#old school dubstep

[dofuturopost]

Teaser 01 - Low Tech High Life

Music: Havana - Paulinho do futuro

[galactic-dragoness]

Is adulthood just yearning for the things that happened over a decade ago every decade that passes you by

[adrenart]

terminal

tried my hand at oldschool dubstep and i dont think it came out half bad!

[psicadetterra]

I am too damn lazy to find the post, but there was a post like "I wanna know who left a dislike on my dubstep mix" tagged Quentin Hedgemouse and I spent many months trying to imagine what Quentin's dubstep mix would sound like. Is he spinning old school dubstep or is he just gonna play 40 minutes of Skrillex because I can see it going either way.

[xeno-fluff]

XenoMania - Love and Death (VISUALIZER) Finally able to release this track! I’m really proud of how this came out. If you love chill old school dub, consider giving me a listen!

[mp3playergirl27]

Truly one of the 'c o l d e s t' dubs I've ever heard

[toysrguts]

smiling friends headcanons!! :D

i have smiling friends brainrot

allan:

•wine is his de-stresser. after a long shift he likes to go home and sip on a glass of wine while watching shit TV like some kind of cool guy

•doesn't smoke cigarettes often but will bum one off of charlie sometimes during their breaks

•bites people he loves :)

•perhaps his dr. monsters appointment with dr. monster was an appointment to assess him for OCD

•very very particular about the way he likes things and hates unexpected change in his routine

•also a math god he's like a walking calculator

•always helping other people reach things that they cant

•he has to be like 6’3 or something probably

•autism be damned my boy can work a grill (he can cook really well)

•in fact hes often the one cooking meals for the other smiling friends

•he also lovessss to garden its one of his favorite hobbies

•he grows his own vegetables to cook with and flowers to decorate his home :)

•i feel like this man would get down to some queen or duran duran

•he’ll listen to pretty much anything but i feel like he would gravitate towards 80s classics

•used to own a car that he loved but it broke down and he never bought another one

•went to school for engineering and started volunteering at smiling friends after graduating as kind of a placeholder job, but loved it so much it became his full time job

•cheese is his safe food

•had to wear glasses when he was younger but felt like they deterred the ladies so he switched to wearing contacts

•probably drinks black coffee like a fucking freak

•either that or he adds oat milk

•hes pretty anxious and freaks out a lot and will also snap if he has sensory overload

•wears noise canceling headphones a lot cause too much noise drives him insane

•HATES fabric touching his skin but will still wear a tie cause “it’s classy” and will wear clothes if hes out in public

•once took a trip to france and almost didnt come back cuz it was like cheese heaven

•goes clubbing during some of his nights off and is a karaoke GOD

•also goated at chess and gets heated during a game of scrabble

charlie:

•definitely sneaks a cart into work every day

•if allan didn’t cook this dude would go into debt from ordering takeout every day

•was raised mostly by his uncle cause his parents werent always around, and they're more like really good friends now that hes older

•grew up poor and had a pretty hard childhood overall but he doesn't dwell on it too much

•relieves his stress and frustration by terrorizing people in fortnite lobbies

•the smiling friends hq is air conditioned 24/7 per his request, he's heat sensitive and sweats EXCESSIVELY

•uses axe body spray to mask the stench

•his living conditions are depressing to look at, the only furniture in his apartment is a mattress and an old camping chair he borrowed from his uncle years ago

•also probably owns a shelf dedicated to lego builds

•he spends like 90% of his time in his bed if not working

•his morning routine consists of waking up disoriented asf, throwing on some clothes laying on the floor, forgetting to brush his teeth and walking out the door

•was exposed to shock sites wayyy too young

•acted out and got in trouble a lot in his adolescence but now just likes to keep to himself for the most part

•believe it or not he was baptized as a baby

•started caring about life a little more ever since experiencing hell

•feel like he likes music his uncle showed him as a kid, maybe judas priest and whitesnake type shit

