#omg im so overwhelmed theres so much to do but little time

[cumulo-stratus]

BAU autism headcannons

(GIF NOT MINE)

(male reader)

CW: possible swearing, mentions of meltdowns and overstimulation, lemme know if theres anything else!

A/N: sry i havent rly posted in a while, i started a school recently and its been a rly big change for me so ive just been emotionally/mentally exhausted like all the time, but i dont wanna abandon u guys so i decided i would get something up, even if its not super good, thanks for y’all’s understanding <3

i think both JJ and Emily would become sort of mothers to reader

(not that they werent already mothers to the rest of the team but reader especially)

like JJ would totally have a motherly instinct for readers needs (like a sort of spider sense)

like if your ever nervous about something being too much or being overwhelming, jj would kinds know this and either make arrangements for accommodations or make sure you know you dont have to go if you want to.

and like she definitely wold put herself in charge of keeping your safe foods stashed on the jet and at the office

emily is more of a mother in a protective way than jj is

like this girl will not hesitate at all to go off on someone for maybe being disrespected to about stimming your chair while thinking

or like if you dont want to shake a police officers hand when your being introduced, and you get dirty/weird looks for it, or anyone comments on it? BOOM this girl will stare at them with so much animosity they’ll be scared of her shes so hot oml

anyways i thinks he team would be super accepting of you, especially if you joined after reid like they would already have some experience with autism

and like if you weren’t ent comfortable telling anyone other than hotch(i feel like it would be like a in ur file thing idk how the government works tho) spencer would defo be able to tell and confront u privately abt it (our respectful king <3)

and if you are comfortable telling the team, everyone would be respectful

i think like rossi/gideon would be a little clueless but like trying their hardest

like rossi would have no idea what stimming is but understands that like you move in certain ways or make certain noises when ur excited

and like with all his money he wouldnt hesitate to spoil u with any fidget toy u need/want or like a rly nice weighted blanket (its insane how expensive those things are)

and like gideon despite his profound understanding of others (hope yall got that ;)) he wouldn’ t get why sometimes you dont feel like/cant talk but totally respects it

omg garcia is our autism ally QUEEN im telling you

always has a big basket of fidgets/stim toys sitting on her desk and when your having a rough day shell leave you a little goodie in a brightly colored and decorated bag

i firmly believe that she is the queen at finding brands with clothes that not only fits your style perfectly but is also sensory friendly

i think she would definitely say that if she never ended up working in the FBI she wouldve started a clothing shop for sensory friendly clothing/accessories

spencer would totallllyyyy be your best friend when it comes to being under-stimulated

he will totally info dump on you and vice-versa

spencer (like penlope) would totally recommend clothing brands that are sensory friendly, but sock brands in particular

and everyone makes fun of you for nerding out over everything

also spencer would definitely get in the habit of grabbing your hands in his when you start to pick a t your nails and cuticles

like he didnt even realize what he was doing the first time but now he does it without thinking about it and for the team its normal

“hey,” and he would gently grab your hands to stop you from picking at them

“sorry..”

”youve nothing to be sorry for” (with that little reid smile oml rf[osifjgturhv)

and i also firmly believe that morgan is the best people to go to if your having a meltdown

he would stop you from harmfully stimming

“hey sugar, unclench those pretty little hands for me. there we go… good job kid.” he would have the softest smile and voice

and when he takes your hands to stop you from hitting yourself his grip is rly firm but gentle

but hotch is the best to go to for when your overstimulated

like he would make sure you know his office is always a quiet place you can go to with out questions

and he would secretly have a stash of like stimm toys in his office that he stole from garcia

his couch is always open to you, especially like late at night if you are really tired his fatherly instincts will kick in and force you to come to his office for a break

he would would hand you and blanket and a stim toy

”sit. sleep”

thats all he would say in his cute little stern but actually caring voice <3

[werlikesreblogging]

Well i havent posted in a while well, mostly because, i forgor

BUT

wow pretty busy really said fuck you f2p players

I didnt complain untill now so i think i can get a little treat

So ok prepare cause this will be a prob long post or just very well mostly negative about my whole expierence with this game because well I AM PISSED

So I acually first played this game around the time of its release (of couse because of the Leviathan Bath card lmao) but didnt like how the game looked like that much so i quit pretty much as soon as i started

Then my friend got me into it again and well i fell in love with the characters and the plot LITERALLY DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY ITS COVER

And why am i talking about it well its because it was around the time of christmas gabriel nightmare pass and i was new so i just kinda didnt care about it back then

But now back to the present

so the whole reason im writing this is in the first place is obvs the nightmare pass

Like gabriel one, ppyong one i could live i was like ok it sucks but what can i do i can still get all the 7 kings eventually so thats fine

AND THEN VICTORY LUCIFER NIGHTMARE PASS CAME OUT

AND OMG ok i was like ok im pissed but its probably just the victory cards that will be in the nightmare pass right ?

WELL NO NOW BATH BEEL NOT EVEN A FEW DAYS AFTER LUCIFER'S

both of my favourite characters in a row well how nice

Dont even get me started on how fucked the pricing of it is like i payed for battle passses in games before im not even a total f2p and i was acually considering doing the same here because i mean its a small company and i really like this game so i might as well support it well no. not with this price.

And not only are there no new stories, previous events are payed if u havent read them, oh and if u want to reread them well fuck you too

I honestly havent even read the belphie's event cause i just really dont feel motivated to do it

Maybe its just me but unlocking the character card stories is also a little hard because getting the BEGINNERS candies is just annoying even though it well should be the easiest out of all of them

And the story is what made me get into this game as much as i did

I think it was the first time a game was so perfect for me when it comes to story length, and amount (i tend to get very overwhelmed when theres a lot of content)(I acually quit playing genshin impact after 2 years because there was no skip button)

The 5 chapters, all the events, some of the character's stories i read were all so interesting and fun

and well now we get literally no new content

plus like thats very personal but i would have loved it if this game had some sort of a routine because i feel like everything is such a mess ?

like now we get 3 fucking nigtmare passes in a row, new characters and event are so random and the main story well it left to get milk

also when i say i play this game for the story i really mean it because the battle system is really not my cup of tea overall the game mechanics im just not that big of a fun of that

+just the fact that PB hates that we share content of payed cards with each other but also puts important lore in it just man be fucking for real

I log in everyday just to log in and get my 10 key pull from the pancake shop to feed my gambling addiction and maybe get that mammon or satan attacker cards cause they are the only ones i lack from the ones u can acually get from the standard gacha at the moment

oh and now they erased the free 10 pull from the store huh

well with how little red gems we are getting say goodbye to any gacha in a fucking gacha game

Oh and also i dont know if anyone noticed but now selling S tealeaves gives u 6 pancakes and L tealeaves gives you 9.

3 pancake diffrence. For an S character and L character.

oh and lower grades just dont give you anything really i have like around 14 milion gold and books so yea

and while i wont have that much of a problem cause i already have most cards,most artifact, almost maxxed out bloodshed beelzebub (not his skills)

But now imagine you are a new player trying to get into this game.

And you cant read events unless you pay, u can do the story but i mean u might finish it quickly or it might get hard if u cant get any characters because well doing any gacha at all just got 1000 times harder,you just see another nightmare pass thats just expensive af, oh and a new character comes out and you didnt get lucky with your one ten pull that u managed to get after weeks of working ? well u have to wait 3 months TO MAYBE get it in the standard gacha that well you might do once a week maybe

and so the low maintence game i loved in a span of a few days changed for much much worse

I will probably keep on loging in just to see if maybe anything changes but i dont have my hopes high

ngl with how it looks like rn i doubt even asmodeus for who i was waiting so much for will change my mind about this game

what i need them to do is honestly just bring back the whole previous pancake shop along with this new nightmare one i feel like for me at least selling tealeaves for the normal pancakes and then if i have a lot of it i can changee into nightmare pancakes and then maybe exchange it for some thing would be much cooler and honestly i just want my very easy ten pull back........

for the nightmare passes just make then like i dunno every 3 months even would be better and just make it so that its smth special not neccessary or just make it more affordable for players to acually afford

and i mean what im saying is just random stuff i havent even thought about it that much there might be better ideas for what to do but i honestly wish the best for this game and what is happening right now is just pretty much ruining it for not only me but most players i doubt only f2p, cause even if you pay for a game u need a reason to do it if the game doesnt provide then you might as well go to a diffrent one

Ok i think thats pretty much all there might be more i wanted to say but well i forgor and well im gonna get bubble tea as a treat prob......

[jazzmckay]

davg day 6:

if anyone needs me i will be over here lying on the floor

i'd already collected all the wolf statuettes apparently so as soon as i got the last from the inky (!!!!!!) i was able to view all the regrets back to back to back to back....

so yes. the floor. im a fun mix of excited and overwhelmed and heartbroken. stunned to find a ton of my headcanons are now actual canon. how intense. poor solas, jfc, but also shiiiiiit the dagger and the titans, thats so damn rough. i understand why lace is as angry as she is. the dwarves absolutely got the worst deal ever here. they are, after all, the ones who have to deal with the darkspawn all the time, not just during a blight. i took so many screenshots during all this.... i loved that the whole team got together like a damn book club to discuss solas' worst memories omg... rip to solas he's been mega exposed. the mortifying ordeal of being known. but my rook is absolutely sympathetic. i'm constantly wishing i could go talk to him whenever i want :( solas :(((( (id REALLY like to write a missing scene where rook goes to talk to him after minrathous vs treviso because who the fuck else would understand the weight of dooming innocents on such a scale? part of her sympathy is because i, the player, am sympathetic, but i also think the harder being a leader gets, the more she understands the complexity of the choices he made)

the topic of curing the titans came up..... houghhh is it really possible? will it happen in this game? aAaAAA

and then im meeting someone in the crossroads with morrigan, who she called "she". am i about to meet mythal? in spirit form after solas took her power at the end of dai??? i realize i can get this answer as soon as i want lmao but theres soooo much i want to do at the same times always!!!!

