#on live tv

[stickybowl]

Lando: Oh my god. It’s uh… Carlos Sainz. It’s Carlos Sainz.

Crofty: Is it Carlos Sainz? Well it certainly is. […] Do you have to wave at him every time you see him?

Oscar: Yes, they do. They do.

Crofty: Do you feel like the man that split up the best bromance we’ve ever seen in formula one?

Oscar: No ‘cuz there’s someone has been up before me. So, I don’t feel guilty about it.

Crofty: Yeah… but he could’ve come back. He could’ve come back.

[valyrfia]

how did none of you know about the george russell and alex albon bed sharing to throat infection pipeline i fear the education system has failed you

[innytoes]

🐝 Fuck Kintsugi, We're Going To Duct Tape Our Love

Fuck Kintsugi, We're Going To Duct Tape Our Love

Alex had been so greatful when his boyfriend introduced them to his adoptive father, world famous record exec Caleb Covington. They had been all too happy to sign the contract, not reading as thoroughly as they should have. Not knowing that they'd practically sold their souls until it was too late. It didn't help that Willie disappeared two weeks later, sent to a boarding school in another country.

Seven grueling years, an internet campaign called #freeSunsetCurve, and several lawyers later, they finally have their lives back. And Alex, who had been in charge of secretly communicating with FreeSunsetCurve's leader, finally gets to meet the person behind the username and buy them a hotdog, an inside joke that had developed over the years.

Except standing at the hotdog cart in New York is Willie.

They have a lot to talk about.

[cat-buried-in-tall-grass]

first on the streets zero in the sheets is a crazy fucking thing to say and an even crazier thing for the subject of it to agree to

[fangedup]

MMA just gives people an excuse to put hands on each other and get themselves all bloody and sweaty

[tache-noire]

you show me yours i'll show you mine

[quibbs]

just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey

[obsessedwithceleste]

Pleaseee they’re so funny💀

[varpusvaras]

Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?

Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!

Titans: She doesn't much look like you...

Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more

Titans: and who is she?

Roy: Chessire

Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?

Roy: Yep!

Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-

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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!

Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?

Roy: Red Hood

Titans:

Roy:

Titans:

Roy:

Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?

Roy: Yep! 🥰

Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-

[natp20]

i'm going to lose my mind

[heartshapedracetrack]

Baumi und Rosi

[hangon-silvergirl]

fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?

[i-hate-charger-mains]

Callie and her socially inept cousin <3

[chewbacca]

Pedro Pascal as Mario in SNL’s HBO Mario Kart (The Last of Us Parody)

[arotheosis]

Someone said that Brennan in the Dimension 20 live shows poster was hitting the DreamWorks eyebrow/pose and I really couldn’t help myself

BrennanMind?? Brennan Lee Mullimind???

[gaywineauntsstuff]

I love the idea of Dick being all the Batkid's favourite sibling but in violently different fonts.

Jason: Dick and Jay canonically have a pretty solid relationship but i'm partial to the Jason was around for Dick's rebellion stage and so Dick doesn't think he has to worry about the pedestal thing bc Jason has absolutely seen him violently hungover before he was legally allowed to drink font of this

So by the time Jason comes back and is no longer trying to murder Tim (except psychologically) Dick decides... Well he's evil sometimes but also I can finally tell someone all the Titans drama. So him and Jason meet up like once month if they're in the same city and get progressively drunker while shit talking their teams and Bruce.

Also I hate the Dick and Robin!Jason didn't get along. They absolutely did, Dick was like 0.5 seconds away from taking Jason to live with the titans permanently.

Tim: 'Oh Jason is Tims Robin, Oh Dick betrayed Tims trust.' in the name of the orange dude y'all elected twice W R O N G. Tim Drake used to watch VHS tapes of the flying Graysons routine. He wasn't even a batman Stan first. That came after he saw Robin do a quadruple summersault. Tim is a Dick Grayson fanboy first Person second. Like Tim canonically saw Jason die and went lmao skill issue, imagine not being like Dick Grayson i'm better. When Dick first started training him, he'd consistently excuse himself go to the other room, hyperventilate over Dick Grayson teaching him how to train surf. Dick is not just his idol he's also a pretty substantial part of Tim's support system. He calls Dick when he's going through something or is stuck on a case. And he knows that Dick will always have his back. They have like the unrealistic adorable sibling relationships from Tv that don't exist irl. Tim also does that awkward shuffle thing after fights bc they're still siblings and Dick just pretends the fight didn't happen until Tims calm again

Damian: You have to understand Damian thought he'd have to basically do the league all over again. He lands with Bruce and those ideas are soundly rejected and he now has no trust or respect and he has to adjust. And Bruce is doing his holier than thou, you should know better 10yro who literally was brainwashed as a child act, like Tim didn't have to pull him away from straight up becoming a villain and Dick didn't have to put him in his place with his fists a couple times a year (we love Bruce really). Then Bruce gets Time-streamed, Tim runs away and now the circus freak is BATMAN. Except the circus freak is also a sadistic bastard to criminals, despite being made out of marshmallows to you. Dick hangs people upside down off high buildings for information and cackles as Nightwing. He also listens to Damians worries and helps him deconstruct his bias view of the world. Dick canonically set the standard for child heroes and is among one of the most beloved and trusted heroes despite being marshmallowy and refusing to murder people. Dick is kinda like Damians stand in non pretentious moral compass until he learns his own one later on. Hence why Damian adores Dick Grayson more than anyone really.

in summary support my agenda that Dick and Jason are gossipy drinking buddies, Tim absolutely had a Dick Grayson Shrine as a child and Damian calls Dick to double check that he still cannot kill Timothy (its now entirely a joke.... mostly)