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cubeofanhilation · 10 months ago
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Wes: I realized that all my friends are neuro divergent because they're the only ones who can handle my neuro divergentness
Danny: what about me???
Wes: *tired* you have ADHD obviously
Danny: what!?
Wes: *has already fallen asleep*
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hauntedkeys · 4 months ago
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Riot Maidstone is extraordinarily high school marching band drum major coded. No I will not be explaining myself further.
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strandedtoodeep · 5 months ago
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I had a fever dream in which wade create a pinterest board of outfits he DESPERATELY want to see on logan and after pestering him (not for long bc logan is secretly intrigued) they go full pretty woman style and logan
totally
enjoy it
(mostly for the fun to see wade so happy)
THIS TWO LOVELY IDIOTS LIVE RENT FREE IN MY BRAINS urg
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xoxochb · 26 days ago
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does anyone else get a random burst of hysterical sadness or am I just really depressed
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hostofthepersever · 23 days ago
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old man yaoi will be my downfall
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frostbeees · 1 year ago
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“Knowing the ‘04 group of guys, it would be a really good run.”
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tstain-is-an-idiot · 5 months ago
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*checks to make sure no-one's looking*
GAYS
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bathwaterau · 3 months ago
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Gotta appreciate the smut writers for not taking the easy and most obvious route of making Spongebob completely oblivious about sex, yall are great for that.
But now i need that.
More specifically, others thinking that's he oblivious about that stuff because of how innocent he's perceived to be. But he's not. Not in the slightest
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majikuriboh · 8 months ago
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When was the moment that Gojo Satoru decided to become a teacher?
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chiptunesong · 7 months ago
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The Messenger's Worry
Rbs appreciated!!
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roseofcards90 · 1 year ago
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Completely and utterly burned out I swear I had the whole day yesterday to do stuff but I couldn’t even finish all the assignments for one class 😭
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morninkim · 1 year ago
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never done thumbs before in my life but i'm havin thoughts about the twins i wanna make into a comic
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jellogram · 1 month ago
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On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
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hotroadkill · 1 year ago
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mothmanns · 14 days ago
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hrmmm
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winter-b0yy · 22 days ago
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The age old question do I jack off or do I cut myself
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