TAASH. i need to know everything about you RIGHT NOW

during all these sequences, i found myself so intrigued by everything taash had to add. theyre actually... really fucking smart? brains AND brawn? my DUDE thats hot. i got this vibe from the "taash talks" stuff as well. there is so much to them beneath the Brutal Warrior vibe

also i got a giggle out of taash immediately being like "they were fucking" about solas and mythal, and i got approval for agreeing "oh they were definitely doing it" sdfgmf incredible

i did indeed get a continuation about taash's gender issues and i'm so in love.... it's actually really wonderful to see a character still figuring it out instead of already knowing. cathartic. the struggle of feeling "not normal" and having a different response to gender things than others. simply not having the frame of reference or the terminology, just knowing theres this Feeling. can't wait to see how it plays out

the way solas was responsible for this with the titans and then when he woke up in the current world with the veil, he felt like it HAPPENED AGAIN.... ACCIDENTALLY. TO HIS OWN PEOPLE im going to scream. the way its linked to tranquility. screaming and screaming and

honestly all of this was delicious in a ton of ways, including lace, bellara, and davrin just being present, leaning all this about the dwarves, the elves, and the blight. bellara and lace relating over the need to reevaluate so much of what they understood..... hhh and davrin probably now understands more about the blight than any other warden ever.

when bellara mentioned that solas might be able to possess someone to escape the fade my pupils went blown like an excited cat lol literally instantly "POSSES ME, SOLAS....."

yes yes we're supposed to be wary, we're expecting him to betray us of course of course but listen. rook and solas could be in one body fighting this together as a little treat. im just SAYING

so after this i did emmrichs personal mission in the necropolis gardens, which was fucking beautiful. i do actually find cemeteries really peaceful, personally. ive been to some old canadian ones and had a great time sitting in the grass between the headstones and writing in my journal. so i loved this very much. walked around quite a bit, not sprinting at all, just taking it in and doing the side quest there

also emmrich and bellara are team "upbeat and kind, reveal their traumatizing backstory, then go back to normal like that never came up!" omg they.... i wish there was a "hug companion" button

i went to the anderfels after but i was feeling a bit overstimulated with all the stuff i learned! but i will def play more later because i am dying to find out more

[ye-oldroderich]

Hi i saw a friend of mine do art of ur wiz ocs and kindly i wpuld love to hear more about them. Nonhuman ocs in wiz r so fun

OMG YAAAAAY i love talking about my ocs so bad ..... WAHH. prepare for a long yap sesh

More art of them from last(?) year's art fight by my friend @mister-geuse <3 ily tutt

I love Insaf and Rund they're my little guys im so glad so many people like them too 😭 when i make ocs for media i like to try and explore things that help to flesh out the world more and wizzy has SO many nonhuman peoples and there's just so much you can do ... no shade to people with human ocs of course. but personally i like exploring different things with each character i make

Krokotopia is one of my favorite worlds because i'm old and i like lizard people. it isnt without criticism (LOTS of criticism) though. i dont think ive ever seen another mander oc before (although i havent looked *that* hard, theres probably some out there!) so they were my go-to when making an oc from that world.

Insaf loves history! especially the history of magic in her world. she's often frustrated after she comes to wizard city and the library doesn't have much information on krokotopia's history, let alone things about her culture or anything before the krok dynasties came to power. after being Alhazred's student, she finds Arthur Wethersfield's teaching suuuuper lackluster in comparison. she corrects things he says about Balance magic in her mind. Insaf would be an "um, actually" girl if she wasn't nerfed with a severe anxiety disorder LMAO

she's actually really easy to anger but is just so adept at bottling it that she never shows it. this girl wants to rage so badly. magic is her outlet. she's a bit of a wildcard during duels since shes small and unassuming but VERY quickly becomes very aggressive with lots of offensive spells. she got a broomstick when she moved to wizard city but sucks at riding it and is pretty embarrassed about it (her tail throws her off-balance). she also has a pet chameleon in her dorm! its name is Sheba.

Now for Rund. i love birds and dinosaurs and corvids so a raven was a must-have for me as an oc. also its fun to put your characters through the horrors (ie a cult) and Rund definitely gets the brunt of it lmao. i haven't really ever made a character dealing with amnesia because its such a cheap plot cliché and its never done accurately to how amnesia actually works as like. a nuerological condition. so with Rund i've been really researching how it actually works so that i can portray it well.

amnesia is still not very well understood because the brain is so silly and complicated but if i were to label her with something it'd be pure retrograde amnesia. after her head injury, she can't really remember much at all about herself, and isn't familiar with ravenscar or anyone there. she CAN remember how to use runes, though, and other "muscle-memory" things. after she's sent to wizard city to recover, she starts getting some memories back over time (mostly information she got while reading, and some personal details) but memories specifically retaining to the Coven are much harder for her to remember.

Rund is also autistic (both she and Insaf are) and has some other underlying conditions that were exacerbated by both her head injury and the traumatic stress she was under. she has both motor and vocal tics, and doesn't speak much outside of echoalia. she's very easily overwhelmed so she sticks to less crowded and quieter places, which are hard to find in wizard city ... its why she and insaf hang out by the death school LMAO. no one else is ever there.

Rund uses runestones instead of a spelldeck, just like a lot of people in Grizzleheim traditionally do. she likes to shake the bag and hear them clinking together. her mount is a Death Vortex, and i rationalize it as like ... her turning into a cloud to zip around (usually so she can get on top of something and perch up there). she likes having her hood up so she can block out stimuli. Rund knows people look at her differently, which is part of why she avoids most people. she doesn't really know how to feel about being sent to Ravenwood, but supposes its better than the alternative ... though she misses Grizzleheim's snow.

Rund and Insaf met when they were assigned partner on a death class project. neither of them really had friends before that at ravenwood. Insaf doesn't expect anything of Rund or judge her for things she can't control. Likewise, Rund doesn't judge Insaf for having "unsightly" feelings, and can relate to it. they both like yapping about magic and history, and take turns talking at eachother. they have library dates where they go and point out flaws in the literature (hater activity). they're their own best company.

[jimiminily]

🌹𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝐽𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛🌹

Enjoy your 29! 💜

13.10.2024

Happiest 29th birthday Jimin 💜🎂🎉

Where do I even beginnn??? he's really my everything omg 🥹🥹 Firstly I wanna wish him eternal happines, healthiness and love 💕 Jimin is so easy to love 🩷 I really adore him thiiiiiiiiii🌌🌌🌌♾️🌌🌌🌌iiiiiiiiiis much so precious and lovable the most beautiful stunning prettiest looking and rlly kindhearted and gentle I miss him sm 💔 and btw his second solo album 'MUSE' was released on 19th July! (Almost 3 months ago) and the way I was so happy to be in Jimin's era TT the main track 'Who'.. I was so overwhelmed of how awesome and amazing it was and im not even being biased but that really is soty and aoty woowww Jimin really is hardworking even in the military he's amazing fr 🫡�� I'm glad that this is the first and last birthday without Jimin and he's not spending his birthday alone since Jimin and Jungkook are together in the military 😊 speaking of them they released a travel show named 'Are You Sure?!' and it had 8 episodes and the last one ended a month ago AND I REALLY ENJOYED IT!! THEYRE SO PLAYFUL AND CUTE TOGETHER 🥹🥹 anyway!! Happiest 29th bday Jimin, can you believe it??? He was 25 when i got to know him! 🫶 the world is lucky to have you love, I love you 🥰💜

Days left until military discharge:

- Namjoon & Taehyung: 242 days left

- Jimin & Jungkook: 241 days left

- Yoongi: 251 days left

<👆 everyone wil be discharged in June 2025>

- Hoseok: 4 DAYS LEFT! 🎉🥹 (17 oct)

- Seokjin: 4 months ago discharged 🥰🎉

- His solo album 'Muse' on all streaming platforms!

- Jimin <Who> Official MV

He was active today on weverse! Here are all the links to his 7 posts with correct translation! I'm so happy 🥹💞

Post 1:

🐥 everyone im here, its been a while hehe

Post 2:

🐥 my birthdays here already... kekeke

Post 3:

🐥 i was frantically adjusting and before i knew it, its already my birthday

but it feels like time really flew by, but also it feels like its been slowly crawling by kekekekeke if i look back at it, it seems fast but if i look forward it seems slow kekekekekekekekekekekeke

Post 4:

🐥 hehehe ARMY you all~~

when will I get to stand in front of you guys and call you out guys like this

I miss you.. I miss youuuuu

um it's a long time passing by, isn't it?

what does it feel like to ARMYs? [long/short]

I wonder what kind of days you guys are spending~

Wouldn't the time that you're waiting for us become tiring~

While I worry about that, I also hope that you guys are just spending the times with just happy things

Because you guys must only (experience happiness) hehe

Post 5:

🐥 for the first time in a while, armys are making <me> happy memories once again hehe

im not saying this to make you worry!

because it isnt easy hehe

but theres also a lot of good people in the military, so we're all working hard together to receive training

im eating well and im working out really hard as well !

so dont worry about me

thank you for the birthday wish

how much luck do i have, that im receiving birthday wishing while in the military

i dont know when i can pay all of this back

once i leave, ill do anything to repay <you>

so please just wait a little bit for me

im writing something but im somewhat hesitating

so i think thats why my words are a little choppy hehe

army~~~~

i wont forget this precious today

armys, who are the most precious in the entire world,

i love you💜

Post 6:

🐥 I really love you so much

Post 7:

🐥 I'll come again

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🎂241013 Happy Birthday Jimin🎂

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With his talents and solo ventures, the singer, songwriter, producer, global ambassador and record-breaker has made a name for himself as one of the most prominent figures in K-Pop.

HBD to the first Korean soloist to reach #1 in the 65-year history of the Billboard Hot 100! His single Like Crazy is the longest charting song by K-Soloist on Spotify Global Daily Chart! Like Crazy is also the most streamed song in the history of Spotify South Korea. He is the First and Only Korean/K-Soloist to have multiple albums surpassing 1.2 Billion Streams on Spotify. (MUSE and FACE). Jimin is the First and Only Korean/K-Soloist to surpass 300 Million streams on Spotify USA Chart. He is also the First Korean Soloist to reach #1 on Spotify Global and also First Korean Soloist to gain 1 Billion Streams on Spotify in a single year! He holds the record of Most Streamed 2024 song and 2024 album currently (Who & MUSE)!

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And surprisingly today!:

Jimin sets a new Worldwide Record as the FIRST and ONLY person to have over 23+ related keywords and hashtags occupying Twitter's Worldwide Trends simultaneously for the FIFTH YEAR in a row!!

Jimin related terms are 26 of the top 30!

I love you so much Jimin🩷 till then, D-241 ♡

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[pesterloglog]

Arquiusprite, Davepetasprite^2

Act 6, page 7923-7927

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Nepeta?!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!!!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I mean

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Dave?!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!!!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Dave and Nepeta,

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Nepedavesprite?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < davepeta!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < (sprite squared lol)

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Davepeta Sprite Squared

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> It is I, Arquiusprite, to the first power

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Which is to say, Equius, and an artificial intelligence composite of your bro, in the form of the cool broken sunglasses I am wearing

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah i know dummy! BPP

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> How is this possible?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> How did you come to be??

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < umm i dunno

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < some shit happened

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < was on a tea date, shook hands with myself, you know

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < basic fuckery

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < how did YOU come to be???