•doesn’t even have to say anything when he goes to salty’s cause hes a regular and they know his exact order

•thats a bisexual man if ive ever seen one

•the hat hides his receding hairline lul

•has a fat ass surgical scar on his nose from when james ripped it off

•wears the same beat up white adidas shoes and got in highschool

•owns one of those “dubstep, weed and jacking off” shirts

•hes an only child but pim is like a brother to him

•had a family dog growing up and is a dog person overall

pim:

•begs to play roblox when anyone else is playing video games in the office

•curls up into a ball when he sleeps

•also will freak out without a night light

•his room is definitely littered with stuffed animals

•grew up watching mlp (g1) and probably still owns some pony figures

•and says “hello everypony!!” when entering a room

•played a LOT of browser and flash games as a youngster like club penguin and moviestar planet

•genuinely finds beauty in everything i wish i was on his level of joy and whimsey

•would totally listen to vocaloid and would totally go on a super long tangent about how its so cool and holograms are so cool

•also has a collection of light sticks and miku plushies and definitely kisses his miku poster goodnight

•i feel like he ate paint chips as a child

•craves social interaction cuz his parents had a rocky marriage and were neglectful and his sister treated him like shit when they were kids

•his sister would tug on his nerve ending when she got annoyed

•having a rough upbringing and dysfunctional family is what pushed him to start working for smiling friends, hes genuinely passionate about making people smile and just wants to help people who are in bad situations like he was

•prone to panic attacks :(

•sings little songs to calm himself down

•flails his arms or jumps around when hes excited

•still uses pool floaties when swimming lmao

•also still loves to dress up and play pretend as an adult

•mmmmm loves sweets what is a nutritious meal?????

•wore glasses growing up but just kind of stopped for some reason probably cuz his eyes are fucking massive

glep:

•chronic cyberbully-er

•tells people to kts in his gibberish language when they annoy him

•has most likely caused several wars across the globe

•puts whatever he wants on the tv and then hides the remote and watches everyone fight over who took it

•small but lets out the most diabolical burps imaginable

•is fluent in every single language on earth and probably space too

•absolutely brainrotted from that ipad he wont stop watching skibidi toilet

•unties peoples shoes when theyre not paying attention

•little guy has never known sobriety in his life

•has so many random ass pictures and videos saved on his tablet

•hes like a little vlogger

•if someone says or does something he doesnt like he’ll probably hire a hitman on them

•definitely has access to the deep web

•hates gardening but will help allan out with it once in a while for something in return (like a grilled cheese or some weed or something)

•also will sit next to allan while hes cooking so he can eat all the scraps

[dejabooooo]

The Anti-Pines family is utterly fascinating. We have the blueprint for an entire pseudo canon AU, and remarkably I have seen little input from the fandom in regards to it. I can’t imagine why because there is SO MUCH TO WORK WITH HERE.

Anti-Waddles being as nefarious as Anti-Mabel. “The first pig to ever go to jail for armed robbery.” Like 😭😭 imagine waddles standing upright and holding a tommy gun. Imagine no one in the bank their holding up taking them seriously because they’re an adorable little girl and a chubby pig, and mabel threatening to put a bullet between someone’s eyes like “u better cough up the bacon before this bacon smokes u.” I wanna see what other heinous atrocities the cutest crime duo in the multiverse get up to.

ANTI-SOOS BEING A FORBES BILLIONAIRE HOW AND WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

You’d think if Anti-Ford represents the opposite of Ford that you’d wind up with someone who is exceptionally normal and uninteresting but NOPE. Anti-Ford is easily the weirdest here. FUCKING??? YOUTUBER??? DJ?? A sixty-something year old man with 200 subscribers who posts about his dubstep set lists daily. Utterly baffling.

