#seedpost

[meyhew]

i have no idea how to process this. it’s not unfathomable and it’s something i’ve thought about many times but i don’t actually know how to process it. what do you mean he was such an integral part of me growing up and he did some fucked up things in part bc of the fucked up environment he grew up in and now he’s DEAD and can’t do anything to try and make amends. what do u mean the boys now means harry louis liam niall zayn. what do you mean he left behind a child less than 10 years old. what the fuck do you mean

[botanyshitposts]

usually seeds in the tomato family have little tiny hairs on them you can see under a microscope and sometimes they’re even big enough to see with the naked eye but today at work we got tomato seeds in that were LUSCIOUS. hair so dense it looked like fur. hair so immense it muffled the sounds of the seeds when they hit each other and the metal pan they were in. On God you could have shampooed and conditioned them like a little white show dog. the person planting it brought it to me because they thought there was something wrong with the sample and I was like no those are jyst nature’s toupees

[eleanor-second-floret]

Reasons why you might request a wellness check from the Affini

- your Hab is too hot

- your hab is too cold

- your tummy hurts

- your plushy fell off the bed but you can’t get it because you’re SO cozy

- you lost your tablet

- you are having trouble keeping your habplants alive

- you can’t figure out what to wear

- you suspect you are feeling feralists thoughts

- you are just kinda lonely

- you’re not lonely but you think it would be better with friends over

- you want to talk

- you don’t want to talk (you should want to talk, to the Affini at least)

- you need a bedtime story

- you begin getting existential feelings such as “why are we all here”, or “do I have a greater purpose in life” (the Affini know the answers to these questions)

- you burnt yourself

- you burnt your dinner

- you burnt your cereal

- you are happy

- you are sad

- you do feel cute (the Affini will confirm this)

- you don’t feel cute (the Affini will make you feel cute, and then confirm it)

- you have other sophonts over

- you aren’t sure what to do with your Notice of Intent to Domesticate

- you aren’t sure why you haven’t gotten any Notices of Intent to Domesticate

- you wanna watch a movie

- you want cuddles (mention this in your request so the Affini can bring Class A’s with them)

- your neck is feeling bare and you think a collar might fix it

- your overnet connection is not working (this is critical, it must always be working so the nice Affini can chat with you online)

- you want someone to go out about the station with you

- you are feeling particularly domesticatable

- you are not feeling particularly domesticatable

- you are locked in

- you are locked out

- you find your heart beating at regular intervals

- you are breathing

- you are existing

[soweli-kule]

pakalaaaaa, mi wile e kasi Afini ------------------------------------ fuckkkkkkk, i need an affini

[justliketheseed]

I hate Rusty so much the man contracted the Leon Kennedy epidemic like I don't wanna hear about your cringe wannabe werewolf boyfriend or whatever

[botanyshitposts]

so true bestie SO true

Emily Jo Gibbs - Horse chestnut bag and purse in silk dupion with copper wire and silk satin.

[meyhew]

zayn using a photo of them as kids is really getting to me. does he still see them like that? i look at some people i’ve been friends with for years and see ourselves as the age we were when we became friends. my mental image is stuck there. this is fucking awful dude

[botanyshitposts]

today i toured a USDA plant introduction station where they grow/maintain seed bank seeds and every so often (can be like 15-30 years depending on how many of the stored seeds are still alive) they need to grow the seeds out and document the plants/fruits and get fresh seeds to put back in the vault. they do a lot of gourds/pumpkins at this station and those are Huge Guys which all need to be documented and broken open for their seeds as a group without getting mixed up, and anyway you can only imagine my delight when i learned they store their fresh gourd harvests in giant wheeled metal cages with tags and barcodes all over them like they have rabies. like theyre going to Get you

[eleanor-second-floret]

Um, hello, sorry for the message. I am getting domesticated next Tuesday of my own volition. Is there anything I need to know? It wasn't well explained to me, and I'm a little curious. I'm embarrassed to ask the affini who explained it all to me, I feel like that moment has passed.

-curious

Okay so a few tips

- get used to being cute like ALL THE TIME

- you’ll need more than one favorite food bc the Affini will try to give you your favorite foods all the time

- no more schedules. You’ll have a routine but your Affini will manage it for you

- xenodrugs are fun, do more xenodrugs

- your Affini will find it adorable when you walk into their room to sleep with them because “you had a bad dream” and it’s an easy hack for more snuggles

- other florets are so much fun and you should ask their Affini about them bc they like to tell secrets and it’s cute when florets get all blushy

- the compiler in your hab can make anything you want I have 50 Blahaj each of different sizes and every one of them named after Affini I met. We have tea parties.

- the shampoo has class A’s in it, which makes bath time so much better

- always have an affinity for go with you to the J cafes, so you can get some class L’s and they can take you home

- if your Affini seems to be stingy with the xenodrugs just talk about your special interest for 2 hours without taking a breath and you’ll get the super secret extra fun xenodrugs PLUS it’s nice when your Affini says “That’s nice, petal” and pats your head.

- collar accessorizing is a must

- no matter how much u want to do not monch the Affini’s leaves.

- do. NOT. the. vine.

[eleanor-second-floret]

I am being COMPLETELY NORMAL about finding this

[justliketheseed]

Playing sky in a bad Elphaba cosplay and I had a cute encounter with another player who is familiar with wicked

[meyhew]

reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i'll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽

[botanyshitposts]

miscommunication at my workplace a few months ago led to an unknown persons disposing of untreated soybeans in the wrong spot, which then became a soybean disaster zone when a skid loader picked up said soybean pile on accident and spread soybeans everywhere in the sloped parking lot while backing up over bumps like a comedy skit, which then caused cars to drive over them regularly until they got crushed into tiny soybean pieces that often ended up on the curb by a grassy area with a couple trees. as you can imagine this has been huge for the local birds, the dark eyed junkos specifically. the moral is that sometimes you just hit it big as a little guy

[eleanor-second-floret]

Aww I used to be a seed in denial too! Don’t worry, dinner will be great! Plus you might get to visit your new home after if all goes well!

I've been going to the park alot lately, so I don't get domesticated for never leaving my hab, but there's one problem. There's this affini that keeps trying to flirt with me and pet me and they asked if I would like to go to dinner with them. And aan aaaandndd I may I have said yes. I know stupid but she's like kinda hot and I kinda shorted out.

No I'm not a Seed. NO I'm not going to be a pet

[eleanor-second-floret]

lol get florted. Get absolutely domesticated and adored. Enjoy being smothered in affection and unconditional love, nerd

:3