#on my lunch break at work

[a-concert-just-for-me]

11,000 words into my incredibly niche Hunter epilepsy fic someone please remove the worms from my brain

[flamingpudding]

Little Snippets #1

"Father, please do not scare the children."

"FATHER?"

Alfred let out a sigh at the children's reaction as well as his own fathers sheepish laugh as the man scratched the back of his head. Once more he couldn't help but marvel at how young his own father looked. But then again the fact that his father was by now a timeless being and rule of an entire realm likely contributed to it. He glanced at the still shell shocked children and stoic Bruce, a part of him took a bit of pleasure in their shock.

"Master Bruce, may I introduce to you my father." Alfred hummed indicating to the floating man with blazing white hair and glowing green eyes in regal clothing, well aside from the damned jumpsuit his own mother had never refrained from complaining about.

"Daniel James Fenton." The butler continued eyes crinkling with a smile as he watched his charges. "Ruler of the Infinite Realms."

"Just Danny is fine. Honestly it must be your mothers influence with how formal you turned out Al..." The man, Danny added reaching a hand out to ruffle Alfred's hair that Alfred sidestepped. Not because he didn't like his fathers show of affection, no because he had appearance to uphold and he didn't need to shock the children any more than he already had.

"T-that must be a joke, right Alfie...?" Jason spoke up being the first one to regain his ability to speak coherently.

"I am afraid not Master Jason. This man is indeed my father." Alfred hummed amused, he would think that with their near daily dealings with villains, aliens, supernatural and other beings they would be less shocked. But as it seemed his family didn't seem able to warp their heads around this. Surely they must have suspected some sort of supernatural connection to him, after all how do they think he was able to keep the entire Manor as clean as it is? He had his pocketwatch from his grandfather as his secret weapon after all.

[cumcov3redangel]

are you horny?

No.. but I can be.. give me a minute

[johaerys-writes]

Finding out that ALL of my works, including those that are on-going and some that were deleted, have been uploaded to some random "Archive" without my information or consent is definitely not how I wanted my day to go

[somegrumpynerd]

Happy birthday to my favourite tragic twins!! (Nobody tell Blue they ruined the cake he got them, this is why we can't have nice things)

[whitecollarcrimekids]

Crying because Neal Caffrey isn’t a runner. He doesn’t actually want to run. He wants to be chased. He wants to be seen, preferably by one Peter Burke.

The cons alone are not enough for Neal. Sure he enjoys them, gets a rush off a particularly complex one, but mostly he wants to be noticed. He wants to impress, leave a mark like the artists he admires so much.

Neal was raised in witsec for the great majority of his childhood. He was raised to vanish in a crowd, pass as unremarkable and unmemorable. Never leave an impression. So naturally, when he left he started doing everything he could to prove that he was alive. He existed. He was here. He mattered. Any attention is good attention to him (similar to a toddler).

Then Peter shows up and notices him. And then Peter stays. He chases Neal for years and no one has ever made Neal feel more alive or more known. That feeling is addicting. Neal doesn’t want to run. He wants Peter to chase him. He wants Peter to keep pushing him and teasing him and seeing him and wanting him. Peter loves that Neal Caffrey (specifically) is in the world and no one has ever wanted that before.

[dyvimwhitehart]

i go insane about this quest at least three times a week. the fact that the wizard's subconscious conjured up not only a version of ambrose hellbent on destroying them (which has its own insane implications for both them and mellori), but a version of malistaire that is gentle and helpful. a version of him that maybe, whether they're aware of it or not, they wanted in their life (ESPECIALLY if you have a death wizard.) a version of him that perhaps they can piece together somewhat through cyrus. a version of him that is the antithesis of the malistaire they knew because if he hadn't turned into what he was, they wouldn't have been sent out on their first of many harrowing journeys.

the fact that this version of him still exists somewhere in their memory during empyrea makes me cry. it's heavily implied that the wizard is an adult by that point in time, and they're still, in their own way, grieving a man they didn't know but were sent to destroy as a teenager. grieving a man driven mad by his own grief. i'd say we were so robbed of this malistaire and the young wizard, but we weren't, because it was never going to be that way. without them existing as they do, there's no story, and that's what makes w101 such a tragedy at the end of the day

[btheleaf]

Found from this post

Use this picrew to make yourself and your current blorbo, then tag some mutuals

I just had to do it when I realized the arrow tattoo was an option. This was as close as I could get to Tenzin’s facial hair lol

Tagging: @dont-blame-it-on-the-kids @lis-muerta @novaae @nyamadermont @orangepanic @desidarling123 @oldandirrelevant @linnorabeifong @wonderful-anarchy @yell0wsalt @atuats-sidechick

And open tag for anyone who wants to participate

[notbecauseofvictories]

The number of times I reach for, "I'll make a complicated baking project!!!!" because I know it'll take time and concentration (i.e., I can't focus on anything beyond the mechanical for a bit) and comes with a positive output that people who aren't me appreciate (i.e., desserts) makes me think I need other coping mechanisms.....and also that I might somehow understand those people who work out a lot.

[albino-parakeet]

”A Dance With Toro”

Fighting a “meat-eating bull” is pretty metal.

Once again showing that I'm a person who draws the dinosaurs better than the characters lol.

Timelapse undercut:

Song used Distant Past by Everything Everything. (Oops the video is longer than the song so sorry for the silence for the last minute or so lol.)

[son1c]

enemy mine 💔

propaganda for my oc, fibula! he's a thorn in shadow's side, but he just can't seem to shake him. it must have something to do with shadow's unique chaos energy signature... and fib's special talent for sniffing out chaos energy

you can vote for fibula here in the @sonic-oc-showdown! and remember: a vote for fib is a vote for monsters everywhere! o7

[uncharted-constellations]

Apologies for being non-existent, have a yor doodle

[persephonaae]

I would like everyone to meet my very special new friend

[p3ach-bun]

“I have you here to fix it for me ..”

[pancakemolybdenum]

realized i never posted the full cards i made for @jjbatarotdeck!

leftover sales are open and will be until the 14th of september or when the decks run out! u can buy it here!

[iero]

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