#ok im done its fine ill put it back later

[written-mishaps]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK I JUST ACCIDEBTALLY DELETED MY PINNED POST ARE YOU KIDDINBGGGGGGGGG

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[ostolero]

Mirroring Sheev's Plan by Sullivan

Performed by Austin Walker on AMCA

(originally posted on Cohost)

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Sheev's Plan:

get elected to senate for naboo

start new sith order

work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)

PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.

make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.

Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.

(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then

build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot

(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan

let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(only via proxy tho. not done yet)

let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)

drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.

lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.

tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me

use death star ships to take over galaxy even more

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(awesome... but not enough. something missing)

let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think

taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...

Endgame achieved. (??)

(kylo ren betrays me)

PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.

throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)

destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.

ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.

Endgame achieved.

[tannedalien]

I'VE GOT A SCENARIO, ok so I saw the Monty doing Roxanne with reader being jealous and got a thought. Reader is dating Monty but cheats on reader with Roxanne. They cry to Bonnie for comfort cuz he's sweet bunny but little does the reader know his idea so comfort is something else 👀. Monty catches them and is fumming cuz he knows Bonnie's been pinning for reader the whole time. Bunny boi looking at Monty while pounding reader like whatcha done do? 👀🐇👀

your prayers have been answered my sweet in this, reader calls bonnie thumper as a nickname. I will STAND WITH THAT HEAD CANON UNTIL I DIE.

GLAMROCK BONNIE x READER

tw: NSFW THEMES, cheating, mentions of panties for the feminine ppl, not read over it just finished it off this morning, mentions of vaginal parts

every day was getting more and more exhausting for you. Your pay check is slipping, your sink was leaking and your relationship was fading.

you would find yourself getting upset and just breaking down, the first person at your side would always be bonnie.

he would always hear to what you had to say, he gave great advice and if you need to cry in his embrace, hes happy to be there for you.

"its gonna be okay superstar, I promise" he held you and stroked your hair as you quietly sobbed into his bowling shirt.

"I-its not... hes going to leave me.. I-.. I just don't know what to do"

you knew deep down it was for the better. all monty ever did was insult you and ignore you. NOTHING about him screamed "caring" in any way.

"but... it'll be for the best." you stuttered, wiping your tears from your face.

you patted Bonnies leg and gave him a little smile, indicating it was time for you to finish on your check-ups with the other glamrocks. god how he loves that smile.

before you pulled the door he grabbed your waist from behind and hugged you.

"just one more before you leave, im gonna miss ya'" he said whilst resting his head into the dip of your neck.

"Awww, thumper. c'mere"

the large thump of the elevator hitting the floor woke you up from your thoughts. remembering you have to finish off the last of the glamrock checkups and then your free to roam around for a bit until opening.

your first stop was freddy;

freddy noticed your tear stained face and questioned you about it but after you said it was nothing, he didn't want to push you into telling him. so he stayed quiet until you finished.

"alright! all done. you seem to be operating fine."

you gave the brown bear a smile, closing his stomach hatch.

"I best be on my way now".

and with that, you made your way to Roxy's greenroom but to your surprise, she wasn't there.

"that's strange... maybe she's in her raceway. ill check it later"

you grabbed your tools and headed to your gators greenroom.

you where absolutely terrified, why wouldn't you be? he has a short temper and isn't really fond of you DESPITE you being his significant other.

as you where about to place your fist onto his door, you heard something.

"fuckkk..roxyy"

you heard grunts and several slurs mumbling all coming from monty's room.

you felt dread bubbling in the pit of your stomach.

without hesitation, you slammed the door open to reveal a heartbreaking scene.

"what. the. fuck" you dropped your bags to the floor and stood in shock.

"ah- shit babe! its not what it looks like!"

monty tried to cover Roxy whilst trying to put his pants back on, knocking over a few objects thrown across his room.

"oh so you weren't just balls fucking deep in Roxy then huh?! do you think im a fucking idiot?!" you frantically waved your arms around, your head raging at the thought of your best friend FUCKING your boyfriend.

"no I-"

"so this is why you where so distant from me. you where screwing around with her!" you cut him off.

monty was silent. he knew you where right and you could see it on his face

Roxanne stood up and moved towards you

"im sorry y/n-"

"I don't want to hear anything from you."

and with that you slammed the door shut, walking back to the elevator you came from. you where too distracted to go check on Chica or the others. you had one destination you where gonna go to and that was it.

you felt your anger slowly melt into sadness and the aching in your chest started to become more apparent. tears started to run down your face.

"shit.."

bonnie was sat on foxy's stage, head in his hands and dying of boredom.

"why didn't I just tell her, kiss her.. or DO ANYTHING! god she's gonna get played by that dick-"

"b-bonnie.."

his head instantly turned.

"o-oh my sweet thing, what happened?"

he quickly ran to your side, putting your head in his hands.

"monty he...he.. I think he grew fonder to Roxanne.."

bonnie gave you a sad look, cupping your cheek in his hand.

"aw darlin'... im sorry you had to see that"

his hands ran down to your waist, pulling you into his chest.

"its going to be alright, love"

you wiped you tears and sat down, putting you head into your hands. Bonnie lifted your face up to meet him, giving you a soft smirk.

"I can treat you better than he ever could, y'know?"

your eyes never left his, getting lost in the sight that was in front of you. you felt your insides bubbling in excitement.

you knew there was always something there between you two but you always thought it was a misunderstanding. but now you realise that hes always been the one there for you, always been the one to keep you company on lonely night shifts, always been the one to understand and listen to you, hes always been the one.

"do you want me to treat you better?" his hands slowly slid up your thighs, rubbing the inside of your legs.

"y-yes..please" you stuttered, you heart was beating so fast. you couldn't actually believe this was happening.

"atta' girl" he said with a soft melodic tone.

NSFW UNDER THE LINEEE

bonnie's hands started to wonder all over you whilst he kissed your neck, touching all of your sensitive parts.

he was a bit hesitant a first but the noises you made encouraged him to feel more.

