#or cant even eat human food

[janeelyakiri]

Wait, then what happens to whatever they eat?

depends on the headcanon but my boys just absorb everything from the food.

CANONICALLY, monsters don't seem to need the bathroom. Their food doesn't go through them. And we learn this by talking to Big Mouth

This Audrey II lookin monster

In Neutral/Pacifist routes, they mention that human food 'goes right through you', that it's 'disgusting' and they'd love to try it sometime. So either monster food just doesn't work like our food, or monsters don't digest like we do.

From a quick search it appears if you call Papyrus in waterfall he says he hears water and asks if you're on the toilet. Immediately calling him back reveals he has no idea what a toilet is.

[triglycercule]

killer eating food in front of horror as a way to taunt him. duuuude do you see this delectable parfait he has in his hands right now. he just put a spoonful in his mouth. horror is scratching at his own arms right now (trying not to jump this bitchass). killer can't even taste it LMAOOO another bite ‼️ imagine not being able to eat food 🤣🤣🤣 killer can't even taste it and enjoy the food but horror can't even EAT food

then horror grabs the parfait glass out of his hands and oh killer you should probably teleport away before horror does to you what undyne did to his eye

[nashvillethotchicken]

Thinking about Lestat seeing Louis’s eating patterns as a waste of his gift/himself while Armand gives Louis food that he literally can not enjoy or digest just so he has something on his stomach

[skydreamplayzz]

Another ref bc i got Ideas for Ocs :'D ( well. One.)

He's not too special but yeaaaa. ( for some reason, He was a pain in the a-- to draw. 🧍‍♂️)

(he's inspired by my boi Connor 👺)

[butchdykekondraki]

funniest part of the scp foundation is not the weirdness but the fact these people are literally government funded to be doing this bullshit. dr alto clef is using your tax money to fuck that statue nasty and nobody can stop him because he'll literally just kill them. and everyone is in on this btw they're just letting him do that

[vaugarde]

this definitely feels like a nitpick but i dont really care for the dinner jokes w the expedition society overall

[natandacat]

Doing a pem timeline for internal medicine tomorrow and its fucking bleak... my baseline visibly worsens every year lol and the worst phases of pems are so bad to describe i literally am sitting there like oh ok. This is embarrassing. Yeah im too fatigued to do survival body functions 💯

But don't worry covid is just a flu. Who cares if my body is gone!

[lipstickontheglass1985]

pop psychology this pop psychology that.... what abt pop nutrition.

[sanguinewolves]

& now im crying. great.

[fragglerockopinions]

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[gibbearish]

eternal fight between wanting to correct a misconception abt cats but also knowing that it was just a silly joke and i shouldnt take it so seriously but also something being a joke doesnt mean you shouldnt still point things out but also i have no expertise beyond just "i have multiple cats and spend way too much time watching them and thinking about the way they interact w each other and what that means about how their brains work" which means i would just be talking out of my ass anyways because i have no way of telling if my interpretations are right or if im anthropomorphizing them

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[caffeinatedopossum]

Wtf even is self care when you're chronically ill? What do you do when everything hurts you and you can't get help?

[minuteminun]

nintendo and gamefreak treat your pokemon consistently challenge

like either they are sapient beings similar to humans to the point they can have conversations and be considered the same or they are hunter and farmed animals with powers making them both has weird implications

[worldblight]

I am SO 👏 FUCKING 👏 TIRED 👏 of having a high metabolism this shit is the WORST

[lilac-melody]

hm.