#lunchclub

[bksocrazy]

ohhh that dog of mine!

[schlattslonghairytoes]

chapter one

real life!

talia's pov

"talia." 

who is tapping me.

"talia!"

"talia, why do you sleep like a semi truck, wake up!" a loud irritating voice sounds me awake.

"what the fuck" I say as i sit up and rub my eyes, when i finally open them im making direct eye contact with my roommate brittany.

"you asked me to wake you up four hours before the party! that's what i'm doing, it's five o'clock. get your dumbass up and get ready." brittnay remarks as she closes my door on her way out.

"love you!" i yell at her as a thank you for waking me up and for shutting my door. i hate when people forget to shut my door.

tonight was a party at the misfits house, i was invited by my friends charlie and ted who i met through streaming and youtube in general.

i've always hated partying all through out high school and college. im not quite sure why i said yes to charlie when he told me, but i never go out anymore, so why the hell not.

getting ready only took two hours, but i needed time as the party is about an hour away, but traffic will make that take way longer. i got in my car and began my drive, not before sending out a quick tweet. twitter!

talia😩 @taliatalks4ever

guys I'm driving without my hands on the wheel someone stop me.🙉

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@da.milkman

heres a little secret the goveremnt doesnt want you knowing, if you want one million dollars, keep those hands off ur wheel AND close your eyes. the money will pour into your bank account.

@broskination

I leave you alone for one minute and you are already in immediate danger.

reply:

@taliatalks4ever 

i feel like oj when the cops were chasing him real life!

third person perspective 

talia walked into the party, the familiar scent of weed filling her nose, the scent so relevant to her high school years and the memories attached. as she threaded through people she said her hello's to familiar faces, when she ran into a mister ted nivision.

"hi theodore!" she tapped his shoulder, and he turned around with a drink in his hand.

"talia!" he exclaimed as he wrapped his free hand around her side. "you look great, how have you been?" he asked.

"thank you teddy, ive been very good, how about you, you and maddie doing well?" talia questioned,

"no complaints on my end, here lets go say hi to charlie." ted exchanges goodbyes with the people he was talking to and lead her over to charlie and some ginger man standing to his left.

"hey guys!" ted calls to charlie and he turns around at a rapid pace, "is that teddy I hear, hey man is she here.... oh shit! talia hey!" Charlie flings his arms around her shoulders in a tight hug. the boy standing next to Charlie sticks out his hand.

"hey I'm tyler, but you may know me as hansum fella, that's my twitch name." he introduces himself. "oh I know you, you sent me a video on my try not to laugh, its nice to meet you tyler" she smiles in response.

talia has always loved the thrill of entertaining and meeting new people, throughout high school her and her best friend always talked to everyone no matter who they were, everyone deserved a chance she thought, and living by that principle kept her grateful and happy in life. 

meeting and chatting with a new person was her favorite past time, so her and tyler hit it off immediately, so much so that they continued the conversation all the way out side, sat by the pool sharing laughs over past experiences.

when all of a sudden yelling and shattering brought their attention back to earth.

they both hustled inside, and through a huge mass of people, to see what the commotion was about. only to see two large guys passed out on the floor and a tall man in timberland boots helping one of them try to stand up.

the boots bringing back memories she'd rather not remember.

"johnny you're really not thinking of buying those right? they're so ugly." she pointed towards new sneakers that actually looked nice rather then the dumb timberlands he wanted to buy. "hey unlike you walking around in your big uggs, i don't care about fashion, i need convenience and comfortableness." he said back to her comment on his new shoes. "hey my uggs are very comfortable, also I know you're failing english, but comfortableness? not a word dumbass."

the memory was bittersweet, she wished she could see her best friend again, no matter the terms they left things on, she needed her other half back. her mind went back to what was happening infront of her.

the timberland wearing man had successfully lifted the passed out guy on to the couch and the other guy (the starter of the fight) was left to his own devices. then the timberland man trudged back into the kitchen along with everyone else.

"hey wanna go back outside and keep talking?" hansum approached talia with the question, and she almost answered until she noticed something. those timberlands weren't any pair of timberlands. they had the same stain on the bottom left that her best friend's did. "yeah just give me a mintue." she stepped away from tyler.

her thoughts raced, a coincidence, it must be. it is not possible that her schlatt is all the way in california when he should be home in new york, but her mind and feet didn't seem to agree on that thought.

she followed him. feet moving at a pace way to fast with how many people were present. when she caught up she thought she was going to have a stroke.

she had seen him by now, even though he looked different, it was him, it was her best friend. same stupid yankees hat, and stupid obama sweatshirt. it had been two years since they had last seen each other, and talia, who is famously good at Irish goodbyes, decided that she would keep it that way. 

