#ok thats all im tagging im too nervous about this

[mizzyislost]

ultrakill doodle dump because none of these were good enough to warrant their own post. and also some of them are like months old and im never finishing them so

[silverislander]

fully intended and foreseen consequence of coping better with my anxiety is that this blog will at some point inevitably become More Cringe and that point is SO close on the horizon. if you get mad at me for posting things i like on my blog that is for me you clearly have more issues than i do for worrying abt that possibility for hours on end

[squidpedia]

HI I’M PEDIA, MASTERPOST DOWN BELOW BUT HOLD ON REALLY QUICK READ MY FAQ:

Boundaries on reposting, dubbing, and pfp’s?

Please ask for permission in my messages/inbox before reposting my work or dubbing it! PFP’s don’t need permission, just include credit in bio please. Most likely I’ll be ok with it so please don’t be shy! it’s just a boundary I like having respected. Also cmon girl if you make a dub of my work I want to see🥺

Do you like [other show/video/series]?

Maybe! All my my non utdr fanart goes to @squidpedias-fanart so maybe check/ask there?

I sent you an ask a while ago/tagged you in a post but you never responded, did I upset you somehow?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I’M JUST AWFUL AT RESPONDING TO ASKSSS OR TEND TO MISS A LOT OF NOTIFICATIONS I’M SORRYYYYYY YOUREE FINEEEEEE. ITS YOU AND LIKE 150 OTHER PEOPLE I PROMMY IM JUST TERRIBLE. don’t be afraid to rb it and tag me in the rb again, sorry for that!

I liked this drawing concept you made. Can I make fanart, redraw it in my style, or make something inspired by it?

YEAH!!!! Flattered and happy I inspired you in that way!! Just 1) tag and credit me, because I would be so sad if I didn’t see and would love love love to rb it and 2) if it’s a redraw, try to link back to original post if possible (but I forget to mention that a lot so that second part isn’t as big of a deal)

What about writing fics?

A FEW OF YOU ARE WILD FOR THAT BUT YEAH GO OFF. Still let me know, give credit, tag me if possible, and check out this other post I made too regarding fic writing and overall boundaries about my fallen kid oc’s. If you still have questions after reading that and there’s anything I didn’t go over, reach out and ask in my inbox or dm’s! I’d be happy to elaborate on anything!

What other socials do you have?

I have a Youtube, Twitter, Bluesky, and a Switch (SW-2670-2211-5056) (thats not a social but you should friend me on there anyways and crash my splatoon lobbies lmao).

Do you have any oc’s or personal works?

@an-unconscious-effort-comic and @dragontry-comic (neither stories are connected to each other and are their own projects)

Pronouns?

Please refer to Frisk, Chara, Kris, and any of my fallen human designs with they/them strictly here (or Chara by they/it) (This includes Lilac). Clover also uses they/them my take too (well they/she actually but I usually just refer to her by they they/them in posts because,,,,,nervous)

Oh wait you meant me. Any👍

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UTDR/UTY COMICS MASTERPOST

(uty comics are highlighted in orange if you’re more interested in the strictly undertale comics)

Clover’s Memories (ongoing - i prommy)

(10/12 update - the voices………….theyre telling me to work on it again………………..meanwhile i got a big project due at midnight and have to study for a test tomorrow, some halloween related ask doodles, and commissions from both sides of my family for their individual family businesses IM GONNA EXPLODEEEE)

Silence | Memory 1 | Memory 2 | Memory 2.5 Coming Soon | Sound | Memory 3 | Discrepancy | Memory 4 | Static

Clover’s Hat (post revive au)

Part 1 /// Part 2 /// Bonus

Kanako Integrity Duo (really short mini doodle comics)

Reconciliation // Introductions // Ceroba // Chujin

Miscellaneous:

Kris and Clover Interaction // Clover’s Sacrifice // Frisk vs. Clover’s POV // Clover Tells Martlet a Secret // Who’s Your Friend? // Pipe Down // Family Visit // Unwell // Letter // Humor // Gamer // They // Kicked Out // It Keeps Happening // What’s In A Name

TAGS:

#Happily Ever After and Then Some -> everyone lives au (based on the events of undertale and uty) including chara, flowey/asriel gets his body back, fallen kids, where i offer very limited explanation for why or how because it simply makes me really self-conscious to try to come up with reasoning and really i just want to imagine these characters in fun and interesting scenarios. Theyre all alive, just go with it and have fun. Note this is not a comic series or anything, i just like doodling the scenarios sometimes

(It doesn’t really have any posted content to it’s name yet,,,other than maybe revived clover au content ig,,,and im just not even sure how hard i’ll commit??? But i think and doodle about it often enough to justify it being mentioned for now. i think)

#Phantom integrity au -> someone sent an ask once about what if clover’s narrator was integrity. It’s a fun idea to explore and where I got the concept of Lilac’s design for! It’s not something I think about very often plotwise but I like drawing ghosty lilac

#Lilac -> yes they deserve their own tag. My integrity design that i like to draw, they have diseases i love them

#Pedias art

#Other peoples art -> you should check them out please 🥺

[pawbeanies]

tagged by: @emo-mmy !!! hi!!! running around in circles around you thank you for the taggg

im. putting this under a readmore because i realized i like talk so much and then i got embarrassed because this is so long and silly and i go on a billion tangents. tagging games fun though !!!

last song:

covering my face with my sleeve paws i may be silly. lately i am getting into vkei bc beloved people in my life are like "you would like it!!!" and i DO !!! this specific song is actually a cover of the op of the 80s rose of versailles anime which like is in itself a whole other fun thing to talk about because of its like influence but like OK its a good somg. its a good cover. lareine is no longer together but like the members have gone on to do other stuff !!!!

favorite color: pink and blue !! i am indecisive and it swaps... but i like those the most

currently watching: sara z's video on dear evan hansen!! for some reason. my yt algorithm is like all musical theatre videos. or episodes of kitchen nightmares. i don't even think i'm all that into theatre but i like listening to people who know more tear into it

last movie: i was like in agony trying to remember what the last movie i watched was and then i remembered. its twilight. it was twilight. im on a vampire kick right now it seems (but also it was like at a friends house and i was only half watching because they brought their pet rabbit out to hang out with us and i was playing with it the whole time and it was BITING ME !!!!) (but also i was like locked in for the baseball scene. the best scene in all of cinema.)

sweet/spicy/savory: cruel i cannot choose one... trapped between sweet and savory because while i love spicy things i cannot handle them ...... i feel like i like sweet things sliiightly more but. hmhm. like when you eat too many sweet things you end up wanting something savory yknow .....

relationship status: single ........... there is an obvious reason why i think you can tell from my posting (its that im annoying and do not shut the fuck up .........)

current obsession: unfortunately the vampire book series i have been like talking about so much, silver under nightfall and its sequel court of wanderers !! i am thinking of what i wouldve done differently in the sequel fkskfksf (also coming to the horrid realization that they were like setting up pegging but i dont think my guys ever got pegged. whats the point. truly. heres my editors notes. why didnt the main character get pegged? like theres so many things that were set up and mentioned and that didnt come to fruition and thats not my only critique its not JUST about pegging. but the lack of pegging is like representative of many of the issues i have with the book. why didnt he get pegged. they bring it up MULTIPLE times and yet we never saw the strap. they describe it in universe as being "shafted" and YEAH i certainly feel shafted !!! i need answers!!!!!!!! im OPENING my googledocs and writing the fic where he gets pegged !!!!!) this will like pass in a couple days im sure. i think. i hope

um also my fun game blorbos i think. yah

last thing i googled: "pin feathers" like the kind that birds have !! i dont remember the context anymore but they're like. developing feathers on a bird and sometimes they have BLOOD in them and then they are called blood feathers isnt that cool... i wish i was a bird

tagging: not tagging anyone in particular because i'm nervous about tagging people fksjkf BUT if you see this and you wanna do it please pretend like i am !!! tagging you !!! do these !!!!!!!! im tagging you in spirit if you want to do these. tagging you with. my mind. yipee

[pesterloglog]

Jake English, Jasprosesprite^2, Nepetasprite, Gamzee Makara, Davesprite

Act 6, page 7873-7876

JAKE: So i take it i am to stand in for the mad hatter in this charade?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes.

JAKE: Except... wasnt the mad hatter supposed to be like... in charge of the tea party or something?

JAKE: I really dont know what im supposed to be doing here.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nothing! Just sit there quietly please.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No offense, but you are only a prop actor in this fanciful scenario, which is serving as the stage for my date with this lovely lady.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < this is a date?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh! Yes.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'm sorry I didn't mention sooner, Nepeta.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is that ok?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < um

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i guess so!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im still a bit confuzzled about what is actually happening though

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There will be plenty of time for explanations!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: For now, I invite you to relax and enjoy our party on this peaceful and desolate hilly planet, while that mild mannered boy across the fridge sips his tea quietly.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok but...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im manely just wondering, where is everyone?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < like... equius? karkat? are they ok?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: They're fine!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Well, Karkat is fine. Alive and well, in this session.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Equius is also fine, in the same sense that you and I are both fine! :3

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Everyone else enjoys various states of being fine while alive, and fine while dead.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < oh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hrrm well

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < SOME of that sounds like good mews at least?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's all good news! I mean mews. :3 Especially that we are both here now, on this date together.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Again, assuming you are ok with that. No pressure!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i will say its a very nice looking tea party you have here

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but ummmmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never actually...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < b33n on a date

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There's a first time for everything, right?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I remember my first date. I was so nervous! "Life hack." It helps if you are very very drunk.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Not that I am prescribing this as a remedy for you! It's ok to be nervous.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, I sincerely doubt you are partial to the drink. I have a feeling catnip's your poison, eh? Eh?? Ehhh??? ;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never tried either

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < sorry :\\

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < anyway its not that im nervous about a furst date necessarily!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i just... dont know who you are or anything about you

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < you look like one of the human kids but... different. you s33m to be part kittycat now?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes Nepeta I am part kittycat now! :3 :3

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Events conspired to make me equal parts not dead, half kittycat, and two sprites!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But the other side of that pet tag is the fact that I am suddenly half human as well.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You see Nepeta I used to be a dead cat too but now I'm an alive cat who's part girl!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: In fact, we spoke once. While I was still just a cat. Don't you remember?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < uhhh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait a minute

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yes...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yes i think i do remember that!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < that was fun! :DD

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Chirp! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < so youre the same cat then!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < the human girl... rose was it? she and her lusus got prototyped together?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is exactly what happened, fortunately for us both, as well as everybody else.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thats very sw33t! what a nice way for you two to stay close forever

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < combining souls with my lusus sounds like it would have b33n a wonderful way to preserve her memory

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < plus share all her strength and wisdom and such!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i am guessing that oppurrtunity is long gone though :cc

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It probably is. But really, I don't think you need to change!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are so charming and pretty exactly as you are.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wow...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thank you :oo

JAKE: Hey...

JAKE: Whatever happened to janes bunny friend... what was his name?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Huh?

JAKE: Little sebastian i think?

JAKE: Whered he scamper off to?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, what are you talking about.

JAKE: He would be PERFECT for this tea party!

JAKE: Like the white rabbit and all.

JAKE: And im like the mad hatter for some damned reason.

JAKE: And youre supposed to be like the cheshire cat or such?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, Jake. That was the idea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thank you for explaining a thing to us.

JAKE: I havent the foggiest fucking idea who sleeping tavros is supposed to be.

JAKE: Or for that matter who the honking guy in the fridge represents.

JAKE: Was there a man under the table who honked sometimes in alice and wonderland?

JAKE: I really dont remember.

JAKE: So i guess that leaves the friendly cat troll as alice?

JAKE: Nepeta right? You must be the alice of the group.

JAKE: That would make sense! Since you just got here and appear to be very confused about this situation.

JAKE: By my estimation that makes you a dead ringer for the alice of this tea party!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, just drink your tea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, enough of that horseshit. Back to our date!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: That is, if you are ok with calling it a date! Are you ok with this being a date? I mean like a romantic one??