His hands tugged at the waist line of your pants, eagerly wanting to see the beauty between your legs.

"you sure you want this sweetheart?" he gave you a look of concern, making sure that this was the right moment for you.

"I am positive my little thumper, you're too sweet"

his foot pounded lightly in the floor from the little nickname you gave him. he felt as if he was under your spell, no matter what, all he could think about was you.

he pulled your pants off, revealing the laced panties you wore.

his hand glided over the heat between your legs, feeling your wetness and admiring the state that you where in. the state he caused you to be in.

"my, my baby. you look so adorable" he purred, his head going closer to your lower regions

"and you're all mine"

he pulled you panties off, staring down your dripping mess between your legs. his hands caressed your inner thighs, making your heat throb in anticipation.

even in such a desperate situation, he still made you feel special. it still made your stomach bubble butterflies.

"please just fuck me bon... I need you"

That lit something in him. Within seconds he’s picking you up and placing you on top of his lap, kissing your shoulders whilst his hands roamed the bottom half of your body.

You’re body was warm, soft, his hands gave you such a euphoric feeling. You knew in that moment that he’s what you want, your face grew redder and your heart beat increased.

You felt him slowly lift up your body as you felt something poking at your puffy core. A few whimpers left your mouth as you felt him enter inside of you.

“Fuckk, hon…”

His voice sounded so melodic, filling your stomach with butterflies, making you feel as if you’re a teenager again with a high school crush.

Your head naturally fell onto Bonnies shoulder as he started to bounce you up and down on his cock. He was slow and passionate. Not rough or mean like Monty was.

Your hands wrapped around him as your mouth opened, letting out the sweetest of noises, sending him over the edge, he was loving every second of it and you could tell.

“..’feels so good Bon..”

He smiled, he loved hearing you, especially like this.

“I know sweets, let Bonnie take care of ya’”

And with that, you’re riding up and down on him, filling your senses with a euphoric pleasure as he fucked you right to the edge.

By this point your legs had started to shake, you was clearly close and he wanted to get you to finish, all he wanted was for you to feel good.

His hands move as he moves one of them to your lower back and the other one straight to your puffy clit. As soon as his fingers made contact, your head flung back as the overwhelming feeling whipped straight to your core.

“O-oh my goddd… Bon..’mgonna cum..”

You mumbled as your body grew limp.

“That’s it clover, feel good on me, please”

And with that, you both felt your gummy walls tighten around him. Your body heaved as your clenched your fists and screamed for him, gifting him a small smirk on his face.

He pulled you off of him, not caring that he hadn’t finished, more of that he needed to take care of you. Pulling you into his chest, he moved a strand of hair from your face. You smiled at him. God. He loved that smile.

“God.. be mine hon, please”.

Sorry for the fact that it was rushed, its 3:56 and I’m tryna get all my drafts finished and I know y’all are back on the FNAF band waggon again so why not throw a few out there for you guys, love ya <3

Also please give me more requests, I’ve got no inspiration 😭

[dimosar]

Sheev's Plan:

get elected to senate for naboo

start new sith order

work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)

PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.

make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.

Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.

(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then

build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot

(clone son runs away but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan

let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later)

LET those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL (only via proxy tho. not done yet)

let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)

drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.

lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.

tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me

use death star ships to take over galaxy even more

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL (awesome... but not enough. something missing)

let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt (?)

taunt her into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body.

Endgame achieved. (??)

(kylo ren betrays me)

PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again…might as well pimp my robes out a bit while im at it...i deserve a treat

throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)

destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason. ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword

Endgame achieved.

[schlattslonghairytoes]

chapter five

real life!

talia

I haven't even been here for a full day and I've been grocery shopping two times. everyone wants to film a youtube video before the misfits party tomorrow so they sent me to get all the food for the video, 'swell as more food for the house

im still thinking about me and schlatts conversation last night, I feel like I fell right back into what we used to be, its like my mind is forgetting how bad he hurt me, betrayed me even, and it seems like he doesn't even feel bad, or remember it ever happened.

ugh he makes me feel like im going crazy. when I get to the store I get out and look for a cart, cooper is going to text me the list so I can get everything.

iMessage!

coopdawg🐶

hi taliiii

ok so heres the list

gummy bears (for me)

flour

sticks

lots of butter

apples

carrots 

eggs

steak

string

lettuce

and

milk

thats it!😄

ok sounds good

you sure that's everything?

yup!

it wasn't everything. I had to go back and forth to the grocery store three times. im so done already. when I finally get back to the house with everything I call everyone down to get the stuff, I am not carrying all that in. a mister schlatt comes running out the door.

"I am here my lady where are the bags?" he was never good at British accents. "its all in the back." I respond. schlatt goes to grab the bags when the rest of the boys come filing out of the house, so I leave them to get the bags.

I walk back inside and settle on the couch so they can start setting up and filming, I also have to make a cake that looks like the Minecraft one later so I decide to just rest for a bit. im barely listening when they start the video

that is until ted walks over to me with a apple covered in butter and tells me "talia your health is going down fast, you need this apple to replenish your hearts" he yells. "im ok, let me go ted it will be ok" I say dramatically falling off the couch 

"NO" Charlie screams running across the living room, "talia we need you to eat the apple, please we need someone to do the dishes!" he holds his hand on his heart. I was so close to hitting him when schlatt pipes up "is that a misogyny?" and I loose it.

im not really In the rest of the video till the very end when they finish their "cake" or whatever they want to call that. when I come out with a cake that actually looks like it could be in Minecraft and place it infront of schlatt like ted told me to.

ted hands me the camera and walks behind schlatt, "hey why don't you try this cake talia made." ted puts his hand on schlatts shoulder and whispers in his ear before staring into the camera looking like flynn rider. "this actually looks kinda good, fine ill try it." schlatt says.

but before he can even try it ted shoves schlatts head into the cake as hard as he can. as you can guess, schlatt was not very happy about that so I had to film schlatt throwing ted in the pool, and he even tried to get me to go in.

