#PLEASE JUST ONE SLAP IN THE FACE MAAM

[eefozlab]

i am thinking impure thoughts

Geto advertising for her cult

[feyd-meowtha]

Sneak Peak of 'Born Slippy' (a Curt/Ken installment in the 'Our House' universe)

He met Bucky in high school, or John as he was called back then, sometimes even Jay by some of the stoner kids he used to hang out with when he wanted to smoke for free. Joining a new school in the middle of the year was never a good look so Curt's head ticked over every eventuality on the long drive from New York to Chicago. Planning for every possible problem. Strategy, he told himself, as if making people love you was as simple as a game of Risk. Who did he want to be? He knew had it in him to be a lot of things - the fighter, the class clown, the burnout stoner-kid or the mysterious new boy. He even considered being the gay kid, holding the possibility between the tips of his fingers as if it might bite him, latch onto him like a facehugger and worm its way down his throat until he didn’t have a choice but let it out, guts and all. 

On the first day at his new school Curt walked into a classroom in chaos. A dark-haired boy in a backwards Yankees cap was at the centre of it, standing on a desk and singing an almost unrecognisable rendition of “Don’t You Want Me,” to a girl who clearly could not want him any less if she tried. When he realised that his efforts were in vain he scanned the class for a new victim, his eyes lighting up when he saw the new kid walk through the door, overstuffed backpack still on and wearing an expression that said please, god, no. 

Of course that only spurred the crazy boy on further so he dove toward Curt, taking his arm in his own and swinging him around in a circle as he belted out. 

“I was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar.”

And that was how Curt discovered that the double-role of gay class clown was already taken by a six foot two lunatic by the name of John Egan. Though it would be a lot longer before he understood that the other boy’s daily antics were a result of the fact that his father could barely stand to look at him. None of that mattered though, not who their families were or where they had come from. What they shared that day, as complete strangers at 9am on a Monday morning in front of the dismayed faces of their classmates, was something deeper.

In that moment his fate was decided, Curt settling straight into his new role as co-class-clown as John approached the chorus of the song and he thought fuck it and joined in, the two of them marching around the classroom for a painful, ecstatic few seconds before they were silenced by the arrival of the homeroom teacher. 

She frowned at the commotion before asking sheepishly. 

“Curtis Biddick?” 

“Yes, maam,” he replied, unhooking his arm from John’s as the taller boy collapsed in a heap of giggles. 

“Curty boy!” John echoed, slapping his leg and biting his lip in amusement as the homeroom teacher pointed Curt to his desk and he sat down, cheeks blazing red but unable to hide his grin.

Curt told that story many, many times in the years that came after as he and John followed one another from skate parks to sports bars to bona-fide nightclubs. He told it so many times that even he began to doubt its validity. Unsure which parts had been embellished from one blurry night to the next, the two of them taking it in turns to add the next line as if it were a scripted sketch in a comedy show. People were right to doubt it, it sounded fake as hell, but this was the story they told and therefore that was the story that mattered. When the two of them were together things just seemed to happen and besides - they were still best friends, what more proof could you want? 

[chil2de]

MAAMS TWO WORDS, OVERSTIMMED YUUTA

work ur magic baeee😫😫😫

-> BABCNZBXJB BZJZDVN A i- i kNOW he’s supposed to be all sweet soft rainbows and sunshine but i can’t be the only one who wants to make him sob like a baby LMAOOOO

-> read my disclaimer if you’re new :) enjoy because i genuinely lost my mind writing this😳😳😳😳

-> taglist : @omi-omikun @tojinkalina @fiona782

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“p-please- aa-ack- hnnf- i’m- i-i’m s-sorry, i won’t- gguhh- i won’t l-leave you again-“ yuuta sobs thickly through his tear stained lashes, voice uneven and heavy with exasperation. he sniffles, inhaling sharply to help round up some of the excessive drool that paints his chin. you coo at him, wrapping your hands around his neck as you slide your fucked out and sore cunt up his thick shaft.

“you really hurt my feelings, you know? you shouldn’t leave for a job without telling me.”

you lean into his neck, planting a kiss on top of a fresh hickey. he flinches and writhes under your touch.

“you really worried me, yuuta.”

“i’m sorryimsorry, please- i’m- hhnf- imsorry..”

“please.. stop..”

“stop isn’t our safeword though, is it?”

yuuta groans, eyes rolling into the back of his head. sweat licks every inch of his body, you can feel a bead of perspiration roll on his chest. cowlicked hair sticks to his glimmering skin, swollen lips parted as he hisses out white static. there’s moans that creep out from him every time he hears that familiar slap of his balls against your skin. head tilted back, he screws his eyes shut and babbles to himself.

“it hurts-“

“but that’s just how you like it, isn’t it?”

“y-yeah..”

he swallows thickly, breath elevated and lip trembling. your lips perk and twist the way his adam’s apple bobs up and down. you can feel it in the way his hips start to rock a little that he’s close.

you grab ahold of his dominant hand, kissing the cool metal against his slender ring finger.

“that’s a nice ring. who gave you it?”

through the haze that thickly clouds his mind and the obscure squelches of your pussy plaguing him like a disease, he can barely find the common sense to answer you properly. he gulps, because he knows that if he doesn’t he won’t get to cum again.

“y-you did-“ he whines, pitch high and needy.

“p-please, please, baby, let me cum. please.. please, i need it, so so bad-“

“you need it or you want it?”

“i n-need it.. please, please..”

“oh you need it? you’re greedy, aren’t you?”

“y-yeah- n-no.. please, can’t-“ his morbid cries roll off his tongue like it’s second nature. hell, he doesn’t even know what he’s saying anymore. every time he goes to speak, his brain draws a blank and it runs him up the wall.

“so pretty.” you grab ahold of his chin, whites of his eyes rolling around as you yank him forward to face you. it takes you a couple of calls before his deep blue gaze dilates and he stares up at you through glassy half lidded eyes.

“wish you could see yourself, yuuta. you’re so beautiful. you know that, right?”

his lips wobble into half a smile as he lets out a small laugh. you dip your thumb into his mouth, pulling out the corner of his lips to stretch him wide. his pearly whites and baby pink gums stare back at you, and you can’t help but spit directly onto his tongue.

yuuta hisses a squeak, it’s half surprise, and half a groan of arousal. it sends his dick jolting as he pumps ribbons of his warm cum inside you, eyes blown wide. he hesitates for a second before swallowing the liquid.

you run your hand through his hair, peppering a small kiss onto his lips as a reward. he means to kiss you back, but he can’t find the energy to do so. his thighs constrict and twitch underneath your touch, pale fingertips digging into your delicate skin. his touch is bruising, but no matter how hard he tries to push you off- he won’t really bring out his full strength to do so.

you might even go as far to say that he likes it. being used like a little doll.

“w-wait, (y/n)- i-ah!”

“oh you just came? yeah, i know. i know.”

“i’m not done with you yet.”

[wo-ming-bai]

Sevika x Fem!Reader

Summary: Reader is a sex worker in Babette’s brothel which Sevika sees regularly every friday. Reader rejects her one night causing Sevika to pull words out of her mouth.

Warning: hurt comfort, this includes physical hurt(bruises, cuts, burns) if you are sensitive to these topics please don’t read, I kept imagining this in my head for weeks now so I wrote it to get it out of my system.

“No maam we can not let you see her tonight she is feeling sick.” said Babette an obvious lie coming from her mouth. It was a friday night, the night when Sevika came to the brothel to spend time. All the stress and anger screaming to leave her body with her favorite toy, you. The first time she hooked up with you something was different, the drink tasted sweeter, her tabacco denser, the sex wilder. You really were something else for her, she wanted more. After that first time Sevika came back only for you never to be let down, until tonight. “This is bullshit she would never turn me down where the fuck is she?” She slapped her mechanical arm to the table making Babette jump on her chair. Her face distorted with anger and her eyes glass like. Sevika was intimidating alright but Babette feared the things that would happen if she didn’t give her your location. “Second floor, third room on the right. B-but don’t get close to her bed she is really sick we don’t want our powerful lady sick as well right? haha…” she added a nervous chuckle. Sevika didn’t even listen to the last part of her sentence storming out as soon as she got the directions. She would see you tonight, she would learn what the fuck was this attitude about and take matters in her hand, like she always does.

Standing by your door she tried to calm herself a bit. She did not believe that you were sick, at all, she saw you when you were sick, why would this time be different? But if you were she did not want to scare you as well. She slowly turned the doorknob and took her first step in. Your room had a sweet vanilla scent, candles next to your bed warmly lighting up the area. It was all tidy with some of your work lingerie hanging from the chair on the corner. “Hey Babette is that yo-“ Your eyes went wide seeing her. Never in your lifetime you took customers in your room, never in your life you thought you would see Sevika by your door. You started to panic blood rushing to your brain. You couldn’t let her see you, not in this state. With a little yelp you hid under the covers praying that she leaves. “ Sevika please don’t come closer I-“ “Cut the bullshit and tell me what’s wrong.” She was harsh, like she always were. She was never the one to take two shits, not from anyone, not from you. “I’m really sick you see Sevika I thought I cancelled today’s appointment? I don’t want you to get sick as well.” You heard shuffling in the bedroom and two stong hands held your covers.

