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g00seg1raffe · 28 days ago

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So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

#it helps that maedhros also has a metric fuck ton of scars so he can make up so much shit #know how i lost my eye? didnt go to bed on time and it shrivelled up #why do i have to wear a shoulder brace sometimes? didn't practice my letters and the bones all fell apart #where'd my fingernails go? didnt wash my hands before eating and they ran away #why is my back all stripy with criss-cross lines? didnt use my cutlery and they attacked me #why are some of my teeth metal? cause i didnt clean em properly for two minutes with mint ointment and i accidentally ate them in my sleep #whys there grey bits in my hair? didnt bathe after running around in the woods and the cobwebs got stuck and never came out #what happened to my ears? ducked underneath a horse and it spooked and bit them off so never ever do that again elros its very dangerous ok #i dont care your ears are smaller because youre peredhel elros the horse will get you #whys my hair so short? didnt comb it so it was stolen by orcs now hand me the brush and get over here elrond your head's a birdnest #for all that the kid's questions sometimes make maedhros a lil uncomfortable its actually really healing for him #sure sauron whipped him until his spine broke but now he uses those marks to get his kids to eat with cutlery like civilised people #and he cut his hair in a depressive spiral after fingon died but his kids think it was so tangled the orcs stole it to make scruffy orc wig #and his shoulders fucked from hanging on thangondrim for decades but if you kids dont sit down and do your lessons then so help me -#his beloved fingon always kissed his scars when he was allowed but it was witty irreverent half insane erestor who helped him laugh at them #i kind of ship it in a 'secret third thing' kinda way u feel me? not sex not friends but they bring a lot out of eachother its weird #erestor #maedhros #kidnap fam #elrond and elros #maglor #there is a fic that goes with this who wants it

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bowsbar · 1 month ago

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thoughts on finale: entirely serviceable if not eyeroll inducing at some parts and hair-pullingly obtuse at others. i dont like box existing but 1. everyone saw it coming from a mile away and 2. for a show with intentions (in the later stages of its production and writing) to tie up all loose ends and explain everything logically it would make no sense to Not explain box in some capacity and the explanation they did give works fine. i have no issues with box as a character shes cute i liked her interactions with suitcase oomf is obsessed with sinjin drowning it all works out.. buttt it is that second bullet that wears at me like chronic back pain in a more general sense relating to ii. ive talked about it before, its the evolution of ideals with where the writers want to take the show. i feel like ii works best either when its Being goofy (early ii2 is peak) or when its taking itself extremely seriously (ii14 was good), but they try to mesh those two extremes into one being and it does not work whatsoever. you can watch the slider go from one extreme to the other going from season 1 to ii2 finale. Theres really no cure to this, the conditions they evidently worked under of We must make it serious and We cannot retcon past episodes created what we got and While there is so much i can nitpick and a lot of things i dislike about it, when looking at it as a whole i think the final product is.. serviceable. ii's writing is a victim of circumstance, with the circumstance being A passion project stretched across more than a decade of production that (keyly) started when the creators were children. i just wish something ive spent so many hours thinking about and talking about and bonding with others over and creating fanart for had a more solid foundation. i appreciate what it is while simultaneously mourning what couldntve been. i hope that makes sense

#talk #ii #ii spoilers #uh.. ok this got away from me #the box twist is a prime example of what i rambled about #i dont like how they retconned (Yes Retconned its obvious half of this show wasnt planned out in advance) goofy unexplained gags to now hav #meaning #i also know i was kinda waxing poetic here and “ii is a victim of circumstance” is a bit loaded with a preagreement of This shit ass #Obviously if you liked it and saw no problems good for u also this post isnt for you #go be happy #i dont discuss the things in the finale i felt were eyeroll incuding/obtuse here bc now i think putting all that in this same post would #be a bit much #maybe in a rb #Also i could be wrong obviously #since i am not in the brain of adam or brian or justin or in that writing room #my conclusions are based on observation of what theyve presented in their work

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koqen · 2 months ago

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⠀⠀remember me for who i was ⠀⠀☂️