"do you wanna join him talia, you two were conspiring against me weren't you!" he walks toward the camera. "no! I swear ted didn't even tell me, schlatt stop!" and I start running, and schlatt kept chasing me for 5 minutes, no joke.

at the end of the video, there is a montage of him chasing me around the house to the fucking scooby doo music, taken by charlie I believe. I ran into my room and locked the door, but my dumbass forgot that our bathrooms connected. long story short, I ended up in the pool, but hey, so did schlatt

once we both dried off we kinda just sat outside on the chairs, in silence. it was nice, I thought more about the boy next to me, he made it hard for me to think with him so close, I wish nothing ever changed, I really wish our friendship stayed the same

"lets go inside" he walked me to my room, I said thank you before opening my door into my room, walking to my bed, and face planting on my pillow. I wasn't ready to be this close to him.

the next day!

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no I am a holy man of god, I would never smoke the devils lettuce out of respect for my creator and his beliefs, watch out the hand of god will strike you down.

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                           this u?

@user8214673

can u share? my dealer died.

real life!

third person

schlatt and talia sat in their respective rooms, getting ready for the misfits party tonight. they both had the other on their mind, schlatt more then talia.

talia asked hansum for a joint and he graciously said yes, so there she was smoking weed while listening to tyler the creator, getting ready for tonight. she hadn't hooked up with anyone in a while, not because no one wanted to, because she didn't want to. no one was up to her standards

only one man had ever been and he broke her heart, so she strayed away from hook ups and situationships. she wasn't willing to put herself through that, so she didn't. with one exception. 

when she was high she didn't care, anyone was good enough, whatever eased the pain of her heart a little bit more.

schlatt on the other hand, was the opposite, throughout high school he ran through girls everyday, hooking up but never anything more, it never went beyond that. at parties he only got with people drunk.

now he's too scared to repeat the mistake he made in high school, being too drunk and stupid.

he just wanted a drink and to observe, something most people don't know about schlatt, is he wanted to be a phycologist before the youtube stuff happened, his passion was helping others with their troubles, even if he couldn't solve his own. 

so now at most parties he sat, quietly, observing who liked who, who hated who, anything he could do to learn more about others, so that was his plan, a glass of whiskey and a comfy bean bag.

the party started in an hour and was roughly forty minutes away at the misfit house. the crew were splitting up into two cars, as there were only two designated drivers. Charlie and their cameraman max. it would be ted, maddie, charlie, talia and schlatt in one car, and max, hansum, cooper, travis and noah in the other car.

when the time came everyone got into their designated cars and they began the drive

real life!

schlatt's pov

we got in the car, me ted and maddie in the back and charlie and talia in the front. I had called shotgun but I remembered talia gets extremely car sick so I let her have this one. "who's on aux?" talia turned around and looked at me with her eyes hooded and one brow raised, Jesus she was baked, but she still looked beautiful.

"ill hop on it" ted grabbed the charger and plugged in his phone. "that's what she said." talia laughed before starting to cough hysterically. "you good?" I wrap my hand around the seat and pat her back.

"im good I swear, god I need some air." she rolls down her window and "she" by Tyler the creator starts playing. "hey take some insta pics for me" talia says before laying her head out the window and laughing. 

I lean out my window and take pictures of her laughing with the wind blowing through her hair. eventually she put her head back in the car and I sent her the pictures. I took really good ones, I was always her photographer.

"jay please tell me you got my good side, that angle is gonna make me look fat." talia lifted the phone from my hands and started to look through the pictures I took. I don't think she was overly pleased with them all being of my face. "god you suck." she laughs

"love you too." but she didn't know I meant it.

real life!

talia

we arrived at the party and I hear Disturbia by Rihanna blasting through the ceiling speakers, and my inner slut is clawing at the bars containing it. we all head over to where everyone else is and from what I can see (and smell) everyone here is already wasted and high.

I see schlatt go over to a girl in a corner and I roll my eyes, such a whore. tonight was not ment for me to mope around, anything me and schlatt might of had in the past, is done.

our lips moved at a feverous pace, hands exploring each other like never before. smoke lingering from our forgotten blunts, his mouth moving down to my neck and planting itself there. I grab his shirt and stretch it over his head, I slide my hands to his hair and tug lightly.

"fuck talia" he whimpers into my neck

a chill runs down my spine, remembering our moments together was not a pleasant memory, it was time to forget.

[isa-ah]

yea yea yea yea yea

i was laying in bed yesterday around like 7 trying to warm up under my blanket when it started dragging off of me and over the foot of the bed. i assumed my cat had come in and started pulling on it so i sat up after a few seconds of tugging and looked over the foot of the bed like ??? cause i couldnt see him. got up and found one cat on our catio outside and the other dead asleep in my mother in laws lap. ok sure.

well i can be hospitable. so i went back to my room and said hey look, its not dark out yet so if you want to hang out thats fine. ill put something on the tv for us to watch. and i cleared the whole lower half of the bed and sat up by the head of it while i browsed youtube.

now that can be written off to my specific brand of grew up on granny magic crazy. thats fine. except a few minutes later nicole comes back to my room with my cat in her arms so she could lock him up while she got groceries off the porch. she puts nubi in my arms and as he turns around to face the foot of the bed he shoots 3 ft vertical out of my arms and over the side of the bed. this scared the shit out of ME bc hes never done that to me before.

so im like ????? watching him slink around and then slowly and cautiously, he pokes his head over the foot of the bed where its all cleared off for my guest to sit and sniffs like crazy. pauses. sniffs again. then ducks down and hides under the bed. like. oh okay.

not much to say about after that. when i got up to go pick my husband up from work i asked it to leave for the night and got that little 6th sense tickle that it went out the front with us as we left. nothing weirds happened since or anything, i just thought it was interesting.

