#or die by my sword
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If you like Talking Heads, try William Onyeabor
If you like theatrical emo like early Panic!At the Disco, try Nightmare Of You
If you like the Smiths, try Aztec Camera
If you like Bruce Springsteen, try Sam Fender (if you haven't already)
If you like any music ever, try Otis Redding
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ask me about gwendolyn snow
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the baldur's gate 3 experience when you accidentally trigger an unintentional romance because you thought you were just being a really supportive friend
#rbs turned off bc ppl kept being annoying. be normal abt this game or die by my sword.#baldur's gate 3#bg3#shoutout to anyone who had to turn down more than one companion & they got really sad abt it#EDIT: this was always about karlach for me. went to talk to her & was met with the 'i want to be with gale' option#without ever triggering a romance scene bc i hugged her like any regular friend would
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in the au of my heart where everything’s beautiful and nothing hurts arthur pendragon would be such a Good Dad but he’d be so utterly Terrified of becoming his own father and stressing about it like fully going grey at the temples until finally fed up merlin is like “hey you wanna genocide a people?” and arthur’s like “no?!!” and merlin’s like “congrats you’re not your dad now hold this” and it’s a baby dragon
#because warm + kinda spikey + lowkey rumble purrs = weighted blanket fidget toy#arthur “am I a Good Father” pendragon and merlin “yes that’s a dragon baby who’s also my paper weight I fail to see the problem” of ealdor#he’d still be awkward obvs and a lot of his advice would be through sword metaphors but it’s heartfelt yk#in my head this is merthur obvs but it can be their weird secret third thing version (not friends not lovers would die for each other)#also#merlin constantly being swarmed by baby dragons crawling all over him and just. handing them off like “can u hold this cool thanks” and the#just walking away meanwhile poor knight trainee alun is like 🧍#bbc merlin#merthur#bee thinks about merlin [rattles cage bars]#curiosibee thoughts
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This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?
#hsr#phaidei#phaidei nation I humbly offer thee a low quality meme to cope with the doomed yaoi that was going on#phainon#honkai star rail#fellas is it gay for your red coded rival to your blue coded rival to clasp his hands over your own after you stabbed him#due to thinking he was the objective of your revenge quest#pull your sword deeper in and by consequence add to your proximity while smiling and fondly say “Found you.”?#Was it casual when you had an insanely charged and homoerotic scene in the hot baths that had you face down on the ground at his feet?#no but seriously these two have me in a chokehold#what do you MEAN you told him your precise weak spot just in case you became you turned against his cause#and his presumed future EMIYA Archer coded shadow self immediately went precisely for it?#and you KNOW you'll die with a wound in that weak spot in your back and you told him about it anyway#and you tell people to keep an eye on him after you go to meet your fate and then ask him to watch over your people#and he says he'll work hard to learn your language#AND FINALLY#“If there's a chance in the next life you should come visit my library.” WHAT IF I PERISHED ON THE SPOT?!#that's their “See you in the next world.”; their “Do stay alive. I wish you the best of luck.”;#their “I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”; “You were a wonderful experience. You were everything.” etc etc#they make me ill (positive)#also I find it so funny that as a KevinSu shipper in HI3rd I went into Star Rail expecting for the dynamic to be more coded with Anaxa#only for Phaidei to hit literally all of my points and favorite tropes in a ship and by consequence my head with a steel chair lol#really hope we see Mydei again soon because literally the first thing Phainon does after he's gone is talk about him all the time#he is a professional yearner and I respect him for it (especially since I too miss Mydei as if he's Odysseus going off to war and sea#for 20 years and I'm Penelope waiting at the shores of Ithaca)#also sorry for the low quality screenshot I was literally too invested in the quest to try and take better ones#gotta love how Hoyoverse is always giving the Kaslanas some of the best romances in their games and ESPECIALLY so if they're queer#myphai
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Silver is finally here...he just took the title for the most beautiful card in TWST's history...
me five years ago: wow I really hope we get to see dragon Malleus someday! that'll be so nice and wonderful. I bet he's a big silly! :)
twst: :)
GOD. it occurred to me literally three hours before the anniversary stream that they might've been saving the reveal for then to just explode us all at once. this timing was EXTREMELY deliberate. thank you Twst. I can't even focus on all the Blazing Jewel stuff because Silver wielding the physical manifestation of his Complicated Dad Issues is busy eating my entire brain. and -- oh what's that? he duos with Lilia? I'M RUINED THANK YOU ᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ
this is your warning that I'm going to be the most annoying person on the planet come Monday morning, thank you everybody and goodniiiiiiight