#⠀⠀🍒⠀⠀koqen⠀⠀/⠀⠀mbs⠀⠀#hiraeth. wow. oomfie i was simultaneously scared as freak and jumping for joy when i got this.#LIKE. i ADORE them don’t get me wrong they’re ltr amazing #but you’ve got them down to like the last strand of hair on their heads i dont want to show up being loud and wrong 😓#colour-wise they feel a bit similar to hjx to me (esp w the clrs you use in grphcs) but i didnt wanna make them too samey so. this🤗#<- talking like i was slaving away on ps no boy you were pinterest doomscrolling. WHATEVERR 😴#ANW. hv you seen anything from nohluhn :o they kind of give me those vibes in a way?#attempting to explain why it looks like it does. w the whole angel & “i” thing i was thinking abt omnipresence 👾 hence all the clrs #middle left stuck out 2me bc of the “are we safe?” i just thought it fit kinda. icant explain why the fish r there though 😭#THE CENTRE i wanted 2talk abt it bc like Wow idky it appeals to me sm but i just love it.. + its v hiraeth to me for some reason ^^#last thingg i jst thought the song fit 🤗 a couple of the lyrics give hiraeth kinda but i wont yap abt that too 😭#THANKU FOR ASKING FRIENDDD ILYY 😢😢🫶 I LOVE THESE ABSOLUTE ICONS!!!!!!!! sooooo glad to say ive been here from the start 🫡#heol. ok.#random moodboard #messy moodboard

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thesmokinpossum · 1 month ago

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Didn't felt like mentioning it immediately but shoutout to my sick and twisted brain for getting so triggered by an unexpected Christmas parade that I ended up havin the absolute worst panic attack of my entire life (potentially the only real one? I've had a couple other episodes I thought of as panic attacks but they were not even close to that so who knows) to the point where I spent the very last day of my 30th year on this earth in the ER, good times, good times 😊

#that was 10 days ago and i honestly was fine immediately after it ended so don't worry for me <3 #but yeah this shit was crazy holy hell #like i knew intellectually that 'feeling like you're dying' is a symptom of a panic attack but *actually* feeling it is another thing...#and even at the worst i was like 'ok i'm clearly having a panic attack it's not nice but it's gonna be ok'#but there was a piece of my brain that was like 'ok but what if your mom or grandma had told themselves that...'#'when they were having heart attack? They would have died and so will you 😊'#and i was like shit can't argue with that better get my ass to the hospital before i die #spoiler alert: i didn't died #ironically enough the revolting state of our healthcare system is lowkey what helped me calmed the fuck down #because i was tiny but i do remember when my mom had her heart attack and they sure as hell didn't let her wait for 7h+#so when i realized that this is what was gonna happen after i spent a brief moment with a nurse i was just like...oh i'm fine actually lol #and then i had to go take the bus in my fake crocs that i usually never wear outside of the house smh #interestingly enough my phobia of hospital seems to have competely disappear! which makes me believe that it was more a trauma response #than an actual phobia #not that the name changes that much but still interesting development #also no i'm not wearing a mask because nobody gave me one #that's actually one of the thing that made me leave lmao #oh and btw the christmas parade is true but also a bit more complex than that #basically i had a full sleepless night and i was mad so i decided to go buy myself some weed #turned out that there was a huge christmas parade 5 minutes away from the weed store so i hade to find another way #and then i got lost on the way back #and saw no less than 3 big fights between different homeless people #including one man randomly kicking another man's dog (which kinda really messed with me tbh)#and then i smoked a big joint (first one in like 10 days) with 0 sleep and zero food in my body #and then i took the bus #and then the bus driver yelled at an elderly man for not waiting at the right place #and then i took a sip of water and for some truly strange reason my brain decided that the water had gone in my lungs #and that i was actively drowning #and the rational part of me was like...girl that's not what drowning feels like what are you even talking about??#and then my brain went 'well if we're not drowning than we're having a heart attack'

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formal-frog-shoes · 2 months ago

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Twiststuck stuff i just wanna get out

Im a huge Cater multi-shipper

Normally this wouldn't be a problem

BUT I CAN'T HAVE ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS AU HAVE A FLUSH OR PALE CRUSH ON HIM THAT'S ABSURD!!!