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i... y-

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yes?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i mean, sure! :33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yay!!!!!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i still dont... actually know you that well?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < at least not the rose part of you.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i suppose maybe that is the point of a date... to get to know the other person a bit better?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes! Yes Nepeta, exactly! That is exactly the point of a date! :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < h33h33, okay then!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < uh hmmmm so what do we talk about?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anything you would like, beautiful. ;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < j33z

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < rose

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i mean

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < rose cat...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jasprose!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < jasprose i...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < h33h33h33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What is it?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < youre making me blush!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < my head probably looks like a big old olive here

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's quite a lovely color. :3:3:3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dont...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ahhhh!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < X33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is something wrong?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < no i just

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < sorry

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never really had anybody like me before!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im not sure how to handle it

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I find this very hard to believe.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nobody? Are you sure??

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < pretty sure!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What a reprehensible injustice. Had your colleagues no taste???

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < heh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well ok i guess eridan hit on me a few times

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but his advances always struck me as cr33py and insincere

JASPROSESPRITE^2: A pox on the name of this charlatan. I hiss on his grave.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hes dead?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < gosh

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i mean... he could be kind of a jerk sometimes but that is still a shame :((

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No it isn't. It's fine. Please! Continue!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < huh?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You were saying? About being liked!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < oh right

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < um i am just

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < still somewhat confused?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im not sure why you like me

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < not that im not flattered!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but you dont really know much about me

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < or...

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < do you?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No, not really.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I just know that you are very pretty, and from my limited interaction with you as a cat, that you are personable and kind.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I don't need to know much else about you to like you. I am a catgirl of simple tastes. :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < haha

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i guess i cant argue with that!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < for what its worth you s33m very nice and pretty as well

JASPROSESPRITE^2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: (Jake, did you hear that?!)

JASPROSESPRITE^2: (She likes me too! This is almost too good to be true.)

JAKE: I think you should both kiss!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: JAKE!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Please, mind your manners.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not that that isn't an EXCELLENT idea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But all things in due time. There is a PROCESS to this courtship business.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Much how one doesn't just LIE DOWN for a nap. The bedding must be ritualistically kneaded and massaged before lowering oneself in a circular fashion for a prime snoozing position.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < :oo

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < oh my goodness what a beautsnifful analogy :'33

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, she has only been prototyped once.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I believe unprototyped or once-prototyped kernels can weather brief or incidental contact, the same way you can investigate the flame of a candle without burning your nose as long as you are quick enough.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But the sort of contact we are talking about here would be ANYTHING but incidental. ;3 ;3 ;3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < omg

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < you are making me blush again with all this kissing talk!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < how can you be so forward about those things?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i have never met anyone who was so brazen and confident about liking somebody

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < how do you do it???

JASPROSESPRITE^2: There isn't much too it.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I used to be quite guarded about my feelings as a girl.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But cats do not have complicated thoughts about what should be expressed and when.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What to convey about your current state of mind is everything. When to do it is now.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < dont get me wrong jasprose i have a great affinity for all things feline in nature

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but its never b33n that simple for me!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i get so shy and worried what people might think of me if i say how i f33l

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im always so scared that they wont f33l the same way or just think im stupid or pathetic or something

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Was there someone you had feelings for you couldn't talk to about?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ummmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yeah

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Who?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ummmmmmmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dunno im embarrassed to say!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You can tell me Nepeta! Please tell me your secret will be safe, I promise!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < as long as you can really k33p a sneakret!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: My muzzle is sealed.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < it was karkat

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i never told him and im pretty sure he never found out how i felt!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Karkat eh?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'll let you in on a little sneakret too. You dodged a vigorous spritzing with a spray bottle there.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: He wouldn't be any good for you. Oh no no.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < why?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Too many anger issues. Always with the shouting and whatnot. He's way too volatile!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but... i liked that about him!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh, but that isn't even all there is to it!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: On our journey he was so obsessive and controlling toward his desired matesprit. I do not believe that is any way to treat a lady!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: On the contrary Nepeta. You deserve someone who will RESPECT and ADORE you.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well... yes

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i always hoped to find someone like that some day

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dunno maybe youre right but in spite of whatever problems he might have i always felt like i saw something in him that made me think he could be that purrson!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nope. Sorry to be the meower of bad news. He is just not cut out for you!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, he is involved with someone else now in that quadrant. He has moved on. And so have you!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are now a sprite. Neither of us have the same connection to the living we once had.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: In quite a real sense, it is fair to say that all we have now...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is each other. :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < er...

DAVESPRITE: hey whats up

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Davesprite?!

DAVESPRITE: yeah

DAVESPRITE: looks like everybody forgot about me as fucking usual

DAVESPRITE: so here i am

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Where...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Where did you come from?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I thought you died.

DAVESPRITE: uh no?

DAVESPRITE: not to my knowledge at least

DAVESPRITE: i was just chillin on johns planet when some shit happened

JASPROSESPRITE^2: What shit?

DAVESPRITE: dunno

DAVESPRITE: there was all this wind and shit then the sky went blank

DAVESPRITE: i looked around a while but couldnt find anybody

DAVESPRITE: then the sky went black again so i flew off lookin for people

DAVESPRITE: found the planet with a big purple X on it

DAVESPRITE: then i found you at this tea party or whatever

DAVESPRITE: and now you seem to be a sprite too who is part cat so thats cool i guess

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Ah, of course. You're the version I traveled with on the ship.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not Rose. Jaspers.

DAVESPRITE: oh yeah

DAVESPRITE: hey man

DAVESPRITE: um

DAVESPRITE: or at least hey man to half of you

DAVESPRITE: kind of fucked up that youre part rose and vice versa but i guess whatre you gonna do

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be in a state of near-perpetual satisfaction with my own existence, is what.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, I'm happy to see you're still alive.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Even if your bird-like appearance is making me feel a bit riled up.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'll try to control myself though.

DAVESPRITE: cool thanks

DAVESPRITE: so what kind of ludicrous nonsense do you have going here in the land of stonehenges and a big purple X

DAVESPRITE: is that

DAVESPRITE: is that egbert lookin dude supposed to be the fucking mad hatter

JAKE: Yeah!!!

DAVESPRITE: ok

DAVESPRITE: whats with the fridge

DAVESPRITE: please dont tell me somebodys locked in that fridge

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave, never mind the fridge.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: This tea party bullshit isn't quite what is seems.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I am actually on a date. So maybe we could, you know. Catch up later?

DAVESPRITE: a date

DAVESPRITE: thats cool

DAVESPRITE: with who the mad hatter guy?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Good lord, no.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: With Nepeta.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Sorry, I should have introduced you to her sooner.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nepeta, this is Dave. He's my bird brother, who is also a sprite.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hello!

DAVESPRITE: hey nepeta nice to meet you

DAVESPRITE: dont worry ill get out of your hair soon and let you get back to your tea date with rose

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hi dave

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < its nice to m33t you too!

DAVESPRITE: damn straight we are meeting the shit out of each other right now

DAVESPRITE: hey put er there...

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave, no, don't...

[loboazul16]

Sometimes you just... hear the lyrics of a song and it fits on your mind so good that you have to draw it even if the song is not on English.

I tried to translate the lyrics the best i could, lmao i’m sorry. So uh

Vic belongs to @weenierufu​

Aki belongs to @theepfshallriseagain​ 

Amigo Triste (Sad Friend) is by Cherri (see her songs pls, they are so soft ;-;)

Dumb extra: because i love extras and im dumb :3c

Just a support guy being the support guy... i-inside a box/crate(?

[restinpeacesensei]

spring is come again

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Hidden Heart

BTOB Lee Minhyuk (Huta) x Idol!Reader Summary: You and Minhyuk were a couple for the show We Got Married. Your forwardness and comfort in haptics made for an interesting show. It was clear how you captured the hearts of your endless admirers. Minhyuk understood from the get go that you were a forced to be reckoned with. He finds his own heart pounding at the sight of you... and it's getting a little too real. Word Count: 5k+ Warnings: Fluff, headcanon, crack fic, angst, pining, mentions of hate, adoption, orphanage, toxic fans, etc.

A/N: this is going to have a part two. Dont ask me when I'll post it, but I will. I'm sure there'll be a part two because I wrote it first, but i just can't get this out of my head so I'm writing this before i finish the other. I'll tag u if you like, just ask. IM OBSESSED WITH MINHYUK PLS I HOPE HE GETS MARRIED FFS

You were part of a girl group thats pretty famous yeah

U were known as the mood maker of the group

The outgoing one

The emotional cry baby

Basically, you were very comfortable with showing your emotions

Plus, youre v clingy and needy

You do most of the skinship in the group unapologetically and unabashedly

You've been a fan of the show 'we got married' for a really long time and expressed your interest in featuring in it to your managers

But cos u were pretty young at the peak of the show, they were hesitant about it

But now is ur time

And to your surprise u got paired up with BTOB's Minhyuk (surprise!)

Now, you were about the age as his group, which was why you were close with Peniel

Minhyuk actually asked about u from him

And peniel was very Nonchalant

But said u were nice

And really talented

(you two went to the same Church Btw)

But you were only ever acquainted to Minhyuk,

which sort of made it fun

in ur head that you would have a new friend

On ur first episode u met at like a chinese restaurant and really just went at it

"ive been thinking a lot on how we should approach this and i think we can help each other out,,,, like treat me the way you would treat a woman u like so that if ur problematic, i can help fix it for u," you bluntly said

Minhyuk to be honest, enjoyed the fact u were taking the lead

He pulls into a smile and a nervous chuckle and says, "okay lets do that."

"ok cool. U do the same with me. N like hopefully at the end of this we can be bffssss!!"

Minhyuk cheerily smiles.

You proceed to insist on writing down a letter to your future selves to read at the end of it.

You also make sure the other doesn't read what was written.

U jokingly warn minhyuk that by the end of it u would probably cry cos thats such a you thing

Ur surprised when minhyuk agrees

Pleasantly surprised tho

Honestly, it was a pretty strong start between the two of u

You right off the bat said yallz should have pet names

And that ur name should be husband and wife in ur phones

🤮

U also made sure to hold his hand--

Or bicep

Cos

You know

🌝😎 hes got dem muscles

Side track: you asked if you could see his abs like any rational person would

--everytime you walked together

Minhyuk was clearly culture shocked

Some viewers that did not know you were shocked too

But you never really stepped into a zone which truly made minhyuk uneasy and uncomfortable

So it was good

You would go on to your 'wedding day' in a very simple tube, a-line dress, with minhyuk in a tuxedo.

You were very touchy with Minhyuk in the photos

Mostly cos u were touchy with everyone

Minhyuk would then tease you, saying his wife loved his body so much

😏

BUT NO BRUH YOU SLAMMED THE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS ON HIS SHOULDER FOR THAT

It made for some pretty funny photos

"OPPA UR TOO MUCH"

Minhyuk would nod profusely, never forfeiting his smirk, and wave his hand in surrender

On like ur 'first dates,' you go to an amusement park

It's all fun and games

Really exhilarating

Yall go on a bunch of rides that throw people side to side and upside-down

You scream your head off on a rollercoaster and grip on each others hands for dear life

Mostly it was you gripping on Minhyuk's bicep

😎

Nahhhh but he got a little hurt with ur grip digging in his flesh

Especially when you bit his shoulder, though it was through his clothes

😎

"yayayayayaya, lets go to the haunted house!" Minhyuk jumps after getting off the rollercoaster

Ur a little loopy and minhyuk helps you down

But you still shake your head quickly at his idea

He makes fun of ur messed up hair, which you flatten out

"well ur face is messed up, oppa"

Minhyuk chuckles in shock, "YA!! IM TRYING TO HELP"

You pretend to be offended by his scream

That's it

Minhyuk begins to push you from behind, "lets go to the haunted house!!!"

You try to fight back, and you manage to stop him, only cos he relents

"oppa pls im such a scaredy cat plsSsss i will pee myself."

Minhyuk is even more interested.

"yA, i went on all the rides you wanted!"

"because you wanted to get on them too!"

He narrows his eyes, "nope. We're going to the haunted house."

You whine.

