also if you interpret Johnny as gay (and tbh even if you don’t) his “taste” in women SO quickly has you like. ok mommy issues. i see you
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going to a different secondary school than cbf!soap and not recognising him in his new uniform also his big big shoulders
your school friends 🫣youknow him?? and you being like 😳i thought i knew him
okay but he acts like you're the only thing that matters (it's because you do.)
like when he was at bootcamp, he'd take out a worn, creased picture of you and stare at it, reminding himself who he does it for and who he's coming back to.
"doin' it for my one," he tells the others but the picture is one he hastily took of you when he broke into your room and:
1. it's blurry cuz you were quick on throwing him a shoe
2. naked where it matters
3. suspiciously stained don't ask questions
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you complain about mosquitos to xiao and he’ll mutter something about humans being so fragile, and act as though he doesn’t care.
if you wake up in the middle of the night however, you’ll find him hovering beside you, expression dark and focused, eyes darting around the room.
suddenly your mosquito problem is gone.
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the difference between sonic and tails sick fics is so funny to me
sonic is so gentle and so caring when tails is sick (or he’s panicking)
meanwhile tails is dragging his brother by the ear, throwing him onto the bed and shoving the entire thermometer down his throat
kid does not get paid enough
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max posting a video of him and daniel giggling in a helicopter going to an undisclosed location under FULL knowledge that the whole world is saying daniel is taking his teammate's job is so unhinged and absolutely not something he'd do if he was trying to deny those rumors. anyway the teammate soft launch has rocked
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so tall! so big! so lovely!
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something people arent really mentioning about the we didnt start the fire cover is that as part of it fall out boy are giving away a trip and vip backstage tickets to their boston show, and to enter you have to sign a petition asking for support of the lgbt community or donate to one of three organisations, including the bands charity fund, the human rights campaign and everytown for gun safety. so i dont think its that bad.
enter here
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zuko is invited to play smash or pass but he thinks smash means destroy
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The fam @ dick out of work hours: bullying, ribbing, "he's just a sopping wet loser", he fumbles every charisma check because he loves his baby birds and bats so very much and they walk all over him
The fam @ dick during work hours: afraid. So afraid. Don't let him find out if you got shot because you might unleash a beast into Gotham worse than most villains. Give your reports and don't show fear. Follow instructions and don't let him down or else Disappoint Gotham's Best Man.
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