#okay time to go touch grass
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and if I said Kevin Day was Maddie Ziegler coded, would y'all even know what to do with that?
#I just come on this website to say shit#pls pls who else watched dance moms religiously as a kid#aftg dance moms au when?#okay time to go touch grass#kevin day#aftg#all for the game
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wgahtt the h ell Stupid idiot 70 year old man. As always, headcanons over yonder
> He wanted to spend his retirement collecting Hatsune Miku Figmas but Tom made him go outside instead > He became an amateur survivalist out of spite and feelings of injustice, but this lead to him eating random shit in the forest without double checking. [Still works for spite reasons, he makes sure Tom finds him poisoned near their house to prove a point] > Right side of his hair is all stiff and curly, bc accident reasons, it was always like that but its much more prominent now > He dyes his hair more often now than he did when he was 40 > The hoop earring he has is his only piercing AND is also the partner earring of Tom's own hoop earring
"Thomas, I frew up"
#eddsworld#ew Stay AU#tomtord#mentioned#ew tord#ew future tord#dandraws#his camo jacket was a spite buy#He went up to Tom on the day he bought it like: “HAPPY THOMAS?? TOUCH GRASS?? FINE I'LL BECOME BEAR GRYLLS”#Tom: “Okay have fun uvu”#He gets hospitalized immediately#Also me making him go outside is basically just#me projecting an aspect of Tori onto him#We project more tordsy stuff onto tori most of the time so like#why not an equivalent exchange??
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still dont see how so many people say that dawntrail is poorly written in comparison to other expansions like. what, did you realize you had to learn about a new culture and immediately not care anymore lmao? you've done it before, was this one not white enough for you?
genuinely i think more people should do side quests during msq so idk you can form a heart about the characters you're interacting with if you struggle with that and understand the land better so when impactful shit happens your illiterate ass can actually read and have empathy. theres no excuse for this.
if you can't handle storybuilding and character introductions from the expansion that feels like stormblood and shadowbringers had passionate gay sex that got one of them pregnant and birthed a beautiful daughter they both love and care about then idk what to tell you, maybe youre just lame and can't read. best of luck with that.
#'they dont take as many risks as shadowbringers and endwalker!!' okay one WHAT risk did ENDWALKER take lmao#and two DID YOU PLAY PAST ZORMOR LMAO?????????? HELLO?????????? DID YOU LEAVE TULIYOLLAL??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT#like i genuinely think you guys just complain about shit without actually playing the game#god forbid you have to learn about another world#some people heard this was stormblood 2 and immediately gave up caring#oh im sorry you were able to care about literal racist elves in cold france but a refugee? a non white civilization? oh i see#shadowbringers literally set up its societies too they were already in war dawntrail wasnt already#i think people should replay stormblood. it was never a bad expansion and i dont know what people are talking about???#half of the complaints i see for stormblood are racist and the other half werent reading any of the dialogue#'the horrors of war expansion has horrors of war in it i just wanna play on the playground with gay elves'#bitches will literally say they dont understand stormblood or dawntrail and then say yotsuyu was justified zenos is hot and wuk lamat is bad#why play a fantasy game if youre not interested in exploring new worlds#dawntrail takes so many more risks than shadowbringers and endwalker combined and sticks the landing with just about all of them#i think my only problem was how many times theg brought up they arent related by blood. no i can tell lol#some of yall are just haters that cant form their own opinion and are just mindlessly nodding along to somebody#you follow on twitter that was gonna hate DT regardless because zenos didnt come back to life this time#consume new media. go do side quests. touch grass. walk a trail at dawn and perhaps you have appreciation for story building#you guys are pathetic and i wish you the worst <3#dawntrail's twists are on par with shb and stb thats why i call it the love child of stormblood and shadowbringers#ffxiv
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it never stops being funny to me that people are bkdk antis in the year 2024 like “katsuki bullied izuku!! how dare you ship izuku with him” ??? take it up with izuku he’s is the one pining his ass off for him. I can’t make izuku not yearn for katsuki ??? I’m sorry I have observational skills?? izuku is just like that you think I can stop him??