#froge post #twiststuck #... theres so many good ships tho.#like riddle pale crush on him would be SO cute.#Though Riddle doesn't go through with it? Buuuut still might have lingering feelings of red and pale in the future?#(I will say this; Riddle ends up breaking quads but its Trey <> riddle but Trey is also his Auspistice. This freaks him out at first)#and Idia having a flush crush would be really funny too cause of how outgoing cater is #and idia's mind is like “woa... alien find me fun to be around?” and he gets a flush crush #I've already confirmed that Jade has a Pale/Flush crush on Cater though Jade isn't sure which one it is.#Jade also seems like the kinda troll who would mix his romances like doesn't quite follow quadrants and instead breaks them #Obviously Trey and Cater being in a relationship is a thing.#past or present? idk. but they've got something going on.#Malleus <3 Cater would be so good too #Prince Malleus learning about humans/ communication and other things from Cater and gains feelings of some kind Pale to Flush or something #Pale Crush Ace i think is a good idea but then Ace gets over it pretty quick. Same with Deuce probs. (these two red tho)#ROOK AND CATER?! LIKE ok that's a biiit of a Crackship? but like here me out???#Like Rook loves learning but also he's “trapped” in that little room and manages to see the world from Cater's pictures #and falls a bit for the photographer? who manages to capture the beauty of NRCBurb or whatever i call the game dfjsalkf #Vil and Cater is also good albeit probably one-sided on Cater's part? Though I can imagine Cater doing the good ol Sacrifice for him.#Cater will throw himself in harms away alot in this au actually.#if i write a narrative for it #Kalim and Cater being “Pale” despite both being human. Like Cater reigns Kalim in from his extravagant plans with more lowkey plans #also Cater did pretty much sacrifice himself for Kalim in the Playful Land event! so there's another point for self sacrificial Cater #I saw Jamil x Cater one time and I thought that was cute so that might be a one off joke-ish moment #floyd flush crush cater is also probably a one off joke too #during the “Jade thinks Cater is a purple blood era” and then loses interest when learning Cater is human. probably #watch me come up with more after posting #HOW DID THIS GET SO LONG HELLO???#Cater Diamond #twst

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pikkish · 4 months ago

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idk if this is a good prompt but put doomguy in myhouse.wad I think he would find it enriching

Right, so I've been mulling on this one for a little bit now, n I'm not opposed to writing something for you, I'm just not... entirely sure what to write? Because the thing is, myhouse.wad doesn't actually really have anything to do with Doom as a story. Sure, Doom is important in that it's the vessel through which the story is told and one of the connections between the narrator and his dead companion. But as far as Doom itself goes, and the story about a man who was too angry/stupid to die, fighting demons and saving earth, none of that is at all relevant to myhouse.wad and its story. For all intents and purposes, Doomguy isn't actually a character in myhouse.wad. So I'm not really sure how exactly to fit him in there.

#pikspeak #bc like. ok so if u say write dg as if he is actually the character in myhouse.wad #then the problem is that theres a pretty huge meta element to myhouse.wad and having some of the outside context- even just the context tha #its supposed to be the creator's dead friend's childhood home- is important. youre not MEANT to 'immerse' yourself in it or pretend you are #the protag. part of the impact comes from knowing youre just an observer and this is just a videogame on your computer.#writing dg as a character inside myhouse.wad would rob it of a lot of context and therefore impactfulness. hed just be walking around an #old house looking at things that have no meaning to him.#so ok then not dg as the protag of myhouse.wad but what about just like.. him in the funky liminal space of myhouse.wad? the non-euclidean #reality breaking shifting house of leaves place of myhouse.wad? i *could* do something like that if thats what youre looking for #but then considering this is the character whose reaction to finding himself in literal hell was to go 'hey??? this is stupid???? anyway im #gonna kill everything here' he probably wouldnt be too exceptionally ruffled by finding himself in a sorta funky reality breaking space.#hed probably still just go 'oh weird. funky. anyway back to killing demons.' and that would be it. which yeah i CAN write if its what u wan #it just. yknow. doesnt quite seem like the right tone? just kinda flat by comparison #i have considered doing things in the right tone before. since it is also canon that on his way back to hell dg has to run through the #burned out ruins of his own hometown. something similar to the visiting an old place thats been twisted by time and grief and coming to #terms with its loss or something to that effect #but. if im being honest i dont know that i have the writing skill to pull that off well much less as a short fic for a prompt response #uhhh anyway where was i going with this.#im happy to write something for you; possibly even something myhouse.wad related if you want!! im just not sure how to do that hdfbhdj...#anyway sorry for letting this one sit for so long without an answer. have another fic prompt where the fic is getting a little longer than #anticipated n combining that with rotating this to try n figure out what i could write for it...#guess time got away from me a little bit. sorry about that!