He chuckles, "please, it's not like you will die"

You make a run for it

For real

you decide to run away from him and get into the car you drove here in or something

Lol

I mean u started off walking away

But since minhyuk kept blocking you

You bolted

Minhyuk wasn't necessarily expecting that

But from how you were moving, it made sense that was the next thing youd do

But bish if you don't know minhyuk is a friCKIN TRACKSTAR

you can imagine how the camera crew felt

Also, dafaq he's pretty strong so of course he's gonna catch you

Which he does

Pretty easily

Even with all the people around

Like bruh

You couldn't even make it to the other side of the rollercoaster

"yaaaa!" he chuckles, grabbing you by the arm before you could even really begin to run far

So that you wouldn't get crushed onto him when he pulls you back, you begin to run in circles, which made for a comedic footage

Minhyuk is fully amused

You stop and give him a look, "lee Minhyuk i hate horror pls have mercy"

"come on, it's just a bit of fun and i'll hold ur hand through it all"

You bicker back and forth for a while, up until you relent

Minhyuk is pleased when you two walk to the attraction

You do make it inside right

Just as you step into the haunted house

Scaring U

Minhyuk stomps his feet and screams ur way

Clearly making you jolt up and shout in horror

You beat him up

Whine

And make an exit

He chuckles and apologizes repeatedly

And catches you by ur waist, lifting you up and propping you beside him

Its pretty unfair he can do stuff like that

And the internet goes wild with that clip,

Editing it over and over again

Thinking it was so cute and romantic

And how hot minhyuk was for that 🥵

But at that moment, u were just really friggin jittery even though u were not even technically in the house yet

Not really

Minhyuk put your hand by the crook of his bicep and soothes you with apologies, "i promise that's the last. I'll protect you now."

You keep quiet, apart from your whines, and slam your forehead on his shoulder

You tread slowly, mostly because of you

Halfway into the room, you begin to panic

"oppa oppa, lets just run outside"

Minhyuk turns to you, chuckling, "i think it's too dark for that"

Honestly, Minhyuk still had nervousness in him while walking through the place, but he just found you really funny... and sorta cute, so he wasn't really that scared

"GAAAHHHHHHH!"

Ur first jumpscare was by ur side,

So you clawed minhyuk and ran behind him, making him laugh

You began to push him from behind

The next thing you knew there were ghosts and ghouls screaming at you

And paper props brushing against ur skin

Bruh this aint it

You kept screaming, "RUN RUN RUN RUN"

But minhyuk refuses and only balances your pushed out

He eventually pulls you in front of him and you two begin to jog out

The exit is pretty close

But suddenly there's a zombie chasing after you

BruH HIS GROANS AINT IT WTF

🏃🏃🏃

By the time you get out of the house, ur out of breath and just shaky from all the adrenaline

The looks of u honestly begin to make Minhyuk feel bad

Ooof sorry

Minhyuk comes up to you and rubs ur back

U can honestly feel a surge of electricity like adrenaline coursing through you

And you feel like ur on fire

So you turn to minhyuk

And ask

If u could get a hug

To calm urself

"this is the quickest way"

Minhyuk doesn't even flinch or hesitate to agree

Thus u stood there for around five minutes

Nose flushed with his scent

Chin rested on his shoulder

You honestly began to get sleepy in his embrace when u calmed down

You felt drowsy

When Minhyuk noticed, he gently tapped ur back and chuckled, "ya we should get back now"

You reluctantly pulled away and nodded

It was really warm and fuzzy

You walked off hand and hand

And u had a nice nap afterwards

THIS GIF MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SOMEONE

(:

The next thing yall did was practice driving

You had ur licence but u didn't really drive that much which is why u felt really anxious when ur behind the wheel

So you asked Minhyuk to kind of help you out with that, no biggie

And he was very supportive with it

"just calm down and drive slow, it's okay"

"dont mind if people honk at you, we all start somewhere"

"its okay just keep ur eyes on the road"

"ur doing great"

"YEAH U DID IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU"

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

It wasn't much, but you appreciated it so much and it was clear to you in this moment that this man was a gem

A shining star

A precious diamond

So like one day you had this episode of just doing domestic stuff

And yall decided to cook fried fish for lunch

Idk if we got married actually has the people live together lol SO FOR THE SAKE OF THIS THEY DO but in separate rooms of course

You both like woke up pretty late that day

And you told minhyuk before that u started ur day with exercising

And yeah, the reason why it yall ate lunch was u two skipped breakfast from working out so long

You explained that you only ever did exercises at home cause u feel conscious by how funny your exercises are and how much you sweat

You aren't surprised that Minhyuk keeps up with you

But u are surprised by how much fun it is to have someone to exercise with

And to have someone like hype you up when ur muscles are burning

What was once serious exercising turned into childish play time

Yallz began to shove each other

And mess up each other's counting

And like straight up sabotaged each other by sitting on them when they did push ups

So like you just began to play games

Like the pushing game

And the banana split game

And you bot complained about how sticky and sweaty and smelly and gross the other was

And honestly it was already gross with how much yall laughed and smiled

Who friggin does that when they exercise

DISGOSTIN

And yall realized it was already like 1pm

So damn yall got food prepared

The fried fish as i mentioned

😏🐟

Then like another time you two visited an orphanage you would donate and volunteer at

You kind of kept this quiet cause it meant a lot to you, and u didnt really want the general public to know about ur visits there,

but you always visited the place at a specific time, so you thought it would be good to let the place have exposure

You were estatic to see the kids again

Especially this little girl that was equally as fond as u as u were of her

You did the the usual, playing with the kids, helping with the preparations, and in general keeping them entertained

You also always brought some food with you when you visited

And you and minhyuk had made cakes for them

It was long and gruelling but so rewarding when you saw the look on the kids faces

Minhyuk was honestly so impressed you could corral the kids together

And keep them quiet

And keep them engaged

And have so much energy

And smile so sweetly

And treat them so kindly

And just be so patient with them

and just be

like so beautiful

what he didnt say that

what

what

?

what?

he felt his heart quicken when u made ur way to him

and yallz performed a song of yours

minhyuk and u danced to one of ur most popular songs

and the kids actually knew em, to minhyuk's surprise

you humbled yourself and said you had taught the dance before

then yall sang a ballad from btob

and even though u guys practiced it

minhyuk was still so nervous

I MEAN WHO WOULDNT WHEN U LOOKED AT HIM LIKE THAT

sdlas;gd;safkhdbfa

to everyone's surprise

the kids began to scream

KISS KISS KISS KISS

KISS

KISS

KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

🧍

you began to burn red

and minhyuk was unsure if he should be happy or sad about that

but you know

yall had to give the kids what they wanted

so minhyuk pouted exaggeratedly

and you gave him the permission to kiss u on the cheek

u know

for the kids

FOR THE KIDS THEY SAID

then on ur way home

during the drive

you began to slip into chatter about wanting to have your own kids in the future

both u and minhyuk were unabashedly vocal about it

and minhyuk got butterflies thinking about it

then you began talking about how much you wanted to adopt as well

you seemed kind of reluctant to talk about it

but minhyuk's gaze made you comfortable

so you expressed how many time you almost adopted the girl the orphanage

and how u wanted to give her family

i mean its not to say she didn't have a family in the people that she was with in the home

but you wanted to share the blessings you were fortunate enough to have

but you would remember how you barely really had time for your self

and honestly, you felt like a coward

because every time you'd get close to doing it

u'd have ten reasons not to go through with it

and ultimately, u agreed if you were so reluctant about it

u didnt deserve her

and u also didnt want to be a single mom

who left her kid a lot

you started feeling like a dummy

but minhyuk reassured you it made sense

"i really just felt so grateful suddenly for everything i have because of the perspective she gave. and i just felt like i wanted to protect her because her wishes were so pure and sincere"

HE CATCHING FEELINGS BOY

🤮💗🤮💗🤮💗🤮💗

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

THIS IS MINHYUK WITH HIS CHILD

DONT FKING TOUCH ME

the next thing yall did was remake that cake

Because you weren't really able to eat much when you made some for the kids

so you went grocery shopping with minhyuk

And you bought the ingredients for the cake

plus u got this massive block of mozzarella cheese cause y not

and since you bought a lot of things for urself, you obviously were going to pay for it

but like ur an idiot and forgot ur wallet

and ur phone

so like

you had to turned to minhyuk with a guilty look

"oppa

uuhhhhh

like

i forgot my stuff

uhm

can u pay for this

i'll pay u back later"

"lol it's okay i was gonna pay for it anyway lol"

bsshsjsjjbsbs "no oppa ill pay you back when we get home"

"it's literally groceries of food i will eat anyway lol i wanted to eat the cake"

"pls the cheese is like 1000$ pls"

"ur dramatic its fine"

and ur like

Plssssss dont do this to me

minhyuk shakes u off

and so you decide its a lost cause if u argue with him now anyway

so you keep quiet till you went home

then you rushed to your wallet to give him the money for the groceries

he really does his darndest to not take it for you

you two run around the flat

then yallz even do a lil bit of wrestling

minhyuk puts his hands in the air so you cant put the money in his hands

and even when u shove the money in his pocket

he throws it away

GIRL

u curse the pocketless jacket he has

u think of like opening his phone and transferring funds there, so you try and trick him into opening his phone for u

i mean clearly he was suspicious

so you bolted when u got his phone

and headed for the bathroom

idk what u were thinking tho lmbao

his bank app is password protected

"oppa pls let me pay u back"

"it rlly dont matterrrrrr tho"

"the cheese iS SO EXPENSIVE THO!"

"ksksjjsjs its fine pls open the door"

you two go on for a bit

but it was pointless

minhyuk 1 you 0

The next thing you guys do is have a workout session in an actual gym, as per requested by minhyuk

"since she really enjoyed working out with me, i thought of helping her get accustomed to working out in the gym, because she enjoys the company. At least if i cant workout with her, she'll be comfy enough in the gym"

😢

Everyone awwwed

When u were on ur way there, u explained u went to the gym sometimes just to use the treadmill

Thats it

To like run for ages

Cos u watched dramas while u ran

Minhyuk found that so endearing

When u got there

Minhyuk was surprised that u knew the trainer that was going to be there for the both of u

u lock eyes with the guy

then u smile and point at the same time

"oppa? Ur gonna be our trainer"

OH HELL NOOOOOOO

NOPE

UH UH

he smiles back

"yeah bruh, long time no see, drama fanatic"

PLEASSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with the pet names too

Minhyuk clenches his jaw

"did you know she can like jog for two hours straight. Like bro thats like sick"

You then explained that you two talked after u finished running, because by that time, he had ended his session too.

So u watched her the entire time??? Minhyuk thinks

Aw heLLLLLLL NAHHH

To say minhyuk went ham was just an understatement

he made sure to flex the heck out of muscles

and his endurance

and stamina

HE AINT LOSING

U kinda just did ur thing with ur exercises

and minhyuk made it clear to hog the trainer and keep him away from u

I mean it was clear to the audience that he was furiouSLY JellY

But at the time it went over ur head

Like we get it mr trainer

Positive reinforcement helps

BUT BACK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

And dont smile at her

Or linger

Plssssss

Then came the time you were called by the trainer do some boxing moves

Cos apparently he's taught u before

NSSJJSNNSNSJSJS

If people could steam in anger, minhyuk would be whistling by now

Like WHY ARE U SO TOUCHY

You did what he asked

But u werent very comfortable with it

The trainer tried to get u out of ur shell

But u outright decline and said you would rather spar with minhyuk or hype minhyuk up himself

Literally didnt need any other cue to swoop in and take up the chance to get him out of the picture

Minhyuk decides to take on the trainer himself

He doesn't really want to beat him up

But more like, show off to you that we was really athletic and muscular too pls notice meeeeeee

U cheer and clap for him

Which does wonders for the ego and satisfies minhyuk

That is until ur like, "oppa can i try to arm wrestle u out if curiosity?"