[grassintheclouds]

2025.02.27

like 3 nights ago my sleep was interrupted by sex from the next room. the guy fucking roared. it was disgusting. the day later i pasted a paper on their door saying; go sex in the love hotel, stop having loud conversations, there are other people living in this apartment. until after noon they didnt take off the paper, but after that next room was so silent i couldnt tell if they were absent or not. and it was alright for the next day too. i cant let my guard down yet, but i think they do have shame

hopefully

on that days afternoon i realised i have nothing else to do in my own flat so i went out to head to my fams house because i was gnna the next day anyway. not only i need to bring my sound iso tablets, i need to visit the governt house at that place.

so now im typing in the governt house, it was at 9:42am i was told the person i shuld speak to wont come back to office till 1pm. i said ill wait and they said ok. and im all fine too because we didnt schdule a specific time, and my anxiety is lesser with flex schedule, and waiting is not a burden for me if only thing i have to do is wait.

now what does it mean

i dont like waiting at home, because i have to check the clock wvery few minutes, i dont like to do the get out activity, take the bus activity, head to the building activity, walking with all the anxiety within me thinking, whats he gnna talk, will i be able to get information all i need , etc. id rather wait at the place we agreed to meet . this free time lets me write this diary too.

i called my fam ill be here all day and they were also like, why wont u come back, we shuldve phoned first. i also told to the government and i told the same to fam, my body cant handle it so it better i wait. moreover... its not like i have freedom when im with my fams... i have to keep listening to their bulshits and cater to their emotional needs. i wouldnt be able to write this diary even. they get triggered when i touch my phone.

...its such a perfect time to read. i tried. but i cant concentrate to the words. or anything being typed on. im just scrolling down unconsciously and somehow i feel my anxiety adding up. wtf

the comedians i love, one of them wrote a new post in note app. it was about him being too narcissistic, then his comedy partner taught him how to act like geniune human being. it was such a lovely tale, id never comment but id comment that this made me so emotional and how cute your twos bond is etc gibberish. so i told myself to not to comment. 8hours later i was on the train and i was suddenly got inspired with a metaphoric comment, and i managed to comment that.

"it is as if u are the demons child and your partner is the kind momotaro (a hero from ancient children story which a boy born from big peach go fight with demons) teaching u the ways of humans world. now you both are all grown up as a demon king and a peach-magic -katana-weilding-fighter. such an amazing duo."

that was yesterday. today i got a like from a stranger on that comment. i thought it must one of those accounts who put likes on all positive comments written on their favourite celebrity. but no, they only liked my comment.

maybe i should go read their note account.

reading her whole note account took me 2 hours. i left likes on the ones i liked and a very easy simple one comment on one of her posts. not following her because i dont want to have any of the fandom interactions. i also dont agree with some of her views. saddens me that she doesnt seem to understand grey zones in human beings.

one more hour estimated to go waiting in this governt bench.

govern person came back an hour early. nice. managed to ask and clear all out all questions. and then went to another department to ask what do i do with my disabled cards thats bound to this province etc. now im all done with here. big relief. the government person was very kind. he even stood by my side when we talked about the groupsharing services, he said he wont give out my new adress to them. wow. some decency from human being ever since i started medication.

omg omg omg im gnna cry im gnna cry my fam is so needy too needy i cant i cant i cant she wont fucking stop talking oh god oh god oh god pls stop pls stop omfg HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY WHY WHY OH GOD PLS

[maxe-murderer]

I've become attached to the cowboy aesthetic gotta make the most of it ig. No fucking clue how I'm gonna find this fabric. I s2g if I gotta dye fucking suede. Rip to the historical coat idea for this summer lmao

i am become spider

peep the @maxe-murderer cameo

[thesilentlands]

Chapter 7+: Volts Upgrade

-dont worry, if he does anything bad to you let me know.

Volt could only reply with a simple "OK" before his message systems where blocked by the block chip. The chip also blocked his ability to move so hes completly imobile now only able to see and speak.

Volt then was placed on a harness and he waited for something.

-Hello? - he spoke out in a scared and confused static voice, then Frank came in to the room, wearing a diffrent shirt and a diffrent robotic arm.

-hello volt - Frank said in a calm voice, slowly aproching a table where verious mechanic tools where located

-why are you doing, this? To me? -

-listen buddy since you guys moved hire i wanne do a good thing by cheaking you out-

-but but you cant, youll wont like what youll find-

-bealive me, i find many bad things inside bots that where traveling for a long while-

-but um UM-

-you dont have to worry about anything Volt- he said, walking twards Volt with a mear chair

Frank then removed Volts forgead plate and pulled out his "brain", this was a pretty tipical thing to do, but Volt was nerwous.

-are you gonna kill me?- he asked

-why of course not, your not ready for salvage yet, hehe..-

-...-

-i think i know why your worried-

-whats that?-

-your from a bunker, arent you?-

-?!- Volt was shoked at what he heard -How you know???-

-well i know that your kind of model orginated from bunkers, plus your main chip is inscribe with bunker numerals-

-huh, so you knew from start?-

-yup, but i was kinda suprised when i first saw you walking on two legs-

-weard habit of mine-

-alright im gonna upgrade your system now, and maybe do some modification to improve you, your gonna black out-

-fine, alright, just do it-

As Volt said Frank did, Volt now couldnt see, hear or feel anything, he was completly surounded by darkness. Frank took some time wail reparing Volt, his systems where old and really out dated, he took 4 hours repeplacing, updating and modifing Volt. When frank was finished he removed the block chip and waited untill Volt woke up

Volt waited untill all his limbs where usable then he woke up, he looked around and saw Frank working at his desk, he then barked in a much better voice, he was suprised by this. Then Frank looked back at him and let him off his harness.

-soo, how do you feel?- Frank asked

-it feels odd, i can see everything better and my voice is better, im better-

-yeah bud, ive replaced your voice box with a new one, updated your system, and ive also removed your upper mouth plate where your lens was-

-wheres the plate now-

-dont worry, ive put it in on the top of the shelf, you know its risky-

-right, what else have you done to me?-

-alright, go to that mirror over there- he points at a mirror

Volt walks over to the mirror and looks at him self, he notised that at the bolts that hold his jaw there where a sturdey pieace of wire sticking out.

