#ohio s and d tier

[skulls-soul]

What if Alex when they really want to focus on something? They lower their super hearing when they want to focus on what's in front of them after all, they have other senses that they could rely on when it comes to acknowledging a threat

Now imagine one of those things is just flat out. Morgan

As in anytime Morgan is talking Alex is honed in And when Morgan is babbling you know damn well they're the only one that alex is focusing on

Barnaby and Ohio know this

So when they want to plan a surprise party for alex then they ask Morgan to tell Alex about something Oddly specific that they know for a fact that Morgan will go on a rant or start yapping about

Alex has yet to catch on Even though they genuinely got surprised with a birthday party

They still don't know how the goodie to shoes did it.

[pinelessmelody]

I keep forgetting im supposed to be an art blog lol (ft. Ohio as a slug and Alex as a slugslinger)

[incorrect-sandd]

Morgan, in Barnaby’s window: I thought I’d find you here!

Ohio, climbing past Morgan: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

[that-bitch-kat3]

ohio: violence is never the answer!

alex: really? never?

morgan: yeah what if the question is: what is an 8 letter word for distruction?

alex: or what if someone’s being really annoying?

[weezardthewizard]

Chadster: Where IS that villainous fiend, anyway?

Morgan, rolling their eyes: Not here. Ohio said something about getting "wizard high" so probably not on this planet either.

***

Elsewhere-

Ohio, gesturing slowly: What if this is allll just a miniseries... on Vine...

Alex: Vine is dead, old man. You're thinking of the Clock App.

Ohio: Mhmm, may it rest in peace or whatever. But seriously... What if this is all just plot? Made up by some... adult Canadian or some shit?

Alex: Oh, it is. And when I get my hands on the fucker there will be blood.

Ohio, scrambling: Woah, shit, Alex, goddamnit be careful tHAT'S GLASS

***

Chad, peeking around Morgan to the window behind them: What's that? Off in the distance?

Morgan: Really, Chad? I'm not that fucking st-

Their faces are lit in stark relief as a beam of crackling green plasma shoots into the sky somewhere across the city.

Chad: Wizard high, you said?

Morgan slams the door in his face.

[confuzing]

Morgan: So I have to push back our confrontation on the twelfth, it's Hawk's Back to School night-

Barnaby: H-hawk?

Morgan: Oh right! Hawk's my baby.

Barnaby: Your *w-what*

Morgan: Well, it's also Alex's baby.

Ohio, appearing from nowhere: You and Alex have a baby?

Morgan: Yeah! Oh wait it's right here... (Holds up weird bug monster)

[cobalt-knave]

Incorrect S&D Tier #1

Alex: You dare mock me?

Ohio: Alex, come on. You should know. Of course I dare mock you.

Barnaby: Is it really wise to-to provoke them?

Ohio: It's what I do.

[mirellapryce]

Fun fact I realised recently while considering THE HORRORS. One such horror being that queer media is being cancelled at an alarming rate (thank you #savequeerstories for the wake up call). S and D Tier by Lighthouseraiders on tiktok might actually be one of the longest running pieces of queer, Western media that I know of? Pretty sure it started pre-pandemic or at least during the pandemic so we are looking at about 5 years, and there are pretty much new episodes every day.

The main characters both use they/them pronouns with the caveat from the creator that any pronouns can be used for fan content. They're in love and have gotten married (and divorced, then married again). Their child uses it/its pronouns. Their neighbours/tenants/best friends/nemeses are a gay couple. One of the villains has a creepy attraction to both the hero brother, and the non-binary super villain. There are probably more.

But yeah. Make more extremely niche queer content cuz it'll probably go a lot farther than the streamers will let it 💖

[falling-star-cygnus]

@narabea06 dude, i think i just fell a little in love with you??

giving the Museum Trio Pokemon bc oml how did i never think of this??

