#ok back to break

[themosthatedbeingg]

[hinamie]

tiger lily

[ping-ski]

i miss my boys... i miss them a lot </33

@lilakwii i offer EBY eclipse in these trying times (i think he taped the rose to his faceplate because he can't actually bite down)

[fairsweetlonging]

i'm absolutely weak for liu qingge returning fans in fics and eventually there being a part where shen qingqiu is given a fan that isn't his but not saying anything because he doesn't want to "embarrass liu-shidi", especially if the author doesn't elaborate so we never know if liu qingge is giving shen qingqiu gifts or if he accidentally stole someone else's fan out of habit.

[teh-inggris]

pvp civ nation...... this aint much but pls take my contribution for this series bc im going insane i love hate this man so much get him out of my head

[bloobydabloob]

I got a crush on Mads Mikkelsen

[morningstarwrites]

stupid scenario #1:

they went to a pop concert but alastor has no idea who the singer is

[hools]

[asteraws]

my clown college grad project from december last year 🎪

[sugusoko]

tweet about what if rui's hair is teal and he dyes it purple... and what if i said that is my truth -__-

[goodfellowe]

how we feeling baers

[iliothermia]

Just wanted to announce that my shop is gonna be closed on April 12th to an undetermined date! Some prints might not be restocked after the convention, and most of my patches are on limited-amount 30+ year old woven fabrics and can't be exactly remade either! My patches, mini prints, and stickers mail overseas for 3$ btw- Shop is here

Thank you everyone!

[brainworms-all-night-long]

My silly, so rejected and defeated and her attempt at undercutting it with a joke is making it come off as a person realizing they overshared and is trying to act like Whops Haha Ignore that here is an Arm Pun get it cuz you're missing an arm haha, instead of the empty marvel "comedic" He's Right Behind Me Isn't He shit. Like the general delivery has this somber undertone and sounds so genuine, the voice actor did this so well I am going to combust

[yashley]

anyway laerryn would've released predathos by now

[howly]

headcanon: the boring perfect self control vampire bella thinks she has is a LIE and at one point she caught human scent mid-hunt and snapped. it made her so wild she had to be restrained to the point where things got ugly

i know edward would never dare to do it and meyer would never dare write it and in canon newborn vamp bella would be far stronger than him...

actually. you know who would be stronger than one young vampire? two old vampires. and who would act practical in a critical situation? emmett

imagine edward and bella heading out for a hunt and emmett being like "do you guys mind if i tag along? i feel like snacking". bella's a little mad at the prospect of suddenly having a third wheel (homegirl wasn't planning on just. hunting) but alice gets a weird hunch and goes "no, no, em should go with you" ok nostradamus. he's going.

fast forward they're in the mountain. bella finds having emmett third-wheeling is not half bad. in emmett's head, lowkey it's bella who's the third wheel after so many decades of him hunting together with edward. but nevertheless, it's so fun with her around. all is good until they catch the scent of an entire group of friends hiking just a couple of miles from here, away from all civilization. emmett and edward stop in their tracks, ready to turn around. bella, her guard down, loses it and stars running towards the group, so they have no choice but to charge at her. while strugging to keep her in place, they try to talk her down but she doesn't listen. she doesn't care, she's strong enough to fight them off, and she fights and claws and hisses and breaks bones of whoever gets in her way because there are so many pulses just a few minutes' run away from her and their scent is so sweet and burning and calling, calling, calling to her

while struggling to restrain her, emmett grunts "we have to disarm her". edward catches the image in his head and shouts "no! you can't literally disarm bella!". well, how the hell do you expect us to stop her from massacring all those hikers? we'll just put her back together afterwards. duh!, emmett thinks, and knows he has to act fast so he goes in while bella's busy yanking away from edward's grip and tears off a limb. or two. all 3 of them may or may not be screaming.

a few moments later edward's pinning bella to the ground, holding her face between his palms, forcing her to look at him. her thrashing is not so effective with limited body parts. part of him wants to yell at emmett but that's kind of low priority. he's holding on to the last of his composure while he looks down at bella's feral expression and chants 'baby. i'm so sorry but i'll give you your leg back after you calm down a bit. i won't be able to outrun you if you go chasing after those people now. please calm down. i love you. hold your breath'

just then she listens, stops breathing and her vision refocuses. for the first time she realizes she was on her way to slaughter a bunch of strangers and she broke the arm of the man she loves at least three times when he tried to stop her. she wants to open her mouth and apologize but that will require her to breathe and possibly go crazy with thirst again. so she stares back at edward's panicked eyes and nods at him, her own red eyes just as full of terror.

then she looks over his shoulder and sees emmett waving her severed leg in the air like it's a baseball bat. "hey, did you know that rose wears the same shoe size?"

[clockworkreapers]

Tales from the Gas Station Vol. 2 everyone