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You think your life is hard?
Try being a Fairy Tail fan that doesn't like Gruvia, Nalu and Jerza!!
#okay let me explain#i don't like Juvia#i have grown tire of Na/lu its been a decade#i had a crush on jellal and erza as a kid and would get jealous so i never got into the ship lmao#but also#i don't like Rogue with Yukino or Minerva#or Sting with Yuki or Minerva#i also don't like romeo and wendy#or zeref and mavis#... do you see my problem here#send help#fairy tail#ships#oh and i also don't like mira and laxus because mira deserves better#and laxus deserves freed#thats it
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You know you're going to hell when you started looking up the bible fanfics.
#Okay let me explain#In my family my parents are Christian and my siblings and I are not. They do not know that.#As a way to.. I dunno.. Convince us to stay good god fearing Americans they invite us over to watch this show called#the chosen#Yeahh its well made and stuff but it all went downhill when me and my siblings started noticing gay tension in some scenes
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To me all of eden are girls
#okay let me explain#hiyori is a girl we all know that already#ibara is transfem#jun idk what jun has going on but he uses he/she and hes butch. to me.#anddd nagisa is agender and doesn't mind any pronouns
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People really need to stop inviting themselves over to my dorm and then just not leaving like bro I have stuff to do and it’s weird if you’re gonna just sit on the spare bed for literally five fucking hours
#art catastrophe#shit post#okay let me explain#i have this friend who has now made a habit of showing up and inviting himself into my room#my roommate is probably not fond of this and neither am I cause it’s been going on for three weeks#but niether of us can say no to him cause we’re both cursed to be people pleasers#one time I was in a really bad mood and wanted to take a nap to cure my anger and I thought surely he would leave if I went to bed#but I woke up two hours later and there he was????#he’s not friends with my roommate btw so it was probably weird for her but it was especially weird for me cause he like…. stayed????#while I was sleeping????#i dragged him to a bookshop cause that’s what I wanted to do today and he complained the entire time and wanted to go back to my room#but it was still a nice walk and we hung out so I was like#the excursion is over we will go out separate ways now#he went back to my room#and I was like okay bro well I’m not talking to ya cause I’ve got shit to read#and I hoped he’d get bored and leave but it’s been three hours now#and he’s still here#so in total it’s been five hours today and I’m like trying to come up with excuses to get him out of here#like you’re my friend but bro pls
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normal woman with her normal... er. cat.
#ghost trick#''is this human sissel'' ''is this werecat sissel'' ''is he a shapeshifter'' listen i drew this one just because#but. and hear me out here. 9/10 times i draw this design it's actually meant to be an in-universe canon compliant post ending scenario#''how the fuck is that possible'' i need you to let me cook okay I promise the explanation is funny as shit#but tldr i am casting my transgender beam on that cat. the gender just happens to man. in like the human sense#ONE day i will make a series of comics explaining it and post it that is a promise. i made it a task in habitica and everything#but for now take this hotcat#lynne#sissel#ghost trick lynne#ghost trick sissel#ghost trick spoilers#myart
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jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?
dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:
#no hate to jason it’s not his fault bruce is emotionally inept#bruce: ah yes let me take away my teenage son’s coping mechanism that he made to honor his parents#and without asking or telling him give it to a random child i adopted#who has never met him before#and not explain the significance of the name or costume at all#LIKE#HOW TF DID HE THINK THAT WAS OKAY???#dc comics#dc#dcu#batman comics#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#robin#robin!dick#robin!jason#robin!tim#red hood#nightwing#batman
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slight redesign. love her🩻🩸
#mari's art#ok heres everything that changed:#she now has no ears (for reasons i will not explain)#no more midriff!! or any meat in her torso#shoes😙#skeletal hands#greyer skin (for the deader look)#thats p much it ig#Also yay i decided a name for her!!!#marra ebonyx#it was either that or ulia marraigh#ive lost 90% of my study time bc im so fixated on lore#i didnt cover up the writing very well u can still read it if u try#Also nice to see her other post getting attention again!!!!#ok enough yapping bye#original character#my ocs#WAIT LET ME YAP MORE#sooo i was gonna change her pigtails to be horns instead (u can see the previous designs a little there on the side)#bcuz i thought they were too childish looking#but i love them too much so theyre back#aaand basically shes enemies with the grim reaper bcuz shes a necromancer (basically something like that)#OKAY BYE FR
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So, uh, to recap on the ladies of Andor, the pinnacle of progressive writing according to internet consensus:
Bix: After her character consisting only of "good at mechanics", formerly crafty (in the first Ferrix arc) and "traumatised", Bix gains a new character trait this arc - helpless rage and ✨✨✨drug addiction✨✨✨! Goodie. I'm so mad at this arc for her. We never see this woman happy independent of her trauma. We see her make happy for men - the shopkeep, Cassian occasionally, Brasso and co. in the first arc - but the only time we get an unobserved smile is when she gets her big Girlboss Yay Feminism revenge. And the featurette has everyone going "oh this is her moment", "this scene is about her" - IT'S NOT!! It's about Gorst! It's more trauma porn! Her happiness and functionality once again are dependent on men! She couldn't save herself from her trauma - she needed Cassian to help her get the drop on Gorst (and let's ignore how fucking improbable all that is for a moment, how does he even know where Gorst is???), and her happiness is fully dependent on Gorst living or dying. Her character does not EXIST without him this season. Why do we only ever see her take charge of her life to kill her abusers? The only other positive thing she's done for her life this whole season is to clean up the apartment, and she was doing that to *checks notes* hide her drug habit from her overprotective boyfriend. Feminism!! Please don't read this as an indictment of people struggling to cope with trauma, or substance abuse - I'm just so tired of everyone acting like this is such an uplifting, empowering narrative for this character, because I really, really, really don't see it.
