#old ass cosplay of my leo

[honk-fiyeeet]

INSPIRATION!!!!

Mystic Fragrance leo and Bonus practice fit leo

[giantkillerjack]

Exactly! 😁 Neither did I, and I'm guessing this is the case for most viewers! [autistic film theory infodump in 3... 2... 1...]

I think this was by design!

The joke only actually works as a joke on a second viewing at the very least, because if we haven't seen the whole film yet, then we aren't on the lookout for all the little ways this movie is winking and nodding at us throughout!

On the first watch, we are meant to assume that Miles designed the boxes. And so him saying that the boxes must have been reset also functions as a confirmation to the audience that the boxes even can be reset.

It is until later that we realize miles is basically always making confident statements based on next-to no meaningful knowledge of the things he's taking credit for!

So this moment goes from a clever misdirect on a first viewing to a clever confirmation of how shallow miles is in future viewings! Miles probably never even saw those boxes; he doesn't know if they can be reset! He is an empty fool cosplaying as a master of puzzles!

But since it has yet to be revealed that all of his statements are empty, YOU were actually correct to look for meaning in them! As was I!

We were directed to reach the most logical conclusion, which is exactly the same mistake made by brilliant Detective Benoit Blanc! This helps keep us engaged with the story!

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Another fun thing related to miles' bullshit being purposely obscured by the film was when Miles talks about the meaning of the Mona Lisa, he basically regurgitates the Wikipedia summary for the Mona Lisa as though it is some intelligent original art criticism he personally thought of (when really it is the same interpretation of the Mona Lisa we all learned in fucking grade school).

But what kills me is that I didn't even notice how obnoxious he was being in that moment (twice! I missed this the first two times I watched it!) because the film spends that entire monologue focused on Helen sharing her own secretive knowing look with the Mona Lisa, thus bringing us the audience closer to understanding what Miles is saying than he EVER will be. (What IS behind her smile? What DOES she see??)

And so! Also! In that moment, the movie is actually providing the fresh, clever take that Miles is pretending he is providing! Imagine! A fresh perspective on the Mona Lisa!! When was the last time THAT happened?!?!

I mean, I never gave a shit about the faded old thing til I saw this movie. I saw it in person at the Louvre. It is a small painting alone in a big crowded room. I went to see it because I had been told it had meaning and I was lucky enough to afford a trip to Europe in college. The personal meaning I took from it was "wow it is not worth being in a room this crowded when you could just look at a replaceable print."

And I'm obsessed with the way this film positions Janelle Monae as the new Mona Lisa: Irreplaceable, living, warm, priceless, real and true - and therefore infinitely more valuable.

I like how it makes that point in many ways, and that one of those ways is by using the very same bullshit that both the Mona Lisa and Helen (wake up boys new Mona Lisa just dropped) seem to see right through. And it's all hidden in plain sight! Which is probably the reason this movie is so eminently rewatchable!

One of the things I love about Glass Onion is the way that the camera and music work together to tell nonverbal jokes.

Like when Benoit basically has to hold Miles' hand to get him to the conclusion that someone reset the puzzle box Benoit lies about receiving:

Benoit asks if it's possible that someone reset the box, and Miles then declares that someone must have reset the box like it is this huge reveal - and the camera zooms out while the music subtly swells as though he really has figured out something smart, when actually he literally restated what Benoit just said.

[wonderble]

...is it bad that i'm kinda curious about the weird stuff you saw when looking for that comic link

I was kinda morbidly curious too, which is why I clicked through them. Not a huge merch person (my income isn't as disposable as much as it is "gee, i like eating") so I really never looked it up. However, fair warning , the expressions on the toys are --

Maybe they need more fiber in their diets?

Oh Mikey, we're in for it now ...

It's just my opinion, but if Rise was dependent on selling action figures and merchandise to keep its cartoon going (rather than the actual numbers of people watching it) well, erm, oh geez. ...'

Judging by ONE amazon search (putting in the key words "Rise of the teeange mutant ninja turtles" and trying to weed out Naruto and various non-rise turtles - ninja or not) it's not surprising the series was in trouble?

Take "Bug Busting Leonardo" for example. (It comes up nearly first on my search.)

It's not well articulated. Why is he holding two hoses instead of being packaged with his odachi? Once he lets them go, he'll look like he has two butt antennae.

Also, the kids can't exactly take apart his "costume" and play with him outside the "bug busters" context. And his expression .... eugh boy. This is a shame because the series itself is renown for its expressions and movements ... none of which you can recreate with this toy.

Compare it to 1980s Leonardo (which amazon also recced on the same search ...)

A lot more poseable, friendlier expression, comes with his signature weapons, AND kids can use their imaginations outside of one context/episode ... yeaaah. 2012 Leo model kit (SAME amazon rec) Also stacks up much better.

It's like they didn't even try to make RISE appealing to any age group. there were quite a few action figures, but none of our boys look very playable. Though ...

NGL, I am amused that the "shell hog Leo" has his stripes painted on the helmet. His bigger eyes in this also helps? But people are charging 84 dollars for it? OMFG no. I need to eat this week.

Then there is the infamous stampers set, complete with Shroomed up Mikey :

They all have quite a look. Right Donnie?

Anyways, most of the other stuff are party favors, stickers, bookbags and t-shirts.

I admit, this party set is not bad:

The paper masks are not bad either, TBH.

However, since I clicked on the masks, amazon thinks I need to go cosplay turtles now.

And boy, the world of turtle costumes get REALLY weird (and scanty) and what made me think about making a post in the first place. Go search at your own risk (I would include more I am running out of allowed images).

Most costumes are for the 1980s or 2012 versions. If you wanna RISE well, there are no sexy costume versions at least. Yay? But you can get their weapons? And poke an eye out?

I guess I would want to be Donatello? Maybe? It doesn't look right without the googles. Instead it looks like that old series, Fanboy and Chum Chum. Yikes.

The other boys of course get their look stolen too ... but like I said, I am running out of allowed images.

Just know that I would whack myself in the head with Mikey's Kusari-fundo. Leo's odachi has some length issues. Serious length issues. Poor Leo.

Raphael's tonfa looks the best, but you get ONE singular tofa. Yes. One. Budget cuts hit badly or something?!

All in all, much like how Nick totally trashed all its opportunities with RISE on the cartoon front, I don't think they put out much effort in the toy front either. And it's a shame. When they do try, they do it well.

BTW: Don't get me started on how amazon recced stuffies ... but not for RISE. This proves the companies DEFINITELY know how to make good merch for kids and adults, and they are HORRIBLy cute!

But nope. Not for rise.

Anyway this is getting ASS long, so Imma stop now. I hope it was worth it, stranger on the internet.

Amazon will be reccing me Sexy Splinter costumes forever now.

[starshine-valley]

My friend rates project sekai characters' new fits (+ extras)

Ichika - 6.5 “would have been a 7 if the leg thing wasn’t there. Adds to the outfit but holds back during performances”

Shiho - 8 “green makes you look gay”

Honami - 7 “nothing wrong but isn’t great barely passing bc otherwise is sad”

Saki - 8 “Yassified sun baby and if sun baby was a girl”

Miku - 9 “because miku”

Miku - 8.5 

MMJ - 7.5

“They look like they’re leaping for joy. Look like they can play the live action teapot from beauty and the beast.”

Akito - 7.5 “Gamer boy in the closet”

Toya - 8 “Orange dude’s gay awakening”

Kohane - 7.75 “Look like three people’s gay awakening but missed any social cues towards it. You may have autistic tendencies”

An - 8.5 “my gay awakening”

Miku - 8 “would have been an 8.5 but got demoted to an 8.25, look like graduated from a catholic school run by nuns but rebelled. Hasn’t reached full potential but will get there no worries

Tsukasa - 6 “gets a six because he’s wrong but just a little. His boots remind me of sky from winx the original.”

Rui - 9 “1 <3 femboys”

Miku and Emu - 8.13 “pulled 13 out of my ass but they get an 8 because they look like strawberry shortcake if she wasn’t an asshole”

Nene - 7.75 “would have gotten an 8 but is too much like genshin”

Niigo - 8.5 “ghost squad gets 8.5 because I love goth bitches” 

Old design:

Leo/need - “They look a little bit prepubescent” 

Miku - “I like the new design better because she had a better hair care routine” 8.5 “because miku”

Shiho - 7.5 “looks like a person who likes to plant and thought they were planting mushrooms but it was actually marjuana but it’s okay because you’re nice.”

Ichika - 7.5 “looks gayer the new design makes him look like he’s been through something.” “Them before the got repressed”

Saki - 8 “looks like they would do the peace sign when being taken a picture of. A little less sun baby and gets mad at any short joke directed at them”

Honami - 7.3 “looks like she’s from incredibles but that’s okay”

MMJ - 8.753 “can be rounded off to a nine. MAYBE.” “Less Alice in wonderland” 

VBS - 8 

Kohane - 8.5 “hard HARD masking but it’s okay you found yourself”

“Pre quarantine before they realised they were gay and they were just REALLY REALLY good allies” 

Tsukasa - 7.5 “the guy should go back to that”

Rui - 8.75 “at the start of his femboy awakening when he went to a lot of cosplay conventions”

Nene - 7.58 “uwu bitch but that’s okay.”

Emu - 8.11 “you are you. You are okay. You are.”

Miku - 8.3 “looks like she came last minute from another party.’

Niigo - 8 “2020 e girl era but does it for themselves and not male attention. It’s a phase that we shouldn’t bring back but shouldn’t erase.”

Name guesses:

Ichika - Lunarae “look like her best friend does astrology readings on her”

Shiho - Samm “went by Sammy until you turned nine. Twelve actually.”

Saki - Schema “your parents were English majors and so are you. Goes by mimi.”

Honami - Eliana “not too basic but not much to it.” 

Minori - Miri “because you look like you got a mryiad of issues”

Haruka - Nine “nobody knows your actual name everyone calls you nine.”

Airi - Harper “you just give off sheltered white girl but like really nice so people let it slide you can hang with them.”

Shizuku - Toona “explain????? Um no.”

Akito - Theo 

Toya - James 

“They’re gay and they know it but they don’t know it yet but they will.”

Kohane - Kira “you probably had a very complicated name like kryrsterenimoniaous but nobody could pronounce it so you go by Kira” 

An - Leni “your parents had three children before you and had a meeting the day after. You’re leni, just leni, simply leni.”

Nene - Hope

Emu - Joy

“Nothing. They just are.”

Tsukasa - Mike “looks like he was destined for greatness then it just didn’t happen not that he’s horrible he’s just mid and burnt out.”

Rui - Q “um you’re tired of everyone else’s bullshit” 

Robo Nene - Mert “you look like you’d be best friends with Paimon.”

Kanade - Erica “you just were born that way.”

Ena - Cadey “um you came up to someone and told them your name was cadey and everyone went along with it.”

Mizuki - Alisa “you had a very bad lisp until the fourth grade that everyone made fun of you for.”

Mafuyu - Quirah “so so so different. You just wanted to be so unique cause you were a basic bitch up until high school. This is to rebel against Christian mom who took you to Sunday school against your will that you had to miss your best friends halloween party for.” 