And u were talking to him not minhyuk

Duh the trainer doesn't miss a beat

You consistently explain that u know ur gonna lose but just wanted it see what it would be like

And lol it was like pushing a wall

You cheerily laughed at the idea

Minhyuk is salty about it so he asked to try it too

he wants to beat the trainer in arm wrestling

he wants to destroy him

I mean what else is he gonna do when the trainer has that annoying smirk of his face cos he touched ur hand and made u lol

Minhyuk is exhausted

But with sheer strength and will

They manage a tie

Which stuns u

Its not as ideal was winning

But hey at least Minhyuk didnt lose

now

This then brings us to the time where he did lose your attention to someone else

Only this time he couldn't really get mad cos he loved the dude

You had expressed how much of a fan if btob u were

and how ur favorite was Eunkwang

like literally everytime you mentioned btob

eunkwangs name had to go out of ur mouth

i mean minhyuk thought that is was cute at first

he thought his hyung deserved it

And mostly

when these instances happened

it was only lightly brushed on so minhyuk didnt think too much of it

So when u were surprised with a nice dinner with minhyuk AND eunkwang, u were soooooo maddened with excitement

Like gurl

We get it

Ur whipped

But did u have to only look at eunkwang who was right next to u the entire time

Likkeee girrrll

"oppa for real like everytime i look at u o feel so happy" you say

Minhyuk chews on his food

Eunkwang lols

Minhyuk watched ur bright smile and feels his chest tighten

"i love ur voice"

"thank u"

"and ur stage presence"

"tenk u"

"and ur personality"

"ty"

"and i honestly look up to u"

Eunkwang go 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

"i genuinely wish to have the same carefree and bright personality you have. I hope u know how happy u make people. Sometimes, when im sad, i watch a video of yours and i end up feeling better"

Eunkwang go 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤯🤯🤯🤯

Minhyuk go "what is this feeling i have in my throat"

You clearly enjoyed every minute u had with eunkwang

Minhyuk begins to think he may as well have been ur husband in this series

Eunkwang catches on his sulky mood and diverts the attention to minhyuk

and how he

"literally wont shut up about u, like everytime were together, he talks about u, and listens to ur songs and nsjsjsjsjs its high key annoying, please i need therapy now all ur songs have lived in my head rent free pay up ho"

Minhyuk freezes and thinks, "im about to beat this bish up"

You however find the sentiment adorable and reciprocate kind words about him

He feels like he's flying

His heart his beating

He does talk about u a lot

Because uve plagued his mind

"Bro, i think i really like her" minhyuk tells changsub when its just them

"then ask her out, genius"

But bro

He cant

Like

Dont tell anyone

But minhyuk watches ur episodes of ur show because he likes seeing u smile, especially when it's about a joke he made

Sequentially, he's seen some comments on the show

How fake u were

How cute u were

How much they hated u with him

How much they hated him with u

But he found most of the comments where bashers would say u would be too much, ur fans would say u literally treat him the way u treat everyone else

He wasn't special

U were as touchy and as smiley with him

As u were with junmyeon form exo

Or teacyon from 2pm

And it kind of made him realize the smiles he thought were special to him werent even special at all

as ur fans stressed

he

wasnt

special

you treated everyone with the same demeanour

he would begin to obsess about it

and watch compilations of u interacting with idols

some of them would be about them gushing over you

some of them would be u gushing over them

and some of them would be filled with skinship

some of them would be filled with laughter

it made his chest constrict

it tasted bitter.

I mean it makes sense that u were so comfortable with him so easily because u were like that with everyone

Not because u shared a connection

And it sucked dude

the realization just

*sigh*

stung

Especially you would say such sweet things to him

only for it to be just that

sweet things

with no other meaning

because you were sweet

when u talked about how u thought minhyuk would be a great dad and husband

And u envision his wife to be literally everything u were not

He couldnt tell if u were doing that on purpose of if u genuinely thought so

It sucked man

How you could have such moments like

Eating ice cream

Watching movies

how u two would laugh

and talk for hours but felt like it was too rushed

how u would snuggle close to him

and hold his hand

and make his stomach tumble

But it was all for show

So when he had this mission to get a kiss for you

Yours btw was to get him to buy something

He panicked

And was uneasy all day

U could tell

he had actually been so off for a while

minhyuk had ranted to his members how draining it was to be with you

not that he didn't enjoy it

not that the didnt want to

but he just so empty

because at the end of the day u were with him because of a contract

and not because u wanted to be

U decided to do something fun to destress him that day, though u were unsure of why he was so stressed exactly

It was kind of natural that u ended up in the mall

U found a simple dress on the rack, and u decided that was how you would complete ur mission

You told minhyuk u wanted to try on the dress

And dang u looked great in it

10/10

heart eyes

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

So when u said u forgot ur wallet again

It was a lie, u purposefully left it

U didnt have to tell minhyuk twice to get it for u however

U still felt bad though

U didnt like having others do things like that for u

So while he was settling the bill, u didnt ask if u could pay him back, u asked how u could get even

Minhyuk didnt think much of it, nor did he think it was ur mission anyway since he was told u had none

Same goes to u

u were told only u had a mission

So he thought of joking and get it over with

minhyuk said softly, turning quickly from ur lips to ur eyes, "u could give me a kiss"

🧍

Did u hear that right?

uh

???????????????????

"what?"

Minhyuk quickly turns away

You look at him and ask, unsure, "did u say kiss?"

*sweats* "it was a joke"

You clearly can see how nervous he was

there is no way that was joke

even when he chuckled and brushed it off

As u walk off in this thick, awkward silence, u begin to piece in ur head why he was being so weird

It was probably his mission too

i mean you were pretty smart so it wasnt that hard

You call for him

Once

Twice

But he doesnt look

U decide to just go for it then

And give him a peck on the cheek

That is when he gets his friggin guts to turn to u

And u wind up kissing on the lips

👁️👄👁️

🥴

😌✊

💅

Ok then

Clearly that went viral

Ah yes how sweet

how do u even talk after that

idk

but you two manage

You both break out of the awkwardness, thankfully

And fall back into playful banter in no time

So like by the end of the show

U both read what u had written

Ur balling out crying, saying that u expected at the very least to be friends by the end of this and someone u could turn to for advice, especially with men. You express how much he means to u and how u would like to still be friends after this

Minhyuk sheds a tear when he explains how much u have grown on him in this time. He reads out how he had hoped to learn about himself as a man and how to treat a lady well, and he concludes that u have set the standard and how special u have become to him

and just like that it was over

it felt so surreal

and minhyuk felt both relieved

and in mourning

To be freaking honest

Everything was so sus between u

Clearly so many people wanted u do end up with each other at the end of it

And so many took to the internet to talk about how whipped minhyuk was for u

some people pointed out how ur touches lingered

and how ur eyes sparkled when u interacted

but again

it wasnt really out of character for u

so most of ur fans didnt get their hopes up

and even crushed other viewers dreams about u being together

When it all ended, for some reason minhyuk expected u to do an 180 on him, or to never see him out again

he stared at his phone on nights ends

and got so sad thinking about u

minhyuk was nearly annihilated by his members for sulking so much

"U FRICKING IDIOT JUST CALL HER"

minhyuk would moan out a weak no

PENIEL WAS NOT HAVING IT AND THREATENED TO SPILL EVERYTHING TO U AT CHURCH

ok dang relax

pls

so minhyuk called u

and his heart raced at ur sweet voice saying hello when u picked up

he was relieved and overjoyed to find that u really where just so temperate and lovely with him

u didnt change when u talked to him

and he was so happy that u agreed to hang out with him

for a moment he was satisfied

that u were willing to eat lunch with him

and that u thought to call him up because u wanted to go shopping with him

u got shy and reluctant about it because u weren't going to buy anything of great importance

but he profusely stated that he would like to go out and buy slippers with you

and you were thankful for it

As some time went on, it ate him up to think about how u could be with someone else

He hated how comfortable u were with him to talk about these men u liked and men that liked u

how there was a sweet guy that asked u out recently

and how u were thinking of agreeing with him

he didnt have the heart to say it was a bad idea

because i mean it wasnt...

not really

he just didnt like it

you seemed not to be so sure about it though

and minhyuk reassured u that literally whatever guy would be so lucky to be with u

"are you sure about that?" you asked

Minhyuk wanted to scream

he brushed it aside

and decided he couldn't take it anymore

He was done choking

so he just spat it out

He said it

He said it all

He tells you how he feels giddy at the sight of u and how much he enjoys ur company

he tells u how much of an impact u've become to him

how much he looks forward to being around u

He tells u that he's gotten his heart so attached to u in the time uve spent together that he just has to give it a shot

he tells u why he was so out of it in the last few episodes u filmed together

he just hated how close u were and yet so far out of reach u really are

He explains that he knows he's probably not special to u

but if u let him try, he thinks he can make u happy

and he'll do anything to have the warmth you've had for him become real

he nearly dies when u laugh

and tell him u felt the same way too

[cursestothemoon]

Hi Charly! Could you do a headcannon about Fred and his virgin girlfriend having sex for the first time? But she’s feeling self conscious because he’s more experienced and she’s worried about not being as good as his past partners not me projecting or anything 🙃

as a virgin who cant drive this request really resonates with me

welcome to the fred show pew pew

ill stop.

17+ IF YOU ARE TAGGED AND DON’T WANT TO BE TAGGED IN SMUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW

warnings:NSFW, vaginal penetration, loss of virginity, fingering

ok so

first i wanna get into fred before you came around

his sex life specifically

i think fred likes to have fun

nothing wrong with that

so yeah he's been around the block

a few times

so he knows what he's doing when it comes to sex

he takes pride in how good he is honestly

but i also think his first time wasn't all that

he probably lost his virginity rather young

14 maybe 15

the girl was 16 maybe 17

and he kind of pressured himself to lose his virginity after hearing his amazingly cool older brothers talking about 'this bird i shagged...'

it was bill

and fred loves bill

idolizes bill

so in his efforts to be just like him he had to lose his virginity

which he did

but he was beyond nervous and fidgety

he's almost certain the girl felt so bad she lied and said she finished when really he was in there for two minutes TOPS

but he got better over time

also he made sure that the person he was with finished first because he's still a little embarrassed abut that first time

george is the only person who knows about his first time, he didn't want anyone else to know

ESPECIALLY bill

anyway

so by the time you guys start dating fred is very experienced in the bedroom

you are not

you are a virgin

thats ok

😌

i feel like fred would just assume your not a virgin if you didn't tell him otherwise

because 1) you are drop dead gorgeous and could get it literally any time you wanted

and 2) he just assumes everyone does it unless told otherwise

you would be talking one day and somehow your first times would come up and fred would go beet red and admit how terrible it was for him

and then you'd kinda just 🙂

because you don't have a first time story

fred would not catch on at first

he would be very confused

then you'd go pink and come out with it

"...i'm a virgin, freddie."

he was honestly surprised

but once he noticed how genuinely uncomfortable you were admitting it, like it was something bad

he'd go into protective, comforting freddie mode

would go above and beyond to tell you that it wasn't a bad thing at ALL and he wishes he would've waited

and then he goes

"now that i know, i'm going to make sure your first time is amazing, love."

then he'd kinda just pause and go red again as he thought about what he said

"i mean, assuming you'd want your first time to be with me. totally cool if not, but i reckon that would be rather odd considering we are dating... unless you are breaking up with me...wait don't break up with me."

you'd just giggle and pull him into a kiss

"i want my first time to be with you, only you."

"i am so glad we are on the same page."

ok fred would go ALL OUT to make sure your first time was amazing

unforgettable

and you ARE finishing.

it would be over summer

you're staying at the burrow for the next month

and fred has it all planned out

you had told him you were ready a few weeks ago and he told you he wanted to surprise you for your first time

so you've just been waiting

he'd set up a cute little tent in the meadows of the burrow

string up some lights in the trees

plethora of blankets and pillows in said tent

wait i forgot their tents are like huge inside

aW WAIT IT WOULD BE LIKE A WHOLE CUTE LITTLE ROOM

STOP🥺

anyway

he'd have some food

some water

many condoms

he's so excited

oK so the sun would just be setting

and fred says he has something to show you outside

he also knows with a full house no one is going to come looking for you two, but just in case george knows the plan and is there for damage control just in case

so you go out with fred and hes practically skipping and hes all giggly

and you are starting to feel his giddiness so you guys are just this giggly mess together

then he gets to the spot

the sex tent

and it's beautiful

you are blown away

and he is just so happy seeing you happy

so you guys eat a little

talk

have some fun

he will feed you food to be romantic

you will get a grape dropped down your shirt

fun times all around

and then your eyes kinda lock

and his are all crinkly from laughing

his freckles just a bit more prominent in the summer season

you are suddenly hit with this intense feeling of love

how much you are in love with him

how much he's in love with you

and you're sure you've never been more ready than you are right now

fred is feeling floaty

you are looking at him with this look in your

and it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy

he'd reach out to cup your cheek, his thumb gently running across your cheek bone

then he'd pull you closer and rest his forehead against yours

your nose would brush and he'd run the tip of his nose along your nose before placing a kiss on it 🥺

you push forward and capture his lips in a kiss

and its on.

he pulls you into his lap

you guys are in heavy a make out

his hands are on your ass

your hands are in his hair

then he pushes you closer with his hands on your butt

the feeling of his hardening cock in his trousers against your clothed clit has you shuddering because jesus christ almighty

you've never felt anything like that before

you whimper into his mouth and fred is sure he's died and gone to heaven

so he does it again

after a few more times youre moving your hips on your own accord

you'd never admit to him that you'd fantasized about this very moment

in this very position

but instead of him it was a pillow you were grinding against

anyway

you guys moved to the bed in the tent

fred pulls away and he's holding your face in his hands so gently and looking at you with so much love

"I need to know that you are completely certain that you want this. I need you to be absolutely sure, love."