🐻Molly Blyndeff🐻

1. Stufful 2. Minior {armored form}

- Teddiursa was a gift from her mom! It’s never in its pokeball anymore, preferring to snuggle in her fuzzy hood - She found Minior hiding away at her school during recess though - Molly was hiding from the noise and Minior tried to cheer her up - It stays in armored form up until the final events of the museum when they face Mera :D

🐃Sylvester ‘Sylvie’ Ashling🐃

1. Wooloo 2. Munna 3. Tauros

- Sylvie’s had Munna since he was a child - His parents couldn’t find out why the egg wasn’t hatching and left it unattended for a second to calm down - baby!Sylvie got curious and touched the egg right as his parents walked in when the egg shuddered and hatched immediately - They’ve been partners ever since - Wooloo just followed him home one day after Sylvie fed it - Tauros also just followed him home, but unlike with Wooloo, Sylvie tried to get it to go back - …It didn’t

🍜 Giovani Potage🍜

1. Sinistea 2. Ditto 3. Gourgeist 4. Smoliv

- The Great Giovani Potage is definitely a bad guy no matter what anyone says {*side-eyes Beartrap*} - But! Bad guys don’t let innocent pokemon get hurt! - Smoliv and Sinistea were a package deal and Giovani defended them against a mean group of bullies - Gourgeist found him as a small form Pumpkaboo when he was kid - Giovani had gotten lost and he was crying, so Pumpkaboo got worried for him - She led him home and they became very fast friends :D - He makes little matching costumes for his Pokémon - Ditto didn’t trust Giovani at first - It was hurt, and angry, and nobody wanted it to stay a Ditto so it didn’t - It went on a rampage as Tyrantrum, causing large amounts of panic - Giovani, initially, wanted to run away before he noticed it’s eyes - He stood in front of it, scared, but understanding too. When the massive Pokémon leaned down to roar at him, Giovani grabbed its face with gentle hands - “I see you,” he said, “You don’t have to hide anymore” - And Ditto joined the adventure

[breadandblankets]

the problem is I love Ohio James so much that I spend 80% of my time thinking about him trying to figure out how to get him to eat people

[cozycryptidcutie]

I’m no writer. Can someone write an S and D tier story. Where Alex is a secret villian. And Morgan is like a normal person who is just into true crimes. Or soemthing. And Alex is so obvious with their murder but Morgan is so oblivious they don’t know anything. And then like Ohio comes over for game nights more often to catch Alex and tries to hint to Morgan that they’re living with a serial killer but Morgan can’t pick up any of the hints.

[skulls-soul]

(Morgan, Barnaby, Ohio, and Alex all having a game night)

Ohio: hey Alex

(Alex looks up from their uno cards that they were heavily focused on): what can’t you see I’m busy

Ohio: yeah, I noticed because Morgan has been looking at you like that for the past six minutes

(Ohio points at a Morgan who has a pointer finger on each temple, their eyes squinted, as well as the tip of the tongue sticking out between their teeth)

Alex: oh

(Alex: yes Morgan?)

(Morgan: I want pizza)

(Alex: and you couldn’t say this out loud why?)

(Morgan: I wanted to see how long it would take until you noticed me) ��

Alex: hehe fine

(Snaps pizza from Italy on table)

Morgan: yes (fist bump air)

Barnaby: d-d-did you guys just c-communic-cate telepa-pa-pathically?

Morgan: yup

Ohio: I thought you didn’t have telepathic powers?

Alex: oh, I do I just don’t like using them

Barnaby: so why d-did you use them?

Alex: because if I don’t Morgan will give themselves a migraine.

(Ohio and Barnaby nods in agreement since they one hundred percent can see Morgan doing that and knowing Alex they’re probably speaking from experience)

(Note: this is a head a canon of mine that Morgan sometimes wants to tell Alex something, but doesn’t wanna say it out loud for literally any reason, they don’t do it often, but when they do they find it funny as fuck

Also, Burnaby and Ohio know for a fact that Morgan never cheats in games because it’s “ too easy and unsatisfying” same for Alex but for different reasons)

[pinelessmelody]

Alex: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

Ohio: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward.