She got a good grip of your covers and yanked them off, her eyes landing on your body. There you were, naked down to your underwear, definitely not sick, but covered in bruises burns and cuts scattered along your body. Bandages going over your arms and stomach while some spots having some type of medical cream smeared. You hid your face to your palms, slowly curling in on yourself. You never felt this naked in front of her before, she always saw you with a stance, powerful makeup and pretty dressing adorning your curves. You always strived for that powerful image concealing all the hurt coursing through your body and mind. Your tears gathered along your eyes, you were scared, you were scared of the words that will come out of Sevika’s mouth, scared of the actions that would follow.

The least you expected was her human hand holding onto your own, soft and warm, slowly uncovering your now tear stained face. The bed dipped as she sat on it and your eyes met. “Sweetheart…who did this to you…” Not just you but Sevika looked hurt as well her eyes going between your eyes and the bruises on your body. Her face showed all types of emotions as she found new spots; hurt, anger, rage , confusion, you have never seen her like that. You shed a few tears before speaking on a whisper “I can’t tell you…” and yes you can’t. It’s one of the top most rules of the brothel, you can not give out the names of your clients to anyone. She looked back at you with a frown this time. “Tell me.” Her hand started sliding down your neck then caressed your collarbones. She was being patient with you, gentle with you. You did witness this behavior of hers from time to time but never to this extent. Your heart clenched on your chest. “Sevika no…” She spared you one more look then came closer to your face. You shut your eyes tight but a gentle kiss to your cheek made you open them back. What was she doing? This was not like the Sevika you knew. The Sevika who had poison for words, strength for actions. Her lips started trailing down to your neck leaving pleasant kisses, each one with more care and affection. Her hand making sure of the bandages around your stomach, skimming through to caress any skin left unwrapped. “If no names tell me what happened then.” She continued her actions and to be honest, you needed someone to listen to you. Yes Babette was an amazing boss, she offered you a place to sleep food to eat but she would just tend to your wounds never staying much to listen to your thoughts. You wanted to let go and truthfully you trusted Sevika more than anyone.

“They…they were three people…came down on wednesday night our guard couldn’t make it to work so we had no one checking the rooms I think they waited for that…” You looked up the ceiling, her hands felt safe causing you to let out your breath. “Go on.” Another kiss left. “This one had claws attached to his fingers so sharp I thought he wouldn’t use them…” You feel Sevika’s lips on top of your breasts her breath fanning over the spots she kissed before leaving a cold sensation on your skin. You hissed and kept going. “The other was so tall, smoking strawberry scented cigarettes, I can only remember the shadow he had…” Sevika hummed against your skin going on with her utmost care. She was now kissing your legs. “Then this one held me against the-“ “The one missing his left leg?” You stopped for a minute and looked down at her. She was looking at you between your legs, a knowing look on her eyes. “I- Did I tell you he was missing his left leg…?” Your brain running faster than lightning you put the pieces together. With so little information you gave her Sevika already found out who they were. How could she not she was the second in command, she knew everyone slipping in and out of Zaun. She knew them and she was Furious. “Sevika please no-“ “I want you to rest until I’m back.”

She got up on her feet and headed for the door. You felt cold without her touch on your body. Body jerking forward, you quickly caught her hand in yours begging. “Sevika please don’t, they will think I gave you their names they won’t let me stay here if those men get hurt. I can’t lose this job this is all I have please.” You started crying again looking up at her face now turned to you. She still carried furious lines on her face but her eyes got soft. She placed her hand on your cheek and said “Look, I know you care about your business but what those filthy rats did won’t be left unpunished. I’m also sure that your tiny boss will be happy to know that they won’t be coming back here again, to hurt you or anyone under this roof. I’ll take care of it.” She leaned down pressing her lips to yours, then spared one last look giving you one of her signature smirks. Her boots stomped on the way to the door and she left leaving you with something new sparking in your heart. You have never felt this safe before and hell if this is how you will feel for the rest of your life you were ready to set those sparks to flames.

[milliumizoomi]

THAT’S YOUR CHILD, NOT MINE.

Pairings: Midoriya x Black Fem! Reader, Bakugou x Black Fem! Reader, Kaminari x Black Fem! Reader

Warnings: Crack, Slight Cursing, VV scared fathers.

A/n: I just thought about this a few days ago and thought it would be so funny so why not💀.

Manz came home so tired

Today was a tough day for him

He just wanted to shower, eat then sleep and cuddle up into you

And that was the plan

Until he walked thru the front door,,,

And heard screaming🚶🏽‍♀️

He stood there like “..wtf😀”

“Babe..!” He called out while taking his shoes off at the door

He heard another shriek and then yelling

He was literally so confused

He walked further into the house and literally when he was ‘bout to round the corner guess what he see??

He sees your kids high key beelining outta the bathroom

all 3 of them, both sons and daughter,,

the oldest being 6 which was your oldest son, then your other son was 4 and then your daughter was 1

they were all just running (and crawling) around the house naked for no god damn reason

And when he walked in the bathroom chileeeee

he found you slumped over the tub looking tired asf

“Izuku Midoriya..” you rasped out

He froze up so quick

“Y—yes my love..!” He answered

You got up and threw the towel

“Go get ya kids before I whoop they ass"

He sighed and dropped his head

“KIDS! YOUR MOTHER SAYS TO BATHE OR ELSE!” He yelled

Now the kids was jus playing but when they heard that..

Chile they couldn’t have moved quicker

Your 6 year old son picked up your daughter and practically skipped his ass to the bathroom with his brother right behind him

Now idk what he thought was gon happen

Cuz him and everybody else know y’all’s kids are demon spawns

With his 6 year old daughter and son mmcht.

And he thought it wouldn’t be a problem to just leave you alone wit them

Without saying a god damn thang

Like fr you turned around to ask this man for sumn and he was gone

You was ready to beat his ass

And at this point ya kids too

Cuz they was running around with they nappy head and crust still in they eyes

And you was sitting here trying to catch they bad asses

It ain’t help either that they was using they quirks to run from you

“Lord Jesus don’t make me commit murder in this house” you said to yourself.

You decided you was gon call their father cuz you wasn’t gon put up wit this

When he answered,, nigga ain’t get one word in before shit started happening again

“Katsuki get yo ass home and take care of your kids before I buss they lil hard ass heads open”

He then heard the screams of the twins in the background playing and laughing

“Damn it fine I’m coming” he said gruffly

He moved so fast cuz he knows you don’t have patience when the kids act like this

Maneee he came home with the speed and swooped them kids up so fast

“You know your mother is crazy why the hell are you two provoking her?!” He said

“We didn’t wanna go to mommy!” Your daughter said

“Nigga bathe them yourselves ‘cause they testin’ my patience” you said as you walked away to the kitchen

Bakugou just shook his head and laughed at you

“You see what you two little bad asses did? You better go tell her your sorry after I’m done” he said gruffly

They jus made up they faces like he be doing as Bakugou took them to the bedroom.

MANEE KAMINARI AINT NO HELP SOMETIMES

Hell he’d be screaming for his own life when you get mad

So basically them kids on they own

Chile you was trying to feed your 4 month and 3 year old sons

And they don’t got a speck of seriousness in them for nothing

Even if they little mannn with Kami personality in them they for sure don’t take shit seriously at all

So that’s how your kitchen table and the wall next you is full of baby food, mashed potatoes and chicken gravy

You was so mad

“DENKI KAMINARI!!” You screamed in frustration.

My man came galloping down hall at the sound of his full name

“BABE?! WHAT’S WRONG?! AM I IN TROUBLE?” he screeched while turning the corner, going into the kitchen

“No but your sons boutta make me rip my hair out..” you told him, leaning back in your chair

“My sons?” He questioned, walking into the room

“Yes your sons. They acting like you right now so no these ain’t my kids,, they yours” you say looking up at him

You turn to see both of them bobbing their little heads of blonde hair and giggling

“Babe please feed them.. cuz if they slap these spoons outta my hand one more time—“

“Ok ok calm down I’ll feed them! Go wash off” he cuts you off and says before you can say anything else

You nod and get up and kiss him then walk away

Kaminari turns and looks at the boys

“You like making life difficult for mommy don’t you?” He says while laughing

The boys giggled

He laughed with them then sat down at the table

“Don’t worry I do too!” He laughed

“I HEARD THAT!” you called out

“SORRY MAAM!” Denki cried, not wanting to get in trouble with you

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[beann-e]

I made him a jerk , y/n a snappy, unapologetic , quick witted woman and I don’t care. Sorry not sorry. I have no one else to blame for my bad tendencies so, once again sweet men are to blame.

I’ve always felt alone since a young age i’ve always felt that no one was truly there for me. Aside from the fake smiles and tone deaf words of approval I was given for being number in my class. I was only ever seen when I made myself the topic of discussion.

This ideology I created of myself never changed throughout the many milestones i’d jumped over in my life.

