#or is he pan??

[ekster--exotic]

man really just said “ehhh, all of the above.” and refused to elaborate

[watmalik]

Logan when the fanboys call him or Wade straight 🤨

[hasnomoxxie]

IM SORRY IVE BEEN BUSY MAKING THIS LEVITY RISES INTRO ANIMATIC

song by @maddiesmiles I love her she's so cool

Swaps to note from this:

Bill Cypher // Smile dip Puppies

Read about them here

The altered intro end was moreso to reference the animatics unused one!

Darlene // Paul Bunyan

(Yeah this does mean mason fails to flirt with him Paul, half because he knows he's a cryptid ithink. Paul probably turns into a blue minotaur maybe. As for Darlene, she's probably just a super frequent ad mascot)

Waddles // The axolotl

(the axolotl is called wades! Bc of this change, at the end of the summer Mason doesn't get his memories back immediately- it takes a few months)

Zombies // Gnomes

(I thought flipping the premise of the first episode would be fun, plus, tiny sentient zombies and tall garden gnome like cryptids that kinda stand there sound COOL)

I've been seeing the messages in the inbox, I'll get to answering them soon 😭😭😭

[arrowheadedbitch]

Dick: Let's play two truths and a lie!

Tim: Okay, I have a higher kill count than Damian and Jason combined, I'm pansexual, and I'm toying with the idea of becoming a supervillain when Bruce dies for real.

Dick:

Dick: I don't like this game anymore

[deunmiu-dessie-sideblog]

hehehehhe, was thinking about construction worker simon who goes to work every day just to show off the lunches you make him for work. and it soon becomes a huge thing and all his coworkers and even managers look forward to seeing what you've cooked cause it never seems to be the same. it's literally the only reason simon wakes up in the morning to go to work; he has everyone jealous and prances around all proud, then tells you all about when he comes home :(

[arcane-gold]

hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me

[trans-pickles]

you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

[leqclerc]

Charles Leclerc in Top Gun Canal+ Supersonique

[tsuutarr]

Yandere!Fairy x Reader

“Ack! You scared me!” you exclaim as Cot suddenly appears in front of your face. His laugh sounds like twinkling bells as he settles himself on your shoulder. “Seriously… How do you keep popping out of nowhere?”

Cot tries to talk to you, he does, but all you hear is the sound of bells as he chatters on. Though you’re insanely curious to know what he’s saying, it looks like you won’t be able to know how he’s able to appear everywhere you are.

With a small huff of laughter, you ruffle his hair with your fingers. “At least give me a warning the next time you appear. I swear you’re going to make me go into cardiac arrest.”

Cot lets out a series of chimes that sound like an apology as he nuzzles your hand. You can’t help but smile – your little fairy friend is adorable.

Your days continue rather peacefully, your most frequent company being Cot. Though you can’t talk to him, just having him around is fun.

On a particularly sunny day, you’re picking strawberries from your garden, which Cot is assisting you with. You thank him as he hands you a glass of water (he’s only a little bigger than the cup, which is such a cute sight). Once you’re done drinking your water, you let out a small sigh of contentment. “Seriously, thanks, Cot. I don’t know how you knew when to appear, but I couldn’t have harvested all these strawberries without you.”

“It’s no problem!”

You freeze, eyes widening. “...Did you just… speak?”

He smiles, eyes twinkling. “Mhm!”

Your mind is unable to process your little fairy friend’s voice, making you stumble over your words. “H–how?!”

With a small hum that sounds like bells, he says, “Hm… I guess you can say that I cast a spell on you!”

(And by spell, he means that he’s slowly given you food from the Fae Realm, eager to whisk you away once you’re more fae than human. But until then, the only real spell he’s cast on you is one that allows him to know exactly where you are. After all, he needs to make sure you’re safe until he can take you to his home.)

