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janeelyakiri · 5 months

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Wait, then what happens to whatever they eat?

depends on the headcanon but my boys just absorb everything from the food.

CANONICALLY, monsters don't seem to need the bathroom. Their food doesn't go through them. And we learn this by talking to Big Mouth

This Audrey II lookin monster

In Neutral/Pacifist routes, they mention that human food 'goes right through you', that it's 'disgusting' and they'd love to try it sometime. So either monster food just doesn't work like our food, or monsters don't digest like we do.

From a quick search it appears if you call Papyrus in waterfall he says he hears water and asks if you're on the toilet. Immediately calling him back reveals he has no idea what a toilet is.

#i feel its a pretty common headcanon in the UT community #that monsters either dont have waste #or cant even eat human food #alphys yells she has to go to the bathroom at one point later but #true pacifist we learn its an elevator #and she watches lots of human made animes #undertale

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nashvillethotchicken · 6 months

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Thinking about Lestat seeing Louis’s eating patterns as a waste of his gift/himself while Armand gives Louis food that he literally can not enjoy or digest just so he has something on his stomach

#if i had to give each of louis relationship a theme loustat would be shame and loumand would be enabling #which are both really bad ways of “helping” a partner with an ed #lestats shame and anger tactics only make louis more resentful and less likely to eat #while armand having the little drinks and exotic animals and the human food dont actually deal with louis problem head on-#cus at the end of the day louis is still not eating enough #and i think they really exemplifies both of their trauma and abandonment issues #both of them came up chronically food insecure #lestat was put into the role of provider at a very early age and stayed in that role until he died/was turned #so for him rejecting what lestat gives is like rejecting lestat cus he doesnt have anything else to make him “useful”#and lestats reaction to rejection is anger and control so he tries to shame and control louis into eating more/human #while armand has been abandoned by literally everyone he loves up till this point so for him its like #ok i can make people dtay if i give them what they want and what louis wants is to not feel bad about eating and so armand does that #but it still doesnt get to the root of the issue which is louis having poor coping mechanisms for his grief and other emotions #like either way you slice it. louis is not meeting his nutritional needs. he eats drinks from one guy eats a fox or some other small animal #when he should be having like two dudes at least #and then he has human food which according to anne rice makes vampires vomit up their whole stomach content so...#louis imma send you to my therapist shes great #interview with the vampire #iwtv #louis de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #ldpdl #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #armand #loumand #loustat #like armand gives louis food he cant eat just so he knows theres something in louis stomach even for a short while

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triglycercule · 28 days

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What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

#killer's breakdancing and he swears this isnt on purpose guys #GUYS GUYS ITS NOT ME THE BODY IS DRUNK OKAY WHY CANT I STOP WHEN DID I LEARN HOW TO DO THIS #horror has SO much to be guilty over its not even funny. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY #nobody talks about this but this man is GUILTSTRIFEN. he is literally filled with so much guilt its not even funny #dust and killer have the genocides they did. ok. sure. that's it????#ugh god i dont wanna ramble in tags again..... im just gonna end up saying it in the analysis anyways but ughhhhhhhhhhh #yk what fine i'll rapid fire. trying to keep people from killing themselves. watching his friends die.#knowing that other monsters are getting eaten. worrying papyrus. coming up with a plan he knows wont work and tries make it happen #because that idea of them deconstrucing the core would NOT have worked so he did that out of selfishness #forcing his community to eat humans. tricking papyrus into eating humans. going against all his morals #dare i need say more i swear AND ALL OF THESE ARE SEPERATE THINGS TOO!!!!!!#he single handedly DOOMED horrortale into disarray by destroying the core #the eye idea wouldve worked. it wouldve been the only way monsterkind thrived #and yet he destroyed the core but kept his eye safe. as if one last big fuck you #you can have my eye but you cant have the machine that needs it. good luck bitches #THERE ALREADY WAS FOOD IN SNOWDIN BEFORE HE TOLD THEM TO EAT HUMANS #THERE COULD'VE BEEN ANOTHER WAY TO RATION THE FOOD OR FIND S FOOD SOURCE #BUT HE JUST TOLD TJEM TO EST HUMANS OUT OF SPITE SO UNDYNE WOULDN'T GET THE SOULS #granted it was a solution that worked for the hunger problem BUT HORROR FUCKING HATES IT #HE HATES THE IDEA OF EATING HUMANS HE HATES THE IDEA OF KILLING KIDS #BUT HE STILL DOES IT HE GOES AGAINST ALL HIS MORALS UGHHHHH #horror sans. horror sans my king horror sans my glorious lord and savior #i cannot WAIT to drop that character analysis. it will change lives. and by lives i mean me #i will be a changed man once the horror analysis comes out #anyways WHO IS THIS ANON AGAIN. its a question i always wonder because wtf #you have a daily question for me. this is like a log in event. if i answer all the questions in a row for a week i get a SPECIAL question #but fr thank you so much for your questions i love answering them its so fun to wrack my mind and figure out a way to answer it. brain teas #every time i see the words mtt expert i laugh lowly like an evil villain but i try not let it get to my head #humility is a standard i aim to uphold. one of my character traits. triglycercule character analysis when #tricule asks

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skydreamplayzz · 3 months

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Another ref bc i got Ideas for Ocs :'D ( well. One.)

