#old friend au

[cartooncadet666]

Alright, in order to draw Skeebo canonically like in my sketchbook, I had to look at his body shape and how his perspective works... And um

So I kinda gave up midway because his perspective is painful.

(ugly thing)

I also needed to take in consideration that his nose is very roundish so if I need a side profile, I have to get the shape clear so it doesn't accidentally transform midway into comics or something.. I TOOK ALL OF THESE SCREENSHOTS TO DRAW HIS FUCKING NOSE CORRECTLY.

I AM THAT UNWELL 🤑

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[akanemnon]

Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[sunydays]

Well- i honestly don’t know, it’s been a very long while

hi.

[cracklewink]

Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )

[pokeberry5]

woe, magical girl red robin be upon ye

[anniebass]

high spice tolerance, my ass

(old man smut)

[angelcake10023]

Visiting Chang’e 🩵 Macaque forgot about her cutesy nicknames lol

[noxcheshire]

Back at it again with my Danny is mom coded au’s, but this time it’s because of Clockwork that he suddenly has a whole ass teenage kid.

Clockwork had been bored or maybe he was playing a game against an opponent, or even lost a bet, whatever it was, he stepped in right as Jason was searching for his biological mother.

The DNA that would have registered itself as one Sheila Haywood, confirming Jason’s mother, glitched a terrible green across the screens of the batcomputer.

In those few moments of chaos Jason’s heart beat rapidly as he tried to figure out why the computer wasn’t working, wondering if his only chance to find his mom — his blood mom — would never find success.

Then as suddenly as things went wrong the DNA settled and pinged.

Jason watched, his chest tight, as one Danny C. Works, formerly Danny Fenton appeared onto the big screen.

Danny looked a lot like Jason, short cut black hair more straight than the subtle curls of Jason’s own; deep blue eyes, tired in a way that spoke of long days and nights, but with a warm happiness that made the familiar smile — the one Jason would see on himself every time he looked into the mirror — even more striking.

Jason didn’t linger too long on the male identifying gender, nor the fact his mom leaned more towards a masculine name or clothing.

There were plenty of male to female, and female to male leaning individuals that lived in Crime Alley. He had seen it enough to not even bat an eye at it, even now. After all, in Gotham you minded your business least you find yourself in business you can’t leave.

On a different monitor information of Danny C. Works piled for Jason to quickly browse through.

Danny was a senior engineer, no intimate relationships, and with no close connections to family outside of the tentative calls from Jasmine Fenton.

Danny was estranged from Jack and Madeline Fenton, a falling out that had occurred just a little before Danny’s high school graduation. If Jason calculated it correctly that would have been — around the season Jason himself would have been born.

Okay, so no grandparents then but I might have a maybe aunt. Jason scrolled further and stilled.

Twin toddlers: Dante and Danielle Works.

Jason had baby siblings.

He doesn’t let the sting of younger siblings consume him, doesn’t allow the whispering thoughts of why he had been given up when his younger siblings had been kept and so very obviously loved.

Jason took deep breathes, he didn’t have time to linger here. He had a family to get to, and a family he would get to.

It took almost all night to reach, the starlight night sky slowly and surely fading into cloudy wine as the sun rose, but Jason made it.

And when the door opened to his hesitant but firm knock, Jason was unable to speak. His mom — dad, maybe? Did they want to be mom or dad? — stood in the doorway, brows furrowed in confusion.

It was when Danny spoke his vigilante name did Jason only just realize that he was still dressed to the nine’s in his Robin costume.

[canaryyello-art]

THEY R SO CUTE TO ME!!!!!!!!

[cartooncadet666]

Some doodles and wips of choice I wanted to show you all...

Don't ask why there's so many doodles and not actual art, I'm suffering.

[minzart]

Going togheter with this

[i-am-hoo-iyam]

Remake of an old story I did years ago. More from my friends au. Can be foud. Under the tag old friend au.

Mike was filling out a ten page paper packet just so they could keep receiving minimum wage because fazbear. Phone guy was eating a finely shredded salad with chopsticks, one shred at s time, because that is all he could fit in the speaker holes of his handset. ( his mouth is the speaker end his ear is the listening end). “Shlurp shlup clack shlurpppp clack Shlurpy Shlurp”. Vinecent was eating s Tupperware of spagetti he brought, having slept through dinner as well. “Slllllllllp smack OW IT SMACKED ME!” Mike tried to focus.

Vincent slurped his spagetti and phone guy shoved more salad in his speaker holes. “Shlurp slurp shlup”. A meatball hit Mike in the head. He put it in the trash. “ACHOO” there was salad everywhere now. “CAN YOU TWO BE ANY MORE ANNOYING?” Mike took both their food and shoved it in the fridge.

Chica wandered in eating s piece of bacon from who knows where. Vinecent snatched it and finished it on one bite. Chicas eyes turned red. Phone gou turned her head 180 as she grabbed at Vincent and kicked her out the door. Chica got up and stsrted wobbling around backwards. Freddy came and silently grabbed her head and turned it back around. He kept going and her neck snapped and she fell to the floor. He dragged her away by her foot. ( the guy who comes in to open the restaurant will fix chicas head, the joint just got loose).

