#ohhh they make me explode.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[teddybeartoji]

o wait before i start posting any pics.. i was thinking that maybe.. you guys could help me liquify this gender some more by switching up what you call me.... DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE . LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN YOU USE HE/HIM AND JUST OVERALL LIKE MORE MASC STUFF THAT'S SOOO MMMMMMMMMSO FUCKING GOOD like i don't get to feel that irl at all so it really does make me so happy but i've just been thinking abt TRYING to switch it up more yk? does this even make sense...... . hhhh anyway i might won't even like it and i'll want to just go back to hehim but i wanna try... JUST TO SWITCH IT UP.

[ageless-aislynn]

Friends, my time has come.

I mean, it's a shame there's no option for "you sold me a computer infested with demons and basically your idea of tech support is 'Wow, sucks to be you'" but I made do with what I had. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[intertexts]

also i need to plaster somewhere in big fucking red letters that nhw isn't just my au -______-

[mekatrio]

shoutout to kagepro's most narratively convenient truck. mr2 couldnt have been done without you

[keeps-ache]

'why are you wearing a sweater if you're so hot' my shirt tried to kill me last night 👍

[aromanticasterisms]

wghat. the fuck

[unusualshrimp]

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[marauderswolf22]

oh god im in the phase when im something between "i want to cry because of fictional or non fictiontal but not touching me things that makes my heart melts" and "i want to write something where my fav fictional character cry over those things"

[mortalityplays]

talking about impenetrable accents/dialect just reminded me. when I was in Milan a couple of years back I was staying in this little rathole hotel and I had the biggest fucking migraine, so I was like non c'è problema I'll just go buy painkillers. of course every pharmacy on the map in a three block radius was closed, so my stupid ass just starts wandering around trying to figure out on the fly if you can get OTC from supermarkets in italy.

I walk into this little everything store (to my foreign eyes the kind of place that back home could sell you a bunch of carrots, a 6-pack of beer, pantyhose, bleach and a screwdriver set) and I see some household basics in the back but not what I need. with the confidence of a person who is only in the city for 3 days because he got bored and packed a bag and booked the cheapest flight available the week before (<= MENTAL ILLNESS), I was like no worries I know some italian, I can just ask.

I grab a bottle of water, walk up to the counter, and I'm like Ciao, hai il paracetamolo? And the guy is like che, and I'm like paracetamolo. Per la mia testa. And he's like che?

This is where I would have said 'aspirina' except I can't take aspirin for medical reasons, or 'antidolorifico' except I don't know that word and I've got no phone data for google translate and also I'm stupid. So in my fucked up leith-glasgow-italian accent I'm like paaa-ra-cetta-mollll-ooo. He's like ohhh bene, bene, and he calls another guy out of the back and asks him to go get something. Other guy then walks out of the store into the street, and before I can be like hey, che la fuck, he comes back and hands me a huge bundle of herbs.

At this point I'm like okay this entire interaction has been a bust, but these guys have been very nice and patient and they're both smiling happily at me because they've been of service, so I'm like ahh perfetto, grazie, pay them a couple of euros and leave.

EVENTUALLY I find a pharmacy that's open, and my head is fucking killing me, and my phone still isn't connecting, and now I have this small shrubbery poking out of my coat pocket, so I don't even bother looking around the shelves. I just walk straight to the counter and I'm like uhh ciao, scusi. And hearing my nightmare of an accent the guy answers in english and I'm like thank christ, do you please have paracetamol. Not aspirin, I can't take aspirin. And he's like yeah yeah hold on, goes into the back, comes out with what I need.

Only when he comes out he gives me this look, and then he starts laughing. And then he pretends he's not laughing and rings me up and I pay, and as I'm leaving I can see him losing it. But I don't care, my head is going to explode, I'm going back to the rathole to close the blinds and fall comatose for four hours.