Morgan: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150 cm tall. Give me the gun bitch.

[incorrect-sandd]

Morgan: Alex, keep an eye on Ohio today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Alex: Sure, I’d love to see Ohio get punched.

Morgan: Try again.

Alex, sighing: I will stop Ohio from getting punched.

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Ohio James from lighthouseraiders' tiktok series S&D Tier

[sigynpenniman]

AIRPORT TIERLIST OF AIRPORTS I’VE BEEN THROUGH FROM SOMEONE WHO FUCKING LOVES AIRPORTS

S TIER:

- MCO Orlando. My love my queen. Platonic ideal of airports. All the other airports wanna be her.

- MSY New Orleans - I have only seen your beautiful face once but your vibes were just impeccable. I miss you beautiful

A TIER:

- LHR London Heathrow - you’re so chill and sweet to be such a major airport. Weirdly calming somehow. Sterile, but the big boy of London airports. When you’re here you’re in London. Smells like joy.

- CDG Charles DeGaulle Paris. Dripping in stunning retro futurism and has a Concorde on stands by the runway. We love her

- DCA Ronald Reagan Washington DC. So pretty. So clean. So easy to navigate. Prevented from S tier status by being one long skinny thing with no way to get quickly across it.

B TIER:

- DEN Denver Colorado. Architecture for the gods but somehow the vibes are off. I’d fly through you again happily but I don’t feel especially warm when I think of you.

- FLL Fort Lauderdale - Hollywood. You’re permanently attached to very warm memories for me because of the trip I took from you but you’re just kind of there. Vibes are off. Meh.

- ORD Chicago O’hare. Aesthetic perfection but weirdly stressful. While I had a great time on this trip I do not think warmly of the airport other than the rainbow lighting. Jules got yelled at here. -10 points.

- CLE Cleveland Ohio. Another airport that is home of warm memories due to loved ones but just really not the vibe as an airport.

C TIER:

- LGW London Gatwick. I don’t like you for no reason. Like a disappointment, you’re in London but not at Heathrow for some reason.

- PHL Philadelphia. Again, weird aimless dislike. I cannot justify.

- BNA Nashville. Meh. Fine, which may be the worst insult I can lob at an airport.

D TIER:

- LGA New York LaGaurdia. Fuck you and your tiny spirit terminal in the middle of nowhere and your hard to access rental cars and your poor road signage that sent me round and round on the New York interstate in my rented Corolla. The bigger terminals are pretty though, and anyway. New York City!

E TIER:

JAX Jacksonville. Ew.

F TIER:

BOS Boston Logan International Airport. I loathe you. Less busy numerically than ATL and yet somehow even more spread out. Signage is bad. Directions unclear. Nothing makes sense in this alternate reality. Labyrinthine building designed by the god Hades. Never again would be too soon.

UNTIERABLE:

ATL - Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta. The biggest and busiest airport in the world. When you buy a ticket on Delta a box pops up that says “by buying this ticket you agree to see the inside of Hartsfield Jackson Airport.” Not actually a real place, but a floating parallel dimensional space you enter when you walk through the doors. When you get off the Plane Train at terminal D a sign to the left points down a hallway and says “Walk to Terminal E. Time: 45 minutes.” Bigger than many cities and some European principalities. And sometimes you’ll be forced to run clear across it when your gate gets changed. Send every domestic flight that goes near it and many that don’t through it for a completely unnecessary 45 minute layover and sautée until golden brown to birth this unholy god of a space outside all time. They have CPR training machines. They have bathrooms too rarely. They have a whole other airport underneath for international transfers. Don’t die before you see it. Everyone should, at least once. 🎶Welcome Aboard the Plane Train!🎶 next stop: the 4th circle of hell. Walk to purgatory: 45 minutes. Moving sidewalk out of order.