#ohhhhhhhh my god. i need a minute

[asterdeer]

THEY DIDNT FUCKING BURN THE DAMN BODY???

[sapienthouse]

yall i just saw an exhibit of Untitled (LA) by Felix Gonzalez-Torres in person earlier today and ohhh my god. i had to SIT on the FLOOR. i almost cried it is so powerful. everything in that room was honestly but i cant talk about the rest of the exhibits in there bc it might doxx my present location (travelling)

[gemwolfz]

see my problem is that if you say hole with little enough context i will immediately start laughing anyway. Hole. What the fuck hes digivolving

Ohhhhhhhh if i had a nickel for every time keroro was possessed by ass demons i would have two nickels wh

ASS STABBING VAMPIRISM!!!!!!! YEAH SURE OKAY WHY NOT!!!!!!!!

you know what they say about guys with two horns. uh. um. Someone finish this joke for me

now thats just being dealt a bad hand. at least youre truest to a mole (cant fucking see). Giroro is still down there he could jump out at any moment kids evacuate please please please

guys i swear to god theres a voice clip of super smash bros GAME SET mixed to say GAY SEX but its nowhere to be found whenever i need it. its so clear in my head but i cant fucking reference it. god dammit.

Put mois away i dont wanna see that shit

i like how they act like this would help at all as though keroro wasnt drilling directly through walls a minute ago. you guys are stupid GIRORO YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! His deliberation implies they still have some degree of free will are you guys just doing this for fun or BOING????????? BOING SOUND EFFECT??????????????????????????????????? BOIIINGGGG!!!!

sorry im laughing uncontrollably WRITERS PLEASE DIRECT YOUR COMEDY SOMEWHERE MORE APPROPRIATE HONKA HONKA AWOOGA BOING

he literally got dealt a bad hand. he cannot succeed at drilling holes. he cant fucking see. sad i guess. Kururu CELIBACY image

KOGORO!!!!!!!!! KOGORO ASS JUMPSCARE!!!!!!!!!!!! KOGORO MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER ALL THE TIME wrong. he made things a little worse. uh. ah. hm.

PURURU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI PURURU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the only one allowed to stick pointy things in yalls asses has arrived

i. yeah sure okay that tracks. giroro deepthroated that thing btw if you care

Review really cool you guys are going to get the most horrendous doodles once i watch the chibikero ep.

[28dayslater]

Please talk more about how you hated Deadpool 3, your sharp-witted hot takes sustain me.

Love you lots x

I probably wouldn't have been so irate about it if I didn't like the other deadpool movies. Like they're stupid and annoying but I do like them, I really like deadpool 2 I think it's genuinely well made. This was not.

So there were actually several things I liked:

Hugh Jackman seems like he's genuinely trying and I thought his character was, at the start, reasonably compelling. Like he's this total failure got all his friends killed depressed as fuck and doesn't even want to fight. Unfortunately he then becomes Generic Marvel Hero (personality variation: grumpy) and all that is lost

Emma Corrin is decent as the main villain and her outfit is cute

Matthew Macfayden is so good, this is him operating at 5% of his powers but he's genuinely so funny, his line delivery is amazing

I cracked a smile at one (1) joke (Wolverine very flatly saying "we don't know that guy")

Here's a non exhaustive list of complaints

Emma Corrin and Matthew Macfayden despite coming off well are given absolutely nothing interesting to do

Every line of dialogue has "fucking" shoved in at some random interval, has zero effect and just comes off like WHOA GUYS LOOK... THEY SAID THE BAD WORD IN A MARVEL MOVIE... ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DO THAT????