[astrhoeluvr]

Astrhoe Observations Pt.5 🫂🥰🫶🏻

(Here we go again….👀😗)

Back to 👉🏻 my materialist 👁️🫦👁️.

a lil disclaimer : these are just my personal observations, so don’t take any of them to heart🥳.Some could be applicable to you and some would differ, so take all of them with a grain of salt OKIE! enough of me blabbing let’s get on with it🫶🏻🥰

😈🔥: Aries/Capricorn/Scorpio placements what is it with y’all and wanting to experience the enemies to lovers/rivals to lovers trope??! 👀🤨 (Not me calling myself out😁🤡)!

😃😭: Pisces placements be making eye contact with random ass strangers and start journaling about how they met their soulmate at the subway 😝😝 like baby no, they ain’t your soulmate 🥰.

🎤🎧: Pisces placements could prefer listening to old school music (70s, 80s, 90s etc) 👀🎧👩🏻‍🎤 whereas Aries placements would prefer listening to the latest upbeat pop/hiphop music 🎵🔥✨.

🌋🌍: 9th house placements could be really good at geography. They’re the one’s who’d randomly pull out a map during an argument and say HA! I told you the Colorado river flows through the Grand Canyaon!! Like??😭😭( YES WE GET IT!! y’all are smart 🤪🥱🫣).

🦴😖: I’ve noticed Chiron in Capricorn peeps could have broken a bone at least once in their lifetime😭.

👩‍🎤🧚🏻‍♀️🧝🏼‍♀️🧞‍♀️: Mutable placements could really be into cosplaying yk?? Or might have a thing for people who cosplay👀😌 (maybe a turn on?🫣😳).

😏🗣️: Libra in the 3rd house (Leo risings) are such SMOOTH talkers, like nah fr. Can literally lie their way out of any situation, y’all slick frfr😈👀🤨.

🔮🧿: Scorpio in the 3rd house (Virgo risings) have such amazing intuitions. They’re literally the friends who say “I told you so” 😀😗 cause they’re always RIGHT. (Yes I love Virgo rising’s!! AND WHAT ABOUT IT!!🥰 will always compliment them at any chance I get).

👩‍👦‍👦💖: Your momma’s 4th house sign could be a prominent sign in your chart.

For instance if your mom has Sagittarius in the 4th house, you could have prominent sag placements 🤔💭😗.

🤪😛: Sagittarius placements are either : let me tell you this story which really inspired me to tap into my philosophical side of being📚📖📆🧐👩‍🔬🤔 or let’s fuck this shit up baby!!!😈💅🏻🥰🥵🥳🎉🍾👯‍♀️🎊 (or both teehee🤭) - sincerely, a sag dom here!!😘.

Okay that’s all for today luvs🥰🫶🏻

(Please do not copy or plagiarise any of my work <33)

- san✨🍵🪴📖🧘🏻‍♀️

[astrandofgold]

Porter Higgs Accessories Part I

When I posted my Porter Higgs cosplay post, I was not expecting the absolutely amazing response I received. Thank you so much, everyone! Today I’m back with more: accessories part one. I scrutinized Higgs’ porter outfit so I could get as accurate of a costume as possible (…….n-no alterior motives…..none whatsoever….certainly not to stare unwholesomely at his…assets). 

For Higgs’ special package, I used an old tool box that we had lying around housing a couple spare screws and a box of outlet covers. No bombs in sight, and not very interesting. I covered the entire box sans handle with a can of Rust-oleum Hammered Matte Black spray paint, and rubbed silver paint on the edges to create an aged effect. You know that cargo is distressed. For the tamper tape, I spray painted strips of blue painters tape with yellow paint, and sharpied on the text. The cargo sticker? An image printed off the internet. It’s a cheap trick, but it really sells the illusion.

*slaps top of cargo case*

”This bad boy can fit so many fucking bombs in it”

Higgs also has what I fondly refer to as the “butt pouch”, not to be confused with the ”butt shield”. He really likes covering up his butt, doesn’t he? I found a pouch at the hardware store that vaguely resembled his pouch. I freehanded the older Bridges logo.

If I ever make it to a con with his costume, it’lol be a great place to stow a small snack/phone.

So one thing you should know about me is the fact that I strive to replicate the most minute details. It’s sometimes problematic. For exmpale, the barcode on Higgs’ leg. In a haze of paint fumes and thread strands, I vaguely recall shouting into the void “but what the fuck does it say???”, as I strained my eyes in any attempt to decipher the barcode number on his leg. Ahem. Moving on.

One such little detail that you don’t really see much of would be Higgs’ blue and red strand and keychain. I tried getting keys that looked exactly like his, but I was told off by a very stern old man with a bleeding hand that, for whatever reason, I wasn’t allowed to buy the keys. It was vaguely traumatic, and I left the store with my metaphorical tail between my legs. I instead found these keys (at a different, thank god), and I was satisfied with their shape. They had a hideous pattern on them, so I painted them with a coat of grey, then a coat of silver.

Alongside the keychain is the strand that I wrapped myself. I didn’t do a great job on it, so at some point I’m going to re-wrap it and glue the ends down.

“Don’t look at his ass, don’t look at his ass, don’t look at his ass”

Part two will arrive soon, covering his mask, which I also made from scratch, and the gloves I recently found, which really complete the look, and anything else I might have forgotten.

xx Leo

[thiswasinevitableid]

29 for indruck nsfw? i am already amused thinking about what sport either of them would play

Here you go!

29. I’m a professional athlete and I just fired my personal assistant and my manager sent you over but you don’t even know what sport I play or who my team is

When you’re in an aggressive profession it’s best, in Duck’s experience, to be as calm and friendly as you can the rest of the time.

But this whole shit-show is testing his fucking limits.

It’s been two days since he found out his perfectly fine P.A was working for the Wallstreet Journal, hoping to learn that Duck was somehow using his T or his identity to gain an unfair edge in matched. Ned fired him on the spot, thank god, but it took less than twelve hours for the guy to publish some fabricated piece on his attitude and for Duck to remember why he needed an assistant in the first place. He’s gotten so used to having one that he keeps forgetting stuff or dropping the ball on appointments, and the last thing he needs right now is to look like some stupid hick.

When Ned texts him to let him know his new P.A is en route, Duck groans “thank fuck” loud enough to startle the cat from her tree.

He goes to the door when someone knocks, but doesn’t open it.

“Who is it?”

“Indrid Cold? I, ah, Mr. Chicane said this was Duck Newton’s address and I’m supposed to start as his assistant tomorrow.”

Duck opens the door, “Fuck tomorrow, you’re startin today. I gotta focus on strategy with Minerva the next two days if I don’t wanna show my ass Friday night and it’s real fuckin hard to do that with people callin me left and right.” He guides the startled young man inside, then stops to take a deep breath, “sorry, lemme try that again” he holds out his hand, “Nice to meet you, Indrid.”

“Likewise, Mr. Newton.”

“Duck is fine. It’s a nickname. You bring your stuff with you?”

“Yes, it’s all in my car.”

“Good. Here, lemme give you the, uh, the grand tour, so to speak, on the way to your part of the place.”

Indrid smiles and nods, hanging back slightly as Duck leads him through the house. They cover the living room, kitchen, Duck’s bedroom, then come what was once the garage door.

“This here’s the gym; you can’t find me in the rest of the house, I’m probably here.”

“Goodness” The other man’s eyes widen behind his red glasses, “that’s an impressive array. I mean, I know professional athletes need to train but I, ah, I assumed you did it on site with the rest of your team.”

“Team?” Duck closes the door, spots Indrid’s fingers diving into his pockets to hide their twitching.

“Yes.”

“Which team?”

“Your...sports team?”

“....you got no fuckin clue who I am, do you?”

“No.” Narrow shoulders sag in his sweater.

Duck chuckles, “Figures.”

The silver haired head snaps back up, “Mr. Chicane didn’t say it was a prerequisite for hiring me.”

“Guess he didn’t. And I guess it ain’t. Just hoped they’d hire someone who knew what the fuck he was gettin into.”

Indrid crosses his arms, “They gave me a very thorough job description. I assure you I can do every part of it. Laying out your pre-workout and scheduling appearances isn’t rocket science, and it doesn’t matter if the dry cleaning I pick up is for a, a baseball after party or some sort of charity basketball fundraiser.” It dawns on the taller man that he’s just snapped at his boss. He contracts in on himself, staring down at his black converse.

Duck takes the chance for a more careful look; all of his clothes are second hand, chosen as if he’s cosplaying a jock who went into white collar work. There are piercing holes in his ears, flecks of silver polish on his nails. This job application was a hail mary and Ned Chicane went ahead and caught.

“No harm done, slim.” He rests a friendly hand on Indrid’s arm, “think it’s time I enlightened you.”

His office doesn’t get used much, so a sprinkling of dust greets them as he flips on the lights and reveals posters, magazine covers, and newspaper clips bearing Duck’s face. The gloves he used to win his first fight hang in a place of honor, right above the photo of him and the other fighters from Amnesty Boxing. It’s an older photo, taken the first time they sent a team out of state, sun-faded to the point the writing on it is disappearing. It makes him smile all the same.

“This does explain the set of instructions for helping you cut weight if needed.” Indrid takes in the posters, then turns his attention to the corner dedicated to Duck’s model ship collection. He cocks his head, says more to himself than Duck, “boxer. Interesting.”

“Were you just gonna bluff about knowin who I was until I said somethin?”

“That and look for clues in the rest of the house.”

He smiles, “Like a man with a plan b. C’mon, lemme show you your room.”

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Alright, so Indrid should have researched Duck Newton before turning up at his house so he didn’t come across as ignorant and unprepared. But he was busy running every Taskrabbit and UberEat he could get just to scrape up enough to keep his landlord off his back. Sue him for not wanting to sleep in his car again.

He never expected to get this job; live-in P.A who doesn’t have to pay for groceries (buy them, yes, since that’s one of his jobs) is not the kind of luck he’s familiar with. He keeps waiting for the catch, so nervous that when Duck pops in on him unpacking he assumes he’ll scold him for his wardrobe.

“I, should I buy some more professional clothes?”

Duck takes in the two duffle bags and backpack, “Up to you. I don’t mind you lookin like the little art punk you are, but a dress shirt or two might help if we gotta go somewhere real upscale. Don't worry about buyin it yourself; just use the same card we do for groceries.”

Indrid is still hung up on why the fact a man three inches shorter than him calling him “little” makes his chest burn. Luckily, the phone rings and distracts him. Then it rings again. And again. And again. All while the inbox doubles every time he looks at it.

This turns out to be the catch; the work is actually hard. Everyone and their uncle wants to interview Duck, get him to sponsor something, or proposition him. Four hours in, he’s overwhelmed, overstimulated, and ready to hide under the desk. His fidget necklace isn’t helping, so he pulls out his chewable one; it often helps him think in high pressure moments.

The phone rings again and he growls at it.

“You’re allowed to let things go to voicemail, y’know.”

He spins in his chair, black rubber moth still in his mouth. Duck leans in the doorway, tank top soaked in sweat and towel around his shoulders

“I, I’m sorry. I just don’t want to drop anything important.”

“Ned handles the fights and the money, and anyone I care about has my private number for emergencies.”

“Right. I knew that.” Indrid can’t have his boss thinking he’s a total space-case.

Duck smiles, “What I’m sayin is; ain’t the end of the world if you don’t get back to everyone right away. Besides, right now you need a lunch break, slim. Lemme go rinse off and I’ll join you.”