Anti-Stan and Anti-Dipper are the most understandable in terms of being complete opposites of their counterparts, but all of this makes me wonder how differently their stories would play out because of this. Anti-Mabel was “chased out of her dimension” for being so evil. How does her family feel about this? Are they trying to get her back? Does this bizarre cast embark on a comical and heartfelt journey to try and bring her home? A journey that ends in an emotional reunion? Perhaps one that Mabel fights as she clings to her indifferent, cold ideology while her family begs her to come home. All of them recollecting her horrible crimes with proportionately little exasperation and an abundance of fondness. Stan recounting when she stole all the money from a fundraiser he’d held so she could instead invest the funds into remodeling their entire house to have a monochrome minimalist decor. Ford reminiscing about the time she tried to use his channel to funnel money into a crypto/nft scheme. Dipper having countless stories. like how happy she’d make him when he’d get to skip school thanks to her (because she burned down the school, multiple times). About how she’d sabotaged pretty much all of his relationships, but it was a good thing in the end because it allowed him to realize that who he always really loved was that dorky socially awkward corduroy girl he hadn’t noticed at first. All of this retrospection from her family chipping away at her hardened heart and- phew, I'm getting carried away, but the possibilities, man! These characters could be so much more than a one time joke.

There is also the matter of Anti-Bill. “He is very boring.” Shut up??? Speak for urself, schmebulock, he sounds delightful. This is another character I believe you could expand in many interesting ways. I mean think about it, a being possessing the same caliber of bill’s omniscience and using it for good sounds amazing. Knowing all the beauty in all the universes and going out of his way to share it with weary minds through their dreams. Nullifying nightmares. What if he were a healing antidote to the mind, a medicine to bill’s mind unraveling madness? What if they knew each other?

Do you see my (delusional) vision here guys?

[lycankeyy]

Jesus Christ these doodles already feel so old . I was not lying I really am using this fixation to speedrun learning to draw humans LMAO. Anyway I made some of those silly "understand ship in 5 minutes" memes with my Favorite pairings in funkycule au not ALL of them just the ones that I brainrot hardest about. If I did one for all of them we'd be here all day I'd probably hit image limit it's called the funkycule for a reason

ANYWAY infodumping/details under the cut:

BF/GF/Pico:

I am a "BF and GF are Fucking Tall™️" truther because it's funny to me. With BF it's harder to tell because his posture is absolutely atrocious but GF is just So Fucking Tall

I'm going to be honest with the gender headcanon for BF. I guess I default to him being transmasc but I can see him as. Like. Anything. In fact I think he's just every gender. But I'm a coward so he's transmasc for the purposes of the chart. GF is a girl but identifying her as "cis" or "trans" doesn't mean much when demon genders don't really work like that. It's complicated. Pico is just a guy

Pico likes being the big spoon because he likes knowing that his partners are safe. However GF likes being the big spoon More. The result is Pico Sandwich. He will never admit it but Pico feels the safest he ever has in his entire life when he is being Pico Sandwiched

BF is very much a verbal affection type of guy. Yes he is nonverbal. His words of affection are various dubstep noises. His partners appreciate it so much

BF grew up kinda spoiled and never really learned how to cook. However after noticing that Pico is like extremely bad at feeding himself (canon six pack means nothing to me. That boy is skin and bones I won't be told otherwise /silly) he for the first time managed to convince himself to try it and he got Really into it he's actually good at it. He still loses his mind when GF makes him pb&j sammiches for dinner though it's his favorite thing in the world

Pico is Insanely overprotective mostly because he's extremely hypervigilant and sees potential danger in everything. BF is the exact opposite and even in situations where he's in immediate danger he'll be ironically more worried about Pico getting too worried about it. GF is also pretty ditzy about this due to her confidence that her boys can handle Anything but if either of them ever got hurt she would explode everyone in a 50 mile radius with her mind so like that counts for something

Random headcanon: the group's favorite date night activity is looking up an extremely bad movie and then commentating over it like old-school rage youtubers the whole time in an effort to see who can get the others to laugh the hardest. BF wins often because the flatness of the TTS voice he uses adds something to the humor of it