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ednaeflowers · 22 hours ago

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to those who know about the insane wildfires going on right now in c.alifornia, i am safe !

#°˖✧❀ ❛ out of offerings. ┊ ooc. ❀✧˖°#i live there about 30 mins away from L.A area but that's 30 mins by car and the freeway to get there is a long drive imo #so i am thankfully safe ( praying for those who actually live there 🙏 )#a friend of mine asked me today if i was doing ok bc of the wildfires which made me realize that ppl are worried about me #so i wanted to soothe those concerns #honestly the wildfires are not a problem in my area -- i'm more worried about the intense winds #our power went out for a few secs yesterday and the wind kept making our windows clatter very loudly this week #the winds also knocked over a bunch of stuff outside like trash bins full to the brim with trash 😥#which made me a little paranoid about the electricity #and my mom still went outside yesterday and got herself a bit sick this morning so i'm also wondering if i'm gonna get sick too 💀#so yee i'm still safe and alive -- i'm just kinda paranoid about the weather #but edna's blog anniversary + zesty 10th anniversary is this month so business here will continue like normal i'm hoping 💪

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deviousdiesel · 5 months ago

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#so that dotd rewrite is out and i have some thoughts on it but i wouldn't know where to put them.. maybe in here bc i don't actually feel -#- like making a whole ass text post. this is coming from me as criticism and not hate.. just some crit from one fan to another if you get m #SPOILERS AHEAD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>#first off props to the team because this was obv a labor of love - 4 and a half years to make a feature long fan movie is hard work #and the animated stuff was a really nice touch and very commendable - you don't see them too often in big fanworks #in terms of the story well.. there are some things i like and some things that i don't (personally) again no hate #i'm aware this is a rewrite and boy howdy it IS a rewrite - though i am a bit sad that percy doesn't end up being the protagonist and it's #- thomas that has to play hero again.. like i kinda get it but what made the original dotd stand out was that percy was given the spotlight #so i spent an ungodly amount of time wondering when percy was gonna take charge or step into the main story to resolve the problem.. sigh #i liked that they tried to give norman more of a character bc a lot of characters do often get neglected in the series but it was kind of -#- hard to sell that for me? the twist in this rewrite was very creative and i do appreciate it but i guess it just ain't for me #“different” is ok and this is just one of many fan rewrites for this particular story #if there was something i enjoyed.. i guess the beginning was still kind of exciting because the set up was honestly like hype a bit #i liked that diesel and d10 actually got to interact face to face and there are clearer dynamics established for the diesels #and also. silverband's performances as d10 will always be fun he does a fantastic job voicing him (how d10 stole xmas will still be my fav)#my criticisms for this movie also derive from the pacing and the voice acting - i found it hard to try and understand tones sometimes -#- because the delivery felt so off.. like don't get me wrong not everyone in the fandom is a voice actor but if we're using static faces -#- for these fan works the delivery has to be a little more clear or else it'll sound like you're reading from a script.. sorry yall :"|#for the pacing i found it a bit hard to parse when some things were going on and how fast things were progressing #as well as the crashes.. that's also another thing bc i couldn't tell bc of the sfx and audio balancing - it could be better..#i wanna say. muffled voices do not substitute for a “far away”/off-screen voice bc i still can't hear it :“|#there were a lot of throwbacks and references to older thomas media/movies but some of them felt a little.. much?#if this is a dotd rewrite why are we getting some parallels with tatmr.. but i digress. at least they made diesel beef with duck a bit #there's a lot more i could say but i'm keeping those to myself. at the end of the day this fan movie was hard work for everyone involved #and you can tell some of the folks were having fun in there - props to them! i'm always glad to see more fan works in the community #we've come so far we're making feature length fan stories and rewrites that's crazy! i hope to see more in the future #fauxtrainpost.txt