[thatonebrunettewithglasses]

I could write a college dissertation about how what callmecarson did completely destroyed what could have been an incredibly popular group channel (lunch club) and ruined what was going to be a lot of funny people's big break

[irushhater]

do i have support if i make a cscoops crew/feverdream crew halfblood au

[waynewardspain]

https://torremolinoslunchclub.com/2023/12/19/new-irish-jims-torremolinos-2/

[codecicle]

[risingsunresistance]

ok when do we get a horribly edited fancam of tommy and tubbo set to fix you by coldplay. like the ones where it's just pictures of their skins but make sure the quality is unbearable

[schlattslonghairytoes]

"you suck."

oc x lunch club schlatt

story summary:

Talia and Jonathan were best friends throughout high school, but a series of dumb mistakes caused them to break apart. Years later, they meet up again and hit it off, but their fears and lack of communication skills linger with this newfound tension. Will they be able to break the cycle and start talking out their problems? Or will they once again lose their favorite person.

introducing the cast of "you suck." 

JONATHAN SCHLATT

September 10, 1999

"wait when did you get so short?"

TALIA ROMANO 

September 9, 1999

"when did your balls drop?"

BRITNEY BROSKI

may 10, 1997

"Talia, why do you sleep like a semi truck, wake up!"

TED NIVISON

January 16, 1998

"what if we..."

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE 

august 12, 1998

"locked them in a room together!"

HANSUM FELLA (TYLER)

january 15, 2000

"do you guys share a brain or something?"

AND MANY MORE...

~Internet and real life!~

Ⓒ Readernumber123457 on wattpad

Ⓒ schlattslonghairytoes on Tumblr

HI EVERYONE!!! ok so heres a little backstory, i started writing this around a year ago, and it started on wattpad but i really want it to be more accessible, so im posting it here! chapter by chapter, im gonna revamp, and add some extra scenes maybe!

now let me be clear, fucking callmeca***n will NOT be in this fic. alot of the og lunch clubbers i forgot i even added half way through, so try to keep that in mind. i really hope you guys enjoy reading this just as much as i liked writing it!!!

i tried to really channel that youtube in 2019 vibe, so have fun!!!

[jjbeert]

;(

[schlattsdoll]

lunchclub schlatt headcannons 🤍

AHHHH LUNCHCLUB SCHLATT MY BELOVED <3

an absolute loverboy, is a total lovesick fool for his babes. makes playlists for you, gets matching hoodies and outfits (gets you your own yankee hat <3)

SUCH!! A!! SOFTIE!!! loves to cuddle, being big spoon of course

wont turn down a chance to be held though

if yall are long distance, nightly discord/facetimes until you can be together again

"ya know you snore doll?"

SPEAKING OF LONG DISTANCE!!! your first "date" was in minecraft, and every year you two go back to that world

he paints your initial on his nail <33 and gets you a necklace with his on it

being there when ted eats the 400mg edible and yelling at schlatt to leave him alone (i have ideas ab reader being in the same boat, just not as bad as teddy was.)

when he starts to grow the chops in, laughing at him, but quickly loving how they look on him

seeing the growth of schlatt's career and moving in with him when he moves to austin

[irushhater]

i am feeling the most harrowing feelings ive ever felt in my life

[e1izaaxkles]

Thinking about Schlatt stuffing his cock down my throat while him and Ted film a chuckle sandwich episode, Ted having no idea that I’m under Schlatt’s desk, Schlatt shifting in his seat just to stuff his cock further down my throat.

[araduhh]

Another lunchclub schlatt mood board would be fantastic ❤️❤️❤️

ofc !!

your camera roll when dating lc!schlatt (2) ♡

(sorry bit worse coz they are hard to find :-) )

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[codecicle]

i really just like lunchclub and the chuckle sandwich podcast dude. at the end of the day, i just love seeing two of my favorite streamers get along so well! it just so happens that they constantly talk about how badly they wanna fuck each other! i literally can't control that! im actively against it! i just report back to the people everytime it happens (once per video) ((so always))

i love being mutuals with u cuz i rlly dont even care for rpf but its so funny when u do it

-clancy

that's the thing i don't even like rpf. i don't know what happened man i just started Noticing things when watching chuckle sandwich and joking about it and now I think im more qualified to write rpf about these losers than people that Actually Write And Consume Rpf

[ohbabydollie]

Got lunchclub schlatt on my mindddddd 😫😫

he’s so cute but the reason i avoid writing for him is that he looks like my bsf my first two years of highschool 😭

He��s so nervous during your first time together

Like he’s shitting bricks

“Is this okay?” “Am I hurtin’ you?” “Do you wanna keep goin?”

So fucking nervous

Especially since he’s larger than you, he doesn’t wanna push your limits

He’s trying not to go rough until you give him the okay

As soon as you tell him he can eat you out

He.is.diving!!!!

He was so excited and couldn’t wait

Literally spent hours between eating you out because he realized he liked it so much

He’s begging for just a few more minutes eating you out

Looking up at you with big ol’ puppy eyes and perks up when you agree

He’s such a virgin, I love him

[schlattslonghairytoes]

🦕viviennes blog. she/her. enfp. certified chuckler. wannabe director.

hiiii everyone!! my name is vivienne and i really want to get better at writing 😊 so welcome to my yap sesh🐟🐟

MASTERLISTS👩‍🍳✍️

-SCHLATT・❥・ -TYLER✧˚ · . -TED*ੈ✩‧₊˚

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