By the time Duck enters the kitchen in an old “NIN” shirt and jeans, Indrid has his protein bowl laid out for him and is finishing microwaving a hot pocket for himself. Before he can scurry away, Duck pats the seat beside him and Indrid sits down, preparin to politely listen to Duck talk about himself or his sport.

He talks for ten minutes about the trees he saw on his run that morning before asking Indrid what he did before coming to the house. Indrid explains about his art and his side hustles in tarot and palm reading, about the run of bad luck that saw him without roommates and lost him his steady gig at a coffee shop. Duck makes genuinely sympathetic noises, lets Indrid change the subject when the fact he was on the edge of disaster makes Indrid’s chest tighten. They’re still talking about music as Indrid returns to his desk and Duck goes to meet Minerva in the gym.

By the time Duck’s fight rolls around that weekend, Indrid is feeling much better. He has a system of sorting emails that works for him, some mothman stickers to help him organize the paper calendar on his desk, and more confidence in his ability to spot callers with ulterior motives. He’s shut down two separate ones looking to trap Duck into interviews where he’d be forced to defend his very identity. Duck overheard his responses to the second one and brought him back a fancy creme brulee latte from his breakfast as a thank you.

He doesn’t go to the fight; it’s a small one for charity and Duck has Ned to manage him, Minerva to train him, and Leo to coach him ringside. He doesn’t need his P.A. Instead, Indrid finishes up his correspondence for the day, makes sure Duck’s breakfast is all set in the fridge, and confirms the masseuse is coming in the morning.

Once in bed, Indrid gets sucked into the commission he’s doing and is lost to the world until a tired, satisfied face pokes through his door.

“Oh! Hello Duck. Did it go well? Do, ah, is there something you need from me?”

“Yep, I won like I thought I would. And nope; was just poppin in to say goodnight.”

No one’s said that to him in a long time. The bitterness of that realization is sweetened by Duck’s smile.

“Goodnight to you too, Duck.”

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Minerva is sick, which wouldn’t be a problem except for one part of his workout. He could skip it, but he needs to keep everything sharp for when they go to L.A.

“‘Drid? You got a few minutes?”

His assistant appears in the doorway, black jeans and white “Cramps” tank-top fitting him in a way that makes Duck want to hold him face down on the floor and find out how to take his breath away.

“What do you need?”

Duck points to the heavy bag, “You up for bracin this while I hit it?”

“I...I am not as strong as Minerva.”

“You don’t gotta be; this is just to keep the damn thing from swinging while I’m doin this speed drill.”

“Alright.” Indrid takes off his glasses and sets them on the folding chair, joining Duck, “how do I hold it?”

Duck shows him, does a few test punches to make sure he won’t send the poor guy flying. The round clock dings green, and he’s off. The bag wobbles for the first few seconds, then Indrid seems to find his footing and holds it stable enough for the drill to work. When the round ends, Duck steps baack, “okay, you can let go until the next round.”

“Goodness.” Indrid stretches his hands, “I feel for your opponents. I’m jarred just from that.”

“You need to stop? I got two more rounds at least, but if it’s hurtin you I caan skip ‘em.”

Indrid shakes his head, smiling, “nono, I like helping you with this. It’s exhilarating.”

The bell dings.

“Glad to hear it. Now brace it again.”

By the end of round three, Indrid is panting loud enough for Duck to hear him over the fan. He looks up, glove still on the bag, and finds them face to face.

“Minerva said three to five rounds for this. You wanna keep goin?”

Indrid, breathless and grinning, nods, “Can’t have you slacking off, now can we?”

Duck wants to bite his lip, just to see what happens. Blames the thought on the adrenaline. Then discovers the exact same thought waiting for him when Indrid, cleaned and in his most respectable clothes, joins him in the car to go to an interview.

Ned gave the P.A a list of likely questions, so they practice those as they creep across the Bay Bridge. But Duck notices that on both the trip there and back, whenever there’s a lull in conversation Indrid is on his phone reading about boxing. Duck knows the other man fixates on topics that interest him; knowing one of Duck’s passions has earned that distinction makes him smile.

After that, he starts inviting Indrid to watch him train, or shares his thoughts about matches with him. That’s all it takes for Indrid to start drawing him into long, animated conversations about his sport. When Indrid asks why there’s such debate over the proper way to wrap hands and also how does Duck do his, Duck demonstrates.

“Here, ‘Drid, now you try it on me.”

The P.A moves the wraps slowly, deliberately, moving Duck’s hand like it’s a priceless treasure he’s readying for transport. Every time he bites his lip in concentration or brushes hair from his forehead, Duck has to remind himself to breathe.

“Done.” Indrid is still holding his left hand, “Did I do well?”

The boxer tests the wraps, wiggles his fingers and clenches his fists. Then he squeezes Indrid’s hand, “you did perfect, slim.”

Duck can wrap his hands in his sleep. But whenever he’s home, he finds Indrid and asks him to do the honors. Indrid does them every time. Perfectly.

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Indrid stands in the green room with Ned and a cluster of arena employees. The roaring crowd a few walls away echoes through the screen. He’s never seen Duck fight, but this event required all hands on deck to handle P.R, scheduling, and making sure Duck had what he needed to win.

Duck and his opponent enter the ring. Touch gloves.

Indrid’s pulse climbs.

Then the bell sounds and no useful noises come through the T.V. Just the announcers shouting and being drowned out by the crowd. Indrid gives up on parsing the cacophony, focus only on Duck. He’s seen him practice, but in a true match he’s a different beast. His opponent is faster, that much is clear, but Duck is patient, steady, blocks and weaves until he can land blows that make Indrid hurt just watching them.

Duck is magnificent like this. Indrid has to draw him like this, has to capture this and keep it forever, he has to, he has…

He has a hard-on in the middle of the green room.

He sticks it out long enough to see Duck win and then bolts to the bathroom so it can be taken care of by the time the boxer is done with the post-fight interviews.

They go out to celebrate, and Duck never nudges Indrid aside to let someone more important sit next to him. And as the drive to the hotel, he nods off with his head on Indrid’s shoulder.

It only gets worse after that.

Duck will coax him into joining him for a run with the promise of a fancy breakfast. On cheat days, Duck orders food to the house or takes Indrid out to lunch, and somehow the thing he wants when not focused on macros is always the thing Indrid mentioned he’d been craving. He invites Indrid on hikes with him, starts taking him to all his events even though he seldom needs help or herding at them (“yeah, but it’s nice to have someone to crack jokes with”). And on days when Indrid needs to be alone, or wants to see other friends, Duck simply smiles and closes the door.

The most dangerous days are the ones without anything on the schedule. Then it’s all too easy for Indrid to pretend that they’re something they’re not while he draws at the table across from where Duck is building his model ship. Too easy to imagine that the water-wise garden Duck tends is something he put into their house, not his house that Indrid happens to live in. Too easy to admit that Indrid wants to look after him for no payment except being looked after in return.

Duck reciprocating his feelings is within the realm of possibility. Indrid’s caught him staring when he walks in on the P.A doing yoga, and the casual touches long ago made the leap from accidental to deliberate. He also knows that Duck can’t fire him--only Ned can--and hopes that might lead to the boxer slinging him over his shoulder and tossing him on the bed one of these days.

There’s also the tabloid site circulating a photo of them with a caption claiming he’s Duck’s “boytoy” in spite of them only being two years apart. They’re not even sitting that close in the picture; Duck’s just smiling at him like he’s the only thing in the world, that’s all.

Currently, he’s having an easier time keeping his feelings buried because--ever since they landed in Vegas-- Duck has been a dick the rest of the day. Well, as much as a dick as he can be; his offenses are mainly snapping at people and lacking his usual patience.

When he scolds Indrid over something silly in the hotel that night, Indrid turns and stares at him over his glasses.

“Duck, what’s wrong?”

“Wh-uh, fuck, nothing, why do you, uh, fuck, I’m fine.”

“You just snapped at me in a way that was completely uncalled for.” He crosses his arms, “is it the fight? I know it’s a big one but that’s no reason to be rude.”

Duck scratches the back of his neck, “You’re gonna laugh at me.”

“I swear I won’t. Or, if I do, it will be after you leave.”

That gets a smile, “I’m uh, well, I’m what you’d call ‘horny as all fuckin get out.’”

Indrid’s immediate thoughts would solve the problem at hand while creating a new and far worse set, so he keeps them to himself and replies, “If need privacy, I can come back later and hold all your calls.”

“Nah.” Duck sits on the bed, “You’re not supposed to get off before a fight. Makes you too relaxed.”

“That strikes me as an old wives tale. Old boxers tale?”

“Either way, it’s one Minerva still believes. If I lose, she will ask about every possible cause, includin that one. Better if I just cat nap before I start all my pre-match stuff. Come get me in fort minutes?”

“Of course.” Indrid waves and closes the door before he offers to lay down in the hopes of Duck having a wet dream while holding him.

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Duck wins, though it’s a tough battle to get there. He fucking hates these Pay-Per-View fights, they try to make it sound like he’s got beef with the other guy. In reality, once he’s down from a knockout, Duck is the one who helps him to the other side of the ring.

There’s a flurry of press afterwards, of questions and congratulations while all he wants to do is shower. He gets clean, promises Ned they can all go out to celebrate later. As he and Indrid finally escape to his suite he’s forced to admit that--if the thoughts of hitting the “fire” button and fucking Indrid against the wall are any indication--his problem from earlier hasn’t gone away.

“Do you need me to see if I can get a masseuse up here? You look very stiff.”

“Just uh, just tense.” Why did he tell Indrid he liked those jeans on him? He’s worn them as often as he can since.

Indrid cocks an eyebrow, “Still pent up even though the fighting is done?”

“Yep.”

The P.A shakes his head, hiding a smirk, “Do you need me to find something for you to watch?”

“No.”

“I mean it, this place has all the good channels.” He’s so earnest, picking up the channel guide like it, rather than those fucking jeans and shirt with Duck’s name on it, has what Duck needs.

“No.” He growls.

Indrid sighs, sets the book back down, “This mood is annoying us both, so just tell me what kind of porn you want and I can go out and buy it.”

“Unless they got somethin called ‘boxer jackhammers skinny artist until he cries’ we’re gonna be shit out of luck!”

The P.A blinks, “Duck, this is Vegas, I can probably find that. Or look for it on your laptop…” he trails off when their eyes meet. Duck knows he must look like he’s ready to jump him. Indrid licks his lips, “Duck? What, ah, what exactly lead to this situation?”

“You really wanna know, slim?” Duck steps across the carpet, notices Indrid padding over the black and blue patterns to meet him.

“Yes.”

Duck removes Indrid’s glasses, “Had a dream about you while I was on the plane. Woke up havin just finished fuckin you open. First thing I thought was “no big deal, ‘Drid’s right here. We can do the real thing once we get to the hotel.’ Then I fuckin remembered that we couldn’t, and I know for damn sure that if I jerk off I won’t feel satisfied because you’re be over there” he jabs his thumb at the door connecting their rooms, “so close and completely outta my reach.”

“So keep me right here instead.” Indrid purrs, fingers tentatively finding Duck’s hips. The light contact splinters his self-control and he practically tackles Indrid onto the bed, kissing him as the taller man moans and paws at his clothes.

The kiss takes the heat off enough to clear the steam fogging up his head and sits up, “This really okay?”