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daiseukiis · 2 years ago

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if i wasn't with my coworker istg that dumb bitch would've gotten kidnapped

#me and her take the same bus back n so 2night we both had to stay a bit later since management is visitng tmrw #so yea we go out to the bus stop like 2 mins away kinda across the st to get back right #THIS GIRL'S AWARENESS IS SO FKN NONEXISTENT SHE IS BLIND OR WHAT #bc call me isagi w the meta vision but how tf does she not see #some random guy following us after the security guard walked back into the store #we left a bit early to get to the bus and we noticed the security guard was out on call #called the police bc a wanted person was in the store; they caught him but we didn't stay bc it wasnt our problem #we were like off 30 mins ago not us lol #but basically when we were crossing the street i heard and saw from the corner of my eye that someone left the store #after the security guard went in but didn't pay attention to it bc i thot some customer was walking to their car #but then i notice the cross the street after we cross the street im like ok maybe going to the bus #but then he calls us out otw to the bus stop and ofc we ignored him and then he approached us #he asked for a cig and then offerred a ride and mf didnt get the hint until i told him my husband is waiting for me #HE LEFT and then i saw him walk all the way back to our store parking lot #and then after we got off to our station i noticed some hobo bothering a few girls in front of us #YK WHAT THIS DUMB BITCH DOES ??#UNKNOWINGLY WALKS TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION AND I AM PULLING HER SLEEVE TO MAKE HER WALK THE OTHER WAY #ISTG THIS BITCH COULD GET KIDNAPPED SHE HAS NO SPACIAL AWARENESS #anyways perks of walking like 12:30am #༊*·˚ wandering goddess

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githvyrik · 1 year ago

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juliet (from shakespeare) does actually make me feel very sad :(

#I’ve always been kinda sad about her especially once I actually read the play. which I should reread #but like. yeah ok. she was a noble #but like. in the context of the play she’s being forced to grow up way too fast #her parents are forcefully marrying her off to a much older man when she’s like 14 #and if she doesn’t go through with it they’ll disown her and she’ll lose everything like she will have NOWHERE #and she gets this big crush on some fucking guy who’s implied to maybe be a bit of a playboy???#from a family her family fuckin HATES so she can’t SEE HIM #and then to run away she fuckin puts herself into a coma and she wakes up to see romeo fuckin killed himself #and then SHE KILLS HERSELF #oh also ROMEO KILLED HER COUSIN but also her cousin was being an asshole to him and was kind of a dick and romeo was kinda defending himself #and she’s sooooo young she’s FOURTEEN. SHE’S A BABY.#idk it’s all very sad #so yeah congrats william your stupid tragedy fucking got me

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phagodyke · 2 years ago

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not always great at small talk but sometimes I get so used to being asked the same little questions that throughout the day im mentally accumulating tiny happenings into enough material for a decent answer just to condense it into a one word reply bc I know theyre just being polite by asking. but anyway today I didnt get asked how my day was + now im surprisingly sad abt it I had so much to say even if I was only going to deflect the question as usual :-(

#like I just got so used to it.. dont take my brief moment of connection + feeling like someone cares away from me 😭#im spending a lot of time alone + in my head lately which is making me kinda crazy but I never get asked sincerely how I am #so it never goes anywhere it just clogs up my brain and makes me feel lonelier than ever #but its ok I like hearing abt how other ppl are and what theyve been doing even if theyre a bit disinterested in me + my life #this makes me sound ungrateful I really don't mean it like that but sigh #anywayyy gonna take some ibuprofen + read a bit then go zzz goodnight everyone <3 #.diaries #like not to sound like a whiney little baby but im having a rly rough time and itd be nice to have someone meet me in that space but-#even if they dont want to know abt it or its not that kind of relationship its still nice to be asked how I am so I can lie and-#they know I'm lying but just for that moment we live in a more hopeful world where we're both doing OK now im actually going to bed bye

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mayspicer · 4 months ago

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Mmm nothing like a good old full blown panic attack, I haven't had one in years. This time at least I have access to medication to make it stop a lot faster, but I have 6 pills left for the next 2,5 months and the recent trends in my mental state are not looking good.

