to be like#accusing you of lying or being actually confrontational about it. this is a win win#i can shut people up by not knowing what they're talking about AND i can avoid butting heads#bc if i was 100% honest abt my political opinions at my workplace i would have been (illegally) fired ages ago#im like. 5% honest and even that is getting me into trouble#ive gotta get out of this fucking town#but for now: i am unopinionated and slow. yes i am efficient at my job but its not like anyone can't tell im bad at socializing anyways#mouth: zipped#vent#to be safe idk
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husband!minho
✰ notes: third entry of my husband!skz series and as for who won the poll, it’s minho’s turn!! minor warning: sex is mentioned but nothing happened!! i hope you guys enjoy!! not proofread. DO NOT FORGET TO REBLOG, COMMENT AND LEAVE TAGS! thank you <33
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Husband Minho who asked, “Will you be the mother of my three kids?” instead of “Will you marry me?” on one random afternoon when you were both playing with his cats at his parents’ house. It served as his proposal and gave you a jingle ball because he didn’t have a ring with him at that time.
Husband Minho who used to be a tsundere and nonchalant person but later changed into a fully affectionate bunny the moment he fell for you.
Husband Minho who got emotional during the wedding day but tried to hold his tears back since it was expected that his friends would tease him later. He gave up eventually and cried when you slow danced with him at the reception.
Husband Minho who teased you a lot but in a loving way. He tends to be a menace sometimes but it wasn’t bad. Your big baby just loves to play with you.
Husband Minho who pretends to be annoyed when you ask for a kiss but deep inside he wants to smother you with all the love you deserve. Eventually, he couldn’t keep it to himself so he cuddles you with lots and lots of kisses.
Husband Minho who spoils you with his five Michelin-star cooking skills and serves you high-quality food. He is the happiest when you compliment him and finish everything on your plate.
Husband Minho who loves to drag you along when he goes camping and offers to take care of everything while you rest. He’d only ask for minor tasks from you to help him.
Husband Minho who sends you weird selfies and cat pictures when you’re not together and says he misses you with the kids (his cats).
Husband Minho who listens to your worries and gives constructive criticisms but at the same time he comforts you with the things you need to feel better.
Husband Minho who loves to encourage you to do the things you want as long as it would benefit him and it’s not illegal. “The heart knows what it wants,” He said. “But let’s not go to jail shall we?”
Husband Minho who lets you burst out in anger while he stood there listening to everything. He’s not the type to baby you every time and will be civil when it comes to arguments knowing who is in the right and wrong.
Husband Minho who will never allow you to sleep unless everything is resolved. He’d be sorry if it was his fault and be the cutest baby bunny that you can’t resist to forgive. This comes along with cuddles and kisses or makeup sex (if you’re both into it).
Husband Minho whose love languages are acts of service, quality time, and words of affirmation.
Husband Minho whom you swoon to over and over because of how handsome and cute he is. Never a day you’d miss complimenting him by which he’ll be all red and mushy from being shy.
Husband Minho who got the interest of touching your butt out of his love and affection.
Husband Minho who lays on top of you when he sees you lying down on your shared bed the moment he gets home because he’s tired and your presence makes him feel relaxed and secure. He tends to bury his face in the crook of your neck.
Husband Minho who is loud and dramatic in the most precious way.
Husband Minho who never forgets important dates and will throw everything away just to spend time with you.
Husband Minho who acts like a mother especially when you get sick and is stubborn.
Husband Minho who is good with kids, and had asked you a few times if you want to have one with him but at the same time he doesn’t want to put pressure on your shoulders. He reassures that he can wait and doesn’t even mind if he spends his lifetime with you alone.
Husband Minho who feels appreciated and loved when you tell him about the things he means to you and how much you are head over heels for him.
Husband Minho who gets excited when you give him cat necessities. You wonder that he loves his cats more than you sometimes but he’d say you were equally receiving his love and affection.
Husband Minho who doesn’t always say he loves you but rather says that you are his getaway from everything. It’s you and him against the world, nothing could replace you as you are his happy place and favorite person. The one who comes second after his cats and knows his priorities but you get the privilege.
Husband Minho who loves you to the moon and back.
Husband Minho who treasures you the most and the one he’d put first before everything.
Husband Minho whom you’ll love for a lifetime, promised to never hurt, never leave, and never break his heart.