Middle school , high school, prom , first date that turned out to be an asshole who just wanted kisses in other places, The first and last homework assignment I decided to stop turning in, college and my stupid excuse to use birth control as a way into people’s pants.

Nothing ever changed still no one cared

No one ever asked me how my day went

no one ever asked me if I ate that day knowing I struggled to stuff just one bite through my clenched teeth at dinner

No one ever asked why I was alone why I decided to stop showing up for school

for events

for life

I was just a ghost. Almost as if a sim character that ran into a wall and got stuck

whoever was in charge of my simulation I have nothing to say but to inform you that this controller has been idle for over 24 years

For years i’ve done nothing but watch , listen and try to understand others

i’ve tried to understand the pain others felt behind spilled hot coffee , behind a bad breakup that left you feeling like you wanted to die , behind you

i’ve never been able to understand you

what’s your pain ? what’s cause you to turn into the person you are now

from early childhood youd done nothing but stare at my back constantly wiping your eyes from all the dirt i’d thrown back at you in my full sprint to the top. You were my number two i’d never say rival because I never thought of you

You weren’t important

you never have been to me

To you it felt as if I was someone of importance that I was someone that held a god like trophy that you so badly wanted.

To me you were nothing more than a 10 year old kid that I watched piss themself in the middle of miss hagens math class.

Conversations and whispers popping up throughout the school year about the 5th grader who pissed themselves in class that one time.

You never told anyone that your mom got slapped in the face by her boyfriend that morning and had no choice but to rush you out the house and to the only place she knew was safe enough for you that day

the only place she knew you wouldn’t have to see any of that again or at least for less 8 hours.

You never told anyone how you’d been so scared the night before to get up and pee because your parents were arguing so loud your dog was left shivering and whimpering in front of you room door.

That because of the loud argument that unfolded behind your closed door you couldn’t get up the energy to go pee in hopes that you barely breathing that night would lessen the pain your mom had to be dealt.

No one knew about the way you’d been holding your bladder for the whole school day meaning you’d been holding in 4 juice packets and a water bottle for well over 10 hours.

Surely no one noticed you reciting in your head almostin a mantra ‘ may I go to the restroom please I’ll make sure to come back in three minutes maam ‘

The idea that was installed in your head from your father at an early age. Your social anxiety causing you to read a simple question as a theatre monologue in your head.

That’s because people don’t care. I know I sure didn’t. I never did.

As I sit and watch your inauguration of a new gaming branch in your multimillion dollar company’s china branch I still don’t.

Fake smiles drawn across your face when you look out into the sea of people careful gaze running over me. Eyes conveying nothing but want.

Want for me to care at least.

But i’ve never been a liar and I won’t start now. I don’t care for you and that’s not without reason. Your just a man child who plays people as pawns. Your nothing more than a twisted child who uses your outward appearances to play games among the hire ups.

fuck don’t smile at me

See I hate it

I hate it

i hate you

I know who you truly are

I do

I know your a manipulative little shit who only wants to show you’re better then everyone else here.

You use and lure people into this false sense of security. Just like everyone else here you almost got m—

“ having fun ? “

“ and if i’m not “

“ I said having fun — not that I expected you too “

Your face screwed up in a look of distaste

“ y’know I hate when you bite the inside of your cheek — it makes the fans come up with weird scenarios stop “

“ why don’t you want them imagining ? hmm isn’t that why your doing this ? mister gamer ? mister empire builder “

“ no i’m doing all this — to provide for the two leeches by my side“

“ i’m so sorry —sorry you feel your son is a leech maybe I should add blood sucking to his upcoming class assignments “ you scoffed “ you know along with how not to kill his father “ you smiled waving to the cameras not too far from you “ for the good of both of us y’know “

“ your shitty mouth will get you no where y/n “

“ oh really because it seems to have gotten me into mister ken and co’s pants— and i’d say that’s “ you waved around at the flickering lights “ quite enough for me “

his eyes and face giving nothing away about your heated discussion “ tell the kid to stop talking to people he’ll screw up “

“ you tell him— don’t you still have to play into the father roll while we’re out “

“ kozura “

your child’s eyes lit up in fear at his surroundings and your husband stone like glare “ how about we take a picture hmm “

your son walking over straight faced on a mission to prevent his father from bad stares and critical comments

Your husband placing his huge hands on your sons shoulders bending to where he was lips right in near your sons ear making it look like he was doing nothing more than kissing the small boy.

“ I told you before we left the house not to talk to anyone here didnt I “

“ you told him not to interfere with daddy’s work if I can remember correctly “

“ your moms a slut don’t listen to her “

“ mommy what’s slut “

“ A slut is a highly motivated person on a mission to end world hunger “

“ oh “ he shook his head up and down the papperazzi way to far to even attempt to listen in on the boys words. “ then is daddy a slut“

“ yes my love daddy’s a slut— a world renowned one at that “ you smiled “ he’s the biggest , most empowering slut you’ll ever meet on this planet y’know my love some might even call him a man whore “

“ enough y/n “

“ why ? is it not enough for you or can you just not keep up with my deep unwant for this family anymore “

“ I swear to god if you — “

“ hi kozumes’ lets get you guys to your seats now !! “ a cheerful male came up behind you two smile beaming from ear to ear.

“ thank you we truly do appreciate the invite “

“ invite? if i’m not mistaken it’s your company Mr.kozume“

A smirk moving across his face swiftly “ huh “

“ I said it’s your company Mr.Kozume we’re just here to support you “

A swift eye dart heading in your direction at the praise hed just received “ thank you — it’s nice for a little bit of respect to be given to those that pave the way for others everynow and then right darling “

“ yes baby i’ll be sure to take notes “

[ssamie]

epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist.          suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh 

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire 

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san. 

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems. 

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?! 

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY 

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;) 

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"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed 

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you" 

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc 

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter 

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass 

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR 

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

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kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on. 

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work. 

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years. 

barely. 

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies. 

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background. 

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up 

user: do you have a girlfriend? 

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

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kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n. 

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic. 

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being  speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles. 

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door. 

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic 

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled 

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home. 

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin 

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-" 

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!" 

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly 

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly 

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?" 

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him 

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-" 

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die" 

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him 

"oh my fucking god." 

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt. 

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency. 

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet. 

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness" 

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel. 

"why are you telling me this?" he asked 

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered 

"why? i didnt forget anything-" 

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view. 

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles. 

"i hate it here" he sighed 

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see. 

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed 

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore. 

"might as well say hi" she shrugged 

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up. 

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound. 

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned 

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off" 

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around. 

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user: heLLO?!?! 

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed? 

user: ur kinda hot tho

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kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions 

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user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;) 

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

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"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh 

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head 

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up 

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user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

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"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.." 

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said 

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so. 

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma 

"im not surprised" he said 

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined 

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him. 

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kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;) 

user: sana ol talaga punyemas 

user: AYO CHILL 

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

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kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his. 

"kitten, were still- hmph-" 

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair 

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again 

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush. 

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user: ur fuckin freaky 

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

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upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound 

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through 

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed 

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl 

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more 

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet?? 

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"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat. 

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya" 

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers" 

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?" 

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined 

"why not?" 

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??" 

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said 

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along 

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user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE 

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️        

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend. 

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled 

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout 

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans 

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out 

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes 

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted 

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen 

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words 

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm 

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered. 

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed 

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer. 

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes. 

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said 

"you're fucking dying!!" 

"well, would you like to join me?" 

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response 

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly 

"for the love of god-" 

this was so messy :/

[syrenblubs]

Babysitting with the Free Characters (Samezuka)

Rin

-he's good with kids but he takes too much credit for it

-"dw y/n i got it all under control"

-he started crying because he couldn't find the child in the backyard like PLEASE

-at least he can cook some bombass food smh

-will yell at kid for doing smth wrong

-he's like that older sibling who's basically the third parent rip gou

-u have to remind him not to curse in front of the kid

-"AYO FUCKER WHERE IS THE DAMN-"

-"rin. there's a kid here"

-"yes maam"

-in conclusion pls help this man even if he says he knows what he's doing he really doesn't

Sousuke

-sorry ur literally gonna have to do everything, except cook

-sure he could try help clean but it may not turn out well

-as for interacting with the kid hell no

-mans can barely talk to kids

-I mean he might show the kid a few tricks and tips about sports but other than that there isn’t gonna be much interaction between them

-because of this, you were given the job to babysit, but sou wanted to come over because tsundere

-btw the kid loves his food mwah chefs kiss

Nitori

-like Makoto, he's good with kids

-just a bit more panicky while taking care of them

-if he gets put alone with the kid in a room, he'll try to start conversation with them but if it doesn't work out then he'll start getting nervous

-he's just scared he’s gonna hurt the child on accident

-he helps u with the chores so it’s all good

-the kid keeps spitting the food onto his face while trying to feed him please

-u catching everything on cam like: 🧍‍♀️📱

-HOW DID THE KID FIND THIS BL MANGA-

-nitori really is getting exposed over here

Momo

-he's really good at interacting with the kid but doing acc chores? 🤡

-u literally just left him with the kid lol

-bye felicia thats ur problem now hahaha

-he brought him microwaved chicken nuggets and mac n cheese for lunch LMAO

-why did u let him bring his bug collection tho-

-he's def showing the kid his bug collection

-the kid took Pyunnsuke and ran away from him

-he really was chasing him the entire time

-"NOOOO NOT PYUNNSUKEEEE"