"I want this. I want you."

there was no hesitation in your voice

so he'd slowly take off both your clothes making sure that at any given moment he's got more off then you to make sure you never feel uncomfortable or embarrassed

so like if you've got your shirt off, fred has his off two and is working on his pants THEN he'd move your pants

now you are in your bra and underwear

he's in his briefs

and he can't help but take you all in

your skin

your curves

each dip and line

everything about you is just so beautiful

and he's just barely touching you as he's dragging the back of his fingers down from your neck to your belly button just watching as your skin erupts in goosebumps

he's never seen anything so beautiful

i think it was in that moment that he knew, no matter what, he would always be in love with you

all of you

he looks for your approval before reaching behind you and unhooking your bra

when your bra comes off thats when you get the butterflies in your belly

and lets be honest

on the inside

fred's a mess

like he might get choked up

regardless

the tiddies are out

fred leans down and starts to place slow, loving, kisses across the skin of your chest and in the crook of your neck before trailing them down to your breasts

you let out a shaky breath as he takes your pebbled nipple into his mouth

his hand moving to tease the other one

he's sucking and licking the sensitive nub making you breathless

then he'd drag his tongue down to your belly button then just below it before sucking a hickey onto your hip

he'd KISS IT AFTERWARDS TOO 🥺

he'd look up at you silently asking if you were ok and if he could remove your panties

you nod

youre nervous and excited and just ready

so he pulls off your underwear

and suddenly you feel very naked

but you also feel more comfortable than you ever thought you would

because it's fred

and he's your best friend

and he's just so

comforting

and you'd trust him with your life

so its a positive experience

his brings his thumb to rub gently circles on your clit before running two fingers up your slit to collect your juices

you let out a breathy moan as he slides a single digit into your entrance

his head is resting on your thigh placing sweet kisses on the skin as he adds in a second finger

his other arm is hooked around the thigh that his head is resting against, with his hand falling just close enough to your cunt that he can rub slowly, tight circles on your clit

you cum pretty quickly from fred's intense, intimate fingering

and he makes sure to make a show of putting his fingers in his mouth moaning at the taste of your release

he moves up to your lips, pulling you into a kiss

and you can taste yourself on his tongue

and there is something so erotic about it

that has your pussy clenching

ok so he pulls off his boxers and you audibly gulp

he's

l a r g e

and he notices your apprehension

he doesn't want to lie and say its not going to hurt

because in all honesty it might hurt

fred presses a calming kiss to your forehead as he lines himself up with your entrance

"im going to go slow, alright. if at you want me to stop tell me, ok, bunny?"

"ok, i might be bad at this."

"never"

aND HE'D SAY IT WITH SUCH A SWEET SMILE AND THIS LOVING TONE

BECAUSE YOU COULD NEVER BE BAD AT ANYTHING EVER IN FRED'S EYES

ESPECIALLY THIS

BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU ARE LITERALLY PERFECT

AND HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

anyway

it does hurt a bit

its uncomfortable

you do get a little teary because of the dull burn of the stretch

and fred's heart aches seeing the way your face screws up in discomfort

but after a few minutes

and a few kisses from fred

youre ready for him to start moving

he starts off slow

the pain is starting to dissipate

and it begins to feel really good

like really good

i forgot to mention it earlier but fred IS wearing a condom

back to the story

so pretty soon you guys are enjoying yourselves

fred is kissing on your neck and lips

youre tugging on his hair and letting out breathy moans and whimpers into his ear

you cum a second time before fred spills into the condom

he slowly pulls out

and the feeling of emptiness after he does so is your new least favorite feeling

you are just craving to be near him, to be impossibly close

he pulls you into his side and starts peppering kisses along your hairline

and his fingers are running up and down your back

and hes just holding you so tight

stop🥺

"i love you, bug."

"love y'too, freddie."

your slurred words made it lear to him that you were starting to fall asleep

you guys would have to wake up super early the next morning and sneak back into the house

and you'd both be super giggly and cuddly and just hanging off each other

fred wouldn't want to let you go and would pull you back into him every time you tried to leave and go into ginny's room (where you were staying)

aW then for the next few days you guys just cant keep your hands off each other

and you both are so in love

sHUT UP I LOVE FRED WEASLEY

tags:

@siriusement

@amourtentiaa

@lifeofkaze

@theorangedrummer

@erinruby003

@famdomhideout

@an2402lths

@escapingrealitybyreading

@readyg0erge

@maybesandohnos

@therealhouseelvesofhogwarts

@onlyfreds

[duckugou]

golden

Kenma x GN!reader

Im trying to stray away from my comfort zone of just writing readers that use she/her so bear with me

sorry if this lowkey sucks but it was inspired by harry styles song golden

cw: big cursing, huge fluff, strangers to friends to lovers, comfort, aged up!

come to my asks to be a part of my taglist! just let me know what kinds of fics/ what fandom/ what characters/ etc you want to be tagged in!

Requests are open!!

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Being a streamer comes with perks. Being comfy at home, not having to face people in real life every day, playing games, typical shit. Another perk is making good friends.

Meeting people on a voice chat is common for Kenma -guys and gals alike. What he wasnt expecting one night was the sweetest voice on the other end of his headphones.

"You're all fucks- I'm better at this game than all of you combined. Try me."

To think that was the sentence that made Kenma's ears perk up and burn.

"What the hell ever- we have the great Kodzuken on our side." One of the guys said, half joking half dead serious.

"Oh yeah, he isn't even speaking up to defend your pussy asses- probably knows I could beat him too." You could hear the smirk in that last part.

"U-uh, no. You can't beat me. Nobody can actually. Not at this game." Kenma rebutted , confident in his gaming skills but not so much his speaking skills to this stranger.

"Oh man, you certainly sound confident. Come on, Kodzuken- 1v1 me then. Show me who the best really is."

Kenma suddenly felt nervous. Should he really demolish this stranger? Isn't it polite to let the person you like win? He didn't like this person yet but god their voice was attractive.

"Fine. Send the request." He decided.

"Sent, fucker."

The game resulted in a tie because this stranger actually knew what they were doing. They both threw friendly insults at each other the whole time of course, making each of them laugh a little.

"Okay fine. The great Kodzuken himself almost beat me. Im almost honored to have a great streamer almost beat me."

"Well you almost beat me too- uh-" Kenma stuttered over the fact that he didn't know how to address this stranger.

"Oh! Call me Y/n." The person giggled.

"You can uh, call me Kenma."

"Oh you don't want me to repeat your title over and over like everyone else?" They laughed.

"No, friends don't call me that. They use my name name." His ears were burning.

"Friends, huh? Guess that means you owe me your number so we can schedule a rematch where I can properly beat your ass."

"Huh, guess so."

A few months had gone by and Y/n and Kenma were as close as they could be. They found out they live close by each other and began hanging out a lot.

Y/n would be in the back of his streams on occasion and wouldn't hesitate to speak up during them. Thats the thing about Y/n. They've always been so outspoken. Since the start. Everything they talk about comes so easy to Y/n. Nothing is held back. Kenma knows everything about them. He on the other hand is still a bit closed off. Quiet. The two are so opposite yet so alike. Kenma doesn't speak much about himself, opting to listen.

Especially when talking about past relationships.

One night, they were sat in Kenmas room in separate chairs, letting conversations flow.

"So, you've dated but why have the relationships ended?" Y/n asked.

"Ah, I dont know- its not important. Why did yours end?" Kenma flipped the question as he always does.

"One guy cheated," Y/n tossed a piece of popcorn in the air, missing their mouth and brushing it off. "One girl left because she was leaving for school, and one guy just didn't mesh with me. Your turn." Y/n pushed the question back.

"Uh- well. I don't click with people easily. I'm pretty closed off so when I date it usually ends in hurt feelings by accident or they get sick of me." Kenma finally admitted.

"Huh." Y/n flopped onto their stomach on the bed after setting down the popcorn. "Don't you like anyone though? Like- if you liked someone enough, do you think you would give opening up a shot?"

"I mean I guess. Nobody ever takes the time to...pry me open." That got a laugh out of Y/n. Good. "But yeah I do like someone."

Sitting up suddenly, Y/n became visibly excited.

"TELL ME WHO."

"No god no- it isnt important." Kenmas ears burned again.

"Come onnnnn. Its gotta be someone big time cool to earn your heart. I have to approve."

Y/n pulled Kenma from his chair to the bed, not letting go of his hand as he sat down.

"Theyre very cool- and very sweet. Understanding. Someone who stands up for me and makes me comfortable-" Kenma began gushing.

"Do I know them?" Y/n interrupted.

"Y-yeah. You sure do." Kenma scratched the back of his neck.

"Oooh ok, a guessing game. Describe them more- their looks!" Y/n held his hand tighter, bouncing up and down with excitement.

"Well- ok." Kenma took a deep breath and decided he could be vague enough. "Theyre short. As short if not shorter than me. Competitive. Very cute smile-"

"TOO VAGUE give me the JUICY DETAILS" Y/n pushed.

"They uh- they have..pretty eyes." He was staring at this point, eyes wandering around Y/ns face to find more things to describe. "cute nose too I guess. Squishy cheeks. Glasse-"

"WHO THE HELL IS IT KENMA- its starting to sound like youre describing me." Y/n laughed.

"No- I'm totally not!" Kenma rushed.

"Tell this person you like them. You look so happy when you talk about them. Its kind of sickening."

"I can't just do that." Kenma stated flatly.

"Yeah you can."

"No-"

"DO ITTTT. Nothing to be scared of- it's CUTE. They would be dumb to not like you."

Kenma sighed, knowing he couldn't tell Y/n the truth about who he liked. What does he usually do when he's put in a corner like this? Oh thats right-

"Who do you like then Y/n?" He asked, proud of himself for deflecting again.

"Oh thats easy. You." Y/n said, letting go of his hand and laying back on the bed, leaving Kenma sitting up and stunned.

"What? No I mean a crush idiot. Who do you liiikkkeee?" Kenma pushed, hoping he didn't hear Y/n wrong.

"You, Kenma. I've had a crush since our first tie in a game. Thought that was obvious-"

Kenma flopped back on the bed as well. The both of them looking at each other.

"Oh. My person is uh... really... open and honest." Kenma said quietly.

"Is that why you wont tell them?" Y/n asked just as hushed.

"Yeah... what if right now they say yes but then their feelings change one day? That would hurt so bad. Worse than not telling them ever." He whispered.

There was silence. They knew what they both just admitted. Kenmas heart started racing. This might've fucked everything up. He might lose them. But they like him too so why is he so scared?

Y/n held his hand again.

"I know that youre scared because I'm so open...but hey... If you wanna give it a try..." Y/n whispered, scared about whether or not their honesty fucked them over.

"You might be right this time Y/n." Kenma whispered.

The space between them was closed due to both of them being drawn together like magnets in that moment. A sweet kiss.

"Let's try it then. I'll work on... being more open if you'd like." Kenma said.

"Kenma. I dont want you to change one bit. I like you the way you are."

Acceptance. It was the best thing Kenma has ever felt.

