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sarasa-cat · 9 months ago

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Me for the past few hours: Sipping water from a mug, sitting in my highly customized ergo chair (work desk) with a very comfy-cozy heat pad on my back, cranked up to max.

Me: cannot will myself out of the chair to sleep in torture device that masquerades as a "bed."

#might sleep on floor with a pile of wool folded under me #like a 4 inch thick pile of wool blankets #on a yoga mat #the entire north american mattress industry is a fucking scam #waiting for a special order to arrive #from another fucking continent.... crying #I'll prolly be back in London before this thing arrives #the horror in my bedroom is currently what the US pushes as the best bed #(while stilling being sorta affordable #ymmv --- i think it is all a scam tbh)#and I'm just : burn this shit it is bad #30 day comfort guarantee FAILED #get this shit outta my life because now I am crippled

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hyunpic · 2 months ago

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hyunjin — super elle [december 2024]

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #bystay #staydaily #skzco #*edits #ouh leaning against the wall like a rolled up yoga mat..

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shiftythrifting · 1 year ago

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Girl, what

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #unsanitary #yoga mats #shiftylisting #hard rubbish shop #just throw that shit out #get yourself a mat from a brand that isn't racist for like 9 dollars

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blondebrainpowered · 2 months ago

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Gonzo and Camilla the Chicken practicing yoga.

#06/21 #international day of yoga #yoga #muppet #puppet #the muppets #gonzo #camilla #chicken #yoga mat #camilla the chicken #giphy #gif #breathe

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tributary · 7 days ago

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oh i don’t think that’s…

#i’d steal a dog tbh #greyhound #dog #or cat apparently #no she’s not allowed on the yoga mat

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thoughtsroamguy · 1 month ago

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Meet Xiuhcoatl, another core cast member and master of war. They haven't invented the weapon she can't fight with yet; and if they did, she'd master it anyway.

#Xiuhcoatl ToX #Tears of Xivo #3d art #game development #game developers #indie games #indie dev #I wanted that sorta yoga mom vibe for her. but instead of yoga mats and mushroom coffee she's all weapons and fighting stances

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laerien · 3 months ago

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Never got around to taking proper photos at NYCC, so bringing our Queen back out for Halloween

Bonus heavily-edited jump scare:

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 11 months ago

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So I was kicking through my closet looking for my yoga mat and TELL ME WHY I FOUND MY HOBIE BOOTS

I thought I threw these out!!!! 😭

I actually fucking love Docs and have owned like 5+ pairs over the years and these were my first!! I got them in Middle School like 2010ish GIRL I'M SO GODDAMN HYPE RN!!

I SWEAR!!!!!! when I tell you I thought I was a little punkette 🥺

I specifically remember kids making fun of me and calling them Ronald McDonald boots cause I always laced them all the way up and hated wearing them slouchy with the laces loose. You couldn't tell me SHIT though my autistic ass was like 'okay but these objectively Look Good. So you're wrong? I'm sorry.'

And here we are 15 years later.....

I SHOULD DEADASS START WEARING THESE AGAIN!!!! They still fit fucking perfect!!!!! WHAT !!!!

Watch me be thunk thunk thunking around in deez boots going oi oi and shit

#MYBOOOTTTSSS #When I tell you this shit was not a game 😭😭#I would've died if I saw a character like Hobie back then #also I did find my yoga mat!!#these boots are probably older than at least 1 of my followers #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk

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slayingdotfit · 6 months ago

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Namaste in your Lane 🌞

Tri-Blend comfy T shirt --- > Slaying.fit 💪

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d00dleybear · 10 days ago

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Cannoli practicing downward dog 🐕🐶

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singaporehelmet · 16 days ago

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his bitch pose is nasty

#f1 #formula 1 #lando norris #ln4 #he looks like a mf crab #not even joking like. look at them legs and the arms #the scronch of his nose tho #that poor yoga mat is going through it

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manifesting-me-06 · 22 days ago

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weensysunshine · 1 year ago

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sometimes when you’re new to having a body, you gotta see what kinda crazy stuff it can do

#aurora ghoulette #aurora ghoul #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fanart #nameless ghouls #phantom is like a little kid #look at me! im gonna do something cool! look!#and then he does that shit #to aurora especially since she’s new too #maybe she hasn’t tried that yet…. maybe she doesn’t know about this cool feature! it’s called balance on your head and stretch your legs!#i imagine someone set out a yoga mat for him to do his little poses on #rain tried to teach him some proper yoga but he gets bored #and starts doing weird stretchy stuff with his weird stretchy body #weensyart

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michiamerebberodepravato · 1 month ago

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#beautiful women #so hot and sexy #outdoors #yoga mat #yoga pose #grass #smile

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storiesbyjes2g · 19 days ago

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3.205 Just like you

The morning sunlight played hide and seek as the trees surrounding the house shielded us from its brilliance. I knew I should get up because my child had probably been awake for hours by now, but I was still so tired. But between the two of us, I'd rather Sophia sleep in and get all the rest she needs. So I got up and went to Desi's room. She wasn't there, so I walked around the house until I found her. When I did, I couldn't move or speak. I was so shocked by what I saw, but also kind of confused, very afraid, and more proud than I'd ever been. My child—my shadow—was doing yoga!

This thing I've loved for more than half my life now has somehow found its way into my daughter's life, and I don't even do it consistently anymore. When has she even seen me do it? Most of the time, I wait until she and Sophia are asleep. Heh, clearly that little booger isn't always asleep. Before I knew it, I had her in my arms, giving the biggest bear hug ever.

"You're doing yoga, Desi!"

She shrieked as I spun her around.

"How did you learn to do this?"

"I watch you from my window!"

"When you're supposed to be asleep?"

She giggled some more, guilty as charged.

Good thing I'm not a bad guy doing shady stuff out there. Who knows what I could have been teaching her. With the mystery solved, I moved on to more important questions.

"So, do you like yoga?"

"Yeah!"

"What do you like about it?"

"I like... I can be STRONG and fast like Llama Woman!"

I suppose, being the child of two active sims, her gravitation toward physical activities shouldn't have surprised me. This is so cool. I mean, I know it's natural for our children to be like us, but to experience it in this way... This is just so incredibly cool.

"Doing yoga can definitely make you strong, but you have to promise to come get me when you want to do it, okay? I don't want you to try anything fancy and hurt yourself. Alright?"

"Okay, I promise."

"Good. You cute little stinker. You go to sleep when I tell you! Let's go make breakfast for Mommy."

#ISBI challenge #sims 4 story #sims 4 gameplay #adolting #adolting gen 3 #luca winston murillo #desiree amari murillo #I was screaming when I found her in there #I was like Luca wake up your baby is doing yoga!!! lol #she never touched the mats at home #guess she has too many toys lol

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writingsbychlo · 1 year ago

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spiders are fucking foul and i hate them and i don’t care about the stupid poem they’re dead on sight if they enter my fucking house

#tHe cRiMe oF bEiNg sEeN wOuLd CoSt mE mY LiFe #yes tf it do #eight legged little bitch #crawling up my fuckkng yoga mat #scaring me shitless #“they’re more scared of you” then we’re both terrified and fighting for our lives #fuck that fucking noise #instant death sentence to anything i see in my home w more than four limbs

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