-the kid almost got bit by one of his bugs oh no-

-after that u didn't let him stay with the kid alone

Seijuro

-please he's roasting the kid

-"oh u can't get the cereal box? sorry i can't hear u from up here hAH"

-u have to slap him constantly in order to get him to stop bullying the damn kid

-its all in good fun tho

-i mean he's good with taking care of kids he probably had to take care of his siblings a lot while his parents were out when he was younger

-he lets the kid use his netflix account to watch movies with u and him yes

-why can i imagine him playing cars with the kid

[lilbabycee]

Lingerie shoppin w Steve hc maam pls

(nsfw under the cut)

i mean...:

steve hates shopping

he thinks it’s so inane and cannot fathom for the life of him why it brings you so much joy to drag him into store after store of clothes that all look the same

that is until you reach the final destination of your shopping trip

and from what steve can see from the outside of the boutique, this shop is not like the others

you’re already halfway through the door when you turn on your heel, confused as to why your boyfriend has stopped walking

“what’s wrong, stevie?”

“doll,” he peeks inside reluctantly, hands full of bags. “maybe i should wait outside.”

you groan and roll your eyes, smiling at his obvious distress

“c’mon, babe, it’ll be fun!” you stalk over to him with determination and drag his (very heavy) unwilling body into the store

the sales assistant is so kind and provides you with about a million different suggestions from lace to silk and satin

after having put the bags down in your stall in changing rooms, steve is standing awkwardly in the corner of the store, overwhelmed by all of the pink and all of the underwear so blatantly on display

meanwhile, you gleefully prance around like a fairy, snatching things off the racks in your size that you think would look cute on you

“stevie,” you call out for him, giggling because the pain on his face is comical, “i’m gonna go try these on. you gonna help me or...?”

“uh,” he scratches the back of his neck, “sure, sweetheart.”

the ladies at the cashier have to hide their heart eyes as steve strolls past them while the sales assistant who’s been helping you comes out from the changing rooms, having hung up all of your choices on the hooks inside

(even she openly laughs at steve’s discomfort: “you’ve got yourself a keeper there, lovely. not all guys would’ve stayed in here this long.”)

the stalls are roomy and it gives you plenty of room to pull on a variety of bras and panties and babydolls

after showing steve each one, his cheeks are a permanent shade of pink and he keeps (not so subtly) adjusting the crotch of his jeans

the final pieces that you have are a matching red set that makes you squeal when you look in the mirror

“steve, baby? can you come help me zip this up?” you feign innocence, biting your lip as you await his response

“sure, honey.”

the unlocked door swings open and you bend over to pick up the hanger that’s fallen on the floor

a sly little smirk creeps up your face when you hear him intake a sharp breath, warm hands immediately falling on your thighs then slowly travelling to your waist

you straighten up so that you push your ass back into his growing erection cheekily, fluttering your eyelashes at him in the mirror

it’s your turn to gasp when you see the fire in his eyes and feel the heat of his movements as he wordlessly unzips his jeans and reaches into his briefs to pull out his heavy cock

“you fuckin’ tease,” he growls into your ear and you laugh breathlessly as he slots his dick between the clothed crack of your ass, rubbing it up and down

“you like it, stevie?”

“i fuckin’ love it,” his voice is deep and shakes you to your core. his hands come up to squeeze your tits abruptly and you inhale sharply. he tweaks your nipple through the mesh cups of the bra before pulling them down entirely

he spins you in his arms so that he can lower his lips to wrap them around your twin peaks, tongue laving over them generously before kissing down your stomach

your hand buries in his hair as your hips continue to roll against his but he quickly spins you around so that you’re staring at yourself in the mirror

“want you to watch,” he murmurs, shoving your soaking panties aside to expose your wet cunt. “fuck, such a pretty pussy.”

he fists his cock and slaps the head against your cunt, the sound alone making you moan and buck your hips

he tuts at that, shaking his head in mock disappointment

“so impatient. you want my cock in this greedy little cunt, baby? hmm?”

“want it so bad,” you hiss, trying to push yourself back onto him

he chuckles, slapping your ass at the same time he slams into you

your mouth opens in a silent scream as your boyfriend pounds into you from behind, one hand on your neck and the other twisting and holding one of your arms against your back

“shhh,” he kisses your neck sweetly, “better be quiet, doll baby. don’t want those nice ladies comin’ in here and seein’ you getting railed in a changing room stall like a fucking whore.”

you clench around him at that, his hand on your neck coming up to your mouth as he unceremoniously shoves three of his fingers down your throat

he clicks his tongue, now full-on laughing

“you liked that, baby, that’s okay. you liked being called a fucking whore.”

you nod your head and your eyes roll back into your head because his words and the fact that you can see yourself getting fucked are quickly pushing both you and him over the edge

it’s not long before he kisses the corner of your jaw and whispers in your ear: “gonna come, dollface. you gonna be good and take it all in this tight little pussy?”

he punctuates his statement with a slap on your ass and you nod eagerly, his thick fingers strumming at your clit and trying to get you to come at the same time he does

“good girl,” he groans, giving a few sharp thrusts before spilling into you and your body jerks, your moans muffled by his fingers in your mouth as your orgasm hits your body like a tidal wave

you’ve barely started to come down from your high when the sales assistant knocks on the door

you both freeze, eyes wide as you stare at each other

“everything okay in there, lovely?” she sounds a little worried

“everything’s fine!” steve replies for you, pulling his cock out of your swollen cunt

“okay, great! just let me know if you need anything else.”

“we’re all good in here, thank you,” steve lets her know, watching the way that his release drips down your inner thighs with a satisfied smile on his face

will somebody PLEASE come and stop me i-

[butmakeitgayblog]

maam we’re all down bad for demon lexa of course we want a sneak peek

Ok but be kind because it's still rough 👉🏻👈🏻

Snippet of Demon au Ch. 6

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"God help me," Clarke sighed as she turned back toward the stairs, flippantly making peace with the inkling that she'd somehow just signed her own sexual death warrant. "I'm going home."

"Hang on there, gorgeous. Even if you're not gonna stay, I still really don't like the thought of you riding the train at…," Lexa's voice trailed off as she reached over to turn her alarm clock around, "twelve-thirty at night."

Clarke's eyes widened as she halted and wheeled around to look out the window at the far end of the room, truly registering the thickness of the dark that had descended outside. "We've been fucking for eight hours?!"

Lexa shot her a lazy smirk and shrugged. "Technically only five, if you don't count travel time and our little nap… Like I said, you're very talented with your hands. And I think we both had a little bit of… pent up energy to get out."

Sucking in a lungful of the smoky scent that mixed with the twang of arousal that lingered in the air, Clarke thought over the evening again. The glimpses of a blood-orange sunset serving as a backdrop to rose colored lips, the heavy hang of angry looking clouds rolling at the periphery of swirling green. She thought of thunderous moans and lightning sparked orgasms. But for the life of her, Clarke couldn't think of how so much time had slipped through her fingers.

"You really could stay," Lexa said, breaking Clarke out of her reverie. "Just to sleep, I promise."

"No," Clarke sighed as she ran a hand through her hair. "I'd still need to go home and shower and all that… Damnit."

"But I don't want you taking the train in this weather. Or this late.."

"The trains aren't running anymore anyway," she pointed out, letting her hands fall to her sides with a slap. "It's fine. I'll just call a ride."

Clarke watched as Lexa's jaw twitched, visibly biting back an argument as she stayed silent, then nodded. 

Awkward and not sure of exactly what to do with her hands, Clarke gave a tight-lipped smile as she bid a soft 'Night, Lex' and moved to start down the stairs--

"Clarke."

Turning at the sound of her name, Clarke's eyes fell to the woman lounging in her bed, the sinews of porcelain skin practically glowing against the midnight plumes of black.

Lexa's hand rose from her side, her index finger curling twice in a beckoning motion. Clarke felt powerless against the pull of such a siren's call, her feet moving her away from the staircase and back toward the bed. 

She swayed as she reached her, swallowing at the dryness clinging to her throat as she bent down at Lexa's silent urging, her hands coming to rest at either side of Lexa's hips. 

Fingers laced through the wispy hair at Clarke's neck, Lexa's hand holding her in a light grip and guiding her down. Clarke let herself fall into the kiss, mouth opening at the coaxing of a velvet slick tongue. 

The kiss was all shades of glitter and lust-drunk gold, every touch and heady lick, Lexa deepening her movements from the very first touch of their lips. The feel of it shot through her as she yielded to Lexa's gentle intensity, fists and toes curling as she kissed Clarke deeper. It was sensual, and far too filthy than any 'goodnight' kiss had any right to be.

Final moan rumbled through Lexa's chest as she finally pulled back, leaving Clarke entirely breathless and panting above her.