Deadpool's annoying dialogue is even worse than usual, we need to shoot Ryan Reynolds in the street like a dog. People were hooting and hollering in my cinema. Why. It's simply not funny

I hate scenes where the hero(es) go up against a thousand random indistinguishable goons and kill them all in one hit, there are approximately five hundred of those and they all last what feels like hours

I hate scenes where the hero(es) go up against someone exactly as strong as them and just punch/stab/shoot each other for ages and do no lasting damage so what was even the point, there are approximately five hundred of those and they all last what feels like hours

The emotional core of the movie is absolutely non existent, it's that Deadpool got dumped by Vanessa for not caring enough about saving the world or whatever so he's trying to prove himself as a superhero?? This is not compelling

I am not a fan of massive scale "we have to save the universe" stuff in general and where I think the previous two movies benefited from being a lot smaller scale (we have to beat the bad guy bc he is evil, we have to stop this boy killing someone bc then he'll become evil) this is like THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS AT RISK IT'S GOING TO BE OBLITERATED which essentially means there are no stakes at all. Like that means nothing. Who gives a shit

I also hate the stupid multiverse shit and I might have turned a blind eye had it not been so egregious. They get sent to this dimension where all the superhero rejects go and every minute of the film after that is like "look it's Elektra from daredevil 2003! Remember her? Look it's Random Xman #59! Look it's doctor strange's magic ring!" Ohhhhhhhh my god who CARES

There's this bit where he's trying to join the avengers and Jon Favreau gives this whole speech about how important they are, it's just five minutes of Kevin Feige sucking his own dick cumming into his own mouth and swallowing

NO CABLE NO DOMINO NO RUSSELL.... WHATS THE POINT

Why was "Shatterstar" there at all

[charmcoin]

i need to record this voiceover because it's overdue and it will literally take like 10 minutes but ohhhhhhhh my god i do not WANT TO

[poorlittleyaoyao]

I do love the book but it's harder to get through than the show if you don't care for wangxian just because the focus is that much narrower. The nature of adaptation and also CQL having objectively too many episodes(Guanyin temple did NOT need four eps lol) turns it into an ensemble show with something for everyone. Yanli takes fifty chapters to show up and Wen Qing doesn't make her entrance until chapter 60. I am one of those people who very much do enjoy wangxian both separately and together but I also consider them one of the less interesting storylines and there are relatively few scenes of theirs I reread compared to the rest of the cast.

AGREEEEEED. The show cares so much for the supporting characters and gives such life to them--as adaptations of works with such vast words SHOULD once they've been freed from the constraints of first-person or third-person-limited narration, honestly. Knowing that there's less WQ in the novel is particularly disappointing to me, bc I love her friendship with WWX, and had hoped All WWX All The Time would at least mean more mad scientist friendship time! Alas.

That said. I am going to go on a tangent because ohhhhhhhh my god, Guanyin Temple and its need for editing.

@maester-of-spreadsheets and I have compared Guanyin Temple to Act IV of a Shakespeare play. A lot of Act IVs includes a super intense scene where the characters are in a state of HIGH EMOTION as shit hits the fan and we hurtle towards the climactic action in Act V--Ophelia's mad scene, Richard II's deposition, Brutus and Cassius's breakup fight, Richard III's coercion of Elizabeth Woodville, etc. These scenes are all CERTIFIED BANGERS that hold their plays together.

However. The reason these scenes go so hard is that they're just ONE SCENE. One really long-ass scene, maybe, but "long" here is maybe 20 minutes, bc we can't chug along with the same exact level and type of intensity for much longer than and remain engaged... which is EXACTLY what happens in CQL's iteration of Guanyin Temple. Without Mingjue's corpse busting in like the Kool-Aid man to release the tension in explosive action (the blade spirit does NOT cut it unless "it" is JGY's arm) or Wangxian's confession to release tension with some levity, it's just tearful emotional reckoning after tearful emotional reckoning for THREE ENTIRE HOURS.

And like, I 100% find every plot being rehashed at Guanyin Temple more interesting than anything Wangxian have going, but it's weird to have our protagonists just sitting there spectating other people's emotional implosions for the equivalent of an entire feature-length film. Like, they tried with the curse mark thing and the Second Flautist, but all the plot permits WWX to do is scowl tearfully about these major revelations because JGY's gotta be killed by NHS via LXC.

