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shout out to my friend who researched different types of onions so she could keep making onion puns .... honourable mention being the Walla Walla
#onion#onions#puns#bad puns#walla walla#onion puns#silly friends#its the tism#neurodivergent#neurodivergent friends#onion pals
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Of course I love how Benoit Blanc is so shamelessly, fabulously, himself. How he’s gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide [GNU Terry Pratchett]. How he doesn’t hide that his brain is peculiar, for better or for worse. How he picks the cases he likes.
But I also love that in Glass Onion Rian Johnson shows us that Blanc can choose to be himself because he’s protected by his privilege of rich, upper-class, white man.
Which in turn leads me to notice how in both movies Blanc uses his privilege to protect a working-class woman and a Black woman, but he always refuses to be their saviour. He just creates the conditions in which they can choose to be themselves and save themselves—and punish their oppressors.
[Edit: A couple of people pointed out that Marta is actually white, even if the Thrombeys would probably disagree. I’d add that Helen isn’t exactly working-class, she’s simply less rich than the Disruptors shitheads. Anyway: I apologise—I’ve edited the post.]
#knives out#glass onion#glass onion spoilers#benoit blanc#benoit blanc is the opposite of batman#white savior complex#and lack thereof#rian johnson#checking your privilege#the monkeys on nitrous oxide pun is in good omens (the book)#gnu terry pratchett
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Damn it. I shouldn't have brought them here. I feel even lonelier now.
#we are#we are the series#marc natarit#poon mitpakdee#marcpoon#chain x pun#weareedit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#my edits.#thirdwheeling at his own thirdwheel pity party :((((#also the veggies are like 3 pieces of spring onion and that's the worst part lmao
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#we are#we are the series#phuwin tangsakyuen#pond naravit#winny thanawin#satang kittiphop#satangwinny#peem#phum#phumpeem#peemphum#onion headlines#fangtan#tanfang#khaofang#fai we are#qtoey#pun we are
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This is a layered reference
#danganronpa#danganronpa art#danganronpa fanart#danganronpa byakuya#byakuya togami#danganronpa makoto#makoto naegi#this can also be considered a pun#dirt has layers#onions aren't special#gosh. i just roasted shrek#i am sorry my dude T-T#forgive me for my ogre crimes!#though this is a layered reference cus togami audio which references a song which i think you can only find reuploads of#i dunno all the lore but just enough#familiar with the artist's other works though :D
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I packed my lunch for tomorrow before trying it for dinner and omg it is SPICY. Good but I put too many peppers in lmao.
Luckily my birthday is tomorrow and my coworker promised a cake. I will bear the spice for cake for dessert
#I am. getting a year older tomorrow lmao#also I LOVE bell pepper sauce and for fun I put in spicy peppers and pepper corns because puns lmao (and onions)#so it is so spicy#but yeah it is enjoyable nevertheless#doku rambles
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Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20′s The Ravening War episode 2
#dimension 20 spoilers#dimension 20#d20 introductions#the ravening war#acoc:trw#first time i've ever watched an episode at 2x speed#somehow made it.... easier to digest?#(ha food pun intended)#no shade to the players or the fans or anyone it's just.......#when i set mercer narration to 2x speed it feels the same speed as anyone else narrating literally anything#anyways this was fun :)#although what was honestly much More fun was watching people go insane over onion ring knight and raphaniel#(i am mostly kidding i was very much one of those people going insane over those two)#also EXTREMELY funny given sir allium has like 2 minutes 5 seconds of total screentime in this episode and has not shown up yet since#i've also taken the executive decision not to look at dishless too closely if i can help it. for personal reasons
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onionsan: KRUSTYYY YOU WANNA GO ON AN ADVENTURE WITH ME 🌠
kris: sorry I can't I have heart problems
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Glass Onion was a 2.5 hour roast of Elon musk, highly recommend
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wip: culinary pun punchline built around my thought that "oregano" could be "i reckon [no/know/o-]"
#this one's for brian koppelman#(taking notes of a potential koppelman/compliment pun)#oregano onion....i reckon no one in....#oregano onion a bouillon; now it's Really a shoutout (antagonistic)#could be the entire punchline as a complete statement. i reckon: no. with a sufficiently herb specific setup#but of course also then stringing it out as long as possible + as many syllables Punning as possible
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as christmas approaches,,so does my beloved rei-ndeer icon,,
#ooc; onion girl enthusiast#((in which i stick a reindeer antler headband on her and call it a day))#((i love it when i can make puns with her name <3 <3))#((also funnily enough i dont even like christmas that much irl but when people get christmassy here im like !! hell yeah!! ))#((anyways. i just woke up from a 4 hour 'nap' feeling OUT of it! so im gonna figure out how to feed myself and. go from there))
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SOUP-ER BOWL ROUND 19
The rounds which these won (with recipes/photos!):
French onion soup versus cream of onion:
Clam chowder versus corn chowder:
#i feel this one is gonna go either way#honestly im kinda meh on both of them#anyways sorry for being *corny* with all these puns ;)#soup-er bowl#souper bowl#soup#polls#tumblr polls#french onion soup#clam chowder#tournament#bracket
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"Mind your business" onion wordplay. Perfect gift for a French teacher, French speaker- or yourself!
Get this design or check out our full shop here: https://www.redbubble.com/people/mitchiemitch23/shop
#french#french phrase#french teacher#french sayings#onion#oignon#mind your business#wordplay#pun#teacher#language pun#occupe toi de tes oignons#french onion#french onion soup#stickers#sticker lover#independent artist#coffee#coffee mug#coffee mug design#notebook#sticker shop#stationary#hat design#francais
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when someone's skirting around an issue, becoming progressively less vague, but you could tell what they really thought the whole time
call that a Glass Opinion
#glass onion#for the record i believe in letting people express themselves fully and being slow to make assumptions#but that doesn't flow with the joke#puns
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It's not stealing if nobody cared to create it using normal art media in the first place.
It's a rap scallion. Grove Street is king!
love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
#epic shitposts#rapscallions#kind of a spring onion about it#vocabulary#ai image#AI generated images#AI assisted shitposting#DALL-E 3#Bing Image Creator#funny#Incredibly Lame Pun#rapper#rap music
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