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I...

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes, that is a fair question

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Some b*llshucks happened, which made little to no sense, and now here I am

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I can only presume this was the case for you as well, given your incoherent and poorly developed anecdote

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what ya doin there bro?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Huh? Oh. Nothing really

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Doing the final work for this session. Releasing the grist hoards. Nothing that matters now...

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Now...

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> That you're here

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *Sniff*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo are you crying??

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < awww

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Davepeta, I apologize for the embarrassing secretions from this imperfect, semi-organic form

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> How ironic, that I spend virtually 100% of my time secreting liquid from virtually 100% of my body's surface area, and yet a few more drops from my eyes would cause me such shame

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < h33h33h33 youre so fuckin gross!!!!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i really missed you dude

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I missed you as well, or, I would have, had I permitted myself to think about you

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Alas, I failed to protect you from an unpleasant clown in the most disgraceful way possible, much to the shame of my dead troll half, and much to the disgust of my digital human half

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Hence, to the Nepeta portion of you, Davepeta,

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I am so very STRONGLY sorry

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < theres nothin to apawlogize for!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < nepeta furgave you for that and anyways im not even her anymore

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i guess davesprite had some old issues with his bro he never really sorted out but hey im not him either!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and youre not his bro or equius youre arquius who is a new and cool and beautyifful thing and anyway all those old troubles are f33ling so overwhelmed by new and different emotions and its great!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes, Davepeta, you're right

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> It is really fl*pping great

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *Slight sob*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dawwwwwww

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < there there you blubbering goddamn cutie

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta sniffs curiously at arquiusprites grody and emotional body*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *p33-yew davepeta exclaims, recoiling like they were just using their muzzle to investigate the business end of a shitting dog*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> What are you...

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I mean,

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *Arquius submits his question to Davepeta in the form of a third person statement, thereby acknowledging once and for all that he is in no way above the childish nonsense of his former moirail*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *He in fact acknowledges by e%tension that he is not above anything or anyone, and never was*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < omg yes!!!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean that was a good start but also a little abstract man, you should try incorporating some actual behaviors and actions into your RP things to punch them up

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Behaviors and actions?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like think dude, how the hell is davepeta supposed to react cutely to some internal epiphany your havin? hows that shit externally TELEGRAPHED bro??

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I see

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *I mean, Arquius sees*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *Arquius soon realizes he will need a truly unreasonable supply of fresh, dry towels to absorb the perspiration caused by two separate lifetimes of regrets and foolishnesses*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *He embarks on a mystical quest of the spirit, through a land of his imagination's design as a part of his personal "Alternative Universe" fiction. It is a mountainous land consisting of only fresh, perfectly folded white towels, and rivers of milk running through its valleys*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yum yum!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *"Yum yum" indeed, he thinks to himself with his silicon brain, e%actly one trillion times per second, for several seconds. But now is no time to sup from the streams of dairy. He gathers a heap of clean towels in his strapping arms. Yes, these guns you see here. Two astonishing sinewed meat trunks clutch the unsodden rectangles of fabric, like tremendous baguettes of rippling, twitching protein tissue.*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < B\\

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *He reflects on his pair of powerful weapons with admiration, and wonders quietly if Davepeta would like a complimentary ticket to the gun show. But due to his obscenely powerful mind, this thought took place in the blink of a microsecond, and he proceeds to have additional, similarly rapid cyber-reveries. Including, but not limited to, thoughts of fondness for Davepeta, and some e%tremely comple% genetic algorithms comparing the merits of various redemptive gestures, and-

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < arquius youre RPing your internal thought process again

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Oh. Sorry

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its ok for startin out, youll get the hang of it if you k33p at it

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you being willing to try is all that matters and is hella nice B33

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *starts to purr a sick beat!*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> You mean, like a rap beat?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < um, duhhh?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *Arquius wonders if the purred rap beat is strictly in the hypothetical plane of roleplay, or if it will be an audible phenomenon taking place in reality soon*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta gives a little knowing nod, as if to say, you bet your chiseled ass itll be an audible phenomenon in reality soon*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *Arquius begins fle%ing rhythmically, in time with the beat of the purred rap. This hypothetical role playing action should also be regarded as a precursor to this deed being literally e%ecuted in reality*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta starts droppin the illest purrbeat you ever heard but stops suddenly, as they become mesmerized by the hypnotic flexing of arquiusprites humongous muscles*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Do you... really like them?

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> *He says*

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i... really do

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *they say*

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Would...

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> You like to touch my muscles, davepeta?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes i believe i would

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Then I must command you

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Please touch my muscles

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes ok

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> I won't take no for an answer, Davepeta

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Touch my muscles

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i said yes!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Touch my muscles

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Touch my muscles

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes!!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Touch my muscles

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < YES!!!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dammit dude

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < why dont we stop pussyfooting around stuff and get down to brass tacks

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> What brass ta% do you mean, Davepeta

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i think you know B33

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Davepeta, are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < mmm hmmmm!

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> To be clear, you are insinuating that we attempt to e%ecute a rare, and highly sweet, "bro hug bump"?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < hell yes i am!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i am insinuating that we attempt nyan other than that exact type of hug!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < are you ready dude???

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < lets DO this thing

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes!!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < lets make this shit work

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> Yes!!!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < where doing it man

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> YES!!!!

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < where MAKING THIS HAPEN

ARQUIUSPRITE: 🕶️--> YES!!!!!

[bloodcoveredgf]

do you have any tips for someone getting into horror who can't handle gore well/is there any way to get used to fake gore? i tried watching midsommar and even though i kept reminding myself it was all fake i had to turn it off after the cliff scene, and it just sucks because i feel i'm missing out on so many great movies.

hi!! omg i understand that because believe it or not i actually used to feel similarly and would struggle to enjoy movies with intense gore / especially on certain days / moods and occasionally still will but its mainly due to the fact i have autism and have days where i have high empathy that causes me to be upset/overwhelmed/overstimulated really easily by gore and people having intense negative painful experiences in general so its a little different but!! i feel like after awhile of watching sooo many movies and working my way up by watching mildly gory films and camp horror that had gore but it was on the sillier side like the first three evil dead films for instance i started to Really Really love and appreciate gory horror and it became easier to handle and also appreciate!! i started seeking out really gory films and grew an appreciate and love for them too :) i also have a big interest in practical effects and sfx and love to think about how people achieved and worked on those gory parts of any horror im watching and even watch behind the scenes of that which makes it really awesome and exciting to see it. also still yucky and disgusting and horrific at times but i also started to realize that i like that horror makes me uncomfortable sometimes and being uncomfortable and disgusted is a big part of what horror is supposed to and Trying to make you feel so thats where my appreciation and love for it grows!! :] i think its okay to have boundaries and to feel like something is too much and i want people to prioritize their well being but also sometimes being uncomfortable and grossed out and disturbed is why life is so beautiful and exciting!! its good to not be comfortable 24/7 in my opinion but thats also just like... how i live my life personally.. not saying thats how you gotta but things like that helped me! but also you can search out films with not a ton of gore or no gore at all which isnt super duper hard actually and i could recommend some if youd like i actually did on my blog recently!! also if it helps you can go on doesthedogdie.com before watching a movie and it will usually tell you how severe the gore is + if theres specific things that take place in the movie like 'does a head get smashed?' or 'does someone burn alive?' etc etc etc and itll tell you yes or no! it also lists a bunch of other content warnings too and that could help maybe to not only know what youre getting into but to be more prepared to see it or even skip past certain bits where it is, sometimes people will even list timestamps so you can look out for those!!

[pacifymebby]

Hey Layla! I’m curious.. who is a fictional character you find yourself identifying with? And why? I feel like it says a lot about a person 🥰

Hiii <3 i love this question but omg its difficult.

Here me out on this one but

Mole (Wind in the Willows)

🌿 He starts off so quiet/reserved and isolated, he lives his quiet underground life minding his own business and well, i guess staying in his comfort zone... But he does have the desire for adventure, later whenever ratty is shaking his head and not wanting to go along with toads plans, its moley who is like "oo but it could? Be fun" like he's uncertain but he has this kind of want for excitement. Which is very much me as i have been my whole life, im really shy, and I'm anxious about things, but i have a curiosity that means whilst i do prefer my comfort zone and my little house with all my little things, theres still something inside me that craves the excitement and draws me to the wild wood. Like i too would have heard ratty say "we don't go there" and immediately been curious as to why.

🌿He's so anxious but so fiercly loyal to his friends that he faces his fears and puts himself in harms way to save his friends and I'm like that too, anxious, terrified to talk to people, but the moment a friend needs me, i find my voice for them. Also there's like a level of stupid to his loyalty, like when he goes into the wild woods on his own, doesnt even know where he's going but he just goes because he feels he has to for toad, so he just stumbles on in, knowing its a bad idea but doing it anyway. I do that alot haha

🌿 He's younger that badger and ratty and he really looks up to them in every way, like theyre not father figures but theyre older, wiser friends who moley looks to for protection and to learn from too, they show him the riverbank and all these new things like Messing about on boats!! And he really admires them but also trusts them immediately, almost naively, just trusts them and I feel like thats very much what i am like when i make friends with any male my age or above. I look for friends with that "take you under my wing" nurturing side to them. (like how me and B became friends, it was because he really did just keep me tucked under his wing)

🌿He's so earthy (yes i know he's a mole) but hes so earthy and he loves his dark damp mole hole with all of his little things, its his home and he loves it even though it isnt much and then when he's with Ratty and he realises that he can't remember where it is, and he cries and gets so sad. Like hes so me for real, i love my room, i love making myself a little home, a sanctuary kind of place thats mine that feels totally safe and cosy and comfortabke. And i will quite happily stay in it forever and ever like its my little nest if I get things just right.

Unnamed Narrator/second mrs de'winter (Rebecca /daphne du maurier)

🌿 Shes so young and she falls head over for a sophisticated older man who is more well educated, higher class status etc than she is and she is so taken in by him and like, naively swept off her feet. She's desperate for his approval and giddy whenever she gets it and what can I say... Reading this book made my daddy issues ten times worse because it normalised them haha

🌿 She really is like, an over emotional, naive little waif and she spends the whole novel feeling too much about the smallest of things. There are times when Max is a little sharp with her and she gets overwhelmed with sadness and guilt and shame ans humiliation all at once and sits there trying not to cry but crying anyway and like, literally last night i was overtired and sulking and B made a passing comment about me being in a foul mood and I waited until he'd left the room and then burst into tears with the intention of getting it out my system whilst he was gone (but he came back into the room unexpected and saw me and was just like oh...) like idk i feel like im a super dramatic takes everything to heart, really easily upset kind of girl? And also like happy things, people showing her basic kindness also sets her off and i too cry at the smallest kind gesture towards me.