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#i say this with every card but the groovy might actually murder me this time fellas#silver in his biodad's armor with his adopted dad's sword#on his way to fight his adopted brother who both dads tried to save but who's also the son of the woman his biodad killed#because due to extremely complicated circumstances this is the only way to actually save him#and also this is all a parallel to what happened 400 years ago except hopefully it'll go less horribly this time#and also sebek is there!#this really is the story of poor sebek's life isn't it (jk jk sebs you know i love you)#but now it is silver's time to SHINE (a stray beam of light hits silver's armor and my eyes fall out of my head)#i say it again: episode 7 is about two things and two things only#it's dads and significant hair moments all the way down#don't worry! i haven't even reached my final form of being annoying yet!#gosh. this was SO deliberately timed to the anniversary that it HAS to be the wrapup to the episode 7 plot. right?!#like i still think there might be an epilogue chapter or something with the dorm reruns (yes i am fixated on the dorm reruns)#but we're definitely going into 7 endgame here huh folks#genuinely feeling a little bittersweet there! we've spent literally over two years in the episode 7 gauntlet and now the end is in sight#oh media. you can't last forever but why you gotta end.#(malleus in the background: i can fix that } :) fae of --)#at least we have whatever cliffhanger they throw at us for episode 8 to look forward to!#can't wait for it to turn out that grim was raverne this whole time or something#also. just. love that mal's horns look fine in the blazing jewels art#i mean obviously if something happens they wouldn't just put an enormous spoiler on there. but the potential implications are hilarious#malleus having a great time in his little idol outfit like. the weekend before lilia goes 'guess i'll die! 🤷♂️'#ugggh and now i have to actually think about what pulls i'm gonna do. this is awful. how dare you do this to me twst
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Preview of my card for Star Crossed: A Queer Tarot ⚔️ Consider checking out the Kickstarter 👀✨
#my art#tarot#queen of swords#JUST when I wanted to use my pc to upload the preview my mainboard decided to die on me 😃#so excuse the poopy quality 🚶#anyways the project is absolutely lovely and each card is a masterpiece imo 🙂↕️✨#edit: yeah I changed the sneak peek image 🏃💨
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what everyone thought would be the worst-case scenario for covid: periodic lockdowns, mandatory testing, and mask mandates as cases go up.
what the actual worst-case scenario is: not even a mention of lockdowns, little access to testing even for people who want it, and masks are literally being banned in some places while cases of covid, flu, and RSV are at all-time highs.
but everything is fine! you can go back to normal. don't even worry about it :)
#wear a mask or die by my sword#they speak#covid#covid 19#still coviding#public health#american politics#screaming eternally
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Dyke science
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Saw the dreaded "marie curie" bout to lose my shit we are not doing that this women's history month
It's Maria Skłodowska Curie thank you
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Battle of Camlann
-A final confrontation-
#neo metal sonic#metal sonic#metal sonic fanart#sonic and the black knight#satbk#satbk au#sonic the hedgehog#satbk king arthur#excalibur sonic#they are now dubbed as mordred#this was my first attempt at coloring from grayscale#i know they both die :(#probably#i like the fact it is Clarent that would kill Sonic#literally the first sword he gets#It was your first and it shall be your last#puroart
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May your hardened heart be woken By the soft and distant song Of all you left here unspoken All the shards we keep stepping on - Take this body home Take this body home Call the wind, and let her know Take this life outgrown Take this broken soul Call the stars, call them all And take it high, take it far, take it home
#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#sqq#lbh#scum villain#heard the song Take This Body Home by Rose Betts and it nearly took me out at the knees#it really really suits sqq's self-detonation in hua yue city right? i'm not the only one feeling this?#considered adding some literal shards for them to be stepping on - since sqq's sword explodes - but i couldn't quite make it work#anyway this has been playing like a music video in my head for the past couple days highly recommend listening to the song#if you haven't heard it before#can't get over the absolute dissonance between how sqq views this scene and how everyone else must feel about it#like to him he's just completing his plan - hopefully keeping lbh from destroying a city with energy imbalance and escaping The Plot#nbd! he and sqh have planned it all out it's FINE :) off he goes!#meanwhile everyone who loves him - including lbh who worked years to get back to him and is trying to work through a lot of grief#and resentment and doubt and longing and... - watches him DIE in FRONT OF THEM#just collapse while coughing up blood sword disintegrating energy completely consumed#like holy hell sqq could you traumatize the people around you any more???#no wonder lbh went a little bit crazy after that like my man was already not in a great place but what the fuck#lbh watches his shizun presumably sacrifice himself for him ONCE AGAIN like after he's finally Gotten Strong his shizun is STILL#coming to harm in an effort to make up for his shortcomings#my art#most of the time out here drawing what amounts to muppets and then sometimes i get the urge for this and just need to cover everyone in blo
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I'm thinking about Imperial Radch always...
#imperial radch#fleet captain breq#breq#ancillary justice#ancillary mercy#ancillary sword#ann leckie#I LOVE THESE BOOKS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA.....#this is a bit older but I forgot to post#anyway breq my beloved I'd die for her....
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Upcoming (?) cdramas I am interested in - top 30
The reason there is a question mark is because with cdramas you never know when one will be shelved forever (due to topic or an actor being in trouble) or when the makers just decide to keep it on the shelf for...reasons (there is a drama premiering on Dec 10 that was completed in 2018!). But with that caveat, here we go. At least a couple of these are bound to air!
Blossom