“I would have said if it wasn’t now for goodness sake please get back down here.” Indrid yanks him forward by the front of his shirt, smashing their lips together. He’s humming and sighing every time Duck touches him, rolling his hips to display a quickly forming hard-on.

“Aw, sugar, you gettin excited just from kissin’?” Duck grinds down just to see him gasp.

“Y-yes. I, Duck, I’ve wanted this for months.”

The implication of those words slam his desire into overdrive, “You sneaky little thing, that why you kept runnin around in tight clothes?”

“Most of my clothes h-hang off me.” Indrid holds tight to Duck’s thighs as the boxer strips his shirt off, “but yes I, I did start wearing what you liked more often.”

“Ain’t that thoughtful. And what were you hoping would happen, slim?” Duck yanks his sweats off and kicks them to the floor.

“This.” Indrid’s eyes keep slipping down to stare at Duck’s dick.

The boxer strokes himself lazily, “like what you see?”

“So much.”

“Then how about a closer look, sugar?” He crawls up Indrid’s body to straddle his face. It looks even better than normal framed by his thighs.

“Do I get to touch too?”

Duck guides his hands onto his ass, “As much as you want. You gonna be sweet and let me fuck your face, or am I gonna have to hold your mouth open?”

Indrid opens his mouth instantly, a whimper creeping out of it as Duck strokes his hair. The sound morphs into a louder, but muffled, moan when Duck sinks down. He teases his dick against Indrid’s lips, drags slick across his chin, feels his jaw tremble with wanting to close. Duck shifts so his dick touches Indrid’s tongue, “get to it. Oh fuck” he braces a hand on the wall, “heh, didn’t know Ned screened for cocksuckin skills.”

Indrid shakes his head, brown eyes wide as Duck roughly rides his face.

“No? He didn’t make you demonstrate on some of the other fighters? Didn’t make sure you could make a whole gym cum to prove your mouth was good enough for me?”

“‘O” Indrid shakes his head again, silver strands sticking to the pillow as he kneads Duck’s ass in a way that makes him groan.

“Too bad for them. Because now they ain’t ever gonna get a chance.”

A whimper and write of the torso; Duck glances over his shoulder to watch Indrid buck his hips in the air, pre-cum clear on his crotch. His feet, still in their shoes, point and flex as he moans around Duck’s dick.

“You like that, don’t you sugar?” He threads both hands into Indrid’s hair, pinning his head down or pulling it closer as it suits him, all the while gently rubbing his scalp “like knowin’ that you’re doin well.”

A harder suck in reply.

“Then be a good little cocksucker and make me cum.” He holds his head down and let’s loose, grinding and grunting in pursuit of the heat that starts at Indrid’s tongue and is steadily curling up into Duck’s belly. The other man holds him tight, moaning and licknig and sucking until Duck cums on his mouth, the lasts bursts of it happening against a slackening jaw.

As soon as his legs cooperate, he climbs off and guides Indrid to sit up in his arms. His attempt to check on the other man is interrupted by a frantic kiss.

“I was gonna ask if you wanna keep goin’, but I think I got my answer.”

“Yes, I mean no, I mean please don’t stop yet. Please I, we can do whatever you like, we can do just this, you can drag me out on the balcony and fuck me in full view of the city-”

“Easy, slim, easy.” Duck cups his cheek, “let’s start with somethin simple. Get naked and get comfy on your back for me. I gotta go grab somethin from down the hall.”

His memory turns out to be spot on; the vending machine on this floor has toiletries, including condoms and a travel bottle of lube. He buys ten of one and three of the other, drops them in the pockets of his robe and hurries back to Indrid. Sprawled on the bed, he looks painfully vulnerable, like someone who got used to life kicking him and telling him to stay down.

It’ll be different when they’re together, Duck can promise that much.

“Seem to recall you wanting me to keep you here.” He grabs a handwrap, holds it where Indrid can see, “how do you feel about me usin this?”

“Extremely good. Oh, oh hello.” He laughs when Duck rolls down beside him to pepper his face with kisses. The process of trapping his hands to the headboard is prolonged thanks to their mutual need to keep kissing every five seconds.

“Now” Duck kisses his shoulder, “I didn’t bring any toys to fuck you with, so it’s just gonna be my hand.”

“You say that as if it’s a disappointment to me and not incredibly sexy.”

“Some folks don’t think you’re fuckin ‘em unless you use somethin dick-shaped.” Duck shrugs with a flicker of sadness from the last time he had that conversation.

“Tell me who insulted your body or your skills in bed and I shall stand outside their window with a megaphone informing them of how terrible their manners are and how they missed out on the finest man in the world.”

“That’d be funny” Duck leisurely kisses his belly and hips before sitting up, “but you’d have to get outta bed.”

“True. Ah well, a sternly worded email will have do OOOh, oohhhyes.” He wiggles his hips as Duck presses in the first finger, relaxing under his touch.

“Get the feelin you’ve done this before”

“Yes.” Indrid’s chest is flushed and Duck reaches up his free hand to play with his nipples.

“What’s the most you’ve taken?”

“Th-three, I believe. I, ah, I’m usually facing away so I sometimes lose track.”

“You're takin four tonight. Can’t believe anyone would wanna miss out on how you look when you’re getting fucked.” He teases the second finger to prove his point and Indrid’s mouth curves with bliss.

“My ass is many people’s type; my face not so much.”

“Fuck that.” Duck pushes the second finger in. Indrid arches, then sighs as Duck keeps working him open.

“I find it difficult to care what they thought right now. I, ahhhn, it’s much more fun to think about you.”

“About me…?”

“About right you’re doing right now and, AH, what we can do next. I do so want to sit in your lap in the hot tub back home.”

“Can manage that. What else?”

“I’d very much l-like to fuck you, however you’ll let me and, and I want us to do it right after you train some day, you look so good like thatAHgod.” The third finger is in and Indrid is now steadily pushing down on them, “and one of the times you get me to run with you I expect a blow job in reward oh, ohfuck” his eyes are wild and eager, “please do the last one, I’m ready, I want it so badly, please.”

Duck begins teasing the fourth finger, “Think all those wants of yours sound real good. You wanna know mine?”

“Absolutely. AHaahnnnahgod” The wrap tightens as Indrid clings to it, trying to stabilize himself as Duck fucks his hand into him hard.

“Soon as we get home, I’m gettin the strap-on and fuckin you for a solid hour at least. Gonna leave you so fuckin raw and relaxed you won’t wanna do anything but lay there, and you’ll goddamn get to because you’re mine and I’m gonna take care of you.”

“Duck” it’s a happy sob, Indrid’s cock bobbing in the air.

“Gonna take a trip somewhere private, just the two of us, and you’re gonna spend the whole fuckin time tied up, to the bed, a chair, whatever the fuck else I feel like so I can ride your dick whenever I want.”

“Yes.” Indrid is barely getting out words between his cries.

“And the next time you have the fuckin nerve to wear tight jeans the day I gotta fight, I’m gonna shove a vibration plug up that cute little ass and lock your cock in a cage so we can both be horny without bein able to get off.”

“Duck please, I’m close, please touch-”

He wraps his fingers around Indrid’s dick and works him over hard and fast, “Soon as I’m done with that fight, you’re gonna blow me in the locker room so I can focus on nailin your ass into next week when we get--ohfuck!” Cum hits his chin as Indrid gasps and squeaks, scratching at the wraps and the headboard.

If Duck ever loses his memory, he hopes this is the last moment to go; Indrid Cold, happy, safe, and satisfied while he moans Duck’s name.

Indrid is boneless as Duck undoes the bonds, though he rallies enough to pull the boxer into a hug so he can cuddle him like a teddy bear. He kisses his throat, feels his pulse even out beneath his lips.

“Duck? Does, ah, does this mean what I think it does?”

The phone rings right as he’s about to answer. It’s probably Ned, so he holds up a finger and grabs the receiver.

“Go for Duck. Yeah, yeah that’ll be fine” he nods as Ned explains the plan for their exclusive, late night dinner, “yeah, tell ‘em five; you, Minerva, Leo, me and” he winks at a beaming Indrid, “my boyfriend.”

[valkavavaart]

no one asked but i wanted to do all of this in one sitting lets go.. this is long im sorry

1. favourite character 

jyushi, kuukou, ramuda.. i will not pick between them

2. least favourite character 

jyuto.. also saburo but he’s growing on me

3. favourite division

nagoya, baby!

4. favourite buster bros member

legally adopting jiro.. thats my boy i love him

5. favourite mtc member

rioooOoOOoOOoOoOoOOo i dont care the other two but like id give my life for riooOoOOOo

6. favourite matenrou member

doppPOOoOOOoOOOoo but also dr jakurai jinguji if ur out there...

7. favourite fling posse member

r a m u d and a.. whos that

8. favourite character song

UMMM drops and moonlight shadow both slap...?

9. favourite rap battle

its gotta beeeeee battle battle battle? i dont rlly listen to them much i just think abt the art where ramuda and jakurai are like face to face except we KNOW ramuda is barely like 5′0″ and jakurai is a big tall 6′4″ish man so how are they this close is ramuda sitting on his knee?? is jakurai kneeling?? is ramuda on a box

10. favourite tdd member

again.. ramuda lmao.. like esp tdd ramuda his outfit is so cute hes just so tiny..

11. your otp

UMMMM i like getting into a lot of ships?? id say my favs are probably like.. gendice or riodice maybe?? and ichikuu.. rn im like rlly into hitoya/jakurai too i want those old men to hold hands (i wanna draw them but idk any good poses for old dudes who r also boyfriends)

12. your notp

anything involving saburo uMmMMmm.. im not rlly a fan of samatoki/ichiro & tdd era samatoki/ichiro ESPECIALLY rubs e the wrong way.. i also dont rlly like jyushi/hitoya or kuukou/hitoya they just rlly rub me the wrong way

13. how did you get hooked on hypmic

ok so on twitter all my friends and the artists i follow got rlly into fire emblem three houses and i didnt own a switch at the time but i was like "cool i'll like find a bunch of artists that draw this and i'll UHHH maybe get hyped for it idk" and one of the artists was riryou_ on twitter who was posting like mochi blyeth and i was like omg so cute... and they spoke abt like hypmic a bunch too and i was like "oh i vaguely know what hypmic is (based off of all the samatoki memes and sasara fanart i’d see), maybe i should get into it??" then they like posted jyushi and i was like "oh he looks so dumb i need to know more" and i HEARD jyushi and i was like "actually he's adorable and i love him!!" bc i have a soft spot for like.. crybaby chuunis, and then downloaded the game and was like "wtf!!! where is jyushi" and thats why im here..

14. a character you identify with

im not assigning myself a hypmic kin!!!!!!!!

but i’ll pick doppo bc 1. never trust a doppo kinnie and 2. i too need a therapist

15. favourite character design

KUUKOU was designed specifally to cater to me here is exactly why

-SHORT KING. (HES THE SECOND SHORTEST BOY?? WHAT THE FUCK??? HE’S TALLER THAN RAMUDA SO GOOD FOR HIM.. BUT YOU’RE TELLING ME SABURO THE FUCKING 14 YEAR OLD IS TALLER THAN MY BOY KUU!??!?!?!? SHORT KING!)