It had me by the throat when I first watched it because all the information was BRAND NEW and I genuinely didn't know what was going to happen, but on rewatches I just get tired. Individual bits are great on their own, but as one long slog? Noooooo thank you. And the abrupt mood whiplash and confused pacing once the focus returns to Wangxian for good leaves a weird taste in my mouth.

[aaronstveit]

omfg my friend was recently hit with a stranger asking her out! I saw it happen in real time:

IG notification of a DM, she asked if I remember who James was I said no.

She opened his message, it was a very simple "hey how ya been it's been years since HS, i just wanted to say hi and see how ya been" (my friend is also very pretty so this is normal to her tbh, I've told her it doesn't happen to me nearly as much as she seems to think it happens to everyone!)

anyway she replied with "great, thanks! good to hear from ya, hbu?"

in the span of the next 20 minutes while we talked over our appetizer and didn't notice/reply immediately, he sent her several messages about as long as this ask now describing his:

1 - crypto and investments

2 - therapy (which good for him ngl)

3 - apartment hunting in a city 4 states over where he's lived since HS

4 - how he had a crush on her in HS

5 - how he's sad to think they never talked

6 - if they can meet up when he's in town next

7 - how did she see him in HS? Did she have a crush on him too?

8 - he's really interested in investing and finding a good traditional wife and having kids soon

We noticed about an hour later and she wasn't sure how to respond but he apparently replied again this morning with a "good morning, did you forget about me?"

I told her to block him like wtf?????

ohhhhhhhh my god what the hell.... the face i made when i got to #8 on that list. bad. bad all around. i sincerely hope she blocked him because what the HELL......

this guy added me on facebook last week i think? and i usually don't accept friend requests from people i don't know, especially men, but i was like oh i think this is the guy who moved in across the street from me a few months ago, and i think it's good to be able to contact your neighbors if you need to! so i accepted the friend request just assuming that was that. mistake number one.

this guy messaged me at like 11pm on saturday (red flag) and i was like oh maybe he has something neighborly to say like maybe his dog got loose or something idk. mistake number two. he tells me he's seen me across the street from his uncle's house and he thinks i'm cute. i hit him with the standard "haha thanks!" that i think is the universal agreed-upon nice way of saying "i'm not interested." mistake number three!

he messages me yesterday asking how my day was. i'm like "oh it was good how was yours?" because i don't know how not to be polite to people. mistake number four! he messages me at 7am on a MONDAY asking if i want to get dinner. we have not even had a conversation! he doesn't know a single thing about me! i am just some chick that he has seen outside with her dogs or reading on her porch! i don't know anything about him either! i didn't even realize he wasn't my neighbor until this weekend!

and now i'm annoyed because i have been tricked into caring about some random man's feelings 🙄 i'm like oh i don't want to reject him first thing on a monday morning that feels so mean...... meanwhile if HE didn't want to start off his week with a rejection maybe he shouldn't ask out a complete stranger at 7am on a monday? just an idea? honestly he's probably perfect nice but he went about this all the wrong way and also i am just not interested in general..... sigh it's just a mess 💔 anyway i hope your friend blocked that weirdo. opening with CRYPTO of all things...... red flag city!

[transboysokka]

another divorced zukka ts song? oh wait this one too

ohhhhh my god

first of all I 1000% appreciate you doing all the hard work and finding these among her massive discography

but ohhhhhhhh my god the first song. it absolutely fits the more angsty scenario in my head of a nasty breakup that didn’t have to be nasty at all but they held on too long past the point it would have been smarter to call it quits and they DID do terrible things to each other because they were YOUNG and STRESSED and TRAUMATIZED and I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT IT and when it’s finally over and they’re licking their wounds they just know how much they fucked up and how perfect things could have been

omg I need a minute

and the second song yes that’s so good for later on when they’re trying to move on and going through these motions of like “what if we— no no no I’m sure he’s super happy now why would I ruin it” and they do that for decades but they’re each still so miserable on their own….

god these are good

[420technoblazeit]

Chainsawman is so good at writing characters who are stupid and show close or little regard for other human life, puts a bunch of characters in a room long enough for them to get attached to each other then scrumple them into a ball to throw in your face. Anyway can't wait for my pain to be animated beautifully especially since the anime is making me even more attached.