Bringing up Maarva and Kerri as people Cassian failed to protect and nothing else is so telling. That's not even what happened! He was abducted as a child, he didn't abandon his sister, and what was he going to save Maarva from? Old age?? But that's their whole narrative purpose to the writers I guess...
Mothma: Well, I know the constant political downward trajectory is her whole thing, but we really spend the whole arc seeing her do nothing but failing to convince other politicians (mostly men) of anything and being made to look like a fool for even bothering. So far all we've given her this season is being too soft and emotional (which, by the way, is why it's a little odd to me they're pinning the same thing on Cassian - why do we need this narrative redundancy here?). And her one "big moment" (read: over thirty seconds of uninterrupted talking) she gets to have this arc is either a front for Kleya's and Luthen's business or a pointless and reckless lashing out at Krennic's overt imperialism and propaganda.
Dedra: Yeah, she's holding all the strings, but in a weird way, her whole narrative is dependent on Syril now, and I have a bad feeling this is all leading up to him being butthurt about being used. It's a great spy storyline, but just like Mothma's part, great as it is, in combo with the deeply uncool treatment of Bix, it starts to feel like an unfortunate pattern.
Cinta: I actually liked her scenes a lot! Especially the scene in the café - it had an interesting ambiguity, for a moment there I was wondering if Cinta was running Vel, getting back with her to keep her on track on someone's orders. I think I may be giving the script too much credit here, given how weirdly stilted the other two romances were handled this arc it might have rather been a case of "the writer really thinks lovers talk that way". But even if it was an accident, I think that would be an interesting feature in the show, because they're the one couple who genuinely seem to be compatible and on the same page about what they want! And I get that they were making a point to get her killed so uselessly, by friendly fire, on accident. But man, this show refuses to give a woman happiness, even for the span of a timeskip. Whenever any of the ladies seems happy or get something she wants for herself, you can already be sure she's about to die or have something incredibly heinous happen to her immediately after. And the execution of that scene pissed me off, because if that scuffle had even just been relocated to the tunnel entrance, I would have bought it. But no, they're in a really wide, mostly empty alleyway, the blaster was mostly pointed at a wall and trapped between the two men wrestling for it, and you don't even see anyone being close behind them, and yet Cinta not only manages to get hit but instantly killed - what are the fucking chances? And yes, it's a metaphor, but again, with the overall bad aftertaste, it feels targeted and cruel at this point. With how little we got to see of Cinta, it really made her death seem like an afterthought. Like Brasso, this could have packed a punch, but we knew so little about her and had seen her even less, so it just fell flat.
My only positives(ish):
Vel: Her character is really growing on me! She has such a nice, well-executed, subtle development compared to most other characters on this show. She's clearly learned from Aldhani, and she's learning from Mothma and Luthen, too, and her resentment at the life she's leading is so beautifully expressed by her last scene: The greatest punishment she can imagine is recruitment to her cause. Because that's what she's doing to this guy. Recruitment. This is on you forever, this is all your life is now, you owe me and everyone whatever you have to make up for this. That's so heartbreaking, and so real. Am I pissed that Vel is constantly and pointedly denied happiness at absolutely every turn? Yeah! But at least for her, it feels like there is a little more agency, because she chose this life, even though she clearly has options. For her, it feels a little more tragic and narratively weighty, and less like a pointless onslaught of misery.
