#ok i’m not a shipper person.

[sulevinen]

something about soap being so casual with ghost right from the start and easily bantering with him and just not afraid of ghost at all makes me just so agajhsjasahajja

[peteytheparrot]

I feel like people just like the idea of characters being in romantic relationships more than them actually being in a romantic relationship in the canon story.

Sometimes people lose the point of why these two people aren’t in a romantic relationship and what that means for their dynamic in the story.

People just see two characters that are close (or literally just next to each other) and are like ‘they have to be in love’ but that can actually ruin the complexities of their non romantic relationship in the long run if they do end up together.

I’m not saying you can’t ship characters, far from it, I’m just saying maybe you should think about what these two characters mean as friends and if them being in a relationship can devalue what they have in canon.

Making stuff basic Yaoi/Yuri can ruin what complexities these characters have. Stop watering down things!

[sad-endings-suck]

and if I said that lots of mizu/akemi shippers are actually mizu/fem self-insert and mizu/fem oc shippers then what?

[thatsailormoonkinnie]

More Wicked AU Stuff

Ok, idk how many people wanted more of this concept, BUT I DO, so I’m continuing my silly little MelJayVik Wicked AU. I’m in the process of doing some sketches based off songs but I keep listening to Dancing Through Life and being unable to decide who Nessa and Boq would be?

[xiaoshy]

xiaoshy’s instagram ✉️🖤

“in your embrace, i find my peace.”

ty @lovelyluc for the tag!! i forgot this app existed but i had to quickly do this since it was so cute :3

open tag!! anyone can join!

[jitteryjive]

i need to remake my cup bros ref… both cup and human designs… it’s been almost a year(?) and i’ve developed the headcanons and i would like to share with the class!!! (i wrote thirty tags. Please help me)

[narutonkachi]

>everyone who mistreats denji sees him as a dog (yakuza, makima, even rez says he looks like her dead dog)

>asa is shown blatantly to be a cat person

[thebestusernamepossible]

Fandom is so tiring sometimes. Like girl(gn) not everything you dislike has to be for some moral reason! And you trying to justify disliking/liking something harmless by basing it in morality is not good for your or anyones mental health. Please stop doing that. It gives reason for my intrusive thoughts to say I’m bad for disagreeing with you even if I know logically your point is fucking stupid. Like it’s FANDOM, it’s not that serious. Chill out. A person is not morally wrong for not having the same favorite book in a series as you.

[dirt-grub]

I hate the white liberals here but im glad im in a pretentious art town im sick of talking to people who would watch twin peaks and have their main takeaway be shipping Laura James and Donna in a poly triangle

[benetnvsch]

that's really messed up ty for explaining im not on twt much so i didn't know i also only saw people here who ship adult odazai like what if oda lived type situation so i was ignorant to the other kind of shippers but i have a ton of people blocked and dont ship it so i dont follow the tags tbh that might be why

ty for taking the time to explain what was going on even though it is triggering for you please take care of yourself

Yeah yeah ofc !! I completely was vague posting in my first post and if ur not on twt a lot even it’s pretty easy to miss since its definitely (thankfully) isn’t something that’s gone further than twt ^^

I’ve had the misfortune of seeing the other kinds of of shippers here as well as the just as adults one but have blacklisted the tags for the ship name so thankfully I don’t anymore aaaa

[charmingradiobelle]

Debunking all the reasons Charlastor is “wrong”

(and I’m going to be brutally honest because I’m tired of y’all’s bullshit)

“Alastor sees Charlie as his daughter!!” No the fuck he does not. He said that to get on Lucifer’s nerves. That’s it. Infantilizing Charlie—a grown ass woman—to make him appear as her father figure is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a fandom do, like ever.

“Charlie is a lesbian!” Correction; she’s bisexual. She likes women and men. Careful babes your biphobia is showing

“Charlie is with Vaggie!” So? I don’t care. I can ship her with whoever I want. Canon does not dictate what you ship and it’s getting ridiculous how people think otherwise

“Alastor is aroace!” He’s just ace. And ace people can be in relationships and believe it or not they can have sex. It’s not your place to define someone else’s asexuality. (Also it’s a bit sus how I never see anybody bring this up in any post about literally any other Alastor ship…)

“The age difference is-“ let me stop you right there. This fandom does not give a fuck about age gaps because if they did, they wouldn’t be shipping Alastor or anyone else with Lucifer—who is older than the earth itself. Charlie has like maybe 100+ years on Alastor but he’s been dead for almost a century now and he died a full grown man so it really doesn’t matter

“He’s manipulating Charlie!” He’s manipulating everyone. That’s his whole personality. Why is it ok to ship him with other people but not his narrative parallel?

