#oooh fun

[lockandkeyhyena]

7

Applejack considers herself a sensible pony. 

She doesn’t go on and on about silly nonsense fairy tales the way her younger sister does and she doesn’t lose herself in her work the way her brother does (she insists). 

No thank you, applejack very much prefers to keep her head attached to her neck and her hooves in the mud, just the way Celestia intended.

She doesn’t mind her life, one might go so far as to say she enjoys it. She takes pride in her work and is satisfied in the knowledge that the fruits of her labour are the best in all of Equestria.

Indeed, Applejack is content.

But then she has a dream. 

[silverdragonreads]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Bond/Q Characters: James Bond, Q Additional Tags: Exhibitionism, Public Sex, Frottage, Lapdance, Mission Fic, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary:

“Focus, Mr. Bond,” Q says, and how the bloody hell is he still in possession of his full faculties. James is slowly losing his mind with the way Q circles his hips, the crease of his arse moving over James’s cock in a filthy slide that makes James sweat and leak into his trousers as if he’s the boy here and not Q.

It dawns on him with sudden clarity that the sole purpose of Q’s existence is to torment him in every way possible.

[hamburgerslippers]

🐮

send me a 🐮 and i will refresh my pinterest and give u my first four pics as a random moodboard

[bubbles-and-bat-wings]

May I offer you my roleplay/story blog in these trying times?

[gabrieldrawsstuff]

Knowing he would fail, he still tried

[naamah-beherit]

I'm begging y'all, put at least minimum care into how you present your fics to the public.

"idk man you name it im tired" as a title tells me you didn't care.

"This is STUPID" in the tags. Okay, I won't read it then.

"I don't know how to do tags" tells me you didn't bother taking one look at any page in the archive to see how others tag and use it as reference. Or, you know, you could have asked, too.

"idk if this is trash, bc I worte this in the middle of the night bc idrk" in the summary doesn't really encourage me to open the story.

3 lines of tags on a 4k monitor, none of which are actual searchable tags but a stream of consciousness about the author's sleeping habits and music preferences, tell me you don't know what your story is about if you can't give us 2-4 main tropes and themes. Also, this isn't tumblr, come on mate.

"I hate myself for this fic" okay? Why did you write it then if it brought you discomfort? Moreover, why did you post it???

"Why Did I Write This?" well, hobbies are about joy and fun, if writing doesn't make you happy then maybe it's time to look for something else to do in your free time? No point in making yourself miserable.

"The Author Regrets Everything" paired with more self-deprecating tags suggest I better not bother opening the fic because it clearly made the author miserable and why would I be miserable as well?

"killing myself rn" please get help.

0 additional tags is better than that. Writing and sharing fics should be an act of care, not anguish.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

The behind the scenes of the change of Aziraphale's bookshop into a ballroom 😍❤

[eldritchstormisanartblog]

SALVATION,

DAMNATION

[gauntletqueen]

Gang watch me do this jump watch this check it out look watch watch

[thatoneluckybee]

1️⃣🍀🐝

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus: "I need her to be Mine~" Athena: "...I can introduce you two." Odysseus: "What? Really?! Wait, you know her?" Athena: "Uh, yeah? You think you're my only pet trickster? You just said she was the 'smartest girl in the game', you think I'm gonna ignore that? I'll be right back."

Meanwhile~

Penelope: "...So...The guy who has been watching me from around corners before running away is also one of your favored mortals?" Athena: "Yes, I'm sorry, he's usually a lot smarter than this." Penelope: "...Eh, You know I've had stupid moments too. I'll go say hi."

[angelkissedface]

book of bill thoughts!! i don't believe for a moment that stan was completely unaware of the scale of ford's torment, even if ford himself tried to hide the evidence...

[jojo-schmo]

my attempt at Fleurina 🦢🪽🩵

[jubmato]

guys. guys hear me. out. pelase hear me out im cooking i swear guys ple

[aria-greenhoodie]

Week 2 - Muse

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Thanks to @localcanadiancreature62 for the prompts!

[haechanhues]

please indulge me

💌 send me a kpop group and I’ll answer:

[ if i stan ]

favorite member / bias line

which member I’d fight (& why)

favorite song(s)

favorite thing about the group

something i’d like to see from them

[ if i’m familiar ]

favorite member if I have one

favorite song(s)

why I don’t stan (yet) / if I want to

question for veteran fans

[ if i’m unfamiliar ]

I’ll listen to their top song on Spotify & tell you my thoughts

I’ll look up photos & tell you who stands out to me

I’ll tell you if I’d look into them more