[thesolotomyhan]

joining the dea and javier peña falling for you would include

a/n: first javier request and my soft clown ass did her best to bring this request justice for you corazoncitos,, wow anyways pls love me either way if this is actual garbage

taglist: @fandomnerd16 @visintaes @sheeshgivemeabreak @artemiseamoon @umvirgo @redhairedace

let me know if you want to be tagged!

ok so when i thought about this- my mind went straight to a slow b u r n relationship :))

because all i can think about is him not even realizing the moment where you- the very person hes been trying to avoid since day one- holds his entire heart in your hands

like him coming to the point where he notices hes so deep in love with you the very second he stared at you a little longer than usual,,

 not paying attention to what you said even though he was staring straight at your lips- 

and hes just over here like “fuck me,, this cant be happening-”

i laugh because i know he would start to get all nervous around you,, 

his tie feeling like its choking him when he tries to talk to you, becoming tongue tied,, when he had literally zero problems before talking with you- 

his palms sweating and getting so frustrated with himself,, especially when he looks over at you when you laugh at something steve or horacio said to you-

just wanting you to be laughing at something he said instead-

just the literal exact opposite feelings hes been trying to push away and convince himself he doesnt have has him beyond done with himself at this point because he knows theres no way out of this-

because?? since when the fuck ever did the javier pena start getting nervous around trying to talk to a woman and much less the person that hes supposed to be working with,, thats what pisses him off- 

and i would imagine him having this closed off connection with you since the first step you took in the office

because i have this thought in my head where javier wouldnt have liked the news of you joining the dea in colombia when he first heard about it

bc theres already so much stress going on from trying to catch escobar,,

and hes not about to have to train and catch your rookie ass up to them ya feel?

but woW does he realize he has it all fucking backwards about you when steve introduces you to javi when you get there-

like im not going to lie,, i can feel it in my bones that javier wouldnt really care when both you and steve are standing in front of him

i can just imagine him just glancing up,, looking you over once and just brushing you off,,

just giving you a short hello with like a forced smile and getting up,, grazing past you two-

and steves over here rolling his eyes like “dont listen to him, he can be an asshole,, but youll get used to it-”

i dont know- i get the feeling that you and steve would get along well since the start,, like the two of you becoming best friends:)

because he knows what its like to be in a different country and even more, what its like to be the rookie

so hes just having you always stick with him all the time,, being dea buddies :)) wow

but also having a good relationship with carrillo because i just know he would see something in you-

youre not the one to be a goody-two shoes like steve in the beginning and just by hanging around with you for 5 minutes,, he already loves you and is always with you on missions,,

like you becoming one of the people he trusts the most in the group :)

just- you befriending the whole office to the point everyone would come to you for literally anything-

i laugh imagining javiers amargado ass always being annoyed af by that,, because weve seen this man stress tf over escobar and bernas bs hes always pulling-

and hes just trying to be serious for once and not have this whole case drag on any longer than it has to the point where people dont come to him anymore- 

but listen- i can see you having this attitude with him all the time,, like challenging him everytime you interact with him,,

literally not giving 2 shits if he listens to you,, just getting under his skin and steves over here already on your side no matter what-

i cant-  imagining him giving you an attitude back,, pushing you away and sending you with murphy but

 :(( even tho he wont ever admit it then,, :( he lives for bantering with you because those would come to be the highlights of his day :((

like in those moments he slowly starts to realize unconsciously he doesnt hate you at all,, he just doesnt know how to handle these feelings he has for you because he gives me vibes of him never settling down-

but here he fucking is,, not even noticing that hes constantly looking at you,, sitting up straight when he sees you start to walk over to him :(

or like him muttering to himself,, trying to convince his mind that he doesnt and shouldnt see you in a romantic way-

but he just can’t help stop thinking about you,, the way you smiled at him that morning or that you chose to sit by him during a meeting- 

i dont know- im just emotional at the thought of him being so hopelessly in love with you,, like not even fighting it anymore because he cant

just him slowly coming around to being near you all the time,, and maybe just checking up on you,,

i CRY at thought of him becoming your number one hype man :((

like him yelling at everyone to shut up and listen to you when you have something to say about information-

the both of you smiling to each other,, like him nodding in your direction because he has your back :)) wow i aM SOFT

im fucking sorry but the way he has literal HEART EYES watching you talk in front of everyone,,

not even paying attention to what youre saying just focusing on the way hes never noticed the little details about you- i

this bitch is literally in a haze,, focusing all of his  attention on you,,

like he doesnt even notice when steve looks over at him and back to you,, smile on his face when he realizes what javis thinking about-

i cant- and him elbowing javiers side when you finish talking because hes not even moving from his spot,, still too embobado watching you like

“you fucking like her dont you?”- 

:((HOLD ON?? - I SOB at the thought of steve being the wingman because he just wants the best for both of his friends,,,

 he makes it his fucking mission to get you two together- :((

like im imagining him being the type to give you a note or something from carrillo or messina-

telling you to pass it on to javier even tho he’s literally like 4 feet away from you both lol

like hes just trying to push you two to spend more time together as much as possible-

woW because can you imagine you giving javier these smALL HEART EYES AS YOU WALK UP TO HIM,,

the two of you being stuck to the floor when youre giving him the note,, both of you waiting for the other to make a move first,, 

neither of you being able to get 2 words out to eachother even though you both would banter with each other before but now?? its a difference feel

and all the while steve is over here next to carrillo,, the both of them betting which of you two is going to do something first lmao

god im sorry but im :(( imagining you giving him a small smile and walking away buT javiers not even looking at the note because hes over here standing there,, not moving a single muscle,, just watchinG YOU LEAVE WITH THE BIGGEST HEART EYES WHEN YOURE NOT LOOKING AT HIM ANYMORE- :(((

oh my god, wow can you imagine steve getting connie in on this because hes just so done waiting and watching you both fucking struggle to get 4 words out to eachother- so much p i n n i n g

so like the two of them would definitely do this double date just to get the two of you together outside of work :))

but:) they would skip :)) halfway through the date or just not show up at all :)))

and have you and javier go on :)the date alone :)) so its just the two of you :) WOW

listen i dont make the rules but you and javier definitely walk in the next day together,, holding fucking hands perhaps?? im- i need to go sob

[generalnoschicken]

(you already know what time it is: me being a simp for the more redeeemable asshole in the redactedverse)

christian first date hcs

(refer to this poat before reading in order for it to make sense)

so, after hitting it off at the coffee shop, chritian finally decides to text his new found 'fling' about meeting up again

'hey'

christian could not help but stare at the phone for about 10 minutes afterbhe sent the message,,"this is stupid thers no way their gonna-"

'heyy i was wondering when you were gonna talk to me again'

'really? if you really wanted to talk to me why didnt you text first?'

he couldnt believe the nerve of them to make him all nervous and blushy and anxious and then never reach out only to say that they wanted him to do it first

'i got nervous ok?! its not often that i like someone like i like you and i dont want to mess it up is all'

oh. christian didnt know how to feel about that one but before he could say anything,,

'theres this drive in movie that i was planning to go see tonight, do you wanna tag along?'

YES ABSOLUTELY YES NOTHING WOULD BE BETTER (hes whipped your honor)

'yeah sure sounds cool. send me your address and ill come pick you up'

ok now on to the actual date (yk the point of this post im sorry this is sooo long)

they go to see this really bad, cringy romantic 'comedy' if you could even call it that, christian sure wouldn't

"this movie sucks"

"oh thank god i thought that i was gonna have to pretend i liked it just incase you did"

'wow' was all christian could think. they would really fake their enjoyment for him? of all people? if he wasnt head over heels before (he was) then he certainly is now

they go on,,

"but yeah it sucks ass like aside from all the bad acting and dry dialouge, i swear i almost throw up in my mouth whenever he calls her one of thise cheesy nicknames. 'sweetness', 'cookie'? please i wouldve broken up with him"

christian is curious by nature, its the wolf in him ofc

"really? i wouldve thought you like those names"

"me? ew, no gross. i mean, regular petnames are fine i guess, 'baby' , 'honey' , even 'darling' is acceptable but when they get overly sweet or like food related, im out"

"thats unfortunate cupcake, youre missing out"

"im not missing out on jack shi- wait. did you just-?"

christian is rather pleased with the blush on their face and he coulve sworn there was a hint of a smile

"what cupcake? flustered?"

"yeah just a bit not gonna lie," they lean in close realll close and chritian couldve sworn he lost the ability to breathe, "but call me cupcake again, and we're gonna have a problem"

'i want a problem GOD do i want a problem'

"understood"

"good now lets get out of here. theres a diner not too far away, best burgers you will ever have in your life im telling you"

(hope you enjoyed cuz i certainly did)

[starglitterz]

hi there! let's play a game :D tag your moots, and name one special trait about them and why you love it. let's go!

hello !! this sounds SO FUN AKJSDKAJS LET'S GOOOO !!!!

i'm tagging literally all my mutuals including the ones i have never/rarely interacted with so it's super long & under the cut + sorry for the ping!

also it's organised in alphabetical order hehe

@3rdgymbros - your creativity !! AGHHH you always have such great ideas omg, i love seeing your brainrot posts on my dash, they're so inspiring and the way you write is so cool as well!! not to mention you're just all round a very nice person, wishing you a very i hope you get gorou :> HAHA

@abyssheart - GENESIS MY BELOVEDDDDD <3 i love your kindness !! you're always so sweet to me & my works, plus you always offer to hear me out if i need to rant, and that means the entire universe to me !!!!!!!!!!! rmb that i'm always here for you too darling :D also i miss the xiao theme already 😔 /j ILYYYY

@aelatus / @aelbedo - LYRAAAAAAAAAA !! omg we're kinda new moots but also kinda not (???) HAHA EITHER WAY i love your vibes !! you have this rlly calming, peaceful typa personality & aura (??? idk the word 😭) but yes ! and plus you're super friendly and nice and ur blog is so pretty omg ily and it always seems like you rlly care for me in the nicest way possible AHASJKJKS

@almondto-fu - hello sarah !!! omg we're like brand new moots but i've seen you on my friends blogs and you seem like such a nice person omg,,, i can't wait to get to know you more, i hope we get to be friends :D also is this a weird time to say i adore your writing 😭 the xiao ones actually scratch that ALL OF THEM make me go feral i need to go reblog them HAHA ALSO ALSO OMG TYSM FOR REBLOGGING EACH CYNOSURE CHAPTER THATS SO SWEET WTF ILYSM <3

@blisschi - BLISS !! you were my first ever mutual here omg, i love you & thanks for sticking around until now!! thank you for being my friend way back when i was super nervous starting this blog, and i love all your writings they make me so happy :] i love how sweet you are!! your responses to me when we're messaging & even to your anons are always so cute & cheerful omg, it's adorable !!! i hope we stay friends for ages, and i also hope you feel better soon <3

@bluexiao - BLUEEEE :D hi !!! omg first off congrats on almost 2k !!! i'm so super proud of you omg, you've worked super hard for this and you 1 million% deserve it!! i love your compassion hehe,,, which might sound weirdly specific but you've always been very nice to me whenever we interact! PLUS omg you literally offered to help me w the current genshin event which i am Struggling with 😔 HAHAHA speaking of which we need to co op tgt soon!!! i can't wait LOL and ilysm !!!!

@bookuya - BOO!!!!!!!! *cutely types out thesis on reasons why i love you* OK SO YOURE LITERALLY ONE OF MY CLOSEST MUTUALS KJASKDJASKD i love how fun you are !!!! whenever i talk to you the convo goes in all sorts of crazy directions which i absolutely love, and you're so freaking supportive too ?!??!?! not to mention ur a crazy talented writer, i stg almost all your fics are in my 'favourite' tag LMAO 😭 yES ANYWAYS the concepts for your fics + blog is also super adorable ALL THE TIMEEEE pls ‼ now give me a kiss before yumeko hybrid eats you mwah mwah <3 HAHAHA stg i couldn't pick just one trait to choose omg ilysm 🥺💖

@chaoticallychaos - LUCAAA !!! omg i love how multi-talented you are!! pls i adore it when you send me random hcs and stuff in my inbox, they're always so funny & cute like how tf are you so creative KJADSKJADS 😭 OMG not to mention your art skill ?!??!?! it's so good ?!?!? like i remember when you made the animatic of me, and the one of the modern au genshin streamers' room, they were SO COOL AKJSDKJ ily !!