#bakudeku#bkdk#izuku thinks he’s so blessed to even have an almost normal convo with him and gets all misty eyed thinking about it#izuku stares at katsuki like he’s the light of his life his hero#izuku swoons into his arms and has a pure rage form for whenever something bad happens to him#kacchan v deku pt 2 was him being like I FUCKING LOVED YOU OKAY I ADORED YOU YOU SHINE SO BRIGHTLY I LOVED YOU#like he’s just in love with him he was his first love and then they got divorced#and then they’re slowly coming back together and izuku falls even harder this is simply the plot of the manga#also how dare you be like Stop Shipping and tag the ship like who… are yiu??#some raggedy ass bitch thinks they can tell me what to do with my precious little free time uhhh#maybe go outside and touch grass
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really fucking sick and tired of people who really fucking love the eddie book jumping on people who don't like or are even remotely critical of it's posts and like crusading their opinions around from the top of their high horses and shoving it down our throats.
if you like the book, great! that's awesome! love that for you! i am genuinely glad that you were able to find good in it and enjoy it!!
but not everyone did, and not everyone is going to agree with you. so, instead of going on some grand crusade where you find every single post that includes anything even remotely negative or negative adjacent or even neutrally critical and spending ALL this time and effort trying to provide unwanted rebuttals to every single thing, maybe you should just stay in your lane and find people who DO like the book and chat about it with them.
because i can PROMISE YOU, none of us appreciate it when you come onto our posts and start accusing us of "hating on" the author or "being rude" about her and her work and RIDICULOUS shit like that.
being critical of something and pointing out it's flaws is NOT inherently hating on it. i, frankly, do not know where people got that notion, but it's not fucking true so can we fucking quit assuming it is? and, critiquing something is also NOT the same as saying this is shit and it sucks and the author is a piece of garbage. again, where the fuck that came from is beyond me. you can be critical of something and still enjoy it. as soooo many of you love to point out, it's not perfect, why should it be perfect? so D U H. of course that means criticism can and should arise???
also. hot take (by which i mean ice fucking cold because it's NOT a fucking hot take), but going around toting FALSE facts as part of your "defense" does not make you or your argument look good. you, like the author, should maybe do a basic fact check first. 🙃
tldr, if you like the book, that's genuinely great, but stay in your fucking lane and stop seeking out posts from people who didn't like it to start shit in the notes.
#flight of icarus#stranger things#this has happened to me and to so many of my friends and im fucking SICK of it#i didn't even hate the book either!! i thought it was just okay#and yet i STILL get all these book lovers jumping down my throat about things i say about the book#things that - HONESTLY are not even like that scathing!!!!!#like god damn all im asking for is a little BASIC effort from the author and they all think thats me asking for her head on a platter#its NOT#i have no problem with the author#she's whatever to me honestly just a vessel through which the book was given to us#ALSO she is some nebulous blob way outside my orbit. AS IN any critiques i have of her and her work are NOT direct assaults on her???#like i dont fucking KNOW her#im not saying any of this to her face#she is a published writer she should KNOW the risks she is taking when she publishes her writing#not everyone is going to like it! there are going to be people who are critical of it! there are going to be people who hate it!#critiques and pointing out mistakes and wishing for things to have been different is not a fucking direct attack#those things are actually pretty fucking common responses to ANYTHING#and a lot of times theyre actually meant as useful helpful things geared towards improvement and not something to tear someone down with#some people on the internet need to go touch grass and learn how to CRITICALLY THINK again#the world is not as black and white as you think#n e ways. rant over. if you stuck around through all of that kudos to you. i am just. at the end of my rope with this bullshit.
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they really have the gall to say they aren’t biased against byler when these are their reactions to both of these posts:
like c’mon bffr
#byler#not gonna tag this as anti m*leven because the last time i did that my post ended up on the actual m*leven tag#so tumblr clearly can't be trusted#but lol I don't much care for m*levin romantically but it just blows my mind how…#idk…let's say…passionate the st subreddit is about ensuring it's sanctity#like they're always like ‘i have no problem with people who ship byler my problem is with people who want mike to break up with el for him’#and idk it all just seems like a cover for what the actual problem you have against byler:#it's a gay ship involving a character you've projected all your straight fantasies onto (mike) and you feel that#because byler shippers ‘force’ people to admit it will be canon#it says something about your own sexuality#like please touch some grass and work on your homophobia because you can relate to a character who is gay#it's okay#you're not going to magically turn gay if mike ends up being gay#now I'm not saying byler shippers are all little angels btw#(we could probably do better if we just focused on enjoying the ship and the characters instead of arguing with homophobes)#but i definitely think the hate towards byler shippers is queerphobic (it's no secret most of us are queer in some way or another)#where the hate towards m*levin shippers (simply by the fact that it's a straight ship) is just not#and no I don't buy the argument that it's misogynist to want mike to leave el#(as if el's character arc hasn't been intrinsically tied to how misogyny and heteronormativity are#tied together under oppressive systems like the patriarchy#and that her idea of romance and boyfriends under it has been harmful to her independence and sense of self)
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my rage stems from the fact that people continue putting fandom wank, discourse, and anti/purity culture bullshit in the main tags. I don't follow the Leon Kennedy and Res Evil tags so I can read posts about how much you hate me for writing dead dove. "fandom wank" and "fandom discourse" exist as tags FOR A REASON
Also, not for nothing--dead dove content is in the canon of Resident Evil. So if you're anti-dead dove you're a hypocrite for being in the fandom and enjoying the source material. Just FYI.
