#okay guys so i was doing an assignment
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Hawks🦅🦅🦅
but Figure Skater AU lets goooo
#my hero academia#bnha#fanart#hawks#keigo takami#pretty bird boi#okay guys so i was doing an assignment#gotta design a sport magazine cover#and my group chose hanyu yuzuru#AND I JUST THOUGHT KEIGO WOULD BE A LOVELY SKATER#you know the famous mysterious handsome skillful guy =))#definitely stealing hearts#also slaying on the ice#and this is just a color sketch guys no more rendering bc i haven't design his costume yet#i love how the color turned out :')
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Im soooo weak to when Bond is like casually being used or exploited at his expense for some ostensible Greater Good except the situation doesn't HAVE to come to that, not really, and he's so inured and even numb to it that he barely pays it any mind; meanwhile, Q absolutely minds and is very indignant on his behalf and works overtime to like either try to avert or forestall the situation before it gets to the point where Bond has to dig his own claws into more of his soft underbelly to offer up on the sacrificial alter of politics of all tawdry things, or to manufacture a way in which he does the needless "needful" so as to spare Bond at least one unnecessary additional wound upon his psyche.
bonus if Bond finds out and maybe after being angry or indignant about it - I don't need you to do my job for me, Q, this is what I'm here to do - and either Q tells him/lets slip or he deduces that like, this isn't Q thinking he can't get the job done, this is Q finding him precious and worthy of protecting, and like. he's just very in awe of that and does in fact feel very safe and cherished within the cradle of his Quartermaster's regard
#00q#of like... yes it's constant surveillance. but also it's like. constantly having a companion & constantly having an all-seeing eye#looking out for you and reaching out to influence your life#I'd imagine it's very like religion (*puts a Bond thought bubble on this*)#it's the Take Me to Church-ism of it all#lmao I didn't start this off as a web-weaving but now I'm weaving it into a web#but yeah in this fic - looked it up it's Playing the Part - this other rando agent is like. is he in your ear rn? the Quartermaster?#and the guy is like. I don't know how you handle it‚ being under his watch all the time. I know he's supposed to be your guardian angel but#I hope I never come to his attention‚ I don't want him to care enough to know a thing about me.#and it's sooo so interesting in the context of Q and this like. pathological need for omniscience we often assign him#cuz yeah it COULD be very oppressive and overbearing#but like. I think it complements Bond's Ambiguous Disorders a lot bc it WOULD read to Bond as Caring#like so much of his life doesn't belong to himself anyway so a lot of the puppeting is old hat#but what a novelty to have someone who does it not because they want something from him or because of what he can do for them#but because they care so deeply about *him* as to want to do right by him and look out for his well-being#also sidebar'ing back but like there's a lot stupid about Business English but 'do the needful' is probably one of if not THE dumbest thing#I've ever heard or seen in my life. like. absolute epitome of garbage bullshit bureaucracy-speak nonsense and I know I'm getting into dicey#territory cuz despite whatever origin it may have had it's seen more today as an Indianism. but still like in and of itself it's such#a dumb phrase. and speaks to such a height of bureacracy & it's like. you don't have to say it like that. there are other words you can use#okay anyway. back to 00q#somehow I've brought this into 'blasphemy but make it sexy. as a treat' lmao but yeah... Q as Bond's wrathful & jealous God....#WAIT another web weaving. Ulysses when Bond is like. no not a guardian angel. Q is his patron deity his household god. mm yes *chefs kiss*
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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#OFFING MYSELF WHY AM I SO STUPID OMG#at my chem recitation and there’s this guy i recognize from my success course last sem but i had the feeling he didn’t like me#it was just vibes you know what i mean#typing this from the bathroom rn there’s this girl sighing next to me ugh she knows what’s up oh nvm she’s shitting i gotta go#okay i’m out now so I SIT NEXT TO HIM BC I GOT ASSIGNED THERE#AND HE HANDS ME THE SIGN IN SHEET AND WE’RE ASSIGNING OURSELVES INTO TWO TEAMS#he wrote his name and i thought he hated me so i put my name in the other team. guess what i was supposed to do. not that#so we had to erase EVERYONE’S NAMES bc of ME and he was so nice about it 😭😭😭😭😭#i talk really quiet and he couldn’t hear me bc he’s hard of hearing so he leaned in and AGAHAHG HE LOOKS LIKE HAWKS IF HE WAS A SURFER#so then i sat there feeling sorry and frazzled the whole time#we’re in the same major and everything he said he’s great at bio but awful at chem and i’m the opposite#so now i have to do my makeup 3/4 days of the week bc i don’t have class on fridays#i love making good decisions and having reasonable priorities#and i have to get good at bio or i will be so embarrassed#i thought men didn’t exist in my major
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I love doing the occasional pollux art bc I miss him v dearly, but it’s fun and nice to see likes bc it feels like a chorus of people going look at him go!!
