#not rlly slander

[iamindebt]

GAY AU

Ok so chapters 1 to 4 stay the same

Chapter 5 is basically the same until the part where spharas supposed to lore dump about tess aract as an earthquake hits (or so they THINK HAHAHAH) and everyone decides the lore can wait until later

Everyone makes their way inside the cave and to the rift of light where tess is yelling cause ouch and everyones freaking out

I also have this headcanon that people associated with the void or have void related elements (im thinking like pin magic) can get seriously hurt from light magic/ balance(???? My hc dont worry abt it) and being the god of the void dosent exactly help your favors. And besides it seemed like tess was in pain before so why not now?

Scriptliss tries to help tess and get to him, but he gets his arms held back by lanter and otempes so he doaent do anything stupid and hurt himself

The rift of light still gets sucked up and tess passes out and starts falling n everyone freaks out because if tess gets to the ground hes becoming a pancake

wiscara uses her scissor magic tk teleport tess to the ground and oooooo scriptliss catches tess in his arms and tess kisses him n passes out and its so gay and angsty and 👍👍👍👍👍👍oooo

I have some dialouge for this bit so ill have this explain itself.

...tess? TESS?!

*otempes walks over and put his hand on his arm

Hes fine, he must have passed out after everything, though he should be fine once he gets rest.

...

Sphara: Well thats a relief... *yawn*

*the void star clinks onto the ground

Er... So now that scriptliss's friend is safe, what do we do about the void star?

Here! *the protagonist puts it in their bag

Lanter: ...Well now that everythings ok-ish, we should be returning to the surface.

*cave starts rumbling

...does anyone hear that?

Hear what?

*cave starts rumbling but more

THAT!

The cave must be collapsing! We need to get out of here!

Well you dont need to tell me twice!

*wiscara makes a cut portal leading to the enterance and everyone hurries out before the cave collapses

Ok so the story changes in a few ways, the main one being that the antagonists aint so lax about you anymore now that their void god powerhouse is on the heros side.

Chapter 6 changes in one key way, instead of Ronzanda just handing you the scissors, she challenges you to a duel for them. Before any real damage is done wiscara figures out your missing and goes searching, eventually cutting open a portal right as your about to fight.

Chapter 7 goes wild because pink I actually decides to detonate the bomb, but most of the harmonians and base cleph get away before anyone can get hurt, buuut theres a couple of people with minor/serious injuries :((((

Tess is asleep for like two chapters. Btw

AAANNNDDD I NEVER FIGURED OUT AN ENDING I JUST WANTED GAY LOVERS

[stealingpotatoes]

dinluke making utterly zero sense but catching so much popularity is my favorite thing to exist ever

no no no this is slander it DOES make sense!! u gotta think, dinluke didn't get popular out of nowhere, they got popular after they canonically met. what 2 other things happened in this episode? 1. din's son going with luke to be a jedi and 2. din becoming mand'alor. you know what that leads to? 1. a reason for din and luke to continue to interact and 2. spicy conflict and a shitload of shared struggle. Din and Luke both have to lead/unite/help their disparate, genocided people, are both strongly devoted to their creeds, both fierce warriors willing to do a helluva lot to protect those they love, and like loaaaads more. they might seem pretty different on the surface but at their cores they rlly match up and share a very particular set of experiences and again HAVE REASON TO MEET REPEATEDLY

and that'd be enough on its own but then you have that against their peoples' ancient feud and bam you have some romeo and juliet spiced in there. and w that, even if you ignore the mand'alor stuff you still have their devotions to their religions (+ w that the conflict of intimacy and want and din's helmet/the old code getting in the way), din knowing NOTHING abt famous hero luke and ofc din actively trying to avoid being the main character vs luke being the Most main character ever. its just. im normal abt them

[crustyfloor]

You know I really hope they reveal that Luka's tattoo is on his balls so that I can live with the knowledge that even though the Anakt group got it painful, the opp got it even more painful with that raw laser to the nuts 👍 it's very settled in that case

[bebagerie]

missing him, wishing i had it in me to have made more fanart this season

[strawberry-milkbunny]

Itachi was raised for the village. Sasuke was raised for the clan.

That’s why Itachi has to enact like a 10 year manipulation plan just to get Sasuke to stay in Konoha. Even AFTER his death he’s still trying to manipulate Sasuke using Shisui’s eye.