“They have no chemistry together” are we watching the same show..??

“Well it’s just not a good ship!” That’s your opinion. If you don’t like it that’s fine. My feelings will not be hurt if you unfollow me for what I post. You do you, idc. Just keep your negativity away from me, and other Charlastor shippers. Our content is not for you so stop interacting with it.

Oh yeah also these characters aren’t real, so like stop being so offended over a goddamn ship. I promise you your daily life will not be affected by it

Anyway that’s all.

[rainybyday]

This is mostly based on these three ideas I had circling in my little head please send help. 

Warring States Period - First Idea

Kaguya won in this timeline and only Team Seven survived, both past and present (Sakura, Naruto, Sai, Sasuke, Tenzo, Kakashi, and Obito (all in a total of seven :D)), and so they went into a new timeline as they used their last bit of Chakra to destroy their timeline so Kaguya will never escape and take over other dimensions 

Relationships 

ObKk because I somehow am in a toxic yaoi shipper cycle, god help

Sasuke and Sakura will stay together because I have a massive pin collection with amazing pins of these two so it made me biased

Naruto and Sai are without any partners since their timeline got fucked

Pray

Ok so let me go over some little details I like to have

Uchihas love so fucken deeply its not even funny so when their loved ones are threatened, all hell breaks loose,

Hatakes are a feral clan and while they are seen as “domestic” in modern times not so much in the Warring States, there are two reactions. One (stupid) people will try to fight them to scare them off (ha) or are scared to high heaven and back away from them

Hatakes have fangs and have habits like touching and calling their close ones pack and mate and pup if considered pack 

Yes all of his students are his pups and Tenzo is affectionately called a sapling once he realizes that is a THING for Senju’s to say to their young

Tenzo secretly loves it

But before he never said it out loud since, you know, trauma

Hatakes are territorial of their pack so if anyone messes with their pack when they can’t handle it you are going to wake up with your throat being ripped apart from Hatake teeth

Having a Hatake and Uchiha couple might be a pair made in shinobi heaven if I think in that sense

Fear them

Kakashi gives head pats like it is free candy

Everyone decided to have the Hatake clan symbol on them to place a barrier between them and other warring clans because no one likes to mess with Hatakes (only dumb people do, aka, the political greedy people)

Oh wait I found my plot!

Sakura is still considered a civilian during this time, with no family name or any of that sort since, back then, a civilian was too poor to have a last name, so she, alongside Sai, are now Hatake. 

Since Hatake’s have a pack mentality they do have the occasion of adopting outside their clan and giving their last name, however, there have been very few cases in which a clan outsider is adopted into the Hatake. Usually, this is issued to the clan head of that clan and things will get sorted out. But, because Sasuke, Naruto, and Tenzo are time travelers, no one knows of them nor are they official in the clan registry they don’t do that. 

 Bastard children if you will, and while it's possible for both Naruto and Tenzo that is going to be difficult to tell with Sasuke and Obito

So they decided not to use their last names in such situations unless officially asked if they were of [instert clan here] and just said they are by blood

After all, last names are a claim so they are careful to say they are a Uchiha, Uzumaki, or Senju

Do they claim them?

I mean no?????

Let's say no

They are blood-related but do not claim name, claim blood, not name. If named they are shipped to the clan’s compound and goodbye pack member. 

NOT ON KAKASHI’S WATCH

Ok so, timeline!

I’m gonna make it about maybe a year or more before the death of Inzuma

Just because I can and because tension is still there

But not THE tension if you know what I mean

I want Tobirama to feel like something is wrong with the Chakra signatures floating around but I want Hashirama to know first what the actual problem is with the forest warning him about a pack he should not cross

Why the forest?

Because they feel another person with the forest within them

Aka Tenzo

Case and point

They find Sasuke first by accident

It was a patrol of Senju who found him and immediately didn’t know what to do but they had to capture the thing because obviously it was a Uchiha

They corner him and they are about to catch him when the trees start to move

At first, they think it's their clan head who came to trap him 

But no

The branches are capturing THEM and leaving the Uchiha alone

So now they are confused

Confused they see a man with short chestnut hair come out from nowhere, take the Uchiha into his arms, and warns them that they shouldn't mess with a Hatake cub

And

Disappears

They promptly freak the fuck out

I'll add more later and edit more of my other two ideas cus I can. Nice to do a break on the dcxdp fandom not gonna lie.

