#omg tmi

[ecstarry]

would love any of your "weird" NSFW headcanons, gor any pairing

- :)

omg i knew this day will come where i EXPOSE myself as a very boring person sex wise ASJDHBSAJH i don't think i have any weird ones for you babe IM SORRY

the "weirdest" one came to me yesterday, while watching dune 2 and it was knives HAHAH and it was with PANDORA like i could see pandora licking the knife just like Feyd-Rautha in his first scene??? YES YES YES GIVE ME UNHINGED PANDORA DOMINATRIX KIND OF VIBES???

[cowardlycowboys]

[sunrisemill]

Me when I see these pictures

[mariusslonelysoul]

Hand flex this, rain proposal that WHAT ABOUT the half hug from behind lizzie gives her mother after lydia and wickham leave longbourn, i wanna talk about THAT

[watchyourbuck]

Buck + excessive sharing about his love life (7x04)

[wikitpowers]

u ever read a tsc book or snippet and imagine ur reading twp? or is it just me who’s that sad?

[ejunkiet]

tag game: share your phone homescreen and your recent kindle / book reader library? 😚

(is this a ploy to get book recs? PERHAPS)

homescreen by @hotmcrodz , and a bunch of @dominimoonbeam's books hehehe, but also mainly werewolf and vampire books, which is on brand 😚 (highly rec these books!!)

tagging- YOU, reading this!! Also (no pressure!): @dominimoonbeam @glassbearclock @garglyswoof @taelonsamada @slushrottweiler @lvllns @agentnatesewell @devilbunnyking @nerdierholler @genginger @hypnostanatos @austennerdita2533

[cowardlycowboys]

I could never do no nut november because unfortunately I love fucking myself too much

[carelessflower]

hot take but malec never getting back together will unlock their toxic highschool couple peak. everyone nearly uninvited from friendly gatherings and parties cause they can’t stand being normal for one sec. telling they move on and another but the next day alec got his face pressed into magnus sofa. and it all a ploy so magnus can get the second round on his king size bed

[wikitpowers]

BC I MISSED IT AT THE TIME NOW IS THE HOUR TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS AHHHHHHHHHH

i am losing my shit hold up

[ejunkiet]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: WORDS ARE ON THE PAGE >:3

[fitzrove]

Ooh btw when I went out with my friends the other night we were waiting for a bus at one point. An extremely pretty girl was waiting for it a few metres away from us... I noticed her existing as you do pretty girls when you are a Homosexual (🫣) but was mostly focused on talking to my friends and stuff. Well suddenly she came up to us and I noticed she was actually kinda crying (!! 🥺) and asked if any of us had a tissue. I am always prepared esp fresh off my sneezy Vienna trip, so I gave her a plastic-wrapped pack, unopened and all... she was very grateful (asking if she could really keep it all - I said it was fine and even got to use the tdv sarah "you can have it, i've got two" line because I did have two hehehe success everyone inside my brain clapped) but she struggled to open it because long acrylic nails! So I offered to help again and she gave it back to me and our fingers brushed a bit and I tore the plastic cover open with my long short-nailed sexy lesbian fingers 😌 and gave it back hehe.

Anyway I feel like this all would've been a queercoded metaphor if it was fictional but because it's real life we went our separate ways never to meet again 😌 but I was still kind of thinking about her at the club 🥹 and when we were taking the train home with my friend at 5:50 am I was kind of talking about her JSKFLDLFLFL omg kinda creepy tbh esp since I wasn't even drunk 💀 Well my friend was drunk so maybe she already forgot about it. I hope that girl is less sad now and believes in the good in humanity 😌❤️

[cowardlycowboys]

thinking about you (with my pussy)

[bookishjules]

hii i don't mean to sound annoying or anything but i just saw your sizzy post about cardigan and i actually edited them to it not so long ago so i thought you might've liked to see it 🥹 also im a BIG FAN of your blog i love them sm it's so nice seeing people enjoy them on a not very normal level like i do 😭🫶🏻 here's the link <3

https://twitter.com/shiniestswheels/status/1746667328576577776

oh i'm gonna need this injected into my bloodstream actually. bro. this is incredible. i literally had to stand up and walk around for a while after watching it just to be able to respond coherently.

linking the video here bc it deserves easy access <3

aksjdfhlas thank you sm for sharing btw i'm gonna watch this a million more times and try not to drown in my own tears <33

[keepthetension]

the sixth one is also at jade's family's place

mai helping out with dishes after the meal, and chatting with the sibs!

[papermunchermmm]

I just watched Alienstage for the first time since Round Two came out. You people have been suffering. Holy moly.