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stickybowl · 6 days ago
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Lando: Oh my god. It’s uh… Carlos Sainz. It’s Carlos Sainz.
Crofty: Is it Carlos Sainz? Well it certainly is. […] Do you have to wave at him every time you see him?
Oscar: Yes, they do. They do.
Crofty: Do you feel like the man that split up the best bromance we’ve ever seen in formula one?
Oscar: No ‘cuz there’s someone has been up before me. So, I don’t feel guilty about it.
Crofty: Yeah… but he could’ve come back. He could’ve come back.
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valyrfia · 1 year ago
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how did none of you know about the george russell and alex albon bed sharing to throat infection pipeline i fear the education system has failed you
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innytoes · 7 months ago
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🐝 Fuck Kintsugi, We're Going To Duct Tape Our Love
Fuck Kintsugi, We're Going To Duct Tape Our Love
Alex had been so greatful when his boyfriend introduced them to his adoptive father, world famous record exec Caleb Covington. They had been all too happy to sign the contract, not reading as thoroughly as they should have. Not knowing that they'd practically sold their souls until it was too late. It didn't help that Willie disappeared two weeks later, sent to a boarding school in another country.
Seven grueling years, an internet campaign called #freeSunsetCurve, and several lawyers later, they finally have their lives back. And Alex, who had been in charge of secretly communicating with FreeSunsetCurve's leader, finally gets to meet the person behind the username and buy them a hotdog, an inside joke that had developed over the years.
Except standing at the hotdog cart in New York is Willie.
They have a lot to talk about.
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cat-buried-in-tall-grass · 2 months ago
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first on the streets zero in the sheets is a crazy fucking thing to say and an even crazier thing for the subject of it to agree to
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fangedup · 10 months ago
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MMA just gives people an excuse to put hands on each other and get themselves all bloody and sweaty
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tache-noire · 7 months ago
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you show me yours i'll show you mine
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ajarofpickledtears · 2 years ago
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well, today I learned that apparently faking being an ASL interpreter is a thing people do
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andy-dandy · 11 months ago
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love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
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quibbs · 7 months ago
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just had SO much fun with the fallout tv show... i love you missus okey dokey
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obsessedwithceleste · 9 months ago
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Pleaseee they’re so funny💀
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varpusvaras · 2 months ago
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Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?
Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!
Titans: She doesn't much look like you...
Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more
Titans: and who is she?
Roy: Chessire
Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?
Roy: Yep!
Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-
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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!
Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?
Roy: Red Hood
Titans:
Roy:
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Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?
Roy: Yep! 🥰
Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-
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natp20 · 4 months ago
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i'm going to lose my mind
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heartshapedracetrack · 1 year ago
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Baumi und Rosi
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hangon-silvergirl · 7 months ago
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fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?
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i-hate-charger-mains · 1 year ago
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Callie and her socially inept cousin <3
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chewbacca · 2 years ago
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Pedro Pascal as Mario in SNL’s HBO Mario Kart (The Last of Us Parody)
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