#omg I will never shut up about it
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Ngl seeing Coraline in 3D is honestly one of the best 3D movie experiences like it was so good
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there's just something about this sopping soggy specimen of an alien that makes me want to suck his dick-
#lati speaks#i wanna write some smut for him so bad i think he should get some pussy bro idk i think it'd do him some good <33#he'd be hung af that dick is thick and huge and it's gonna be rearranging your guts just trying to fit inside <33#omg just imagine him having a monster cock when he's on the job it's gonna have ridges or any other textures nnmffhhh#it's so therapeutic and funny watching this big scary alien general being autistic about pandas <33#hearing this grown-ass alien man meowing at a cat in his deep voice will never not cease to do wonders for my brain#yes i know i'm late with the hype for this show shut up lemme have this sdjcjdskvbj#kyuujitsu no warumono san#mr. villain's day off#warumono x reader#warumono smut
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“oooohhh shiiiit yessss”…. daily dorym moments + other stuff i found funny in the recent episode !!!
obviously moments are listed no particular order,,,
never gonna get over the fact that caleb is a cpopper. actually what the hell is this bit
dorian’s envy of caleb… the jealousy in his tone but manages to hide it so smoothly. bro just wants to be happy like caleb and essek are :(
caleb commenting on dorian’s pants during the first initial conversation LOLLLL “we get the idea” and robbie’s little head tilt thingy he does for dorian’s reaction AGH.
”we’re more of an improv crew” says dorian as liam fucking looses it (i hc that orym starts laughing))
orym saying he can’t fall from great heights and survive, dorian suggesting that he can make orym fly.
when beau says dorian looks like the type of guy to make a toast, and dorian gets all nervous about it- orym says “yeah she’s right. he is,” and gives a little nod to dorian.
the small glance dorian and orym make towards each other during the talk about weddings. “something to look forward to.”
liam accidentally calling dorian “dorym”
robbie’s little excited squeal when liam initiates a scene between orym and dorian ….
orym *wordlessly* pulling dorian by his hand to the side AAAAAAGGH
THE KISS!!! IT WAS SO PERFECT FOR THEM !!! orym asking consent beforehand, dorian’s awkward but very into it response… then after when orym asks if this is something dorian wants, and dorian replies with “oh, i want.” and KISSES HIM BACK. everything has been moving so slow for them and they finally get the chance to clash lips for 10 seconds… absolutely golden.
liam’s dance at the end when dorian moves in again and kisses orym back,,, the excited faces all over the table. and then braius. LOL.
#critical role#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#bells hells#c3#campaign 3#dorian x orym#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#c3e115#time to never shut up about dorym again. sigh#i was doing so well too after the break with VM#deprived for so long just to have this happen omg i am SO JOYOUS#THEY MAKE ME SICK. IN A GOOD WAY.#robbie and liam acting is so good
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I long for more Asgard content, I want to see the streets, the markets, the architecture of the simple houses, the protocols of the royal court, Loki's chambers, Loki's closet, I want to know what were Loki's duties as a prince, did people have to call him your highness? Where did he eat? Is there a feasting hall?
Do the princes have to attend to all morning and night feasts or are they allowed to eat in their chambers? Are there servants designated to help Loki specifically? To prepare his baths, fetch his wine and food and help him get dressed? Does every member of the royal family have their own personal tailors/seamsters? Who chooses the fabrics for their clothes?
If Loki decides to buy let's say a new dagger does he have to go to a shop or can he order to have the daggers brought to him so he can choose while comfortably drinking wine on his bed? And how is the payment done? Does he have his own personal finances or is everything taken from the royal vaults?
Does Odin have an office from where he can talk to his sons/generals and assign them missions while dealing with paperwork (like Tywin's office in got) or is everything done in the throne room? Does Loki has his own suite of quarters or he only has his chambers? If so does that mean that he has his own personal staff to take care of his section of the palace? Are they loyal to him?
How do the common people view the princes? Do they see Loki as a villain or is he so detached from their ordinary lives that they don't think much about him? Is Loki considered a good catch bc he's royalty or is his image so tainted by his title of god of mischief that people avoid getting involved with him? Do the cortiers have to bow in his presence?
Are Sif and the warriors three nobles? Are they above the regular courtier? What is their station? Does their position as the heir's close friends puts them above everyone else except the members of the royal family? Are they allowed to jab at Loki because Thor allows them to or even if he didn't they would face no consequence for treating him as an equal/beneath them at times?