🌿Here are some bits i took photos of when reading because i identified so hard haha

🌿 Shes also just deeply anxious about pleasing other people, living up to expectations, she thinks so much about everything and she spends so much time deeply embarrassed by her own perception of herself, whilst like, biting her nails over whether or not she is doing things right. Shes so aware of her own naivety and yet also not at all.

🌿Max is constantly calling her a silly little girl, B is constantly saying similar to me, for similar reasons (like he acts a little distant once, or forgets to be soft with me once and i become convinced he hates me haha)

Thank u for this it was fun, i do think ive basically revealed myself to be even more whimiscal and pathetic than we already thought though haha <3

[t-rexdescendant]

Hmm...for that "reverse unpopular opinion" thing, tell me about ARK. I opened it once for five minutes and got really overwhelmed, so I want to know what you like about it

[cracks knuckles] oh boy you’ve activated my trap card.

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Ignoring all the inaccuracies aside i fucking LOVE the designs for like. All of the dinos. Like there was no reason to make the gigas like. Eighty meters long and thirty tall but they did and i love wildcard for it. Literally all of the animals in the game are just Little Guys (with the exception of the seagulls. Fuck them they ate my cryopod with my favourite wyvern in it i will never forgive them at all). Just. I love creating boss armies and feeding the unwanted children to the Ocean™️, i love banging my head against the Carcher’s taming method like a bee who has zero concept of glass, i LOVE DYING OF DEHYDRATION IN THE ARCTIC, literally EVERYTHING from the aberration ark is S+, extinction’s ending will never NOT make me feel giddy, Genesis 2’s ending will make me cry EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Just!!! The sound design of the game is PEAK. Every animal in game just. Sounds Right. Especially the later animals added. The Rhyno is just. Hellicopter bug. Carcher’s feel like blood crazed maniacs (hi the bite sound will forever live in my heart). Sinnos are just. They’re Baby. I love them. Their trills. Giga’s enrage roar is like. Literally my favourite thing ever. Reapers. Everything. I love those nightmare dino xenomorphs you have no idea. The wyverns level up sounds are just. They mmr-WRAAARGb!. The little wiggle Spinos do when they level up and the little giggle sound.

And then theres the arks themselves. Hiiiii omg hiiiii helloo hiiii massive living super organisms made of metal mimicing flesh. Hiiiiii. IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM. Im so normal about the Overseers and their whole… everything. And how it was implies they’re regaining emotions after loosing them. How they’ve been implied to slowly go insane. I just. LOVE how they all march to their deaths willingly with Extinction. I love how the Island’s Overseer just TALKS to you while gearing up to kick your ass to next year. I love how their deaths are natural disasters in on themselves and i LOVE how the arks themselves try to work without them and fail.

I also love how it was implied they have favourite animals aswell im never over that at all. I love how they CHOOSE to shapeshift into those animals to kick your ass. Theres ZERO reason for the Island’s overseer to have an entire DRAGON as a boss and yet. It does. I like to think that even though its been so long they lost all emotions, they still mourned with Aberration went to shit. I wonder if they looked out from their view platform and just sae its corpes orbiting the earth slowly. I wonder if they felt the dread knowing they’re all one moment away from sharing rhe same fate.

I also love how just. Casually. The end game fuel source is sentient and VERY much willing to kill you in its pure form. It wants you sooooooo dead.

Said fuel is also the reason why the arks exist. Why the Genesis simulation exists. Why everything went to shit. The arks blood is toxic and wants them dead and the sole reason why it isnt is because they just load that shit up with other metals.

And also the fucking. Story aswell of the entire game. Those explorer notes man. We have lesbians here. Badass lesbians. Mei Yin and Diana my beloved. Mei being certifiably batshit and the reason WHY you have to do convoluted taming methods for several high end animals. One woman is the reason why it takes nearly a hundred well timed tranq darts and over a thousand narcotics to keep a giga down long enough to tame it. She’s the reason why you need to nose dive down into HELL to snatch one single rockdrake egg in order to get one yourself, if she was allowed onto Scorched Earth, she would’ve made that bloodthirsty trigger happy Overseer cry by pulling a HTTYD on the Manticore.

Hell she’s the reason why theres weight limits on what animals you can take through the obelisk teleport network because she brought a GIGA to the OVERSEER fight and KICKED ITS ASS.

I love Mei Yin so fucking much. She’s insane. She’s crazy. She nicknamed her girlfriend tangerine because she had orange hair. Im fully sure if given the chance, she’d fight God and win.

Im so normal about this game forever and ever. WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION ITS ALSO BEEN IMPLIED THAT ABERRATION JUST STRAIGHT UP CRIES IN PAIN EVERY TIME IT EXPERIENCES AN EARTHQUAKE. anyway yeah im normal

This is a survival game

[klavery]

OK now that ive eaten and calmed down and definitely not still having a major freak out after pacing laps around my room shaking trembling hand fidgeting letting my food get cold in the microwave. i will rambleee ❤

ok so this might be shocking knowing me buuut... this was a day ive been eagerly anticipating for the past 4 years... not! ive actually been silently praying all this time that they would never get into masters. i was hoping the pokemon company would always ignore them and forget about them forever and ever, letting them fade into the distance.... so i wouldnt have 2 deal with emotional freak outs like this!

my thing with masters is that i looove the characters from pokemon a lot (admittedly mayne a little less now than i did half a decade ago.. but if youve seen my old art from my au ud have an idea❤) and when i found out they were finallygetting the attention from tpc that they deserved, all in a brand new game, a game i discovered i couldnt play, even on my new phone that i specifically bought so i could potentially play it.... i was so so so heartbroken. so after that, i ended up completely ignoring masters because it made me sooo sad. theres a lot of lore going on in that game that i dont know about, because i pretended it didnt exist. especially since ive had it blacklisted this entire time.. it just made me so upset!!

so now they are finally adding my favoritest guys E V E R with new lore and interactions and outfits and the fan art and ships that come with it- i dont know how to cope! waaaa!!! new content of MY scrimblies!! what if they TALK. TO EACH OTHER. OMG! its sooo overwhelming... i get so information overloaded and, idk if it was obvious, but i can get.. a littlee bit emotional over things that i like hehe <3 isnt it weird that someone WOULDNT want new content of their favorite thing?? idk. probably has somerhing to do with my anxiety, tbh.

to be honest, ive needed a new phone 4 a while. this is the same phone ive had since that half decade ago. maybe i will really get 2 play this time around, with my stupid sillieheads... swoon.... i just feel like theres so much to get caught up on, again with my easily overloaded brain >_<* they made a game perfect 4 me and bound it 2 a stupid fucking mobile app bro..... THEY PUT MY BLORBOS IN A APP........ an app with gameplay that, ill be honest, is very unsuited for me personally. which makes it worse! game really isnt my thing at all..... but i want 2 have my beloveds soooo bad...... am i truly the worlds biggest klavery enjoyer if i dont?? 🙊

so ya, im having the shakes rn, teehee (slash dubious) idk what ill do, but im kiiinda scared! gonna b making more posts the next few days FOR SURE...

[tetzoro]

MY PRECIOUS AIMSIES !! hihi my love !! :3 how are you doing these days ?! was your weekend good ?? i gots to know !! PLZ you’re so sweet, i’m so glad i can make your day just by popping in on your inbox !! it seriously makes me giggle and kick my feet while i read your response, my heart gets all giddy fr !! >-< my long ask awaits you… here i go !! T^T

AHHH yesyes, so this past weekend kou did treat me to a lil special date !! how did you know ?! >.< we went to an ice cream shop and got some yummy cones :p and then we for a nice little walk around town before cooking a nice dinner at home and snuggling up <3

oh my gosh… double date planning time ?! IM ALL EARS !! EEEP an arcade sounds SOSOSO fun !! PLZ we seriously would be just watching it all go down… it’s free entertainment at that point HELP !! TEEHEE IM GIGGLING i can imagine the little sweat drops after they lose a game… it’s followed by atleast 10 more “ the next one i’ll win for you !! for sure this time !!” to no avail i fear </3 that’s when me and you come in to save the day and show those boys whos BOSS !! >.< this double date has to happen real soon aimsies !! me and bo will definitely be there !! <3

stop… THE aimsies missed lil ol’ me ?? SOBS pls I MISSED YOU SOSO MUCH !! i kept checking to make sure i wouldn’t miss your return, i just had to make sure i’d be there to wish you a warm welcome back <3 PLZ tumblr can definitely be overwhelming thats soso understandable, but your here and thriving and that’s what matters !! im so glad the hiatus went well for you aimsies, you deserved it :> AND OMG your responses make ME feel loved !! it’s a win win and im so glad i can make you happy with my silly ramblings T^T

WAHH words of affirmation with kuroo, i seriously can’t get over how cute you two are !! you hit the jackpot, because he definitely would master any love language in the book just to see you happy <3 HELP OH MY GOODNESS, me and tinky catsonas would be SOSOSO cute !! PLZ kou definitely would be a super fluffy kitty, i think you might be talking about a ragdoll or a mainecoon ?? theres so many fluffy kitties out there HELP but YES he definitely would be SO FLUFFY !! one day i MUST send a drawing of you and kuroo’s catsonas, i just can’t stop thinking about how cute they would be !! >.<

WHATT I GUESSED IT ?! YIPEEE !! WHERE DID KUROO TAKE YOU ?! i MUST know all the fun details !! >_<

oh yes… kuroo must be magical for real !! he loves you sosoSO much PLS !! im telling kuroo to go give you so many hugs and kisses and he is DASHING your way !! he will wipe the sniffles away </3

PLS AIMSIES my heart gets so warm when you talk about me and tinky </3 YOU’RE SO RIGHT !! ( gojo reference? jk ) the little things always mean the mostest sob :,) OHHH MY GOODNESS PALEASEEE !! he is always kissin’ me every chance he gets </3 sometimes its a fast lil peck and other times he’s goin’ in for the kill with a big huge smooch ( he definitely exaggerates the kissy noises LMAO ) SOB !! oh how i love that man to pieces </3 AND OH HOW I LOVE YOU AND KUROO !! KUROMY !! MY OTP !! >.<

oh my goodness FUNNEL CAKE !! how did i guess ?! i am SUCH a foodie too, snacks on snacks for real !! i could for sure imagine kuroo not even having to ask, he just see’s that lil look in your eyes and he’s immediately standing in line to grab you that yummy treat !! EXACTLY OMG nostalgia ALWAYS makes food taste so much better !! :0

EEEEP ME AND TINKY TIME YIPEEE !! i’ll do a different version than last time for this cutesie question, im always thinking of so many different ways it would go !! >.<

so kou actually confessed to me in college when i was sick :( we were always together all the time and when he found out i was under the weather, he came to my dorm with some soup and a bouquet of flowers, he even had a get well soon card <3 he was hugging me and taking care of me, and i told him he would get sick if he stayed around me, but he said “well i don’t care if i get sick, i need to make sure you’re all better so i can ask you to be my girlfriend!” sniff !! it was the cutest thing ever and i was SO surprised !! he definitely didn’t mean to blurt it out like that but i was sniffing and crying all sickly but happy because oh my goodness, he practically had just confessed already !! i was over the moon :( he did end up asking me to be his girlfriend while i was still sick, and he stayed with me until i was all better <3 WHAT A SWEETHEART !!

but but, now it’s time for KUROMY QUESTION !!

what’s you and kuroo’s favorite movie/tv show to watch together ? is it a sad movie, comedy, action, i MUST know !!