Kleya: I love her so much. And I could (and should) point out that it feels a little shallow to have her be completely reduced to "being the only competent person among men who are losing their shit at all times". We know nothing else about her, other than that she is Girlboss(TM). But, unlike with Bix, we actually see her be outstandingly competent completely on her own merit all the time, and even though the script neglects her, too, there is an implication that she has actively and deliberately sacrificed the rest of herself to be this spymaster - instead of the writers simply forgetting to give her anything more. And I just think Elizabeth Dulau is KILLING IT. In a weird way, Kleya is giving me the power fantasy that most Star Wars gave to little boys. It's not exactly a win for feminism - it's yet another flavour of "women can either be competent and powerful OR express their emotions and be vulnerable with people" - but I do have a soft spot for her, and her moment at the exhibition was the tensest shit I've seen this whole season. Nothing more gripping so far than watching this woman attempt to turn a screw.
#andor spoilers#okay this fully turned into a rant so i guess i will tag this#andor critical#i'm enjoying most of the show a lot but MAN that bix storyline is making me so angry#and not for nothing but her and cassian's relationship is being handled terribly#and I'm not saying that because i am a rebelcaptain girlie#it would have been fine if he had a girlfriend he loved and lost!!! that would have been great he's an adult he gets to have a past!!#but it's so weird. it feels so perfunctory and sterile and EMPTY and i just don't understand how they dropped the ball this hard#also they squandered the perfect narrative resolution of the two of them that would have given BOTH of them some actual development#AND explained why Bix isn't around anymore (without fridging her! for once!!)#just have Cassian find out where Gorst is. And then make him decide to let him live and keep going because he's more useful that way#and make them break up over it!! Because Bix (understandably) can't understand how he could allow this man to continue#and get this: she could have planned her revenge. without his help. and have it actually have narrative weight!!#stop trying to reduce Cassian's self-loathing in R1 to 'guy has killed people' THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT#because it's so heinous but there's a way to make it still the right choice. but also an irreconcilable difference between them#it's so obvious and so neat!!!! why are you leaving that on the table#writing#meta#whyyyy#bix caleen#cinta kaz#mon mothma#vel sartha#kleya marki#dedra meero#tony gilroy#andor
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endless list of otps: (remake) Callum and Rayla, The Dragon Prince
Rayla, I was wrong. I waited too long. I hope you know—I know.
#rayllum#the dragon prince#bc they are the number one for a reason no one will ever be above them#they are the blueprint they are the renaissance#my edits#otp#graphics#otp: it was always her#like bars upon bars. 'you're the most amazing person i've ever met' or 'you did' didn't even make it in here#'i made a promise to the human i love' or like almost any of their hugs#when he gives her his arm to walk across the ice or him decking a man in the face with pure love induced rage#'what are you doing to him?! let him go!' 'that's the dark magic you want. just let her go'#'you don't have to explain or justify anything to me. you can tell me when you're ready'#'it's okay callum. whatever you have to say to me everything will be fine'#'i believe in you' 'okay callum i believe you' 'she believes in me'#'you're too good to feel this bad about yourself. i know that & you should know that' 'you're a good person callum. maybe the goodest'
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Charles Rowland is in love with Edwin Payne Charles Rowland is in love with Edwin Payne Charles Rowland is in love with Edwin Payne Charles Rowland is in love with Edwin Payne Charles Rowland is in love with Edwin Payne Charles Rowland is in love with Edwin Payne Charles Rowland is-
#i'm manifesting trust#I know I'm delusional but just#HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND#if there were to be a second season#I am a firm believer in the 'charles has a bi awakening' arc#listen I understand that there most likely will NOT be a second season and even if there was that would be unlikely but just HOLD ON OKAY#if there is not a second season I will simply#make it up. in my head#...#tada. magic#yeah so this post is mostly about me staring at Charles wide-eyed and somewhat (very) angrily#as he tells Edwin 'cant say I feel the same way'#I smell a fucking LIAR#charles rowland please if I could talk to you for five minutes. please.#let me explain the concept of 'this is not what most heterosexual men do'#and YES there is also the factor of male friendships being heavily emotionally stunted due to societal norms and whatnot but honestly#look me in the eyes#look me.#IN THE EYES#and tell me#that charles rowland is a fucking heterosexual#you cant do it. you cant#these tags went in several directions I was not expecting so uh. yeah.#hello#dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland
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miscellaneous danyal al ghul things
specifically about the danyal al ghul from my post/prompt here and i wanna get my misc. headcanons/thoughts on him (especially in his early stay with the fentons) out here before i make any other danyal al ghul aus
list under the cut because whoops this got longer than i expected. which really i should have expected
the Fentons are unaffiliated with the League, which was perfect for Danny faking his death.
he struggles with empathy. Empathy was not taught nor encouraged while he was with the League, so it's a skill that's been pretty stunted. At 15 he's better at empathizing with people, but he still struggles with it. He's pretty bad at reassuring/comforting people and usually acts as an emotional rubber duck for Sam and Tucker to vent to if need be. He sometimes offers blunt and sometimes mean opinions, especially if its about another person.