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Synopsis: The first time Toji Says 'ily'(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Pairing: Toji x GN!Reader Content; smut nd Fluff, penetrative sex, soft!toji propaganda
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Toji was never a man who expressed his true feelings with words. Often trying to keep a stoic, unamused face whenever you’d talk to him.
But when you stumble over your words- following them with a shy giggle. It always made the corner of Toji’s lip curl up in a small smile.
Preferring to show his feelings in his actions rather than words.
At night when he would place his head on your chest- holding you close subconsciously.
Even with a firm spank on your ass with a small grunt- his way of telling you how good you looked.
Leading to you being the one who first said, ‘I love you.’ You had a suspicion he wouldn’t say the words back. Even if they were just words.
But he saw that you loved him long before you said them. How you’d hold his calloused hands in yours, gently kissing the rough tips of his fingers to show him that it was fine that they were rough.
How insistent you were when kissing him—always making sure to kiss the little scar on his lip first. This was a small act Toji never knew he needed until you did it—“Reminds me that you’re strong,” you explained.
He tried not to let it affect him, being so used to being treated rough and well set enough to not to be held with caution. But you always touched him like he was delicate—even if he wasn’t.
Your hands hardly took on an aggressive grasp with him- always gently caressing his skin with your fingertips.
That was part of why he fought with the infiltrating thoughts in his mind- how kind you could be to him.
And Toji was never the kind to lie, especially about such a serious topic. So, instead of lying, he didn’t say them.
Instead of saying those three words back to you, he would only offer a hum in return. Knowing if he said anything like ‘okay’ or ‘thanks,’ it would sound smug and heartless.
Toji was aware he liked you—perhaps a smidge more than like—but he had just come to terms with saying he liked you.
There were times when he would look at you and feel a slight tinge in his chest- almost like a shock of pain, but it was gone in an instant.
He was aware of the feeling and what it meant, but he refused to even think about it, chalking it up to heartburn or a heart palpitation.
The revelation only snapped in his mind one late evening.
Tired, hazy eyes looking at your face- one knee hooked on his forearm with your back flush against the bed.
Kept a slow slopping pace with his hips- watching your expression churn with every deep roll of his hips he did. His mind was blank and focused on finishing so he could go to sleep.
Heavily breathing and looking at your body- feeling his cheeks tingle knowing you were all his. That no one would ever be graced with seeing you this way.
Throwing his head back, straightening his back, and closing his eyes. Warmth shivering down his spine as his lips moved without permission.
‘I love you.’ he whispered. That’s all it took to start spilling himself inside of you with a breathy grunt.
When the words registered in his mind, he snapped his head down to look at you- to see if you had heard him.
Only you were caught up in your own orgasm to hear his illegible confession.
That night, Toji stayed up, thinking about whether he really meant the words he said or if they were just words.
Looking at you for a few seconds every time he heard you take a deep breath in your sleep. Pinched eyebrows in worry as he thought of the words he said.
Pondering if he really loved you-
The relationship started as just a one-night stand, not expecting to see you ever again. But out of the many- you were the only one who stuck around after.
The one who managed to make him break his unamused farce- and actually managed to make him crack a small chuckle.
No label was placed on what you had- Toji just knew you had come to love him. Scars, baggage, rough spots, and all. And Toji knew the possibility of loving you was very real. And scared for it to be.
After that, he looked at you with a bordering on mortified expression- anytime you’d ask him something, fearing you were just cruel enough to pretend you didn’t hear him and tease him for it later.
But you didn’t—you pretended not to notice that Toji looked at you differently now. He no longer saw a person he kind of liked. Toji looked at you with terrified eyes now, knowing he didn’t just kind of like you. He loved you.
What Toji didn’t know was that you did hear his small proclamation. But knowing how standoffish he was when it came to feelings, you chose not to acknowledge it until he had the guts to repeat it.
You could see how much it had plagued him thinking about it.
Mornings where you’d leave for work and kiss him goodbye, “Love you-” you’d grin before leaving. Watching his lips part to say it back with tense shoulders. But he never said it- too afraid it would come out shy and embarrassed.
One thing Toji did not want- is for you to look at him as shy or embarrassed.
But on one night- making dinner and thralling your hands onto his shoulders. Looking up at him- sick and tired of him holding back his feelings.
Toji’s hands instinctively landed on your hips- looking at you with a raised brow.
“You like me?” You murmured, caressing his nape with your thumb ever so slightly.