Pico/Darnell:

I kinda bounced around with what label to use for Darnell for a while. I definitely see him as arospec, with the stipulation that he does feel romantic attraction just like very not traditionally and after a Long Time. After going between quoiromantic and demiromantic for a bit I landed on grey bc it's open-ended enough to encompass it. The point is it took Darnell like 3 full years to realize that his feelings were less platonic than he thought and even then theyre still like. Only half-romantic lmao

Unfortunately as he cannot provide the Pico Sandwich Darnell is getting little spoon'd by a guy nearly a foot shorter than him. F

Pico and Darnell are pretty verbally coarse with each other in a way only people who've been through the amount of shit they have been together can be w/o jeopardizing their relationship. That being said they often express affection and insane amounts of trust through actions very frequently, sometimes even without either of them realizing. Them immediately making up after weekend 1 was one of those times lol

I put Pico on the "squashes the bug" end of both charts but in reality I think he just takes them outside unless it's like a gnat or something. Darnell isn't scared of bugs he just wonders what would happen if he set one on fire. Pico refuses to let him set them on fire

Even though Pico 2 is in a weird limbo state in funkycule just like it is irl, there's still some point in the timeline where Pico expressed protectiveness over Darnell, to the point where, years later, when Darnell heard Pico took down a whole army for BF and GF, he got jealous, because that was supposed to be their thing >:(. This was quickly followed by his Oh moment

Random headcanon: Pico and Darnell had been acquaintances for the whole time they were in school together, but they became friends when Pico (and Nene by proxy) were the only kids to continue hanging out with him after The Class Presentation Gone Wrong (Darnell Plays with Fire). To return the favor, Darnell stuck by Pico even after the events of PS fundamentally changed him as a person. Though their relationship can be messy, they've been virtually inseperable since.

Nene/Cassandra:

The levels of toxicity of this are mostly dependant on When in the timeline by the time these two are like 21 they've normalized a bit dw lmao

Okay so like. I've made so much Lore. For Pico's School. For no reason. Anyway penilians have nothing against child soldiers so Cas was shipped off to infiltrate Earth at the penilian equivalent of 13. Also while on a surface level she's transfem in more depth it's like "all penilians are One Sex and have One Gender so technically she is xenogender, using neopronouns, and if you want to be extra silly with it, by the time she's 19 she's functionally alienkin but for humans as a coping mechanism for being banished to earth (dw abt it)"

[Projects my trauma and its side effects onto Nene] who said that

I didn't think much on the borrowing clothes thing until I realized that I draw Nene and Cassandra wearing the same style of turtlenecks I was like. Do you know what would be really funny

I don't have many intimate cute headcanons for these two Yet because I'm so early on in developing my shit and these two are Not cute at first. However I do like to imagine that Nene calls Cas all kinds of over-the-top cutesy or stupid nicknames just to get a reaction out of her. She called her a "vixen" as a furry joke + something between a compliment and insult once and she almost died

Nene is literally the only one in this entire cast who's never gotten her license suspended also she's somewhat good at car maintence which Cas find inexplicably hot

Giggles and kicks my feet at putting both Pico and Cassandra at the far end of the overprotectiveness spectrum. Anyway

Random headcanon: in the short period of time before Cas started ghosting Nene and FNF happening, they were in contact for One Christmas when they were like 15. Nene got Cas a cute little switchblade with hearts carved into the handle. Cas keeps it in a box by her bed and refuses to let anyone touch it or to let it ever get dirty.

If you have read this far I love you. Here is your reward should you choose to accept it:

[catboyposer]

I sort of roll my eyes when people say that "nostalgia" and "aesthetics" are bad and cringe and performative things that cloud your vision because like idk for me personally i lived thru the end tail of 2008 emo/scene (i was in elementary school lol) and then the random XD rage comics dubstep edm mustache and big hipster glasses era in 2011 and i liked all those things back then, and i still like them now.