-did you broke me??-

-no no, just open your mouth and youll see-

Volt slowly opened his jaw and the wire was starting to split into many more and then a holo projection with a faint yellow color appered.

-wo!-

-yeah i had a spare part that did this, when you scream youll then flash band someone your faceing, so be carefull-

-ok! Anything else?-

-ive instaled some small solar panels on your back-

-nice, anything else-

-thats all volt, you can leave now if you what-

-Frank?-

-yeah?-

-would you like to know something, i can anwer it-

-uhh, let me think... To who did you give the lens? If there was a lens in the first plac--

-to mike, he found me in my weakest and helped me, so i repayed him-

-alright then, thanks for shareing that-

-you wont tell anyone?-

-i wont, i promise-

-alright, ill be leaving now-

-later bud, see you in the morning-

Then Volt left, he was suprised and kinda happy that people dont judge him nor mike, he then went up stairs, quietly to not disturb the other, he walked up to the door and he could her Micheal and Vanessa talk.

He chose to not disturb them, he returned down stairs and layed on the couth he then entered his sleeping mode and sleep the night away, happy that he didnt need to hide his orgins

[woolieshubris]

"hey windows powershell, i wanted to try running this new program… its called emacs.." ">thats not new its from the 90s. why the fuck would you want to run that we have notepad.exe right here" "but its coooooool :(" ">and you come to me to install it? there isn't like. a wizard or something that can do it for you?" "i mean its from the 90s…" ">fuck you" "woah woah heyyyyy-! lets work together here, it shouldn't be too hard." ">no i don't want to do this." "awwwwww my friend python would love to help" ">i fucking hate that guy" "i dont know why, hes the best" ">here. does this make you feel better." pulls out cardboard cutout of python ">look its like he's right here" "theres a sticky note attached saying 'not here right now, come back later..?'" ">yeah." "it's in your handwriting…?" ">nooooo." "fine, ok. ill respect ur wishes. ill make someone else help u with installing it" ">what. you have more?" "yeah. ill call up my buddy choco" ">Hey hey. you need a warrant to do that." "oh shit really? how about this." shows paper that says "I own this whole building" ">fuck you. ill call this number i guess." someone knocks on door "oh choco!! hi dude!" "HI! WHATDA NEED?" "heard you got a fresh install of doom emacs ready to go?" "YEAH. GIVE ME A MOMENT TO GO GET IT" ">you're the worst." ">i can't stand you." "dude you aren't even doing anything." "HEY. FOUND IT FOR YOU." "cool cool, yall have to work together now. get that installed properly." ">fuck you ill do it but im not going to make the PATH for it." "ok. ill do that myself. you have a wizard whos job it is to do that one specific thing you know." ">i hope you die" "yeah yeah just let me know when ur done + where you put it" ">fuck you im not telling you that" "oi choco, where are you putting this?" "THE USUAL- C:\USER\NAME\APPDATA\~\EMACS" "cooooooool. thanks" ">fuck you fuck you fuck you"

[iamindebt]

GAY AU

Ok so chapters 1 to 4 stay the same

Chapter 5 is basically the same until the part where spharas supposed to lore dump about tess aract as an earthquake hits (or so they THINK HAHAHAH) and everyone decides the lore can wait until later

Everyone makes their way inside the cave and to the rift of light where tess is yelling cause ouch and everyones freaking out

I also have this headcanon that people associated with the void or have void related elements (im thinking like pin magic) can get seriously hurt from light magic/ balance(???? My hc dont worry abt it) and being the god of the void dosent exactly help your favors. And besides it seemed like tess was in pain before so why not now?

Scriptliss tries to help tess and get to him, but he gets his arms held back by lanter and otempes so he doaent do anything stupid and hurt himself

The rift of light still gets sucked up and tess passes out and starts falling n everyone freaks out because if tess gets to the ground hes becoming a pancake

wiscara uses her scissor magic tk teleport tess to the ground and oooooo scriptliss catches tess in his arms and tess kisses him n passes out and its so gay and angsty and 👍👍👍👍👍👍oooo

I have some dialouge for this bit so ill have this explain itself.

...tess? TESS?!

*otempes walks over and put his hand on his arm

Hes fine, he must have passed out after everything, though he should be fine once he gets rest.

...

Sphara: Well thats a relief... *yawn*

*the void star clinks onto the ground

Er... So now that scriptliss's friend is safe, what do we do about the void star?

Here! *the protagonist puts it in their bag

Lanter: ...Well now that everythings ok-ish, we should be returning to the surface.

*cave starts rumbling

...does anyone hear that?

Hear what?

*cave starts rumbling but more

THAT!

The cave must be collapsing! We need to get out of here!

Well you dont need to tell me twice!

*wiscara makes a cut portal leading to the enterance and everyone hurries out before the cave collapses

Ok so the story changes in a few ways, the main one being that the antagonists aint so lax about you anymore now that their void god powerhouse is on the heros side.

Chapter 6 changes in one key way, instead of Ronzanda just handing you the scissors, she challenges you to a duel for them. Before any real damage is done wiscara figures out your missing and goes searching, eventually cutting open a portal right as your about to fight.