He pouted his lip, trying to fight off the warmth rising to his cheeks. “I already told you I did,” he scoffed, watching your smile show your intentions.
“How much though?” you pressed, eyes low and with a goal in mind.
Toji rolled his eyes, giving you a light squeeze on your ass mindlessly- thinking it over.
“Do you like me the way you like…” thinking of a non-filthy thing to say- “Gambling?”
Toji scoffed- “Meh, you’re alright.” you parted your lips at his refusal to answer. Even more so because he said you were just ‘alright.’
You decided to abandon the topic for now, knowing that if you pressed even harder, he would keep making little sarcastic comments like that.
Later that night, you were watching a show, sitting on the couch with Toji’s head on your lap. Playing with his hair with one hand and the other on his chest as you focused on the TV show.
You were unaware of his eyes looking up at you- ignoring the action noises from the TV as you scoffed.
Sucking your teeth before, “So fuckin’ stupid!” looking down at Toji, bewilderment in your expression. “They’re running this show into the ground.” you looked down at his face. Noticing his brow was unfurrowed, and his lips parted.
Squinting your eyes with a feigned severity, “...What?” you mumbled, looking at his soft expression. Halting your hand movements.
Inhaling softly with gentle eyes, “I love you.” he murmured. A tone so soft you don’t think you had ever heard it from him. Widening his eyes when he realized what he had said.
It felt as though the world went silent after you heard those words- looking into his eyes and feeling his heart beat quicker against your hand.
“I love you too.” you whispered, cheeks warm and eyebrows pinched.
Though you wanted to jump up and down in happiness- ecstatic Toji was finally coming to terms with his feelings.
All you did was press a kiss down to his lips- some assurance that you wouldn’t tease him for it.
Leaning back up and continuing the soft movement with your hand, you looked back up at the TV, not even bothering to try to focus on what was happening. Too giddy from Toji’s confession.
Those words started being spoken more and more often now-
The goodbyes you’d bid Toji in the mornings before work, “Love you.” you’d mutter, pressing a kiss to his cheek and hearing a quiet-
“Love you.” he whispered back into the air in a gruff tone.
Mornings sitting across from him, drinking coffee and basking in each other’s presence.
Looking up from your phone and admiring his expression- “I love you.” you muttered. Watching Toji’s eyebrows furrow and look at you bewildered.
He looked back down at his coffee cup. “Love you,” he muttered with a pouty lip.
And at night- His arms holding your knees wide. Deep thrusts paired with an occasional grunt in your ear.
Your hands gripping his shoulders and biceps- moaning his name as his heavy breathing warmed your ear.
“I love you.” he groaned against your cartilage- his thrusts were firmer and full of passion. Whimpering in response as he rode into an orgasm.
And every deep roll of his hips- whispering the words repeatedly. One after the other in tandem with every loving thrust.
“I love you.”
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(a.n) got cavities from writing this
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Kinktober Day 12 ~ Sexting
Logan Howlett x AFAB! Reader
Summary: Logan decides to text you before going to sleep.
A/N: A shorter one, but I still got the job done. Enjoy!
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Logan was tired.
The mission with Wade ended up lasting all day. He dealt with smugglers handling an illegal drug. Instead of taking another 12+ hour drive back home, his partner suggested staying at a motel. Of course, there was only one bed, but Logan decided to crash into a mildly comfortable sofa chair.
Despite the mess, his night immediately got better when he received a message from you telling him to stay safe.
‘What are you doing, sweetheart?’
‘Missing you…’
He grins a little, ‘Yeah, I miss you too. Wish I was in bed with you and not with this dumbass.’
You send him a crying emoji.
‘Be nice.’ Logan rolls his eyes. ‘I wish you were here too. Lying in bed with me.’
‘Holding you, kissing that pretty face.’
‘Such a charmer.’
Logan then glances at Wade, who’s sound asleep while snuggling with his miniature stuffed unicorn.
‘What ya wearing right now?’
‘Your shirt. It smells like you. All manly.’
‘Just my shirt? I know you have underwear on.’
Logan can imagine you rolling your eyes now.
‘Yes, I'm wearing underwear.’
‘What color?’
‘Black.’
‘Mm yeah, I'd take that off. So you’re only in my shirt.’
‘Logan…’
‘What?’
He shifts in his seat, pulling out the recliner part of the chair while watching the three dots dance at the bottom of the screen.
‘Where are you right now?’