Part 2 | Part 3

[aavec]

Ok I’m a tentative Creloise shipper at best, but it is worth noting that of all the Austen books, Eloise is reading “Emma” this season… you know, the book about the bitchy privileged blonde who learns to stop meddling/be kind while realizing that she’s in love with her best friend…

I don’t know if this was intentional at all, but it is giving “I’m confused about how I feel about this person so I’m going to consume media that reminds me of them to try to understand them better and unpack my own feelings”

[tommykinard6]

Thinking lately about shipping and fandoms and all that depressing jazz.

And here’s the thing: have we forgotten that shippers regularly take the L? I don’t even know where this belief that we’re being catered to comes from; we regularly and historically wear clown noses.

When did we stop shipping for the sake of shipping and start needing to be correct? Be superior, be the main character?

I feel it’s always been like that a little, but I’ve personally NEVER seen it this bad.

And the sheer entitlement, man.

Listen, I’m not going to disturb my man JRR Tolkien to resurrect him only for the sake of putting Maeglin and Glorfindel together and have him incorporate my headcanons because Maeglin was the king of being misunderstood and really just needs to get dicked down and lovingly held after by Glorfindel, ok??

Cause that’s my headcanon and ship and I have fanfiction for it. Also Tolkien has been dead for 51 slutty slutty years, but that’s beside the point.

I’m not boycotting CoD or throwing a temper tantrum over the fact that Ghost and Soap aren’t having filthy nasty sex and heartbreaking conversations.

I’m not attacking Ewan McGregor and Temuera Morrison for not canonically getting Codywan.

And even in the height of my Buddie days, I never attacked the actors or show runners or female actresses. I’ve certainly had non-gracious thoughts, but I’ve kept it off of social media.

Please hear me out; this is not me saying I’m better than anyone. I’m not. I’m sooooo not. But I’m hoping that others might remember what shipping is about.

[biancadoes1]

As a polin fan and lukola shipper, I try to focus on what the actual people who’ve met L&N in real life say about them. Everyone who’s ever met them say they are genuinely kind and honest. So what you see is what you get. I wish people would just stop reading between the lines and focus on what L&N say themselves! Negative Nancies have got to stop listening to people online who’ve never met these two humans.

When I see BS online, I ask myself what do their coworkers say about who they are in real life? Or what do their friends say about them? Believe those people bc they’ve met them like in person and are vouching for them as good, decent people.

We all want them to launch their relationship on their terms but they aren’t ready yet and that’s ok. Most of us see love and joy and just want to live vicariously through happy people. It’s the same reason we all go to weddings: to be part of the happiness.

Still kinda hoping they’ll put us out of our misery soon! Like they don’t have to invite us to the wedding but just post a pic from the reception maybe?

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!! (Well I guess just the Americans? I sometimes forget everyone doesn’t celebrate our holidays.)

I think truly just love the drama at this point and they’ll do anything or say anything for some attention. Obsessing over Antonia and Jake like they’re somehow standing in the way of Luke and Nic (and I’m a fucking size 0) just invites misery and if that’s how they wanna live then let them.

The fact that so many people are comfortable with talking about Luke and Nicola as if they know them continues to baffle me and always will.

I also only listen to the people who know them and have commented on them. Because they actually KNOW them as opposed to people on the internet who think they do.

Hoping for something soon and Happy Thanksgiving to you, anon!

[ecoterrorist-katara]

ok I think my main issue with many Ka/taang shippers is that they just…refuse to take ownership of their fandom experience. By which I mean they continue to engage with Zutara works, Zutara fanon, Zutara discourse etc, and get mad about it and pick fights about it.

I came across a comment by a Ka/taang shipper (on a thread where nobody mentioned Aang btw) in the wild who says they really dislike the way Aang is portrayed in Zutara fics. Fair enough. Here’s the thing though: this person says they’ve read 30+ Zutara fics!!!

you know how many KA fics I’ve read? Zero. I have no idea what fanon Ka/taang dynamics are like, what the headcanons are, or what shippers like about the ship. Because I don’t need every single person in a very large fandom to agree with my interpretation of certain characters, even if I think I’m right, and I don’t seek out their opinions and their creations.

Like…I don’t think it’s that hard to 1) respect other people in fandom, but more importantly 2) respect your own peace of mind and enjoyment. You’ll be happier if you block things you don’t want to see, I promise.