"Goodnight," Lexa whispered, that goddamn smirk finding its way back to swollen lips as she settled back into the pillows. 

Clarke groaned, smooshing one more angry kiss to full lips before pushing up and stomping back toward the stairs. "Fuck, I hate you sometimes."

"Mhm. Text me when you get home."

"Yeah, yeah," Clarke said, tossing a half-hearted scowl over her shoulder as she started her way down. "You just… remember our deal. Discreet."

"Of course, gorgeous," Lexa smiled with a demure wag of her fingers. "Nothing but discreet."

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Lexa is a fucking liar. 

A filthy one at that. 

The tentative truce to keep things private completely shot to hell within barely twelve hours of its inception.

And really, Clarke knew how naive it had been to think the woman would actually keep her hands to herself. 

But standing in the breakroom, mouth shouting muffled exaltations of panted sin into the palm of Lexa's hand as the other worked between her legs, she truly hadn't anticipated that this was the method Lexa would've chosen to break her resolve. 

"You gotta be quiet, gorgeous," Lexa hummed with a lick to Clarke's ear. "Don't want anyone to hear us, do we?"

Clarke could feel the stretch of Lexa's smile as two fingers fucked her in lazy strokes, the maddening lack of urgency to her thrusts causing Clarke to nearly collapse in the arms wrapped around her from behind.

She mumbled Lexa's name in a holy cry of desperation. Hips followed her buck for twitching buck as Clarke yanked the hand away from her mouth to hiss out her prayers for mercy. 

"Lexa, please. I can't--"

A chuckle vibrated against the skin of her neck, teeth followed by tongue giving way to hotly whispered words.

"Aww. What's the matter, Clarke?" Lexa asked, the click of the 'k' feeling like a punch to the gut. "I thought you said I could touch you when we're alone."

"Godammit," Clarke grunted as she reached back and laced a hand through wild curls to yank her closer. "You know this isn't what I meant."

"No?"

Clarke's thighs shook and breath caught as Lexa thrust as far as she could go, her fingers bending in a wicked hook before pulling out completely. A groan died in her throat as two fingers pressed over the swell of her clit and rolled in tight circles. 

Lexa's breath came in pants as she rested her forehead against Clarke's temple, her free hand sliding up the length of Clarke's waist to massage her breast through her blouse. "Are you sure?... Because I think you're liking this."

"I think you could come just from the thought of it. Sweet, little Clarke, getting fucked in the breakroom." The gritty sound of Lexa's voice had her whimpering, the words and visions playing through her head catapulting toward the edge. "God, can you imagine?... Someone walking in while I'm inside you? Seeing you right as you fall apart for me."

"Oh fuck yes--" 

Voice high-pitched and straining as images crashed through her mind, Clarke flung herself into the surge of her orgasm as the world exploded around her, gripping the fistful of brunette tighter and pulling Lexa into a sloppy kiss. She could barely hold the pieces of herself together as they each struggled to swallow the hallowed sounds of her pleasure. 

Arms flexed and held her close as she slowly came down, her lips detaching with a satisfied sigh as her bones turned soft and spent. The cradle of Lexa's shoulder caught her head as it lulled back, a delirious sort of chuckle rumbling up from deep within her chest at the euphoric feel of it allo. Their bodies rocked in a lazy sway as the final echoes of release coursed through Clarke's veins, the soothing pattern of Lexa's kisses along the column of her throat helping Clarke find her way back down to Earth. 

"I am gonna kick your ass for that…" Clarke murmured, eyes closed and face still turned toward the heavens. "Just as soon as I can feel my legs again."

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Ok. All I have left to write is the end portion (which is smut because I apparently have a problem) and then it's off to the beta 😘

[randomblackgirl05]

The Bus Ride Home.

Characters

Coya- switch fem

Adonis- switch male

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Coyas favorite part of fall, was the cold nights. .

Tonight was different though, way different.

Coya had just worked a 7 hour shift and her feet was hurting like crazy. She was ready to go home but she wasnt quite ready to be alone like she usually is.

The air was hard and cold and her thin jacket didnt make her warm, She sat on a bench waiting for the city bus to come so she could finally head home.

After atleast a good 10 minutes the bus stops,and it was NOT the usual bus driver.

He was young with a warm brown skin tone, his locs hung to his waist and he had the most kindest eyes ever. He saw Coya and licked his lips. His big brown lips.

"How are you maam." He said giving her a soft smile.

"Tired." Coya responded while fluffing her afro

"I can tell by that attitude." The driver said letting out a slight giggle.

"Im so sorry, Today was just a rough day for me, whats your name?" Coya said rubbing her thighs to warm up.

"Adonis, yours?" He said.

"Jacoya, but my friends call me Coya," Coya nodded

"You have a beautiful name Coya," Adonis said as the bus oddly got slower.

Coya looked around and got curious.

Adonis put the bus in a full stop. He slapped his hands on his thighs and turned around to get a good look at Coya.

"Adonis...no one else is on the bus?, you better get to driving" Coya said rolling her neck, feeling a little uneasy.

"Chill cant a nigga get to know you?" Adonis said standing up.

He sat across from her and smiled.

"What do you wanna know?" Coya asked looking down.

"How I can make your night better," Adonis replied sitting straight up crossing his arms

Coya leaned back and looked around "I shouldnt" she thought. She bit her lip and giggled "why me" she asked

"why not you?" Adonis said in a clever manner.

Without a thought, Coya stood up and got on her knees infront of him. The bus was dim but that added a sexiness to the mood.

She unbuckled his belt and unbuttoned his jeans and looked up at him. His eyes were darted right at her and a soft smile appeared on his face.

Coya slowly pulled it out and to her suprise it was longer than she had thought. She giggled and gave it 2 strokes before she teased him.

She kissed every part of his length, and the more she saw the eagerness in his eyes, the more she kissed.

"Please" He whispered underneath his breath.

"What was that my love?" she said as she gave it more kisses with her plump soft lips.

"Please" Adonis said louder with a quiver in his voice.

"No im not done teasing you yet" She said looking up at him.

Coya licked just the very tip of it and felt him pulsing

"Dont cum yet adonis, you wait" Coya demanded and kissed it even more.

"I need- I need you too please" Adonis said as a tear formed in the corner of his eye.

"Youre so needy." Coya cooed and took her index finger to rub the tip of his length.

"I need you please" He said moaning with full tears coming down this time.

Coya looked at Adonis's pitiful face and wrapped her tongue around it. She went in more and more as Adonis groaned louder and louder each and every time.

"Youre so cute Adonis" Coya giggled.

"Please dont stop" Adonis begged, "Please".

Coya sucked even harder this time, her head was bobbing up and down till eventually Adonis released in her warm mouth. She swallowed every drop.

Adonis was breathing so heavy that it made Coya giggle.

Adonis looked at her and said "you think that was funny?" Grabbing her hair.

Coya got quiet and let out a quick groan. He bent down and leaned into her ear to whisper "My turn".

He picked her up and sat her on the bench and spread her legs open. He slipped her leggings off and ripped her shirt off,releasing her beautiful big breasts.

"Although I wanna feel your insides" Adonis said tying his locs up. "I wanna taste you first." He knelt down and kissed her thighs.

Coya was excited,she had a heartbeat.

He licked every part of her and fingered her while doing it. He moaned while sucking her clit making her moan loudly.

"Shut up." Adonis demanded.

Coyas loud moans turned into short cut breaths.

Adonis went even faster with his fingers. He felt the wetness of her slit and loved it.

"Im gonna, Im gonna-" She struggled to speak

"Youre gonna what baby?" He giggled going slower this time.

"no go fast" Coya begged.

Adonis stopped and licked her wetness of his fingers.

Coya whined "no please"

Adonis stuck his fingers in her mouth "I said to be quiet, Dont you listen?"

Adonis slipped his long length inside of her and Coya melted. Her heart was beating so fast and her eyes rolled to the back of her head.

Adonis held her thighs and went even faster.

"You feel so good baby" He said placing his hand on her stomach

"Adonis I cant- I cant take" Coya stuttered trying to speak

"Use your words pretty girl." Adonis said pounding her even harder.

"I cant take it please" Coya whined as she felt a certain type of pressure.

"Yes you can baby, I know you can" He replied as he gave her long, hard strokes

Coya jerked as she squirted all over him, She moaned so loud that Adonis covered her mouth.

"All for me? thank you my love" He said licking her mess up off her thighs.

Adonis gave her his work jacket and slipped her leggings back up. The time now was 12:54 am, Its been 2 hours.

Coya laid there in shock. It was the best orgasm shes ever had. Adonis drove them back to the bus station and carried her to his car. "Ill take you home" He whispered kissing her forhead as he laid her in the backseat.

"No" She spoke. "Your place."