‘In a big ass chair. Not the most comfortable but it’ll do. Why? It’s just me and you.’
‘In that case…’
Logan smirks at the picture you sent of you carrying your panties on the tip of your finger, still wearing his shirt.
‘What would you do to me now?’
‘Press that lovely body of yours against me and finger that pretty pussy.’
‘Oh yeah?’
‘Yeah. Pump my fingers inside and take in how fucking delicious you smell.’
Logan feels his cock starting to strain against his boxers. He ignores it for now, wanting to keep talking to you.
‘What do I smell like?’
He bit his lip while recalling the memory, ‘Sweet. It’s fucking delicious.’
‘Damn…’ He releases a low growl, swiveling his hips to provide some release. ‘I wish you could feel how wet I am for you…’
Logan wishes he could, too, as he thinks about pumping his fingers into you. He knows you are drenched and doesn’t hesitate to taste you when sucking on his fingers.
‘I could take the car. Break the speed limit so I can fuck you into our bed.’
‘Don’t leave Wade stranded like that.’
Even when the merc with a mouth is asleep, the motherfucker keeps cock blocking him.
‘I know, I know. I just miss you, sweetheart.’
‘I miss you too… Take this to hold you over.’
After a couple of minutes, he gets a picture of you completely naked, lying under his shirt and gazing at him with a sexy look. Breasts laid along you beautifully, that soft stomach he loves, and a bush of hair that connects him to his prize. Logan bites his lip at his erection, deciding to torture himself and wait a little while longer. But he desperately wants to go through that phone.
‘Fuck me…Gonna make sure you can't walk now.’
‘I'm counting on it.’
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MC's magic going wrong 😱😰
or right depending on ur outlook on life ig
warnings: swearing, mentions of death (extremely brief and only notioned towards), physical affection
You hadn´t thought much of it at first when you got back to the human realm. Everything went back to normal. Or as normal as it could be.
Your mother and father sobbed when they saw you, stating how they though´t you were lying in a ditch somewhere in the stretching countryside. You´d lied, told them you were away on a residency based apprenticeship, that you were sorry for worrying them. Your siblings showed signs of worry you never thought they were able to feel for you. Thus you were being babied for a month or so.
That´s when it started.
At first, it was more corvids at the bird feeder in your garden than usual. Then it was stray cats. Then inexplicable black and white feathers dusting your clothing and hair.
Your mother smiled picking out the ivory feather from the confines of your unbrushed hair, "Oh! Your guardian angel´s been watching over you!" she says playfully, an old wives´ tale, nothing too serious.
You tense for a moment, before laughing with her. "Well I´ll take it as a good sign." Stupid old wives being the smartest people.
At first it was easy to brush off.
Then your father started getting lucky, he hadn't been one to gamble persay, putting a few coins in on a bet for the horse racing or the football was a regular occurrence, sometimes he won,sometimes he didn't. The difference of a few silvers, a share bag of sweets basically, made no real strain on your belts. But now, he was winning left right and center. Winning amounts that shouldnt be possible based on the amount he input.
Though, after you woke up to cats and corvids staring at you unblinkingly, in your room, with a few flies and insects on the walls, and your bedsheets covered in feathers and scales of all colours and sizes, enough was enough.
You were going to give those nerds a piece of your mind.
After shooing the animals out, (making sure to pet the cats), you picked up a lipstick, and channeled your pact magic before drawing a circle with various symbols on the floor,
You stilled, "Ah, shit. I dunno how to do this, i mean half of those symbols are angry faces and squiggles...." but ever the theatre nerd, you improved.
"I, MC, call upon the power of my pacts with the Avatars of Hell! and, using their power; a portal to the Devildom shall open for me!"
And a portal did open for you. Unfortunately, not to the best place. As you travelled through the time pocket you ended up stumbling once you made it to the other side, the stumble turnt into a tumble turnt into a fall. Unluckily for you, the thing you fell on was toned flesh and chuckling heartily, you were in Diavolo's lap.
"It's great of you to drop by MC!" He says, his massive hands pulling you further into his frame.
You cover your face with your hands, now noticing the various other nobles in the council room who are staring at their Prince, attempting to mask the fact their jaws are going to hit the floor.
Atleast the Brothers weren't there, but Barbatos' half polite smile half smirk and Diavolo whispering various playful musings of, "Did you miss me that much little human, we missed you too.", and "Summoning a portal illegally into the Demon Lord's castle and onto the Demon Princes lap...tututut." almost made the brothers seem like a mercy....
