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The waveform of sperm
The majestic gravity of the center of the womb
#the soul body reaches down and they absorb into each other as the day they separated#one to two two to three#always two women for every man though#the dark empaths of the family. she is a legit wonder 💭 above and through it all#well you know mom hooked me up with a few of your Xylophones#if mother slept with a black man before it was for the music her children would make.... I guess#I can't even sit back and feel bad because you're like hey she's my mom too damn#me: yeah my mom died you: yeah my mom died#me: how rude#Zartan with the dope mask though#the bald bearded hooded man#on cold days for sure#like the hats? I hung my implement up after using it on both of you#tip of the white hat#yes Virginia there actually is a true White Hat out there#who in his heart is just and right for what is right#if you gotta use a dead squid to make yourself smell better you're not right#if you eat dead squid fried real nice this is fine though#I puke because the slave ship has a couple niggers I'm throwing overboard with preyer#well there is one who is almost black#me: you don't like dogs do you...yeah...had a rough go as one once did you#the soft neutral members of the pack sniffing up on the white betas and they get nappy hair for it#funny times#nah our dark prince of hand has an entire personality up on top of his head from an earlier life Life#look over *#stroking hair affection for la-la#she judges the old man for no haie#I burned my crown out for you guys give me a break#not really burned out .. burning though#the old 1984 Olympic flame for the Eagle never went out
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POV taking psychic damage from Twin Glare ^2
[Image description: digital art of the Pines family from Gravity Falls. They're all glaring at the viewer in front of a supermarket background. Dipper and Mabel are grimacing, while Stan and Ford have more judgmental frowns. Mabel is carrying Waddles in her arms who has a neutral pig face. End ID.]
#rip to gideon gleeful#if I had not one but two sets of twins who blasted me with this every time I went out I’d simply move#ford’s holding like three guns btw#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gf fanart#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#stan pines#ford pines#great uncle ford#great uncle stan#pines family#pines twins
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His ass does not pay attention enough to know all of their genders. Toph wears baggy clothes, he squinted at her and went “yeah that’s a boy. Or boy adjacent. Probably.” and moved on. Ally???
#memes#my crappy art#art#kay draws#atla art#atla fanart#atla#avatar#avatar the last airbender#sokka#aang#avatar aang#zuko#flameo hotman#fire lord zuko#katara#toph#toph beifong#ally????#assigned trans masc at zuko#poor guy only had to know one name (uncle) for like ten years and now you expect him to what? learn two? THREE names????
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I think the most heartbreaking thing about arcane is that there is CANONICALLY a universe where everyone lives, everyone is happy and everything is undeniably better, for everyone- its the only thing vi’s ever wanted. For her family to be whole and thriving, but she isnt there to see it because she died. Everything she ever wanted and she’ll never know. Devastating
#arcane#arcane act 3#arcane spoilers#arcane act 3 spoilers#jinx#ekko arcane#jinx arcane#vi#vi arcane#vander#silco#powder arcane#arcane season 2#arcane season two act three#arcane season two act three spoilers#im putting as many tags as possible so no one gets spoiled
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zayn using a photo of them as kids is really getting to me. does he still see them like that? i look at some people i’ve been friends with for years and see ourselves as the age we were when we became friends. my mental image is stuck there. this is fucking awful dude
#this is awful i can’t do this again but there’s only two more members left when there would’ve been three yesterday .#zayn malik#liam payne#one direction#seedpost
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Act 1
Act 2
Act 3
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane vi#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#arcane ekko#arcane jinx#arcane isha#arcane viktor#jayce talis#jayvik#mel medarda#ambessa medarda#timebomb#arcane vander#arcane warwick#arcane silco#vander x silco#arcane heimerdinger#arcane claggor#arcane milo#arcane spoilers#arcane act two#arcane act one#arcane act three#league of legends#league of legends: arcane#lol arcane#mine#this is how i cope
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it's funny how wildly vampire media varies on how much blood drinking is lethal. for some vamps, if they get lost in the sauce for even just seven seconds then you are a total goner, absolutely deadzo. for others, they can have a multi minute sloppy slurp sesh with you twice a week for months on end and you only feel a little woozy. the vampire claudia drained her whole boyfriend in less than half a minute but count dracula himself needed like four tries to exsanguinate one teenager with a sleep disorder. one of the many ways in which claudia is superior to dracula.