[machveil]

to say I’m obsessed with biting Roommate!Simon is the understatement of the century.

maybe i’m just projecting here but thoughts on just sitting in the couch with Roommate!Simon, watching a movie or something, snuggled up together and just chewing on his fingers? not even realizing you’re doing it either until he points it out.

anyways…. love your writing ❤️

Roommate!Simon Riley being your personal fidget toy. it always makes his heart squeeze when you absentmindedly fiddle with him, gently maneuvering his hands and playing with his fingers. he’s used to it, looks forward to it, seeing you distracted by your phone or the tv while messing around with him. he never says anything, content to let you fiddle about. he can’t fight off the smile that settles on his lips when you pull and tug at his fingers, the way you press your thumb to his palm

Roommate!Simon Riley that lets you cuddle up to him late at night when you watch movies and shows. it always helps him relax, being able to sink his weight onto the couch while you rest against him - a makeshift weighted blanket keeping his breathing steady. he barely registered when you started fidgeting with his fingers, running your finger pads over his nails. he feels you bring his hand up closer to your face, your breath dusting over his knuckles while your eyes are glued to the tv

Roommate!Simon Riley whose heart stutters when he feels your lips against his pointer finger. nothing new, you’re just zoned out, but he can’t help the way it makes his chest tighten up. and then your lips are around his proximal, incisors gently nipping at his index finger. not enough to hurt, but hard enough that there’ll be little indents he trace over before going to sleep. he’s tense, trying not to move, if his phone was near him he’d try to get a candid photo - something to look at when he’s back in the barracks on base. instead, his deep brown eyes are memorizing the moment, staring at you while you softly bite at him

Roommate!Simon Riley that only speaks up when your eyelids start to droop, nipping turning into a weak gnawing. he can feel your spit coating the small portion of his finger but he’s fine with that. a gentle kiss pressed to the back of your head, his lips quirk up slightly, “M’not a pacifier love.”, he murmurs, slipping his hand from your grasp, “C’mon, let’s get you t’bed.”. tired, warm and sleepy as your eyes blink shut, “M’not tired, Simon.”. he just grunts, shifting to sit up. holding you securely, Simon gets up, making his way towards your room, “Right, just gonna rest your eyes, yeah?”

[hedgehog-moss]

I've been worried this week about birds of prey attacking my chickens—well, one bird of prey. I heard a hen make her very characteristic INTRUDER cry the other day and ran out of the house and there was a hawk flying in circles high above. I half-heartedly threw some sticks in its direction and told my hen not to be so dramatic (the hawk looked like it was minding its own business frankly), but the next day it happened again, and I thought, I've been unfair to the hens, the hawk from yesterday was actually reconnoitering and they could tell. Then there was another alert the next day. I was starting to get a bit alarmed about the fact that I was dealing with the world's most determined hawk—though I didn't see it again past the first time, I figured I arrived too late and Pandolf had already deterred it.

I ended up setting up a pen for the hens very near my house, under the hazel tree so they'd be sheltered, and spying from the kitchen window the next day, to see if it was still the same bird or what. It tended to attack at the same time every day, which was extra baffling.

And what I saw was Pandolf returning from his daily morning patrol around the pasture, faff around looking a bit bored, circle my house looking for me, and when he didn't find me, go to the chickens' pen and pretend to pounce on them like a fox, which startled them and made them cry out. Pandolf didn't touch them, he clearly just wanted them to make their magical Make Human Appear noise. Immediately after they yelped he turned to look at the front door expectantly, waiting for me to run out. He knows that when I get distracted from what I was doing indoors I often end up being like, well, now that I'm outside I might as well go do [outdoor chore of the day] and he gets to tag along, so he concocted this devious plan...

So. I must turn this post into a callout post for Pandolf. This is the face of a problematic dog, who tried to frame a hawk and use innocent hens for his own ends after he realised their person-summoning noises work while his do not.

[decaying-lover]

snikt

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

[wolfchans]

BANG CHAN ♡ SIDE EFFECTS M COUNTDOWN X KCON LA 2019 (190912)

BONUS: ENDING ☆

[applebees4prez]

diversity win! the construct gorgug apparently had a situationship with throughout junior year uses he/him pronouns, thus confirming gorgug as queer!