#the funny guy!!#I wanna draw him and Ortega but also just. itfjfjfjcifjfuv my funny guy#his fashion has grown to include long skirts w chunky boots and I’m here for it#long denim + corduroy skirts. the heavy closer to the skin ones#and chunky boots w big heels to make him taller#he sure can gender in a way#okay to be fair he also hates Ricardo as much as Julia for doing the gender thing so much better than him#he just also hates his puppet for the same things#he hates castor bc she’s pretty and he hates himself for keeping her pretty#and he hates that he feels like he has to be that way with her#bc he cannot get out of the trap of the self imposed sense of gender#bc the terrible thing w knowing ur a construct w human gender feelings is that it sits in opposition to the gender the construct#has been assigned bc it’s easy#gender and humanity are so. linked in Pollux’s brain it’s so stupid and silly of him#he also keeps castor nice bc if she is nice there is some reward to be had there will be a reward for doing the gender correctly yeah?#stupid mf w the reward system in his brain all messed up#anyway I lovbe ppl who love pollux
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ffxii truly a game that i have never once finished a single playthrough of in less than like four years, but is simply so fuck-around-in-able that i do pull it out every couple years to play for ten hours and then not touch again for three years
#going through my zodiac age saves like okay so i played this for a month in 2017 and then for a week in 2020#on the same save file. still only got to just before archades#opened the file stumbled around beat a boss assigned my lingering few secondary classes now i'm going to go do some hunts#until i get bored again in a week. see you in 2027 balthier#im too lazy to start this game over but i do miss larsa. larsa my little guy with an evil brother
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imagining ur comfort character with you doesnt have to be emotional or serious sometimes youre dragging a warhammer character into studying for a computer science exam
#ramblings#WHYD I REALISE I CAN JUST TALK TO THE LITTLE GUYS IN MY HEAD ABOUT THIS#THE DAY OF THE EXAM#MY TEACHER SAYS 'oh just practice in front of a mirror' BUT I HATE THAT BECAUSE ITS EMBARRASSIGN#I TALK TO MY GUYS ALL THE TIMEEEEE#me: okay so dhcp is a protocol that automatically assigns ip addresses to devices that enter its network so you dont have to do it manually#the warhammer blorbos (visibly shaking): WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTTT#me: and computers are kind of stupid (dont tell the admech) and communicate differently from us#they work with ips while we prefer domain names so we have dns to make sure we connect to the right ip addresses when we use domain names#them: WHAT. WHAT#i love my little dystopian fantasy fantasy guys masquerading as scifi imagining them learning about networking is incredible
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im so sick of embarrassment and anxiety being kind of in control of ?my entire life? at this point
#when someone maturely points out a behavior of mine they are politely asking me to stop doing or is even just checking to make sure im ok#i burst into tears#and no one is more bothered about that than me IM SO SICK OF CRYING OVER NOTHING#IM SO SICK OF MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL#IM SO SICK OF BEING COMPLETELY UNABLE TO REGULATE MY FEELINGS#Is it repression when i try to cheer myself up or is it wallowing in self pity when i just let myself cry#is it proof of decent willpower and self motivation skills that i can and will make myself do something i Don't Fucking Want To Do#or am i just not taking care of myself#secret: its the second thing but the REAL problem is that i need to be okay with it#it needs to not be a problem#i love doing mock trial but all the stress around it makes me want to quit but we're so close to regionals and i cant do that to the team#and i hate that i want to quit and i hate that the reason im not quitting is because im afraid of being embarrassed by doing so#and i hate myself andmy feelings and my irresponsibility and im still just half-assing my assignments#and i have a lot of casual friends but i know for a fact im not anyones best friend im not anyones favorite friend and#i want people to ask me to hang out but im worried that if i dont then it looks like im not interested but im worried that#if i do it too much i look desperate and like im imposing myself and like im . well this phrasing is painful for other reasons but#im scared of acting like im closer friends with someone than they think we are#and i dont know where the line is and i dont know what to do or what to say all i know how to do is make small talk and#exaggerate my facial expressions and tell a stupid fucking joke every 3 seconds#i like my life but im so fucking sick of the fact that *im* the one living it#i dont even want to be someone else i just want to be a version of myself thats not a fucking loser#who can actually put effort into assignments without wanting to throw my laptop out the window#who can be normal about other people#who doesn't have the dumbest fucking anxiety disorder ever#who consistently memorizes the stuff i need to know and can improvise on the fly#who's not an embarrassment to my team and also That One Guy They Keep Letting Hang Out With Us For Some Reason to my friendgroups#who can answer questions in class without looking like a suckup and also does it the right amount to make an impression but not enough to b#embarrassing#who can FUCKING talk to someone instead of making a vent post on *tumblr dot com*#for fucks sake i even wish i didnt use tumblr so much. maybe if i could get into a different social media that's normal i wouldn't be so
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I hit a roadblock of my mental and physical health being tampered with because school is teaming up with my rather newly prescribed adhd meds so I'm having a hard time actually indulging in making anything cause of my school assignments looming over my head- I love procrastination guys!!!
School is over in one month I can do this 😞😞😞
#no cause why do i have to rapidly lose weight + having shitty appetite just so i can sit my ass down and write on an assignment#without 3 different songs in my head#its okay guys its just god (miranda) trolling me ill get over it in 5 to 7 business days!!!#resident lover#i love daniela
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augh I have to do homework for three separate classes when we get home from the laundromat

#well. okay. I (phoenix) won't be doing the homework#that's Not My Job and I am not built for it (in terms of like. my role and function as an individual alter) so ✨#theon and luca can have fun with that :)#poor luca got ousted from being the Bussing Guy because it was extremely triggering for him and he's a hardcore fight part#so that was not gonna work when he would get triggered into a murderous and barely restrained rage twice a day.#not in terms of energy and not in terms of avoiding an assault charge#so now that's theon's job. as is most homework#with the exception of our math course 💀 that's luca's new job#and he apparently was doing homework from 5 pm to almost midnight last night 🙃🙃🙃 my brain is fried and we didn't even fully finish#the assigned problems#blegh. just blegh.
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if ur "hear me out"s include human characters i'm assuming u have absolutely no idea what ur doing and have misunderstood the assignment completely
#personally i do not have any which is why i havent taken part#u put a human in front of me & im like. this is just Some Guy. this is not a Statement let alone a risky one#people into mlp in that way are making a bigger statement than u. & theyre barely making one either#its just some guy u can just say u think theyre hot its okay ur the only one judging urself#i just saw someone use a bug a literal pixel insect as their hear me out & im like FINALLY someone who understands the assignment#unfortunately im a normie so i dont get to participate :/#that angels a human shes literally just some guy thats not a statement#the closest to a nonhuman chara i can even think of is like. teacher from totsukuni#but 1) i have zero interest in fucking him and 2) he's basically human save for his head. i wouldnt count him#an eo monster maybe but im not really a monster fucker. i'll sit this out myself but i will judge others for saying humans#its a hear me out bc its something u wouldnt want to say to most people#u pulling up a character that u could feasibly pass by in a convenience store & not think twice about is not it#im not really pressed about this this is so nothing to me but its like. some of u dont Understand#like the people who make the 'im not calling u good girl that [thing] was shit" memes without realizing the og was praise kink#apparently that wasnt clear to everyone. but it does make those a bit funnier to me when they clearly didnt know#u can play hear me out with me in my ask box if u want but know im terminally demisexual#so my response will be based more so on if i think u understood the assignment than actually agreeing with u
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French Jumpscare warning
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#seras victoria#pip bernadotte#a#vids#biblically accurate pip (French)#thank you cocolacola for supporting the Radiohead seras agenda she’s getting assigned karma police whether it’s actually logical or not#brain’s conflicted because on one hand I need to maintain continuity in how I draw characters but then if I do make changes#does that fuck up the old stuff? idk lolsies#pip seems like the kind of guy who would’ve loved I spy books#(<— ignoring the fact he would not have been a toddler when the first one was released sorry pip guess it sucks to suck)#pip seems like a blur kinda guy. wait shit what’s my silly little French bad uhhhh fuck#Big Soul!!! they’re fun I haven’t listened to them in a while so I don’t feel like a reliable source to be like this fucks or not#the cover for their first album is silly she’s a little insane but that’s okay
