#om crack

[certifiedlucifersimp]

Beelzebub Solomon first encounter

After he leaves

[devildomditzy]

MC asking the brothers which one of them got into an intense fiddle battle with a man name Johnny down in Georgia

[nerinefy]

hellooo may i rq an obey me imagine where a blank faced , cool and calm mc who is exceptionally good at seductive speech-craft just drops the biggest flirt on the brothers and just acts cool about it not giving them a reaction. how would the brothers react ? tyy - 👺 anon

OLDER BROTHERS VER. !! (PART 2 WILL BE DECIDED.)

- details: pronouns: you/yours | headcanon | crack + fluff | word count: | warnings: slight cursing if you squint + some...jokes

- author's note: im back ig, and im sorry if this req took like a year :')

LUCIFER !

you really are a pain, truly. the avatar of pride may try his hardest to hide the effect you have on him yet he was proven the opposite. surely you wouldn't have noticed?...right? wrong. why would you continue teasing the absolute devildom out of him if you didn't notice?

the way he looks away and adjusts his perfectly neat tie is one thing, but looking closely, why would someone unaffected have short and shaky breaths with slightly flushed cheeks?

at this point, mans just gave up and ran with it. what do you mean you had him flustered? are you sure you've been sleeping well? he's known all along and sure is amused, yeah, he definitely thought of that at first.

even with his rough start, he managed to win you over. not like it was a competition in the first place but he'll take it as one for the sake of his image. he surely did a number on you later on. did you really think he'll let you do that to him? yeah, maybe after this life, just maybe.

eventually you'll be even more of a mess than him if he takes up the challenge. the other brothers may have complained more than once since you two have been going at it ever since you started teasing him using your 'assets'.

MAMMON !

unlike lucifer who eventually leaves you high and dry (or wet, idk about you), mammon fails, and he fails at the worst possible way. at least in his eyes, he is an overdramatic little shit if you've forgotten.

he acts as if you haven't taken his breath with just one word. he can't really convince anyone with forehead dripping with sweat and his entire body shifting and squirming whenever you take the smallest step closer to him. go easy on him though, please. he's trying his best.

he doesn't recover well the longer you speak to him, he brushes it off with the brightest blush you've ever seen even though he swears it's just the heat going on these days (it was not hot, actually, it was very cold at that time.)

you'd likely have to watch out, he might faint even at the sight of you. he just can't help it you know, you already look so irresistible doing mundane things, so you directly giving him all your attention, and with that voice of yours...it most definitely will leave him melting in your arms.

it's utterly embarrassing for him to be a mess in front of you, but soon he just accepts it. if that's the way you'd like him to be, then he'd be just that. only for you. of course, he'd never in his very long life admit it out loud but you get the point.

LEVIATHAN !

this one is a tough one for sure. not because you have no effect on him, it's most definitely not that. it's more like he's actively finding a way for you not to approach him. he's hiding and running away from you like he did numerous crimes bad enough to not be spoken of, not like that'll work on you though.

you've already traumatized him enough with his first encounter with you, he's not willing to go in for a second round. one word from you and he might actually faint. it's bad enough that you're the most enchanting person he's ever seen, but you going out of your way to speak to him with that mesmerizing voice of yours, it's like you came straight out of a video game with how unimaginably beautiful you are.

if you ever have him cornered, he just might have the courage to face you somehow. unfortunately, his newfound confidence will be immediately replaced with clammy hands and teary eyes. and yes, hugging him to comfort him would make things worse.

just a thought though- please go easy on him.

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[pearl-dragon-cavern]

[potol0ver]

NSFW

I can just imagine MC (us) finding a monster that we find attractive in Devildom. (Tentacle monster, Minotaur, etc.)

*MC visually pondering weather they can ask if they can fuck the monster or stay silent.*

MC; Hypothetically-

Lucifer; No

MC; ok���

[leifkncries]

yk what i want? i want a fic where mammon goes through all the things we make him go through. at first, he's pissed. 'is my suffering really entertainment for other people?' 'fuck the people who made me go through this!' 'why..'

sooner or later, he just stops fighting it. it won't stop, no matter what he does. in fact, it seems like what he's doing right now is making him suffer even more.