When I get back to my hotel room I take off my coat and remember the huge bouquet of herbs in my pocket. They smell amazing, and I'm like I'm pretty sure this is parsley in which case I can just get some tomatoes and mozzarella later and make it work. but since I have no idea what that interaction was, I want to make sure. I bring out my phone to get a visual reference of what parsley leaves look like, and because I was using it for google translate earlier I put 'parsley' in the wrong box like a dope and translate it to italian.

prezzemolo

I wish I could have been the pharmacist in the moment he looked at my tired pissed off anglophone ass, heard me say 'paracetamol' in my fucked up accent, and turned around saw what was in my pocket. I'd have lost my shit too.

[itsalwaysdark]

okay sooo 1. once little man is done with my laptop i need to do the ssn shit bc i have the letter 2. in an hour i need to switch my laundry to the dryer and at Some point i need to sleep preferablyyyy i oush as long as i can its been 28 hours i Think? since i woke up i dont avtually remember its all kind of a blur i do have a headache and my fuckshit tooth is bothering me but whatever . once i get the ssn login thing done im pretty sure i can get a new card like right away and then once that gets here i can go and get my permit And by then my new glasses will be here which is epics and ummm at some point not today bc im tired and have a headache aka not at my best. so once those 2 things r not the case i need to do the science and math ged practice tests ive been putting them off bc im scared ill do bad SKULL.but i need to get those done ... and omce i have the permit and everything thennnnnn i can go do my actual proper ged tests and once those r done ill have my ged and an id and thus can start applying for jobs again And ill be so brave and ask my mom to teach me how to drive . YIPPEE

[evandore]

i was going to say something before i realized i wasnt quite right in my observation - or wrong in that matter. i was simply looking at it from a different angle. so that idea will be drafted until i can recontextualize it in a better way. which is unfortunate because i trying very hard to make up many excuses to not write this chapter - write and not rewrite specifically because the scene i was adding in the middle has turned into eight (albiet short) scenes and there is a significantly different approach to Rewriting with structure and a sense of improvement vs simply pulling new words out of your ass and hopig they arent complete garbage . of which they usually are because this puts you back into the First Draft stage < an unfortunate phenomenon

[eefozlab]

i am thinking impure thoughts

Geto advertising for her cult

[bizlybebo]

hi. instead of doing the things I am supposed to be doing right now, I drew this.

ignore the messed up anatomy i kinda gave up lol

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

RKJGTKRKOWRDBGJ <3333

[antlereed]

wish i liked wendigoon because thats all im getting recommended lately and it sucks

[nashdoesstuff]

okay let’s start one of these. things

10 notes, i’ll work on trying out some different jewelry crafts

wow that was FAST— will post updates!

25 notes, i’ll paint a waterbottle i don’t use

hehe, i’ve got ideas!

50 notes, i’ll finish reference sheets for my characters

oh stars-

100 notes, i’ll infodump about my ocs

YIPPEEE!

200 notes, i’ll give y’all kandi tutorials

GASPPPPP OKAY!!!

250 notes, i’ll try a better self-care routine

not really going to comment on this one cackles

500 notes, i’ll try to finish my boots for my shattered cosplay

ohhh shit i have no excuse now do i /silly

750 notes, i’ll ask my school to play hot to go on the bell speakers

holy SHIT?!?!? okay then WEEPING WAILING

1000 notes, i’ll actually put effort into my ap classes

DUDE. NOOO /silly

1250 notes, i’ll redo my intro post from 2023

YOU GUYS GOTTA GIVE ME A BREAK WEEPING /silly/silly

1500 notes, i’ll finish redoing my artfight profile + ocs

oh this should be fun! :)

1750 notes, i’ll post actual cosplay content here

2000 notes, i’ll try making sans au plushies

2500 notes, i’ll ask my mum if i can sell stuff online

3000 notes, i’ll Actually try to host the dream tournament

will add onto this later, for now explode my inbox [please. if this bombs i’ll cry /hj]