#majek says shit #very bad year and VERY BAD week #had a new friend over for a few days and they had and encounter with an absolute bed bug infestation a couple days earlier #took all precautions they could and were very serious about the whole thing but were paranoid #something bit my bf on the knee literally the day after she left and we're in overdrive now #I say it's a mosquito because that night there was one in the house that I couldn't cath #but he says thats not how his body reacts to mosquitoes. I'm keeping myself in denial to preserve the little mental health I have left #my body decided that the stress will manifest as itchy hives which is great #we moved everything to my room and I'm going insane #I need my own space to live with someone and we even slept separately for like 2 years because it's better for sleep quality #and now we sleep together which is pretty nice and nicer than I remembered but also I have literally no space mental or physical #I'm unemployed and he works from home #we moved the tv to watch movies in bed and everything is taking so much physical space. my personal space #the house is a mess and my life is a mess and everything seems hopeless #I'm having... anxiety attacks? first once a week now every day. I always thought they were like milder panic attacks #they kinda are. as in they are shorter. and actually about something not the undescribed “watch out!”#but severity is like a panic attack was compressed into a few seconds which feel like I'm standing on the edge of a void pulling me in #it's physical. I have to physically hold on to something or move my body vigorously as if I'm shuffling away #and it lasts literally seconds and I'm fine-ish #my psychiatrist heard about it happening once a week and wrote me a prescription (?) to go to psychiatric hospital #not to stay there but for intensive 5-6h daily three month therapy #and after that visit I started having these attacks daily I think because it got to me that I'm Not Ok #it all started when I started on my new antidepressants and they are helping... but I'm afraid they are breaking something else...#I'm scared that they are #but so much is happening #unemployed for a year. my industry is going to shit. lost my friend who made sure to give me a big package of toxic waste as a farewell gift #so I have no support from anyone who even remotely understands me #unemployment means rejection over and over because I'm trying...#and this week exhausted me socially on top of everything. and the bed bugs threat. it's good I at least have xanax when it gets like today #oh also I'm turning 30 in a month. this is going to be great for job opportunities I can feel it

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tkbrokkoli · 11 months ago

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illusioncanthurtme--art · 2 months ago

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Ford, the local loner, being called out for being a loner. Rip.

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I literally put this on Patreon a MONTH ago. I procrastinated on sharing this here for a while, not on purpose, but because stuff kept coming up. First prepping for the con, doing the con, and now, post-con depression 🫠 BUT I'm doing better now! And I'm excited to share this!

Long term plan for this comic... it's gonna be pre-portal incident, friends to lovers billford. Sorta like my take on massively reading between the lines of book of bill + journal 3. I've got a lot outlined, and as of right now, I'm working at a snails pace. And to be honest, I'm kinda just flying by the seat of my pants. Idk where this is gonna go. (don't even have a friggin name for this thing yet!! AAAH!!!!) As ever, I'm always working on the commissions I have lined up, as well as my animation project. So this is just one more thing I'm chipping away at when I want to, for fun. So this isn't on a schedule or anything, although I'd like to be consistent with it! One thing I know for sure, I'm putting updates on patreon first, and leaving them there for at least one week before sharing them elsewhere. (Shameless Patreon plug!!!!!!!!)