Like the whole "you just like it cuz its old, just be urself ugh" type of thing makes no sense to me because ive always been the kind of person who once i like something i never stop liking it. I liked all this stuff when i was 10 and i still like it now that im 27. Whats so bad about having a blog archiving my interests lol. I suppose most ppl are generally annoyed less at people like me and more towards new generations who are "nostalgia posting" for an era they didnt live through. N its like. Sure i guess it can be a little embarrassing when they get certain facts wrong and spread misinformation but idk lol no one ever gives ppl a hard time when they like victorian era shit or whatever. You dont have to live thru a time to appreciate it.

I dont think stuff needs to be left and forgotten about just because its old and not currently relevant. I love new stuff too but i see new stuff every day in every place. So its nice to have a blog where i can look at all the older stuff. And once this new stuff is considered old, it'll end up on this blog too.

Idk its fun to like things i like everything.

[beeyatoreechee]

AN UMINEKO MOVIE: OFFICIAL SCRIPT LEAK

[WE OPEN IN KINZO'S OFFICE. KINZO IS SITTING AT HIS DESK. GENJI AND NANJO ARE PRESENT.]

KINZO (DRINKING GAY POTION ABSINTHE): How much longer do I have to live, doc?

NANJO: About three months.

KINZO: OUGHHHHHHHHHH BEATORICEEEEEEEEEEE

[RECORD SCRATCH]

BATTLER: BOOORIIIIIIIIIIING! I'M SURE THE AUDIENCE DIDN'T PUT ON THEIR PANTS AND LEAVE THEIR HOUSES TO SEE BORING OLD MAN DRAMA! DAME DA, ZEN ZEN DAME DA! NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY LIFE!

[DUBSTEP REMIX OF HAPPY MARIA STARTS PLAYING. FLASHBACK MONTAGE OF BATTLER'S LIFE PLAYS WITH HEAVY MOTION BLUR AND SPEED EFFECTS]

BATTLER: I was just your average high school boy. [SHOW BATTLER WALKING DOWN SCHOOL HALLWAY. HE'S WEARING AN AEROPOSTALE HOODIE, AND THERE'S AN AIRPODS CASE VISIBLE IN HIS POCKET]

Sure, my grades in class were- [SHOW HIM SITTING IN CLASS LOOKING AT HIS PHONE WITH HIS LEGS ON HIS DESK. HIS TEACHER HANDS HIM AN ALGEBRA TEST MARKED "D+"] well, they're certainly something.

But that doesn't matter when you're getting it with the ladies! [SHOW HIM WALKING ON CAMPUS. A ROOFLESS PINK CAR FULL OF GIRLS DRIVES BY. BATTLER LIFTS HIS CHIN IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. THE GIRLS GIGGLE AND DRIVE AWAY.]

[SHOW A NERD GETTING LIFTED BY THE COLLAR AND SHOVED AGAINST A LOCKER BY A GROUP OF BULLIES.]

BULLY: ALRIGHT, PAL, COUGH UP THE LUNCH MONEY AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

BATTLER: Woah, hey, what's going on here?

BULLY: Oh, it's YOU. What do YOU want?

BATTLER: Got your lunch covered for you, since you can't seem to pay for it yourself. [BATTLER PULLS A 20 OUT OF HIS BRA HOODIE WITH HIS POINTER AND MIDDLE FINGER AND HANDS IT TO THEM. THE BULLIES DROP THE NERD, TAKE THE 20, AND STARE IN BEWILDERMENT AS BATTLER SWAGGERS AWAY.]

BATTLER [TO AUDIENCE AGAIN]: Oh yeah, in case you couldn't tell, I'm filthy stinkin' rich.

[vendetta-if]

Hello!

Just wanted to say the IF is amazing, i just spent 3 days straight binging it and loved every second. Please ignore if it has already been asked but what is all the RO's preferred genre of music? And favourite songs if they have any?

