#okay i'll stop now lol

[taergalive]

A collection of incorrect Radioapple quotes because I have a problem and I'm making it yours

Lucifer, talking to Alastor on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Alastor: You bet! Lucifer: At what temperature? Alastor: 535. Lucifer: That's the clock. Alastor: Lucifer: Alastor: 536. -- Lucifer: Alastor was banned from the buffet, so we had to go out of town to get some. Alastor: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Lucifer: Alastor, you ate the chef. -- Alastor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Lucifer: Twelve, actually. Alastor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Lucifer: Yours! Alastor: That's right, no one's. -- Lucifer: Okay, truth or dare? Alastor: Truth Lucifer: How many hours have you slept this week? Alastor: Alastor: ...Dare Lucifer: Go to bed. Alastor: I don’t like this game. -- Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! -- Lucifer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Alastor: Only if you also don't ask why Alastor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: This one is fine -- Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Alastor: Alastor: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*

[nerdy-talks]

Obey Me! Scenario - Old Man Solomon

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Based off Solomon's distaste for being called old

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*MC and Solomon during a study session*

MC : I think I have an old man kink

Solomon : Oh? What makes you say that? Which old man are you attracted to?

MC : *stares directly at Solomon* I’m looking at him

Solomon : I’m not sure whether I should feel insulted or turned on right now.

MC : You can feel both, ya know? ¬‿¬

~ Later on ~

Solomon : I bet an old man could never have that kind of stamina. So would you like to retract your earlier statement, MC?

MC : You know Viagra is a thing, right? From my understanding, it's actually quite popular among the senior community since it's specifically designed for old men to keep their libidos at peak performance levels. Or did you forget that because you're going senile? ;)

Solomon : …I’m neither senile nor old, certainly not to the point of needing performance enhancers.

MC : Sure thing, Sololdmon

Solomon : *smiles* It's awfully cruel of you to tease me so much, MC. On an unrelated note, would you like to stay for dinner?

MC : Sorry, my palette goes beyond just formula and Gerber.

Solomon : Are you referring to baby food now?

MC : *on their way out of the room* Now you make sure to go straight to bed after you finish eating. A young boy such as yourself needs a proper amount of sleep, otherwise you'll be cranky all day tomorrow.

[enne-uni]

(Words are very difficult, I absolutely agree.) It's so sweet of you to google that, thank you!! :D

I think your profile pic is to blame for me also thinking bear about you (except a polar bear). Otherwise I think a hedgehog is also pretty fitting. Or squirrel. I can't choose.

[biblically-accurate-dca]

first meetings (bonus panel under the cut!!)

i didnt wanna add it to the main post bc it's a different size and it would mess up the format lmaooo

i think about these two a lot i think they could be really fun together in several ways. monty golf is right next to the daycare after all!!

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Listen, I love OC x Canon as much as the next guy, maybe even MORE than the next guy ever could, but Stanley Pines would NOT date a person that looks like they're in their first year of College.

I'm sorry, but he wouldn't. MAKE YOUR OC MORE AGE APPROPRIATE RIGHT. NOW. 👇😠

[books-books-smolderinglooks]

🧡❤️🧡

[narryffdreaming]

[spinnysocks]

the frenemies of all time

it was so hard to find pictures of them in the same shots 😭 they're in the same scenes all the time but not the same shots- i think it's actually a purposeful choice by the animators to show they're not actually allied, which i think is cool

[kitkatsgalore]

you have my soul, you have my heart ♡

[leedollop]

"Wait, what are you saying? Let me get this straight. You go down there to celebrate Christmas with those poor souls?"

"You didn't know?"

"Whoops."

"Guess the reindeer's out of the bag."

"What's the big deal?"

Not me and my mom changing the lyrics of You Didn't Know to be a joke about people putting up Christmas decorations in November, to the point Adam's line changed to, "Why hide the fact that you're a Christmas freak just like us!"

Hazbin Hotel AU where the exorcists don't come down to kill people but to celebrate Christmas when it isn't Christmas time and the people of Hell just want to celebrate Halloween in peace lol.

[teacolouredink]

Hey long time no post! :D It's been a hot minute for sure lol but I'm back in full swing this weekend for grand festival 🩷💚 I decided to take on the ever so ambitious (for me lol) project of drawing all the idols over the next few days omg.. Am I ever gonna get to playing turf wars?? ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ anw the squid sisters are up first YAYY!! And hopefully Pearl and Marina tomorrow, fingers crossed I can keep this going!!

[mutxnts]

don't call it a comeback, i been here for years

(flashing cw)

[evevoli]

i accidentally conned my way into an autism clinic referral by offhandedly mentioning that i think i might have it to my doctor last week and this is about how the entire interaction felt

[saradesuchiha]

i drew this for u @your-internetfriend bc u believed in me 😤

[graciehart]

Emily’s Follower Appreciation Event 🌷 ⤷ 🎨  lemon breeland + color palette

#faf9bf / #f4e3d4 / #f0cfc9 / #f2bfc7

for @lemonbreelnd ♡ 

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Okay you know why I keep saying that I hate how vivziepop's characters sometimes tell other vivziepop characters to kill themselves, but I'll never explicitly mind that because at this point it's just a byproduct and reflection of the way fandumb spaces have treated both Medrano and each other in the actual harsh realities of cyberspace and even beyond that?

Well...This is just another surreal example of that and I am so proud of Medrano for making fun of you.