@childeluv - LOVEEE I LITERALLY LOVE YOU AHAHAH <3 ok i admire your determination !! PLS THIS SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY 😭 but im talking abt like how you always accept comfort/emergency requests & write them super fast to help people who need them, youre literally like a superhero SKJDSKJ plus you have so many series ongoing at the same time yet you manage them all, which is so epic omg i stan <3

@constellarations - HIIII !! we're new moots omg and i just wanna say I LOVE YOUR CONTENT !!!! <3 your ideas are always super creative omg and reading your work always makes me smile :DDD here's to hoping we get to become closer, have a lovely day darling <333

@dilucbar - AERI AERI AERI <3333 I LOVE YOU OMGGG YOURE SO FUNNY IN YOUR REPLIES TO MY ASKS AKJSDAKJS 😭😭😭 PLUS I LOVE HOW YOURE JUST SUCH A COOL FRIENDLY PERSON you literally give me yoimiya vibes all fax no printer 🥶🥶🥶 HAHAHA omg plus your writing skill ?!?!? SHEESHHHHH 😩 AHAHA OMG I LOVE YOUR FICS i hope you feel super amazing & better asap!! proposes marriage cutely <3

@eternism - JADE MY DARLING WIFE BELOVED KISSES YOU <3 jade x quill so true <333 HAHAHA youre so nice to me !??!?!? and so chaotic too ?!?!?!?! I LOVE THAT OMG and also we're like married now no take backs HAHAKDKJSDKJ pls your blog is so fun and cute i love interacting with you so much, thank you for being my friend !! let's meet many cats and kittens together in future 😳😳😳 LMAO <333

@favoniuscodex - new mutuals !??!?!? ur blog is super cool and vibey, and i love your humour !! seeing your replies to your asks on my dash is so funny ALSJKDSK i swear 😭 also omg your fics are top tier, i hope diluc comes home for you soon (and that ppl stop asking you abt inheritance) LOL !! also pls stop with the constant xiao angst my heart can't take it /j

@ganyuslily - KNIVES !!! youre so cool omg you have such a badass vibe tbh AHAHA OKOK so i know you like flowers & their symbolism so i googled this and apparently alstroemeria symbolises friendship !! (not sure how accurate this is considering its the internet but you get what im trying to say 😭) SO YES i will now deliver a HUGEEEE bouquet of alstroemeria to you my love i hope you have an awesome day !!! also i forgot to mention i love your fics omg, plus your music taste is WONDERFUL <3

@glazelilyy / @luceyluce - LUCE THE LOML !!! omg in my head i always think of you as like kaeya simp no1 HAHAHA but anyways i love how friendly you are ! your blog is always so chaotic with all your anons causing ww3 HASKJDKJS but you manage to be on all sides at the same time and ALSO send me cute asks ?!?!? bro ur so powerful HAHAHA ily !!! and ur fics are cute asf, keep up the awesome work my love <3

@huataos - LIII i don't think you're active on here anymore T_T honestly i'm sad we didn't get to interact that much, but during the time that we did you were super fun and nice to talk to !! ily, hope you're doing well <3

@kachuuha-deactivated20210720 - cries patchi i miss you 😭 KJKJDSKJS anyways you might not see this but i love how like tranquil you and ur blog are, you have this awesome relaxing vibe which is so cool 🤩 also omg i love your creativity omg royal flush was so GALAXY BRAINED i stg, you deserve the world, i hope youre doing awesome !!

@kaeyalber1ch - HELP MIMI WE'VE NEVER INTERACTED BEFORE BUT YOU SEEM SO COOL !!!!!!!! omg your recent work abt xiao with an s/o who has a lip piercing *screams into the abyss* HAHAHA i love ur writing and hope we get to interact more !!!!!!!

@koriyue - OMG ASDKASJDK HI KITTY I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE MUTUALS KAJSDKJAS 😭😭😭 bestie i love how sweet you are to everyone on your blog omg, i've seen your replies to asks and you genuinely seem so kind !??!?! PLUS CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR GRAPHICS WTF ur so creative it blows my mind i have no choice but to stan 😌 KEEP UP THE AWESOME WORKKKK !!!

@lilikags - HELLO LILI !!!! we don't interact that often but i wanna say that ur so epic omg !! you're literally the number 1 kamisato ayato simp HAHAHA if mihoyo ever makes him a playable character we will all have you to thank for pushing the ayato agenda <3 LOL anyways ur writing is super cool and nice to read omg, i hope you have a great day !!

@love-impact - omg rosen you were one of my first mutuals here, and i wanna say tysm !!!!! i adore your humongous mind HAHASKJDKJSD as in your talent at worldbuilding !!!!! holy shoot your oc's and shambhala (did i spell that right 😭) are so creative & unique omg, plus it's so amazing to see how you structured an entire archon quest which showcased all the characters and the land, i love it & can't wait to learn more!!! (also hauteclaire x reader when???)

@mika-zuko - MIKAAAA HI !!! omg we've been mutuals for quite a bit now and i wanna say thank you for always reblogging my fics !!!! the adorable comments you leave always make my day 🥺 besides that i think we are both albedo simps hehe (albedo simps r always swag so true) HAHAHA ily & i hope we get to interact more often, you're always super nice and fun !!

@noirkkat - EZ OMG WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN 😭 genuinely not enough words in any language to express how much i love you ☹ honestly you never fail to make me smile when you send me asks, or comment on my fics, or talk to me; you're literally an angel omg there's no one thing that i love abt you specifically,,, i just love you as a whole sm, you're one of my closest mutuals on here and i'm so glad i get to call you my wife friend <3 AHAHA besides that you're also an awesome source of memes LMAOOO and ur blog is so chaotic yet also organised too ??!?! how do you even. also i want you to know that you can rant to me whenever you need, don't feel guilty abt it mmkay? ANYWAYS KISSES YOUR FACE MWAH MWAH IM TAKING YOU ON OUR HONEYMOON RN LET'S GO TO LIYUE <3

@oreoz-unfortunately - OREOZ MY BELOVED <3 literally ilysm you cant even COMPREHEND 😭 i love what a great listener you are !! whenever we're on discord you're also great at replying, we make so many hilarious hcs (like chongyun and xingqiu and FROG LMAOOO) & you help me out whenever i need help w venti characterisation HAHA plus omg you always listen to whatever im brainrotting abt and don't scold me for rambling abt it which makes me super happy :] anyways i will now proceed to hold your hand and we can move into an apartment together (apartment au so true) AHAHA ilysm !!!!!

@shiningbarbara - cassiel!!!!! i haven't interacted w you in ages omg i'm so sorry T_T i hope you're doing well my love <333 you were also one of my early mutuals here, and i remember that time we were messaging each other about vocaloid & our hobbies omg that was so fun. thank you for being such a caring person and also pls teach me your skill with makeup HAHAHA <3

@test-tube - katttt omg ilysm, i love how cool you are omg!! you're so chill even when dealing with hate anons you literally use memes against them AHAHA i love that 😭 not to mention you're so sweet and positive too !!! i love all your themes omg you're so good at making things look aesthetically pleasing 🤩 plus you just have this very nice calm vibe which i stan and wish i could have too HAHA <3

@teyvatdreams - hello dani !! we have never interacted before omg i cannot BELIEVEEE we're mutuals i love ur writing sm HSAKJDSJKD and you seem like such a cute friendly nice person, so i hope we get to be friends + interact more! ily, have a wonderful day my love !!!

@urujiako / @ohmykazuha - JIA ILYSFM AKJKJSDAS THERES NO AMOUNT TO ACCURATELY QUANTIFY HOW MUCH ILY 😭🥺 i love your positivity !! you always make me want to find the wonder in every day, and talking to you never fails to make me smile super happily AAAA ily ily ily !!! you're somehow so responsible that you can manage like 5 million blogs at one go?!??! and you make them all so pretty ??!?! omg i love that, girlboss vibes HAHAHA thank you for trusting me enough to rant to me, i may suck at giving advice but i'll always do my best to listen if you want to ramble about anything again <3 ilysm and i'm always here for you!! also here's a reminder not to overwhelm yourself, okay? >:( if not i'll have to come aggressively hug you to stop you from overworking. ily and you deserve the galaxy on a platter !!!!!!!!

@velionqs - ASUKAAAAAA MY LOVE !!! omg i love you sm, i still rmb how you sent me that xiao gif when i was on hiatus HAKJSDJKSKDJ THAT WAS SO CUTE !! thank you for being so considerate, i appreciate it loads omg <3 i love talking to you sm, and if you go on hiatus i'll miss you but please take your time !! i'll be here waiting for u to get back hehehe kisses from me to you !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

@xiaophobic - ATLAS MY DARLING BELOVED KISS KISS MWAH MWAH KJASDKJAS ILYSM HUGS YOU AND PROPOSES MARRIAGE CUTELY atlas x quill lovers arc is currently happening guys dw idk anyone named xiao 🙄🙄🙄 LMAOO atlas i love how thoughtful you are !!!!!!!!!! you always send me xiao (what idk who he is,,,,) hcs in my inbox which are SO CUTE like they have no right to be that adorable omg PLUS i send you diluc hcs too !!! but isok ur eloping w me frick diluc he can go drink grape juice or smth idk LMFAOOO anyways, thanks for being a literal comedian & my friend, ily!!!

@yanbub / @yanphobics / @kokomiluvr - YANNNN you are also one of my early-ish mutuals on this blog but idc how long we've been friends bc either way i love your chaotic energy !!!!!! pls every time your spam posts are SO FUNNY for no reason 😭😭😭 i haven't started tears of themis yet but i am manifesting for you to get a vyn card and for marius to go away (???? HASJDJKSD I HOPE THAT WAS RIGHT) anyways also i love ur fics sm ur like the funniest person on the planet can i marry you rn ☹☹☹ actually who cares about marriage instead can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? 'cause i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now. LMAOOAJKWDKJASKJD IM SO SORRY BUT I ASSOCIATE THAT SONG W YOU NOW YAN PLS HAHAHA ILYSM !!! I HOPE WE GET TO STAY FRIENDS FOR A SUPER LONG TIME AND CRY OVER FREE ENDING TOGETHER 🥺 MWAHHHHH <3

this doubles as a general mutual appreciation post which i've been meaning to make for a while hehe :] genuinely my mutuals & friends here always help make my day a lot better, you all mean so much more to me than you know and tumblr has rlly become a comfort/safe space for me bc of people like you <3 i love you all, thank you for everything - i'm so lucky i get to call you all friends, and i'm so glad i joined tumblr !!!

lots and lots and lots of love,

quill <3

[trylobite]

ok so i was tagged by @tantamount-treason to do this lil thing??? and ive been blessed w a bunch of new besties lately and im bored <3

1. vulnerability is..

i think most people see vulnerability as a weakness because thats what the media has always portrayed it as, but its really a strength in my opinion. being afraid of vulnerability can be so isolating and prevent us from forming solid, intimate relationships with people. learning how to be vulnerable and embracing vulnerability is learning how to understand ur emotions and how to project them in a way thats authentic. it sounds like bullshit but i swear once u realize being vulnerable is actively choosing to be open and honest about ur emotions ur life can get so much easier

2. you’re called to do something brave, but your fear is real and stuck in your throat. what is the first thing you do?

honestly…. doing something brave… being the overthinker i am that wording is leading me to believe that something perilous is involved and i just dont do well under pressure so probably i would cry and panic :) and do like a cute quick little pros and cons list idk this feels like a very time sensitive thing and thats just not my strong suit

3. what is something people often get wrong about you?

that im super confident and social and that i can easily talk to anyone. while i understand why people think this way, im actually only talkative because im nervous and dont like uncomfortable silence so im overcompensating by making pointless and fast paced conversation.

4. whats the last show you binged and loved?

maybe the good place or big little lies! i rewatched them both recently and theyre just literally perfect shows idk

5. give us a film you really love!!!

AHHH i have so many wtf um…i really enjoy the 2018 smash hit box office ball buster “ophelia” with rey from star wars (ms. daisy ridley) its just so good and it was all i could think of at the moment but i have so many movies that id die for and love so much so i dont think its fair to rank them

6. a concert you’ll never forget?

i went to atlive last november to see cage the elephant and greta van fleet but metallica was headlining. i assumed the metallica fans would be kind and caring but these specific fans were the exact opposite and ruined the experience for me sadly and ill never forget it since it was my first time seeing cage and theyre my favorite band in the universe :/// but thankfully i did get to see their performance as well as gretas and they both did awesome!!