...almost.
You couldn't tell if this was a win or a lose.
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When I say that this journey is real, and our struggles are not in vain, I am shouting it from the rooftops. A month ago, I woke up with my dream life. Obsessed with the "void state", I woke up one day being the same person but with an entirely new life. All because I chose it.
Your efforts aren't going unnoticed. The universe is always on your side. You are the universe. It's been a month, and I still feel overwhelmed with joy and wonder every single day.
I was once poor and battling depression, a reality many can relate to. But we found the law because we knew we deserved more. You can be ordinary, flawed, even unkind, but you can choose to transform and have it all. And I did just that. My parents, who were illegal immigrants working underpaid jobs, are now wealthy and respected figures. My last name alone garners recognition, and I am a socialite earning money just by being me.
I used to live in an attic infested with cockroaches. Now, I reside in a four-story mansion, complete with exotic cars, house help, cooks, drivers - all treated and compensated fairly. We also own three other houses across the United States.
I was once insecure, severely underweight, and bullied. Today, not only am I stunningly beautiful, but I am also praised for my fashion sense. I was once a dull person, but now I am radiant with positivity.
I attended an underfunded school where I was bullied, and teachers lacked resources to intervene. Now, I study at a prestigious private school that assures my entry into an Ivy League university. Finally, I am respected and appreciated.
I was lonely and uninteresting. Now, I am vibrant with a close-knit group of friends and a man who seems straight out of a Wattpad story. He's perfect, and he's mine.
This transformation happened overnight. And I've been on this journey since 2020. But how??? I surrendered to my imagination!
The void was overwhelming, but now I can easily navigate it. I was tired of giving my power away. So, I gave in to myself, to my dreams. I knew I deserved it. Even if I didn't believe it at times, I made the choice. If you desire something, it's already yours. It's done.
I didn't have a list or anything of my desires, just a vision of happiness. I didn't know what it looked like, but I knew how it felt. Now, I embody that feeling every day. My life is a series of plot twists. It's not perfect, but my worst days now are what I once prayed for. That old life? POOF It's gone. All I have is now, and I'm living it to the fullest.
My advice?
Stop seeking proof. If you're looking for proof, you'll never manifest your dreams because the only thing that needs to change is self. Doubt is a reflection of your disbelief in yourself. When I surrendered to my imagination, it didn't matter who was lying or telling the truth, because I had my truth. The burden of proof lies within you. It's called the law of assumption. You might harbor some doubt, but you must have faith like the devout. They believe without proof. You can too! We all can! Believe in yourself, and the universe will conspire in your favor!!!!
I agree! Your words resonated with me a lot. Faith, particularly self-faith, is such an important tool in shaping our realities. The ability to trust ourselves, our desires, and our potential is essential in manifesting our dream life, and it’s only so beautiful to slowly see yourself give yourself all your trust when you’ve never even liked yourself.
You're spot on about the issue of seeking confirmation from others. It's an unnecessary hurdle that we give ourselves but it’s human nature. Our truths and dreams should not be validated by anyone else but us. As you said, why should it matter if someone lied or told the truth? We are the creators of our own lives and thus, the only validation we need comes from within.
And I wholeheartedly agree with your point about deservingness. We don't have to earn our desires or prove ourselves worthy of them. If we want something, that desire alone makes us deserving of it.
More importantly I am very proud and happy for you !!!! You’re a testament of what our own imagination can do for us and I hope you only keep getting happier and happier <3!!!!
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Hello there
Do you think Harry can be charismatic and charming? I see him having a bit of a silver tong and having the ability to bend people's will
See Slughorn and the gray lady, the boy can be quite manipulative
Hello, and YES! Yes, I definitely think he can be manipulative and a convincing liar. He's witty and as I mentioned here, many other characters see him as charismatic and leader material, even if he doesn't think of himself as such.