He's not too special but yeaaaa. ( for some reason, He was a pain in the a-- to draw. 🧍‍♂️)

(he's inspired by my boi Connor 👺)

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butchdykekondraki · 11 months

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funniest part of the scp foundation is not the weirdness but the fact these people are literally government funded to be doing this bullshit. dr alto clef is using your tax money to fuck that statue nasty and nobody can stop him because he'll literally just kill them. and everyone is in on this btw they're just letting him do that

#[ren]#and even funnier; bright uses tax payer dollars to try to have sex with every scp he possibly can #every year site 19 loses hundreds of dollars because they have to buy kain pathos crow kibble because hes a dog and cant just eat human-#-food like the other staff

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vaugarde · 6 months

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this definitely feels like a nitpick but i dont really care for the dinner jokes w the expedition society overall

#i think its bc most of them are centered around swirlix and like eve said she comes across like a fatphobic stereotype #like. shes not actually fat shes a ball but the joke is probably intended that way nonetheless #the one time it made me laugh was when the expedition society learned hero was human and were shocked for a second #before immediately turning away to continue eating without a word #and like i see what theyre trying to go for with swirlix being turned to stone like- she wasnt doing anything or fighting back #but all i can think is like…. really? we cant even let off the food jokes for a second with her?#echoed voice #pmd posting

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natandacat · 6 days

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Doing a pem timeline for internal medicine tomorrow and its fucking bleak... my baseline visibly worsens every year lol and the worst phases of pems are so bad to describe i literally am sitting there like oh ok. This is embarrassing. Yeah im too fatigued to do survival body functions 💯

But don't worry covid is just a flu. Who cares if my body is gone!

#long covid #coming up with examples like i can't chew my food and i cant reach the bathroom even if i really need it #i cant open a food package either lol #i remember laat time my partner left me ensure bottles and i couldn't open them #same for the apple sauce packets #so i didn't eat all day lol #literally wrote 'feel human again' in the timeline as an important turning point of the pmes #if they dont take me seriously im not responsible for what i will do #might get violent #worth the effort

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lipstickontheglass1985 · 18 days

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pop psychology this pop psychology that.... what abt pop nutrition.

#im not even talking abt like. the diet cultures obsession with skininess as the sole health indicator #more stuff like. any processed food ingredient listed as an additive will give you cancer kind of thing #sorry ive seen such a bad instagram reel. it was like 'oh this ingredient list is basically the periodic table of elements'#(<- for clarity this phrase is often used in polish in reference to a highly processed food which has a lot of 'synthetic' additives #which are presumably unhealthy. idk never heard it being used in english so it might sound kinda awkward)#and then it was like. fully normal ingredients? and the guy compared this food (it was some kind of canned meat) to cat food????#and was like 'look this is full of healthy stuff why cant it be that way for human food?'#like my brother in christ most of that 'periodic table' were spices. like normal kitchen spices. you wanna eat unseasoned cat food instead??#thots

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aftermathing · 3 months

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#This shouldn't be a surprise but seriously no one actually cares about my survival yes I've asked for help why would I get help #I'm functionally nocturnal and I keep staying up for like 48 hours and then sleeping for a day and I never know where I am #Or what day it is or if it's morning or night #Normal humans eat three meals a day and snacks right I think I maybe eat a snack every other day #I just don't feel hunger and my body hurts and cooking is so much effort I don't have #Weed used to help me be able to eat easily but now everything is just so hard and no food in house n cant go to store bc of ptsd too scary #I keep telling people when they ask that I am doing badly and need help but they as always just tell me to go to the store and buy food #Because it should be easy for a normal person!!! That would be such helpful and kind advice if I were normal #But I am not I am severely sick and traumatized and driving hurts so bad and stores give me panic attacks #Seriously if literally nobody cares about my struggling why not just be euthanized at this point?#This problem is so inconvenient to everyone and I have done all I can to convince people that I'm worth the inconvenience but :(#If I were worth talking to or visiting or helping people would have done that and I would be fine but I am not and that's okay #I genuinely don't mind being a husk at all #I'm just weirdly sad about it right now maybe because I think I feel hungry but genuinely I can't tell thanks autism #I also haven't been able to do my t shot in like three or four weeks I keep trying but I literally can't get the needle in :((#I imagine less testosterone in my system also makes me tired and lose my appetite #I'm so fucked up and nobody cares that I start my day at 8pm and am active and reply to emails and shit at 4am #Why would anyone notice that first of all but still. I would notice.#When even strangers are struggling I notice and I will do anything for anyone but it's selfish upon selfish to expect it back I understand #I keep looking for arfid and ed affirmations to help me but I can't find anything good #Genuinely . what the fuck #Just fucking need to be someone's dog feed me walk me put me in a cage teach me how to be better and treat me like I don't know shit #Because I don't I'm so stupid I can't even feed myself I'm dying please help me