I LOVE YOU MORE AIMSIES im proudly wearing my lil flower crown with you while we frolic around in the spring flowers this lovely season <3 IM SENDING YOU SOSOSOSO MANY SMOOCHES AND HUGS MY PRECIOUS STARLIGHT AIMSIES !! MWUAHHHH <3

- :3

HELLO BELOVED :3 !!!!!! getting cozy rn and ready to respond to your ask <3 im so sorry for the delay T^T !

i’m doing so well these days tbh !! this week has been super nice bc i feel like the new moon is letting me shed a lot of old feelings and leading me towards a new beginning !! what about you ?? how’s spring treating you??

an ice cream date sounds so so good , one of my mooties wrote a lil fic about bokuto + ice cream dates hehe if ya wanna read it ill link it here ! but i bet it was so nice :3 does bokuto love trying a bunch of diff flavors? or does he always get the same thing ?? i must know !!

you and me when we rule the arcade .. ultimate summer vibes omg . the boys don’t know what happened but they’re so quick to turn around and start cheering for us !! we need to team up and kick their butts fr hehe <3

SOB UR SO SWEET !! u def gave me a warm welcome back and every ask you send just lights up this lil bloggie even more !! you’re a ray of sunshine and always so refreshing to chat with :’) !!! YOU HAVE THE BEST VIBES !!

omg yes the ragdoll kitty !!! they’re soo so fluffy i could see your tinky being like that :’) kuroo doodles him and bokuto together all the time … I SWEAR !! so if he’s a ragdoll, what kind of kitty would you be ?? i always have a hard time picking which one i would be </3

KUROO TOOK ME TO THE BEACH !! he wanted to welcome the warmer weather and we got a lil condo and soaked up the sun all weekend !! his nose got burnt tho… poor fella. i told him to keep applying sunscreen !!! i kissed it all better tho dw hehe

bokuto + making exaggerated kissy noises makes sm sense HEHEEH he seems like the kind of guy who would just shower you with affection & physical touch !! always wanting to have his arm around you or his lips pressed against your cheek , he’s obsessed !

omg fellow foodie :’) !!! I LOVE !! kuroo def knows the drill now. if i see food, he knows by the lil glint in my eye that ill wanna try it and he drags me over there before i can say a word !! i like to think we’re very attune to one another !

WAAAH BOKUTO STAYING WITH YOU AND MAKING SURE YOURE FEELING OKAY !!! what a sweetheart ! and the fact he brought flowers & soup, he’s so smitten hehe im so in love with all the different ways you guys show love for each other !! and the confession eeep !!!

oooo kuroo and i watch anything tbh !! i like to go for comedies and rom coms .. he swears he doesn’t like romcoms BUT i always catch him invested and shedding a tear or two at the end !! we also enjoy watching something with some sci fi ! i think kuroo enjoys marvel & star wars and stuff like that so we try to keep up with the latest !

TINKY TIME ! okay , if you could live in any au (besides modern) with tinky, what would it be ?? i must know ! would you see yourselves together in a royal au or street racer au or anything tbh !!!

MWAAAH I LOVE U !! i hope ur doing well <3 we are taking our flower crowns and skipping down along the cherry blossom path together !!!!

[azuneekun]

when you wanna stay in the new island and get things done but you also like to take care of your pixelated family and farm back home in the valley

[cornflowercanine]

that 8eing said if you think tum8lr mutual-ness is like the most sincere understanding form of friendship there is online handing you the hugest largest most massive gargantuan L there is

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Inarizaki

a/n: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i would put in all the reqs but there were so many people who requested for our fox babies that it would literally take up every space :”) and im happy to comply so here it is

AAAA LOOK THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG LIKE BLS BUT IM A RIN SIMP :’)

alkdfjlsdfi

sunarin simp is typing😍🍃💞..........

ogeiogeiogei

hehehehehe

so im actually just going to include the starting lineup like i knowwwww theres subs but im only most familiar with the regulars :(

okay so anyways!!

now

you might be wondering

how in the hell did you become the manager of these crackheads

from calm papi kita to psycho tsumu,

why are you their manager

you, the cute and shy and innocent not wittle first year, somehow became the manager of the powerhouse volleyball team of inarizaki high

it all started with our dear lovely samu

hehe bet you didnt see that coming

now we all know baby samu literally is the biggest foodie in the team and he constantly thinks about food 24/7 therefore there isnt much room in there for anything else except for volleyball

basically, 

the dude loves to eat

it just so happens that you made food

your family owned a cafe down the street from the school and you worked there after school to help your parents

now how does this tie in with samu you ask

this chile was so hungry that he had to skip practice

sending kita a quick text about doing a quick errand, he walked down the street on the hunt for a quick place to grab a bite

he totally ignored kita’s warning of cramps if he ate a lot then practiced but whatever food is life

it just so happens he stumbles upon your family’s cafe

when he entered, the smell of bread and food entered his nostrils causing this baby to just float right in

you were manning the register while your brother was at school so you smiled at the incoming figure of this familiar boy

and because you recognized him, you couldnt help but grin and gasp a little

‘oh! miya-senpai!’

you exclaimed and osamu was confused because he’s never seen you before but he thought you were probably a kouhai in school

you looked young and definitely not a face he’s seen before so he concluded you were most likely a first year

and you were really cute

like really

really

cute

that thought caused this babe to blink awkwardly and nod at your direction

‘uh, hi’

he greeted and you smiled at his awkward nature

‘what can i get you today, miya-senpai?’

he must’ve been busy looking at you to actually look at the menu behind you and he fumbled, rushing to find a food to get

‘wh-what do ya recommend?’

he asked and you paused then thought deeply

‘hmm, we have onigiris freshly made! and we also have milk bread thats really good!’

did you just-

did you just say onigiri?

‘yea ill take some onigiri’

he decided and you lit up

‘perfect! the total is-’

he completely blanked out because wow your smile was really pretty

‘miya-senpai? miya-senpai?’

you called out and he snapped out of it

‘oh, sorry, here’

he gave you the cash and you gave him back his change before wandering to the glass case where the savory foods were placed

you seemed to glide over and osamu watched you with fond eyes, interest bubbling in him

there was something about you that made him curious

but he just didnt know what

it confused him because maybe you were just someone he hasnt seen before and not the same fans he sees all the time

‘you’re really lucky, miya-senpai. i just finished making them minutes before you walked in’

you commented

this took him aback

‘you cook?’

he suddenly asked and you chuckled, soft and airy laughs filling the air

‘of course, senpai! learning to cook is an essential for a business like this’

and thus created a beautiful friendship

he would come over to eat nearly every day of the week while you would happily serve him

sometimes, he would even buy extra so you could eat with him

while you were talking, he noticed you lacked the accent others from there had and he thought you were not originally from hyogo

he learned that you were actually from miyagi and you moved here just this year

‘so, how ya liking it ‘round here?’

he asked one day, after swallowing his food

you thought about it before shrugging

‘i mean, its still the countryside so i guess everything’s the same. maybe the dialect? my neighbors have strong accents, haha’

samu chuckled

‘its common over here. ya sound a lot more from tokyo. my best friend’s from there, ya see’

you raised an eyebrow

‘hm?’

‘rin. suna rin is in the team and hes from tokyo so he sounds like a standard city boy. ill take ya to meet him sometime’

nah he really wasnt

he wanted to keep you away from the others as much as possible, especially his brother, because he was a greasy mf

but that didnt really work out into plan because you approached him in school the other day

you saw him and you hurriedly ran to him where he stood with his twin and some guy

tsumu saw you coming from behind his brother and he smirked before nodding at you

‘samu, ya got a girlie running for ya’

samu turned, confused, until he saw your adorable face

‘y/n. whats up?’

you grinned

‘you left your team jacket, miya-senpai’

the red jacket was clutched in your hands and the two boys behind him shared a surprised look because osamu never mentioned a girlfriend

and with the way you were holding his jacket, the two boys immediately jumped into conclusions

well

more like atsumu started whining at osamu for not telling him he had a girl

‘i thought we were brothers! brothers for life!’

samu just awkwardly stands there and he has a sheepish look in his eyes that were looking at you apologetically

‘sorry about him, y/n. but thank you for returning it’

you handed him the fabric before smiling

‘it was a good thing you had a spare one for me, miya-senpai. who knew the rain would come so suddenly’

osamu sighed then playfully poked your forehead with his finger

‘how many times do i have to tell you to call me by my first name? i really dont want to hear anything that associates me with this bastard’

atsumu socked osamu at the shoulder causing the gray-haired boy to look away from you and start yelling at his brother

‘touch me again! see what happens then!’