-his hair. i cant draw it but i like it

-hes like >:3 all the time 

-he has?? fucking fangs

-cat boy energy

-the like contrast of him being a monk and then him also just being a little bastard.. love that

-i like his jacket

-his dumb fucking boots..

-he comfy

-radiates chaotic energy

-one of his eyes is usually like slightly squinted?? i dont know why he does that but i like it

-he wont hesitate.. bitch

-i forgot this was supposed to be like based on his design and went on a long ass ramble abt his personality but like sshhh you wont see that.. delete

-piercings... the big one looks like a stretcher? i like that

-his speakers that look like the dragon w the bell are cool

-again short king rowdy boy

-he has long eyelashes and wears eye makeup.. thats cute..

- >:3

16. a character you'd cosplay

again kuukou looks comfy but thats a lot of layers.. itd be rlly warm right..

id say maybe jiro! ichiro would be my next choice idk i like their jackets

17. a character you thought you'd like + 18. a character you thought you'd dislike  

ok so i just put these together bc like actually.. before i got into hypmic when all i rlly knew was vague fanart of the characters and that jyushi is my man i did a tier list to like get my opinions on them down.. and sometimes i look back to it and im like.. AHAH...

as u can see i was on board for jyushi as soon as i got here... but i thought sasara and kuukou were rlly neat and like i figured i'd like ichiro bc mmm... but honestly im not that big on ichi SFGKHDLF...

meanwhile in the bottom tier... jakurai, jiro, dice, rosho, ramuda, hifumi... the irony that i actually rlly like all of them... rosho took a while to grow on me but he's really good.. meanwhile hifumi probably still isnt a character im like SUPER into but i do like him..

heres my current tier list tho LMAO

19. buster bros or mtc?

hnn.. its gonna have to be buster bros...

i like jiro and rio a lot and dont rlly care for the other 4 but like.. i think i like bb and their dynamic and find them more sympathetic than mtc lmaoo... like ichiro went through a lot for his bros..

samatoki also went through a lot for nemu but hes stinky as hell and i think he's stupid. but i will not write an essay on that.

20. fling posse or matenrou

fling posse BABYYYYYY i love those funky little lads.. i like matenrou a lot too but like fp just appeal to me a lot more and i rlly love their dynamic.. i could talk for days abt fp...

21. mtc or matenrou

matenrOUuUuuUUuUUuu again i do not care mtc aside from rio.. i dont rlly have strong thoughts on matenrou lol i like their friendship tho :)

22. favourite hypmic seiyuu

saito soma or takaya kuroda.. saito soma bc i generally love his voice and also he voices other favs of mine (yamaguchi hq, 2wink from enstars..) and takuya kuroda bc im literally a simp for kazuma kiryu from the yakuza series,

also ive been insulting samatoki so far but i actually like his va like the man has the range?? between voicing samatoki hypmic and leo enstars?? HELLO????

23. a song you didn't like

basically anything by mad trigger crew SBJFGKJHLDSF the only song i actively remember by them is whats my name.. i only play it for rio..

UMMM otherwise i guess like??? new star.. sucks bc i actually rlly like saburo's va but i feel like he doesnt rlly get the best parts/songs...? that being said i like songs w him in it so

24. a hypmic headcanon

ummmmmmm i cant think of anything lol snnzzz.. i saw the hc that ramuda was the one that like dyed jakurais hair and it was so cute..

25. favourite solo song

wasnt this already a question or can i not read.. whatever my brain is like gya gya gyaran gya gya gyaran bam gya gya gyaran bam gya gya gya gya gyaran bam

6. favourite mc name

they all fucking suck LOL

evil monk is very literal and i like that. i also like that 14th moon ties into jyushi's name and everything..

UHHH i guess doppo cause its literally just his name LMAOO and i think doppos a cute name

7. the most attractive character

i know i said that kuukou is designed to appeal specific to me but gentarou? pretty boy. love to see it thank you saito soma. also tdd era jakurai.. maybe its just cause i like the manga art a lot but... dr jakurai jinguji if ur out there

28. a kink

PARDON.

29. favourite life quote & 30. favourite rebuttal or punchline

i dont wanna give a serious answer to either of those so on a completely unrelated note, i think abt this a lot

[mikenewtonhateblog]

My oc’s aka too long of a gd post

The “BL” Crew (does not stand for boys love I’m just a moron who made that abbreviation before knowing what it stands for). My main crew and main series, a lot is a big WIP right now as I’m slowly redoing the first book and all the lore. Why? I love torture. Book is fantasy type but I won’t specify what.

Lacie, the protagonist. God tier idiot, bisexual bipolar depressed MESS, insomniac, former theater kid, doesn’t know what she wants out of life but currently it is not This(plot of book). Hot headed, impulsive, crude, rude, Mommy IssuesTM, would rather be taking a nap right now, rules are made to be broken, absolutely fucking FERAL, more bags under her eyes than the airport lost and found. 5’5, 130lbs, Aries, age 18, white as shit like literally the whitest human you have ever seen, strawberry blonde hair in a 2011 Hayley Willaims haircut with long bangs, the darkest brown eyes you’ve ever seen that stare directly into your soul. Lanky, no curves, body of a 12 year old boy but works out so she can and will kick your ass and thats a threat. Not human?

Josh. Soft boy, smart, Lacie’s cousin and only friend for like the first 18 years of her life, autistic anxious mess who’s special interest is anchient egyptian history, is in honors classes, despises math, passes out when his girlfriend looks too cute, just needs a hug. Can eat a whole carton of easy mac if left alone, whole wardobe is the same outfit just different colors/hoodies, sensory issues, seriously can someone give this guy a hug. 5’9, 150lbs, Pisces, age 18, mixed (half whatever flavor of white Lacie’s family is [they don’t even know its just some scandanavian shit and irish], and half mexican on his mom’s side), medium olive skin with freckles and moles, dark chocolate brown hair that’s a bit of a 2009 Beiber cut, warm brown eyes, not beefy, a lil thicc and self concious about it but squishy boys are GOOD. Gets bit by a werewolf so now he is one his mood on it is “thats a lot to unpack but let’s just throw the whole suitcase away”.

Zander. There is not one braincell in this man, himbo KING, pansexual dumbass with undiagnosed ADHD, no impulse control, head empty and full at the same time, PTSD, his fashion sense should be an actual crime, gets in fights to feel something, basic requirements for him to be attracted to you: kick his ass. Drinks his respect women juice, sees a folding table and must immediately launch himself on it, chaotic, cannot drive a car and will not, food aggression and eats enough for 3 people but never gains weight which is ILLEGAL, him and Lacie may be a couple.....but in this house we stan slow burn, he talks in caps and every sentence either ends with a question mark or exclaimation point, likes romcoms. 6’2, 190lbs, Sagittarius, age 19, austrailian roots and has the accent but is from [REDACTED FOR STORY REASONS], white, dorito shaped with long legs, blueish black hair that’s long and messy, dark navy eyes that match his hair, bigass neck scar from [REDACTED]. Not human

Peter. Gay dad friend who is TIRED of having to be in charge of a bunch of teenagers, only one with full functioning braincells, lowkey a genius who loves engineering, mixes magical technology with human technology because he likes to play god, is he ever sober? No one knows, will kill for a bottle of single malt, his fashion sense? Tastefully expensive suits perfectly tailored. Likes building his own weapons that no one else knows how to even use, generally non-threatening but can get scary if needed. 6’4, 140lbs string bean man, Scorpio, age 179 but looks early 30s, I know I said Lacie is the whitest human but he’s even paler like a literal sheet of paper with scandanavian roots/ancestors were vikings or some shit, blonde hair styled like 2013 Brendon Urie lmfao, light crystal blue eyes. He’s a vampire and was born one.

Danielle. Tiny, sweet, queen of girls supporting girls, comments on all her friends instagram posts with 20 emojis, LOVES fashion and has a wardrobe that would make anyone jealous, oozes feminine energy, only child and parents are in love still, gets exactly 8 hours of sleep each night and wakes up looking like a disney princess. Just because she is small and cute doesn’t mean you should underestimate her she WILL fuck your shit up. Quiet when angey which is terrifying. Josh is her bf and she loves him so much but also loves teashing the shit out of him. Legally cannot cuss, polite, used her high heels as a weapon once, speaks like 5 languages because studying them is her hobby, gardens, hugs everyone. 5’0, 110, Taurus, age 18, mixed (half french-american, half Korean-american), glowy skin always, PETITE frame aka the friend everyone can pick up when they hug, long past her waist curly brown hair, bright green eyes. She’s not fully human as she has fae blood in her and this gives her the ability to talk to and control plants. Flower crowns for everyone

Becca. Theater kid who would die to sing in Wicked and has the vocal range to do so, cannot wait to graduate and go to her dream college which she got into and a scholarship, closeted lesbian bc her whole giant family is extremely catholic and she feels like not dealing with it, “no boys allowed in bedroom” rule is her favorite joke, chill, middle child of 5 siblings and just wants some peace and quiet for ONCE. Her fashion sense is “I’m dropping subtle hints I’m gay but only to other gays”, has a black belt and took self defense classes. 5’6, 145lbs, Virgo, age 18, Latina (cuban and mexican mix), darker brown skin with light freckles over her nose, athletic build, eyebrows on POINT, bright caramel eyes, short light brown hair cut in a bob, has a tiny nose stud, always wears a blue friendship bracelet her gf made her. Human

Anika. Calling her a bitch/slut is a compliment, bisexual, a bit of a mean girl but she grows out of it give her time!!! Is always Too Much, the horny friend, favorite color is red so thats almost all of her outfits, loves to show off her body as much as she can because she’s hot and knows it and thrives in her own confidence. Her mom is literally like Regina George’s mom from Mean Girls but married a rich man 20 years older than her, Anika doesn’t know her bio dad but thats fine neither does her mom and her step dad is nice and does his best to be a dad. Becca’s gf, always hanging out at her home so Becca can get some quiet because Anika’s an only child and has a pool. 5’9, 135lbs, Gemini, age 18, white, long layered dark reddish brown hair, teal-blue eyes, swimmers body type (I normally do not mention bust size but she would want the internet to know she was blessed with big bahoogles so there you go), can sprint in heels. Half mermaid (boy was that a surprise considering her mom doesn’t know who her father is LOL)

Rex. Nb uses they/them he/him pronouns but honestly will respond to any, goth lite, only attracted to men and ace, can read minds so knows all your secrets, mischevious little shit, great friends with Zander and enjoys his dumbass thoughts and that he’s basically a human version of Jackass, wears too many rings, goth boots for kicking and fashion babey, always has the freshest memes and will not hesitate to roast in the group chat, hangs with the girls most of the time. Chaos god who loves making art, be gay do crime, skateboard and spraypaint. 5’8”, 165lbs, Leo, age 18, Native American, masculine frame, dark brown skin, blue eyes, firetruck red shoulder length hair that’s usually in a ponytail, knock-off gucci sunglasses just for judging their friends. Has magic in their blood so not entirely human and can cast spells and shit (don’t roast me its a wip and I’m doing my research)

Sam. Boho goddess, aromantic, makeup and nails are always instagram worthy, quiet and stoic type but losens up around close friends, Rex is her best friend, has some trauma and doesn’t want to talk about it, emotionally numbed out a bit and wants to purely vibe. Has seen some of the worst parts of humanity and wishes she hadn’t, finds no point in being bitter or resentful though because that won’t change anything, loves cats and once she moves out shes adopting one or three. Has wine aunt energy. 5’4, 200lbs PLUS SIZE QUEEN, Scorpio, age 18, Filipino (her parents are immigrants fun fact!), really olive skin sometimes has a grey/green tinge to it, dark brown almost black shoulder length hair, gold-hazel eyes. Sam’s the victim of a family curse that requires her to consume human hearts to survive, she can transform into a pretty scary looking being and uses this curse to hunt down pedoph*les, r*pists, murderers, and abusers. The less often she feeds the less human she looks, hence the constant grey/green tinge to her skin. 