Chapter 7 goes wild because pink I actually decides to detonate the bomb, but most of the harmonians and base cleph get away before anyone can get hurt, buuut theres a couple of people with minor/serious injuries :((((

Tess is asleep for like two chapters. Btw

AAANNNDDD I NEVER FIGURED OUT AN ENDING I JUST WANTED GAY LOVERS

[scatterpatter]

Mnnngh art vent under the cut

I really miss when art was easy for me. It used to come so, so easy, even though I'd say my art wasn't as good as it is now. Like I'd def say I've improved, but its so much harder to get art out now than it used to be

I look back at the art I used to make and I seriously lament how easy it was. Even if it was just doodles, I could get so many out, I remember back in like 2019 i could often get at least one doodle out a day and it felt great. It was my outlet, my way I connected with others, the way I shared ideas and made stories, and now I feel that outlet has been practically severed and it really, really hurts

Artfight def hurts the worst. I was so excited for this year, so ready to reconnect with a lot of my friends and bond over silly AF attacks, and it was genuine! I didnt have any big plans this month other than just doing my job so I was so happy to do this. July last year was awful, I was in a horrifically abusive situation and that abuse reached its peak last July, I was in a bad bad place. But I've completely cut that abuser from my life and I'm in a much better space, so I really thought this July would be me turning things around

But as soon as I got a lot of attacks, I just- fucking shut down. I kept thinking on how much "make up revenges" I'd have to do and it got to the point where I'd get overwhelmed every time I picked up my tablet. What became "Hehe can't wait to make art for my friends!" Quickly spiralled into "Oh god I need to do so many revenges I cant keep up", and it just made me catatonic and I hate that. And the worst is that I know no one's exepcting me of anything, I dont have to revenge everyone, its all for fun- I know its just this expectation im putting on myself and im the only one disappointed in myself but I just cant stop how catatonic its left me and its really tough to deal with because ive only done 1 attack so far. Ive spent the entirety of July going "shit i need to work on attacks. Its ok ill do it later." And now its July 31 and ive only done one. I set a goal of doing at least ten. I thought ten wouldve been manageable, but I just cant do what I used to do and it really really hurts

And I keep being told that Im having a hard month. That works been stressful and working 40hr a week leaves me with significantly less free time than I had back in college, so of course i have less time/energy for art, but it still hurts because I dont. Feel like work has been that bad. Yeah its been bad but ive dealt with horrific stress before and ive handled it fine. I feel like if I go "its been a rough month" ill be saying that every month. And i dont want that. Im really healing and im getting in better places, I feel like still struggling this much doesnt feel "right". Hell my therapist just told me that i might be in remission or partial remission for my major depressive disorder. Like I have a professional telling me im getting better but I still struggle to do something that came so easily and it hurts really really badly.

Im gonna see what i can do for last minute attacks. Might not be great attacks, but i want to see if i can get something, anything out. It just hurts because i had so many ideas for my friends and I dont know what Ill be able to do for them and I feel horrible. I feel severed from them and from my main outlet of connecting with others.

And i know its just a sign of burnout or art block or mental illness or what the fuck ever. But I feel like ive been making too much progress in myental health to be struggling this hard. I love making art and i love artfight and sharing art with my friends but as soon as I try, I go completely catatonic and its really really hard because i used to be able to do this so easily and i want it to be easy again but I dont know what im doing wrong to still be struggling this hard

Idk bottom text

[ostolero]

Mirroring Sheev's Plan by Sullivan Performed by Austin Walker on AMCA (original post on Cohost)

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Sheev's Plan:

get elected to senate for naboo

start new sith order

work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.

(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)

PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.

make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack

(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.

Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.

(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then

build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot

(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan

let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(only via proxy tho. not done yet)

let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)

drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.

lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.

tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me

use death star ships to take over galaxy even more

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

(awesome... but not enough. something missing)

let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think

taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...

Endgame achieved. (??)

(kylo ren betrays me)

PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.

throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)

destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.

GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.

ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.

Endgame achieved.

You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.

Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.

[knapsackcat]

Here it is my undertale one shot fan fic I'm sorry in advance!

As ur Leaving the ruins and started the Walking through snowdin ur stopped by sans and his brother paps "hey (y/n) are u coming over to our house later ? We are gonna teach rock a new trick" sans says "ha ha ha yes of course Sans! I wouldnt miss it" u say with a smile they both smile at u and sans looks at u intently before saying "well we are going to get some nice cream with alphys and undyne right now though do u want to come (y/n)? U get excited but deflate just as fast before u say " oh no i cant i promised muffet id help her bake for todays bake sale but ill come to ur guys house as soon as im done" ^stupid responsibility ^ u think to urself and remeber u wouldnt have seen ur crush Sans today if u hadnt agreed to help ur friend papyrus inttrupts ur thoughts "Human im sorry but we must go so we arent late" papyrus says happily and instintanly "oh heh yea better get going see u later (y/n)" says sans as he waves and turns around the brothers walk away before u even have time to choke out a respone u kick urself for being really uncool and head on to help Muffet

* * * * * *

U knock on the brown door to the skeleton brothers house and wait for an answer instead u hear knocking back u smile and call out "whos there?" Sans playful voice rings out "nobody" u reply "nobody who???" As the door swings open u hear a loud "Nobodys home" and see sans greeting u with a smile and a hug u luagh and follow him in when he puts u down he walks ahead of u as u put ur stuff down and say " hey i dont have a cerfew tonight and torriel said if i wanted to stay the night i could as long as ur ok with it" u finish putting ur stuff down and sans says "im ok wirh it now ill have someone to eat all of this spaghetti paps made" u smile and ask "speaking of paps where is he wadnt he supposed to be here with us too?" Sans comes from the kitchen "oh Paps decided to spend the night at alphys and undyne so he could train and watch trashy anime after" ^ so papyrus is training with undyne which means im all alone with sans just the two of us^ "oh ha ok i guess thats cool well since its just the two of us do u want to watch something?" U ask and hopw ur voice doesnt sound too nervous and shakey "sure let me just leave another note on the sock" u watch him scrible something on a note and put it on the sock that he just wont ever pick up but u watch his movments carefully had sans always been this hot or was it just this massive crush u have gottwn for him u didnt know but soon u realize ur staring too late though he caught u "my eyes are up here" he jokes u chuckle embarrassed "ha i just spaced out in ur direction i didnt mwan to" u hope tht he buys it he shrugs and grabs the remote to put on something its werestling Hulk Hogan vs the BIG show u both move to sit on the couch and u accidentally loose ur balance and u land right on his lap u look at eachother and u blush a bit "u ok kid? Getting a fever or something?" Sans asks with a bit of concern u get off his lap and sit next to him instead and insist tht ur fine ans u guys watch fhe match in silence for a bit with all the tension in the air before he is back to making jokes and bold statments "i bet i could do tht" he says refering to the indian death lock "pft u could not" u say back and pushing his arm a bit "if u can u should just prove it" u joke with him but his eyes tell u he will accept ur challenge "ok he says and he reaches for u and gets u in to the position very quickly ur hearts poundinv and u are ingnoring the slight discomfort and the i told u so of sans because how can u focus when he is almost right up against ur butt was this really to prove something or did he feel it too did he know how u felt no he didnt i should just olay along " say uncle and ill stop" sans says u smile and get out of the postition and try to pin him but he is too strong and he ends up pinning u instead after a bit of a struggle