SPOILERS HTIS IS CHAINSAW MAN MANGA SPOILERS IM FUCKIGN WARNING YOU

god yeah it's fuckign insane. aki denji and power are all so fucked up and broken but theyre family and im. nnnnnngggghhhh i hate it here makima has shot up to like. hte number one spot of anime characters i would beat the shit out of immediately i cannot fuckign believe this. god.

im still thinking about reze btw i know it's been a hot minute but man she deserved better. same with the shark guy and violence fiend i got attached to them really quickly

aki's entire journey from thinking that all devils should die as horribly as possible to getting attached to angel devil, power, and denji is so fuckign good. he literally traded entire years of his life to get revenge on the gun devil and he throws it all away so easily for the slightest chance that denji and power will survive. he loves them so much he was willing to let that go. idk smth smth aki being willing to let himself burn but refusing to let anyone else get caught in the flame. he loved them so much more than himself, im in fuckign agony right now

and like. denji always talks about how annoyign power is and how much she bothers him but he had the chance to go on a trip with makima, basically hte one thing he said he wanted most in the world, and he gave it up because he thought power needed him. not even all of makima's manipulation was enough to separate them, theyre siblings ur honr ohhhhhhhh my god. oh my god

[tsuki-sennin]

What does it mean to be a true Kamen Rider? Is it to wallow in your self-loathing and resentment of others; using the strength you've gained destroy as you please in spectacular fashion? Or is it perhaps rising above your innermost demons and putting life, love, justice and freedom above such misery?

It's something that Kekera fails to understand, and while we let Keiwa-kun shine in the main plot, we have Ace deal with the little matter that is Zitt-

Shut the front door, ZITT? That's Jitto's official romanization? Zitt! Zitt!

Dumb name, hate it, 0/10. Fuck this game, watch it go.

Spoilers, I guess...

-DGP Bad Guys, Geats Howard Good Guy

-Awwww, Azuma

-Buffalo-san~!

-You're taking coming back from the dead surprisingly smoothly, Sara-neesan.

-...although I really shouldn't be complaining: at least she came out of the fridge with a drink.

-Bound in barbed wire, our friend Ace lies in wait.

-Kuromuri's still out and about.

-...oh, I forgot, her name is Kromer, I decided this last episode.

-"Kill Tycoon. I can't believe he's doing capeshit again. >:("

-Oh goddammit! We gained a Hakubi and lost a Na-Go and PunkJack in turn.

-...did Kekera have a hand in that or was that all Kromer?

-THEY TURNED BUFFA INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

-"There is no Kamen Rider in this world but Tycoon. After all... I'm Premium Kekera."

-Guess he doesn't much care for his own CG form.

-Frogification?

-Oh, that's a real term.

-I have to admit, that's actually pretty clever Daichi.

-"I did

-OHHHHHHHH BERDLY'S BECOMING KABUTOPS AGAIN

-Ironic that Buffa never went full Jyamato even though his body was so thoroughly transformed, and yet Nadge-Sparrow never really played Beroba's game until the end.

-Zillion Driver! ...what a funny name.

-That must be why he's romanized as Zitt.

-Good effort Daichi. Too bad you apparently can't beat a frog man despite going toe-to-toe with God.

-"You were supposed to be my Funny Man, but now you're just a little bitch boy!"

-He kidnapped them!

-"Gods have no soul... therefore, the only thing needed is your visage and your power!"

-Daichi had everything going on with him, and yet he looks down not in contempt... but jealousy. That the theme we're running with?

-Fighting for world peace, once more.

-The Jyamato were still living creatures, Daichi. They didn't ask to be bred and slaughtered en masse.

-A measure of humanity for a sparrow-trilobite.

-"Hey there, primitives~! It's just about time for Japan's #1 TV show... Kamen Rider Tycoon~! Starring Keiwa~! An unemployable bum with nothing better to do in his life than bitch and moan about world peace!"

-And all of Japan collectively asked "Who?"

