#oops wait hang on

[neiled-it]

do you ever just look at a piece of writing and think:

"if words were people i'd be smooching this stanza like we were the only people left on earth"

or is it just me?

[wings-of-flying]

hmm okay fine going to sleep now

[payasita]

winner

[kastillia]

Hi Kas, I'd love to see you draw Alisa from God Eater or Fuuka from Persona 3 (or both). Moving is a Big Deal(tm), hope you feel better soon!

[moeblob]

OCs today because I really missed them. Since I wanted details still but with less effort (aka no shading) I opted for their DND AU versions.

Not pictured: Paul (a Pauladin if you will) messing up and probably nearly dying for the fifth time.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

J. Egbert, referring to Nicholas Cage

ectoBiologist SAID AT 8:55 AM: day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man.

ectoBiologist SAID AT 9:00 AM: relapsed.

ectoBiologist SAID AT 9:07 AM: relapsed.

ectoBiologist SAID AT 9:12 AM: relapsed.

ectoBiologist SAID AT 9:19 AM: relapsed.

[funforahermit]

is it executive dysfunction when you can barely keep your eyes open and you're kinda waiting to be able to finally flop into bed and pass out, but the thing you're waiting for is in fact just you getting your ass out of your chair and brushing your teeth?

[demonkingofsalvation]

a portion of the spoils from sydney kaicon 2024

[zenithofstories]

I love Decked Out for so many reasons; the build itself is beautiful, the gameplay is fun and engaging, Tango deserves it, the competition is thrilling and the deck-building strategy is intriguing. But by far my favourite aspect of the game is how it has brought the Hermits together.

There are almost always Hermits hanging out in the Citadel, and they gather in numbers for the phase rankings reveal and shard distribution. Tango watches as many runs as he can. It is ridiculous fun to see them all interacting and talking and laughing together.

[musical-chan]

Father of Time Chapter 64: Moving Forward

The fishing hole was busier than Link was used to as he and Kafei walked in the door, though he guessed that explained the narrow bridge they had crossed to get there.  In the time he'd been gone, someone had decided they were tired of swimming to the fishing hole and had done something about it.  It was weird seeing how Hyrule had changed in his absence but so many of them had been positive that it was a joy to see.  He recognised many of the fishers as farming families from Hyrule Field and waved cheerfully at any who called his name.  By the time he and the Terminean had settled down on a quiet strip of shore, no less than five people welcomed him home. 

"You're a popular kid, Link." 

(Read the rest on AO3!)

[applesaucesims]

Now that he had bought the ring and told his sister, it was time for Niall to formally tell his hopefully soon-to-be-fiancée's father. While any outcome would not change his mind on what he was going to do, he felt it was right to at least let Edward know beforehand.

Having been friends with Emma for so long, he had known her father since he was a child. Still, his nerves were all over the place at the thought of talking to Edward about his plans. Although they pretty much got along well, Niall could not help but feel an intimidating aura around Edward at all times.

Niall found himself stumbling over his own words. While it was not unusual for him to struggle with talking to people, when it came to Emma, he cared so much more and thus struggled a lot more, too. But eventually, he managed to blurt out his announcement, and his heart started racing at the fear that his partner's dad would react upset in any way. Yet, Edward did not seem to show much of a reaction at all, which only added to Niall's panic.

[TRANSCRIPT]

Judy: "Could you walk any slower?"

Niall: "Just... just give me a moment."

Niall: "Alright, Niall. Deep breaths. You can do this."

Judy: "C'mon, stop acting like a twit! Don't worry, Ni. I'm here for moral support."

Niall: "Uhm... thank you? Anyway, here goes nothing."

*door bell rings*

*door opens*

Edward: "Oh, hello, Niall."

Niall: *clears throat* "Uhm, good day, Mr. Jones."

Edward: "You alright, lad? Why don't you come inside?"

Niall: "Thank you, Sir."

...

Edward: "Sit down, son. What's got you all mixed up?"

Niall: "Erm... I don't quite know how to start. I should have prepared some kind of script."

Edward: "Well, this ain't one of your acting gigs, son. At least I'd hope so."

Niall: "Ha, you're right. I just get all flustered when it comes to Emma."

Edward: "How's that for a start? So, this is about my daughter."

Edward: "Well? Spit it out then!"

Niall: "Of course." *clears throat* "Mr. Jones, uhm, Sir... I... I would like to ask your daughter to marry me."

Edward: "Is that so?"

[ghostypetrainer]

you can't just say you have funky ideas for Akari in Paldea and then not say them smh...

Well it started as a silly little joke on the discord server prompted by... something, I can't remember what anymore. But the basic gist of it is that Arceus sends Ingo and Akari home! Great! Except, well- they fuck up. They fuck up in a new an inventive way! Not only do they not yeet them to the wrong location, tossing them both into Paldea instead of either Sinnoh or Unova, but uh. They also. Make a really big mistake and well. Congrats on becoming a teenager again, Ingo?

What Arceus isn't at fault for. technically. is Ingo hitting his head on the way down again and kind of. jumbling his memories all over again. Not total amnesia! He just sort of. forgets he's supposed to be an adult. Akari, unfortunately for everyone involved thinks this is incredibly funny and doesn't say anything at all... even when they get rounded up as truant students and enrolled in Uva Academy. Okay. She can go with this. Surely this cannot possibly spiral out of control in any way, right? RIGHT?

(It absolutely does.)

(Cue the return of goth Ingo. Cue him joining up with Team Star. Cue Ingo becoming a Team Star boss. Cue Emmet arriving in Paldea as a Professor and seeing this truant student on his class roster with the same name as his missing brother. Cue The Plot of the ScVi games. Cue Penny being suspicious of Ingo since he appeared during her absence and thinks he's related to why Team Star is still together.)

Akari voice: Oops :)

(Also Lady Sneasler is along for the ride. She is vibing.)

[spinecurlingmice]

okay more on hajime's underwear. . in a world where all the fte's are canon for everybody and not just a gameplay thing, do you think everybody on the island made it like. a bet or something. every single person he's became close with on this fucking island gave him their panties as a token of closeness, so like are they waiting for him to reciprocate?? the one person he gives his underwear to is like. the Chosen hajime person and they get to gloat ? do they ask.

[solcarow]

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[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

[1luckyrubberducky]

Very late, just got off of work. But I heard you were birthed today? Happy 1 year old my guy!!! Big milestone 🫵🎉

BDHFHDHHD U JUST WAIT UNTIL I LEARN HOW TO WALK AND ITS OVER FOR U BITCHES.