#okay i'll stop now lol

[taergalive]

A collection of incorrect Radioapple quotes because I have a problem and I'm making it yours

Lucifer, talking to Alastor on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Alastor: You bet! Lucifer: At what temperature? Alastor: 535. Lucifer: That's the clock. Alastor: Lucifer: Alastor: 536. -- Lucifer: Alastor was banned from the buffet, so we had to go out of town to get some. Alastor: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Lucifer: Alastor, you ate the chef. -- Alastor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Lucifer: Twelve, actually. Alastor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Lucifer: Yours! Alastor: That's right, no one's. -- Lucifer: Okay, truth or dare? Alastor: Truth Lucifer: How many hours have you slept this week? Alastor: Alastor: ...Dare Lucifer: Go to bed. Alastor: I don’t like this game. -- Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! -- Lucifer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Alastor: Only if you also don't ask why Alastor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: This one is fine -- Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Alastor: Alastor: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Scenario - Old Man Solomon

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Based off Solomon's distaste for being called old

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*MC and Solomon during a study session*

MC : I think I have an old man kink

Solomon : Oh? What makes you say that? Which old man are you attracted to?

MC : *stares directly at Solomon* I’m looking at him

Solomon : I’m not sure whether I should feel insulted or turned on right now.

MC : You can feel both, ya know? ¬‿¬

~ Later on ~

Solomon : I bet an old man could never have that kind of stamina. So would you like to retract your earlier statement, MC?

MC : You know Viagra is a thing, right? From my understanding, it's actually quite popular among the senior community since it's specifically designed for old men to keep their libidos at peak performance levels. Or did you forget that because you're going senile? ;)

Solomon : …I’m neither senile nor old, certainly not to the point of needing performance enhancers.

MC : Sure thing, Sololdmon

Solomon : *smiles* It's awfully cruel of you to tease me so much, MC. On an unrelated note, would you like to stay for dinner?

MC : Sorry, my palette goes beyond just formula and Gerber.

Solomon : Are you referring to baby food now?

MC : *on their way out of the room* Now you make sure to go straight to bed after you finish eating. A young boy such as yourself needs a proper amount of sleep, otherwise you'll be cranky all day tomorrow.

[fatass-adam]

For someone who doesn't like my writing I don't see my follower count going down...

Keepin me as a little guilty pleasure~?

[biblically-accurate-dca]

first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)

i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo

i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!

[leedollop]

"Wait, what are you saying? Let me get this straight. You go down there to celebrate Christmas with those poor souls?"

"You didn't know?"

"Whoops."

"Guess the reindeer's out of the bag."

"What's the big deal?"

Not me and my mom changing the lyrics of You Didn't Know to be a joke about people putting up Christmas decorations in November, to the point Adam's line changed to, "Why hide the fact that you're a Christmas freak just like us!"

Hazbin Hotel AU where the exorcists don't come down to kill people but to celebrate Christmas when it isn't Christmas time and the people of Hell just want to celebrate Halloween in peace lol.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Listen, I love OC x Canon as much as the next guy, maybe even MORE than the next guy ever could, but Stanley Pines would NOT date a person that looks like they're in their first year of College.

I'm sorry, but he wouldn't. MAKE YOUR OC MORE AGE APPROPRIATE RIGHT. NOW. 👇😠

[narryffdreaming]

[spinnysocks]

the frenemies of all time

it was so hard to find pictures of them in the same shots 😭 they're in the same scenes all the time but not the same shots- i think it's actually a purposeful choice by the animators to show they're not actually allied, which i think is cool

[jittersbitters]

So, I recently started rewatching Arcane S1 to fill the hole in my soul(lovejayvik tho, that completed me for like 10 minutes) after what ever was S2 and got a little carried away after reading some really good fics on this website.

I also finished watching Superstore and Bridgerton so its been a spiraling thanksgiving week,

Anyway, I know I said Matt Murdock was coming but I got really distracted... So here is a part of a draft scene in a viktorxreader smut fic set during his earlier academy years (and eventually into the series events? if I can manage that long) I wanna post soon.

I tried to shift my thigh away, looking up at him, surprised by his boldness - his hand following after. A flush of warmth settled in my stomach, mixed emotions bubbling up my throat as I struggled to swallow them back down. I could feel the intensity of his gaze as I quickly looked back to my paper. Viktor turned his hand over, tapping a gentle rhythm on the top of my thigh like he was playing piano. “If you just needed a little motivation,” he started, leaning close as if studying my notes. His taps slowly moved to drag up and down, callouses start to scrap the goose flesh building up as he made sure to linger along the hem of my skirt's slit. His intentions were unmistakable. “Then all you need to do is pay attention and write your notes.” I could only swallow hard, aware of the game we'd been playing over the past few months. The exchanged glances, light touches, the foot games, the playful teasing. It all began the day he took my pen, and since then, the tension had only grown, with neither of us trying to pull back, but rather escalate it. He kept tapping my thigh, expectantly waiting for my response or a sign. I glanced at Viktor again; his golden eyes sparkled with wanton glee, sending my heart racing as I thought of the possibilities and the ramifications of being caught. We rarely interacted outside this room, so I wondered what the harm could be... right?

