bruh, imagine being a pizza delivery guy just doing your job and delivering pizza in some rural area at night, then all of a sudden when you rang the doorbell and waited for the person inside to answer, and in the corner of your eye saw one of the trees move (catnap, you lanky ass cat🐈(affectionate)) absolute nightmare fuel
(Poor pizza guy would just abandoned the pizza but hey at least you get a free pizza🍕)
i don't think y/n gets many visitors. at least, if they didn't get many before, rumors of a large monstrous cat wandering their property would keep anybody far far away from them. any packages are delivered to the mailbox at the end of the driveway, none of those mail carriers or any sort of delivery folk are willing to come near the house.
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When an elite hunt mark spawns next to you when you're gathering
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Patient's distressed mother: I don't think I want to impulsively give my dying son medicine that has a good chance of killing him much faster-
House: WOOOOW your only child is going to DIE and it's going to be your fault for not making this split second decision right now, you fucking MORON
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Percy rubbing the scar on his palm and thinking of Luke.
Luke choosing to steal a yacht named after Perseus' wife.
Percy recognizing Hermes as Luke's father upon first sight.
Luke putting out chocolate and champagne and letting them get a full night's rest.
Percy recognizing Luke's demigod scent the moment they boarded the yacht.
Luke calling Percy his favorite cousin.
Percy's hands shaking when he reunites with Luke for the first time since last summer.
Luke asking them to stay.
Percy trying to change Luke's mind.
Luke helping them escape.
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thinking about how for both jade and dirk, their only face to face interactions with other people were either dreaming on their respective moons, or "people" they lived with that either were or will become part of them (bec + hal respectively). thinking about how prospit and bec for jade were supportive while derse and hal for dirk were hostile. thinking about a lot of things
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does the goat's Shamura have their own version of Thorjulbre?
Innn a sense yeah. I hc Shamura as aroace so Goat’s Shamura’s Thorjulbre equivalent would end up becoming their most trusted friend or probably queerplatonic partner instead!
Though currently unlike Narinder and Thorjulbre, Goat’s release of all the Bishops happened only recently before they interacted with Lamb. Goat’s Shamura both hasn’t had the time to settle and didn’t get the alone time like Narinder did to process everything that happened before being reunited with their siblings again. So it’s a lot more hostile at the moment for Goatverse and they’re not quite friends with their self assigned guy yet
Currently Capybara with no name I’ll think of one eventually. Wanted to spin what NariThor have (mammal and insect) with Shamura and their equivalent
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Some time after the events of SoK
Rangi: Kyoshi, what's this about the Fire Lord telling me that you are, and I quote: "The failure of diplomacy." and "The breakdown of negotiations."
Rangi: No no, don't you dare speak. You finish that fucking snickers. Once we're done with that, we're signing you up for some classes.
Rangi: "There is no escalation of hostilities beyond Kyoshi." The hell there is??? Did you forget I exist???
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the way irving's first concern waking up after jowan knocked him out, before anything else including the threat of the templars, is if amell/surana is ok... 'you have... a truly rare gift'... the way he's been angling for duncan to recruit you all along and practically hurries you out the door to the wardens (and relative freedom) even when you snitch on jowan and aren't in as deep shit as you might have been....... the fact that every single person you interact with throughout the course of the game who's met him is just like 'oh it's you. yeah irving never shuts up about how talented and amazing you are and how proud he is'................ that is his bABY that is his CHILD he'll play morally grubby 5D chess to give them a shot at a richer freer life, I love you machiavellian mage dad you gave my amell trust complexes that will last for life but under the circumstances I think you did the best anyone could expect of you
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