#joey whines#fandom wank#resident evil salt#if you hate people for writing harmless fiction then you are not mature enough to be here#full stop. if you can't respect don't like don't read/your kink is not my kink and that's okay/don't yuck anyone's yum then leave#i'm so serious. i'm sick and tired of people in a HORROR FANDOM harassing and whining about people writing dead dove#you know what has dead dove content??? RESIDENT EVIL#“Leon wouldn't xyz” yes he would bc i say so#bc it's all make believe. Leon is not a real person#you will not go to Hell for making Leon commit rape or incest in fanfic#Nor will you harm anybody. It's been proven time and time again that media does not influence behavior to a 1:1 ratio.#Violent video games do not make people be violent. Dead dove fanfic does not make people go do horrible things.#If you're an anti or believe in purity culture kindly touch grass and leave dead dove writers alone#It's free to mind your own business <3
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maybe if you got a job youd stop being "demisexual"
babygirl you're sending me this ask from the gay website, where we also dont have jobs You gonna stop sucking dick if I tell you? No? That's okay, I support your dreams of sucking dick, and maybe one day, when you've sucked enough dick, you can move up to eating ass! I believe in you anon, let's go chase our dreams together. I'll chase my art, and you'll chase that ass. Also are you the same cuck from last time? Genuine question.
#ask#answered ask#I genuinely think this is the same cuck from last time#clearly the brain rot hasn't gone away#that's okay#let's go touch grass together anon
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anytime i post about That Elf i feel so annoying as if he's not my pfp like literally "likely place for him to be" scenario imagine being normal
#i just typed up the most unhinged rant/vent thing TWICE and deleted it it was so sick 😭#when you take people hating on a character you like personally bc you projected and are insane#did the same thing with anders and gale a bit too like ohh okay so you hate me too okay alright like can i be normal PLEEK#i almost brought up succession again im in the trenches#this is so touch grass like i swear i touch grass i was just reminded that my birthday is next week so im having a kendall roy moment#(being crazy)#ITS FINE im fine its fine this is the oversharing and being crazy website its fine#i feel so wired tonight idk whats going on im usually very low this time of the month i feel like im about to crash and burn spectacularly#stay tuned for that im sure ill live blog it#.txt#gonna go watch succession out of context videos to calm down
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I have awful stsg brainrot I think about them a lot I’ve read a lot of fanfics I was giggling and kicking my feet when rewatching HI
They live rent free in the deepest corners of my brain
Well not deep enough for me to have dreams about them apparently
Unlike THEM
I’m still in shock about it
#idk if I’ll ever get over that#like wow I really had a whole ass fanfic about them as a dream#okay… alright#time to go touch some grass and watch the birds
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how are there south park fans, how are there south park fans who are also minorities,, what’s wrong with y’all???
#whimsy whispers#hello lgbt people who actually somehow like south park what’s your deal? or other neurodivergent people like y’all too#how are y’all fans of this show#it’s grossly offensive to people of colour jewish people muslim people lgbt people neurodivergent people etc etc etc like#this show is nasty and bad and awful you have bad taste and I don’t trust you#it’s not ‘oh it’s just dark humor’ bitch people who want us dead think it’s okay to want us dead cause shows like this encourage it please#go watch a normal ass show stop watching the racist antisemitic albiest homophobic transphobic cartoon#go outside touch some grass#educate yourself and talk to diverse groups of people and take time to learn more about shit on your own time idk#I’m shaking people#I just overheard someone talkin
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genuinely so shocked that my art got more notes than the meme post... since when has that ever happened jdhfj
#goodmorning i was playing skyblock until. 4am#IVE BEEN DEPRIVED FOR *WEEKS* I WANTED TO PLAY SO BAD#DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO LOG IN AND CHECK ON STUFF MAN IT WAS NOTHING BUT WORK JDJFJH#but it's okay now i can do whatever i want. and also go outside and touch grass since it's warm now :]#and i might pick acnh back up... i wanna catch virtual bugs in preparation for the real bugs#chat
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girl help I can’t stop thinking about the tragedy of the roy family and how succession is a shakespearean capitalist horror story
#okay okay I’m normal#I’m actually going on a day trip and gonna have a little holiday and me time#so that’ll take my mind off my FEELINGS about this fucking show#self care is getting on a train and going somewhere touching grass#succession
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From a self-proclaimed fandom vet (20+ years,) fandom discourse has always/will always be a thing, that's granted... But the way y'all go about it these days is just WRONG.