7. whats ur favorite meal ?

bro i couldnt even tell you… some soup or bread idk hot girl meals u kno the drill

8. whats on ur nightstand right now?

ok so context. my nightstand is a three tier corner shelf so i put like my drinks n shit on there sometimes and like my rings but its mostly for decoration so right now on the top shelf we have 2 edward scissorhand funko pops and a fishtank cool tree decoration and an incense burner that looks like a japanese tower thing? and also a dobby figurine, then the next shelf down we have a shelf dedicated to frog memorabilia and has a salt lamp on it and then the next shelf down has some stuffies and books and a sketchpad!!

9. give us a snapshot of an ordinary moment in your life that brings you great joy.

this is hard bc i think i dont take the time to actually reflect on all the small simple things that bring me joy very often but recently ive started coloring in childrens coloring books (not the adult coloring books those r too elaborate) and that brings me so much joy. showering and being in the shower also brings me so much joy and peace i just feel so cut off from the world in the shower its nice :’)

10. what is one thing you’re deeply grateful for right now?

my cat! her name is newspaper but also bestie. like newspaper is her official name but i literally only call her bestie and she likes it. also my frog willie nelson i love him so much and i hope he lives forever and is immortal and rules the world. i also am thankful for books for being a place for me to run to when i feel really bad bc thats been happening kinda alot recently. OH and ofc for all my new pals as well as my old jackass pals aka my bff, boyfriend, husband, and life coach johnny knoxville aka pj clapp my angel <3

literally if anyone read all of these shit ramblings i will give u a big ole kiss on the cheek with consent bc thats fucking crazy and most of it was probably illegible so thank u

i dont really like tagging other ppl in these things bc it feels like a call out but ill do it anyways bc i wanna hear what u r gonna say <3 @viva-la-jackass1 @count-ravioli

[shortprince-cos]

The Woes Of An Emo

Summary: Tune in this week for Virgil thinking this is all a coincidence! And some Logicality pining. As a treat.

Warnings: Swearing, not having much money(?). I think thats about it? Tell me if I need to add anything else!

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Thanks to @irritating-lady-knight for beta reading this for me!!!

Chapter 5: Maybe This Is Fine?

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Princey's date was called off?! How?! Who on earth wouldn't like him?! Virgil was furious, who the f**k says that they don't like someone until after they accept the date?!

...wait.

Virgil was such a hypocrite.

onthevirgeofananxietyattack: what?! What happened?! Who do i need to murder

princeofyourdreams: no one, im fine. he was just too nervous to say anything

Virgil wished he didn't relate so much to mystery guy, then maybe he would want to punch him.

onthevirgeofananxietyattack: well, are u ok?

princeofyourdreams: of course i am! I can conquer any challenge! Dont worry about me!

onthevirgeofananxietyattack: are u sure?

princeofyourdreams: seriously, anxiety, im ok. One disinterested boy isnt going to ruin me.

onthevirgeofananxietyattack: ok, good. Hes obviously not good enough for you anyway

princeofyourdreams: shut up haha

Well, Princey seemed to be doing ok. And maybe Virgil was a tad more excited then he should be, but can you blame him? He's had a crush on Princey for a year, and he might actually have a chance now!

Well, as much of a chance you could have when you've never even seen each other.

Now all Virgil had to do was go on this not-a-date date and live. Yay.

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"Ok, now if you run out of money, ask him to pay for you."

"Dad!" Virgil scolded. "I'm not going to leech off my friends!"

Remy just chuckled. "C'mon Virge, live a little! It's not everyday you actually step outside. With a couple of boys no less."

Virgil turned red. "It's a friend date, Dad." He grumbled.

Remy turned to where Virgil was in the passenger seat and tilted down his shades to look him in the eyes. "Sure it is."

Virgil grumbled something as Remy pulled the car in front of the mall. "Here's your stop, babe."

Virgil rolled his eyes as his mouth betrayed him by smiling. "Whatever, I'll see you later."

"Love you." Remy added while Virgil stepped out of the car.

"Love you too, Dad."

Virgil eventually made his way over to the food court, where everyone was meeting.

Virgil was also questioning why he suggested this hang-out anyway. It was going to be so awkward! How was he going to have a good time with the guy he rejected, a nerd who could probably kill him, and a "friend" he only started talking to two days ago?

Why did he do this?

"Viiiiiirrrrrrrgiiiiiiiiiilllllllll!!!!!" Patton was suddenly running towards where Virgil was standing in the food court.

"Uh- wait-" Virgil got trapped in a bear hug (how? Patton is so small!) as soon as Patton reached him.

"Patton, try not to kill the poor fellow." Roman chuckled as he walked up to the trap that Virgil was caught in.

Patton eventually let Virgil breathe as he let go. "Sorry! I just got excited! I don't normally go many places!" He exclaimed.

"Well, we'll have to take you to more places then, Patton." Logan smirked as he approached the small group.

Roman chuckled again as Patton blushed and silently thanked him. "Well then!" Roman announced. "Where shall we go first?"

"Hot To-"

"No, Pumpkin King, we're not going to Hot Topic." Roman immediately interrupted.

"Then why did I even come?" Virgil whined playfully.

"C'mon, Roman! Hot Topic does have some really good Disney stuff~" Patton pushed in a teasing tone.

Roman let out a long, exaggerated groan. "Fiiiiiinnnnnneeeee. We can go."

"Yes!"

"Yay!"

"Satisfactory."

"Wow. Y'all are a bunch of nerds." Said Roman.

"Says the guy who cried when they changed Mickey Mouse's art style." Logan shot back.

"ListEN IT LOOKS LIKE ABSOLUTE CRAP AND ISN'T TRUE TO THE ORIGINAL!"

"Roman, please, I don't want to spend twenty minutes talking about-"

Roman quickly pulled out his phone and displayed two Mickey Mouse pictures with different art styles. "Look, Logan. Look at how they massacred my boy."

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And after that debate, they made their way to the dark and ridiculously edgy Hot Topic, unfortunately located next to the very bright and pink Justice store.

"I must go, my people need me." Virgil joked as he walked through the doorway.

"Of course this is where your people are, where else could you find the emos?" Roman rolled his eyes playfully.

"Oh, do you know people here, Virgil?" Logan asked innocently, clearly not understanding the joke.

"No- it's- it's a meme."

"Don't even try, Angstintator, no one could ever teach Logan the way of memes." Roman announced, slowly drifting towards the Disney section.

"Well, they are nonsensical. They make zero sense most of the time!" Logan defended.

Patton suddenly gasped like a little kid in a candy store. "Vi, Ro, Lo, look!!!!!!"

They all looked to where Patton was pointing, and saw it.

They holy grail of cute things. Something that could almost (almost) rival Patton himself.

A Pusheen plush that was holding a cookie. It was beautiful (to Patton at least).

Patton squealed and grabbed the closest person (which happened to be Logan) and held his hand while dragging him towards the plush in excitement.

Logan immediately flushed and trailed after Patton helplessly.

Roman chuckled at that and returned to looking at the Disney merchandise, while Virgil made his way over to the band t-shirts.

"Look!!! Look at it!!!! It's so cuuuutttteeee!!!!!!" Patton fawned. He checked the tag for the price and immediately frowned. "Shoot..." He mumbled under his breath.

"What's wrong?" Logan asked, then checked the price. $39.98. Not too expensive, but expensive enough to be a pain.

"Ah. Not bring enough money?" Patton slowly nodded at the question, looking...guilty? Or maybe disappointed? Logan didn't really know, only that it was making Patton upset.

Logan frowned at that. Someone as bright and kind as Patton shouldn't be unhappy! Patton deserved to be happy at least 100% of the time, Logan thought.

"Logan!!! Come here!!! Look at this!" Roman called from behind a shelf somewhere, knocking Logan out of his thoughts.

"Uh- excuse me for a second Patton." Patton nodded with a small (was it sad, too?) smile as Logan went to find Roman.

Roman was located behind a shelf filled with more Disney merchandise. "What, Roman? I was kind of busy." He asked, clearly annoyed.

"Yeah, busy failing at wooing him." Roman rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Seriously Logan, how could you be so dense?"

"Do you want me to provide a list of examples and events that you were being 'dense' at?"

Roman simply groaned. "C'mon Logan, think for a second! Patton doesn't have enough money for the plush that makes him smile. A smile which you love seeing. Therefore, what do you do with that fat wallet of yours?"

It suddenly clicked in Logan's head. "Oh. Oh! Do you think he'll be happy about it?"

"Of course he will! He'll adore you!" Roman pushed Logan out from behind the shelf. "Now go gettem!"

Meanwhile, Patton was talking with Virgil.

"Hey, Virge! Did you find anything?"

All Virgil had to do to answer the question was look at Patton with the pile of shirts in his arms.

"Uh. Yeah." Virgil replied, thinking of how embarrassing this was.

Patton giggled a bit. "Do you need help carrying that?"

"Please." Virgil sighed.

Patton took some of the shirts and other clothing items (were those fishnets?!) out of Virgil's hands.

"So, are you doing ok?" Patton asked.

"O-oh. Yeah, I'm ok. I'm just worried about...if Roman is. Like, what if he's mad at me? I bet thats what he and Logan are talking about right now-"

"Slow down, Virgil." Patton interrupted. "I'm sure they aren't, and I really doubt that Roman's mad at you. If he was mad, he seems like the type to show it."

"That's...probably right." Virgil mumbled.

"Just calm down a bit, and have some fun! You are having fun, aren't you?"

Virgil smiled lightly. "Yeah. I am."

Patton smiled too. "Then let's go have more fun!"

And with that, Patton grabbed Virgil's hand and dragged him to the next shelf, looking through more cute things.

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{Next}

Dear all of the people who thought Virgil would figure it out this chapter,

HA! Y'all thought WRONG! Virgil and Roman share the same brain cell, but neither of them use it!

Taglist in reblog

Reblogs are appreciated!💖

[anakinfruit]

thanks for the tag @emilykenobi !! 💗💗

1. Why did you choose your url?

ok there’s actually a long running inside joke about it but basically it comes down to I was assigned Anakin Fruit by a uquiz and then shenanigans occurred and i changed all my discord names to Anakin/Vader fruit and then ti continue one the trend i changed my tumblr url to match

2. Any side blogs?

yea i don’t use any of them anymore though so I’m not going to plug them. but i do have a separate art account @nooodledoodles if you’d like to follow that :D

3. How long have you been on tumblr?

too long. idk since i was 13 or 14 and im 21 now, so do the math? what is that like 7-8 years

4. Do you have a queue tag?

nope, i can’t be bothered to queue anything thats just extra steps, we reblog in spurts like men here

5. Why did you start your blog?

i wanted to look at homestuck fan art

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp?

because @dilfdarthvader originally had a bi leia one and i wanted a bi anakin one so she made one and it’s beautiful

7. Why did you choose your header?

I wanted to convert my blog fully into star wars and I needed a header to match the theme so chose this one if anakin and ahsoka because i love them. I don’t remember who made it off the top of my head but i reblogged the post i got it from so it can be searched up

8. What post of yours has the most notes?

i believe its a photoset of how attractive the Carolina hurricanes roster was a couple of years ago?? or a Carter Hart gif from world juniors im not quite sure. I know something broke a thousand notes though

9. How many mutuals do you have?

bruh i dont even know who follows me and who i also follow but i know i can say for certain i have at least 50, it’s definitely more but theres probably only about 50 id recognize right away? maybe? i dont knowww i only talk to a select few and the m.a.d. server

10. How many followers do you have?

1,135, don’t ask my why or how, theyre just there i dont even know how many are active

11. How many blogs do you follow?

1798, i’m just follow happy

12. Have you ever made a shit post?

oooh yea, i dont think theyve ever gotten any traction tho

13. How often do use Tumblr a day?

*nervous chuckling* i’m like chronically online, according to my screen time its around 2-2.5 hrs per day, which honestly i was expecting higher

14. Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog?

i don’t think so, not that i can recall

15. How do you feel about ‘you need to reblog’ posts?

fuck em, i see em and aggressively scroll past i don’t need to be guilt tripped when im trying to zone out from the world thank you very much

16. Do you like tag games?

yeeee please tag me in things 🥺

17. Do you like ask games?

also ye, send me things!!

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

oh a good deal of my star wars mutuals i think, maybe? i’m really not good at judging popularity

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

nah, they’re just my pocket phone friends

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