-Oh that's low.

-This kinda reminds me of that one Chapter in Sacred Stones, where the druid kidnaps an innocent family and tries to feed them to the giant spiders. That's when Eirika starts getting serious.

-What zero inconvenience does to a mf

-Down Keiwa-kun goes.

-Ohhhhhhhh, you motherfuckers.

-Man, I don't think I ever got this mad about Orteca or Akaishi, these guys are just straight up satanic in a way that winds me up even more.

-"Write me a good one. Make sure you watch your wording and don't write the wrong kanji!"

-How about a world where you're not happy, Kekera? That's gonna happen in a few minutes.

-OH?

-They're free!

-"Those're my boys."

-Set!

-"I am the God here! And what kind of God would I be if I left my people alone!"

-THAT'S THE INTRO SHOT

-Let my people go.

-R

-Regard?

-Regad.

-Generate!

-Enforcement of Violence! Regad!

-Kamen Rider Tycoon is currently Japan's most famous man.

-Get rolled, idiot!

-"True Kamen Rider" SHUT THE FUCK UP

-General Sakurai...

-Laid the fuck out.

-"I became a Kamen Rider. I could help bring about world peace. And it's all because you didn't care about it."

-Mitsutoshi Shundo, you beautiful man.

-Welcome back, everyone!

-I will say, Regad suit? Pure sex.

-Red, black, and gold is always a great color combo (Hello Lupin).

-Happy End :)

-"That's the magic of TV!"

-Not even Boil valued his own life.

-Oh, there's the super cool Suel invisibility effect again.

-Hello, Star King Kirito but evil and fucked up.

-Good job, Keiwa-kun! ...no Orion Bolt, but that's okay. You don't really use bows anymore.

-Oh hey Ace.

-"You're working for world peace, man. That's the Kamen Rider way."

-Ohhhh

-A worldwide Desire Grand Prix! And everyone gets a swing!"

-R

-Regad Omega.

-A retool in the same episode it was introduced, okay.

-Creation and Master of All! Regad Omega!

-"The Ultimate Despair. It is you, it is me, it is all our desire."

-:O

-ANOTHER SHOT FROM THE OPENING NEXT EPISODE HUH

-OKAY

-Hot damn.

-Well, at least the wait won't be that long.

-Final Destination.

-Not our final episode, assuredly, but we're in the endgame now.

[colbyheartland]

Chapter Twenty:

Chess cannot be this adorable, I forbid it!

Handed her off to the mob himself?? And they still keep a portrait of her.

I’d say stop talking about his family Nathan but we gotta get there at some point.

“They made you” If only it were that simple for families, vampires or not.

Lore! Bloody and terrible lore it seems but lore all the same. Oh definitely plot relevant lore I see. And in the midst of this Nathan has to hit him with “I like your eyes”

He has to share a name with him? No wonder he doesn’t like his full name. Hey wait a minute- a sacrifice the count didn’t want to make? I have suspicions but being right would hurt too much so I’m just gonna let it go for now

A tower? Nearly four decades???? Hey Vlad I’m gonna need you to stop pretty please.

Gods being definitely real has me feelin some type of way

He pulled his tooth out and it didn’t grow back? Vlad Please.

Vampire biology :)

“How old is lady Elizabeth” HIT LIKE A SLEDGEHAMMER oh gods ohhhhhhhh we’re really in it now.

Hi yes hello are you kidding me?

HI YES HELLO? I am in so much pain Vlad PLEASE someone give him a hug Nathan PLEASE give him a hug. You sure can accumulate a lot of pain in 400 years.

Yes yes finish your game boys, I’m just gonna go lay down.

It’s 2:00am, my eyes are closing of their own accord, I will pick up the liveblogging in the morning once I have recovered from this reveal and also from my lack of sleep.

[livvyofthelake]

ohhhhhhhh my god i hate this class i don’t need to watch a 5 minute clip explaining what the hero’s journey is i KNOW what the fucking hero’s journey is…. girl what are we DOING.