Sans Playfully teases u becuase of the wrestling "do u want to have a bad time because this is how u have a bad time" u sundenly realize how close to eachotehr u guys are and can feel his breath on u as ur bodies are pressed togather he notices that u have noticed u stare in eachothers eyes his starting to glow with determination u blush and try to move ur face away but he grabs ur chin and stops u and he kisses u soft at first then rough and u can feel his bone getting bigger and poking ur thighs but u just keep goinv uts making u burn hotter and just when ur about to wrap ur legs around him he pulls back and hurtidly gets off u "shit i. Im s . S. So sorry" he starts to panic a bit and is on his knees in fromt of u still laying down " i wasnt going to u just looks so beautiful (y/n) and i ah what am i saying" ^ im not going to lose this chance^ u think to urself and u get uo fast and kidd him hard toopling the two of u over on to the floor we embraces u and u kiss like tht for a while u can tell his boner is fully erect and ur ready for it u tug at his black shorts and his blue jacket and he takes them both off with our breakinv the kiss u take ur clothes off too and he pulls away from the kiss again " wait are u sure u want to do this ???" He asks with a look on his face u cant read "do u not want to?" U ask "of course i do but isnt this ur first time(y/n)?" Shit u forgot itvwas ur first time u had been so excited to Jump His Bones u didnt remever about urself " y-yes its my first time" u say shyly how could he bring up that ur a loser virgin with no experience and how could u tell him now that when he kissed u it was the first tome anyone ever has he sighs a breathy sigh "hey ur first time should be special and im just not the guy thats gonna be able to make this special for u im so-" u cut him off "this is special because im doing it with u and i think thts enough u dont have to do anything special or different tell me what u want me to do and ill do it" his eyes widen and he smirks "u will do anything i ask u to do huh? And u really dont mind me taking ur flower?" U nod and look at him hopeful he sighs and puts his head in his hand "well (y/n) if u really want to do this we can but u have to do everything i say understand slut" ur surprised at him calling u a slut but u soon feel ur insides heating up as he grabs ur face to kiss u again before u can answer him u melt and when he pulls away u nod blissfully " ok yes ill do whatever u say" he smirks and stands but ur still on ur knees now he gets in front of u "good then suck it" his dick now very hard just from kissing u start trying to do what he asks but u arent doing a very good job u can tell and he barks another order at u " open ur mouth wider u have time to get better at this for now im just gonna fuck ur throat " and with tht little warning u open uo wider as he trusts in to ur mouth hard he holds ur head in place so it doesnt move and he keeps going and he says "im going to cum in ur mouth and ur going to swallow and if u dont ur gonna be punished do u understand" u look up at him with no way to response since ur mouth is full of cock but it looks like he understokd anyways and he takes both hands and puts them on the side of ur head as he thrusts one more time and u can feel the warn thick cum filling ur mouth and throat he trusts a couple more times for good meassue befkre taking ut out he shuts ur moutn for u gets down to ur level looks u in ur eyes and says " now swallow slut" u do and it doesnt taste very good but u do it anyway he smiles at u and pats ur head "good girl" u cant believe u finally got to do something like this with ur crush ur so happy and even happier when he says "hey lets go to my room"

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U followed sans to his room its a bit dirty but u don't mind he looks at u and asks "(Y/N) do u trust me to please u?" Ir flushed and u say " yes i do why" he smirks and leads u to the bed which is really just a matteress and guids u to lay down u watch him walk out of his room and ur now naked on his bed ur mind is racing and just not sure what will happen he comes back in the room wth a box and asks again "do u trust me" u respind "yes sans od course i do why?" He smirks and pulls out rope and silk ties and blindfolds before u know it Ur tied up and gagged nervous about whats about to happen and shaking with excitement at the same thing sans chuckles "i guess with all the tension this was BOUND to haopen huh" he says with a small laugh but its diffrent then usually its more nervous u smile at least as much as u can with the gag in ur mouth he nervously moves to the bed ^how cute he is nervous to finally take me for himself bevause he doesnr want to make me feel badly about this^ he slowly carreses ur leg and trails up to ur thighs and breathes a deep breathe he opens ur legs for u and starts to flick his tounge inside u and u struggle at the feeling it feels good but its weird because u havent ever felt it before and he keeps going until it feels so good u stop thinking then u start to cum and try to tell him to stop ^its too much^ u think and try to say but ur gaged and its just muffled noise mixed with moans he drinks ur cum and comes back up with his face dripping u get embarrassed and blush and turn away quickly he takes ur chin and gentlely makes u look at him "loom at how wet u are" he teases u try to mive ur head away again but he keeps a firm hand onur chin "are u ready for me to fuck u (Y/N)?" Sans asks ^finally^ u think but u nod eagaely to him and he ungags u u take a full breath of air in " i want to hear u moan for me while i use my dick to please u so make sure ur nice and loud" he says as he adjusts himself between ur legs he rubs his hard cock on ur juices to get lubed up and says "i knoe since its ur first time i should be gentles but i wont be" he shoves it in and u feel electricity in ur body he is thrusting steadily and making small gruntinb noises ur moans and ur still tied up and cant do anything but let him keep fucking u like this it feels good and ur losing ur head in the moment suddenly he stops and u feel tugging at the rope and ur hands and legs are free and he orders u again "get on ur hands and knees im going to fuck u from behind now" u listen like the good slut u are and he sticks it in quickly and keeps fuckinb u he slaps ur ass hard u let out a yelp wirh ur moans and he says "fuck yes keep make noises like tht for me and im gonna cum" u feel urself tighthen around his dick as u cum all over it and he cums too deep inside u and fills u with his determination and u both collapse in bed next to eachother with his cum pouring out of u he leans over and kisses u "u did great for ur first time (y/n)" u weirly look at him and say " i love u" he kisses ur forehead and says "i love u too (y/n)