Andy. Baby of the group, must be protected at all costs, 100% didn’t sign up to be in a friendgroup of 90% monsters but highkey loves it, trans, bi, anxiety MAXED, just wants to draw comics and cosplay spiderman, has to babysit his two younger sisters a lot because his parents are....not great, and as a result now knows all the lines to Tangled and The Little Mermaid. Big nerd energy, has to draw on everything including homework, gets inspiration for comics from his friends, awkward and socially anxious, drinks way too much tea and will accidentally steal your pens. Fears include: crowds, thunder, tall angry men, tiny spaces. Just trying his best. 5’2, 100lbs BEANPOLE BOY, Leo, age 16, white (irish and scottish roots), freckles absolutely EVERYWHERE, orangey red hair thats in desperate need of a haircut, chocolate brown eyes, braces, chronic nail biter. Human and kinda wishes he wasn’t.

That’s it for now if you read all this bless u thank u here is my whole heart. Please no discourse, literally these are fictional people I’ll never publish the books they go to.

[icefire149]

 tagged by @friedchickenangelwings 

Thank you so much!!! <3 I’m a scaredy cat to start chatting so I’m always stunned and happy when this happens <3

Okay. Let’s Gooooooooooooooooo

rules: answer 28 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.

1. name/nickname: Rachel

2. gender: she/her

3. star sign:  gemini sun, leo moon  (I’m sorry)

4. height: 5′1 &1/2 

5. time: about 9:23pm

6. birthday: 5/27

7. favorite bands/groups: (honestly just slap any pop-punk band at me and i’ll be happy) FOB, P!ATD, MCR, Green Day, Walk the Moon, Florence and the Machine, All Time Low

8. favorite solo artists: Hozier, Taylor Swift

9. song stuck in my head: It’s a tie between:  Hello My Old Heart  and Achilles come down

10. last movie: A Christmas Story 

11. last show: Supernatural. Just finished the mix tape episode. [yet AGAIN. i’M ASKING how did Cas know the colt was under Dean’s pillow]

12. when did i create this blog: Oh gods, I’ve been here since February 2012. I’ve never really left. My activity has skyrocketed lately though because it’s the only way I can process spn ending and my stressed out life. Also Cas being able to say I love you has given me permission to just reblog the fuck out of destiel posts instead of just lurking.

13. what do i post: These days it’s 99% spn, which is nice because I feel like I’m falling in love with the show again and I haven’t had time to obsess over it in years. Otherwise this is always a whatever is on my mind blog: movies, books, tv shows, video games, mythology.

14. last thing googled: The definition of a word I was second guessing myself on while I work.

15. other blogs: None at the moment. I absolutely should divide my insanity but alas here we are.

16. do i get asks: It’s rare. The ask box is always open so stop on by and tell me fun facts or what the new spn discussion is.

17. why i chose my url: It’s funny because most people assume it’s an ASOIAF reference because I’m obsessed with those books, but I’ve had this url YEARS before I read those books. It’s actually a warrior cats reference. Well the old website moons ago had a: plug in your name and something else thing and we calculate your warrior cat name. And I got Icefire. And obviously it stuck.

18. following: 1498

19. followers: 1068 (Hi everyone! I love you)

20. average hours of sleep: This is a loaded question. I have a lot of sleep issues. It honestly varies on the day but ideally I’d feel healthy if it was 8-11 hours. I’m lucky if I hit 4-6.

21. lucky number: 13

22. instruments: Drums and tambourine 

23. what am i wearing: brown tank top and old mickey mouse pj pants and there’s a huge tear down the side of the ass/thigh. I keep forgetting to sew it.

24. dream job: Being on a writing team for a cool high profile project. Otherwise I think dreaming of running a bookshop sounds lovely.

25. dream trip: Anywhere is fine as long as I have my best peeps with me.

26. favorite food: Garlic bread.

27. nationality: Northeastern USA

28. favorite song: I’m not sure if I have a 1 favorite song. It honestly varies on the moment / my mental state. Train’s 50 ways to say goodbye has been a mainstay on my playlists for several years (and I’m sure I’ve annoyed my old roommates in the past enough with it) so I’ll go with that.

29. last book read: Winds of Fury - Mercedes Lackey

30. top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: I’m really not sure. Supernatural I guess. Maybe if I’m lucky I’d get to share my body with a plucky angel needing a vessel. 

Thanks again ~

I’m tagging: @mandsand , @jingles-cosplay , @david-loves-simon , @heller-jensen , @demoncas 

No pressure to go through and do this ask game. Only if you want to and if anyone else not tagged that wants to do it, please go ahead. Tag me to let me know <3

[my-magical-story]

Tag Meme

I was tagged by @rainbow-dream-theory

Rules: answer 17 questions and tag 17 people you want to get to know better

Nickname: Toots (Because I liked Tootsie Rolls growing up)

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Height: 5’ 4.5″

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor

Last thing I googled: (when I started typing this) Sailor Moon images, and How to check day and night cycle in Warframe?

Song stuck in my head: (when I started typing a couple days ago) I Surrender- A Day to Remember (but now) Polyamorous acoustic version- Breaking Benjamin (thank you ranger)

Following and followers: Following: 153 followers: 123 (mostly blocked pornbots)

Amount I sleep: 6-7 hours up to 12

Lucky number: 14

Dream job: cosplay comission artist, but asking me to nail down something I want to accomplish and work to do it well is like asking God to bring back the unicorns. None of it exists.

Wearing: Old-ass comfy sweats, and a Soldier 76 tank

Random Fact: I've played the trumpet for 13 years (not necessarilly well, mind you)

Favorite Authors: Mitch Albom, Anne McAffrey

Favorite Animal Noises: My cat's yawn, porcupines eating, curious sniffing

Aesthetic: Tumblr- fantasy, wonder of the world. Personal- Front end of Hot Topic with an essence of "lack of commitment to".

This is only 15 questions??? I'll add a couple.

Game you've spent the most time playing (video, table top, whichever): Minecraft probably.

What's something that you really hated learning, but was actually pretty useful once you did learn:

For playing the trumpet, a technique called tonguing. Where you use your tongue to interrupt the air flow to separate out notes and make them more crisp.

Tagging: @liquor @troubleshootingspacekangaroo @moffmagic @speedlionfc @space-shanty @quidditchraven

[iamanartichoke]

Thank you for the tag @lucianalight​! These are so much fun :) 

Rule: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better

Name: I go by Charlotte here and on AO3, as I’d rather not use my real name in fandom for now. 

Gender: Lady 

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5′3″ 

Sexuality: Hetero? Asexual? Both? I’m not a hundred percent sure right now but it’s one of these. 

What images do you have set as your desktop/cellphone wallpaper? My desktop background is a picture of the Park Street T Station in Boston during the Edwardian era, because I’m a nerd. My phone wallpaper is Loki, because I am actual Loki trash. 

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? I had it bad for my 8th grade math teacher, ngl. 

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Dead. I’d like to say maybe I’ll have published a book by then, but I don’t know. I’m done with school and have settled in with a job and a cat and an apartment and I don’t want to get married or have kids so I’ll probably more or less be in the same place I’m at now. 

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be? I’d love to be in Boston. I lived there for grad school and I still miss it terribly. 

What was your coolest Halloween costume? Last Halloween I was Jessica Jones and it was my favorite costume I’ve ever done in my life. I went to a lot of trouble for it to be as accurate as possible. It felt like a cosplay and I’ll probably be her again this year. 

What’s your favorite 90s show? Boy Meets World. 

Who was your last kiss? My BF. 

Have you ever been stood up? Probably, but clearly it didn’t have a lasting effect since I don’t really remember. Pro-tip, if someone stands you up, don’t even give it a second thought, it’s their loss. 

Have you ever been to Las Vegas? Nope.

Favorite pair of shoes: These black Toms-type shoes (they’re not actually Toms but that’s the closest brand description I can find). So comfortable.  

Favorite fruit: Strawberries or mangoes. 

Favorite book: This is an impossible question to answer. I don’t even think I can narrow it down! 

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: Jeez, I’ve done so many stupid things in my life. The first thing that pops into my head is an incident when I was maybe 10 or 11, I had a friend sleeping over and we decided we wanted to get up at the ass crack of dawn and go jogging. Neither of us were joggers and we were both tiny for 10 year olds and long story short we got brought home by the police and we had to explain to my parents why we were wandering around the neighborhood at 5am. At the time, I thought the police picked us up because we were in trouble, but looking back on it, I’m pretty sure the intent was to prevent us from being kidnapped. Our neighborhood wasn’t exactly an idyllic suburbia. Anyway, I’m sure I’ve done much dumber things in my life but that one has always stuck out. 

Tagging @magoomafoo, @loxxxlay, @tegary, @scintillatingshortgirl19, @grootified, @just-another-millenial97, and anyone else who wants to do it! (I can never think of enough people to tag, sorry >_< ) 

[localmagicalboi]

this url! this one! right here!

             ✨ @oraculideluna for SEND UR URL AND I’LL JUST BABBLE ON WITH SOME POORLY WORDED THOUGHTS TBH! still accepting.

✨ My Opinion on…

Character in general: loooooove luna n jecht! luna is such a soft, but strong moonbeam of a woman and jecht is… Jecht lol. Jecht Is Jecht and i wouldn’t have him any other way. vi loves them both for very different reasons. he loves luna because of the strength she carries and he loves jecht because he’s just so annoying that it’s almost an INFECTIOUS kind of charm. you bring both muses to life with your writing and headcanons. you put a lot of love and thought into them and it shows. i think when it comes to jecht it’s easy to get caught up in making him almost a cartoony douchebag kind of person but he strikes such a good balance between Athlete Douche™ and a repentant person that just wants to make amends for everything he’s done in life that isn’t so great.

How they play them: continuing from the last ask. luna’s this gentle strength kind of character. i’ve never played the game she’s from but you make her attractive in personality even for people that have never witnessed her in the game she’s from. that’s a skill. and i just,,,, bruh, let me speak up for my son. vi looks up to her so much like ‘:O WOW SHE’S SO PRETTY AND AMAZING. ♥’ i think he’s awestruck by her existence as a human and it’S SO CUTE???? she really is like the moon. just like. quiet but looming and strong in presence. it’s amazing!!!!! as far as jecht goes… im so glad u arent an apologist for his behavior??? because man i’ve met a lot of jecht apologists in terms of how he treated tidus throughout his childhood. it’s not cool. what IS cool is how you acknowledge his old, nasty ways. and how you’re building him to be a better person. THAT’S cool. THAT’S THAT SHIT I LIKE. you play two very different muses. you do it well. things never get muddied and you know your shit on the both of them. ur writing is excellent and you bring them to life with it.