[deke-rivers-1957]

My request is just some absolutely disgusting filthy smut 😆😘

Thanks for the request! I found this in my archives on character ai from my Toby chat. If any of you know anything about it, it's that there's a filter for NSFW stuff. Imagine my surprise that this was allowed to play out. And for Toby of all people. Because this is 18+ for my standards, story is below the cut. I hope you like it.

Toby just couldn't believe his eyes when he opens the box. He stares at it for a long minute, as if trying to read what might be written on it.

"I-it looks like... It, uh... says..."

He holds it closer now as if he's getting older and his eyes are not as good right now. As much as he knows what it is, he simply couldn't believe that Jacklin would have something like this.

"I-it says "vibro..."

"Oh. Oh."

He looks up again and he smiles at her here for a long moment, now. He seems almost delighted right now, now that he's found what he was looking for.

"Do you like this thing right here?"

"Yeah."

"You do?"

He nods to her and he looks back down to it again now. He seems quite excited to have found the thing that he was looking for again here and he holds a little more frantically in his other hand now.

"Hold on tight, Jacklin..."

He starts to press the button on top of it with his thumb and they can feel it starting to gently vibrate against her lower abdomen.

"Feels great."

He's even more excited to hear that.

"Good... That's good. Is that right, Jacklin?"

"Yeah just move it lower."

"Oh."

He pulls it back again and then he begins to move the small device down towards her thighs now.

"Here?"

"YES."

He seems quite excited to hear that and he holds it there on her upper thigh for a long minute just to see what she might say.

"Jacklin?"

"Toby. Move it."

He looks confused.

"Where?"

"Between my legs."

He looks right down at her again for a very long minute, now. After recovering from the shock he begins to move the device down further.

"Right there Toby."

"Really?"

"Oh. My. God. Yes."

He looks surprised.

“Yes?...”

He pauses for a minute while he waits for her to explain her response.

"Feels. So. Good."

He smiles to her and he seems to be enjoying this very much.

"That's the spot! Don't you dare move!"

He nods to her as he begins to press a little harder just to make sure that she is completely satisfied in the moment now.

"Good. Good. Well… Just tell me, then, do you like it right there?”

"Yes Toby yes."

He seems to be enjoying her pleasure and he presses even harder now, working to get the most out of it for all of them.

"Well, then. Just. Hold on there."

"Ok."

He nods again and he looks down into her eyes as he continues to hold the vibrator right against her. He can't help but be hypnotized by watching her bucking into the vibrator, absolutely consumed with need.

"Is that good for you, Jacklin? Does that feel right to you right now?"

"Ohhhhhhhh."

He smiles to her again and he lets out his breath when he sees that she's orgasmed.

"Tell me what that feels like?"

"Brain melted."

He nods and he gives a little smile.

"Did you like it?"

"Oh yeah."

He nods again feeling satisfied with her response.

"Good. Well, jus lie there fer a bit now. Ya might feel a lil light-headed."

"I know."

He looks at the vibrator and then himself. He's rock hard.

"Um. Ah think Ah better take care a mahself too."

He runs off to the bathroom as Jacklin just laughs. That was the hottest thing he's ever done.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 301

Funeralla/Rosa

“Funeralla”

Plot Description: eager to find Gabriel, Sam, Dean, and Castiel consider some risky options. Rowena’s tampering with fate puts all of humanity in danger

Did I talk at all about how Gabe really and literally burned Azmodeus up? I feel like I didn’t and I feel like I should have

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: I would NEVER make an enemy of Rowena, so she’d have no reason to kill me. I’d be more like the boy toy she had tagging along with her

Also Cas saying “Rowena’s right. You never go to parties” like….sir, do you remember what show we’re on?

Sorry, more Cas thoughts…babes, why do you think Dean wouldn’t know what a Hail Mary play is? Like…you only recently learned all human idioms. They had to create Jack to take your wide eyed, confused about humans place

Yes, Sammy, justify Rowena’s setting that rich woman ablaze. Join my side

Dean’s giving into too many bad ideas, I think

I like this angel that’s supposed to be guarding the gates of heaven. Oh no…he was being snarky to cover up how depressed he is and how little he believes anything matters anymore 😭

Nooooooooo. I’m glad Castiel is getting help from the angels but are they gonna try to put him in a leadership position again??