The example with Slughorn is great, we see our boy getting him drunk and reminiscing about Lily to get information out of him:
The Felix Felicis gave Harry a little nudge at this point, and he noticed that the supply of drink that Slughorn had brought was running out fast. Harry had not yet managed to bring off the Refilling Charm without saying the incantation aloud, but the idea that he might not be able to do it tonight was laughable: Indeed, Harry grinned to himself as, unnoticed by either Hagrid or Slughorn (now swapping tales of the illegal trade in dragon eggs) he pointed his wand under the table at the emptying bottles and they immediately began to refill. [...] Slughorn gave a great shudder, but he did not seem able to tear his horrified gaze away from Harry’s face. “He told her to get out of the way,” said Harry remorselessly. “He told me she needn’t have died. He only wanted me. She could have run.” “Oh dear,” breathed Slughorn. “She could have . . . she needn’t . . . That’s awful. . . .” “It is, isn’t it?” said Harry, in a voice barely more than a whisper. “But she didn’t move. Dad was already dead, but she didn’t want me to go too. She tried to plead with Voldemort . . . but he just laughed. . . .” “That’s enough!” said Slughorn suddenly, raising a shaking hand. “Really, my dear boy, enough . . . I’m an old man . . . I don’t need to hear . . . I don’t want to hear . . .” “I forgot,” lied Harry, Felix Felicis leading him on. “You liked her, didn’t you?”
(HBP, Ch22)
(As I've been saying for a while, Harry is super magically powerful and capable when he doesn't overthink things. Like, Felix Felicis makes you lucky, it doesn't make you more magically skilled or a better actor — that's all Harry. Also, a lot of what he says isn't just the Felix Felicis, Harry still needs to think what to say, the potion just gives him a nudge)
But it isn't the first or last time Harry does something like that. One of my favorite examples of his Slytherin tendencies is this scene from CoS:
“Potter! Weasley! What are you doing?” It was Professor McGonagall, and her mouth was the thinnest of thin lines. “We were — we were —” Ron stammered. “We were going to — to go and see —” “Hermione,” said Harry. Ron and Professor McGonagall both looked at him. “We haven’t seen her for ages, Professor,” Harry went on hurriedly, treading on Ron’s foot, “and we thought we’d sneak into the hospital wing, you know, and tell her the Mandrakes are nearly ready and, er, not to worry —” Professor McGonagall was still staring at him, and for a moment, Harry thought she was going to explode, but when she spoke, it was in a strangely croaky voice. “Of course,” she said, and Harry, amazed, saw a tear glistening in her beady eye.
(CoS, Ch16)
He doesn't even hesitate. Lying so well that McGonagall gets a bit teary-eyed. In OotP, he actually gets information out of Lucius in the ministry, getting him to talk both to buy time and get intel:
“You haven’t told me what’s so special about this prophecy I’m supposed to be handing over,” he said, playing for time. He moved his foot slowly sideways, feeling around for someone else’s. “Do not play games with us, Potter,” said Malfoy. “I’m not playing games,” said Harry, half his mind on the conversation, half on his wandering foot. And then he found someone’s toes and pressed down upon them. A sharp intake of breath behind him told him they were Hermione’s.
(OotP, Ch35)
Not to mention all the times he essentially tricks Hagrid into telling him things (even if Hagrid is an easier target).
His witty comebacks in many situations:
“Got plenty of special features, hasn’t it?” said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. “Shame it doesn’t come with a parachute — in case you get too near a dementor.” Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. “Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy,” said Harry. “Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”
(PoA, Ch13)
It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green robes today; the Quick-Quotes Quill in her hand blended perfectly against them. “Congratulations, Harry!” she said, beaming at him. “I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing that dragon? How you feel now, about the fairness of the scoring?” “Yeah, you can have a word,” said Harry savagely. “Good-bye.”
(GoF, Ch20)
“Why were you lurking under our window?” “Yes — yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?” “Listening to the news,” said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. “Listening to the news! Again?” “Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry. … “We know you’re up to something funny,” said Aunt Petunia. “We’re not stupid, you know,” said Uncle Vernon. “Well, that’s news to me,” said Harry, his temper rising
(OotP, Ch1)
Harry, of course, had endured their snide comments for more than four years, so whispers of, “Hey, Potty, I heard Warrington’s sworn to knock you off your broom on Saturday,” far from chilling his blood, made him laugh. “Warrington’s aim’s so pathetic I’d be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me,” he retorted, which made Ron and Hermione laugh and wiped the smirk off Pansy Parkinson’s face.
(OotP, Ch19)
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, “You’re dead, Potter.” Harry raised his eyebrows. “Funny,” he said, “you’d think I’d have stopped walking around. . . .”