[straykats]

kat talks oddinary!!

ie. my reaction to the mv/songs

maniac

yeah opening w my fav boy was such a good idea

love felixs shoes omg the colour???

did hyunjin just call me a ho /j

the melody,,,, so very nice,,, chans voice,,, so clear

MINHODSMVKDLSM SHUT UP that run SHUT UP shut up

sungs choreo with chan omg aHHH that was so cool

changbin sir,, please,,,

also how is changbin pulling off this hair

the transition from cb's 'toxic' to the birds to the chorus refrain whatever u wanna call it thing???? how does that work

hyunjin chorus my love

and chans adlibs

oh my god seungmin my love

jeongins lines????? his execution of his part???? sccrumptious

oh great now minho's called me a ho too /j

hyunjin sir hyunjin sir hyunjin bridge and right after minhojm dxz fcdmkcx,z

jEONGIN X HYUNJIN VOCAL COLLAB PLEAS

EHAHAHBDHABCHJACA SEUNGMIN

god the bridge matches the chorus so much

MINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what the hell the transition from the screwdriver to him putting smth up on the wall????

okay i was honestly worried that this comeback wasnt gonna be my fav but i actually loved this

it wasnt as '!!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face' as i thought it was gonna be (ie. its a lot more of a simmering... tension... kinda thing instead of smth like gods menu where it was bAM yknow) and thats not a good or a bad thing its just an observation

i heavily heavily enjoyed jeongins bits

also the amount of times hyunjin and minho were together,,, sir im weak

i cant wait to rewatch this and read the lyrics and /really/ pay attention

venom

the spider song.

but i lowkey vibed w the teaser sm

ooOOOO CHANGBIN SIR

and the sound i the background???? sounds like when u slap a tHOnG (flip flop) on the end of a tube or smth

seungmin sir i love u always ; key change? or just me? was there even a proper key before? i need to re-

MINHO????????

THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING @ JEONGINS PART

I BLOODY LOVE HARMONC SCALES deep breaths kat

is it even a harmonic scale or is it just an accidental thrown in????? waut is it even harmonic or just a minor scale??? i shall go back later and figure it out hehe

oo felix's whisper

PEWPEWPEW

ois this hyunjin. guys is this hyunjin. the english "hey spider" rap bit before jisung

omg it is isnt it

o pop off jisung sir

CHANNO BESTO VOCO

i am so ??? the bridge???? maam you scrumptious

Charmer

is that a bass guitar,,, thats a strong bass omg

damn mf right i cant resist it

the whistle omg thats cLEAN

"im the char-mer" wHOO DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

no its not a bass is it,, i cant tell if its synth or if it's supposed to sound like a plucked string??? like im pretty sure if u record a double bass it'd sound like this too

ooo is this jisungs bit bc thats fun (the whispery bit)

seungmins vocals <3 i say this every song

OOOH DRUMKS DUMR SUMDR S

this as a stage with confetti???? yessir

oh its traditional.. instruments...? maybe? the drums at the end... and the strings

Freeze

AYEEE CHANGBIN GO OFF SIR

AYEEE FELIX GO OFF SIR

AYEEEE HYUNJIN GO OFF SIR

JESUS JISUNG

oh this one?????

DDANG ice ice (cold baby)

felix sir omg

now this song is a serious 'wreck some shit' one huh

OOOOOO CHANS FALSETTOS???

oh my god the way it ended

Lonely St.

someone come pick me up im scared for this one

yessir gimme that buildup

GUITARSSSSDRUMSSSSSBASSS

this makes me miss slump

its okay chan u can say just fuck it all

the guiatrs the guatrtgjhGHCBhj

OH NO ITS GOT CLAPS IN IT TOOOOOOOO

'the street is desolated' omg

the lead guitar going from the left side to the middle center is so nice to me

hold up theres so much going on w the guitars i love it

this has running in the rain and collapsing on the side of a highway/freeway vibes and i love that

Waiting For Us

omgomgomogmgomg

more guitar more emotions

'feeling alive'

mm yeah i cant wait for the lyrics

this is giving first rays of sunshine after the storm

like barbie diamond castle 'we're gonna find it'

YESSSS GIVE US THOSE ADLIBS GIVE US THE FULL INSTRUMENTAL

YEAHHHH LET IT SUDDENLY FALL OUT

this is makibng me so emotional i wanna go hug those i care about and i wanna hug my mutuals i love u guys

the fucking outro oh my god im

this was so good i have no words i literally spent the first verse just closing my eyes and putting my head down

Muddy Water

oh now this is FUN

i am also very emotionall confused

those.. are those keys?

OOH WAIT I LOVE THIS

hyunjins fucking rap shut up someone hold me back before i confess my undying love to him

did changbin just pikapika

fuck man jisung alright

this gives major 3racha vibes i cant explain it but i can

[sukirichi]

Hey bestie, so, here goes my rant about today’s chapter <3

OMG BESTIEEEEEE I feel proud of how you described the suit btw uwu <3, perfect description wink wink. LMAOOO WHY DO I READ VERA WANG INSTEAD OF VALERA RANG????

That scene with Geto?? It was short but deep, like wow, he truly knows Satoru like the palm of his hand. It really shows that he has been with Satoru through everything, I love it.

Omg even I want to be Valeria so badddd, but just in the business and successful aspect. Cuz she is the worst...

WHY WAS IT SO HOT WHEN Y/N STOOD AGAINST VALERIA HUH!??!?!?? It made me feel chills... [insert bite lip face]

GODDDDDD WHEN VALERIA SAID “Because I see myself in you,” I was like “BITCH...” I was so ready to throw hands ù-ú

I retract ALL OF THE GOOD THINGS I said about the Gojo parents in my last ask. I HATE them, I want them AWAY from the baby and I HOPE they drown in their greediness and fall into despair. LIKE AHHHHHHHHH MAMA GOJO WHAT WAS THE REASON?!?!?

WHY ARE RICH FAMILIES, more specific the parents, ALL ABOUT FUCKING IMAGE??????? MAMA GOJO GET READY CUZ IM ABOUT TO THROW HANDS AT YOUUUUUU

The contrast of her saying “As the mother of this household” instead of saying “as your mother” it’s quite powerful, it shows [at least for me] that mama Gojo only cared for raising a heir and not a son. And the “You have failed as a heir” only strengthens my statement, like woman!!! Get a grip!!! He is your son, not a doll for you to manipulate as you please for your own good!!!

“teeth sinking down onto his lower lip the more your face and smile planted itself in his heart” this part.... this part broke my heart so bad, I want to give Satoru a hug T-T

Bestie do you watch RuPaul's Drag Race? Cuz that sashayed away is ver sus wink wink.

NOT THE GENUINE SMILE BESTIE NOOOOOO.... I...I.. WHY WAS HE SO COLD HEARTED WHEN FIRING HERE T-T [like I know why but still] The way he was so technical and cold, that shit hurt like a bitch... Tbh I’m glad y/n slapped him <3

YOU HAVE ME IN TEARS LIKE ACTUAL TEARS, “You’re nothing to me” that shot burned so bad and the way y/n still said “This isn’t you, Satoru. You’re lying to me, you wouldn’t do this.” ONLY TO BE BACKED WITH THE YOU DONT KNOW ME CARD AHHHHHHHHH

“Because I finally opened my eyes,” this... this line right here just shattered me </3 and this “And now I’m just disgusted of everything that’s in front of me,” it was like you stumped over the shatters

“you promised.” I can’t believe I’m actually crying at this part again it’s just, it’s so frustrating as a reader to see both POV's and how they both are shattering apart. Y/N shattering in the outside and Satoru shattering in the inside.

“He couldn’t win. But you could. You would.” THE FACT THAT SATORU WILL ALWAYS HAVE FAITH IN Y/N CUZ HE JNOWS WHAT SHE IS CAPABLE OFF EVEN THROUGH THE MESS HE DRAGGED HER ALL THIS YEARS AND THROUGH THE RESENTMENT HE IS FORCING HER TO HAVE AGAINST HIM IS MINDBLOWING

And for the last part.... I’m SPEECHLESS ONCE AGAIN LIKE FUCKKKKKKKKK

Bestie, sorry for my long ass asks and I know they are getting longer within the chapters go by but ahhhhhh it’s just so good that I can’t help to do a comment about even the smallest thing, sorry T-T. Your talent is amazing as always and I send you many kithes <3

BESTIE IM SORRY I REPLIED LATE TO THIS BUT OMG THANKS SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭 no no thank YOU for the suit and outfit inspos they were so beautiful and really helped me picture Gojo 😭 plus you were the one who helped me describe their clothings so thank YOU for it 🥺 omg absmamaka people said valeria rang sounds like vera wang too 😂 yeah satosugu best buddies they’ve been with each other through the thick and thin and even in the time when [gunshot noises] bestie right??? even i find valeria sexy so it makes sense her daughter is sexier 😭

“i see myself in you” maam you left her wtf 😭✋🏻 gojo’s parents are not good for the baby. gojo’s parents are not good for gojo. gojo’s parents are not good for y/n. gojo’s parents are not good. well i mean,,,image is pretty important to them since the higher you are on a pedestal, the more drastic the fall. ALSO BESTIE YOU NOTICED THAT DETAIL WHERE MAMA GOJO SAID MOTHER OF THIS HOUSEHOLD AND NOT AS YOUR MOTHER? Omg wow thanks sm 😭😭😭 my dialogues are always intentional so I get so happy whenever someone picks up on it 😭 no omg gojo in that last scene was so 🤢😡💔 yeahhhh y/n is shattering on the inside and gojo on the outside but soon they’ll shatter everyone anyway so 🤷🏻‍♂️ and yes bestie BWMSKSKA THATS MY FAVORITE PART, THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE HE HAS IN WHAT Y/N IS CAPABLE OF AAAAAAAA *flings myself out the window* and no no I don’t mind the long asks I appreciate all of this and thank you so much 🥺💕💕💕 THANK YOU FOR THE KITHES MWAH MWAH I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME HAPPY AND I LOVE YOUUU!!! 🥺💕💕💕

[wonderland-in-bloom]

only for today

[leona kingscholar x shere khan like!fem!reader]

anon asked: I would love to see reader being a leader of a new dorm that is base off of Shere Khan, she looks like a male but she's actually a girl since NRC is an all boy school. And she tends to get in fight with Leona alot until Crowley gets enough and looks then up in a classroom to make up. Then some incident involves a fire leaving the two trap making her fear of fire. 

hhhh i hope i did your ask justice anon!

