#onion chopping

[earthleave]

The fastest technique to chop onions | Travel & Marvel | #shorts #short ...

[ohtendril]

My girl.

[jjk4isen]

"kuna please slash these for me" you hold out some onions and garlic in front of him with your best smile.

the man only grumbles "my cursed technique isn't to cut through your measly vegetables brat."

your shoulders slump in defeat and a soft pout forms on your lips. upon seeing it, sukuna almost goes back on his word. it's not that hard to slice and dice some veggies after all, right? true but he wouldn't be the king of curses without some kind of leverage first.

"you know i hate cutting these up" you mumble underneath your breath and sukuna internally melts but he's not about to give in just yet.

"do not ask me to do such worthless tasks with a technique capable of killing the world if i deem fit." he looms at you, amused to see your reaction.

"your domain is literally a kitchen though..."

"what?"

you giggle and run for your life, ironically, towards the kitchen but it's all futile because even before you could actually step into the room, you're wrapped, no trapped in his arms.

"what did you say, brat?" he stares down at you with narrowed eyes but you don't miss the faint smile that graces his features.

"i said, please cut up the veggies for me my lord" and that was the killing point, sukuna folds. he rolls his eyes and huffs in faux annoyance only earning a giggle from you.

he lets you go, albeit reluctantly and asks where the hell those onion and garlic are. you skip happily to bring them to him.

"that shit i do for you..." sukuna stares at you as a swift invisible slash mince the vegetables to perfection. he thinks your wide eyed gaze marvelling at the sight is worth so much more than the prestige of his own cursed technique.

[amoebeau]

few understand my visions

[fattributes]

Chopped Cheese Sandwich

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: saw trap where you have to recite fergalicious from memory and if you accidentally say any of the words to karkalicious your head will be chopped off

[yingletamiibo]

[fairycosmos]

love onions but why does chopping them feel like briefly bearing a curse

[sandytrish008]

Fanart I made based on the Playstation game franchise Parappa The Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy, with the two doing their best together with the teachers from both games 🐑🐕🎤🎸

[buffetlicious]

Sis helped to buy takeaway dinners from Feng Food (台湾味 “丰”) for both mum and me as we didn’t want to go out ourselves. I had the fragrant Fried Rice with Crispy Chicken Cutlet (脆皮鸡腿蛋炒饭) while mum had the usual wavy Guan Miao Mian with Specially Marinated Pork Chop (猪排关庙面).

[wirdhere]

I GOTTA BELIEVE!!!

[ventique18]

"Tears? Where did these tears come from? Why? I am not at all sad nor hurt.

... Or is this because my body is wracked in such pent up, centuries-old agony that the tears spilled by themselves? Is it that though my mind no longer remembers, my body still grieves the loss of both my mother and my father? That I still yearn for the love that I have accepted I could never have? Or is it the childish, selfish wish that I could have had what Silver had-- that Lilia could have joyfully celebrated my childhood with me like he did with Silver, instead of making me memorize an entire dictionary of an obscure language in a single daylight? When I was but thirty (3, in human perspective)? Or tossing me off a cliff to hasten my flight?

Indeed, perhaps there are times when I wish I could go back to the past and spend my days more warmly with him. Sitting on the grass and snacking on berries and acorns and whatnot.

Ah tears, tears. The honesty that I could never, as a man of my position, say out loud."

🌸: "Hornton... We're slicing onions. That's... That's what they do. They make anyone cry. It's science."

🐉: "I see. How humiliating."

🐉: "Don't tell Silver. Or Lilia. Or Sebek. Or anyone, for that matter."

🌸: "Don't worry, I didn't hear anything."

[cinamun]

I don't play about my husband | Next

[thebearme]

pissing off your friend for fun

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