Keep up the amazing work!

Thank you for the kind words! And I just wanna say, your ask is the final push for me to actually scour through most of my songs on Spotify and finish assembling playlists for Rin, Santana, Skylar, and Jackal 😆 But I had so much fun doing so and I'll keep adding more and updating all of the characters' playlists as I discovered more new (and old lost) songs that fit them.

I have the links to their spotify playlist which contain a mix of their favorite songs and some songs whose lyrics fit them. I don't think I can link too much stuff in one post unfortunately, so I'll make a separate post to announce the rest of the characters playlists later on 😁But I'll try to link one song that either perfectly encapsulate their music taste or whose lyrics fit the character--or at least a song that they'd enjoy listening to.

Also, I basically have to split up my own music taste and favorite genres among all of my characters and I'm running out of genres 😭 But as for your question, I don't think I've answered something like that before--at least not in detail.

Sorry in advance for the long post (I just love being able to gush about my characters and music 🤭)

Ash

Ash enjoys quite a wide variety of genres, but mostly, their go-to are genres that are more energetic and/or aggressive. So, think like Rock, Phonk, Dubstep, Trap, Drum and Bass, Metal, that kind of stuff. But usually, they listen to songs whose vibes and/or lyrics kind of fit the mood they're in at the moment.

Also, fun fact, they did have some kind of an emo phase during their angsty and edgy teenage years 😂 It wasn't really too apparent (like no, they didn't have that typical emo hairstyle or wore those iconic eyeliners), but they just relate to quite a number of the lyrics of songs that can be considered to be emo anthems.

The song that fits the genre they like to listen to and the lyrics also matched their feelings and obsession love for MC is "So Sick" by Johnny Goth.

"So Sick" - Johnny Goth

Rin

As the child of a classically-trained musician, Rin mostly enjoys classical and instrumental music. One of their favorite instruments is the piano and they used to enjoy learning to play it. Maybe in the future, when they won't be so busy anymore, they can pick up their piano lessen again...

Also, they tend to gravitate towards more soothing and calming songs in general because of the headaches they usually got after using their power too much or to see to far into the future. So most of their playlist is filled with instrumental songs, either piano, cello, or violin, or a combination of those.

As for the song that fits them, I'd say "The Belt of Faith" by Jung Jaeil kinda fits their vibe and the gravitas they carry (Yes, the main soundtrack for the film "Parasite" and yeah, I can see the irony 😂 )

"The Belt of Faith" - Jung Jaeil

Santana

Santana loves that tinge of old-school songs that they were often exposed to whenever their parents listen to in the radio. So, the genres they enjoy are synthwave and retrowave songs 😎

As for the song that encapsulates their favorite genre and whose lyrics fit them quite well is "Gloria" by The Midnight.

"Gloria" - The Midnight

Skylar

Skylar is a pretty chill and upbeat person who loves and enjoys nature, so their favorite genres include those upbeat summer music and Indie/Alternative Folk music. They also enjoy the occasional pop songs.

As for the song that fits their vibe and desire to just fly off and be free is "Get Away" by Surfclub.

"Get Away" - Surfclub

BONUS

Luka

Luka enjoys Electronic music, including Phonk, Post-Punk, and Alternative/Indie. So, yeah, quite a variety of genres. But for one song that fits him the most, from the lyrics to even the title itself is "Everything Black" by Unlike Pluto 😆

"Everything Black" - Unlike Pluto (feat. Mike Taylor)

Jackal

Just like Luka, he also enjoys Electronic music, especially Phonk. But unlike Luka, he sometimes loves Hip-Hop music as well. One of the few songs that kinda encapsulate both of those genres and fits with his personality is "Heartless" by UNAVERAGE GANG.

"Heartless" - UNAVERAGE GANG

[sparkshock]

My Weirdly Specific Dave and Roxie Headcanons because they won't get out of my brain

Dave

Full name: David Patrick Fisher

Birthday: April 1989, making him 26 years old in S1 CC

Born and raised in Southern California, specifically the Orange County area (he’s not a Republican tho!)