♡

DESPITE your true identity, you managed to slip inside night raven college and even beat the ranks of many students there before you. you were known as one of the most athletic an aggressive students, despite being a girl. “boss~it’s time to get up now~” your lackey hissed as he pulled the covers off of you. “we have the usual morning magishift training today.” you growled and stole the covers back from him. “i can’t be bothered with that nonsense.” your lackey whom you called kaa sighed. “prefect leona would be furious.” 

“what. a. pity.” you sarcastically shot back. “oh come on (y/n). this is for your own good. trust me~” you didn’t want to hear him talk anymore. you grabbed his chin and stared at him with rage in your eyes. “don’t you even dare do this again next time, understand?” he gulped loudly. “i-i get i-it! cross my heart hope to die maam.” you scoffed and let go of him and started heading towards the magishift training grounds of savanaclaw. “look who finally decided to show up.” you were now face to face with the most annoying person whom you’ve ever crossed paths with. leona kingscholar. or as you liked to call him, leona king-of-being-an-annoying-ass. 

“oh great. just great. my day is getting better and better!” you shot back at him with sarcasm laced with each word that came out of your mouth. “just shut up and get training.” you really had a strong urge to just kick him already. however, you bottled that in...for now at least. you and leona did not get along well. perhaps it was how he’s so damn full of himself or how you think he’s better in so many things compared to you you...well either way, you two just didn’t get along well. even the headmaster is done with the both of you fighting all the time. you just genuinely didn’t like the guy, that’s all. 

you felt like slapping yourself. oh boy, oh boy was your day getting better by the second! sarcasm. you were assigned by professor crewel to be paired up with your favorite dorm leader for an experiment you had to do in alchemy class. what was worse was that crowley told him to make you and leona be alone in a classroom doing the experiment. he wanted you two to make up and just get along with each other. how dumb can that stupid bird be? you thought to yourself, while you gathered a mix of different potions from a tray. “can you just get off your ass and do something?!” 

“i am doing something. watching you.” maybe now was the perfect time to use that kick you were saving for another time. truth be told, leona loved teasing you. you never really noticed but he loved seeing your reaction anytime he’d tease you. no matter how much you’d threaten him, he theorized that he had somewhat of a soft heart. and honestly, he was somewhat happy that he could spend time with you locked together in the room and forced to do the most dreadful subject in all of night raven college. “oi kingscholar, can you light the fire.” you demanded more than requested. “why? it’s just-”

“please.” leona was stunned to hear you plead in such a soft and hushed voice. he never heard your voice like that. “tch. alright alright.” when he lit the match you flinched and stared at the unpredictable flame in his hands. when he tossed the match in the pile of dry wood to light the cauldron, you jumped slightly, and inched backwards. fire....has never been nice to you. nor will it ever be. you felt a warm sensation which dawned on your hand. strange. “(y/n)! watch out!” the fire had spread to corner you. apparently there had been an oil spill in the empty classroom you two were in the other day and it wasn’t properly cleaned. 

leona reacted quickly and stepped in front of you. with his magic he quickly extinguished the flames. smoke started to infiltrate both of your lungs and that’s when the panic began to set in. you both coughed and felt yourself getting weaker. it was so hard for you to breathe. memories of a tragic accident in your past haunted you with the flames. you collapsed beside leona, clinging onto his arm. he saw what happened to you and scooped you up in his arms. he practically kicked the door open and rushed to get you out and to the infirmary. he placed you on one of the beds and told you to just lie down. 

you had a slight burn on your arm which was then treated with ointment and an ice pack. leona sat on the edge of the bed you laid down on. “should we head back?” leona shook his head. “no. just stay here. we just escaped a fire for crying out loud (y/n),” you were about to snap back at him but he continued. “besides, i don’t want you going back to classes with your condition right now.” as much as you hate to admit it, you were glad leona told  you to stay. you felt even more glad to know that he was staying with you and not leaving you. that was a first. “fire. a real pain huh?” you bit your bottom lip. normally you won’t even answer him, maybe even threaten him...but you just felt like you had to tell him. 

“i lost my mother to a fire...” your eyes widened when you felt leona pull you against his chest and wrapped his arms around you in a hug. “i’m sorry.” he whispered. you nuzzled yourself against him. how comfortable. you felt his hand ruffle your hair. “it’s rare to see you like this. so you can be emotional huh?” leona was trying his best to make you forget and not make you feel so down in the dumps. and it worked, as you had a genuine smile which rested on your face. “maybe...?” he chuckled. “and you can smile too.” you felt like brushing him off but right now...he wasn’t as annoying as he usually was. and besides, you enjoyed his company.

“bravo, bravo. you’ve done an excellent job at trying to annoy me once more.” he smirked. you felt your heart skip a beat when you saw him smirk. had he always been that attractive? no. no. (y/n). he’s nothing more but a pain in the ass. you just survived a fire, you shouldn’t be thinking about this. “just face it, you admire me being here.” you landed a playful punch on his arm. 

“alright maybe just for today.”

“ah so miss aggressive has a soft spot huh? reserve that soft spot for me, okay?”

♡

[sevman49]

I promised myself to write about my pilgrimage south to meet the woman I believe I now belong to. The Woman I Believe I Belong To. Sounds like the title of a country song. I'll write it later. I'm inspired. I went to meet her and planned on spending the weekend if we hit it off. That was my hope. I ended up staying two and a half weeks.

I'd like to tell you more about her, how beautiful she is, how well off she is, how she became so well off, describe her elegance and the environment she inhabits. But I'm not allowed to. I can't tell you her name, not that you would recognize it if you aren't a local. She knows I will write about her, and will allow it only if my discretion is absolute. I understand why it's necessary, I just can't tell anyone else why. I'll just refer to her as She and Her. I can't even describe her house or it's location, that would give her identity away. She is known and she is important. And powerful. And secretive.

As I wrote earlier, she wanted a wife, she's not gay, she wanted a male wife. A companion who would handle all the so called wifely duties in the household. Keeping it clean, doing the laundry, do the cooking and serving, be her confidant and company, amuse and entertain her, obey her, be her sexual toy and tool, keep my mouth shut and my opinions to myself, and most importantly, be prepared to be fucked, battered, trampled and physically and mentally womanhandled when she returned home every evening. I had no problem with that. And one last thing, be invisible to the outside world. I would never accompany her in public and when she had visitors, I would be locked away in a very private room built just for that purpose.

So, what's in it for me? In no particular order, these are my benefits. I would be fucked, battered, trampled and physically and mentally womanhandled by this exotically beautiful, lithe, flowery but firm gynarchistic minded female every day and night. I would be her very secret, forcefully confined, oft beaten, heavily disciplined wife who sucked her dick ( or the female version of that) any time she snapped her fingers. I would live well and be well taken care of by her and be monetarily rewarded on a monthly basis. All I had to do was whatever she said and keep it all to myself and her.

I would maintain my own residence back home and live my normal life there whenever she traveled for business purposes, which would intermittently add up to about to about 6 months out of the year. When she departed I would slip out in my new sports car in the morning darkness to drive home and slip back in the same way upon her return. We have it all worked out. It's doable and I'm excited about it. I'm to give her my final assent when she returns home in 3 weeks. I already know yes is my answer. But there are things I need to think about before I sign the contract regarding our nondisclosure agreement and the financial terms I would agree to.

Har! I would do it for nothing! But I won't tell her that. I DO need income of some sort after all! Might as well consider this my dream job. I should ask about insurance benefits also. I could get hurt doing some of the things she has in mind for me. Again, I'm ok with that!

What things, I imagine anyone asking? I shouldn't say, but, fuck it. Let's talk about the last two and a half weeks. During this part, I'm going to reveal how I came to be as submissive as I am. Why it's a part of me I couldn't change if I wanted to. And I don't want to. It's who I am, as long as I remember, and I'm most at home and comfortable in this state.