LET THAT BOY BECOME A TOMATO FARMER ACROSS THE SEA BRO 😭😭

[flowers-in-my-eye]

burps

[countesscontessa]

who said capitano is gonna pull up in a hellcat😭

[g3othermal3scapism]

annie edit from my tiktok bcs TIKTOK MUTED IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬 and im pissed

[rewritingcanon]

back when i had 60 followers and a snape/snarry stan misinterpreted a post i made about snape as slander, scrolled thru my account to bitch about something, decided a post i made about DORLENE was the best option for a rebuke (😭), reblogged my post to bitch about me and dorlene (???) and then told me to stay off atyd. i think about this moment a lot now that i have peace on this account….

[meherya]

The double is scratching an itch I didn't even realize I had

[iamindebt]

I never understood why lanter didn't have antlers but dussekar did and while this could be explained by "their cousins" or "genetics"

I HAVE FOUND AN EXPONENTIALLY MUCH MORE FUNNY EXPLAINATION AND ITS CALLED TRANSGENDER RIGHTS /j

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

jjk chapter 254 spoilers under the cut !!

WHAT A FUN CHAPTER it was nice to see kusakabe get his moment….. even if it was short-lived :’3 HE’S FINEEEE GUYS DW look at this panel. look how sick it is. you think this is the kinda guy to go down like that??? kusakabe is a like a cockroach he could survive a nuclear bomb…. trust…..

but no i !!!!! loved. his thoughts abt yaga T_T how kusakabe really is just a decent guy once you get down to it. he owes yaga a debt but it’s less of a debt and more of a deep respect… he tells himself that yaga is dead so it doesn’t matter but he still imagines yaga’s sad expression and still latches on to what he would’ve wanted. he cares.

and i think this was also such a great moment :(( bc kusakaba has been running away from battle for. as long as we’ve known him LMAO but this is him taking on a more protective role towards the kids!! something akin to nanami and the importance he placed on adulthood. and it’s also so good when you remember kusakabe’s previous stance on yuji…. how he thought it was best for him to be executed. but deep down he cares!!

i’d have liked to see more interactions between him and miwa bc it’s obvious those two are especially close :(( and that makes a lot of sense because both are them are just. Nice. they’re kind people. miwa is just way less cynical. their banter is always so fun and i need my dosage of found family father/daughter moments so akutami BETTER supply me with more …. 😒😒😒

anyway i like kusakabe i think he’s nice :3

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PANEL HELLOOOOO????? I CRIED???????? THEY ALL LOOK SO GOODDDDD one of the most handsome gojo’s i’ve seen in a while….. his dimples and his smile :’3 and he thinks kusakabe is a nice guy!!!! do you think they ever explored each other’s bo/GUNSHOT

okok i think i’ve gotten all my thoughts out……. almost. BECAUSE LOOK WHO’S BACK ‼️‼️

MY MANNNNN MY GUY maybe now the fandom will stop sleeping on him smh……… he didn’t survive gojo fucking satoru and train yuuta in africa for this disrespect. miguel is probably the strongest sorcerer outside of japan he is a Problem and i believe in him!!!!! i’m also excited bc i think this means we might be getting more old characters back soon :3 i wanna see larue. and if we see larue we might see todou…. maybe even yuki….. (<- delusional) BUT most of all: if we get larue or even just miguel there’s the SLIGHTEST chance we might get some flashbacks of cult leader geto and if that happened i would forgive akutami for literally Everything <33333

[itadore-you]

"how do you have SIX EYES," geto says, "and they don't even work?"

"six? more like sux to have such shit eyes."

Geto and Shoko have been having the time of their lives teasing the shit out of Gojo when he rocked up one day sporting a pair of glasses. Not his slutty black circular pairs that he lowers onto his nose bridge sexily, NO im talking about normal, almost geeky centric specs. Thick lenses, spindly metal frameworks, and of course Gojo had chosen the "fuckboy" frames - aviators.

"Oi! Shut up," Gojo protested repeatedly. "Using my technique isn't the same as my normal vision!"

"Sure it isn't. Do you reckon he uses half for technique, half for actually seeing?" Geto snickers before delivering the final blow. "Three blind mice lookin' ass motherfucker."

[b3achysurfur]

actually mad asf rn because I just realized I cannot make a ‘logans over’ joke when Logan kicks the bucket (plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls🙏) bc it’ll literally js be ‘lover’ 😐 now if I spam the tag and my blog with that you guys are gonna get the wrong idea fasho

[dumblucksers]

scorching hot take, i enjoyed crystalized

[citadelselfships]

i will literally be neutral on or dislike a female character and the moment fandoms are fucking weird and misogynistic about her im like OKAY THIS IS MY GIRL NOW. NONE OF YOU TOUCH HER. SHUT UP