‘yer just showing off for yer girlie! ya aint doin nothing!’

suna shook his head before turning to you with a sympathetic look

‘you really want to be with this guy? him and this idiot are practically a package’

you tilted your head

‘im,,, not with miya-senpai?’

suna blinked

‘but he gave you his jacket. he doesnt even give it to me. i guess its not part of best friend privileges’

at the mention of best friend, you lit up

‘oh! you must be sunarin! the tokyo boy!’

baby rin choked a little at the sight of your grin and he scrunched his eyebrows while awkwardly raising the corner of his lips to a smile

‘you,, uh,,, you know me?’

like it was the most obvious thing in the world, you nodded

‘at first, when miya-senpai told me, i didnt know who you were. but! youre actually very popular, suna-senpai! too bad i never saw you until today, though, because we’re in different floors. but! a lot of girls talk about you!’

poor rin didnt know how to react to that because he didnt want to look flustered but he didnt want to look cocky either

so he just opted to smile gently

‘oh. well, in that case. let me introduce myself to you. suna rintaro’

can we normalize suna being an actual nice guy instead of the cold stand-offish player bastard?

you shook his hand and said your name as well

like samu, he asked you to call him by his first name too since you were close to his friend therefore should try being close to you too

speaking of samu, him and atsumu reduced the violence to just bickering and they were still teasing each other even after you and suna talked

the coochi bangs boy rolled his eyes then slapped atsumu’s arm to gain their attention

‘yo. theres a girl here. try and be nice and civil’

atsumu seems like he forgot your existence because his eyes brightened at the sight of you

‘oh! heya!’

you nervously smiled at him because his hyperness and overall atsumu-ness was quite overwhelming

‘h-hello, miya-senpai’

atsumu pouted at how apprehensive you sounded

‘eyyy, why are you being nervous, girlie? im just samu, yanno! same face and everything!’

osamu knew you well enough that you were kinda awkward and you didnt know how to approach a hyper person like his brother so he naturally saved you

‘hey, y/n, the bell’s about to ring any moment now so try to not be late and ill be sure to see you later. do you want me to pick you up from your class and we can walk together?’

to you, it was just a simple offer from a friend but to the two, that was the confirmation of your relationship with the wing spiker

‘wahh, atsumu, your brother really is better than you. he knows how to treat girls good’

atsumu took offense to this

‘excuse you! i would be too if there were genuine girls in this school!’

osamu’s aggressive blinking was his signal for you to hurry along and you noticed causing you to chuckle before bidding goodbye

‘it was nice meeting you, rin-senpai. and,,, you too, miya-senpai. samu-senpai, later at 3?’

osamu softly smiled while nodding

‘later at 3’

the TEASING HE FACED from the two was unbearable and despite the amount of times he denied it, they were still teasing him

‘samu’s got a girlfriend~! samu’s got a girlfriend~!’

‘tsumu, i swear to god if you dont shut your trap’

‘imagine having a girlfriend’

true to his word, osamu was waiting for ya at the bottom of the stairwell from the one that led to the second floor, absentmindedly kicking some invisible thing in the floor

you were fixing your bag straps on your shoulders when you saw him at the end of the hallway and you couldnt contain your excitement seeing the grey haired boy

‘samu-senpai!!’

you shouted, getting his attention that made him whip his head up

the blank face contorted into a small smile and he raised a hand

‘yo’

when you made it next to him, you were grinning really big and samu felt flustered at your happy face

so he cupped your chin with his large hand that allowed him to squeeze both cheeks

‘cutie’

he mumbled but you didnt catch it, too busy trying to get him to stop squishing

you were originally supposed to go walk over to the cafe but you didnt know that osamu was actually trying to skip practice and he was trying to hide from the members

okay first off, i dont think samu would ever skip practice willingly bc he has the same drive as miya atsumu but he also just wants to spend time with you asklfjldfjdlk

but the loud mouth tsumu saw you guys as you turned a hallway

you were busy talking to osamu about some cooking chef guy gordon and he was nodding and talking but then he heard a loud shout

‘SAMU!’

osamu babie didnt know what was happening so he protectively placed an arm in front of you and hurriedly shoved you behind him in case something happened

duh you didnt know what was happening either so you were clutching his jacket and peeked from his arm to see atsumu stomping over with suna trailing behind him, seemingly texting on his phone

osamu lazily glared at his brother

‘what’

atsumu blanched and sped walk faster until he was right in front of him to yell 

‘IM TIRED OF YER EXCUSES! JUST CUS YA GOT YASELF A GIRLIE DUN MEAN YA GET TO SKIP PRACTICE!’

you furrowed your eyebrows

you tugged at his jacket and osamu turned to peer down at you and he gulped, preparing himself to hear your scolding

it wasnt the first time you scolded him as you just told him off the other day for not eating enough vegetables and fruits to balance out his unhealthy love for onigiri and sweets

‘samu-senpai,,, you told me you guys were taking an off week. why are you skipping practice today’

you were genuinely worried and you didnt seem to understand why he did that but the other two did and atsumu didnt hesitate

‘CUS HE WANTS TA SPEND TIME WITH YA, Y/N! BASTARD CANT EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME THE REASON! YER SICK?! WHAT THE HELL EXCUSE IS THAT! YA NEVER GET SICK!’

poor suna is just watching this go down and he felt bad that you were caught in the middle

so he suggested a compromise

you watched sunarin push atsumu’s chest to make him back off and he gently smiled at you before looking at the two

‘how about we all go to practice and if y/n-chan wants, she can wait and osamu can spend time with her when hes done? besides, atsumu, you know osamu has been doing good on his spikes. maybe we can persuade coach and kita to let him off early since hes,,, quote unquote,, ‘sick’’

osamu debated but you emerged from behind him

‘sure! samu-senpai would love to go to practice! right, samu-senpai?’

you smiled at him but it was a stern smile

you just wanted him to go to practice because you knew now of how important volleyball was to the school and they needed to get all their time and energy to win the sport

atsumu agreed to this plan but osamu was forced to accept it

simp

just for extra measure, sunarin and tsumu walked behind you guys to the gym so you and samu had time to talk

you were chiding him of course because why would he waste time with spending time with you

‘just wanted to see ya, y/n-chan’

he winked but you pouted and wrinkled your nose

‘you cant weasel yourself out of this, samu-senpai’

osamu has never heard you scold him before so he was like o.o but inside he was like,,, hot

the gym was already on full practice and kita saw the second years from the door

aran LAKDJFLAKSFJLASDKF ARAN AAAAAAAAAAAAA nudged mimi with a smirk

as much as they loved the underclassmen, watching them get told off by kita was too funny to not watch

but what caused them to curiously peer behind the three was the appearance of a girl

a girl?

‘why’s a girl with them?’

aran mumbled and mimi shrugged, but also intrigued

you were behind osamu and he could tell you were nervous because youve heard of the reputation of the team

they were seen as practically as popular as the basketball team and everyone worshipped them

they were who put the school’s name in the map and you were about to meet the legends of inarizaki

thankfully, atsumu and rin walked to the front of you two so you and samu were at the back

samu didnt look at you but he reached behind him to open his palm as a signal for you to take it

you gratefully grabbed it and leaned closer in case something happens

‘KITA-SAN! WE GOT EM!’

atsumu shouted and suna chided him for being really loud

‘you’re late’

an even voice said in front of them and you leaned over to the side to see who it was from

your eyes bulged out of your head because one, wow he was handsome, and two, he looked like someone from miyagi

YALL KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT BYE-

‘oh wow’

you mumbled absentmindedly and samu looked at you at the corner of his eye before scoffing

your face was totally bright red and your eyes were super wide

kita? really? of all guys? it was kita?

‘SORRY! was samu who took so long!’

atsumu lowered his voice down but he didnt tell the captain of his brother’s plans to skip

‘he has a stomachache and he was at the nurse’s office’

suna smoothly came up with a lie and he might look cool and calm, his hands were clasped behind him with it clenching his phone

your eyes left kita to notice that habit and you had a small smile because it was another reassurance that these boys werent as high and legendary as everyone made them to be

in the end they were still just students and boys

they were still human

‘oi, osamu, who’s the girl?’

aran finally bit the bullet and asked the question everyone has been wondering since the beginning

both you and samu stiffened at the direct question to you but he nodded

‘this is l/n y/n’

he introduced and you raised a shaky hand as a greeting but let go of samu to bow slightly to your seniors

‘hello, my name is l/n y/n, i’m a first year’

a few players also raised a hand but it was mimi who spoke at last

‘nice to meet you’

kita nodded at you but turned to the three

‘why is she with you? are you skipping again, osamu?’

again?

osamu inwardly cringed 

obviously, kita was sharper than they would think because he easily saw through suna’s lie

he also knew that samu never really got sick

he watched the younger shovel 5 bowls of ramen and still have enough room eat a plate of mochi and he was perfectly fine

it was silent between the four of you and atsumu and suna were looking at each other as they ran out of lies

dang they even planned the entire walk of what to say to kita

you looked between the twins and their friend before speaking up

‘samu-senpai really did have a stomachache. i was-uh-helping the nurse! um, i want to be a doctor or a nurse when i grow up! and-’

you started to ramble but because you were trying to lie and it was never your forte

ALKESDJFLKD Y/N I NEED TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING WE NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS IMPORTANT LIFE SKILL OMG

‘we were tryin to convince y/n to be a manager. thats why we took so long’

atsumu huffed

you froze

a what?

a manager?

you were genuinely truthful about wanting to go into a medical profession but not a manager

you were already a manager before and you didnt really want to do it again

kita was inspecting suna’s and atsumu’s and osamu’s faces to see a trace of dishonesty

you saw him raise a dark eyebrow and you knew then that these three cannot tell a lie to save their life

so you nodded frantically making kita look at you

‘mhm! they asked me! miya-san wanted someone they knew already so they asked me because i’m samu-senpai’s friend! so here i am!’

your awkward smile and stiff outstretched arms might’ve seem suspicious but kita moved his gaze from you to atsumu and the blonde nodded

‘yea! ya’ve been talkin bout bein worried of next year cus yall aint here no more so i got sum person responsible enough fer us!’

STOPP I HATE IT HERE I CANT SEEM TO WRITE OUT ATSUMU’S ACCENT LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

after the longest 3 seconds, kita finally nodded and closed his eyes warily

‘alright. l/n-san, come here’

you froze at the way he said your name but suna was kind enough to walk over to your place beside samu to gently push you forward to kita

‘its okay’

he mumbled and you were so thankful because that gave you enough motivation and strength to keep going

your height was staggering between these men and kita seemed to tower you

but you kept an even and calm face 

‘yes?’

you asked

kita looked at you and he stared at your face, pupils moving as a sign that he was inspecting your eyes and every feature 

oh my god you shouldve plucked your nose hairs this morning

before you could feel more self-conscious, he spoke

‘you said you want to be a doctor?’

‘well, more like a nurse but um same thing’

‘you know medical stuff? know how to treat injuries?’

‘yes. i was a manager back in my hometown so i have experience’

‘where are you from?’

‘miyagi’

‘ya familiar with shiratorizawa?’

you cringed but nodded

‘yes’

‘are you from there?’

‘yes’

the three stooges from behind you had wide eyes at this sudden revelation because that was a school theyve played before

even the last interhigh, they were familiar of how strong that school was

the eagle and the guess monster

and you were their manager before? 

must’ve been during middle school as you were just a first year

‘so you know how plays and stats work?’