No one who knows me now knew me when I was growing up. My life before my college years was a thousand miles away from here. My father, before he passed away when I was 7 years old can best be described as a reclusive yet hugely successful financial genius. He saw trends others didn't and invested in what are now universal corporations with well known brands and worldwide recognition. With his blossoming fortune and his disdain for populated areas, he bought the land others considered wilderness and built an estate for his family where our nearest neighbors were 60 miles away. The everyday items people shop including food and substance were delivered to us on a weekly basis. There were people employed to take care of things so we had contact with these people but otherwise we lived by ourselves, like rich pioneers in uninhabited areas. There was him, my mother, then in a 6 year period 3 children. My older sister two years my senior, then me, and two years later my younger sister. We were all born into isolation and it's all we knew. We had all the amenities other kids grew up with except television, we just didn't know the other kids. We were diligently home schooled 3 days a week by Miss Kerr, a young teaching assistant who had a room of her own in our home who stayed with us Monday through Wednesday teaching us about scholarship and society in a variety of subjects.

Now for the facts of life about what made me who I am today. My mother was a beautiful woman even by today's standards, and she was an early day Female Supremist. My earliest memories are of her as the boss of our household, the absolute ruler of my father, who did whatever she told him to do and if he didn't, she was quick to punish him physically and mentally. Not behind closed doors but in the presence of my sisters and I. Father never complained, he just took his punishments and apologized for angering her. Mother was a slapper and a spanker. She never forgave a misstep by him and took no pushback nor excuses. Just instant correction we witnessed a thousand times. Mighty slaps that sent him staggering backwards apologizing while she advanced on him landing WHAP after WHAP like a well trained prize fighter. This was everyday life for us. My sister's and I couldn't even imagine a world where a male was even equal to his partner. We all knew my future role in this family. My sister's sure did and they would strive to be the woman my mother was. They just needed the go ahead from Mom. They got it when Father had a heart attack and was gone in the blink of an eye. After a week of mourning and services Mom called us into the parlor for a family meeting. I knew my life had changed by the seating arrangement she dictated to us. Her and my sisters on the couch on each side of her, and me on the floor sitting at their feet facing them. I wasn't shocked, what else did I expect? My life as a male was about to take shape. But there was, indeed, a surprise I never saw coming. And she led off with that. My sister's were equally caught flatfooted. But, it meant something different to them, and it made them smile when it was spelled out to them.

"Stephen", she began, " You are now the man of the house. You've always been like a son to me (well, of course, thought I) but the time has come to tell you this. You are my adopted son. We love you as if you were born to me but we adopted you at birth and raised you for this very situation, in case your father , your adopted father, passed on. When Kate was born, we decided to adopt a male to serve her and for her to train as she matured. We were certainly glad we did when Cindy was born two years later. She also needs a male to train. You are sitting at our feet for a reason, Stephen, do I have to spell it out any further?"

There I was, a seven year old boy, receiving the news of the world, that my whole existence was a lie, that I was brought into this family to become a servant for my sister's when the time came, and that they really weren't my sister's. Imagine the shock and trauma I should have felt. Here's what I felt instead. I'm sitting on the floor with 3 females sitting over me, each now putting their feet on me and none of them are related to me. I remember that as my first intentional sexual hard on in my life.

"No, maam, I get it" Ex-mom smiled and told me she was proud of me, that she always knew I was a good boy. My older now stepsister had her foot resting on my shoulder and I asked her if I could lick her feet. She nodded, pleased as punch, and covered my face with both feet. I did that to mess with my 5 year old stepsis. She was actually gonna be tougher than her elder sister. In time.

There's a lot to tell about the path my life took for the next 10 years.but, I digress. That's another story and I'm anxious to relive it as I look back on how it shaped me. And led me into the life of servitude with a remarkable very respected socialite that no one, not even you know about yet.

I could keep on and tell you what I expect, but I'm heading back to her tomorrow, so I'll just let the realty dictate from here. I hope I have a good story for you.

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[meredithstanien]

me and my thoughts ab homecoming

feel free to ignore i'm just rambling about how much i love everyone in starkid (please dont reblog this haha)

- jaAIME thank you maam for your service

- is jeff blim wearing eyeliner? thank you king

- sometimes i understand why all of you are simping for white boy manion and show stopping number is one of them. hips!

- personally i will simp for mariah though i hope you dont mind

- LAUREN WALKER I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU THAT SHIRT

- IM SO HYPED FOR FIREBRINGER I'M GONNA LOSE IT

- i want bhol's shirt. honestly i would wear his whole outfit

- brb simping for meredith.... leather jacket.....

- also lauren that fit is beautiful

- rachael soglin i love you also she has such a wonderful voice

- TOGETHER!!!!! i love everyone looking at meredith and lauren Like That

- "we are womankind" *meredith thumbs up and :)

- lowkey wish we had more lauren walker during this

- okay. tto songs slap so hard and i'm also bopping

- wISSSCONSSIIIIIINNNN i love corey

- wait how have i not said anything about jeff's outfit yet??? i love the vest so much

- okay they kept the audience participation for tto in this and i love it so much

- MS LOPEZ THE BOOTS???

- SPEEDRUN thank you for letting rachael bless us, i thought they were just gonna do tto and naked in a lake and i was gonna be so sad

-i'm crying over jeff's bowlegged step in place

- i love this four person crew for ani, i was wondering what they were gonna do for this since it was a traditional musical

- why dont people simp for clark? look at this man he's so fine

- HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT CHRIS ALLEN ALSO PLAYED DUDER IN LITTLE WHITE LIE? i never made that made that connection because i only watched lwl once

- jim povolo makes an appearance i love xem

- the cheers during no one remembers achmed... me too.

- denise and meredith sharing a mic and having the time of their lives doing it brings me joy

- lowkey was stoked for a meredith-dylan duet for 1001 nights but britney and carlos gave us so much more than we deserved

- okay as a meredith stan i am very sad about the lack of a meredith solo in the twisted medley i will not lie to you guys

- the hmb lighting.... thank you to the lightning designer i will have to check the credits.... AND THE SOUND DESIGNER the echoes are so cool

- gotta say i am so happy about the variety of funky outfits onstage today

- ROGUES jaime kills that one part. yall know the part

- literally any part with denise singing makes me so happy i cant wait for starship

- the audience clapping made me so nervous at the end of super friends bc for a second it sounded like it was throwing off the orchestra and making them speed up without realizing

- craving some commissioner gordon right about now

- STARSHIP I'M GONNA PEE

- ms donovan knows what she's talking about, thank you denise's mom we are dreamers

- i love that theyre giving solos to people who didn't get them in other medleys because i needed this. starkid women are so talented

- i feel so bad for not knowing everyone's names. theyre so amazing and i cant even name them

- JUNIOR STARSHIP i simp for bhol specifically as junior

- BRANT COX THE BUG MAN I LOVE YOU i love starship and i love him, i wish he had been in more shows

- joey your cue!!!!

- where is the way i do? i pass away

- "please enjoy some songs from 'me and my- ...." goodbye brian

- mamd is highkey problematic but that doesnt stop ready to go from being a bop

- brian and meredith standing together 🥺

- i love brian and nick lang awkwardly asking if everyone is having fun

- nick is so wonderful i love him

- the strings sound SO cool with comin back to hogwarts i love cellos

- the screams over the glasses, i love this audience

- i love the audience singing along and saying the lines along with the music, i bet the energy in that theatre was fucking amazing

- joey and darren just going "whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa" over bonnie!

- ms. lopez... the BOOTS again. lauren lopez as draco malfoy does things to me

- DYLAN COMING FROM THE AUDIENCE that is my favorite gag

- the people in the audience as dylan is coming through look so excited

- HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICULARLY GOOD FINDERS!!!!!!

- meredith dances like a cartoon character it's so cute i love her

- tbh the whole second act has me smiling constantly i dont have much to say bc it just makes me so happy

- IMAGINE BEING THAT SAX PLAYER thank you king

- not even gonna lie ive never been a huge fan of avps or avpsy but the energy here makes up for it

- darren where is your fit you are harry freakin potter all the other men here are showing you up, you are wearing a black t shirt

-[yeah at thsi point a bunch of my thoughts ab the second act got deleted bc tumblr sucks and didnt save this draft but whatever i loved it]

- i'm gonna cry, the way the orchestra the end of days of summer became a slow version of back to hogwarts

- this is so sad. this is so happy but so sad.

- darren this is the sweetest thing

- "enthusiastic, but sometimes questionable fan art" i'd like to formally apologize to starkid for whatever they may have seen.

- joey in the background making faces as darren talks about loving your friends

- yo i didnt expect to get so emo over this but them finishing out with back to hogwarts really did me in, plus everyone onstage wiping away tears

- ITS AN ENCORE THANK YOU BROSENTHAL AND SANGO

- what a stupidly wonderful way to finish this show

- joey carrying out walker and brosenthals jackets

- oh the classic disconnected and off timing theatre kid bow to end the show

- IM LOOKING AT THE CREDITS AND OFC THEY HAD COREY LUBOWICH, SARAH PETTY, JUNE SAITO, AND MARK SWIDERSKI DOING TECH WHO ELSE WOULD THEY POSSIBLY ASK TO DO IT?