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[victusinveritas]

[stickybowl]

Lando: Oh my god. It’s uh… Carlos Sainz. It’s Carlos Sainz.

Crofty: Is it Carlos Sainz? Well it certainly is. […] Do you have to wave at him every time you see him?

Oscar: Yes, they do. They do.

Crofty: Do you feel like the man that split up the best bromance we’ve ever seen in formula one?

Oscar: No ‘cuz there’s someone has been up before me. So, I don’t feel guilty about it.

Crofty: Yeah… but he could’ve come back. He could’ve come back.

[sp1nnenlilie]

[monstermemories]

hey so um what the actual fuck was that

[valyrfia]

how did none of you know about the george russell and alex albon bed sharing to throat infection pipeline i fear the education system has failed you

[innytoes]

🐝 Fuck Kintsugi, We're Going To Duct Tape Our Love

Fuck Kintsugi, We're Going To Duct Tape Our Love

Alex had been so greatful when his boyfriend introduced them to his adoptive father, world famous record exec Caleb Covington. They had been all too happy to sign the contract, not reading as thoroughly as they should have. Not knowing that they'd practically sold their souls until it was too late. It didn't help that Willie disappeared two weeks later, sent to a boarding school in another country.

Seven grueling years, an internet campaign called #freeSunsetCurve, and several lawyers later, they finally have their lives back. And Alex, who had been in charge of secretly communicating with FreeSunsetCurve's leader, finally gets to meet the person behind the username and buy them a hotdog, an inside joke that had developed over the years.

Except standing at the hotdog cart in New York is Willie.

They have a lot to talk about.

[cat-buried-in-tall-grass]

first on the streets zero in the sheets is a crazy fucking thing to say and an even crazier thing for the subject of it to agree to

[fangedup]

MMA just gives people an excuse to put hands on each other and get themselves all bloody and sweaty

[tache-noire]

you show me yours i'll show you mine

[violetheart77]

MOOOOOOM, they’re trying to turn Tumblr into TikTok again!

[quibbs]

just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey

[varpusvaras]

Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?

Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!

Titans: She doesn't much look like you...

Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more

Titans: and who is she?

Roy: Chessire

Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?

Roy: Yep!

Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-

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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!

Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?

Roy: Red Hood

Titans:

Roy:

Titans:

Roy:

Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?

Roy: Yep! 🥰

Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-

[sonofcelluloid]

Did you hear about Daniel Molloy?? No, not the Parkinson’s thing. No, not the vampires are real thing. No, not the twink thing. HE’S WEARING ACRYLICS. I’m talkin like ALWAYS a full set

[natp20]

i'm going to lose my mind

[girbirty]

house and wilson smoking weed together but wilson has a panic attack for no reason and house is The Same As Usual