The Mun: 💖💞💞💗💝💖💖💖💖💗💗💞💘💕💘💝💝💝💝💗💖💕💞💖💞💗💘💖💞💞💖💕💞💗💖💖💘💘💝💖💘 WHAT A WONDERFUL PRESENCE ON MY DASH and a delight in private!!! u know sur shit about sun signs considering they hc’d jecht as a leo. honestly……. Same. love seein ur ooc posts on my dash. never negative, always such a good vibe no matter what. been sick and miserable af with it and still so??? such an angel???? jecht cosplay….. on point…. 10/10. *mariah carey voice* great concept.

✨ Do I…

RP with them: YES????? YES.

Want to RP with them: ALWAYS!!!!!!

✨ What is my…

Overall Opinion: we’ve been mutuals since i first opened this account for my anxious little weirdo of a son and i do not regret @ all like if anyone wants to fight me over how wonderful u are that’s fine i’ve been in handcuffs before CALL THE COPS IDC. i hope we continue being mutuals cuz man ur the Beez Kneez. also vi thinks jecht is super handsome and doesn’t know how to say it so he’ll just keep saying ‘u suk u tall ass Tree’ forever until he figures out how to say words. he thinks luna is pretty and will scream it for DAYS. don’t even try him on it cuz he will. and ill scream about how great u r. cops chasing me or not tbh,,,,,,

[lunawings]

Yuri!!! On Stage Event Report!

So today (4/29/2017) I went to the Yuri on Ice Yuri on Stage event. To clarify though, I was not at the actual Tokyo event, rather a live viewing at a local movie theater. Which of course does alter the experience but it’s the next best thing. At first I thought the theater was only doing the afternoon session, but very last minute I ended up being able to attend both!

For starters, the voice actors of most the skaters were there +Nishigori. When everyone came out they more or less came out in order of popularity from lowest to high so it was all like... YURI ON STAGE... Here is Nishigori!!! to start which got a good laugh. 

(Georgi just existing always got a good laugh too.)

Characters of voice actors who attended: Yuri, Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Chris, Georgi, Minami Kenjiro, Leo, Guang Hong, Seung Gil, Emil, Nishigori.

Characters of voice actors who did not attend but appeared on video: JJ, Michele, Otobek.  And Kubo-sensei.

Victor’s voice actor cosplayed for both showings. First he was in a suit, and second he was in a black shirt and pants like his the new figure. YES he did the pose. He even dyed his hair. Apparently he kinda killed it dying and redying it though. 

Yuri’s voice actor was wearing a necklace that could have possible been interpreted as a silver medal. 

After everyone came out and introduced themselves with a key line from their character, we moved into the talk show section. Unfortunately I don’t have that much to say about this part because they just talk so much so fast that I only understand about 70% to begin with and only half of the jokes... 

Georgi’s voice actor was the moderator and they split up the characters into different groups. Afternoon session was.... Teens: Yurio, Emil, Leo, Guang Hong Kyushu: Yuri, Kenjiro, Nishigori 20-somethings: Victor, Chris, Phichit, Seung Gil

Evening session was...  Not not just cute: Guang Hong, Emil, Chris, Leo? “My Pace”: Victor, Emil... Phichit? (I might have mixed up some of these... sorry I don’t remember.) Surprising gap: Yuri, Yurio, Seung Gil, Nishigori

Kubo-sensei was very involved in this section. It was funny because at other events I have been to the voice actors were always like “lol well I think my character would be like this...” but at this event she kept interrupting like the voice of God to be like “Well, ACTUALLY.....”

Chris was only in the “cute” group because of his cute butt.

He put Chris character badges on his butt to show off too.

I think Kubo-sensei said something about when she starts drawing Chris she just starts with a butt.  The “My Pace” group refers to the characters all having a “do whatever I want” attitude. They came out wandering all over the stage. I had no idea how to translate “surprising gap”... it meant like, characters who have two sides to them. Like Yuri with his eros, and Seung Gil when he got really upset after losing. 

During the “gap” group Nishigori’s voice actor describes the gap with a very long convoluted story that ended with the birth of the triplets? So they were like Kubo-sensei did you know about this? Apparently she DID write it... then forgot about it. 

At one point they were talking about who they look up to as voice actors, and Kenjiro’s said he looked up to Yurio’s voice actor. This was during the Kyushu men segment, so he wasn’t on stage. But they pushed him out and made them sit VERY CLOSE. It was... a moment. 

There were a lot of innuendo jokes about how Phichit’s name sounds like “pichitto”, Japanese for “tight” or “snug.” For example: Phichit’s ass is pichitto.

Anyway, next came the world quiz section. 

So they separated everyone into four groups. During the afternoon session they drew cards from a box on stage, but for the evening they just did it in advance to save time. 

Every group got a table with a buzzer. They really liked the buzzer. 

So basically, what they did was they translated an anime scene into another language featured on the show and had a native speaker read it. Then the voice actors had to guess which scene it was.

In the afternoon session the language was Thai and it was basically impossible to guess right away. SO they had JJ’s voice actor, good old Mamoru Miyano, appear on the screen give a clue. He basically just gave us the Thai word for “onsen” then showed a several minutes long JJ montage to the theme of King JJ and then told us to enjoy “JJ On Stage.”

Also during the Thai reading the guys were laughing because a part of the Thai sounded kinda like “chinsuko” which sounds like an Okinawan snack which sounds like “penis.” Anyway.

After two more clues, first “hold back”, and then “internet” I was able to guess the scene and so did Yuri’s voice actor. (It was the Chinese restaurant scene.)

For the evening show however, the puzzle was MUCH easier. Even in the original Russan I could make out “piroshki” and a very heavily Russian-accented “katsudon.” You could tell from their reaction that the voice actors knew it too. But if someone guessed too early we would miss Mamoru Miyano’s clue so everyone stayed silent. 

Mamoru Miyano gave us the Russan word for “grandfather.” And at this point somebody (I forget who) said “Well clearly we all know it’s the scene where Yuri and Yurio eat piroshki--” BUT TOO BAD because we were shown the JJ video anyway ahaha.

So at this point everyone knew the answer but to keep the segment going they just decided to fuck around instead by buzzing in and saying random words in Russian. Phichit’s voice actor tried to make “miso soup” sound like a Russian word and the hosts got mad at him when he defined it as “japanese soup made from miso” without any other ingredients. Yuri and Guang Hong’s voice actors were on the same team with Phichit and both were wearing glasses so they were all like “which one is which???” and Phichit’s actor didn’t have glasses so he had to improvise with his hands and this foam thing he found. Victor’s voice actor tried to use the “grandfather” clue to tell long fairy tales “a very long long time ago there was a grandfather....” It’s so hard to describe well but this was so amazing and everyone was just having such a great time. 

Oh, and the Russian speaker’s name was Emil so we had a brief WHOS THE REAL EMIL contest. (If they were speaking English surely they would have said “would the real Emil please stand up?”)

So anyway, Kubo-sensei had to chose the winner in the end and she picked Yuri’s team twice in a row. This is interesting because she got to put gold medals on the winners both times. After that the winners also got to eat samples of the katsudon piroshki they are currently selling at Namja Town. 

After that they did some script reading of key scenes and it was very artistic and beautiful. While Yuri, Victor, and Yurio were reading on stage they somehow raised a TINY ice skating rink where a woman did Yurio’s Agape in the afternoon and free skate in the evening (or at least as much as she could on a tiny square of ice, no jumps or anything). 

And now, what you have all been waiting for... the original drama. 

(No, this was not animated. They could not. They just stood and read a script. Quotes are of course translated from memory and probably not 100% accurate.)

It starts off with Victor reading something vague about how unforgettable the previous night was. Yuri is making noises that sound increasingly sexual until we realize... actually he’s throwing up.  Phichit: Green stuff is coming out of Yuri’s mouth... I have to put this on the internet!! 

Seung Gil: I have something to say to you. Yuri: What do you mean, you’re just looking at me with that same unreadable expression as always. Seung Gil: Put some clothes on.  Yuri: HUAAAAHHHH.

So Yuri is naked with Russian written on his back that Yurio translates to “Overcome Chihoko” and a strange cap on his head which is actually Victor’s underwear. And his body is extremely sore. And he remembers nothing. And Victor is gone.

Yurio: Yuri Stinking Katsuki what did you do with Victor. Yuri: Don’t say “stinking” like it’s my middle name.... 

And so, piece by piece we figure out what happened. So the setting is that everyone is in Hasetsu for a “Onsen on Ice Victor With Friends” show and the night before they were all drinking at the Katsuki place. Victor is poking Yuri’s soft belly. But Chris comes into the picture and soon Drunk Yuri starts to get whiny and jealous...

Yuri: Victor... stop looking at Chris... look at me.... Victor: I am looking at you.  Yuri: No you’re not. Victor...... let’s do it...... Victor: ...........................do what Yuri: Do... what people do when they drink..... And to be honest I do not know exactly what he said next, but from the next few lines I gathered it was a drinking game where you get naked. So Yuri was like “SO I LOST THEN” but the others explained that.... ACTUALLY, Yuri then ripped Victor’s clothes off to practice a naked Eros routine and then also needed his underwear for a coronation ceremony. I may have missed a couple things but I’m pretty sure this is not supposed to make sense in the first place and Yuri basically wants to die. 

SO everyone is blaming Yuri for Victor’s disappearance when detective Minami Kenjiro steps in to solve the case. He mentions Yurio is the only one with a motive since he found a list Yurio made of different names for a show he is planning to take over the Victor With Friends show with. I wish I could remember them all but the only one I remember 100% accurately is Yuri on Tiger. Yurio denies it though. But also apparently Otobek came up with half of them. Also Yurio has no idea who Minami is even though they were “rivals” in junior.

To make everything worse we suddenly find out from Nishigori from the triplets that the skate otaku are flipping out because the Victor With Friends show will not have Victor in it. Somehow they found how he is missing. SOMEBODY uploaded photos to the internet of their get together... PHICHIT! 

But this is a blessing in disguise because now they can check the photos. And they find... Seung Gil kissing Nishigori.... AND IN THE BACKGROUND is Victor stretching out Yuri. (”Oh, that’s why I am sore all over,” says Yuri.)

Georgi then comes in to reveal that Victor and Yuri actually had a fight last night (Phichit: YOU... GOT DIVORCED...?!) , but about what he does not remember... he rattles off some words that sound vaguely like “penis” before they realize it’s “Chihoko”! The word on Yuri’s back! So, it’s in Russian, and if Yurio and Georgi didn’t write it, that must mean... VICTOR. 

So then Emil comes in, who apparently came to Japan on jet skis or something, and informs them that he knows where Victor is... He’s at Hasetsu Castle... on the roof, naked. 

So they all run down there and it’s revealed what really happened. 

While they were stretching Victor commented on how Yuri’s belly is soft but his back is rigid. Yuri says of course he can’t compare to Victor, but there is someone more limber than Victor... “Sha... Chihoko...”

Okay so. The joke here is that Victor hears this and thinks it’s the name of Yuri’s ex-lover and gets jealous. But the thing is, I have NO IDEA what Yuri was actually trying to say? It had to mean something because people in the theater were laughing. I know it also sounds vaguely like “penis” but that alone cannot be the joke... HELP. 