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Please god, can someone give me the strength to write ANOTHER 900 word essay in German, I DON'T WANNA I DONT WANNA PLEASE NO
#disliking this course more than i thought i would#oh yes german linguistics!!! okay!!! sure i love that!!!#and then my grade is dependent on literally only writing assignments#i actually want to die. this brings me soooooooo much fucking pain#i just really despise the whole idea of it#you put a bunch of people in one class with differing skill level#and then make them all write 900 word essays in a language theyre not 100% on yet#and the content is soooo much just him rambling in class IN GERMAN !#and not all of it is on the slides so fuck if i remember#and even if i did remember its so much me trying to focus on catching what hes saying than actually absorbing it#and the topic even if i was writing in english would make me struggle#and you guys know!! im great at rambling!! BUT NOT AUF DEUTSCH#and then. when you finally finish slaving over this fucking disaster of a paper#you submit it. and his only comment is just: sehr gur gemacht.#yeah why the fuck would i feel the need to burn myself like this +#only to get feedback that feels like he only looked at the word count and nothing else#like not even going to correct my grammer or???? what am i learning other than writing the same kind of bs sentences over and over#i despise word count essays btw#youre not really writing for quality youre writing for quantity#bcs if the only real outline you get is that you hit the word count then why do i give any shit about the quality of it#like i submitted a paper for my other class and she gave like 100+ edits on it#not only comments but also grammer correction#and like????? why do i not get that from the class that is teaching me a foreign fucking language#yeah sure its not bad to correct the grammar of your first language but cmon my god please help me a bit or smth#but yeah its due on Wednesday and i just think im going to fucking die before then#choking on my stress tears or smth#as i said it would be fine if it felt like he was actually checking them in depth#but i hate assignments where im only doing it for the grade. like i actually want to uhhh learn yknow???????#but yes i need someone to cheerlead me on or smth bcs itll take so much resolve to not just give up#and i wont give up bcs i want to keep my gpa but thats exactly thr issue isnt it? that i dont care about the content?
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it's 2am im still not even close to be done yet 🙂
#french assignments are the WORST#les gars c'est une dinguerie j'arrive toujours pas à fair un ptn de commentaire de texte 😭 c'est trop#idk what i'm gonna do i'm blocked i literally don't know what to do this is HELL to me okay i want to cry#urghhhggh#oh and i just rembembered i have yet another assignment to do 🙂#can someone just kill me please#GUYS I HAVE TO WAKE UP IN THREE HOURS WHAT IS THAT#might as well just pull an all nighter#i wish i could not go to school tmrw omg#please#im so so sick of this i can't continue i'm still working on my draft and it sucks anyway#i don't know how to do this text analysis it's crazyyyy i just urghhhh my brain is all fogged up#this is horrible#my candle is running out too#j is rambling
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FINALLY.... I HAVE ONE ASSIGNMENT LEFT.
#num speaks#i just finished the fuckass one that was due on wednesday#(which i kinda got an extension for?)#now im doing the one that is due on monday#GUYS#WE ARE SO BACK#probably#im super tired#BUT THE GRIND CONTINUES#RISE AND GRIND!#i should clarify i meant i have one WRITTEN assignment left#kinda forgot... i had a photography assignment...#BUT ITS OKAY#I JUST NEED TO TAKE PICTURES#its a complicated one tho#so ig its not just pictures#UGH. WHATEVER
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got so mad at my homework i accidentally snapped my pencil in half 🙁
#guys i think maybe im just not cut out for ap chem#😰😭🤨<- me trying to do chemistry math that i dont know how to do#anyway.. ill ask about it tommorow bc im done with this shit!!#i completed the other 3 hw assignments he gave us today so like. its not the biggest deal but its still annoying#i need to know how to do this shit!!#i can feel the impending 2 on the ap exam.. and thats okay (shaking)#this is what happens when you take a class bc a pretty girl told you to. she sirened my ass man.
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