‘yes. anything you want me to do, im familiar and capable to do it’

god why are you saying this

you didnt even want to be a manager in the first place

yet here you are again

you were getting flashbacks from the war ajkfdfd

kita looked at you silently once more before finally standing up straight and pointing you to their coach who was watching the whole thing with crossed arms and furrowed brows

‘there. talk to him and you can finalize everything. i think its too early to say this but nonetheless, welcome to the team, y/n’

AND THUS STARTED YOUR JOURNEY WITH THE BOYS

akldjklfjsdlakj

IT WAS ALL BUILT ON LIES BUT WHATEVER

AS LONG AS NO ONE DIED ISSOKAY

no but really dont tell lies in general yall, maybe white lies, but try not to do that

OKAY MOVING ON

MOMENTS WITH THE TEAM

duh you are much much closer to samu than the rest of the team so you tended to stick to him more

like you would go to him first if you needed something or if you wanted someone to help you with the crate, he would be your go-to

that would make atsumu whine because he felt that samu was better than him

‘oi, y/n! im really good with ma arms! i can bench 300 yanno?’

you politely smiled and nodded

‘thank you for telling me, miya-san’

then you would proceed to nudge samu’s arm yum to ask for help

butbutbutbut

dont worry!!!!

you do end up warming up to him

for my atsumu stans, yall tend to go to him when samu is either busy or you just need a good laugh

this mans will embarrass himself both on purpose or accidentally to make you laugh lmao

you also have extra bottles for his medicine because he has adhd and the guys are like,,,, yo chill

and duh atsumu would forget to take them so youre practically his reminder

we all know how tsumu was practically attacked that one time when he insulted those girls, right?

yall may have forgiven but i will never forget >:(

well, during matches, you as their manager, always have to tell the stands to be quiet when atsumu is serving 

but no one told you this

you kind of figured it out during your time like when his eye would twitch if samu was talking to suna too loudly or when he would close his eyes to shut off his hearing because of the loud spikes on the other side

you noticed it

so you would go to the stands and nicely tell them that if they see atsumu serving, to be quiet

‘i understand you are all excited when he does his serve but we would all benefit more you could release that excitement inside and silently’

*cue atsumu pretending to faint in sunas arms*

OH SPEAKING OF SUNA

YES I SAID THAT I DONT REALLY LIKE FANON SUNA BC,,,

WEED

AND DRUGS

AND RUDE 

JUST OVERALL

NOT RECOMMENDED

but canon suna :”)

as a player, suna is seen as really manipulative and snarky and witty

he loves to poke fun at the other team, even his own, and just all-around annoying

but off-court

suna is a very quiet and reserved person

totally different from the one who talks and yaps constantly to the other side of the net

and hes a really pure person in some topics

like he would turn red when you would compliment his new picture that he posted in inasgram 

PLEASE SUNA IS TOTALLY A PHOTOGRAPHER LIKE HE TAKES PICTURES OF SUNSETS AND STUFF

or when you would offer to bandage him up for him because it’s hard to do it himself and your hand would touch his

dont tell anyone this but suna is very relieved that you and samu weren’t dating

thats all

thats all for now

;)

OOOO kita!!!

okay so kita is the captain, right?

but he doesnt play

like he plays rarely and aran is usually the on-court captain

this causes you and him to be at the sidelines a lot

he would tell you what he thinks would happen next or what the next plan should be and you would provide your own input

in a way, he was the one who really taught you the mechanics of volleyball and he would tell you the different tricks that techniques that the twins came up with 

what makes you really soft and fall for him is when he starts to compliment his players

his pride in aran for being one of the top aces that has led them to nationals

his pride in mimi for being able to go on the longest on court and not be tired

his pride on akagi for being able to receive each ball and successfully give it to their setter

his pride on hitoshi for being the one who could handle the team personality wise and his plans for him to be his successor

his pride on ATSUmu for being the best setter he’s ever seen and his drive to get better no matter what

his pride on samu for being so strong and still getting stronger despite his dream career to be something not volleyball-related

his pride on sunA being motivated enough to help the team and make sure everyone knows that every ball can be stopped

like pls you almost cry all the time when you hear kita saying that because he seems to not say it to the others but only to you

it makes you happy that kita relies so much on these guys as much as they rely on him

OH MY GOSH OMIMI

okay

so omimi ren is a very quiet and calm character

hes kinda like suna where they dont really say much but when they do, its usually important and not irrelevant like atsumu

and he didnt say much when you got inducted in the team as a manager

like he just stared at you and you were just like o.o

ngl he did scare you a bit bc of his tall height looming over you and the way his dark eyes just pierces you through your soul

hes the type that you cannot willingly tell a lie to him bc you know he will find out one way or another

he can see right through you

maybe thats what makes him such a good middle blocker

but you started to warm up to him really quick and he would sometimes walk you home if the others cant mainly bc he knows his appearance will make anyone back off

its the simple things that make you appreciate him

two words: ginjima hitoshi

he is so two-faced

NO LISTEN BEFORE YALL BEAT ME UP JUST HEAR ME OUT

you know how like the 4 second years (PLEASE I KNOW THERES A GUY NAMED YUTO BUT LIKE I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM AAAAAA TELL ME IF YOU WANT HIM IN HERE)

like suna, the twins, and hitoshi

the twins are the annoying ones who causes trouble, suna is the one taking pictures and evidence while cheering them on, and hitoshi is the one trying to break it up

BUT

i think that hitoshi is really the worst out of the 4 and he keeps in because who else would be the responsible one of the bunch

hello? they were about to be third years next year like are we really gonna go on with possibly a miya twin or suna being captain?

no

so he tries to force down his inner chaos to take on the role of the responsible one

BUTTTTT

you try to release that inner chaos

you sometimes hear him egging on atsumu under his breath like ‘do it’ but quietly so no one hears him

and youre like

?-?

please? we’re not? supposed? to allow? atsumu? to eat? and swallow? a whole? raw egg?

at first, duh he was also like that with you but you want him to be himself and be comfortable with you so you work hard to make him open up

now

you kinda regret it

because he now wants to go through the mcdonalds drive-thru, with no car, just to get mcflurries

you stared down at hitoshi from your bedroom window with a confused expression

‘but? you dont have a car?’

he grins up at you

‘but i got a CART! they said as long as it’s a car and car is in the word cart and the extra ‘t’ is just a bonus!’

‘hitoshi no-’

AAAAAA MICHIMICHI BABY

so akagi is the libero of the team and he is the one responsible for the make sure the ball doesnt touch the ground type of thing

you get really worried about him bc he does a lot of flying saves and his knees always get roughed up and such

so you try and stitch him up as much as you can like you even send him sites for good warm packs to buy

something that isnt known about akagi is that he, like atsumu, really likes to cook

but more like

he bakes

he bakes as a stress reliever and its like his meditation time

you go over to his house a lot to go bake something w him and share it to the guys later on

during ina get-togethers, him and samu are in charged of the food while youre the sous chef

SPEAKING OF SAMU

we forgot about him for a sec aldfjklkfdjlk 

it was all thanks to him

because of him, you became a manager despite your initial refusal to become one again

you made friends with more people and you were able to have a fun high school life because of it

because of him

osamu does get a little sad or irritated whenever the guys start to hog you up

like he has to push down the tantrum of ‘I SAW HER FIRST!’

he wants to be the better twin lmao

he gets really butthurt when you would go to someone else even during the middle of your conversation

like he would be talking to you on the side but suna calls you over for tape and youre going

he pouts and atsumu teases him about it causing him to bark at him

LOL HE BARKS

okay so training camp

i think therell be an imagine for this so ill try to not make it as detailed

lets just say its a mess

suna really wants to go hiking bc he wants to go the top of the mountain for pictures of the stars and stuff

but atsumu whines of the bugs and possible creatures in there

this causes osamu to tease him and call him a coward and a wimp

and leads to a fight which aran tries to break up but gets sucked in anyways

and omimi just stands by and watches but he intends to intervene if it gets too much

then akagi gets taken by suna to go the hike with him even though hes scared of bugs so hes whimpering and complaining

while kita and hitoshi are off in the kitchen talking about new grains of flour and stuff

where are you?

youre at the lodge, drinking your f/d (favorite drink) and watching all this go down bc at training camp, it’s every man for themselves

there is a lot of bonding times as a team bc these boys may seem like all they think about is volleyball but they like to do something else outside of that

what they love the most is going to the beach

not only do they get to have fun, they get to relax and see you in a swimsuit alkfdjkfj

especially when kita accidentally falls asleep? they bury him with sand and make him look like a mermaid

because they are players who work out so great bodies duh

and they get so much attention for that

but they all mainly pay attention to you and oh my

youve expressed not being comfortable in wearing a swim suit and watch these guys absolutely start throwing compliments at you

but the third years would softly tell you that it’s okay not to wear one bc all that matters is if youre comfortable or not

HELP I WANT AN ARAN AAAAAAAAAAA

OH SO

we know how kita’s family are rice farmers, right?

well

he farms to help his granny and sometimes, youre the only one who’s free enough to go and help him 

so you go over there all the time and granny really loves you bc one, you take care of her shin and thats beyond everything, and two, youre reliable and make shin laugh and such

like one time, you were carrying a basket to the back deck and granny saw you from the kitchen

she smiled before waddling over to the door so she could talk to you

‘y/n-chan!’

you whipped around quickly at the call of your name before grinning and hurrying up to her

‘yes, granny?’

she gave you a bottled water then gestured down to the field where shin was tirelessly tending to the rice

‘please give that to shinsuke. poor boy has been pushing himself too hard with the field and his sport and not taking care of himself’

she chided but there was a certain hint in her tone that made her sound so proud of her grandson

you looked down at the bottle and squeezed it

‘kita-san works hard not for himself, but for everyone else. it makes me sad when he neglects his health and tends to the team instead. so dont worry, baa-chan! i’ll take care of kita-san for him! for you!’

nah bc granny was already gossiping with her neighborhood ladies about this beautiful girl that shin got and how they should be jealous their grandsons don’t have someone like you

OOOOOOO 

since your family owns a cafe, the guys goes there all the time

its kinda like the ramen shop for the seijoh boys

they go there mainly to see you even outside of practice ANDDD

they wanna look good in front of your family

like tsumu suddenly knows cleanliness bc he cleans up the mess on the table or kita is no longer an introvert as hes now talking to your mom about the benefits of rice water and her not needing one bc her hair is already beautiful

PLEASE WHAT

and even during the summer, theyve helped out a lot when it was busy lunch times and you couldnt handle it yourself

GOSH IMAGINE SAMU BEING YOUR MOM’S APPRENTICE AND HANDSOME BOYS TAKING YOUR ORDERS WHILE SOME ARE CARRYING HEAVY TRAYS THAT MAKE THEIR ARMS POP

okay imma stop now

OH DONT GET ME STARTED DURING THE DEFEAT WITH KARASUNO

I DONT CARE YALL CAN HATE ME FOR SAYING THIS BUT KARASUNO SHOULDNT HAVE WON LIKE INARIZAKI WERE LITERALLY THE SECOND PLACE IN NATIONALS AND COMPETED AGAINST I T A C H I Y A M A