Phone guy slid over mikes desk to slam the door shut just as foxy collided and started banging on it. Mikes paperwork was on the f floor. He gritted his teeth and flicked up the papers and went back to his paperwork. Vincent went to the other side of the door and banged back. They started banging in rhythm together and foxy started up a pre programmed pirate song, his computing systems confused.

“Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. What do ya do with a poor land lubber what rom do you do with s poor land lubber what do you do with s poor land lubber? Make him walk the plank ARR!” “CAN YOU BOTH SHUT UP” Mike doofed Vinecent in the face with his rolled up paperwork. “Cmon Mike you gotta admit foxy isn’t a half bad singer”. Phone guy opened the door to use the handle of his hatchet to shove foxy back down the hall. He scurried off to his curtain on a creepy spider like scurry. “NO HE IS BROKEN AND SO OFF TUNE JE COULD MAKE DOGS HOWL”. Mike made his point by picking up foxys ear, that fell off when foxy slammed into the door.

Mike looked very angry but went back to his paperwork after glaring at them. “I have 3 more pages left. You better siddown and be quiet while I finish up”. Mike hmphed snd hunched over his papers. Phone guy watched the cameras. Vinecent got hungry and got his spagetti out. Phone guy shushed him and out it back. Vinecents stomach growled loudly. Phone guy sighed and gave him th e sphagetti. Vinecent ate it loudly. He pulled out a yo-yo and proceeded to loose grip of it and send it into makes head. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGH!” Mike ripped up the paper and broke the pencil and tan after Vincent with the sharp end.

They charged down the hall and up the other hall and back down and around phone guy in circles. “ENOUGH”. Phone guy grabbed them moth by the back of their shirts and held them apart. “Mike, you ripped up the paper so now we won’t get paid untill they can bother to send us a new one. And Vinecent, you do not know how to be quiet”.

[mr-malumm]

Hey tumblr what do we think of this?

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny is the Crazy Old Man™️ of Gotham

So, the events of Danny Phantom happened decades ago

Like, Phantom Planet was one of the first instances of Superheroes in HISTORY. Early 1900's, just the Fentons were Insanely Ahead of their Time!

Danny is still a Halfa, but has allowed himself to grow old and live his best life before fully dying so he can accept his Throne in the Infinite Realms. He decides to experience Life in the fullest way possible, partying, drinking, making long lasting friendships that shape the lives of everybody he meets, all that!

Eventually, Danny's Party Life leads him to Gotham. And this place is just amazing!

It has all the comforts of Home, with so much more! He can Party! He can Fight! He can do anything he wants and nobody bats an eye, because a crazy old man getting into a fistfight in the middle of the road is just another Tuesday for Gotham!

He decides to spend the rest of his Mortal Life there. And this is still Early On in the DC Timeline, like, Batman Year 1 is happening Right Now.

He hangs around, befriends the local Homeless Population, and mostly just has the time of his Life! And he takes up the stereotypical Homeless Old Man look because why fight it? That's literally what he's going for!

He also unintentionally sets up a bunch of future events

He teaches Kid!Jason on his to steal Tires as repayment for driving off some muggers with a Baseball Bat (honestly he was looking forward to being mugged, it's a new experience after all)

He pulls Kid!Tim into an Alley after Tim gets caught out at night and gets chased by some Punks. He hides Tim behind a Dumpster and tricks the Punks into mugging him instead (Yay! He finally got mugged!)

He becomes kind of well known as the Old Man who wants to experience everything before he dies. He says as much too, not like he really has a reason to hide it. He just tells people "I want to live my life to the fullest, it don't matter if I live 10 more years or 10 more minutes, I'm gonna experience every second of it!"

He once walked into a Cloud of Fear Gas to see what it was like. Later he said it was a 6/10. "Not the worst thing I've had injected into my body!" He says with no Context.

He traded places with a Hostage during an active Crime Scene because he wanted to know what it's like.

He was once dared to take Batmans Utility Belt by another Homeless Guy as a joke, so he walked up to Batman later that night in full view of everybody else and just asked for his Belt. He gives up after a few minutes, and one guy asked "Why not fight him for it? It's an experience after all.". Danny replys "Nah, I've fought Vigilantes before. It was fun though, gotta say!"

...

This got away from me, but all this to say: Imagine the Bat Families Reaction when they find out "Crazy Old Danny" is PHANTOM. You know, THE FIRST SUPERHERO!

I imagine Constantine is having a stroll though Gotham after finishing up some business with Bruce, and just bumps into a homeless guy by accident.

Later that night:

Batman: Constantine, Why are you calling? Is it to do with the-

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?

Batman: Wait wha-

...

Or imagine they know before Constantine meets him, and it goes instead like this

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?!

Batman: You mean Old Man Danny? He's just a homeless guy? What do you mean?

Constantine: I swear on what's left of my Soul, that is a God.

Batman, a little shit: I don't think so, I would know (fully knows)