#claudia ate two whole police officers on her first night of undeath. dracula expected his three weed smoking gfs to share one (1) baby. smh.#vampires#iwtv#dracula#marina marvels at life
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ohhh girlfriend is about to be humbled so badly. get glintshore'd, bitch
#one two glintshore is coming for you#three four TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM#''mistake'' THE FUCK IS THIS#''call it whatever you want'' be sooo fr right now be so fucking for real you are going to have 5 children with that man#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#the legend of vox machina#the legend of vox machina spoilers#tlovm season 3#lovm spoilers#lovm s3#perc'ahlia#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#cr1
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i'm in me smartcar broom broom
#chilaios#chilchuck tims#laios touden#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#rob art#two vague pei references in here as tribute to the pei locals who saw my au posts. love all three (3) of u very much.#please ignore the steering wheel being on the opposite side i flipped the canvas at one point and forgot to flip it back ajgjgjsa#laichil
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Happy B-Day to the Corasante!! ❤🕯🎂🕯❤
(Featuring way too many drawings)
#one piece#drawing#fanart#corazon#cora san#op rosinante#donquixote rosinante#this man has too many names#trafalgar law#op law#donquixote doflamingo#I love cora#he wants to be a good person but is lowkey mediocre at it#he eats like a freak#he looks like a freak#he chose not to speak just bc he's petty#he gave up his life's mission after getting stabbed by a 12 year old#he lied to and betrayed every person that he loved#two out of the three gave him a pass because he was funny one time#he aggresively changed law's life for the better#and he spontaneously catches fire and loses all motor functions#he's literally perfect#anyways law is here because he is simply a good character#can i really put all of this in the tags?#insane
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chrome postcards of the three sisters in central oregon ca. 1950s-60s
#postcard#postcards#volcanoes#three sisters#oregon#pnw#1950s#1960s#btw oregon photographer clarence christian took pics one two and four!#he hand-colored them from his B&W negatives
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should've just let Vil be the one to fly, it would've gone SO much easier. 😔
also HEY how are everyone else's pulls going, because I have had the most RIDICULOUS luck, seriously, halloween magic is 100% real
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#kicking around some ideas for scully's UM poster so i'll talk about all that when we get to it#in the meantime i just have to show this off because...seriously look at it#is the halloween pickup count cumulative?! because i only did two ten-pulls for jamil...#i've only done three ten-pulls total in this event and yet somehow ended up with leona and two consecutive jamils#now it would be extremely funny if i didn't get sebek when he's the one i want the most...but let me hope#(i choose to believe this is an apology from the universe for my lack of both fairy gala ortho and masquerade malleus)#(thank you universe)#anyway i realize there is some irony in bragging about my jamil pulls and yet drawing vil instead#but...i just really wanted to draw nightmare vil okay#i thought i had posted art of good ol' pumpkin-stroker jamil already but i think i might actually have just dreamt that#brb gotta get onto fixing this problem
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PLEASE IM CRYING
#✮ reef talks#arcane#ekko#jinx#timebomb#league of legends#lol#ekkojinx#Jayce#season 2#act one#act two#act three#viktor#jayvik#Heimerdinger#mel medarda#hexcore#jayce talis#tiktok
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John’s hair timeline (the hospital buzzed it after the Unknowing, much to John’s dismay)
#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#fanart#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archives#the magnus archive spoilers#the magnus institute#jon tma#johntma#jonathan sims#head archivist of the magnus institute london#the archivist#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma art#tma podcast#tma#tma season one#tma season two#tma season three#tma season four#tma season five#tma season 5#tma season 4 spoilers#the magnus archive season 3 spoilers#tma finale#tma season 3 spoilers#tma season 2 spoilers#john sims
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christmas miracle.
early access + nsfw on patreon
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This comic was shamelessly inspired by tender by prettyunhinged on ao3. go ahead and leave the original author a comment and kudos if you haven't already!!
#so for the holiday season from xmas to the new years i prepared like three comics#this is one of them!!#the other two are bit too spicy to safely post onto tumblr so i'll settle for previews but here#some domestic ghostsoap to warm the heart#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#giragi art
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the pause between ex & best friend. she really wanted to get under billy's skin so bad she was a few snarky comments away from saying “yeah well, i probably would have fucked your mom”
#would have also propositioned robopapa in the car had he not been on neighbourhood watch#who could not resist vision on a dark halloween night in their original costume#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#he is the child of one stable marriage and two messy divorces#three messy divorces if you count his one sided mistaken identity with agathario#agatha harkness#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#wagatha#agatha all along#marvel#agatha all along spoilers
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