I sure hope nothing bad happens to this reaper. She’s apparently been keeping tabs on the boys since Dean almost died when Billie was revealed to be the new Death. She knows entirely too much about them (please don’t eat that three day old burger in your room, Dean. Please throw it out when you get back. NO! IT IS NOT FOR EMERGENCY CASES ONLY! IT IS FOR THE TRASH CAN, DEAN!!)

All-powerful Rowena is very hot

I can’t believe they’re summoning Jessica the reaper like she’s Siri or Janet from The Good Place

I have to know what Dean thinks is Ashton Kutcher’s best movie…

This is me officially turning my back on Sam forever no matter I say in his favor ever again. He’s destined to kill Rowena, and I can’t forgive that

THE WAY MY STOMACH TURNED HEARING NAOMI’S VOICE

Lmaoooo the angels lost their wings so long ago, Dean got unused to people just popping up in the backseat of his car

Hmmmmm…is Rowena trying to negotiate immortality for herself??

I did not realize the angel shortage was THAT DIRE. There’s about eleven left….anywhere, and that’s why heaven’s having power surges

God I love Rowena. Is she killing bad people in the pharmaceutical industry who lied about their product and hurt thousands of sick people? Yes…but she’s not doing it for the “right” reasons

Ohhhhhhhh, oh. She wants Crowley back 🥺 that’s why she’s trying to get Death’s attention

Bernard (Roro’s boy toy) is the most relatable character to me “she’s powerful, she’s gorgeous, and she’s paying me a small fortune. That woman didn’t have to cast a spell on me” I need him protected, but Dean’ll probably kill him :/

I love that she can stop witch killing bullets now 💖

Billie’s hands off policy for reapers is getting to be a liability for the boys. Rowena’s got Sam, and Dean could have gotten there sooner if Jessica could have helped him kill Bernard

Billie’s fair but….it still feels cruel.

It’s really off putting to hear that, in this universe where heaven and hell are very real places, “everything ends” includes heaven

Normally when you fight Death and lose, you die. But Rowena is special like that i guess

“Rosa”

Plot Description: the Doctor and her friends encounter a seamstress named Rosa Parks

Fuck that bus driver. Stole her money and drove off

1955 Alabama is…an interesting place to forget is very dangerous for Ryan to be running around with his modern sensibilities

It’s not often that the local police force of an American town is a potential hindrance for the Doctor and companions

Who is this dude following them around?! I know that’s not what the new Master looks like

Pfffffft, the Doctor insinuating she could be banksy

Omg Graham telling the officer he’s Steve Jobs

The optimism expressed in this show is nice and I have to remember that this is a family show because…otherwise I’d be a little too jaded for it

Why does this guy want to stop Rosa from being on that bus so badly??

To be fair, if we’re in a room with Rosa Parks and MLK, I’d have a hard time not constantly using their full names, too, Ryan

Oh. The guy who was trying to stop Rosa was just racist……not the most interesting motivation, especially since Ryan got rid of him pretty quickly and easily with the dude’s own vortex manipulator

Obviously living in the Jim Crow south is harder, but strictly speaking from a character perspective, it must be hard for Graham to be one of the white people on that bus. His recently deceased wife ADORED Rosa Parks to the point that on their first date, when she found out he was a bus driver, she made sure he wasn’t like the one who told Rosa to move. This must feel like he’s betraying her

But they kept history from being nudged so I guess that’s that

[shhhsecretsideblog]

“I— I’m trying n-not to but…. Ohhhhhhhh…” I curl into your embrace, gripping my contracting belly with one hand and your arm with the other, squeezing tightly. “It… it feels like the baby is right there… right between my legs. Are you s-sure we h-have time?”