I felt a little freaky and missed the old Vik.

Tell me what you think. Either way its being finished and written with hopefully at least 3 parts in total. I think it will be called 'The Long Game' or 'With Sugar & Spice"

Edit: it's up yall. Here

[kitkatsgalore]

you have my soul, you have my heart ♡

[teacolouredink]

Hey long time no post! :D It's been a hot minute for sure lol but I'm back in full swing this weekend for grand festival 🩷💚 I decided to take on the ever so ambitious (for me lol) project of drawing all the idols over the next few days omg.. Am I ever gonna get to playing turf wars?? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ anw the squid sisters are up first YAYY!! And hopefully Pearl and Marina tomorrow, fingers crossed I can keep this going!!

[mutxnts]

don't call it a comeback, i been here for years

(flashing cw)

[evevoli]

i accidentally conned my way into an autism clinic referral by offhandedly mentioning that i think i might have it to my doctor last week and this is about how the entire interaction felt

[katebeckets]

Emily’s Follower Appreciation Event 🌷 ⤷ 🎨  lemon breeland + color palette

#faf9bf / #f4e3d4 / #f0cfc9 / #f2bfc7

for @lemonbreelnd ♡ 

[spotaus]

So this might seem like a weird question, and this IS going anonymously because of it BUT

How many characters in New Age would be able to describe the taste of human flesh.

I feel like with the provided backstory, Killer could be a candidate for it, and I wouldn't be surprised if Nim had some sort of whim at some point even though I'm pretty sure you said they were vegetarian but I could have hallucinated that or smth

You can very much ignore this if you feel uncomfortable with it, btw. I just find this interesting

Hi anon, this ask is unhinged abd I love it SO dearly, please feel free to send more if you get the urge 💖 this is actually something exciting I hadn't even thought about! So... let's see who all I can list off for this idea...

-> Killer. Like u said Anon, I think he IS the most likely candidate! I don't think that it's a meal he'd have eaten often, nor would he openly joke about it, but I think that somewhere like the Temple where he was raised, or on the streets after he left Chara (the Black Market wasn't picky-) would be where it happened.

-> Nim. Oh. Yeah. She would've, I'm sure. (Also tbf I have no idea if I said that or not, my memory is SO bad, I'd probably have to check w/ Ancha lol- but for this let's imagine she's not.) I don't think anyone would be able to convince her if she knew what it was up-front (she thinks humans are lesser, but kinda in the way ppl don't usually think of brown bears as a food source?) But she's definitely had it before. 'Exotic cuts' that she never bothered to fact check lmao. Fancy and expensive, so she bought them!

-> Dust. Now, this one is a little weird, but I have good reason! Dust has a reputation to uphold when he's a crime lord, and has to get along with leaders of other crime branches to keep his power AND keep the lines running. One of the other kingdoms (which I'm establishing is basically full of shape-shifters which eat human flesh) was a prime source of income for Dust because they had a LOT of animal meat they weren't harvesting. In meetings, well, sometimes the meal involved the dishes of that kingdom, so human flesh! (He will NOT admit it didn't taste bad.)

-> Fresh. And no, not for the reason he'd normally know lmao. I think that Fresh's connection with the beasts (which I now realize are kinda stand-ins for his furby collection-) leads some of then to bring him gifts! And he lives usually out in the wilderness so a hunt is a hunt, y'know? Monsters are off-limits but like. If the beast brings him *just* the meat? He takes his chances abd hopes it's not People. (Some of it is, and he knows it, he could definitely identify it if given to him 🙏)

-> Reaper. He's not proud of it anymore, but back in the day when he was the general? Bringer of Death? Yeah, he ate a guy once. Used it as a fear tactic against their enemies, which in his defense DID work. But he wouldn't do it again. He would recognize the taste tho!

Soooo..... 5 of the New Age characters would be able to describe the taste of human flesh! (At least for the main cast lol-)

I do have honorary mentions though.

-> Ink: Has bitten people enough to *probably* have an idea of the taste.

-> Geno: Tried to do it "for science" when he was in the academy working on decay magic. (He reversed the decay enough that the flesh was fresh, he was curious!) He was told that if he did they'd suspend him, so he missed his opportunity :(

-> Cross: Can't tell you about the taste of flesh, but human blood used to get into his mouth all the time when he worked in his old kingdom, so he could tell you about that instead!

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Okay you know why I keep saying that I hate how vivziepop's characters sometimes tell other vivziepop characters to kill themselves, but I'll never explicitly mind that because at this point it's just a byproduct and reflection of the way fandumb spaces have treated both Medrano and each other in the actual harsh realities of cyberspace and even beyond that?

Well...This is just another surreal example of that and I am so proud of Medrano for making fun of you.