Grew up Mormon but no longer practices

Has a bunch of sisters, the only boy in the family, he’s the youngest sibling

LOVES the outdoors. Hiking, Snowboarding, Surfing, you name it.

Was on his high school’s surfing team

Did Choir in high school (I’m in choir I know a choir kid when I see one)

Can play the guitar

Very diverse music taste, ranging from country to dad rock to dubstep

Undiagnosed ADHD

College Dropout

LOVES to travel

After dropping out of college, he drifted around and bartended in various places around the states. However: he himself doesn't like to drink because he's lightweight.

Go-with-the-flow kind of guy. Easily adapts to sudden change and embraces what life throws at him.

Loves coffee.

Grew distant from his family after he stopped going to church and dropped out of college-–Part of the reason he went to Nublar.

Roxie

Full name: Rocana Malhotra

Birthday: September 1988, making her 27 years old in S1 CC

Indian, raised by immigrant parents

Born and raised in London, England

Raised Hindu, loosely practices

The oldest sibling, has a younger brother or two

Also loves the outdoors. Big fan of kayaking, skiing, and casual sports

Played soccer (I’m American chat that’s what I’m calling it ) during her school days

Straight-A student her whole life

Went to college abroad (against the wishes of her parents), got a bachelor's in something involving science

Also LOVES to travel

Refuses to drink coffee, prefers tea (LOL BRITISH)

Operates on strict scheduling and planning. If anything is off, it derails her ENTIRE day.

Grew distant from her family and culture after moving away for college. She misses them but is anxious about reconnecting.

Went to Nublar hoping to pursue a career in genetic engineering

[snappedsky]

ROTTMNT: Retired Leo AU

Casey, Cassandra, April, and Sunita borrow the turtle tank to watch movies.

--

The Drive-in

A trio of nefarious figures race down the tunnels leading to the lair. They get past all of the security scanners and cameras without setting off a single alarm, tittering and giggling. Finally, they reach the lair and descend upon their target.

“Casey!” April, Cassandra, and Sunita squeal as they latch onto him. Casey, who was relaxing on a beanbag chair, is unbothered.

“Hey, girls,” he replies plainly.

“Check this out!” April exclaims and shoves a flyer in front of his face. He grabs it and holds it an appropriate distance to read.

“Special one night event: horror movie marathon at the drive-in theatre. Cool,” he comments. “What’s a drive-in theatre?”

“It’s an old kind of theatre where people sit in their vehicles and watch movies on a big projector screen outside,” April explains.

“It’s very old school,” Sunita adds, “I’ve never been to one.”

“It’s tonight. We’ve got to go,” Cassandra demands.

“Sure,” Casey replies. “One problem. None of us have a vehicle.”

“But we know someone who does,” April retorts slyly.

They peek into Donnie’s bedroom as the turtle works at his desk, listening to dubstep through his headphones.

“There is no way Donnie will let us borrow the turtle tank,” Casey argues, “he’s been super protective of it ever since it got wrecked in the Krang invasion. He doesn’t even let Raph drive it anymore.”

“Super rude,” Raph remarks as he walks by.

“He’ll agree if I ask him,” April retorts, “I’m his favourite.”

“Well, can’t argue with that,” Casey shrugs and they all go into the room.

“Hey, Doooonnieeeee,” April sings as she slides up to him.

He smiles softly as he lowers his headphones. “Yes, April?”

“Can you do us a big, big favour?” she asks, her eyes big and round behind her glasses.

“For you, anything,” he replies.

“Can you...letusborrowthetankforadriveintheatremarathon?”

Donnie blinks in shock then bursts into raucous laughter. April steps back and glowers at him in annoyance, along with Casey, Cassandra, and Sunita.

[selfmaderibcageman]

im just trying to listen to old school dubstep man what is this fascist shit