The Blossoming Love

A Dream Within a Dream

Eternal Brotherhood 2
Fated Hearts
Fight For Love
Fox Spirit Matchmaker: Love in Pavilion

Fox Spirit Matchmaker: Sword and Beloved

The Glory

Guardians of the Dafeng

Hero Legends

Hidden Shadow

Kill My Sins

Lament of the River Immortal

Legend of the Female General

Long for Fish

Love In the Clouds

Love of the Divine Tree

A Moment But Forever

Moonlit Reunion

Perfect Match

The Princess' Gambit

Ran Shuang Wei Zhou

Shadow Love
Shui Long Yin

Swords Into Plowshares

Veil of Shadows

Win or Die

Zang Hai Zhuan

Yu Sheng You Ya

#cdrama#Yu Sheng You Ya#blossom#the blossoming love#Zang Hai Zhuan#perfect match#win or die#veil of shadows#Swords Into Plowshares#shui long yin#fated hearts#love of the divine tree#moonlit reunion#hero legends#lament of the river immortal#Ran Shuang Wei Zhou#shadow love#the princess' gambit#a moment but forever#hidden shadow#kill my sins#a dream within a dream#long for fish#Love In the Clouds#legend of the female general#the glory#Guardians of the Dafeng#fight for love#eternal brotherhood 2#Fox Spirit Matchmaker: Sword and Beloved
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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A page from my post-Botw Zelink comic. Each chapter covers key moments of my headcanon. I don't think my comic is super revolutionary in terms of story because there is so much fan content out there and im super classic and vanilla... but i dont care. I'm having fun creating my own take on what happened. This project is a time consuming blackhole and I draw it all out of order because I have no discipline whatsoever 😭 😂 It was originally just random black and white pages here and there with no cohesions, like my stand alone illustrations... but the illustrations became pages. The project is basically me fan-servicing my own self. 😂😂
Then it exploded, i've been adding color, cleaning up my panels, pimping the backgrounds.
I still unsure on which platform i will make it available to read. The friends who got my out of my shipping closet are screaming to me to print a fanzine, but i'm lazy hahaha. Might do a patreon eventually, idk.
Oh yeah, this is a panel from the chapter where Zelda and Link go back to Korok forest to put the Master Sword back in it's pedestal... I'm old, i played the old games. One of my BotW nitpics was that it didnt include the classic moment where the sword rests once again, like in ALttP and OoT. I like traditions okay!!!! Cheers!!!
#my art#zelink#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#zelda fanart#loz fanart#zelda#botw link#btw Zelda and Link are not a couple YET in that page ho ho#mutual pining#slow burn#princess zelda#botw#korok#korok forest#botw korok#they are so in love#botw fanart#botw zelda#master sword#fan comic#zelda fancomic#They have to be physicaly close when teleporting because WHAT IF it doesnt work otherwise?! 😏#It's the only way to be sure!#What do you think happens next?#It's actually super predictable lol#Koroks are Zelink shippers. I will die on that hill.
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