LIKE WHAT

OKAY ANYWAYS

everyone was already down and moody bc of the loss

and you wanted to be at the back bc you didnt know how to handle the situation

in your time as their manager, not once have you seen them lose

during those 10 months of being a manager, you have not once seen them be defeated during a game even with practice matches

then with those nobodies?

karasuno?

last time you checked, karasuno went down under when coach ukai retired

so having them lose was a real shock

and a really bad event

there was a certain air around you all during the bus ride to the hotel which made the entire time very uncomfortable

everyone finished their crying either in the locker rooms or the bathroom so all that was left was their red eyes

the coach sent everyone off to bed and although they were allowed more days to stay, they all collectively chose to just go home and keep those excused days as a rest day

‘we all would like to just stay at home and recharge’

kita’s request was everyone else’s, even yours, as you were both worried and tired for the boys

so that night, the coaches were able to book train tickets for everyone the next day back home

you stayed up, watching tv in your own room out of boredom because the group chat was quiet and you were too tired to do anything else

the next day, everyone 

osamu claimed your shoulder and he held your hand tight with his

his breathing was ragged and even with his closed eyes, the redness around them made it obvious he had been crying

the bus that was filled with excitement before, became quiet and the sound of the engine and wheels took over the silence

you thought samu had fallen asleep so you raised your free hand to stroke his hair

‘hey y/n?’

you flinched at the surprise but hummed 

‘imma tell him today. later, but today’

his voice was low and he was murmuring to hint that this was the extra sensitive topic you both discussed a few days ago at the cafe

you nodded but made sure he knew that no matter, he still got you

the coaches were upset and mad at the loss

but in the end, they all realized that this was the last game the boys would play as a team

sure, they could have practice matches and they could play again together in the future but nothing would change the atmosphere and feeling of playing the important matches 

this was the team that brought them closest to nationals with placing second out of the entire country

they were a good team that somehow got defeated

but the coaches were still proud

they didnt even yell at the boys to take laps and instead brought them into a team meeting

you stood beside the coaches, your own sniffles with everyone else, and listened to them talk

‘-year has been the most productive this school’s team has had in decades. i hope you all are proud of yourselves as we are proud of you. you lost so you are no longer in the competition and we talk about it tomorrow. but for now, go home and take a rest because tomorrow, we will be running laps and drills and miss y/n will be timing you until you pass out from exhaustion’

you blankly looked at the coaches bc you thought this would be a heartwarming talk but quickly turned into a threat

‘but thats for tomorrow. so go home and rest up. expect what is to come’

you were just wanting to leave lmao

like you wanted to hurry home and make something for the guys to eat tomorrow

just do something to make them at least smile

the guys were quietly packing up and you watched them with trembling eyes at their dismissal

you wanted them to stay longer

stay here and laugh and mess around

like tsumu poking kita and pretending he didnt

or mimi talking about something and aran staring blankly at him but he’s really sleeping with his eyes open and startling him awake

‘guys!’

you shouted

they all stopped and turned to look at you

‘hm?’

hitoshi asked

you hurriedly looked around to find something to stall them here and you noticed the cherry blossom tree that’s blooming 

must be the time of the year

‘l-lets! have a-take a picture! outside! by the tree!’

you pointed and they looked at each other

you were acting strangely

but they were simps for you so they just nodded and went outside

they didnt even complain and went to stand out in front of the tree

you had your phone and pulled it to the camera app to raise it to get the team in the frame

they looked sad and tired and worn out but they were still trying to joke around and have natural smiles

‘closer, you guys! bunch in closer!’

you motioned with one hand but they stopped

‘um? y/n? aren’t you gonna join us?’

ren asked but you shook your head

‘its? for you guys? besides, no one will take it for us, silly’

the boys insisted on you prop it up on a bench over there because they wanted you there with them

‘hey, come here! lets all be in it!’

aran shouted and you had no choice but to follow them

the boys had to stand closer to the camera as the bench was a ways ahead of the tree but dont worry, the tree is still there

they wanted you in the front bc they were all taller than you but they really wanted to showcase you

you were their manager and the person who took care of them

they treasure you so much

‘smile!!!’

someone shouted and the timer hit zero and the picture was taken

sure, their school’s motto was that they didnt need things like memories

to not have anything tying you down to the past and to challenge yourself with everyone focusing on the future ahead

in years from now, you could just be another thing from their past and nothing else

but they would be damned if that happened

any fragment of you to remind them of the best time of their youth and the person who loved them more than anyone else did

so yea, sure they wanted to represent their school’s motto

but this time

they can make an exception

a/n: HII!!!! IM BACK AND SUDDENLY IM ABLE TO WRITE AND FINISH THIS I SWEAR I CANT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO PUBLISH THIS I CANT WITH THIS YALL IM LOWKEY DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF AND IM ASHAMED IM SO SORRY

[kazuwhora]

Ship your moots with characters you think would hit on them and who they could pull.

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I have like 100+ moots so I'm gonna do the ones that I've interacted with the most lately!!

@wakaslut I think kisaki would hit on nixie because he obvs seems to like the sweet surefooted ones but she would not give him the time of day in any universe and rindou would come to the rescue and save the day.

@nanaminshousewife I think chifuyu would try to get his way at first but draken and his overwhelming sense of charm and kindness would swoop in and chifuyu would no longer exist. rip chifuyu

@cumfuyu so heres the deal. every single tr character (specifically kaz and mitsuya) would try to hit on them but I would come show up and it would be game over for all of them bc nobody can give better head than me and they're all ugly compared to me and sar deserves the best. so anyways kaz is our pretty girl tho so we'd have a poly relationship with kaz where he bows down at our feet on the daily and he's our toy.

@xjland baji will always be duckies but you know who is gonna swoop in and try to steal the pube grooming skills duckie so graciously gives to baji? tora. but baji's bush is too good to pass up and kaz is a pretty well groomed girl.

@dreamingofsappho I think baji tries to come in with the smooth talking and the charm, but then shin is there in the back watching and laughing bc he doesn't need to be loud like his co-murderer so he takes the win and baji gets left in jail

@mseishu listen ik that the thing here is takemitchi and I think he tries he really does but at the end of the day, im not even gonna say izana either because tbh I really think hanma might end up stealing their heart. he's all goofy and shit like

@r-indou mikey would try to hit but ran would take the win. ran would be too charming and stupid for january to be able to refuse like hello?? emo boy mikey doesn't stand a chance against our resident giraffe ran

@w-akasa wakasa would try to hit it and lets be honest he might get somewhere? but then senju would show up like hey baby and that's what would end up happening. fucking in the changerooms at wakasas gym behind his back

@blueparadis I'm gonna say that takemitchi would DEFINITELY try but he would absolutely not be anywhere near successful with izana in the picture who rly just has to look at takemitchi for him to know his place.

@ssanzuu I personally think that mikey (again hes rly losing out here) would try to get it but he's too fucking emo for anyone to handle and inui who is slightly less emo but still a little edgy would take the win

@hoeruchiyo this is a best friends situation where kisaki is like "omg look watch this I'm gonna pull this bitch" and then he completely flops and hanma is there to clean up the mess and scoop you up.

@6sens ok ok ok. im so sorry to mikey. I really am. but. mikey is taking another defeat. he is once again just a tad bit too much of a emo boy who is a little self indulgent and how can you do anything when hes next to draken who is like emo boy but 10x less emo

@feralforran hear me out kai. I cant give mikey any more losses. so in this case, its a tie between mikey and senju. I think benkei hits on u and senju is like "HAHHAH no." and takes the win, but then theres mikey who is like excuse me??? ur shit. kai is mine. and thats the end of the story.

@chuufuyu kazutora would try to hit up first and absolutely fail (its bc hes hopelessly in love w me) then chifuyu would take the win with his sweetness

@01-20-1992 forgive me han. kisaki would try but you can do so much better I honestly think ran would end up winning your heart truthfully

[jayflrt]

OMG I JUST READ THE SPIDERMAN JAKE FIC IM SO LATE OMG BUT IT WAS LITERALLY SO GOOD WTF ????

ITS LITERALLY TEN MINUTES UNTIL MIDNIGHT AND IM CRYING OVER IT like literally theres real tears on my pillow right now idk why im crying BUT OMG IT WAS JUST SO PERFECT I WAS SCREAMING THE WHOLE TIME ?!?!

IT WAS SO GOOD IM BEVER GONNA STOP THINKING SBOUT THIS FIC LIKE OMG SPIDERMAN JAKE ?!?! AND VILLAINS JAY AND HEESEUNF MMMMMM I LIKE IT I LIKE IT A LOT THEYRE PERFECT

UR WRITING IS JUST TOO GOOD I NEED FHAT ENTIRE FIC TATTOOEED ONTO MY EYEBALLS SO I CAN JUST READ IR FOR THE RESR OF MY LIFE IM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT IT OMG SPIDERMAN JAKE ?!!!2!82;&9283

ALSO CONGRATS ON UR INTERNSHIP WOOO SLAY !!!!!

AHHH FAI HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ITS BEEN SO LONG :o i hope you’ve been doing well and taking care love !! 🥰💖 ALSO PLEASE THIS REVIEW WAS THE SWEETEST THING EVER ??? please hold while user jayflrt implodes from your absolutely sweetness 💞💖💗💞💝💘

the fact that My fic brought you to tears like ……. i’m so 😭😭😭 so honored 😭😭😭💓💗💗💗 it’s so validating i’m just ?? a puddle of absolute mush 🤧💘 and all this high praise i’m just so overwhelmed that you think my fic is that good 😭 it truly means so much to me 🥺💗

AHHHH TBH I WASNT GONNA MAKE HIS FRIENDS THE VILLAINS ORIGINALLY but it seemed to tie in well with giving them a little redemption arc 🤧💕 i think heeseung hadn’t rlly turned ever but jay definitely has a lot of bonds to reforge 😵‍💫BUT PLEASEE THIS WHOLE MESSAGE IS SO SWEET i’m so touched that you enjoyed it that much 😭💖 i’m so happy that you liked reading it as much as i liked writing it, and appreciation like this always makes me remember how grateful i am to have such wonderful readers 🥰🥰🌷🌷thank you so much for reading angel and i’m so so happy you took the time to send this in !! ♡

and thank you so much !! IVE BEEN IN BLISS HAHAH i’ve just been sooo happy the entire week after i heard that i got the position and i’m basically living with my head in the clouds 🌸