It's fine to like your ship/favorite characters, it's fine to defend them and the ship you love.... However (I cannot stress this enough,) you don't have to go absolutely fucking FERAL over it. Most of the time these are works of fiction or works that you're not going to have any control over. You don't have to constantly be foaming at the mouth if someone says something bad about your ship/fave characters. You can let people enjoy their own faves, it's okay. I promise it's not even going to effect your own enjoyment! Promise!
I've seen fandoms evolve from the best places for creative people to grow, to literally what they are now, and boy, is that a downward trend. Y'all just get ugly with things immediately now if something's not up to your standard (which probably comes from a fandom that went through YEARS of morphing and shifting, 'awkward teenage years,' if you will.)
IT'S OKAY TO LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS.
"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐
#reblog#like this is coming from someone who wrote a COLLEGE LEVEL ESSAY on why Loki/Tony Stark was a superior pairing#(it was for a class it was a persuasive essay practice it was all for funsies.)#but i also recognized that other ships were valid and okay regardless of whether I agreed or not#y'all just get ugly about it immediately#fucking 'tag poisoning' on AO3 because you're mad a ship exists?#who even does that? do you truly have nothing better to do in your life that THAT'S where you wanna spend your time?#we used to joke about going outside to 'touch grass'#y'all need to touch TREES at this point. grass isn't going to cut it.
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Um... Suar....
On today's list of fandumb fuckery ... @spaaceinvader
Hello turbovirgin that supports projects with actual TERFS on their team despite claiming to be against them, the lackadaisy icon was your first "Red Flag" here but, uh...
You certainly seem to be invading my "Vivziepop Positive Space UWU 🙏" as it were... Gag me!
So why did you just 'like' one of my posts if I'm not welcome? If Vivziepop is the Britney Spears of The Animation Industry, then I'm Kara Fucking Cunntingham Killyoy, bitch! Like, you literally just 'liked' a post where I told y'all to Leave Vivzie Alone, like? Bitch what? You need a screen shot for that too? Like whaaaaaaaat-TAH?! ya' stupid.
And as if Medrano is as bad as She Who Writes behind The Wiznards or, you know... Ze OTHER birdbrain who's work you claim to enjoy so much? Oh, that was rhetorical, don't worry. I'm about to just block you.
No, but I've always really hated the name "Mordecai"... Now delete your blog, put your phone away, go take a long walk behind the rows and get lost. And fuck off so hard that you'll never "interact" with me again thanks. You're not welcome! :D
NOW STEVE? ANDY? FELLAS? PLAY ME OUT ON THIS ONE!
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#Hazbin Hotel#Helluva Boss#hazbin hypocritical#luna replies to people#vivziepop#spaaceinvader#So another insufferable turbovirgin tenderqueer asexual who's only puss puss he's got is the one his icon if he's so “normal” about#being British that the word “Blitz” sends him into a rage and he doesn't wanna boogie to The Ballroom and get laid himself ...#If I assumed the gender I didn't care I didn't actually read the pin so he's his#lackadaisy#icon and still needs to put his phone away okay?#But he seems like the type of#ornithia#tenderqueer#who would get unironically hung up on that “r u assuming” shit too ...#Oh well ...#All my older posts on#ayylmao.tv#getting notes instead of the most recent ones I made about him ... LOL!#anti culture#antis#fantis#fanti culture#anti anti#proship safe#just to piss people off this time lol! <3 X.O#Freaking Abled-Bodied Autistics *GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE* and Touch The Rows growing in the Grass Fields while you're at it! <3#Youtube#fandumb fuckery#fandumb
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I saw someone this morning writing with all their full heart:
"I think we should separate white and black people again"
Dude... I don't know if you are:
A Neo-Nazi in a really good desguise
Or you just need to touch grass
No you are not going to invent segregation 2.0 !
#I disconnected from tumblr and go back to my chores#immediately#after that#you need to#touch grass#you need to calm down#you have the rhetoric of this one Nazi dude on X#segregation#segregation 2.0#I know#for a fact#you probably are a tumblr guy and not a nazi#but you genually spent to much time#online#and you start saying insane shit#that people in the outside world#don't think#or don't say#go in a gay bar#get fucked by a pretty boy girl or trans#come back here happy#okay ?#Thoughts#thought#Judas think
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