'oh, another one? am i going to die in this fic?'

'oh, so they're going to be obsessed with me again?'

he's just happy that he's useful in some way to people.

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snippet ig, basically another au to 'mammon's plans never work out, do they?' because i have no ideas

-

Finally gaining consciousness, the white haired demon jumped out of bed. "Wonder what's the plot this time?" He asked himself, muttering. Looking around the room, he could note the few changes. First of all, his room is completely clean. Well.. organized. There are cobwebs around. Second, it feels.... empty. Third, He's wearing clothes. His casual clothes. 'Did I sleep with me clothes on?' He grimaced.

He hopped on his couch and reached into his pocket for his D.D.D. Opening it, he could see another difference. "It ain't 3060.. It was 2996 when this shit started!" He sweatdropped. "What in the celestia?" He scratched his head, confused. "Well I should explore first." He told himself, standing up.

He hummed, smirking as he used his magic to make himself invisible. 'Luckily, I got to be a magician in the other regressions. Wait, aren't I a marty sue now- Well whateva'.' He scoffed. Mammon went outside the door, looking at the dim empty halls the House of Lamentation had.

Looking around wearily, he shivered. He felt a presence behind him, watching his every move. Maybe it's just the readers. They're always watching. There's something different with this though... but whatever! He's invisible, right? He can't be seen by anyone else! Maybe the readers are.. colder today.

Still, he looked back to confirm nobody was following him. The wave of relief that washed through him when he saw nobody there was helping him. A bit. He looked back in front of him, and flinched. Satan was there. He was looking straight at Mammon. "Who are you?" Satan looks at the presence (Mammon).

Gulping, Mammon knew that he shouldn't run. If he could convince Satan.. Wait, why was he so cautious anyway? Whatever. He quickly made the spell wear off, exposing the white haired demon. His eyes widened, the glare no longer on his face. "Mammon?.." He mumbled, eyebrows tilted.

"Didn't you.. die?"

[diamondsmind-galaxy]

I just realized something. . .

Why isn't Gabriel mentioned anywhere in Om/Nb???

Like, we got Lucifer, Raphael, and Michael, but isn't Gabriel also a seraphim? How can he be missing?

[devildomangel]

MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

[tsukii0002]

I have the headcanon that the brothers can feel when Mc feels the sin they represent, Satan when he feels anger, Beel when he feels gluttony…, but that the other way around also happens. When one of the brothers is being “dominated” by his sin, Mc is able to feel that feeling as their own even though it is not. I mean, Mc is calmly doing their business and suddenly BUM, they feel a very marked envy out of nowhere. And it's like:

Mc: *feels a very strong envy out of nowhere*

Mc: What the hell happened to Levi now?

Mc: *quietly in their room when they starts to feel a familiar sensation* How strange…

Mc: *realizing that it's greed what they are feeling* Wait…

Mc: *getting up suddenly and running out* MaaMmoOoon!!! whatever it is don't even think about it!!!!

Mc: *studying* mmm What…

Mc: !!! *feeling a big lust* Asmo we have a final exam tomorrow!!!!

Mc: *with a classmate doing a project* … *suddenly feels a surge of anger and smashes their pen* …

Demon: Are you ok?!

Mc: I am, but the bastard who pissed off Satan won't be ha ha.

Demon: ????

.

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[helshollowhalls]

[certifiedlucifersimp]

Lucifer : What are you reading ?

Luke : The Bible

Lucifer : Jesus dies

Luke : 😕

Lucifer : That's a fact , I was there

(Inspired by this)

[devildomditzy]

[zephyrchama]

Who among you are old enough to remember the "It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?" reminders on TV?

That was probably necessary at the very beginning of the exchange program. Diavolo or Barbatos would have to send out text messages every day. "It's 10pm. Do you know where your human exchange student is?"

You could be doing homework in your room in the House of Lamentation when at ten o'clock on the dot you hear loud swearing and footsteps. Mammon barges in to check that you're there. The others coolly walk by and peek in just to double-check. Every single night.

[pearl-dragon-cavern]

[l3viat8an]

MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.

Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??