Sam and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin, they are however, pretty positive that he used to be part of an eco-fascist cult with a focus on martial arts?? They've been helping him tone down some of his more,,, extreme views on humanity ever since they caught wind of his more extreme ideologies.
He and Sam are still avid environmentalists and feed into each other quite a bit. They spend plenty of time at protests and pestering the school into more eco-friendly options.
Dash is not dead on the sole fact that Danny knew he had to lay low in Amity Park and killing someone was not, in fact, 'laying low'.
he did, however, traumatize him when Dash first tried to bully him. Safe to say, Danny is not bullied at school and neither are Sam and Tucker.
Danny didn't make any friends in his first year at Amity Park. He was surly, grumpy, standoffish, more stubborn than Sam, and pretty self-important about himself. Jazz was trying to teach him against these things, but she is a 12 year old unaffiliated with the League. Danny did not respect her nor listen to a word she said. It wasn't until like, year two that he finally started paying to mind what she was saying and slowly started to improve on himself
Sam approached him first, he rebuffed her quite harshly, and then Danny approached her sometime afterward when he overheard her talking about environmental rights. Sam completely ignored him though when he agreed with her, and Danny had to later learn that he needed to apologize for being rude to her when they first met. He did so eventually, and they started to talk more with Tucker and Sam.
Danny's a bit more reserved than he is in canon, although he steadily learns how to act as a regular teenager when he's out in public. He's a bit more friendlier at least, although when he's around Sam and Tucker he drops the act. He still has a somewhat formal way of talking, it's just become more casual after a lot of ribbing from Sam and Tucker. When he's angry or annoyed he starts talking poshly though.
His humor is relatively the same as in canon, if somehow dryer and more insulting at some points
Those rare moments where he gets really pissed usually ends up with him insulting someone in arabic or any of the other languages he picked up from the league. He is the go-to for Tucker's Spanish homework. (Tucker makes that mistake and learns that Danny is a very strict teacher)
while Danny doesn't view the Fentons as his parents, even five years after living with them, he does respect them to some amount. He respects them enough at least that when Vlad Masters comes sniffing around, he is suitably offended on both Maddie and Jack's behalf. And when he finds out Vlad was the one who tried to kill Jack and tried to tell him to renounce him as his father/parental guardian, danny threw a suitably sharp object at him and insulted him quite horrendously
Vlad still wants him as his kid. In fact perhaps even moreso after this.
Danny trains with Maddie to keep up with his training. It's not quite the same but it prevents him from getting completely rusty
Sam and Tucker know that Danny has a little brother, but nothing else beyond that other than Danny cares about him quite a lot and that he got his facial scar from keeping him safe.
Danny cares about Sam, Tucker, and Jazz quite a bit, but he struggles to convey it. Especially early on when he realized he cared about them and like instinct started being harsher to them and more critical of their actions. This resulted in quite a few arguments with Sam and Tucker and Jazz until he got sat down and told outright that the way he was treating them wasn't okay. It's a process he's still trying to unlearn even at 15. He has become kinder towards them as a result, and has begun looking for what they did right rather than what they did wrong.
He harbors a lot of guilt over how he treated Damian in the League, and its a pretty big conflict he has with himself since he's torn between telling himself it was for the best to make sure Damian survived the League, and feeling like crap over how harsh/critical of Damian he was and realizing that he probably could have come up with a better way of training him despite being a child himself at the time. Danny comes to the realization that more than anything, that he just wants to apologize.