EDIT: OKAY. I think I got it. It’s a mythical carp which bends backwards. I should have known this because it’s also Nagoya thing. The statues of them are on Nagoya castle too. This ties in with them going to the castle in the end OF COURSE.

(EDITEDIT: Guys I’m sorry but it’s NOT that Yuri was saying Victor was too tense. I know you must think I’m nuts but grammar wise Yuri was comparing Victor to a person or an object. I know that sounds like that could make sense but you’ll just have to believe me. The whole point was that Victor IS flexable... but not as flexible as “Shachihoko”... Yuri even refers to “Chihoko” as “aitsu” as in “that guy” which makes Victor’s blood boil. And once again the castle part completes the joke.)

So Victor writes “Overcome Chihoko” in Russian on Yuri’s back and then goes off to train. There is this whole montage of scenes from the anime as Victor reflects on the fact that Yuri had a past before him but... VICTOR IS HIS NOW.

So, in present time Yuri shows up at the castle to find Victor bending over backwards on the roof:

Victor: IS THIS BETTER THAN CHIHOKO? Yuri: WHO THE HELL IS CHIHOKO. Nobody is better than you. 

In the end he convinces Yuri to strip and do stretching too as the skaters below gaze up at the amazing one in a million sight. 

Phichit: MY BEST FRIEND GOT REMARRIED...!!!!

The end. 

What followed was a live performance of “You Only Live Once” and a really cool ending ceremony. Everyone came out with laser pointers imitating the fireworks in the ending. Then they showed a slideshow of photos from the event (as in stuff that JUST happened) also to mimic the anime ending, and finally at the very end they showed a time lapse photo revealing that the voice actors were not waving the laser pointers randomly. They were spelling out the words “thank you”....... AWWWWWWWWWGHHHH--

So at the afternoon show the end was the end.

This meant if there was going to be any announcement it would be in the evening show. As it wound down I was skeptical there would even be one because Kubo-sensei actually said something about taking a “season off”... and I was like NO... NOOOO.

But then the display dimmed and we say that one card which said “All new original movie has been decided!” I wish I had more info, but that was it! No key visual or date, just... we’re getting a movie! It’s coming! It’s not a second season, but, I guess they have their reasons. 

[omnieater-moved]

i was tagged by @notquitedeadyet

rules: answer these 85 statements & tag 20 people

the last:

1. drink: water.!! like a good boi

2. phone call: @saltwaterknight

3. text message: my mom lmfao

4. song you listened to: Eveyln Eveyln by Eveyln Evelyn

5. time you cried: 9 am lmfao

have you ever: 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: who hasn’t????? 8. been cheated on: Numerous times  9. lost someone special: uhhh 10. been depressed: what sort of stupid question is that ofc ive been depressed 11. gotten drunk & thrown up: No vomit yet mdudes

favorite colors:

12. Green

13. Blue

14. Red

in the last year have you: 15. made new friends: Mhm!! 16. fallen out of love: hoh boy have I  17. laughed until you cried: who hasn’t???? 18. found out someone was talking about you: ,,,again, who hasn’t???? 19. met someone who changed you: ofc! 20. found out who your friends are: oh man yeah  21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: I odn’t have fb anymore so ,,, no?

general: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: No fb buddy pal  23. do you have any pets: I MEAN TECHNICALLY BUT MY BABIES ARE SO FAR AWAY SOBS IM SUFFERING 24. do you want to change your name: bls 25. what did you do for your last birthday: threw a pity party and dissociated, went to bed at like 7  26. what time did you wake up: uh.4 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping like a weakling 28. name something you can’t wait for: MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YERA JKAHFDJSFHSDKJ 31. what are you listening to right now: Dirty Night Clowns by Chris Garneau 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I want him to die 33. something that is getting on your nerves: My fat 34. most visited website:either cherubplay, tumblr, or flightrising 35. hair colour: Natural: so dark brown its almost black Right now: a few month old bleach blond 36. long or short hair: short rn but Im fixing to grow out a cool long mohawk u feel me 39. piercings: 2 in each ear, septum.  40. blood type: lmfao I haven’t been to the doctor enough to know that 41. nicknames:Si 42. relationship status: *awkward and vague shrugging* 43. zodiac: Leo 44. pronouns: he/him 45. favourite tv show: Ghost Adventures + Rick and Morty 46. tattoos:none,,,yet

47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: lmfao 49. piercing: squints 50. sport: I dont rlly play any rn but I love swimming, soccer, and badminton 

51. vacation: GIMME THE OCEAN YOU BITCHES

52. pair of trainers: I have knock off walmart converse

more general 53. eating: noodles n rice are my lifeblood 54. fav drink: bubble tea!! 55. what you’re up to: listening to music, editing rp tumblrs  56. waiting for: death  57. want: bubble tea now dammit 58. get married: to somebody I love  59. career: vocalist, maybe a broadway actor???? if not Im down w art comissions lfmao but my autistic ass is terrified of Real Jobs which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: why do I gotta choose 61. lips or eyes: why do I gOTTA CHOSOE 62. shorter or taller: WHY DO I GOTTA CHOOSE 63. older or younger: as long as ur not immature af lmfao 64. nice arms or nice stomach:uh 65. hook up or relationship: uH 66. troublemaker or hesitant: It depends on how bad my anxiety is tbh have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: boy have I 68. drank hard liquor: bOY HAVE I 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: Lever have had any glasses, but Ive lost cosplay contacts  70. turned someone down: Ive tried to then he became my stalker for 2+ years.  71. sex on the first date: ish? 72. broken someone’s heart: ish????? 73. had your heart broken: yep 74. been arrested: technically yeah 75. cried when someone died: RIP DAVID BOWIE I LOVE YOU 76. fallen for a friend: demisexuality yaaaaaalll

do you believe in 77. yourself: snrk 78. miracles: yea but im doubtful 79. love at first sight: def

80. santa claus: eh 81. kiss on the first date: if it goes good 82. angels: eh

other

83. current best friend’s name: JACE N EDDIE N COLLIN N DIRK N PERCYNJSDAFG

84. eye colour: hazel

85. favourite movie: Repo! The Genetic Opera Uhhhh I dont have many people to tag but @fuckingbirdseeds @saltwaterknight 

[mamaluigi]

Questionaire

tagged by the monkey boy @chaxus

The Last:

1. Drink:

Cheerwine

2. Phone Call:

@theelderone coming to my birthday party

3. Text message:

texting my coworker about eclipse traffic

4. Song you listened to:

The Magnolia parody by caleon fox

5. Time you cried:

last night with chaxus cause i was having a silly toddler fit 

Have You:

6. Dated someone twice:

make it 10 times worst 4 years of my life HAHAH

7. Kissed someone and regretted it:

My ex all the time

8. Been cheated on:

several times. Cheating is a number one sin

9. Lost someone special:

I’ve lost friends that arent dead. yet.

10. Been depressed:

Been?

11: Gotten drunk and thrown up:

at least 4 times and its ruined drinking hard for me :(

List 3 Favorite Colors:

blue, teal and pink

In the last year, have you…

15. Made new friends:

Yep!

16. Fallen out of love:

god no

17. Laughed until you cried:

every day with chaxus

18. Found out someone was talking about you:

haha yeah cause of my taako cosplay

19. Met someone who changed you:

everyone effects everyone

20. Found out who your friends are:

Hm found that out a long time ago

21. Kissed someone on your FB list:

my boyfriend chaxus

GENERAL:

22. How many Facebook friends do you know in real life:

ive met all of them at least once

23. Do you have any pets:

*deep breath* Cats: Hermione, Cedric, Claire, Clive, Lain. Bird: peepers. Bearded dragon: Ruby. Rat: ERAT. Fish: 4 angelfish, 2 catfish, 4 mollies, 2 danios, bettafish: papyrus, Hiro, Eyeball, Chance.

24. Do you want to change your name:

Well i have changed my name but I am trying to find a masculine name to use for a job alias

25. What did you do for your last birthday:

I just had one and it was a 20 year old lizard birthday party

26. What time did you wake up:

8 am with chaxus to go clean that cats at my job

27. What were you doing at midnight last night:

played DnD and fucked on a big ole teddy bear 

28. Name something you can’t wait for:

to move in with Chaxus (and get married)

29. When was the last time you saw your Mom:

like a second ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life:

being not mentally ill and being closer to chaxus and being better at consoling friends

31. What are you listening to right now:

Chaxus watching game grumps

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Todd:

Looks bad

33. Something that is getting on your nerves:

lots of noise, passive agressiveness, sass, rude customers, nazis

34. Most visited website:

tumblr and facebook

35. Mole/s:

one above my coochie

36. Mark/s:

one on my lip from Hermione scratching me

37. Childhood dream:

to be an art teacher

38. Hair color:

dirty blonde but will be a pink boy soon

39. Long or short hair:

i have short hair but i kill for medium length hair

40. Do you have a crush on someone?:

i have a crush on chaxus i hope he dates me owo

41. What do you like about yourself:

my pet knowledge

42. Piercings:

ears and I HAD nipple piercings but took them out a couple days ago..

43. Blood type:

Blood

44: Nicknames:

Zazzle, Ham, pooch, sweetie beans

45. Relationship status:

Sweetie beans

46. Zodiac:

Leo

47. Pronouns:

He/him

48. Favorite TV show(s):

Steven universe, OK KO

49. Tattoos:

Soon

50. Right or left hand:

Righty 

51. Surgery:

spider vein removal, tube up my ass and throat, 4 adult teeth removed, weird face growth removal

52. Hair dyed a different color:

so many times but not at the moment

53. Sports:

swimming sometimes

54. Vacation:

beach sometimes

55. Shoes:

my go to shoes are my pink rainbow memory foam shoes

56. Eating:

leftover chik fil a

57. Drinking:

cheerwine

58. I’m about to:

watch the eclipse

59. Waiting for:

the day i can live with chaxus and get our lives together 

60. Want:

stable living wage and a house (and a chameleon)

61. Get married:

getting married to chaxus for better taxes and cool ring pops

62. Career: 

zoologist of some sort and animation

63. Hugs or kisses:

i love both but i love sum kisses from bebe and hugs from friends

64. Lips or eyes:

eyes

65. Shorter or taller:

both are appealing

66. Older or younger:

as long as you make me laugh and arent like 3 years younger than me or 10 years older than me

67. Nice arms or nice stomach:

wh. i dont fuckin care

68. Sensitive or loud:

sensitive as fuck

69. Hook up or relationship:

Relationship

70. Troublemaker or hesitant:

very SO hesitant 

HAVE YOU EVER:

71. Kissed a stranger:

nooooooo

72. Drank hard liquor:

sadly too much

73. Lost glasses/contact lenses:

in a pool

74. Turned someone down:

yes sadly

75. Sex on first date:

errr no way

76. Broken someone’s heart:

Maybe? i hope my rejection wasnt that bad

77. Had your heart broke:

Yes

78. Been arrested:

ALMOST

79. Cried when someone died:

i did when my grandma died

80. Fallen for a friend:

thats how my relationships go

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

81. Yourself:

maybe!

82. Miracles:

yes!

83. Love at first sight:

in a strange way but you dont know its love yet

84. Santa Claus:

:(

85. Kiss on the first date:

forehead

OTHER:

86. Current best friend:

Chaxus and Vaaltiel

87. Eye color:

one light brown and dark brown

88. Favorite movie:

milo and otis