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gibbearish · 7 months

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eternal fight between wanting to correct a misconception abt cats but also knowing that it was just a silly joke and i shouldnt take it so seriously but also something being a joke doesnt mean you shouldnt still point things out but also i have no expertise beyond just "i have multiple cats and spend way too much time watching them and thinking about the way they interact w each other and what that means about how their brains work" which means i would just be talking out of my ass anyways because i have no way of telling if my interpretations are right or if im anthropomorphizing them

#origibberish #anyways. your cat isnt trying to steal your food #he doesnt understand 'your' food vs 'my' food he just understands 'food'#and sees you as another cat and when cats are eating and another cat wants some they just. walk up and partake #so if youre having issues with that you gotta start using cat language to tell them to back off #like growling/hissing at your cat is allowed they do it at each other all the time for a reason #actually slight correction they do understand 'my' food but only in terms of 'i caught this so it is my trophy'#food thats just Around is communal #so think like a cat and say no this is MY kill in cat words #i killed this sandwich and IM going to eat it #like theres a part of me thats like 'no you cant hiss at your cat thats mean!' but thats looking at it through human eyes #we see hissing as mean because its The Mad Sound and mad is Bad and Angry and Personal #but for cats mad is different #theres no values or anything behind it‚ mad just means 'stop what youre doing or ill hit you'#and like you know actually hitting your cat would be shitty and abusive and that threatening smth like that to a child would be equally #and abusive so in ur brain ur like 'i cant threaten him in cat speak'#but like its not a threat for them!! its just a warning so that they know the other cat Doesnt Like What Theyre Doing!!!#thats how they establish boundaries!!! so not only are you allowed to use it i would even say trying to actually bring yourself to your #cats level in terms of communication is probably like. better?#but i mean again. this is all based entirely off of half remembered cat facts books from childhood and spending way too long #watching the endless drama between my children #so. take literally all of that with a grain of salt #actually scratch that ive decided i am an expert now. universities i am willing to be a professor of cat psychology

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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years

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Wtf even is self care when you're chronically ill? What do you do when everything hurts you and you can't get help?

#specifically looking at you human need to eat food #why are there so many steps and all of them suck?? washing dishes is hella painful but necessary #even just opening packeges for freezer food or ready-to-eat snacks is likely to dislocate several finger joints #i cant keep up with cleaning my kitchen #its disgusting. its a sensory nightmare #and then by the time i go through all that trouble food was barely worth it. i have no appetite im just so so so tired and in so much pain #the food hardly ever tastes good. a lot of the time it hurts too. either my stomach or my mouth or my teeth #or something else because its always something #it all hurts and im tired. just holding a plate or a cup hurts. laying down in bed hurts. sitting in my chair hurts

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minuteminun · 1 year

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nintendo and gamefreak treat your pokemon consistently challenge

like either they are sapient beings similar to humans to the point they can have conversations and be considered the same or they are hunter and farmed animals with powers making them both has weird implications

#like bdsp implies that the diamond and pearl clans hunted and ate pokemon which would be fine #except theyre also explicitly considered adopted family members in a literal sense with numbering off adamans siblings and everything #which would mean that they should get the same consideration and funerary rites as humans since they are family???#which would imply that all other pokemon would be the same level of being considered a person even if theyre nonfamily #NOT food (at least not usually there have been some cultures with funerary rites that involve eating the corpse but again thats not hunting #)#(or farming which is its own bundle of horrific implications)#maybe im thinking too hard about the funny mon game but its gotten to the point that the inconsistency is getting on my nerves #just let animals exist i promise nintendo it will not hurt and they already existed in the first place even if you try to erase them #weve all seen meowth eating a fish and the world didnt implode then its fine #you cant just take things from the cultures your trying to represent slap pokemon in the middle of them and call it a day #putting some thought into the implications gos a long way

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enevera · 2 years

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every time i think ‘oh maybe i am getting better!’ i get. worse

#no more sneezing but now im having coughing fitssss yayyyyyyy #this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn #not fit for human contact lol #also i lost my appetite i have to force myself to eat now and i cant tell when im full <3 #food mention

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worldblight · 1 year

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I am SO 👏 FUCKING 👏 TIRED 👏 of having a high metabolism this shit is the WORST

#im tired ALL THE TIME if im not eating smth #i have a consistent junk food diet on account of me needing to have something in my stomach to STAY AWAKE #i cant skip meals without feeling like human sludge because instead of feeling hungry my body just goes on low battery mode #''oh but ur skinny so dont complain :\'' ITS SURE NOT BY CHOICE FUCK ME ill take being overweight over NEEDING THIS MANY CALORIES #i need 3 square meals a day for energy but im always too TIRED to go and EAT and that makes me EVEN MORE FUCKING TIRED #im living in hell

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