His ghost form, specifically is outfit, is a combination of his hazmat suit and his uniform from the league, and he carries a sword with him. He also doesn't know how to react to Dani, honestly. Although it is fair to say that he figures out she's a clone instantly because of her whole 'I'm your third cousin once removed' thing and he freaks out. She spills the beans pretty quickly after that. And Danny is pretty skittish around her - or the equivalent of skittish. Her being younger than him kinda reminds him of Damian, so he's uncomfortable by her presence but learns to warm up to her.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc headcanons#dp x dc headcanons#danyal al ghul: exists#me: lets give him emotional constipation :) as a treat#older brother danny#sam+tucker: dude... were you part of a cult???? danny: excuse me? sam+tucker: were you. part of a cult#danny: it was not a *cult--* sam+tucker: oh my god you were part of a cult. that explains sO MUCH#danny is pr morally grey even at 15. he's starting to get the hang of this 'human life' thing though! he thinks.#but he is still the embodiment of that tiktok audio 'why dont we just kill these fucking people' even if he keeps it to himself sometimes#sam+tucker+jazz: dont litter danny: yes of course thats obvious s+t+j: okay then dont *kill* danny: now you've lost me#danny nearly stabbed dash when they first met. more accurately he nearly took off his finger like the train scene from the mummy movie 2#with alex and that big guard guy who stabbed the table in between his fingers. “woah.” “Tt. i missed”#late night starry posts#not proof read and thus there will prolly be mistakes
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I can’t be bothered to finish these properly so here you go :’)
#Blanche looks Tall here oopsie#it’s just the pose I swear#Blanche is still 🤏🏻 teeny tiny. it’s so important she’s so important#okay but real talk …#ever since dorothy dipped rose that one time I’ve thought about someone dipping dorothy and well#i can explain …#anyway enjoy !!! they’re so married I’m so mad these angles didn’t let me draw their rings!!#<- let it be known those rings are THERE#the golden girls#blanche devereaux#dorothy zbornak#Blanche/Dorothy#blanche x dorothy#golden wives#<- speaking of. let it also be known that I am still a hardcore golden wives shipper#but also that it is impossible for me to find poses & such to draw all three of them in 😭#anyway the three of them are married matching rose shaped rings with respective colours and designs#many thoughts my head is full of them constantly
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nobody will ever know how much this episode means to me.
#carol peletier#the walking dead#twd#lydia twd#they both let go of something so profound that day#but the way carol was about to end it all really fucks with me#and heals me at the same time#idk i cant explain it#it reminds me of myself a lot and i think thats why its so precious to me#but lydia saved her#and I'll never not cry my eyes out at this#even though carol lowkey blamed her for Henry's death - lydia put that aside and saved her#okay I'm going to stop now#10 x 16#a certain doom
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If you called Minthara “Minthy” to her face, you would be walking back to your tent going “I don’t want to talk about it.”
#Minthara#listen I totally get cute nicknames for characters#but sometimes I see them and can’t help but think#that character would NOT let you call them that if they knew#calling Shadowheart shart is a one was ticket to getting guiding bolted…#provided it hits of course#Astarion would NOT know what to do if you gave him a nickname#that man would be trying to act so suave but would be blue screening on the inside#Lae’zel would launch into the importance of githyanki naming culture#but would say some shit like ‘this fay-run custom is admirable. the shortening of names#in order to quickly and precisely communicate is worthwhile#you may proceed in calling me ‘law’#bg 3#everyone else would probably be okay with a nickname#Minsc MIGHT be confused#but then boo would of course#explain what’s happening
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One of the most devastating facts about life is that I can't keep a snow leopard as a pet :(



#why make them so fluffy.. and cuddly.. and silly.. and cute just to make them un-pettable :(#it's okay maybe one day i can land the job that let's you burp snow leopard cubs (delusional)#these creatures give me so much joy i can't explain it#harmonysan.txt
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“In another life, I loved you right.”
“In another life, you loved me at all.”
Tag your ship(s).
#okay i’ll start off uhhhh lets see here#griddlehark#you have to imagine the vibes with me harrow as the first and gideon as the second just IMAGINE lemme cook here#bumbleby#but specifically during their V5 divorce arc bc All That Matters owns my ass#‘the one thing that I can count on is that I cant count on you’? YEAAHHH I LOVE FLUFFY BEES BUT WWHEEWWW THEIR BREAKUP ERA WAS SO GOOD TOO#rosebird#do I really need to explain? raven as one summer as two is the obvious route BUT imagine summer as one and raven as two#now. now thats POWERFUL oh the implications#schneewood forest#wondercheetah#tyzula#THE GIRLS WHO GET IT!!! GET IT!!!#white raven#yeah this one’s obvious if you know you know#lightcannon#okay. jinx as one and lux as two. but then flip them and watch the world burn IYKYK!!!!#harlivy#again imagine the specific vibes of Ivy continuously offering her heart to the ONE (1!) human she’s vulnerable to#vs Harley continuously running back to the joker bc she cant break the cycle of abuse like. LIKE AGAIN ITS A VERY SPECIFIC VIBE#rwby#the locked tomb#tlt#nevermore webtoon#i cant think of anything else rn uhhh oops all sapphics
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