So many questions, so many things to think about, I NEED answers (and sadly I won't get any bc marvel literally destroyed one of the most ineteresting places they had for the sake of comedy I guess)
#loki#loki laufeyson#Asgard#the warriors three#lady sif#thor#odin#so many little details that I want to know about#like is a ROYAL COURT they must have the most delicious tea to spill#the protocols and stuff omg I can already see potential for drama#but marvel is dumb and they'll never give us more abpit Asgard#but I'm obsessed with it#and no I won't shut up about it#loki odinson
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Do you guys think that when Leola first died, Aaravos filled at least a few books with his memories of her so that he wouldn’t forget her even if millennia passed
(He didn’t have to before of course, since they were supposed to have a whole life together)
(And now he can’t lose her in more ways than one)
#I bet he was terrified of forgetting her#the happiest moments in his life#maybe he had those books in his prison with him#maybe he read them every night#how else would she feel him holding her in his mind#with his heart?#can you guys tell I’m obsessed with them rn#why do I wake up and choose pain#I mean ig Aaravos didn’t CHOOSE the pain and yet he woke up with it everyday#guys omg I think I might ACTUALLY never shut up about them#sorry#tdp#tdp season 6#tdp spoilers#tdp s6#aaravos#the dragon prince#tdp aaravos#tdp Leola
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I know we all shxt on 402 for being a terrible ending but can we talk about how the literal first line of the chapter is javier saying he's always wanted to see lloyd in a wedding suit?? hello?? 🏳️🌈
#ying talks about tged#the greatest estate developer#tged#tged spoilers#llojavi#biggest crime of the century is the fact that the wedding is not for them smh#also them casually arguing about javier bringing suho back is so funny#'i knew i should've never brought you back' 'i chose to come back' 'you were desperately begging me to return' omg shut up and kiss already-
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matty please give me a chance please please please
#he’s so fucking fine#i will never shut up about him 🤷🏻♀️#feeling a lil parasocial#also his tattoos#im soo obsessed with them#and the curls!!#omg#matty healy#the 1975
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Odysseus when he has a wife Odysseus when he thinks about his wife and talks about his wife and did you know I have a wife her name is Penelope her name means weaver she weaves really good wanna meet her her name is Penelope she’s my wi
#tagamemnon#Odysseus#the odyssey#Penelope#I’m not far enough in the Iliad to know if he talks about Penelope but I assume so#since tsoa is a retelling and he does in that (so much omg)#if Penelope was married to me I too would never ever shut up#I hope he does in the Iliad if he doesn’t I’ll riot
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the fig tree in my back yard is going bonkers rn, all the figs are ripening at once and I can only eat so many 😭 i went out to get a few and picked one that looked juuuust this side of overripe, bit into it and tasted literal alcohol. they are out here straight up Fermenting on the tree because I can’t eat figs fast enough. on the bright side the wasps are going absolutely BUGFUCK on them (which means I will have even more figs next season)
#lindsey shut up#no one cares about my backyard drama but I am going to share anyways#i have also had a Surprising number of people tell me they’ve never eaten a fig before#and tbh im thrilled. bc then I get to offer them a fresh sun warmed honey fig#the pecan tree is still young but it’s already dropping a bunch of teeny tiny hulls like IM HELPING#like omg yes you are baby. but maybe let’s give it another year of growth before we try making a buttfuck load of pecans#(it will not)#don’t even get me started on the muscadines#the muscadines are a sovereign nation at this point and I am afraid to try and interfere
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yeah you say “cringe is dead” but do you still apologize about reblogging stuff related to your “cringy” interests? kill the mindset that you are somehow not included in that statement or we’re never actually going to change anything
#i have never been in a fandom that apologizes for liking the source media as much as the homestuck fandom does#like jesus christ STOP it’s not cute actually#we’re on tumblr. we’re literally on tumblr and you still feel the need to be like ‘omg so so sorry for reblogging this hs post teehee’#if people unfollow you for it who cares. who. cares.#also not only is it 1) perpetuating a toxic culture of shame and 2) annoying#it’s highly disrespectful to the creator of the media#someone poured their heart and soul into the anime or book or album that you’re so ashamed of liking#by APOLOGIZING for liking something just because other people like to mock it you’re agreeing that this thing that you supposedly love#is defective. less than. worthy of mockery#i mean not only is that spineless as hell it’s like. imagine being a creator and knowing that not even your fans respect your work#so yeah. stop apologizing for liking the things you like. either express that affinity freely or shut the fuck up entirely#hm. im madder about this than i thought i was. lol.#op
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The face of pure groggy confusion to “oh you’re getting married, how sweet. She must love you so much,”
PLEASE. He’s like “whose she?”.
#there were some really funny moments somehow in the episode#Rafa is an amazing actor I’ll never shut up about it#i love this episode so much omg#tarlos#tk strand#carlos reyes#911 lone star#911 lone star spoilers#911 lone star season 4#911 ls#911 lone star cast
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Baby is gonna frame this one too
#mat barzal#justin bieber#omg my baby is living his dream#like I know he was dying inside#I think that’s gonna be the one thing he’s never gonna shut up about until he wins the cup#source: instagram
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guys, i am so fucking cold right now 😔 i need a hot water bottle and könig to warm me right up smh
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yibo-official weibo update
Load the bullets, aim in the direction, build a blue line of defense, and protect the hope of peace. 🕊️Peacekeeping riot squad sniper Yang Zhen @UNIQ-Wang Yibo is on call at any time! 🫡 #Formed Police Unit# is now showing!
#wang yibo#yang zhen#formed police unit#that’s so hot of you yang zhen 🔥🔥🔥🔥#HIS EYEBROWS OMG HELLO I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT 😍😍😍😍😍
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i love being friends with girls and then they get a boyfriend and then he becomes the center of her entire existence and all she talks about and all she focuses on and i sit there and i smile and i nod and i feel myself becoming genuinely evil
#shut up about your fucking boyfriend I DONT CARE#<< i never say that bc im not a horrible person but good god idk if im built for this#im crazy and im always a little bit in love with every girl i know its just how im built#like i guess its bc whenever ive dated someone i keep that shit to myself#like you have to torture me for me to admit anythings happening so when other people make it their whole personality#and totally abandon friendships bc OMG must focus 100% energy on some guy it just makes my eye twitch#and then when they wanna come crawling back omg he sucks he cheated i want your shoulder to cry on and im like well you didnt even text#me when my nana died last march so. cry on your own shoulder.#full admittance i am also a jealous person so theres a bit of crazy jealous jessie at play Always. I'm nothing if not honest#sorry kpoppers you get my insnae ramblings this friday night#i'll make up for it i'll post like bang chan ass shots or something tommorrow dont worry
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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