(OotP, Ch38)
Are further examples of Harry having a quick wit and a silver tongue when he wants/needs to. And, I love how the first time he asks Slughorn about the memory Harry is being a little shit and literally quoting Tom Riddle from the memory down to some of the mannerisms:
“Look sharp, Tom,” said Slughorn, turning around and finding him still present. “You don’t want to be caught out of bed out of hours, and you a prefect . . .” “Sir, I wanted to ask you something.” “Ask away, then, m’boy, ask away. . . .” “Sir, I wondered what you know about . . . about Horcruxes?”
(HBP, Ch17)
“…Come on, now, Harry, you’ll be late for your next lesson,” said Slughorn affably, snapping the gold clasps shut on his dragon-skin briefcase. “Sir,” said Harry, reminding himself irresistibly of Voldemort, “I wanted to ask you something.” “Ask away, then, my dear boy, ask away. . . .” “Sir, I wondered what you know about . . . about Horcruxes?” Slughorn froze. His round face seemed to sink in upon itself. He licked his lips and said hoarsely, “What did you say?” “I asked whether you know anything about Horcruxes, sir. You see —” “Dumbledore put you up to this,” whispered Slughorn. His voice had changed completely. It was not genial anymore, but shocked, terrified.
(HBP, Ch18)
I mean, considering how we're told Tom Riddle was handsome, charming, and silver-tongued and we see Harry compared to him (in looks and charisma and mannerisms), by other characters including Tom and Harry in the above scene, I think it's safe to say Harry can be charismatic and silver-tongued. It comes with being witty and thinking quickly on his feet. (And being really used to lying when put on the spot).
That being said, Harry's temper, when it gets the better of him, makes him worse at this since he doesn't think before speaking. But, when he's calm or he's angry in his usual cold way that isn't a trauma response, yeah, he's manipulative and silver-tongued as the best of Slytherins. (I personally think Harry's more of a Slytherin than Draco, for example, who actually exhibits very few actual Slytherin traits even if he wished he did)
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‘What, then, would you say defines Dark magic?’ Professor Potter asks, not even bothering to look up from the homework he’s grading.
It’s long past his office hours, but that has never stopped Tom from finding all sorts of excuses to knock on his door. Tom wouldn’t say the professor indulges him, per se; it’s just that their conversation often turns out so stimulating it’s impossible not to crave for more.
‘Depends on who you are and how you approach the subject,’ Tom ventures carefully. ‘A Spellmaker, I imagine, would focus on the energy composition of a spell; the Dark ones require a high amount of magical output from the caster whilst also draining the subject. A Healer, on the other hand –’
‘That’s quite all right.’ Professor Potter lays down his quill, gives Tom a knowing look over his spectacles. ‘I am familiar enough with what Fawson has to say. I want to know what you think, Mr Riddle, after your – ah, shall I say intensive,’ a half-smile curves his lips, 'research on the subject.’
Tom feigns a look of innocence. His mind whirs. His eyes catalogue every outward sign the professor displays. Nothing. Tom can’t even tell if he’s angry or not.
‘I’m trying to get an internship at St Mungo’s,’ Tom fudges. ‘The research … it’s just for academic purposes.’
‘That’s not true, is it?’ Potter spins on his chair, and makes to stand up. His cane comes flying into his hand. Tom’s eyes widen when he feels magic, wild and forceful, gather around them like storm clouds. ‘Ten points from Slytherin,’ he smiles, ‘for lying. Now, Mr Riddle, can you tell what I’m doing?’
Out of thin air, where the turbulent rush of magic has been, water comes. And with a snap of his fingers, Potter traps them both in the centre of the vortex.
‘A hint,’ he says, ‘it’s not Dark, but definitely illegal.’
‘It’s the Forming,’ Tom says, awestruck by the great churning around them, loud as a waterfall. For it is no mere water; a single drop of it on Tom’s skin would be deadly. It’s Professor Potter’s magic in its purest, most concentrated form.
‘So that brings us back to our question. What makes a spell Dark?’
Belatedly, Tom realises that he’s not to be punished for reading up on the Unforgivables, on Necromancy, on Horcruxes, or whatever it was Professor Potter saw him doing. This is a proper lesson – an introduction to the Dark Arts.
‘Complications,’ Tom breathes. He feels giddy all of a sudden, like he’s inhaled fairy dust. ‘When the practitioner suffers lasting complications to a spell or ritual, the process should be labelled as Dark.’
‘Very good,’ Potter says softly. ‘And that is why you will study under me from now on – not as a Hogwarts student, but my own apprentice. I do care about your well-being, Mr Riddle, even if you yourself might not.'
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