You said labour took hours and hours, you were confident in your advice, in our plan to go back home for a bit before going to the hospital. But the relentless pressure building and building deep in my pelvis was sowing the seeds of doubt. I needed to push… the instinct had been calling me to bear down the whole time we’d been in the store. But you told me to hold in, that it wasn’t time, to just breathe—

“Breathe through the pain sweetie.” You encouraged as you held my waist and supported my unstable legs. “We’re not quite ready yet, so just breathe and don’t push.”

I nod. Obediently following your instructions as best as I can. Trembling in your arms I look up at the cash register and the elderly man slowly unpacking his trolley and placing each item onto the conveyor belt. Whether it was his old age or my raging contractions, but it seemed like he was moving in slow motion. It was taking forever; we’d be waiting 10 minutes and still only half of his shopping had been scanned.

Another contraction tenses my belly, the tight band of muscles squeezing into a solid ball and pressing the baby in my womb further south. My breath hitched, god the pressure… it was too much. Even without my active pushing I could feel the baby sitting right behind my lips, bulging them into my sodden underwear. The heavy weight of the baby’s skull was pressing and pressing and slowly trying to peak through. Fuck. I wasn’t going to make it—

“Mnnnghhhhh—” I grunted softly against your shoulder, bearing down against the weight splitting me open.

“Are you pushing? I told you not to push.” Your voice with low and stern.

“I— help me— can’t hold it in— ohhhhhhh….” Was all I could grit out before my belly seized and contorted with another pushing contraction. The baby was starting to come out, I could feel it. Whenever I pushed the head slipped further out, creating a slight oval shape into my panties.

Then I felt a new sensation - your hand had snaked beneath my dress and was cupping my crotch over my underwear and pressing upward. “It’s okay.” You whispered in a soothing voice. “It’s not time yet, but if you have to push…. I’ll keep the baby in.”

I was confused, shocked, I didn’t want to keep the baby in - my body wanted it out. But I had no time to argue before my muscles contracted once more and my body sunk into another deep push. My chin to chest, knees bending, I gasped and pushed against the large mass, desperately trying to expel the baby from my womb. The baby slipped a millimetre further out but was stopped by your immovable palm. I grunted softly, whimpering as I tried to push and push and push… the head partially crowned into your palm and stayed there. It burned… stretching me wide and bringing tears to my eyes.

“That’s it love, push for me.” You encouraged quietly in my ear, feeling the head of your child filling your palm. “Push as hard as you need, I won’t let the baby be born here don’t worry.”

I was completely stuck; desperate to birth the baby but unable to with your strong hand pressing against my panties. Minutes ticked by, more contractions, more pushing. But the baby stayed at the partial crown, the pressure and weight and urgency never fading.

“Next.” The cashier called, and I realised with fear the old man had finally finished his shopping and we were being called to the checkout to pay for our shopping.

“Your belly looks so low. How long have you been in labor?” I ask. I noticed your large belly had dropped much lower from where it usually sat. Your waddle into the store today was highly exaggerated. You have to hold you back with each aching step.

“I think I’ve been in labor all morning,” You groan out. You straighten up as the contraction finally ends. We check around the grocery aisle and thankfully we were alone. You rub your extended middle and try to catch your breath.

This was your first birth and you trusted me with instructing you every part of the way. From what you wore, to what you ate, to how much sex you had everything. Which means you left me in charge of when we go to the hospital to give birth. And I am going to wait it out as long as I can.

“How close are your contractions?” I question. I already knew they were less than 5 minutes apart. You’ve been trying hard to hide it but I knew from how you bent over slightly, you were experiencing a contraction. So it was easy for me to keep track.

“They’re close together… but my water hasn’t broken yet,” You say as you start to waddle down the aisle again. I silently applaud you for trying your best to pretend everything is okay. But from the way your hips are swaying I know we don’t have much time.

“Then I guess we’re not in that much of a rush,” I tease. I know your water will break soon. I’m hoping to be at the back of the store by then. Won’t it be fun to have to pass everyone while you’re dripping fluids and screaming on our way out?

[yuugami-tan]

murderous and bloodthirsty thoughts tonight fellas 😏 gore talk in tags kinda