[amber-michaelson]

The Sorting

Part 2 

Series Masterlist

Hogwarts x reader

Summary: everyone praying and pleading and only some disappointed which house will it be slytherin, hufflepuff, ravenclaw or griffindor just wait and see

Added/Edited Characters

Read at own risk

Warning none really but swearing incase

part 1 

Yn pov

Wondering around the halls looking for a teacher or a perfect 'I'm gonna be late' I was in thought and bumped into someone "I'm sorry I was looking for the great hall and got lost" I explained quickly before looking at the person "its fine nothing serious, im cedric, cedric diggory" he smiled "I'm yn ln" I smiled "ill show you to the hall" he said sticking his arm out for me to take "that would be great" I held onto his arm as he lead me to the great hall "so first year" he asked "second year I just transferred here" I murmured "that's cool well I hope you like it here" he said lightly squeezing my arm “and here we are” he smiled as we walked into the hall “there she is yn ln i hope you give her a warm welcome” the headmaster dumbledore spook “see you later” cedric smiled and left “come forward and we’ll get you sorted into your house” i slowly started walking towards him i only recognized a few students from the train “come sit on the stool and we’ll place the sorting hat onto your head” he beckoned me to the stool “your gonna be great” hermione smiled as i past her while the twins and lee gave me a thumbs up, i walked up the few steps and sat on the wooden stool all the students staring i sighed with a heavy breathe ‘here we go’.

the hat was placed onto my head and waited “ah yes kind and loyal, you can’t even hurt a fly i know where to put you” the hat laughed slightly moving my head “better be hufflepuff” it shouted causing the hufflepuff table to erupt in cheers, the hat was lifted off “well done ms ln” professor mcgonagall smiled and gestured me to my house table, i walked over to the table and decided to sit next to two girls who waved me over “hi” i smiled “hello” “hiya” they smiled and allowed me to squeeze in between them “im yn” i said “im clara and this is vanellope” the brown haired girl murmured gesturing to the red hair girl “yn” i search for the person who called me, my eyes landing on cedric “hi cedric” i waved “im glad you are in hufflepuff” he smiled before going back to his friends “i cant believe your friends with cedric diggory” they squealed “he helped me find the hall” i shrugged looked to hermione and them but they sadly smiled and went back to their conversations ‘i’ll talk to them later’.

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i walked with clara and vanellope as they lead me to the hufflepuff dormitory “remember left,right,right,right,down,up” clara explained the password i had to tap a certain barrel to get in “ok now try” vanellope said stepping aside ‘ok left,right,right,dow-” i was pulled into someones chest as i pressed the wrong barrel and where i was,was splashed with vinegar “thank you” i said “dont worry about it takes a while getting used to it” i smiled as i heard cedric he let me go and i turned to him “ill make sure i learn it” i gigged and blushed as i heard van and clar whisper how nice and hot he is “i guess i’ll save you every time them” he smiled and tapped the right rhythm and the door opened “i bid you ladys a goodnight” he smiled and walked inside “i swear you guys are soulmates” van squealed as clara pulled me inside “hey you have to invited me to your wedding” clara teased making me turn a bright red “shut up” i rolled my eyes “fine we’ll stop” van laughed as we sat on the couch “so what school did you go to before this” clara asked “well i was home-schooled” i murmured “why” they both questioned “what my mom told me is that my grandpa wanted to rise me but they didn’t let him and they were scared he was gonna kidnap me from school” i told them my story and they sat silent “dam thats dark” clara burst into laughter which caused us to laugh “yea it is” i smiled “oh lets go to sleep so we don’t miss potions tomorrow” van murmured standing up “yea professor snape will have our heads” clara said and dragged me up “come on you can sleep in the bed next to us” van smiled and led us to the dorm room for second year girls “that ones free” they pointed to an untouched bed next to a window “ok thanks” i smiled and climbed into the bed “goodnight” we murmured softly to each other and i closed my eyes and waited for sleep to take me but it never did.

i dont know how long i layed there no sounds no movements i couldn’t sleep ‘i feel home sick’ i sat up and looked at vanellope and clara but they were both asleep vanellope letting out silent snores and clara slightly moving around ‘must be having a good dream’ i smiled and silently stood up and decided to go and sit in the common room by the fire so if i made a noise i wouldn’t wake anyone, i crept down the stairs and slowly sat by the fire, i stared into the flames and got lost in thought ‘what if me coming here is a mistake’ i pulled my knees up and layed my head onto them “cant sleep” i jumped and turned to the person it was cedric “yea a bit home sick” i explain and watched as he sat beside me “i had that problem with my first year” he smiled staring into the flames i followed suit “how did you get over it” i asked “i didn’t it took a few months to get over it and i realized this is my home as well i have my family at home and my friends here” he said i gazed over to him and found him already staring at me i nervously laughed looking down “if you want we can sleep here, i may not be your friend but i do give a good cuddle” i laughed at cedric’s statement “yes please” i murmured and let him pull me in we moved so we both were laying across the couch with my head on cedric’s chest and my legs between his “thank you” i whispered i felt safe and comfortable with him maybe he was right this is my other home away from home, i smiled and closed my eyes “goodnight” he whispered softly and silently started to hum “goodnight” i  whispered back before sleep took over me.

BONUS 

“i told you they were soulmates” i heard whispering “just look how cute they are” i slightly opened my eyes to reveal half the house standing around us with vanellope and clara whispering ‘aw man’.  

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