Anns (23, she/they, queer). Once I ate six pounds of yogurt in a week.
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by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this
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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him
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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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a tumblr account should enable you to see everything on other social media sites without making an account there. like a student visa.
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Nosy ass plant
#mfs almost 3 feet away from the window id b reachin too!!!#even 1 foot away from the window is pushing it!!!#welcome to common misconceptions about plance with ance.#every foot from the window the light intensity drops by 25%#theres more math somethin somethin inverse square law or amth like that idk im not good ag math#im good at plants#'bright indirect light' does NOT mean ten feet awah from the window!!! it means right on the windowsill!!!!#the window itself blocks abt half the light#by and large most houseplants will be happier with as much light as you can give them
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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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hit a boyfriend with my car today. wasn't drunk or tired or anything i just didn't like the cut of his jib. yeah the police found me not at fault
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someone cleaned my fucking glasses and now my beloved and treasured smuge is gone from the lens #mysmudge
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Some day I want to write one of those time loop VNs where the only way to break the time loop is to reach the end of the affected span without anybody murdering anybody else, which is much more difficult than it sounds not because there's a secret murder conspiracy or a magical serial killer, but simply because there's some Jean-Paul Satre shit going on and this specific group of people seems to have been chosen specifically for their ability to drive each other to homicide.
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This summer hasnt felt like anything at all
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