#Tom: “Okay have fun uvu”

[baconcolacan]

wgahtt the h ell Stupid idiot 70 year old man. As always, headcanons over yonder

> He wanted to spend his retirement collecting Hatsune Miku Figmas but Tom made him go outside instead > He became an amateur survivalist out of spite and feelings of injustice, but this lead to him eating random shit in the forest without double checking. [Still works for spite reasons, he makes sure Tom finds him poisoned near their house to prove a point] > Right side of his hair is all stiff and curly, bc accident reasons, it was always like that but its much more prominent now > He dyes his hair more often now than he did when he was 40 > The hoop earring he has is his only piercing AND is also the partner earring of Tom's own hoop earring

"Thomas, I frew up"