Ok enough ramblin' from me :') BYE BYE TIME TO POST THE NEXT BIT

#billford #billford fanart #gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #sketchbook #pencil art #pencil drawing #traditional art #traditional drawing #bill cipher #stanford pines #bill cipher fanart #stanford pines fanart #book of bill #billford comic #gravity falls comic #character art #character drawing

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gonzodangerfeels · 1 year ago

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*overhears two women having a conversation*

"I never thought there would be so much sex in our ex-wives club"

"I never thought I would fit his big cock in me*

*gets hard*

#i see a minimum of 2 in the room with you #as far as IO per se #he is doing ok but I realize his sensory apparatus is a bit of a bonfire #he is much wiser than I was at that age #it helps not being by none the weiser #people should be scared of us certainly but you definitely and nobody would ever know #one thing is for sure when I'm full of surprises your counting beans #be is a letter that kinda fucks though #we got a case of the three bees #the bad girl at my way fair actually should have just came up qnd kissed me instead of losing stealth while stalking #once my paranoia sensor is active. goddamn it's her again #even mom starts to notice her daughter can't stay away from her boyfriend #spying on my handwriting analysis #I was a weird kid what can I say #me: I am a pragmatic agnostic #deep down: looking at astrology even though it isn't real #I could be walking in the moon #Except it isn't quite what I think it is #I know I have an electric “body” but as a whole its fucking huge compared to this flesh and bone

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quirkycritters · 3 months ago

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Game Night: CHAIN ATTACK!!!

i am,,, withering away but ITS DONE ITS DONE IM FREE FROM THE CURSE (<<< still haunted by wips) clocking in at 32+ hours, this sucker has been getting pushed around for 10 months-

while theres some things i would have done differently if i could redo this from scratch, i still had a BLAST cramming in as much detail as i could tolerate >:) some highlights / cut ideas / ramblings are below the cut, but please zoom for details! (if tumblr doesnt shred it to bits)

gonna be real i locked so hard onto drawing ripped jeans that i forgot i could have just shoved legend into a skirt and called it a day

SOCKS. SOCKS. the amount of Joy anytime i figured out how to personalize them with game references: legend (hibiscus), twilight (ordon goats), and four (force gems)

i WAS going to put time in a turtleneck, but had an epiphany and started digging for the most obnoxious hawaiian shirts i could find,,, ft. a sea flower (wind waker) and a saturation boosted plumm (twilight princess)!

yeah so warriors got the sweater instead of the skintight shirt, sorry gang

speaking of if i ever say im going to draw a cableknit sweater again, somebody PLEASE shake some sense into me- warriors sweater was a NIGHTMARE since my art program has an astonishing lack of good brushes (and yet here i am still using it)

MOST of the text has been modified using the twilight princess cipher because yeah. i was procrastinating shading. also the other ciphers were in japanese- times shirt is cropped, but reads "its 5 oclock somewhere"

winds lobster shirt :) that is all i just think its neat

wilds jacket :) link w(ild) 2017, aka the release year of botw

jewelry! sky has the fireshield earrings, and wild has the amber earrings~ could barely squeeze the bombos and quake medallions onto legend, and wind got the joy pendant

hyrule :D embroidery on his sweatpants because i was struck by whimsy- also i 100% thought his shield was purple tinted for weeks while drawing this because the page i used as reference was set at night, and i was originally basing his sweater on his shield- scrapped the cross pattern after several failed attempts but kept the color ^^

the chips are bbq because im biased (reads "crisps" in twilight princess cipher for no real reason except whimsy)

bless my dearest homie for game reccs because the og plan was to have them all be loz games! titles include wii sports resort, elebits, super mario party, smash bros ultimate, just dance 2016 (its box art is colorful ok), and myth makers orbs of doom (I HATE THIS GAME WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, as i should, anyways i should play it again). four is suggesting orbs of doom, buddy aint even playing,,,

kinda was hoping to play around with hair colors and skin tones a bit more, but again, see the hour count- ill get em next time surely,,, also blue vs violet eyes for legend already had me in decision paralysis

the whole gang was gonna have friendship bracelets with color combos based on dynamics i found neat but oops! didnt finish the layer :')

thats a wrap! didnt yap about everything but im curious what yall catch onto- anyways surely ive learned something about biting off more than i can chew (<<< lying liar who lies)

#linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu legend #lu wild #lu twilight #lu hyrule #lu wind #lu warriors #lu time #lu sky #lu four #my art #digital art #fanart #id say finishing this feels like a weight off my back but its straight up not registered yet #anyways i dont do group pieces but i love that lu is the thing driving me to try more ambitious stuff #out of my comfort zone but GRGGRGRGRGGRGRR if you get what I mean (<<< devastating incurable case of brain rot)

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